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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1240: Roll to Seduce Edition

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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view

>Last Thread
>>50804589
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

If you insist.
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>>50813019
No it's really small at first. It's only Essence X Miles maximum for each activation of the charm.
If you want a larger inner world you've got to build it up yourself, and it's going to take a long long time.
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>>50813179
That... does not look like it succeeded. Who'd you piss off this time?
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Jumpers!

What gives you greater joy, creating convoluted plans or foiling convoluted plans?
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>>50812446
everyone always forgets the really really incredibly destructive machine from kids next door.
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>>50813179
Great, you failed so hard Jumpchan won't let any of us start a chain on christmas, nice goin!

Reposting the Night Angel Rework, because it's done aside from the supplement and adding notes/small edits
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>>50813179

Damn,son.
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Kangoku Gakuen jump when?
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>>50812910
Didn't old Yawgmoth have more than just boatloads of mana?

Bolas also had access to all of the mana on Dominaria at one point (sometime right before he got shanked to death by a guy with a sword), and there's multiple Oldwalkers with their own planes?

Still pretty cool to do though.

>>50812995
>The size is only a few lands at most with just the perk.
Probably just one, yeah.

>You probably wouldn't get a whole plane no matter how far you pushed it either.
Nah, with a few hundred years/millenia you could create a living world with a surface as large as Earth.

>Calling on that much mana is going to be really hard according to the supplement too.
The "supplement" also says it works absolutely nothing like the lore. It's basically a placeholder.

>>50813019
>I thought the world started out neakey the size of Creation with the Charm.
...No. You start with nothing. You need to actively grow it.

Every time you use the poer the charm gives you (which takes 5 hours), you can shape a bit more. It starts off with a radius of 6 miles, expanding with higher Essence up to 10 miles at Essence 10.
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>>50813179
CURSES!

>>50813019
I can't speak for anyone else, but you should be able to draw mana from the Dimension Lord dimension.

>>50813203
Err... Jumpchan?
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So, just because I'm curious, how do Abyssals compare to Solars? Looking at their Charms, they literally seem exactly the same except edgier, and they also have to deal with a shittier version of Torment.
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>>50813230
As much fun as that would be it is too lewd.
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>>50813219
Can you import a weapon into Curoch?

>>50813250
Is it 10 sq. miles or what?
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>>50813305
No, it's a separate thing
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>>50813277
You just described Abyssals pretty well.
They're Solars if their shtick was murder.
A lot of charms are just mirrors, but Abyssals excell at killing things and necromancy.
That and exploding into resonance when they don't want to kill, but that's the intent since Abyssals are supposed to be the bad guys.
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>>50812361
Looks awesome. Coming in late... uh, very late, new thread while I was typing...

Intro blurb: 95 _trillion_ humans... woah~ /neo

Specialties/Factions: looking good.

Locations: could "random point" please be "safe random point"?
inb4 the dice put me inside a star / event horizon

Perks/Items: Nice. I like the pithy style, too.
- Invecation: should be spelled "Incentivisation" ?
- The music of the spheres: is it more aware of the "occasion" than we are?
- Gold: compressed gold? wut? have I missed some lore or are these jumper-grade "bigger on the inside" canisters?
- Insurance: may I suggest having this instead apply Cosmic Warehouse New-For-Old Insurance to (some number of) non-CP goods? otherwise our Benefactor may get annoyed if we attach them to something priceless (trust me, some jumper will find one) and break a universe.
- Resources database: my CP are combusting faster than FOOF in a landslide.
- Artificial crew: are we talking Star Wars droids (sentience-capable AI) or Mass Effect droids (non-sentient VI) level, or do we get to choose? Also, is "at coordinating human crew" meant to be "at coordinating _with_ human crew" (or not)?

Companions: gold star.

Ships: hmm, what happens if the original spawn point has since been occupied?
- Import: does our ship get the A-grade modules in both forms or do we have to allocate between them? how do we determine the class of our imported ship (not the alt-form)?
- Ocellus: is there more info on why its FTL is risky?

Drawbacks:
- Convoluted: not that I needed further convincing, but you've definitely played the game. /snark
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>>50813316
Ah, oh well. What does it look like?
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>>50813277
Yes. Abyssals are basically exactly the same as Solar, but edgier.

They're a bit better at killing things, a bit worse at other stuff.

>>50813305
No, it's range is 10 miles at max, which means it's a circle around you. In total, it'd be 314 sq. miles per activation, according the calculation thing I pulled up just now.
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>>50813323
Whatever you want, because you can change it's appearance at will.
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>>50813349
>circle around you
*circle with a 10 miles radius around you
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>>50813349
hey how does this build Look?
Also finished build for Sburb
http://pastebin.com/iXanGkTr
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>>50813320
>Locations: could "random point" please be "safe random point"?

Ha, fair enough. Your starting point will be safe.

>The music of the spheres: is it more aware of the "occasion" than we are?

Pretty much.

>Gold: compressed gold? wut? have I missed some lore or are these jumper-grade "bigger on the inside" canisters?

No, the gold is just highly pressurized and in liquefied form. I really put that in just so it wouldn't take up too much room - the final version, which i'll post now and Have uploaded to the drive puts it at 200 tons (in fairness, just 2 million credits.)

>if we attach them to something priceless (trust me, some jumper will find one) and break a universe.

The whole idea is that if you attach them to something priceless and it breaks, the effects are mitigated. Don't know how well that comes across.

>are we talking Star Wars droids (sentience-capable AI) or Mass Effect droids (non-sentient VI) level, or do we get to choose? Also, is "at coordinating human crew" meant to be "at coordinating _with_ human crew" (or not)?

Closer to ME, only meant to fulfill basic crew functions.

>hmm, what happens if the original spawn point has since been occupied?

It spawns as close as possible.

>does our ship get the A-grade modules in both forms or do we have to allocate between them?

A-grade, but 1 class lower than max potential for each slot.

>is there more info on why its FTL is risky?

You could get sent far off-course, which actually happened to Jacques station.

Gonna focus on another jump for a while before I come back to this one.
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>>50813349
So – according to some back-of-the-napkin calculations – it's almost 7 years of doing absolutely nothing but carving out a bigger world to get it the size of the US...

Where's that perk that lets you put yourself on autopilot?

>>50813354
Oh, good to know.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50813161
Who am I seducing?

>>50813349
>>50813373
>Circle
You mean Sphere.
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>>50813485
it's inMaster of Magic
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>50813161
Let's see here...
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>>50813497
Damn. Sucks, don't it?

>>50813507
That's the one. Thanks.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50813161
I can only try.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50813161
Hope my love perks work
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>>50813548
you're welcome.
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>>50813554
So does that mean I didn't seduce whoever but we're still friends?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>50813161
Hey there, Jump-Chan. Got any plans for the holidays?

Rollan
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>50813161
Might as well.
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>>50813497
>>50813179
It's official, Jumpchan hates harem jumpers. One waifu is the correct path confirmed.
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>>50813374
>hey how does this build Look?
>http://pastebin.com/iXanGkTr
Taking a look...

>Prince of Space Does this seem accurate?
Seems decent, I suppose?

>God Tier-800
God Tier is 400 now, no longer 800. Also, companions no longer have to pay for the perk to get it.

>Saitama
>Knight of rage
...I am not sure about this.

>Prince of Rage . Just do what you always do and make us smile
Making someone smile seems more like a positive Heart thing?

>The plan: play Sburb as quickly and efficiently as possible
Bah. Get some enjoyment from it. It's a game, you know. One that brought the apocalypse, but still.

>>50813485
>So – according to some back-of-the-napkin calculations – it's almost 7 years of doing absolutely nothing but carving out a bigger world to get it the size of the US...
Huh. That's not even as long as I expect...

But do keep in mind you do need to be Essence 10 to get that max range.

And it's in Master of Magic, I believe?

>>50813497
Well, yes, but... I didn't feel like calculating the volume. Square miles was easier.
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Are we rolling dice now?
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>>50813587
Wait we were rolling to seduce Jump-chan?
But we're just friends! Why would I want to seduce her?
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Exalted: Infernals

>Caste - Scourge (Adorjan)
For a discount on a music perk weirdly enough.

>Favoured by Kimbery
and this one was for the body modifying perk. I assume you get a discount on both your caste Yozi and your favoured Yozi. Otherwise this build is not legal. Looking at other people's builds in the archives indicates other people have gone with both getting discounts and apparently you get to choose both a caste and a favoured Yozi in character creation in the actual game.

>Drop-In
For Devil-Tiger unsurprisingly.

>Name That Unfolds Like Lotus Blossom
Lets me choose a long clunky name of a series of unrelated words. Wouldn't that be silly... oh.

>Orphan Cub of the Devil-Tiger 300
The obvious "I'm going to make my own charms with blackjack and hookers" option. Makes me the larval form of something very scary and will probably cause quite a stir.

>Hateful Wretched Noise 500
Lets me do music that the yozi would appreciate which is an odd concept and seems to be a pretty powerful music perk as a result.

>Blood of T'Foor Na 700
Grants me the ability to alter people's bodies starting with mortals and getting progressively stronger. Fantasy race creation ho!

>Emotional Storms 1100
With this I can distill emotions and dreams into objects and consumables. Weaving hammocks out of dreams of speedboats and so on.

>Border of Impossibility 1300
Allows me to alter the probability of things. Seems to start as something that just makes unlikely stuff happen but you can get good making it pretty great.

>Heretic 1000
Sort of strikes me as inevitable anyway. I mean the Yozi aren't going to like the whole Devil-Tiger thing anyway and I tend towards the disruptive. Main issue is that even in creation a load of cults are going to be after me (along with pretty much all other exalted). At least I'm my own boss.
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>>50813497
>Who am I seducing?

Worm_Anon? Jump-chan? Maybe even Adorjan?
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>>50813587
>Jumpchan hates harem jumpers.
Well jumpers serve as a case study for how one might feel about their waifu seeing other people, can't blame her for applying the same logic to her's.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50813615
.........Let's try that again!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50813161
YHVH GUIDE MY DICE!
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>>50813349
What about the height/depth of the inner world?
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>>50813610
okay, that was the version on the drive. So maybe upload the new version? Also, does this look like Something a team of Nine mid to late game jumpers would have survived? since with companion imports. That's basically what were dealing with.

Also, I would've written more but I don't trust my writing skills and I'm on a time crunch because I've got holiday stuff coming tomorrow that I need to get ready for
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

Might as well.
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>>50813648
YHVH doesn't seem to have much skill with seducing.
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>>50813219
For all you keep touting this as some great rework, it's just seemed to have lost stuff instead of you putting in all the stuff that could still be put into the jump. It's disappointing to see you rush this jump again (And even worse that you brag about rushing two other jumps too) when the world could have so much more to put in.

I can only imagine most of this Talent Supplement is going to be bad OC.
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Rolled (1d00)

>>50813161
Let's hope for the best.
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>>50813698
>Didn't even get a result
Look at him, look at him and laugh
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50813698
Let's try that again...
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>50813161
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!
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Holy hell, literally none of us is good enough to be Jumpchan's waifu.

>>50813587
...I'm not a harem jumper. I'm just a massive manwhore.

