>Put on the lava ring >You now smell like lava

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>>50838280
>Put on the ring of undeath
>Become a zombie

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>put on the stallion ring
>your pack feels much lighter, but your pants no longer fit

>>50841579
But if you take it off, will you die?

>>50841658
>But if you take it off, will you die?
For you.

...wait, let me try that again.

>>50841658
Most systems remark that the process of turning the dead back to the living is extremely painful.

Also:
>Put on the ring of frost.
>You keep falling on your ass when as boots freeze over.

>>50841658
It would be extremely
>>50841706
Oh god damn it man

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>>50841650
L-lewd

>>50838280
>put on the ring of feather falling
>laugh at birds

>>50841658
No, you already died.

>>50838280
>Put on ring of invisibility
>Ring turns invisible

>>50841727
>prissy princess-type bitching about having to carry her own pack?
>not a problem!

>>50838280
>Put on ring of inner voice
>The voice of your conscience is changed forever.

>>50843246
...
Is erotic writing still allowed on /tg/?

>>50843491
Does it start sounding tinny and metallic?

>>50838280
You are now married to lava

>>50843636
sure

>>50843612
Pastebin, anon

>>50843612
As long as you're not posting an explicit image, anything goes

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>>50843612
does this answer your question?

>>50841650
>Attack a village
>Scavenge it
>Use the females as cargo mules

Can we make the effect semi permanent, so I can carry just one ring and use it on all the females?

>>50846901
This boner is wrong

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>>50848252
It's okay if they pretend to be a girl.

>>50846901
Holy shit, it's like I accidentally stepped in /v/

>>50838280

>you smell like burning

>>50841650
Well that's going into my next game.

>>50849656
I would visit your magical realm.

>>50848199
The ring alone takes a week to "set in".

You'd have to have some other type of magic to make the effect permanent immediately. or coax out a week's worth of horsegasms to really get the ring's power flowing.