What does your character wish for Christmas, /tg?

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>>50824166
Swift death to my enemies. Swift death to those who have wronged me.

>>50824166
>"What's a 'Christmas?'"

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>>50824166
Probably "I wish I was real" but I don't really know, can't read the mind of an imaginary character.

>>50824166

To clear his book of grudges.

>>50824166
Speedy recovery, and to somehow still protect her family despite very publicly losing that duel.

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A new Lasgun, fresh batteries and swift death to the Emperor's foes and all the heretics.

>>50824749
Does he have a tank? Why isn't he wishing for a new tank?

>>50824166
>To exist
No D&D this or next week ;_;

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A loving home.

>>50824166
His human body back.
He is a detective who was oneshot by a boss' crit and reincarnated as a troglodyte of all things.

books, the more the better

First one wants enough gold to pay off his debts (~1m) so he can go home

Second one would be happy with some shiny bauble

Third one wants enough magic power to cheat his imminent death of old age

For her mother to somehow forgive her grandmother, so she might have a mostly-happy, cohesive family for once.

>>50824166
She was already adopted into a good family and has a lifelong love, I don't think she'd be able to think of anything else to ask for.

>>50824166
To be a hot vampire

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>>50824166
To destroy enough heretics and sinners that he is resurrected as an angel at the side of his god.

Or, if that's too much, a new hat.

For that dumbass gnome to finally pay him for a job we did six months ago. Also, a new blanket for his camel, Sniveling Little Git.

>>50828176
And the Lord said unto Anon, "WHAT KIND OF HAT?"

>>50828226
>trusting gnomes
Well there's the problem

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>>50828249
Anon looked to the skies and shouted CYKA BLYAT

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>>50824166
The Potion Seller's strongest potions, for he is going into battle and has need of them!

>>50828259
Well, he's a party member. He asked us to help with this sidequest and find a magical hammer that could speed up the construction of his tavern. We found it, but we're keeping it hostage until he figures out how to pay us for a 70k gp hammer. In the meantime, everybody but him is getting a bonus to crafting items.

a good scotch and a handful of thugs to beat up.

>>50824166
My character wishes to become ever stronger and ever wiser, so that he may protect his people and ensure their prosperity.

>>50824166
A 20-pack of Marlboro Reds and to get off this fucking island.

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>>50824638
Every party needs a pooper

To get a moment's peace with her son

>>50824166
A wish scroll

>>50824166
To find the only person he ever really talked to growing up and bring him home, have a nice cup of tea and huddle in front of a fire.

>>50824166
A plasma gun with a telescopic sight, bayonet and dipole mag-lock.

He's been waiting for Logan-clause all year, he's been a good wolf

>>50824599
replace "swift" with "slow" for my character

>>50824166
For another successful year running the hook horror farm

>>50829995
That's adorable, anon. I want to hear more about your character.

>>50824166
For her first crush to notice her
https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY
It's not going well

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>>50824166
>What does your character wish for Christmas, /tg?

Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men.

To be forgiven and free

>>50824166
A big sack of gold should work. He's not a complex man.

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An orderly and well documented end of all life? I mean he's not ordained cleric or anything, but he's pretty good at sending things on their way...

Goodwill towards all races
A ceasing to violence for an age, to put down his warhammer, and take off his armour, without a pressing need to don them again. Unemployment would be the greatest blessing he would know.
To know more about his parentage, his mother, his father, and the clan that expelled him.

To get pregnant with the Master's child and live happily ever after.

>>50824166
Her best friend back from wherever that bitch got lost.

>>50835909
Cute

>>50828397
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS, FOR YOU ARE CLEARLY OF THE WEAKEST!

Skeleton trying to raise enough gold for an expedition to his homeland, so he can be buried with his family, so some money would be cool.

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>>50824166
Drugs and a sensory derpavation tank.

>>50828397
>>50839573
Get the fuck out you lame cunt.

Someone else to DM for once...

A game that doesn't fizzle in 3 sessions.

>>50832790
You'll shoot your eye out!

>>50839914
I would like this too.

>>50824166
BIG OL' GIANTESS TIDDY

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>>50824166
A chance to fight and die for the Emperor

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>>50824166
TO PURGE THE UNCLEAN

I'm playing a salamander dreadnaught in a game of Dark Heresy

>>50824166

He never had presents before, even for christmas.
This aside, he'd just be happy with the company of his friends. There is little that he wants that can be bought by money. Except food. He'll totally want tons of food.