>>50813610
Right, well, still good to know that my plan to recreate America within my soul is within my sights.

Actually, did you have an answer for the thing about whether Softcap would let you break the age caps on Essence or would you prefer not to rule on that?
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>>50813539
Did I succeed, or did I just lose less than everyone else?
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>>50813678
What do you think was lost?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50813161
ONE LAST TRY.
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>>50813742
Of course that's what you reply to.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'...
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>>50813739
I don't know.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50813161
O-okay, anon.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

Might as well try.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50813161
It's like none of you know how to seduce. Here, let me try.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50813161
One try, just one shot to make a difference.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50813161
I have no idea how to flirt but LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.

>>50813739
Well, you got a 65, so you succeeded.

>>50813755
Nice work, anon.
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>>50813179
>>50813497
>>50813559
>>50813574
>>50813731
Nope.
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>>50813772
GODDAMNIT DISU
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Oh yeah, I forgot to seduce Jumpchan
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>>50813769
Well shit, clearly Jump-chan has a thing for Nazis.
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>>50813784
Look above his post
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>>50813772
HOW THE DIVEL DID YOU DO THAT?!?

No, really. How do I roll?
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would you folks at least note on whether you're Rolling On a above or Below systemat the time of your roll?>>50813769 and >>50813764
have equal claim to success right now.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50813794
Dice pls
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50813794
Looks like you might've forgot your dice, too. Let me help you out...
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>>50813807
it's in the board sticky.
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>>50813807
Dice+1d100 in the options field.

>>50813776
>>50813794
I had no idea we were rolling to seduce Jump-chan. I wouldn't do that, she's my friend. I don't wanna fuck her.

>>50813810
>Implying anyone rolls low
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>>50813807
Type "dice+1d100" in the options field, no quotes.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50813627
Oh, oh, build!

>I assume you get a discount on both your caste Yozi and your favoured Yozi.
You assumed correctly.

And the rest of it looks cool.

>>50813655
See >>50813497, it's technically a sphere, so you can shape upwards or downwards as you wish.

>>50813659
I... did upload the new version? Weird. I'll do so again now.

But yeah, you're fine. You've got a Maid of Space trained in Ectobiology and a Seer of Time.

Unless you screw up really badly, you're good. Sburb isn't actually that dangerous to jumpers, and the drawbacks you got are pretty "mild" in difficulty.

>>50813737

Yeah, apparently. Go for it?.

I prefer not ruling on that. Personal interpretation is that it just lets you grow stronger without affecting Essence rating, but fanwank whatever


...And I guess I'll roll too?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Adventure!
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>>50813784
HA, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ANON?!

>>50813806
>Implying that Jump-Chan doesn't have her own harem

>>50813807
Enter dice+1d100 into the options part of the post.
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>>50813769
... Jumpchan's either into Nazis or pretty boys. Both are disconcerting.

>>50813794
Can you steal a Ka'Kiri in setting if you have the perk? How hard would that be?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50813828
>>50813830
>>50813835
>>50813845
Thanks.

>>50813807
>>50813161
Alright, lets do this! Rolling to seduce Jumpchan!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll give it a shot.
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So jumpers that cook, what's your favorite thing in the whole world to make? What's your specialty?
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>>50813858
>>50813803
Read the filename.
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>>50813842
It appears that Jump-Chan has a thing for demons and nazis.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50813161
*cracks knuckles*

Alright, let's do this!
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>>50813810
We seem to be going off an above system Bancho. Which means I crit-failed, and now Jumpchan hates me.
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>>50813874
I like to bake in general. Baking is relaxing, and delicious.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50813870
...I use dragonbreak to collapse the timeline where I rolled a 33, and roll again?
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How roll?
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>>50813874
what do you think I cook?
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>>50813899
That's cheating mang.

>>50813904
See >>50813830
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>>50813874
I don't cook. I have a microwave.
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Was Mardukth working on the Lunars Jump?
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>>50813899
Jesus, Jump-Chan really has a thing for bad guys, doesn't she? Demons, nazis, and time smashers seem to get the best rolls.
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>>50813899
I think I win?

>>50813904
See >>50813835
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>>50813858
Well, depends on which one you want

The Black belongs to Durzo, or, later in the story, MCkun, both are masters of stealth and killing shit, so good luck with that.

The White belongs to Kali, who has left this mortal plane... SOMEHOW, so first you'd have to summon her, and then somehow kill her with all her magic power, then get the Ka'Kari from her dead body

The Silver is just straight up "NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS WHERE THIS ONE IS"

The Blue got tossed into an ocean and caused a tsunami.

The Red got lost in a volcano, which erupted several times over the centuries

The Green and Brown are in Ezra's Wood, which is where the Dark Hunter lives, and he's... kinda possessive, if you catch my drift.

Basically there's a chance, but uh, without buying them there is NO certainty you'd actually find them.
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>>50813909
>Complete sociopath who is utterly deluded into thinking he's doing the right thing despite everyone telling him otherwise
Sounds like you tera.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

Let's see what happens. . .
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>>50812670
Mortal Hero Gauntlet:
CP: 0000
Destiny:
A Book that Should Never Be Opened [+100]
A Pair of Moonsilver Pantaloons [+100]
A Lout, a Layabout, a Lice Riddled Beggar [+100]
Forgot My Sword! [+150]
But a Stepping Stone [+150]
Fuck me, Sidereal [+150]
The Mortal from Hell [+300]
A Deal Made in Good Faith [+400]
A Simple Soul Illuminated [+600]
Silver Light Scattering [+200]
Gem, The City of 1001 Immanent Dooms [+600]
Drawbacks:
It's a Keybla... [+0]
Celestial Reality TV [+0]
A Dragon's World [+100]
From Another Time and Land; Luna What Did You Do!? [+400]
Location: Blessed Isle [Rolled] Gem [Manditory]
Race: Dragon Touched (Water) [-500]
Origin: Warrior
Perks:
Gratuitous Skill Kata [Free]
Adamant Virtue Meditation [-50]
Heroic Tale Embodiment [Free]
Secret Power Slumbering [Free]
The Flow of Essence [Free]
Sweet-Voiced Beggar’s Petition [-100]
Silver Dragon Coiled Amongst Ivory Teeth [-400]
Dragon Breaking Feather [-200]
Thaumaturgy, the Mystical Arts [-300]
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root [Free]
The Gunzosha's Choice [-400]
Virtue Expressed Through Grace [-800]
Creation’s Natural Warrior Pattern Engraining Meditations [-400]
Storied Treasures:
A Layman's Gear [Free]
Resources [-50]
A Sword of Glass [Free]
Ghost-Hunting Staff [-50]
Book of Infinite Possibilities [-50]
A Time Capsule [-50]
A Scroll of the Silken Scholar [-100]
A Storied Sword [Free]
A Peasant's Rament [-150]
Graces:
The Cup [Free]

Here it is the build I hope to get through my time in the Mortal Hero Guantlet! I do have a plan. Starting that first day I'm going to undergo a hellish training to try and fish for Aether Initiation (has no one noted that the Twilight youngster can spontaneously learn medicine charms from nothing?) Once I get it I'll learn the Aether Dragon stuff and use my social acumen gained here to help the various factions that I've locked in here with me. That'll hopefully make for one Realm Ambassador, an Abyssal, two Solars, a Sidereal Half-Cast, and a Lunar.
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>>50813877
Excellent. I'm sure she'll enjoy the demons.

>>50813930
Yes, I was and am.

Exams this week are stalling my writing a bit, but I should be good to go soon.

Anything in particular you want to see?
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This ones for you jumpchan!
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Jumpers on a completely unrelated note on rolling for seduction I just realized something about the new Titanfall jump.

>The Odyssey [400cp] (Command Only) Should you have a vessel in your possession already, you may import it
into this jump so it may benefit from the customization options below. It retains all of it’s capabilities, and
additionally gains a small 10-jump capacity drive for use. Any options below that increase capabilities that the
ship doesn’t have will instead grant them. (IE- Additional Drop Pods will grant drop pod capability if bought.)

+

>Size Upgrade [100SP] There are enormous carriers out there that can reach sizes of over six hundred meters in
length, dwarfing some small colonies with their size. Each purchase of this option increases your ship’s length
or width at the beam by about half again. Granted, this doesn’t inherently give you anything besides the extra
space, but it does give you extra modules and slots to work with.

So for only the low cost of 100 SP you can multiply any of your ships height by 1.5 times. Quickly everyone get out your ridiculously sized Light of Terras and watch them grow even more gigantic.

For added bullshit realize that you can take size increase multiple times and that they all multiplicatively stack. And also realize that CP to SP is dirt cheap, 1:4, and that with only 500CP you can take size increase thirty times.

Oh God what have I done.
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>>50813921
A ninja never cheats, if only because there are no rules defining 'fair'.

>>50813932
You're just jealous you didn't roll high.

>>50813968
Wrong field.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50813968
You need to type it in the options field.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

Let's Roll!

>>50813968
Well done anon.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

I feel late to the party, but here we go.
>>
>>50813950
>The Red got lost in a volcano, which erupted several times over the centuries
...Think if I stood in the volcano and used Accio I could find it?
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50813161

Let's see if I remember how to actually roll
>>
>>50813967
Perks for beefing up the Warform? That is the coolest thing they have.
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

As usual, I am fashionably late to the party.

Hopefully Jump-chan agrees.
>>
>>50813972
Does this apply to that one ship the size of fucking neptune?
>>
Rolled 33, 28 = 61 (2d100)

>>50813968
...
>>50813975
>>50813983
>>50813984
I realized my mistake right as I hit post
The first one is for jumpchan, the second is for redemption!
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>>50813415
>No, the gold is just highly pressurized and in liquefied form.

... Warning: do NOT open canister in any building you want to keep.

>200 tons
Actually, because gold is already very dense, 200 tons of solid room-temperature gold would only occupy a block roughly 2 metres long, wide and high - though you might want to spread it out rather more than that, to prevent breaking/collapsing the floor.

>A-grade, but 1 class lower than max potential for each slot.
What I mean is, how do we determine the max potential for, say, an imported freighter from Star Wars? Base it on ED ships of comparable size?

>another jump
Sounds like somebody put coffee in your coffee!
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50813161
Everyone is rolling poorly today. . .
>>
>>50814014
I guess we have a winner.
>>
>>50814014
Except for you, it seems
>>
dice+1d100

Welp, time to fail.
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>Do that Homestuck classpect test from last thread.
>Get fucking Mage of Doom.
Ugh, Sollux is the absolute worst.
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>>50813975
>Jealous of someone getting a high roll after they broke the timeline
>Implying
Nah, I kid. That being said, it is a little funny, actually.
>>
>>50814014
Holy fuck.
>>
>>50813967
Would you include a Switchklave, with the blade being shaped like a comb, that can be used to style your hair/tell in whatever way you want (as long as it is still recognizably Lunar) and if you use it to style your hair/tell, it'll stay that way across all of your different Shapes and Forms?
>>
>>50813990
I uh, I dunno, honestly.
>>
>>50814005
I accept my fate
>>50814014
You take care of her now
>>
>>50814005
>The first one is for jumpchan, the second is for redemption!
>Fails both.

