Need a senior quote, any suggestions?

"OP is a faggot"

>>50846486
"Toki wo tomare"

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>>50846486
"NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!"

>>50846486
"It's not gay if it's a feminine dick."

>>50846486
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

>>50846486
"Blessed is the mind too small to pass algebra I."

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>>50846486

>>50846486
"Check my five."

>>50846609
WELL, ISN'T THIS A SURPRISE?

>>50846486
"There's no way someone that cute could be a girl."

Suffer and Die.

>>50846486
Shoot straight
Conserve ammo
Never make a deal with a dragon

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>>50846838
My nigga.

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LOOKIT ALL THAT GEAR!

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence will be your answer."

Only God Can Judge Me-

Machiavelli

>>50846486
"In an hour of darkness, a blind man is the best guide. In an age of insanity look to the madman to show the way."

>>50846769
YOU'LL BE SO MUCH EASIER O ROB WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!

check 'em

"roll to determine anal circumference."

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We, at long last, shall be FREE!

-Azariah Kyras

"Do you Catan?"

>>50847000
>mass effect
Fuck off, nerd.

>>50846486
fear is the mind-killer

>>50846486
Only in death does duty end.

Don't let it end like this! Tell them I said something.

>>50847182
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, HUH?! WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?!

"Don't go buying any farms"

>>50846486
"Life is the Emperor's currency. Spend it well."
"Glory to the God-Emperor of Mankind and his angels of death."
"What is this bullshit Eldar fuckery"

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>didn't take a photo for yearbook
>didn't give a quote
>didn't show up for graduation ceremony
>tfw no evidence of your existence in high school

"FUCKING XENOS"

>>50846486
EVEN IN DEATH THIS DARN THING IS JUST TOO DARN COLD

WHY ISN'T MY HIBERNATION CHAMBER HEATED

DO WE NOT HAVE STANDARDS ANYMORE

IN MY DAY YOU'D ALL BE EXECUTED FOR GROSS NEGLIGENCE

WHEN IS JELLO

I HAVE ROOM

>>50846486
CAN NONE OF YOU KILL MEEEEEEE?!

>>50848234
AND THEN THERE'S THIS GUY

STOP KVETCHING, NO ONE'S LISTENING

YOU WANNA DIE SO BADLY, FIND A XENO AND SHAKE HANDS

>>50846486
Having gay sex doesn't make you gay, being gay makes you gay

Work will set you free

>>50846486
"THIN YOUR PAINTS"

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>"Did you pay for that copy of 'I disappear'?"

>>50846486
"My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?"

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>>50846486
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481501701970.webm

"All I ever wanted was the truth."--Lorgar Aurelian

>>50846904
this

>>50846486
"Set your expectations low,
you won't be disappointed."

>>50846904
Best one, OP

>>50846609
>>50846769
>>50847182
>You had one job...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTRmAhu08pA

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>>50846486
The crime isss life!
The sssentance isss death!

>>50849269
"Teach fish how to man and it will take over the world." - H.P. Lovecraft

>>50847153
I like this one

>>50849279
Do you feel proud of that post?

>>50847153
>pick this quote
>everyone assumes it's about Trump

>>50849279
YouTube was a mistake.

>>50846486
>senior quote
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>>50848054
And here I was feeling bad about falling asleep at my ceremony.

"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"

"Remember the mess we had to clean up after Reverse Moses parted the city to escape Aqua Pharaoh?"

>>50846486
Chaos is the only true answer

"Would that it could be that my face was the sun, and Jupiter my hand, so that I could give a facepalm worthy of these people!"

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"Reach heaven through violence."

Let us know how juvie turns out.

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"The right man, in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world."

>>50846486
>Need a senior quote, any suggestions?
"What in the seven hells of Chaos are you waiting for? Personal orders from the Emperor himself? When I say take that damned hill, I mean take that damned hill, not damn well stand around and stare at it! I don’t care if there’s fifty L’Huraxi up there. I don’t care if there are fifty thousand L’Huraxi up there! Our orders are to take that hill and I’m going to damn well take that hill even if it means I have to kill every last one of the purple-skinned giants myself. Damn it, follow me, I’ll show you how it’s done. That’s it, get stuck in there. Medic! Stop whining, Brook, you’ve got another damned leg. D’ya think I cried like a damned new-born when I lost my arm? Course I damn well didn’t. I upped and ripped that damned land shark’s damned throat out with my damned teeth! That’s it, Sergeant Reed, give ‘em some Catachan steel. Emperor’s teeth, their blood stinks. Get that heavy flamer into that trench; flush the damned Grox-heads out. That trench, you idiot, not this one! Oh yes, smell those aliens burn. Smells better than breakfast, don’t it? Give me that damn grenade. Do I have to do everything myself? See? That ain’t proper armour like you’d see on an Imperial tank – no it’s flimsy, fall-down-in-a-strong-breeze, I-hope-they-don’t-spit-at-me armour. I didn’t really mean spit at it! You there! Yes you! Pick up Sergeant Creek’s hand. The medics might be able to stick it on him again later. Don’t stop now, you damned work-shy sons of acid-grubs, we’re only damn well halfway up..."

