Got banned on pol for playing risk. If you guys can see this then let's play.
>>50846390
Can anyone be a bro and show this to the guys on /pol/? The board is called classic risk in the catalog. I can't post there.
I'll join next game
>>50846390
Thanks desu for coming back
Fill Belorussian
Can we have a new game, OP? Pic related:
>>50846390
Fill Turkey. Spills invade Scorpiongirl
>>50846390
Fill Greece then defend against Kebabs.
>>50846390
Hey! I found OP!
>>50846468
Spill into baltics
>>50846390
Attack Scorpiongirl in all full regions I can touch.
>>50846390
Keep filling the Netherlands, spill into Germany
>>50846390
FILL ENGLAND
>>50846390
>>50846505
Change roll to invading Cyprus and Lebanon through Crete.
>>50846390
>>50846488
After filling Greece and defending against Kebabs, kill the Serbians.
>>50846521
Sorry mate you're finished. Twas a good fight though.
>>50846534
>>50846521
No roll changes.
>>50846390
if bavaria dont rejoin can i step in
>>50846547
kk
>>50846470
Do you have the 30 years war Europe wide map?
>>50846521
>>50846537
>>50846547
Ah, well. Nice guys with nice tactics finish last.
I will be monitoring this thread to see the glorious ass-kicking soon.
>>50846549
im okee dokee with that
>>50846557
Nope but I could look for it.
>>50846564
>>50846549
Well dick me in the buttock, my plan to sweep up German clay goes out the window then.
>>50846564
Hey Poland, can we take a NAP?
>>50846390
Can I join as Russia if it's free?
Serbia is now dead.
>>50846597
Don't touch Bavaria or Poland, invade Denmark
>>50846586
No one trusts you.
>>50846514
I'll add your previous roll to this turn.
>>50846597
Fill in Northern Italy
>>50846597
Defend, Conquer Turkey, spills into Cyprus and Greece
>>50846597
INVADE LIBYA AND ALL OF AFRICA
>>50846597
Kill Kebabs in Turkey then Caucuses.
>>50846597
finish up Ukraine and push into Sweden >>50846586
okay
>>50846607
>>50846597
Updated Bonus
>>50846640
Thanks mate.
>>50846597
Fill Russian territories
>>50846640
NAP me maybe Polska?
>>50846640
You can't get into Sweden, help me defeat the degenerate. their alliance is attacking your alliance. Work with me.
>>50846661
we still allied, or as a new player you want to end the Slaviance
>>50846669
He can move through Denmark?
ALSO NOT SO SMUG ARE YOU NOW KEBABS
>>50846665
okay
Also break scorpiongirl NAP, not declaring war
>>50846661
We're still allied, right m8?
>>50846667
>>50846674
Sorry, wrong person.
Also, you want him to break a NAP, you Kebabs are the true jews.
>>50846669
I'll stay allied with you but I might attack other countries you are okay with if I run out of space
>>50846681
Sweetness, thanks friend
>>50846693
yeah it's fine, just not Bavaria
>>50846682
Sure it would a dick move to just join and attack someone who is allied with my nation. Maybe I could help you later if you want
>>50846681
But why though? You can move through Denmark to fill Scandinavia.
>>50846640
You can't get into sweden
>>50846718
okay then attack the danes
>>50846688
kek
>>50846709
Thanks bro. Can you ask Poland for Moldova, or head through Norway
>>50846674
One of my allies left, yours are all here. What do you think?
>>50846718
He can move through Denmark to Sweden though.
>>50846723
I am assuming that you wanting the Scandinavian countries in which case I must ask where you stand with Scorpiongirl
>>50846729
>>50846723
You would have to attack France to get to Denmark.
>>50846741
>>50846701
Hey France can you cede an opening to Scandinavia to Poland?
>>50846741
okay, just fill the Ukraine. fortifie against scorpiongirl border with spill
>>50846756
Sure, I'll scede some of my Denmark land, as long as I can still get to Norway though
>>50846757
I won't mind letting you pass through a little bit of Russia if you cede me Moldova later on. You can have Finlan
>>50846768
don't worry about it, i have a plan. you just do you
are all of you okay with me absolutely raping africa
>>50846774
Okay man it's just that this map is pretty cramped and I'll need to fight someone at some point
>>50846787
Attack the scorpion menace to the south. fuck up that jew
Cede all danish territory to the french
>>50846787
Remove Scorpiongirl from Turkey, then defend, then push into Greece and Bulgaria to jew bonuses
>>50846787
fill in missing land in my territories
>>50846787
continue to rap africa
>>50846787
Defend against Poland, then attack Kebabs in Turkey.
>>50846787
OP was that pink part of Russia a mistake? Continue filling Russia (and the part in the south) and spills go to Finland
>>50846803
fixing trip code
>>50846803
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>50846787
>>50846816
forgot to change bonus kek
>>50846787
Invade Polska, and defend
>>50846828
you have to wait a turn to break NAP
>>50846803
Leave room for me kek
>>50846828
fixed Bonus
We need someone to take over Asian Dawn, then we'll have everyone back in the game.