Well, at least you made me laugh?
>>
>>50814028
On every level anon, on every level.
>>
>>50813415
>>50812361
I am trying to make an Administrator, and the 150 CP is not helping.
I am at 1,550, and you have no 50 CP options.

You need to make everything multiples of 200 before discounts, with 100 CP stuff free like normal, and no more odd backgrounds costs.
>>
>>50814004
> Should you have a vessel in your possession already, you may import it
into this jump so it may benefit from the customization options below

So Yes. With this you can turn that ship into the size of a damn solar system.
>>
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>>50814014
Would you like to purchase Win-rar?
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>>50814014
>99
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50814028
... Wrong field.

>>50814050
Apparently.
>>
>>50814014
Well, in comparison, I guess.

>>50814006
>What I mean is, how do we determine the max potential for, say, an imported freighter from Star Wars? Base it on ED ships of comparable size?

Well, if you're importing a ship then it's as an alt-form and it's dependent on whatever ship you import it as. If you want to modify it so as to have ED modules on your Star wars ship, it's dependent on your engineering skill.

>Sounds like somebody put coffee in your coffee!

I'm making up for lost time. 2 more and I'll hit 10 jumps total.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50813161
Rolling.

...or >>50814014
could happen.
>>
>>50814049
I'll take what I can get at this point
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50813161
Let's all just keep rolling until it stops being funny.
>>
>>50813753
>Don't you dare ask me to justify my views
>>
>>50814014
It seems Jump-chan's true waifu/husbando has finally revealed themselves.
>>
>>50814014
...You take care of her, you hear?

>>50814032
You act like that's not what dragonbreak is FOR.
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>>50814014
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814075
Or until someone gets a proper crit.
>>
>>50814040
Eh, that was mostly a joke.

But there's probably a some sort of scrying spell in D&D that could find it, I assume.
>>
Someone please clear out all of these rollposters. Just mass ban them all.
>>
>>50814052
Yeah, that was a roadblock that I ran into, due to my figuring that there were some ships that just weren't worth 600 CP, so I'd have to do it all 200/300/400 instead of 200/400/600. My bad, anon.

Would it help if I made administrator worth 200 CP? Nah, JK. I'll add in something worth 50 CP, though the old version is uploaded to the drive. My bad.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>the thread dies and no one gets a 100
>>
>>50813950
What do you suppose would happen if you fused more than one into being the same object?
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jumper want waifu.
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>>50813995
Yeah. Need to get that in there... I've got /an/ idea, for that. But that could also be an unrelated perk.

Do you have any idea how to beef it up a bit?

>>50814029
Eh. Haven't found a classpect test I liked yet.

>>50814039
...Sure. Sounds cool?

>>50813950
>The Blue got tossed into an ocean and caused a tsunami.
Wiki says it's also causing a massive maelstrom?

It's the one I'm interested in. Gotta go diving?


Anyway... more builds.
>>50813219

Mage [100]
Age: 17
Location: Cenaria City
>perks
Talented [Free] Magic!
Ka'Karifer [600] Moar Magic! Also... I suppose it's time to go diving, yes?
Shrewd Politician [Free] Useful?
Thin Skin [300] Fun.
items:
Starting Money [Free]
Mage Robes [Free] Importing... Something.
Sethi Wine [100] Cool.
Mage’s Library [50] Should be useful for my magic?
The Secrets of Reforged Mistarille [100] Magic metals!
>companions:
Orphan [50] I can help, yes. Help looots.
>drawbacks:
Shinga’s Greed [+200] Come on then. Let's dance.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50813161
Lets test my Luck.

It's probably going to be a one.
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>>50814066
>ship as an alt-form

Do I even dare ask wtf happens to everyone inside a ship when it changes forms?
>>
>>50814121
They would stop working properly and become a useless ball of fuck, possibly creating a magical explosion that nuked a city.
>>
>>50813972
Amazing. but it looks like you'd need to buy it for each dimension you want to expand your ship by.
So once for length and width to keep it proportional and if it's possible once for height as well.
Still pretty great for those who want HUGE ships though.
Has anyone seen ancillaanon around? I'd like to confirm that buying it for height is possible since I want my Dahak to stay spherical.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>50813161
Someone has to crit eventually!
>>
This is a little off-topic, but is anyone else having a problem with images? It seems everytime I click on one it says "File no longer exists". Is that just me or is anyone else having the same problem as well?
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50813161
Nearly everyone's doing terribly.
>>
>>50814142
Uh, really? Even using one of our many fiat fusion methods?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50814134
Congrats, it wasn't a 1. Still not a 100, but also not a 1.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50813161
Keep rolling until someone crits!
>>
>>50814151
See here >>50814014. This is the closest we're getting.
>>
>>50814163
They really, REALLY weren't meant to be fused, it's certain that the Black is sentient, and the others are implied to be as well.
>>
>>50814127
"Drawback" to make Lunar quest Luna's personality canon plz?
>>
>>50814152
Happens to me when my small-town internet shits itself.
>>
>>50814168
This is what I get for trying twice....
>>
>>50814138
Presumably they are whisked into the closest analogues for their positions in the pre-form change ship.

I wasn't the one who came up with the idea, so I'm fortunately not the one to blame for it.
>>
>>50814111
Make the soundtrack option 50 CP,

Add a generic "Import pre-existing similar item as an item you bought, it gains an alt form and the capabilities of both" option (CCDT gives that out for free, not 150 CP)

The generic money option is sort of covered by the crates of gold and stuff.
>>
How do I make Cybertron go FTL?

And who best to troll wit it? I'm thinking mass effect.
>>
>>50813161
>>50814172
A. That's me
B. You lack ambition

Someone will get 100 if we bang our heads on the wall long enough.
>>
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

LUCK PERKS TO THE MAX POWER
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>50813161

Trying again. We shall continue to roll until one of us gets a 90 or above.
>>
>>50814152
Happened to me earlier today, but that might have been my laptop trying to shift between my neighbors shitty wifi and my own.
>>
>>50814184
I'd rather have a "Drawback" where Luna is dead.
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

Let's give it another go!

It warms my heart how the community has come together to try and be the one to waifu Jumpchan; truly this is a Christmas miracle.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814206
Dammit I forgot to roll that time.

>>50814213
Roll until someone crits damnit!
>>
>>50814219
>Come together
No, a lot of us hate your guts for this spam and are hoping and waiting for a mass ban to occur.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50814195
>Make the soundtrack option 50 CP,

That's a good option.

Not so sure about the import idea, however. I know CCDT makes it free, but I know others, like Red, don't. And the utility provided is non-zero.

>>50814210
The moment you rely on luck is the moment it leaves you.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50814186
>>50814214
Well, it is raining right now, that might be it.

Also, apparently we're all still rolling, so...
>>
>>50814213
But someone got a 99?

>>50814210
LUCK PERKS TO THE FUCK YOU POWER!
>>
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>>50813161
OP, you derailed the thread, you fucking faggot.
>>
>>50814213
So close yet so far.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
Keep Rolling!
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>>50814184
must... resist...

Oh, who am I kidding? Totally doing that.
>>
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

Rolling.
>>
>>50814239
>I got the exact same roll as last time
W-what sorcery is this?!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50813161
May as well, since everyone else is doing this.
>>
>>50814216
That's cheating. You'd get a free essence level, a whole lot of free charms, and a intimacy towards killing yourself if that happened.
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50813161
We can crit if we keep rolling!
>>
>>50814260
There there anon.
There there.
>>
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>>50814260
>1
ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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Rolled 446 (1d1000)

>>50813161
For once I hope I roll low. My Coordinator is male.

>His Face when
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>>50814256
How is 'time for dinner' an emotion?

Also...

>>50813874
Sweets. Massive sweet tooth. Don't even get me started on christmas.
>>
>>50814268
Uh, why?
>>
>>50814184
>>50814253
What's her quest personality like?
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50814243
It's funny, given that he started the thread.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50813161
All the rolls!
>>
>>50814258
You obviously have the Divels luck.
>>
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>>50814260
>anon rolled a one.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

If we roll hard enough we can somehow cancel out that critical failure
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50813161
Roll like your waifu depends on it!
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50814299
If I didn't have that I wouldn't have any luck at all.
>>
>>50814282
If one of the incarnae dies all the exalts of their type get a huge powerup to go fuck over whoever is responsible.
Only the unconquered suns is statted out to my knowledge, but the rest are presumably similar.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'm rolling just to roll.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50814308
Does that mean we need to roll two 100's now?
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never gonna stop till we crit!
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How should someone who hates traveling handle being a jumper?
>>
>>50814318
What if she killed herself?
>>
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

Let's CRIT!!!!
>>
>>50814335
Astral projection.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50814308
You know, I think we've rolled more then most dedicated roll threads at this point.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50813161
Keep rolling until we crit!

>>50814335
I had an idea for a neet chain once, never got started though.
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>>50814282
That's what happens to lunars when an Incarnae is killed. Free benefits and an intimacy towards killing their murderer, for all their Exalts.

Heh. I could do a drawback like that. Every single Lunar being empowered and getting a drawback-enforced desire to kill you, in exchange for Luna being dead...

>>50814285
Pretty nice.
>>
>>50814341
I dunno. Probably whoever preformed the social attack that caused it would be the target.
Luna never seemed suicidal to me given the themes of survival and all that.
>>
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>>50814328
We will have to roll two 100's, but it's nothing we can't accomplish if we believe in ourselves!

Do it for the juicy bean!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50814260
You poor soul.

Unrelated: I know this is getting into hardcore handholding fanwank territory, but you think using Temple of Thought/Favor of Tashlan/Etc to give all non-Infernal charms the whole higher Essence repurchase mechanic (or more specifically, double down on something that already has it) would be unfair?

I'm going with Mardukth's interpretation of the last Transcendent Gaian Harmony purchase, but I want to get it some more times to replace Earth/Fire/Air/Water with non-Creation Elements. None of Gaia's stuff other than Wood appeals to me, and that's what I started to begin with.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50813161
We shall roll ever onward into the abyss!
>>
>>50814189
All I can think of is that cartoon where Optimus Prime forgots to wait for its passengers to get out before it transforms from a truck to a robot. Ewww.

I think it might make more sense (don't laugh) to instead be able to import an existing ship for the price of an ED ship, such that you get it outfitted with equivalent components? E.g. you could import your favorite Starship and get a Sidewinder's dinky little modules installed for free, or you could pay the CP cost of a Fer De Lance and get that ship's state of the art modules.

Of course, one shouldn't expect to get very good mileage if you try to FTL your Light Of Terra using a Sidewinder's frame shift drive...
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50814368
Damn it, forgot to roll.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50813161
By the power of Grayskull...
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50813161
More rolling jumpers!
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>50813161
Dice I command you to crit fail.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

I am giving it another shot.
>>
>>50814377
That could work. I admit, I'm not a fan of the idea of an alt-form for ships, myself. Will think on it, and will likely push out an update by the end of the weekend.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50813161
A post without a roll is a wasted one!

>>50814394
They said no.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

Last one, I swear.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

Is third time the charm?