- Colonel Straken

The funny thing about this sentence is that is says nothing and it's too late to stop reading it.

"You may rule through terror, but when everyone fears you, you must fear everyone."

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.

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>>50846486
"-- whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved? It may be answered that one should wish to be both, but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person, is much safer to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be dispensed with." ~ Heraclitus

"¿Por qué la cogida de sus ventanas está configurado para español?"

>>50849563

I like this one.

"I used to do drugs in the 90's... Now I don't care what the temperature is."

>>50848032
"Ask a senior a question and they will give you three answers, each more terrifying than the last."

-Anon

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“I've named all the stars, but I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion when they speak to one another.”

"There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine."

>>50847491
>Calling someone else a nerd on what is basically NERD the board

Very clever, Anon.

>>50849669
I thought that was from Machiavelli.

>>50849414
kek

>>50849758
"Happiness is a delusion of the freshmen"

>>50848054
I'm kinda jealous.

>tfw my school doesn't even have senior quotes
or it might have
I never saw my yearbook

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>>50849932

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>>50849284
GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD

"There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors."

"Anything other than the pursuit of immortality is a complete waste of time"

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>>50850041
Clever of you, but I didn't see the joke in his post, and still don't, so either explain or have a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up. It tastes real good friend, I promise.

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>>50846486

"I kill sock baby, not to win - there is no win. I kill sock baby, to break the heart of God."

"Klaatu Barada Nikto"

>>50850128
How new of you friend. It's old hat to utterly mislabel quotes for humour value. You may notice, if you open your eyes that the image is not of Heraclitus, nor of Machiavelli

>>50846486
"You just lost the game"

>>50846486
"Sing as if no one hears you, dance as if no one sees you, live as if you are not a useless talking meatbag who doesn't have long to live."

>>50850260
My point was that i don't get why Heraclitus saying that would be funny with a picture of Vlad "Dracula" Tepes, I don't see the humor there, I've only occasionally found mis-attributed quotes funny anyway, i just don't see the funny there.

>>50850263
"You Bastard" - Anonymous

If there is nothing in this life but what we make of it, let us make good my brothers. -Beta Ray Bill

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>>50849292

"im too much of a brain dead faggot to come up with a quote myself, so I went to a Norwegian lumberjack advice forum for suggestions"

>>50850263
sonnuva

>>50850303
You should go around the board and reply to every single joke you don't find funny and tell the poster that you don't see it as funny, then.

>>50846904

Do it Chummer

>>50846486
"If everything is going to plan, it's about to go horribly wrong."

>>50850909
I simply said that I thought it was Machiavelli. You're the asshole, and are the one making something out of this, because most funny things actively make sense, and when they don't usually the poster is kind enough to explain why it's funny to them, at least, and not pretend they have some kind of moral or intellectual high ground.

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>>50850177

>>50851024
I didnt get it either.

>>50853164
And yet he still doesn't explain the joke. Can you good sir or madam, tell me what the fuck is wrong with /tg/?

>>50850232
Under rated

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>>50850855
>Norwegian lumberjack advice forum

>>50846486
It depends

>>50846486
Work makes you free

>>50853976
People used to have autistic fights over the nature of 4chan. It's a japanese site about anime said one side. It's an american site about lots of things so fuck off with your anime, said the other. It went on for some time until people got bored and started mocking the discussion by creating bizarre descriptions of 4chan like the one you quoted.

>>50853198
Well, I suppose he's referencing Vlad Tepes - the guy from his pic - who was a charming fellow who had a liking for torture, killing and that sort of thing in general. The irony in the whole post being that Vlad was so cruel to everyone that he ended up being deposed by his own people who realized in the end that their leader was a psychopath.

That said, I agree, that anon is a total dipshit.

>>50854045
I think you meant to say
Arbeit macht frei.
Still in poor taste though.