>>50846843
Scandinavia is all you friend,
>>50846839
MMM, forgot about that rule, okie doke
>>50846815
So... Looks I'm not the only one who despises you.
>>50846839
>>50846843
Poland cede Moldova to Russia, it costs you nothing, and it lets Russia get into the fight against Scorpiongirl
>>50846862
FIXED NAP
>>50846879
Cede moldovia to the rooskies
>>50846787
Cede Romania to Jimmy
>>50846877
Take over for Asian Dawn, they left, and we need someone to play them.
Also kek at Ghost Serbia
>>50846787
I break my NAP with Poland, diet Germany is overrated .
Can you guys wait a hour or so? I have to go out to dinner right now.
>>50846893
thank you friend i have seen this person before in other threads and she is not kind
fuck me
>>50846918
no she isn't, she a jew
>>50846917
I promise I'll be back.
>>50846923
How much?
>>50846923
you dont have to accept the ceding
>>50846893
>>50846918
>>50846877
>>50846897
Half the thread hates you m8.
>>50846935
Can Serbia take over Asian Dawn, they left, and Serbia could play them?
>>50846948
>Serbia/Kebab/Poland
>half the thread
>>50846948
Serbia wanna take over as OP for some time?
>>50846947
oh poland you are mine now you nigger i want to sit my fat ass in Krakow
>>50846967
OP, do you think Serbia would be a fair OP, when he has been complaining for the last few turns?
>>50846978
I trust Serbia to be fair
lol
>>50846977
okay, just saying scorpiongirl is a bitch. nothing against you just trying to remove this jew
>>50846898
It wouldn't be fair desu and I like being a ghost.
>>50846967
Not really fair and I can't.
>>50846988
i vote nay for serbia to be op
>>50846978
The thought of having to give you Ts as host gives me brain cancer so I'm not hosting.
>>50847008
I don't want to be, kek.
>>50847002
What if everyone agreed to let you annex their lands. It's also shitty playing a game where someone drops out.
wow this thread finally settled down.
>how's everybody doing?
>>50847001
>when you do exactly what Serbia claimed I did
>>50847053
I'm doing good, just waiting for OP to be back so I can kick your ass Polska
>>50847053
Good. The weather isn't very nice here right now but it's cosy.
>>50847049
I can wait for OP and see what he has to say. I 100% can't host though.
Game ded?
>>50847089
It'd be great if Serbia could host but if he insists then I'll just be OP for now.
>>50847145
OP is a sexy beast
Invade Bavaria and Poland
>>50847145
attack france
>>50847145
continue raping africa take tunisia
>>50847145
Cuck this jew in the south
>>50847145
Take Cyrpus and Lebanon. Then Bulgaria and Greece. Jew bonuses in Macedonia, Romania, and Serbia by taking at least one tile.
>>50847145
Finish Finland including Aland then invade Romania and Serbia
>>50847160
Can Serbia take over Asian Dawn?
>>50847145
>>50846897
I ceded Romania to Jimmy OP.
Also, take one tile in Turkey then defend.
>>50847145
Attack Jimmy cucks in Africa.
>>50847242
do you want to die?
>>50847242
You're OP for now Serbia. I have to go. Sorry guys be back in an hour or two.
>>50847263
he already has
>>50847263
I have already faced death. What makes you think I'm not prepared to face it again?
>>50847279
Truth be told I shed a tear for Serbia when he waged war against the jews. He's the most fit candidate for being OP.
>op plays
>op wins
>>50847270
I can't be OP. I am on mobile. Sorry.
Sorry, but i gotta drop out. i cede all my lands to my Slav brother, russia.
The game is over then. Too many players are dropping out. I might start a new game when I return, maybe medieval risk or something. Great game guys.
>>50847311
Dick me in the ass Pole
>>50847311
Give it to Kebabs comrade
I WIN FAGGOTS
>>50847326
Will it be on /pol/ or here?
I was gonna try to mup, but people sound exhausted.
>>50847346
If your enemies still stand then you have not won.
>>50847349
Hopefully here, /tg/ is a comfy place for Risk
>>50847346
no i win
>>50847349
Here. The mods on pol are utter shite.
>>50847365
Poland was my enemy and ceded his land to Russia and i wasn't at war with Russia so I WIN!
SUCK IT SLAV
>>50847362
I'm up for it if you are.
>>50847373
I can drink to that. When do you think you will be back?
>>50847366
I agree but threads usually need to be started up on /pol/ due to traffic. I will be waiting for OP's next thread on here though.
>>50847362
Ill play too
>>50847393
I'll be back in two hours maximum. I can't be on /pol/, I've been banned for three days.
Here's a peacemup.
>>50847448
give serbia his home back or it is not a pecemup
>>50847448
I'd object, but it's not really worth it.
>>50847462
This
>>50847438
Unlucky, man. I hope you don't miss any happenings.
I'll wait for your return.
>>50847462
>>50847471
I want to hatefuck her.
>>50847501
Judging from the last two threads and a few posts I found while searching through the archives to find out what the fuck you were talking about before, I am not surprised in the slightest.
>>50847501
kek
>>50847530
Did you find the hentai one?