On an unrelated note, what's a good jump for enchanting weapons and armor?
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50813161
JUMPERS: ROLL AND POST OUT!
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814394
Dammit dice you have forsaken me.
>>
>>50814182
There are quite a few that are less a "fusion" type of merging and more "combining all the attributes" creation.
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50813161
Just do it!
>>
>>50814361
She really should be, for being awful.
>>
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I just want to say that I hate all of you for killing the thread with rolling.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Last go.
>>
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

For Rowlet!
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50813161
Neva gonna stop till we get a crit!

>>50814410
Keep rolling!
>>
>>50814438
You must have hated it when we did Jumpchain Hunger Games.
>>
>>50814372
I wish we got more details on the Underworld elements.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814438
Can't stop now.

We going for the Crit.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814438
/jc/ for fun, we are having fun.
>>
>>50814438
I'm desperately waiting for them to be banned.
>>
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50814434
>>50813161
>>
>>50814438
At least it's something new. Stupid as well, but new.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50811763
Jump #25: DMC

TAS
Male
22
Devil Child - 200 * Oh hell yes.

Cuh-Ray-Zee - 0 * Let's get Crazy.
Taunting - 0
Weapon Swapping - 0
Game Mechanics - 0
Strength - 50
Dexterity and Reflexes - 100
Weapon Crafting - 200
Endurance - 0
Regeneration - 150 * It's only a matter of time before I get stabbed through the chest with my own sword.

Swordmaster - 0 * Shank a bitch.
Gunslinger - 0 * Reach for the sky.
Quicksilver - 200 * Sloooow moooootiiiooooonnnn.
Royal Guard Style - 200 * Get fucked.
Dark Slayer - 200 * Sure.

Devil Arm - 150 * A bigass claymore.

Fill Your Dark Soul With LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! + 100 * ...Not that this really changes much.
Legendary Dark Knight Mode + 500 * Let's level grind, the.

Wooh. Dante companion get.

This jump was all kinds of fun. Too bad I was too drunk to remember most of it.

Rolling to seduce.
>>
>>50814473
That's unlikely to happen.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Can I haz crit pls?
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50814407
Actually, just having a roll in every post would be a better idea.

Anyways, here are the new Mutations in the F4 update:

Beastlord- You’re a friend to animals- well, most’ve them at least; creatures like Deathclaws or Mirelurk “royalty” won’t be swayed by you. Well, to be more accurate you have a Psyker ability that makes most non-sentient animals like you, as a result of being exposed to a unique form a radiation. In addition to, essentially, making animals default to being neutral towards you, you are able to dominate a few creatures to your will at a time. This gets harder the larger the creature is; you might be able to control a few bloatflys at a time, but only one Yao Guai. They also have to stay close to you, as your range only extends a few hundred feet. (400 CP)

Bioluminescence- You’re positively glowing! Your body naturally gives off a bright light which illuminates your surroundings. You can even suppress this natural glow by concentrating, which should help you pass for someone who wasn’t exposed to ungodly amounts of radiation. Comes in a color of your choice. (100 CP)

1/?
>>
>>50814487
No it's not, rollposting is against the rules.
>>
>>50814432
I don't really know why you're asking him to rule on other jumps. Use common sense: Under most circumstances, fusion will work because the very definition is pretty much impossible as you merge two mutually exclusive things (in effect destroying them) to create a greater whole.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50813161
WE'VE COME TOO FAR TO STOP NOW.
>>
>>50814481
Nope.
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>>50814253
Well if thats valid any chance of word snek as a companion?
Or is that too much?
>>
>>50814481
Goddammit OP. You see what you did? You fucking see? Your cursed me, goddammit.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50813161
JUMPCHAN TAKE ME AWAY
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50813161
We shall have the precious Crit!
>>
>>50814501
So is shitposting, flaming, trolling, and off topic posting. Doesn't seem to stop our shitposter.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50814493
Bloody Mess- A subtle mutation of your brain has caused you to develop an extremely specific Psyker ability; whenever you kill someone they die extremely violently, depending on the amount of force or damage you used to kill them with. Stabbing someone to death with a knife might cause them to fall apart, while smashing their head in with a sledgehammer might cause their limbs to fly off like rockets. Shooting someone with a pistol might cause them to be cut in half while shooting someone with a rifle might cause them to explode into giblets. If you had super strength and killed someone with one punch, they’d probably be reduced to a fine red mist. Fortunately, this somehow tends to leave their gear intact. This doesn’t change your body in any noticeable way, unless someone happens to be dissecting your brain, but if you leave this on and do any serious fighting you’ll quickly be covered head to toe in blood, which is obviously highly noticeable. You can toggle this on and off, as well. (100 CP)

Gigantism- Due to exposure to radiation, you’ve increased greatly in terms of size and muscle mass. If you’re a human, or ghoul, you’re now about the size of a super mutant and are about as strong as they are, while still being noticeably a human or ghoul; Synths might just be constructed bigger. If you’re a super mutant, however, you could be mistaken for a fledgling behemoth at a staggering 15-feet tall, with strength to match. While this will make daily life a little difficult- say goodbye to using doors- your strength makes you a match for nearly every other living being in the Commonwealth. (400 CP)

2/2
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50814519
>>50813161
Probably not.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>50813161
Jumper needs crit!
>>
>>50814510
...That might be a bit too much.

So tempting though.
>>
>>50814493
>Actually, just having a roll in every post would be a better idea.

This. It's not the rolling itself that's annoying, it's that most posts which include them are utterly devoid of content. Please just fold your rolling into your other posts, guys, even if it takes a bit more effort.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814537
Wrong dice and ouch.
>>
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>50814446

He's apparently annoyed you mispelled his species.
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>>50814493
>F4 update
Huh. I didn't know that was happening. Any idea on when that'll be ready?
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

Christmas soon, fellow jumpers.
Which one of your companions would you spend Christmas with if you could pick only one?
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>>50814511
You inspired me, Cracker_Jack.

Try not to bite off more than you can chew.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50814529
These look very nice.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
Trying again even though I know its futile.

Jumpers tell me about your waifus and husbandos, why did they come with you to travel the multiverse?
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>>50814511
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814549
Okay.

So, how's your night, anon? Or day, depending where you are.
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>>50814597
> says its futile, get a 95.

Does jumpchain like Tsunderes?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

Are there any perks or items for rapidly or at least quickly replicating/copying a metal?

>>50814575
With Frisk. She's nice.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>50813161
Who do you hope to woe with your eventual crit /jc/?
I want Jump Chan to take me away.
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>>50814575
What's the point of being a harem jumper, If I can only pick one?

...SAMUS ONEESAMA.
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>>50814619
>Are there any perks or items for rapidly or at least quickly replicating/copying a metal?

Most metals can be reduced to a molten state. From there, use Terraria's Infinite Liquid Generators, which only take several minutes to fill up a large vat.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50814529
Perk that lets you find ammo EVERYWHERE?
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>>50814640
SA-X.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

Been away for a while since I got skyrim on my new rig and want to get back into content making. Which one of these basic jumps should I try to get out by Xmas?

Mahjong
Getting Swole
Lepers and Lexigraphs

Major projects and updates will probably be out in January.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814575
My starter. As much as I love Gaia, they've been with me for way longer before.
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>>50814602
It's a good night, anon. We went out to a Brazilian grill/buffet and it was fun. How's yours?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50814569
I'm hoping for Christmas. Here's the first scenario.

Scenario One: Main Quest- Your goal is to ensure that your faction of choice ends up as the dominant power in the Commonwealth at the end of your ten year stay. You aren’t restricted to the faction your Background is based on; you can ensure the victory of the Railroad as someone from the Institute or vice versa, for example. In addition, you don’t have to wipe out the other factions; you can merely drive them off, make peace with them, or even bring them under the banner of your chosen faction, and still fulfill this scenario. No matter which one you pick, you also get the perk War Never Changes, which makes you an expert in the arts of war and battle on nearly every scale, as well as great skills in logistics and other areas needed to fuel the war effort. In addition, if you take this scenario with the “Sole Survivor” drawback and chose to replace the Sole Survivor you can take Dogmeat, Codsworth, and any surviving family members with you as companions.

+Minutemen- For ensuring that the Minutemen are the dominant faction in the Commonwealth, you gain the following; Sixty-Minute Man, a perk which makes you more experienced in the arts of romance and seduction, and the Flare Gun, which summons a group of friendly Minutemen armed with Laser Muskets wherever you are, usable once a week. You can also choose to take Preston Garvey as a companion for free.

+The Institute- For ensuring that the Institute are the dominant faction in the Commonwealth, you gain the following; a cybernetic implant nicknamed “Shield Harmonics”, which slightly increases your resistance to energy weapons of all types, and a replenishing Synth Relay Beacon, which teleports a large group of friendly Generation 1 Synths, armed with Institute weaponry, to your location once a week. You can also choose to take X6-88 with you as a companion for free.

1/?
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>>50814619
FMA alchemy should be able to do that so long as the metal in question isn't bullshit.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50813161
How has nobody crit yet?
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What's a good jump to get a moving castle?

Don't say the House of Mystery, the crazy shit that goes on inside there is a deal breaker for me.
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>>50814682
>Getting Swole

I don't know what that's referencing, but it sounds fun.
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>>50814682
I don't know what any of those are.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50814661
Huh. That works, thanks anon.

>>50814700
This also works.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814682
>Getting Swole
Wasn't there a HUEG jump?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50814695
Can I use the canon companion option to get the canon Sole Survivor can I use it to make my wife survive if I take Sole Survivor?
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>>50814706
kamen rider Neo-heisei part one has a DLC with a very nice moving Castle. Failing that the LoT DLC Lords of the iron line has a selection of free moving castles for you
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>50814733
It was just a joke jump.
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>>50814539
Well I suppose it's not a good idea to force if you think it's too much.
I'm sure the finished jump will be great.

If you think you can get away with it you should totally put him in there.
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>>50814003
Are you going to put the latest SMT1 on the drive with the updated race costs?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jump Chan be my waifu?
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>>50814728
No problem. Though you may want to enchant them to be resistant to and produce heat; because while the generators in game can withstand /lava/ and keep it from hardening indefinitely, I'm not sure if the "real" versions could.
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>>50814597
Queen Stellarina - I saved her life and she apparantly thinks I'm 'cute', also she feels that travelling the multiverse is a way to gain knowlege she otherwise could not that would help her rule her kingdom.

Lewyn - Same reason as Stellarina, honestly.

Domon Kasshu - He got huffy and said "FINE! I guess if you really wanna go then I have to go too!" and he kinda just went with me.

George De Sand - This fucking guy was so goddamn corny he was like "I must...protect you! Wherever you go, my love, I must follow!" and that was that.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814701
Crits are hard to get man.

it's like lottery. Or being satan.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50814695
+The Brotherhood of Steel- For ensuring that the Brotherhood of Steel are the dominant faction in the Commonwealth, you gain the following; Sentinel, a perk which greatly increases your willpower and resolve, while also increasing your endurance allowing you to fight longer, and the Vertibird Signal Grenade, which summons a Vertibird (including a pilot, a gunner, and two Brotherhood Paladins) as back up, replenishing and useable once a week. You can also choose to take Paladin Danse as a companion for free.