>>50847992
CAN'T WAIT TO COUNT OUT YOUR COIN!

>>50854113
The juxtaposition of the image and the quote doesn't really mesh except ironically and the mis-attribution of the quote doesn't really mesh at all.

>>50854154
Hey man, I'm just guessing. Who knows what's in his head

>>50846486
"Do you folks like coffee?"

>>50846486
> Need a senior quote, any suggestions?
"Skub is the greatest thing ever made!"

>>50854172
I know, i'm just trying to understand it and failing and that's unusual unless i'm missing some kind of context, lol.

>>50854182
Fuck off you degenerate skubfag

>>50854182
Worse than >>50854045

>>50846486
"I like my women like I like my coffee, in the butt! "

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>>50847510
mind is the fear-killer

>>50854971
May his Cleansing Pass the World

>>50854971
Death I am the little.

I will pass through it. When I am gone, only it will remain.

>>50854191
>>50854154
>>50854113
It's called shitpost.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWWeMlFrQK4

>>50855428
I guess so, I just have some hope that people aren't being morons and assholes in everything they do.

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>>50846486
IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAAAAAADE!

>>50846486
"Killroy was here."

>>50859566
>"THINK YOU ARE MY MAAAAAAATCH?"

I drew that dick in your textbook. All of them

>>50846486
"I'm not gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars."

That was my buddies, still no idea how it got past the school

"...you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

>>50846486
Deus Vult

"CREEEEEEEEEEEEED"

>>50846486
"I'm underage and should be banned."

if You can't Dazzle them with dexterity, Baffled them with bullshit.

>>50850263
Mother fucker

>>50854971
kill is the mind-fearer?

but seriously, >>50847510 is good.

>>50846486
My friends and myself used anti communist quotes for our grad quotes

"Better dead than red"
"Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom"
Etc etc

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>>50846486
"REPENT, FOR TOMORROW YOU DIE"

>>50846486
There are three things a man must do alone: Be born, die, and do the other thing.

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>>50846486
"My Pa always said I had "extra Chrome Zones", but I ain't nevah owned no car shops."

Taken from my idea for a special needs southern-born Planeswalker who thinks he just took a wrong turn on the way to the grocery store.

>>50869402
I really like this idea. He's a terrible mage but he's got a magic double barrel that never runs out of ammo

>>50869773
I always thought of his cards having him with this slack-jawed expression doing something mundane with something crazy in the background. I also always thought of him as a black Planeswalker thanks to coming from a shit-hole of a plane. The cards would give him all these evil sounding names like "Kentucky Tom: Auger of Damnation." or "Kentucky Tom: Aegis of Dark."

His spark ignited when he tripped on the way from the store and he spilt the milk everywhere. Now he's trying to get back and get more because he can't find the milk. He thought that him tumbling through the blind eternities was his eyes adjusting to the light or blood rushing to his head when he fell. Now he just travels planes and helping others, unaware thet he's fucking crossing the multiverse.

He's basically accidental necromancer Forrest Gump.

>>50869899
Maro plz make this happen.

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>>50869899
> "Void of a Vacuous Mind"
> 2 Black mana.
> Instant.
> When an opponent plays a card requiring you to show your hand, instead add -1/-1 to all opponent creatures.
> "Try as he might, Jace could coax no secrets from the well defended mind of Kentucky Tom."

>>50855014
> Colonic irrigation

>>50869402
>>50869899
I don't play magic but I like this idea

>>50871110
Thanks.

I'll probably never motivate myself to start writing about it though.

>>50871175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>50850263
Sonofabitch, now I have to do sit-ups

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>>50869402
>playing a retarded nigger stereotype would get you excommunicated from society
>but it's fun and quirky to poke fun at the south

>>50873262
You've got both of the characters there friend, The north won the civil war we're all the same now, one flag, one country, the confederate flag is not and never will be relevant again, it propped up slavery and bigotry, and it's not something to be proud of.

>>50873429
>>50873262
both of the characters wrong* sorry

>>50873429
lol

>>50874277
What's funny friend?

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>>50873429
>bigotry

It's called elitism, boy.

>>50874338
Um I thought Bigotry and Elitism were kind of the same thing, sir, being that both require you to think you are superior to another, although for differing reasons, I do not believe I am wrong, but I may have mis-written that.

>>50846486
>>50849463
This

>>50874406
>sir
>ranting about bigotry
>we're all the same now
Hi R*ddit.

>>50874911
Never been there, but you can keep perpetuating your shitty meme, all you want. I wasn't ranting about bigotry anyway, I was making fun of the idiot who put up a poorly drawn picture of a man holding the Confederate States of America flag.

