Sauron did ___________

A Cosplay of a flaming vagina

>>50836478
nothing wrong?

>>50836478
9/11

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>>50836478
not-so-secret butt stuff

>>50836478
plausable errors

>>50836478
The Hokey Pokey. It really turned him around.

>>50836529
The elves know! Shut it down!

>>50836478
Mutiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive deep strikes

>>50836478
shit on the rug

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>>50836478
your ring.

>>50836478
fill the turkey with gravy.

>>50837032
Metal Rheeeein

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Why didn't sauron just camp and station half of thing ring wraiths and some orcs on mount doom

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>>50836478
_Dallas_

>>50836478

it in the ass.

>>50838946

Because he didn't realize up until the very end that anyone was even considering destroying the ring, and for that matter, for a long time thought the ring HAD already been destroyed, and he just managed to regenerate in spite of it.

Then there's the fact that Mt Doom is a frequently active volcano, and I imagine you can't station too many people around it all the time, and that the Ringwraiths are one of his few servants capable of high degrees of mobility and independent initiative, meaning that he'd be sacrificing his best servants on guard duty that is probably not guarding anything.

Lastly, Mordor isn't easy to get into. He has the borders quite closely watched, and thinks that nobody can get within a hundred miles of Mt Doom before being detected.

>>50836478

Further industry and employ thousands.

>>50836478
C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE

>>50836478
what Nintendon't?

>>50838994
Does Debbie ?

>>50839042
>ringwraiths are one of his few servants capable of high degrees of mobility and independent initiative

and most importantly IMO all of that with unshakable loyalty. his orcs might be smart enough to get jobs done on their own initiative, but are very unlikely to do it to the letter, and come back for more orders each and every time.

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>>50836529
surviving orcs are behind all major conspiracies, the assassination of franz ferdinand, and several economic crashes. They invented the machine gun, barbed wire, bulldozers, and television, all in recollection of Sauron's works.

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his very best. Still, Eru smacking him down personally should probably have made clear to him that he didn't know Eru's secret true best order for the world. Maybe he convinced himself he still had Eru's secret favor because he survived the blow.

>>50837197
>May be used by any intelligent person.

Yay! Glad I'm qualified to use those butt-plugs I bought.

>>50843512
If someone is stupid enough not to correctly operate a buttplug then there really isn't much that can be done for them.

>>50843083
> The assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

Silly anon, those were the furries.

>>50836478
Raise an army of orcs in an attempt to conquer Middle Earth

Sauron did not not undo nothing unright, I don't not think. Not.

>>50843083
Oy vey this is like anudda battle of the black gate! You biggotted DUNEDAIN!

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>>50845475

>>50836478
>Sauron did ___________
Look good in a dress. I'm not gay, but just saying damn, boy.

>>50846130
It's still hilarious to me that somebody commissioned that.

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>>50846174
He looked good even without the dress.

>>50846366
Did they give any reason for this to exist

>>50836478
nothing relevant

>>50847834
Maybe, can't remember, but it definitely wasn't an actually good reason.

>>50847834
I can only assumed they thought it would be funny if some deviant art abomination caused world war one, but I'd love to hear details

>>50847930
It's his actual main character or something, if I remember correctly. I think the thing's gimmick was that it was some dumb deity thing that did good and bad stuff to shape the world or some shit like that.

>>50847989
Were there other examples commissioned? If so, what were they. If not, why the hell only commission the assassination of Franz Ferdinand?
>>50847916
Couldn't have put it better

>>50848235
>Were there other examples commissioned? If so, what were they. If not, why the hell only commission the assassination of Franz Ferdinand?
No idea!

>>50839042
Not to mention he thought Aragorn had the ring, hence why he sent almost his entire army after the distraction they were making.

And on top of all that, he didn't think anyone would actually have the willpower to destroy the ring. Which he was right about, it only got destroyed because 2 people got into a fight over it.

>>50848365
>Which he was right about, it only got destroyed because 2 people got into a fight over it.
Because of the curse on Gollum, actually.
>Begone, and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fire of Doom.

>>50836485
Funny thing about that. I messaged that picture to a woman I was dating, and she asked me why I sent her a flaming vag pic.

>>50846458
What a cutie

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>>50836478
not opt for the Product Replacement Plan.

>>50836478
Nothing wrong.

>>50836478
Melkor

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>>50850627
why would you date someone who cant recognize the countenance of the great Tar-Miaron?