+The Railroad- For ensuring that the Railroad are the dominant faction in the Commonwealth, you gain the following; a perk called Road to Freedom, that helps you organize, run, and recruit members for underground organizations and conspiracies, and the Railroad Relay Beacon, a repurposed Synth Relay Beacon that summons a small group of some of the Railroad’s best agents, including at least one Heavy, replenishing (and useable) once a week. You can also choose to take Deacon as a companion for free.

+Other- Instead of helping any of the above factions, you chose to aid a different one. Maybe you gathered all of the raider gangs and tribes and took over as some sort of monarch, maybe you conquered the Commonwealth with an army of robots, or maybe you even got one of the western factions like the Legion or NCR to take over. In any case, you gain the perk Wildcard, which gives you an air of unpredictability that makes discerning your motives, thoughts, and probable actions harder; in addition while doing something others around you wouldn’t expect or think is possible you seem luckier. You can also take either Strong, Piper, MacCready, Hancock, Cait, Nick, or Curie as a companion for free.

2/2

Yes, and no- though if you revived her and took the scenario you could take her.
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>>50814539
So, Mardukth. What are YOUR Themes as a Devil-Tiger?
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>>50814782
So close anon, so damn close.

>>50814695
Sounds neat, can we have a perk that lets us ham it up like the Sole Survivor does when s/he is in the Silver Shroud costume, that would complete my "justice comes to the wasteland" build.
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>>50814695
I'm loving this. Good job, YJ.
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>>50814682
To clarify these are not the real names of IPs but placeholders to heighten the anticipation.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50814813
I have been Satan so many times. . . yet never a singe crit, come get me Jump Chan!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814782
Only if you crit anon.
Otherwise it goes to Mr.99 over there.
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>>50814826
That part at the bottom was meant for >>50814748
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>292 posts
>in an hour and thirty minutes

Lol, this is probably going to be the quickest thread to die?
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>85)Steven Universe
>Half-Gem
>Noble(Iolite)

>Now Your Voice Is Crystal-Clear!
>Hybrid Physiology
>Emotional Flux
>Monster Buddies
>Gem Power

>Fire Salt

>That's Why They Believe In Us (Crystal Gem, Noble, Now Your Voice Is Crystal-Clear!, The Long Perspective, Bubbler Technique, Gem Power, Wailing Stone)
>Rhodonite- Aradia
>Tourmaline- Terezi
>Lapis Lazuli- Vriska

Iolites are governor gemstones, and I inherited her ability to spread myself out as a hive mind among my subordinates.

Drill down into the Earth to handle the cluster myself and start spreading Zerg onto the other planets so the solar system is ready for a Homeworld invasion. Then I can turn my soul research towards curing gem corruption and institute a merged human-Gem society. I also resurrected Rose Quartz and Iolite. (And Steven, because it killed him when Rose's body ripped its way out of his. But the Crystal Gems don't need to know that detail.)

The real change is fusion. We picked up lots of new god tier powers through combinations, but that's not the important part. The important part is the new fusions between me and my waifus. Terezi let Vriska merge with her, and it was the first time she'd seen since Vriska blined her over 800 years. It was so adorable and touching.

And wow, having my two wives combined into the same person is amazing. They compliment each other so well. Azurite has Vriska's confidence combined with Terezi's cunning that makes that confidence justified. Having a single super-waifu is amazing.

Tanzanite, myself plus Vriska, is a bit conceited. Just a wee tiny little bit. The Page of Light powers making everthing fall in their favor doesn't help.

I was hoping to use Seer of Life powers to enhance my Zerg designs, but Mystic Fire Topaz... well, Terezi and I mainly overlap in liking to mess with people and punishing the guilty. I'm benching Mystic Fire Topaz. They have a stupid name anyway.

(cont.)
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>>50813985
About cabin in the woods, how wedded are you to the imposed loss condition? What if you just want to do there for 10 years and have fun.

If the Ancients get loose, why is that my fault. If the organizers convince me a sacrifice need to happen, and the Jock is a jerk, lets work together to make it happen! or take away the Japan groups happy ending just when they think they won.
Or even use a 1-up if I am feeling particulatily altruistic.

And but would a monster have to let the ancients out? All that does is change you from a big fish in a small pond to a small fish in a big one...
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50814847
That was also me, more than half of the 90+ rolls were me.
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>>50814855
All three of us together as Flourite is much more stable, due to the three quadrant relationships balancing each other out.

The moral of the story is that one anon who was always talking about merging his waifus was right all along.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814853
I'll be sad if it dies before someone does it.
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>>50814853
Just make every thread a rollthread and you can make this place lively again.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50814883
Don't worry someone has to.
Please take me Jump Chan?
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>>50814578
You set me up for a penis joke, but it's too easy.

>>50814601
I'm not! I'd embrace my sins if I wasn't afraid I'd fail the seduction check.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814874
How does it feel to be a winner, Jump-Kun?
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>>50813415
Trader, Federation (900)

Rolled Sol

Space Trucker (Free)
Trade Routes (800)
Blockade Runner (600)
Source X units of Y (300)
I'm with the Federation (Free)
The music of the spheres (200)
Extensive Privatising (0)

I guess we're here to sell things and get rich. And I'm all out of wealth, technically speaking. My net worth has been sort of arbitrary ever since I mixed economics with voodoo, so all the free cash I keep getting gets put in a petty cash jar anyone can take to go and do stuff with. On the plus side, I can use my economical voodoo doll to see what's going on wherever money's being made.

Let's see. Samus has gone off in search of another bounty at the borders of the encroaching aliens. Stick to what you know, I guess. Kat's orbiting a black hole to relax, and No Face is...right behind me.

C'mon, you can't stay right behind me for the entire jump. That's Chun's spot. My stalkers have a very fixed idea about who stands where and when. The Doll's going to get mad. And Dory's taken to hanging out with her-yep, there she is.

Y-'s having a good time talking circles around the assholes in R&D who keep asking whether Yozi venom is safe to clean toilets and spaceship engines with-for the last time, you PRAISE the Yozis, THEN you distill the souls of the damned! It's not a difficult concept! And Zatanna and Sonsaku seem to have taken issue with the empire, so I'll have to sell our assets there before total war breaks out.

All in all, it's just another quiet day at the space office really.

>>50814619
Artificial Alloys from Anno 2070 for naturally occuring ones, and Narnia, King Arthur and Exalted: Infernals for growing more in general.

The Charm Principle Invoking Onslaught from Exalted: Infernals can effectively also transmute materials into any metal without unique properties beyond the scope of Exalted.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

Welp, we passed 300.

Another successful thread, we did it.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me great Benefactor!
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>>50814840
This won't heighten any anticipation when people have no clue what they are.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50814805
Probably a good idea. Would be awkward if it ended up melting or hardening.

>>50814916
Huh, thanks Garlock.
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>>50814377
>Of course, one shouldn't expect to get very good mileage if you try to FTL your Light Of Terra using a Sidewinder's frame shift drive...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-rkFaIPyL4
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50813161
Help me Jump Chan you're my only hope.
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>>50814826
Would Wildcard including making your own faction?
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50814826
Oooh, free companions.
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>>50814856
I can add an option for 10 years, but the point of the setting is still the ritual and facility stuff, so you'll have to end up there at some point. Also, I guess the 1-up perks might work, so I'll add a note for them. Also, monsters are supposed to keep the Ancient Ones in. Letting them out would likely be a death sentence.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50814924
"Doesn't matter, it was fun." - Devourlord, 2016
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come on Crit!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50814924
Being /jc/ is suffering.

Also in other news, so is the Infernals jump. I WANT SO MANY THINGS.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50815008
Damnit anon, you were our only hope!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50815008
other field anon

Also, how dangerous is the night angel jump
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>>50814999
Quick question. If we buy ancient one can we still add to the final results by picking up more purchases of big bad and bigger bad.
Because I've got HUEG on the mind right now.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50813161
Rolling to seduce worm_anon.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50813161
I shall haz Chain!

>>50815027
Foolish anon, try again with lower expectations.
Like being taken by Jump Chan.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50815027
Worm_anon the purest waifu. Do not touch.
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>>50814619
>replicating a metal
Star Trek TNG/DS9 has a portable replicator.

If you're after exotic metals, Kid Radd has Dr. Amp's Wondrous Pixel Transmogrifier, which can convert anything to/from fundamental pixels.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50815024
Depends, did you take drawbacks? Because on it's own it's not that deadly for the average jumper, but if you're facing down the Dark Hunter, all of Khalidor and Kali herself, uh... might be a problem.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>50814835
The Automatron scenario has the choice of confronting the Mechanist... as the SILVER SHROUD!

+Confront the Mechanist… AS THE SILVER SHROUD!- A-HA! DEATH HAS COME FOR THE MECHANIST… AND YOU ARE ITS SHROUD! TRACKING THE MECHANIST DOWN TO HIS LAIR, YOU WERE CONFRONTED BY THE MECHANIST’S MOB OF MALICIOUS MACHINES! ZAP! POW! BANG! AND THEY LAY CRUMPLED AT YOUR FEET, TORN TO SHREDS BY YOUR RIGHTEOUS FURY! WHETHER OR NOT THE MECHANIST DIED AT YOUR HAND, ENSURING THAT HE COULD NO LONGER THREATEN THE FAIR PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH HAS GIVEN YOU THE SILVER SHROUD PERK, ENSURING THAT ALL EVIL DOERS WILL COME TO KNOW OF- AND FEAR- THE SILVER SHROUD! AND SINCE YOU WERE SO ENTERTAINING, YOU’LL ALSO GET THE UNSTOPPABLES APPROVED PERK, WHICH ENSURES THAT PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY NO MATTER HOW OUTLANDISHLY YOU ACT, TALK, OR DRESS! YOU CAN ALSO TAKE THE MECHANIST WITH YOU AS A COMPANION FOR FREE AS A CLASSIC SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLAIN TEAM UP, IF YOU DIDN’T PUMP HIM FULL OF LEAD, OR ADA IF YOU DID. (OBVIOUSLY YOU’LL NEED A SILVER SHROUD COSTUME TO DO THIS, THOUGH IT DOESN’T NECESSARILY NEED TO BE BOUGHT HERE IF YOU’RE UP FOR SOME LOOTING.)

>>50814836
Thanks!

>>50814981
Yes, your own faction would also count for "Other".
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>50813161
I want in on this action
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50815027
Fool, this is how you seduce worm_anon
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

Why not give it another shot?

>>50815026
They'll add on to initial and final size, but not by much. You would probably be better off with outside of jump abilities.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

So, for Generic Game Developer, how do the capstone boosters work? Do you just need the 400 and 600 perks from a tree to get the booster, or do you also need to have the correct origin?

Also rollan.
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>>50813161
Come to me Jump Chan Please?

>>50815064
Well done.
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>>50815053
this is brilliant, this is the kind of perk people build entire chains around! definitely doing this when the update comes!
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>>50815062
>Liberty spouting quasi-religious jumper that secretly worships the personification of death and vore gets Hitler dubs
pottery
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>>50815075
Just the two perks. Origin has no affect.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50815083
Damn forgot to roll.

Please Jump Chan?
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>>50815050
That's...interesting. Huh, I may have to check that out-

>>50815053
>UNSTOPPABLES APPROVED PERK
I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50815105
Whoops.
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>>50814706
From a certain point of view, Supreme Commander has moving land castles known as Fatboys and moving air castles known as Czars.