>>50849740
I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.

>>50873262
Traitors get out.
This is a patriots-only thread.

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>>50873262
>Southerners make jabs about other groups all the time
>Get upset over one light-hearted joke about hillybillies

Southerners must be some of the saltiest people on Earth. 151 years later and they're still rectum-ravaged over losing the American Civil War.

>>50850232
"Klaatu Barada Ni*ACHOO*"

>>50875279
I've never understood why the Union didn't burn every single flag in the south once they won, or why people think it stands for anything good, it makes no sense, especially where I live in Pennsylvania.

>>50875310
Texanon here, and no one really gives a shit. It's generally agreed to be a kinda trailer trash thing to have around, and most would be happy to see it go away. The issue is when the government tries to tell people to get rid of it, that's not okay

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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Iron within Iron without

>>50875376
Yeah I understand, but the only time I heard that was really an issue was Texas and a lot of the rest of the south forcing the DMV to print licence plates with it on there, which I think was technically unconstitutional being a part of the American government after all.

>>50850014
My year was the last year my school accepted senior quotes because everyone was sending in "offensive" quotes. I personally had to send in three different ones before finally having one accepted. One of my quotes that never made it through was "I detest censorship" which was rejected because it "mocked our school".

>Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>>50873429
>bait.

>>50876488
It wasn't bait.

"May the warp be with you"

>>50875376
the issue is when the government is trying to whitewash our own fucking history in an attempt to pretend that the 19th century didn't exist

the stars and bars represent a time a lot of people would like to forget happened, but that's why we need to remember it

>>50879360
Federal law states American Governmental offices aren't supposed to use the flag of another government on anything official, CSA included, that's why the DMV won't print licence plates with it on them anymore, and the government can't whitewash our history it's already common knowledge, it will never be forgotten.

>>50846486
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

>>50879360

The only people trying to white wash history are the ones who insist on pretending the confederate flag represents anything worthwhile.

>>50846486
"Just play GURPS"

>>50879360
It's important to remember it, yes. However, flying rebel colors is moving into glorification territory, which is no bueno.

>>50880530
Too late boyo
>>50876290

"That's HERESY"

>>50875376
Texanon speaks true. We're not all bad.

>>50888670
I know, Texas gets a bad rap, mostly because of all the rednecks that live out in the less populated portions of the state.

>>50888817
I'm actually a TNfag, but we get it, too. The rural areas are pretty bad, though, thanks to meth and pills.

>>50888918
I'm neither, PA here man, rural areas here suck because that's where all the racist and super religious people go, meth isn't too big a problem here it's mostly heroin.

>>50888979
I actually lived in this small town like an hour south of erie, Oil City, for a while.

>>50889043
I live in what they call the Twin Tiers In northern PA, a few hours east from Erie, we got so many trump supporters I'm pretty sure I'd get shot if most people here knew what I believed.

>>50850232
isn't that a greek desert

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>>50846904
Forgot, "Never trust an elf."

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>>50847914
Dying only means you quit

>>50846486
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall"

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>>50846486

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GOOD MORNING.

>>50889121
Pic and text, literally the idea of death in Dark Souls

>>50891808
Not exactly, but hey.

>>50847153
One of the best quotes in warhammer 40k.
>>50847233
Man, despite the fact it is overused, his LET THE GALAXY BUUUUUURN still gives me goosebumps. Voice actor did an amazing job.

My personal favourite is this one (I like orks, so bite me):
-We don't fight fer food, or fer teef, or guns, or cos we's told to fight. We fight cos we woz born to fight. And win.

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"I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES."

>>50890116
>[Europeans Booing]

>>50850138
LOL

You have arrived. After a journey from the Mountainhomes into the forbidding wilderness beyond, your harsh trek has finally ended. Your party of seven is to make an outpost for the glory of all of dwarfkind.
There are almost no supplies left, but with stout labor comes sustenance. Whether by bolt, plow or hook, provide for your dwarves. You are expecting a supply caravan just before winter entombs you, but it is Spring now. Enough time to delve secure lodgings, ere the wolves get hungry. A new chapter of dwarven history begins here, Erlinkoshosh, "Highschool". Strike the earth!

>>50873429
>slavery
>bigotry
>wrong

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>>50846486
Alternate
>FEAR ME...BUT FOLLOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sgimfISzPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE

>>50893588
They both objectively are wrong.

>>50893639
>morality/ethics
>objective
Lmaoing at ur life rite now kiddo

>>50893665
How is slavery not wrong?
How is bigotry not wrong?
Laugh all you will, honestly don't care.

>>50848054
>literally ghosted throughout HS
>could literally not show up for weeks at a time and no one besides my friends would notice
feels good man

>>50893542
This.

>>50893727
Future super villain detected.

>>50888817
Having traveled extensively across the US, I can say without a doubt this is more true in Texas than in almost any other state
cityfags are a cancer on society

>>50893819
What do you mean? in Texas it's the reverse of that statement or Texas plays that straight whereas everywhere else is the other way around? because I live in PA and the retarded fucks who live in my rural town would give you a run for your money.

>>50893862
Texas here. Cityfags have the weird self-loathing problem every liberal seems to get when they don't live on the coast. They just try to turn where they live into the coast. I'd argue that cities in Texas are desperately trying to turn their surroundings into bootleg California, as more and more California natives come flocking here because rent on the coasts is balls-out retarded.

In any case, cityfags here are largely insufferable and seem largely embarrassed of their state. It's just funny when every election season they try to push the idea of Texas finally going blue.

>>50850263
Anon you're heartless

>>50896032
>Cityfags have the weird self-loathing problem every liberal seems to get when they don't live on the coast.
It comes from the same compulsion to write off most of America as "flyover country"

>>50900955

To be fair, that dismissal is by area not population.

Also as someone who has had to drive through many flyover states, you're better off flying.

>>50901256
>To be fair, that dismissal is by area not population.
>implying they aren't dismissing the people as well

>>50901433

I meant the most of america part is by area not population. Obviously they're dismissing the people too, but to be fair fuck rural america, its a shit hole.

>>50901987
Well, somebody has to grow that GMO corn to keep up with average city dweller's overeating habit.

>>50901987
It's a common hyperbole, but this is exactly how Trump won.
>i'm not dismissing these people
>but I totally am and it's okay because they suck and I'm cool

>>50901987
t. Urbanite cuck

>>50901987
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

You are the reason Trump won.

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>>50901987
>but to be fair fuck rural america, its a shit hole.
Trump 2016 :^)

>>50904109

No, I'm not. Those people living in rural shit holes that I dislike are the reason Trump won.

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>>50893125
>Europeans booing
>Not radicals
>Implying Farage is not the greatest Inquisitor of Europe and has skillfully protected a bridgehead from which the whole of Europe can then be reclaimed

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>>50890116
>>50893125
>>50904780

>>50901987
>fuck rural america, its a shit hole.
This is how Hillary lost.

>>50906052

To be fair, I'm not running for president.

>>50853976
>being this summer
>in December

The time for using the knife to remove this cancer is long gone. Bring forth the torch. eldar quote...

Welcome to 2040. I'm sorry about your parents. Damn you look old. Nice house.

"I'm glad it's over." was mine, put it on my class ring too.

>>50908305
Why did you blow a guy right before your class photo?

>>50904109
>>50906052

No, the reason Trump won is because we're now, in 2016, fully into the information age of voting.

Personalities of the two awful candidates aside, Trump did worse in the official debates.

But he was MUCH better at spreading dank memes. He is an advertiser after all. We now live in the era where facts or capabilities or such no longer matter in politics, but rather which side can set the most anuses aflame with their sick internet burns.

>>50846486
Kill maim burn

>>50908344
I'd laugh if the fact that fake news wasn't one of the things trump directly said he liked about social media and i'd laugh more if this wasn't true. I hate trump but fuck, just fuck.

>>50849528
Would pick

>>50908340
>>50908340
Not that it's any better but that's rock salt. I didn't have a senior picture to submit but I had one where I dressed up as a frozen climber or something for a school film festival. Thanks though, got a solid chuckle.

" He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who sticks out in darkness is fluorescent."

>>50846486
Repent, For tomorow you die.

Just have a single word in all caps quoting a shitty meme like
>JUST
or
>SOMEBODY
for maximum amounts of 2deep

>>50846486
"Service Guarantees Citizenship"

>>50846486
"Loyalty is it's own reward."

Alternatively, "I'll make my first million by investing in cardboard."

>>50850909
Okay.

This one (>>50850909),
This one (>>50850260),
and this one (>>50850041)

>>50908168
Daaaaaaamn, son

>>50908907
Ohh nice joke, I'm the anon he was shitting on.

>>50850909
>>50908907
B T F O
T
F
O

HOW CAN ANON EVER RECOVER?

>>50908168
I second this