If you're wanting a medieval moving castle, Neverwinter Nights has one pre-made (current occupant might not be happy) and any jump that offers a 3.x Edition D&D setting allows you to build your own via the Create Wondrous Architecture feat.

I believe flying castles were a big thing in Exalted before the place went to shit, so some research may be required there.
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>>50815071
Oh well. It was worth a shot.
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>>50815088
You too

And it's not worship, I just like bad girls.
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>>50815119
>known as Fatboys
Take your hatespeech elsewhere you shitlord altrighter
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>>50815128
Are you going to make her eat all your eggs?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

I just want to hang out with the cool kids.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

We need more rolls if we want to crit before thread death. Come to me benefactor I'll be your waifu!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50813161
>Going to make a reply
>Weirdass captcha wants me to make geometric forms or some shit
My captcha is broke. It thinks its MS Paint.
Send help.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jumpchan take me away
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>>50815161
We are all unworthy.
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>>50815051
Who is the more dangerous of the three?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50815172
We will be until someone crits!
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>>50815053
Your the best.

I'm going to fanwank that when I took the Sole Survivor and powerless drawback I was so traumatized by everything that happened that I adopted the Silver Shroud persona as a sort of physiological defense.

Mostly though I find it hilarious that the Sole Survivor would go though the entire game in every quest dramatically going into the Silver Shroud's character at the slightest provocation.
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Rolled 358 (1d413)

>>50813161
I would feel excluded if I didn't.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50815145
All the eggs
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>>50815175
Kali, simply because she controls the Vir parasite, and if she wants all your magic, she will damn well take it. Worse, she keeps that power for herself, and has a nasty habit of possessing people her enemies love, using them as human shields while she pours fire and lightning down.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>50813161
Take me away meme waifu in the sky! I'd like a chain of my own!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50813161
Oops, Meant to roll 1d100.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>50815203
Damn, what about me becoming your waifu instead?
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>50815213
What were those roll parameters for, anyway?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll be your loving waifu please just take me
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>>50810299

>Dat drop-in capstone.

Perfect, simply perfect.
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>>50815228
I don't know, but apparently it worked out better.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50813161
All right, Jump-Chan. We've been dancing around this for years, but we both knew it was going to happen. Time to become the waifu.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50813161
MY DICE IS THE ONE THAT SHALL CRIT THE HEAVENS!

>DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT CAPTCHA!?
>THAT'S NOT A PIZZA, THAT'S FUCKING MAC'N'CHEESE AND YOU KNOW IT!
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[Cabin in the Woods]

Drawback: Mordecai on Line 1 (1100)

United States

Drop-In, age 24

Pop-Tarts? Did You Say You Had Pop-Tarts? (Free)
I Thought You Were Dead (900)
Not Supposed To Be Here (600)
Sugar Plum Candy (Free)
Secret Facility (0)

Hi, guys! I'm an auditor from your sister organization which you don't know about and didn't technically exist until two seconds ago while I was waving this piece of psychic paper but now always has! My point being-it's come to our attention the current sealing methods will prove inadequate this season, so I'm here to bring in some harsher measures.

I want every makeup artist and repairman we have on-sight to trace these sigils on lead. Don't look directly at them. This isn't a movie, and I'm here to fight fire with fire. Just let my lovely assistants over here be your guide.

Alright, is the summoning circle ready? Are the Abcissic recalibraters online?

Okay, just as we rehearsed guys: Fair Eyes, man the Pyrian Universal Recalibrater!

Makoto, fire up the House Beyond The World!

Y-, get Qlithu to initialise the Arachnid Destiny Engine!

Basphomy, take up the Hellstar Miracle!

Secret, ready the Horsecock of Devourlord Slaying!

>one cosmic beatdown later

So here's the deal, assholes. I like horror movies. I also like my planet untarnished by huge guys clawing their way out of the Earth. So you've got two options: Either you can submit to these revised Surrender Oaths, be sewn inside each other and confer good fortune in exchange for quality horror movies.

Or I can just vaporise you into violet dust.

I'm fine with either option, really.

>>50814682
...actually above all I'd like to see C jump or the Sunless Sea DLCs. Especially since I feel like I ended Wrecks by playing diplomatic russian roulette. Did I do the right thing, dumping the Last Emissary back in the ocean when the Flukes are obviously still pissed?

Out of all those though, my vote's for Mahjong if it is what I think it is.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
Chain please?
Pretty please, I'll be your waifu!
>>
>>50815241
>Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>50815243
>Rolled 74 (1d100)

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50813161
Roll to waifu, I guess.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50815044
>>50815048
>>50815064
I see, I see. So kicking in the door is not the way, but through the window. Lets try again.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50815265
IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YA!
>>
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50813161
You know I'll treat you right, Jump-Chan.
>>
What Perks would let me Build impossibly large machines and vehicles? I know there's the engineer capstone from Gurren Lagann, but do any others come to mind?
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50815265
Nothing? I mean, I also got a 71 right after DiSu.

>>50815278
FOOL
>>
>>50815250
>actually above all I'd like to see C jump
We already have one though.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50813161
Time for the Vegeta strategy of getting Jump Chan's attention.

>I wanna
>I wanna be a jumper
>I wanna
>I wanna
>I wanna
>>
>>50815228
It's because Alice is a Filthy Homestuck.
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/413
>>
>>50815297
Clover was going to update and fix it.
>>
>>50815311
Makes you sound more like a Spice Girl than Vegeta.
>>
>>50815297
I thought we agreed to ignore that one.
>>
>>50815287
I guess Jump-Chan doesn't like conspiracies. Man she's weird.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50813161 (OP)
I've been entertaining you for years Jump-chan.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50815332
But we do know she likes nazis.

Rolling fo my nigga Hitler
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

Jumper need chain, jumper can't be a jumper without chain. Please give me chain Jump Chan!

I'll happily be your waifu if you'll let me!
>>
>>50815331
I must have missed it.
>>
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>>50815233
Thank you....I'm so glad someone likes it........!

It's always been my dream for someone to say that about part of my jumps! It means I'm doing something right!
>>
>>50814682
Welcome back Clover.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>50815349
Uh, rolling for the fourth reich und der endsieg?
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50815332
Ironically enough, there's a Conspiracy Theorist gauntlet in the drive. When did that happen?
>>
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50813161
Let me tell you, OP: It's time to make anime real again.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>no one will crit this thread
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50815330
TFS reference, in the abridged series he beat the ground while whining that he wanted to be a super sayian.

It worked.

The same strategy will set me on the chain!
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50815349
She doesn't like Hitler, it seems.

>>50815367
Or the Fourth Reich. Fifth Reich?

>>50815371
It's a...gauntlet? Weird.
>>
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Rolled 144 (1d413)

One for the Money, Two for the show, Three to get Head(y).
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50815382
Continue rolling every thread until somebody crits.
>>
>>50815395
Well, 5th Reich worked better.

Rolling for, uh, /pol/?
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50815382
Somebody's gonna crit eventually
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me Jump Chan!
>>
>>50815133
Friend anon, in SupCom a Fatboy is a nickname of respect (or terror, if you're on the opposing side) for one of the most feared UEF units.

But of course you knew that.
>>
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>50815415
Fuck my Life.
>>
>>50815415
I can't tell if boobs or not. It looks the same color as her skin, but I see no tits.
>>
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50813161
Okay, here goes nothing.

>>50815380
I would have paid the Russians to see that post crit.
>>
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50814575
With Yukarin. It'll be fun, as always.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50815382
Shut up you weird fish.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>50813161
Roll to seduce the worst waifus of all. The jc thread goers.
>>
>>50815441
Your color vision needs work. Her top is cream.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50813161
We will crit eventually!
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50815444
HOW?

>Posts 9ball
>Rolls 9
>>
>>50815286
I think it's Blame that has a Megastructure perk?
>>
>>50815454
Well if it wasn't before, it definitely is now.

Giggity.
>>
>>50815250
Wait, since when did we have a cabin in the woods jump?
>>
>>50815454
It's the same color as her face. What am I supposed to think?
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50813161

Ahh...I don't often pursue waifus, but if you'll have me...
>>
>>50815484
Since the Japanese thread fucking boloed when all the anons started singing what a friend we have in Shinto.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need you jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50813161
Plot device....I actually....about you....
>>
>>50815491
>It's the same color as her face
Only the shading, and the top has some more yellow.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>50813161
Okay, let's take a moment and analise what we got.

>Jumpchan approves "fucking lives" >>50815434
>Jumpchan approves "subs" >>50815495
>Jumpchan dislikes "bakas" >>50815444

Oh, and the Reich, I guess.
>>
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50815184
Indeed
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50813161
Yeah, I'm now working on a build for Dark Souls 3 so for safety I'm going to try to roll to NOT seduce anyone.

It's been years since I've rolled on 4chan so I might screw this up.
>>
Shortest thread time ever.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

I'm fine with no go home option, I just want a chain.
>>
>>50815507
...come again? I don't know if it was bad grammar or I just don't know the context but I couldn't understand a word of that post.
>>
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>>50813161
It appears you've introduced the /jc/ equivalent of the Games of Divinity, OP: We could've had a more productive thread, but...
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50815184
You obviously cheated. That outfit gives a hidden buff to your charisma check.
>>
>>50815552
Have you not seen the movie?
>>
>>50815484
Posted it last thread and a few days ago. This is the most recent one, same as last thread. Haven't implemented some recommendations/clarifications, but this is close to finished.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

So how King Arthur does the setting you wish to use have to be.

Also rolling to seduce Jump-chan.
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50815557
I didn't really forget to roll, I just chose not to partake in this activity...
>>
>>50815552
I think its a reference to the climax of the Cabin in the Woods film.

Do we actually have a Japanese counterpart? I'm only aware of the Spacebattles one, the reddit one and the QQ one.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>50813161
Will we ever crit? Like with Jump Chan we just need to have faith!
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>>50815543
I'm going to name the next thread 'edna says NO ROLLS! edition'.
>>
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>>50814004
>>50814056
So I mathed it out and an Asgerd class Dahak would be a little under 1,294,325 times larger with the biggus dickus formula and 30 purchases of the Titanfall expansion.
Assuming the Titanfall version is omnidirectional at least the wording is a little odd on it so I'm not sure.

This puts it at around 2,794,446,918 Miles in diameter with heavily rounded napkin math.
Unfortunately the solar system is over 7 billion miles wide so it's not quite that big. Still very impressive as it would take light over 30 years to get from one side of the ship to the other..
>>
>>50813161
'''rolled 71 (1d100)'''

Well it's not awful, I don't know how d100 rolls usually work but at the very least we had a pleasant conversation.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>50815596
Aw, but anon, we're on a roll.
>>
>>50815603
I have no idea how bold text works...I'd just like to make that known
>>
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[FF13, redux]

Drawback: War of Continuation (1600)

Drop-In, age 17

Rolled Palumpolum

Paradigm System (Free)
CSB Basics (1500)
Paradigm Shift (1300)
Desperate Struggle (1100)
Staggering & Broken; The Squall, The Tower (800)
Wings of Vercingetorix (200)
Ultimate Grudge; In Your Hatred Shall Burn (0)
Summon Portal [S] (Free)

Whew. The latest update sure is a change in pace. Really wanted some of those items too.

For one, there was originally one location that was falling out of the sky, and my "plan" was to try and steer it in the direction of that one guy in Sanctum doing stuff with the asshole Fal'Cie, and drop it on him.

I...guess I'll have to just walk up to Lightning like a regular person now.

>>50813211
My SIDES

Why not both? My convoluted plans sometimes involve foiling the other convoluted plans I set up earlier.

>>50815297
Oh, wasn't that unfinished? Is it actually on the drive?
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50813161
Roses are red, thread op is blue, giggity giggity giggity goo.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50815603
How to roll dice: "dice+2d6" without the quotes in the email (or options) field rolls 2d6. "dice+5d42+23" rolls 5d42+23.
>>
>>50815620
you have to put "dice+1d100" in options, you don't just say what you rolled
>>
>>50815564
oh fuck, that was a reference wasn't it, never mind then.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50815597
Okay, even I think that might be a bit too much.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>50815596
Can't stop the rollin'
>>
>>50815645
Yup. One of my favorite scenes in the movie.
>>
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50815523
>>Jumpchan dislikes "bakas
THAT'S NOT TRUE
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50815619
So Jump-Chan sort of likes puns-WAIT A MINUTE

Jump-Chan likes puns, and Jump-Chan likes nazis, that's why she gave the first Nazi Anon such approval, he had both!
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me!
>>
>>50815625
>Oh, wasn't that unfinished?
yes
>>
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50813161
One last attempt to make /jc/ great again. I will not fail!
>>
>>50815619
>>50815656
NO ROLLS!
>>
>>50815659
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
>>
>>50815625
>spoiler
Glad someone enjoyed that. It's my favorite /co/ cap.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>50815659
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50813161
Take me away Jump Chan!
>>
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>>50813161
It's amusing watching all these mongrels fail at such a simple task...
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>50815665
It would seem that Jump-Chan dislikes Trump.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50815679
>>50815685
DIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50815679
>>50815685
NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>
>>50815695
Where's your roll, dick-stick?
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50813161
let's do it right this time
>>
>>50815565
You haven't fixed the problems with drop ins cap or Facility's 400 at all.

Drop In's cap is as vague as ever. What does it affect? Is this just for magical rituals or can I now pick up mjolnir or pull the sword from the stone? What are actually the limits rather then the most vague thing you could add here?

As for Facility's 400, why is this some fiat thing? Why can't it just be a perk that makes you good at manipulating others instead of guaranteeing you can make anyone do whatever you want? It'd let you remove the extremely clunky limit on the power level of beings you manipulate if it was just a skill boost instead of this weird and definitely not fitting fiat effect.

Ancient One still seems weird, especially given how it's almost entirely made up. It also makes the 'DARK GODS' out to be nowhere near the threat they're portrayed as in setting given what they top out at. I still think you should remove these and just add more monster powers at other levels.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need you jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50815707
YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>50815711
>implying you're worthy of seeing it

Here - Look at it and despair.
>>
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>>50815444
Holy shit, Cirno is magic.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50813161
I just want to watch the thread burn sometimes. Tonight is one.
>>
>>50815565
I have to agree with >>50815713. The Ancient Ones are too ill defined to be included, and for as important as they are to that world they're ex machina. Including them isn't necessary.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

One last roll and then I'm done.
>>
Is the Gamer jump close to finished yet?
>>
>>50815727
YOU'RE TOO LATE
I'M A BAKA
LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME
>>
>>50815597
That's nice, but you can buy the size upgrade in titanfall more than 30 times.
With max drawbacks and converting all your cp into sp you can get it 48 times after paying for the import.
So you'd need to multiply those results by 1.5^18 to get the maximum result.
Which should be 4,129,890,410,729 miles wide if your calculations aren't wrong.

I don't know what you'd even do with the thing at those sizes, but if you want a really big ship you can do it.
>>
>>50815747
Go ask SB, that one-note powergrab is their baby.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me Jump Chan, I'm ready.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>50815749
aw sheit
>>
>>50815747
Yes.
>>
>>50815713
>>50815744
I'll fix it tomorrow, then. It's late my time and I'm heading to sleep soon. Feel free to yell at me if I fuck it up again.
>>
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>50813161
Time to try once more.
>>
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
Ah, do I /have/ to?
>>
>>50815787
No problem and no worries. You're doing good.
>>
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50813161
I got whatchu need
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50813161
Seriously my life is empty, I'll go with you happily Jump Chan.
>>
>>50815597
But jumper what if you then put all of your CP into SP and use size increase, then you can purchase Ship size increase 64 times. Would it equal the size of a solar system then?
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50815746
"I can stop whenever I want", he says.
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50815731
Im not despairing, check this instead
>>
>>50815573
King Arthur jump? It must involve King Arthur or reasonable facsimile thereof. And if memory serves from asking way back, choosing to go to the original "Arthur" that spawned the legends in the first place is also acceptable - though unless you're really into exploring history you may be disappointed with the result, since it's basically 5th or 6th century Britain with all the dreary weather, post-fall (of the Roman Empire) living standards and lack of sanitation that entails.
>>
>>50815791
Ha! Embrace your heritage, famalam.
>>
>>50815818
Or actually 56 times because you have to spend 200 Cp to get the Command specialization.

That still is just plain ridiculous.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50813161
I refuse to believe my highest roll is behind me, I shall crit!
>>
>>50815597
>inb4 gravity immediately begins to condens your ship into a singularity the moment it spawns

Whatever you do, jumper, please record the results for science.
>>
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50813161
You can take my heart, my soul and my dong, as long as you let me into your heart
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never gonna give this up. . .
>>
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50813161

Baby, I think you'll find that I've got what you need.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50815892
>>50815906
>Addendum: Jumpchan doesn't approve of sluts, it seems; If so, I'm doomed
>>
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll never give you up
>>
>>50815933
See >>50815791 . And your own post, for that matter.
>>
>>50815879
Doesn't the Asgard class ship from Dahak have a thing that prevents that though?
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

Are there perks that let you sever connections between spirit/divine channelers and their gods?
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll admit it, I would be a harem jumper.
Please take me anyway.
>>
>>50815761
>Jumper creates the most massive spaceship in all of recorded fiction. Even Dark Age Imperium could not even hope to match the sheer size of what you have created.

It turns out the jumper was the one to created "the city" in Blame all along.
>>
>>50815855
Let me see. If you dumped the maximum possible SP into size increase it would actually be 50 maximum purchases since you have to pay 400cp for the ship import and 200cp for the specialization.

So the new fuckhueg formula would be (1.5^50)*1.5*2.25*3.
Given that the Dahak is about the size of the moon which is 2179 miles in diameter the final result should be 14,067,444,645,785 Miles.
I don't even know what to begin comparing that too anymore.

>>50815879
No it's cool the Dahak has gravity control. I figure that would scale with it to keep it from pulping itself.
Otherwise it wouldn't really work as a neptune sized ship either.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50815947
I not sure how to feel about this development.
>>
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>50813161
I have so much love to give
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50815951
That is very funny Jump Chan but seriously will you take me?
>>
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50813161

You sure you can handle me, Jump-chan?
>>
>>50815838
Really now. Does this mean I can't go to Force of Will's Attoractia, since even though Excalibur is the main weapon used by one the characters and all the knights of the round table show up later and King Arthur himself, It doesn't have enough resemblance to the King Arthur Mythos for me to jump? I was really hoping to waifu some of the characters there.
>>
>>50815948
It has a thing that prevents an Asgard-size ship from imploding. Note that the Titanfall perk specifically says it does not inherently grant anything beyond the extra size. Hope you stocked up on gravitic compensators and structural integrity fields.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50813161
You can do whatever you want with me just please be gentle.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50816003
No lube for you.
>>
>>50816003
Including turn you down, apparently.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50816014
Or you, apparently.
>>
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>>50813161
as long as you don't mind having someone like me.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

Just...one...more...roll
>>
>>50815968
Command gets 400Cp to spend in the space ship section free. So technically their is no cost of importing it if you only buy the import.

I imagine Ancilla anon did not know what he was going to contribute to when he created the size increase part. He though we would stay at the reasonable size of Titanfall's ships. He definetly did not imagine that he would create a viable build that expands a ship to the size of several solar systems.
>>
>>50815996
wut? You just said it has literal Excalibur, and King Arthur and the knights of the round table then showing up. I'd say it means you can go anon.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50816025
I forgot to put the roll in...
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>50816031
Tam, we can only help you if you let us.
You have a problem.
>>
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Oh, how sweet! <3
>>
Is this the face of autism?
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
can't stop...won't stop
>>
>>50816045
Can I use king arthur to go to FF7? It has knights of the round... Probably excalibur as well, though I'd have to check.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

Chain plz?
>>
>>50814481
Jump #26: SAO

Male
18
Drop-In - 0

Critical Existence Failure - 300
Like Riding a Bike - 300
This Is, In Fact, My Final Form - 600

Aggro + 100
Abhorrent Admirer + 100

...Anyone worth rolling for, here?
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>50816065
No. Yes. Maybe?
>>
>>50816073
Does it actually have King Arthur though?
>>
>>50816055
I...I think you're right. That's enough for tonight. Goodnight everybody!
>>
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50816065
I didn't mean for this to happen, honest.
>>
>>50816072
Don't know how to stop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N9ezrcgde0
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50813161
it feels so good gurl
>>
>>50816045
Depends, jumper might find themselves wherever Arthur and his knights came from rather than in this Attoractia place, if the reason they show up is some kind of summoning spell or whatever?
>>
>>50816065
>Many jumpers rolling for waifus.

>Other jumper discussing how to get literal solar system sized spaceships.

Probably.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50813161
Thanks but I don't like you in that way. Can we stay jump buddies?
>>
>>50816081
It has an incredibly blatant expy?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50813161
MAXIMUM EFFORT!!
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50816093
It is too late. Now that you have opened Pandora's Box, it cannot be closed.

>>50816105
Jump-Chan does not handle rejection well.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
I NEEEEEED this
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

I have forseen it. The final post in this thread will be the crit, and they will be taken on adventures.
>>
>>50816034
Oops. I should read more carefully. My bad.
That would give 16 more purchases and would make the Asgard 9,240,072,095,490,238 miles. Which is just the right size to be getting tossed around at the end of Gurren Lagann.

I agree, but this is fun in it's own way. I hope it doesn't get removed in an update or something.
>>
Where on the drive is the Lyrical Nanoha jump? It's on the list, but I can't find it.
>>
How Dangerous is Fate/Extra compared to the other Fate settings?
>>
>>50816141
Significantly less. It's only a week long, after all.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50816128
>>50813161
Aaaaaaand I failed to link the OP and was punished for my failure.
>>
>>50816127
apparently begging works pretty good
>>
>>50816109
Sorry man, never actually played that far through it. Reading through the wiki confirms what you're saying.
>>
>>50816073
>>50816045
>>50815996
I'm pretty it actually has to be a version of King Arthur's legend. All the examples given are like that, such as the Fate, Dresden Files and Soul Eater ones. You go to the time Arthur lived in where that version of his myth takes place, not any setting with excalibur and a guy named Arthur in it.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>544 posts
>no one has gotten a 100
Someone has cursed this thread

Also what are some perks to stop sleeping and eating?
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50813161
Still no crit, Jump-chan playing hard to get.
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need to be the one
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>>50816165
Overlord, DC, and Universal Monsters all have those.
Generic Creepypasta does as well.
>>
>>50816135
Under M
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50813161
Can I be jumper? I'll be your waifu.


Are there any jumps with import opting that could allow a Machine Caliber to achieve FTL?Also has anyone heard anything about the Gargantia jump?
>>
>>50816120
I was going to call this "Would You a Fae Edition" because I was inspired by CJ's "exploits".
>>
>>50816141
Depends a lot on what you decide to do. You're going to either fight Saver, one of the most bullshit Servants in the series, or a 7 Servant gauntlet of mid to strong Servants. It's a week long tournament and there's very little you can do other then fight head on.

I'd say it's probably harder then most Fate settings in the current jump because you have to fight straight on and some of the Servants are pretty strong, though I think you can customise who you fight to an extent.
>>
>>50816165
The free perk on the shinigami perk tree in death note does, in addition to some good intangibility if I'm not mistaken
>>
>>50816045
>>50816099
Yeah King Arthur and all his knights are summoned by Faria's last wish of sorts, right before Attoractia is destroyed and Gawain said that the world he came from was destroyed. Which is another part in that before the events, Earth was turned into a magical snow globe by some inter dimensional traveler and the 'Memories' of Earth scattered throughout the multiverse, though some of those 'Memories' weren't so lucky.
>>
>>50816149
>>50816188
Hmm... Alright then. Just making sure it wasn't one of the crazier Grail Wars I've heard people talk about.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>50813161
And one more roll before I go to sleep.
>>
>>50816186
This whole time, we thought we were rolling to seduce Jump-chan... You've doomed us all, anon.

Why not tell us sooner?
>>
>>50816207
So yeah, you'd go to wherever they were from and the time they were from too.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50816231
We are rolling to seduce Jump Chan, that is the only thing that matters.
>>
>>50816184
Don't see one starting with M.

I did find a Lyrical Nanoha jump in the WIP folder. I guess it got pulled back for updates?
>>
>>50816245
I think you get Mab anyways.
>>
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50816245
Looks like Jump Chan doesn't appreciate that.
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>50816245
Ow. I Roll for Jump Chan, get a fey.

Right I have been rolling for hours now and it is looking like no one will get a crit.
>>
>>50816208
CCC is. You'll be totally screwed if you take that drawback and count mainly on your in-jump abilities.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50816278
There's been three 1's and most of the rolls have been low.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50816208
It's mostly luck-based, since its a tournament.
You might get lucky, and only fight some mid-tier Servants.
You might not be so lucky, and fight high-tier bullshit like Gawain or Karna.
You might be REALLY unlucky, and get trounced by Shiki.

Or you might go CCC.
You should (not) go CCC.
That way lies madness, game-breaking bullshit, semen demons, inch-thick plot armor, nun hackers and lots of seduction rolls.
>>
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50816267
ARE YOU AN ENEMY STAND?!

>>50816186
>Fey
>>
>>50816287
Literally screwed.
>>
>>50816287
Can't you do the unlocking the origin thing that gives a massive boost to servants? I thought the ruling was that you just can't keep the boost outside of the jump.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

THIS MADNESS MUST END
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50816291
Well shit. . .

Screw it, not giving up. I need Jump Chan to protect me from the scary fey.
>>
>>50816311
You've gotta survive that long and it's not an automatic thing either.
>>
>>50816238
Okay, now I'm off to figure out the time frame of the events since the current story arc has two worlds that take place Attoractia and Grimm's world, since both of them have some sort of temporal difference on how time flows.

I'm going to waifu Alice by the end of this even if its the last thing I do!
>>
>>50816311
I've never heard of such a ruling honestly.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>50816314
THE MADNESS WILL NEVER END.
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>50816337
Never.

Ever.

End.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50813161
Onward to the chain!
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50816337
I KNOW A HERO WILL COME
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816354
I have waifued a fey for this madness, it WILL succeed!
Take me Jump Chan!
>>
>>50816292
...Is that the one where the world gets shoved inside a giant demon's vagina?

I wonder if my dice would save me then?
>>
Is there anything that would allow me to resist the compulsion effects of Witness to Darkness and its upgrades?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50816291
We also got a fucking 99. Lots of 90s too.

We can do it, lords and gentlewoman.
>>
>>50816379
I should probably mention that this is one of the Ebon Dragon's Charms from Exalted.
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

Don't mind me...
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50813161
I got a 99.
I got a fey.
I will not give up until I get a crit for Jump Chan!
>>
>>50816398
Why the fuck not? How do I know you're not trying to subtly gain my trust so you can then kill me in my sleep?
>>
>>50816331
Here >>44865364
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50816374
Yes.

The D shall save the day.
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50816407
GO ANON, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
>>
>>50816379
>>50816397
Just whip up a custom or heretical charm to counter the effects you don't like.
That's probably your best bet. There' s a few charms that remove restrictions from other charms so you should be able to do that.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me Jump Chan, save me from this fey!
>>
>>50816418
Link got screwed up but here's the answer to being given the upgrades that the other servants got. Back in thread 662.
>Er, right. If it is required to beat CCC, then you can use it for the jump but you lose it at the end. Sorry, just not really going to hand out that much power automatically.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

Jump-chan is for waifuing.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>50813161
It'll happen eventually
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50816435
Silly anon.
Jumpchan is the fey.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come on Jump Chan this fey looks really rapey!
>>
Guys, you're doing it wrong. You're focusing on making the game work for you, instead of changing its parameters - which is what jumpchain is all about, the metaphorical "there is no spoon" moment.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50813161
Seriously, almost 300 rolls and none of them crit?
>>
>>50816434
With the inner world perk can we make demons whose purpose is to grow the inner world so we can have someone else doing it for us?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50816421
IN THE D WE TRUST
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50816463
What if I told you I am the spoon?

>>50816473
Stop saying that word, it attracts 1s like flies.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50813161
I don't care who it is, I will throw a fucking parade once someone crits
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50816473
Wow. Another 1. That is sad. That is very, very sad.
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50816473
Not with that attitude.
>>
>>50816473
I don't know what Mab see's in you, anon. But she must like it.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>50816482
>98
OH COME ON.
>>
>>50816474
I don't think so. Demons use spirit charms not Yozi/infernal charms.
You might be able to get your fetich soul to do it, but them using your powers is temporary at best.

My personal suggestion is to get tweedled from one of the Alice jumps and just have one of you work on expansion while the other does other things.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
I just wanna see the dice crit
>>
>>50813161
Please, I need help Save me from this fey. Only the chain can help me now!

>>50816463
Shut your philosophy I'm going to be raped by the fey!

>>50816473
Congrats on your new rapist fey anon, welcome to the club.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50813161
How can one thread be so fucking cursed
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50816473
Keep those critical failures coming.
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>>50816076
Jump #27: Skyrim

Male
30
Warrior * Bash some faces.
Nord * Seems appropriate.
Skyrim * Of course.
The Warrior

Highborn - 100
Dragonskin - 100
Soldier - 0
Clever Craft - 100
Progress - 300
Warmaster - 300
Thu’um - 600

Hail Companion - 100

Dovakhiin * This’ll be fun.

Dragon Rising + 300 * Basically happening anyway.
Ebony Warrior + 300 * A worthy opponent? Fine by me.

Slaying Alduin was… significantly more challenging than in the game, but we eventually managed it. ...And then it turned out I had to deal with all of the other problems as well because I replaced the Last Dragonborn. By the end of it I was ready for a vacation, but I podded Aela, so that's nice.

I also eventually got fed up with the war. I threw the Legion out of Skyrim, knocked Ulric down, and named Balgruuf the High King. He didn't want to accept at first, but I had enough of that shit and told him to take it or leave it.

Getting tired of the Thalmor's shit, I went to the Summerset Isles and cut off as much of its head as I could. Their fuckery shrunk significantly after that.

Also… rolling to seduce Nocturnal
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50816497
Same.
>>
>>50816482
If selected, I will come back and give everyone in the thread the fruits of my journey.

Maybe it's teamwork
>>
>>50816485
That, however, is the best roll other than a crit.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50813161
One roll at a time and Jump-chan will appear!
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816497
CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50816501
Damn it I forgot to roll! Save me from the fey and this boring life Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>50816511
I will never not be a baka
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50816506
Fuck.
>>
>>50816506
Good taste, cracker. Still, I prefer sheogorath.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50813161
c'mon, just crit! you know you want to
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50813161
I think the real miracle is that shitposting has made this thread come to life more than any other thread. How sad.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

To me Jump Chan! I need you!
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50816520
Crit seems to be cursed.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50816530
The dice refuse to let anyone get their waifu's today
>>
>>50816530
I'm so done with this thread.

>>50816531
Solid taste.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50816505
God damn it, Jump-Chan, how many fetishes do you have?!

>>50816536
>99
WHY.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50816536
s-so close...
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>We will get all numbers from 1-99 and not a one 100
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50816536
So close!
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816536
My second 99, still not enough to save me from the fey. Only the chain can help me now!
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50816536
>>50816505
>>50816482
SO CLOSE
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50816546
That seems to be the case...
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jumper guessed, his planet would fall from the stage unless he took a stand now I've put him to rest. The waifu will never be claimed by a jumper. Just give up.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50816536
>Rolled 99
Someone needs to get 100.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50813161
seduction is hard

>>50816536
this RNG is just taunting us
>>
Calling it now. This is how Jumpchain dies. The thread is going to roll for a week straight, never hit a crit, and ragequit.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need this, A chain is my only hope!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

I think this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen this thread do.

May as well join in.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50816566
Of course not, where do you think you are?

>>50816573
...knowing us, that seems distressingly likely...
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816573
Sgt Jumper's Broken Hearts Club Edition
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50816573
LESS TALK
MORE ROLLS
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50813161
Are you taunting me? Because that is fine if you eventually give me a chain!
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50816591
Sir, yes sir!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50816573
Which is why someone needs to roll it before this thread dies.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50816573
If that happens some funky shit is going on
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>50816573
I can see that.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50816573
Fool! You could have used that post to roll.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50813161
I didn't think it was possible to get friendzoned this hard
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50813161
What is a jumper? A miserable thread of rolls.
>>
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

+Ending One: Favored Far Harbor- By aiding and protecting the interests and people of Far Harbor above all others, you have internalized their hardiness and way of life, improving the Far Harbor Survivalist perk greatly; you could lose most of your blood and still barely survive, go for days without water and weeks without food, come back from the worst diseases with only a few days of rest and medication, and exist and survive comfortably in nearly any climate on Earth. You’ll also gain the mutation Cleansing Breath, which allows you to draw in and store radiation found in the air inside your lungs, as well as allowing you to release that radiation in the form of a radioactive fireball, similar to what the island’s Anglers are capable of doing. You’re also capable of expelling other radiation that your body has accrued in the same way.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50813161
Chain please! Give me Chain! I'm begging you!

>>50816604
And yet another anon gets a fey.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>50816604
Says the crit fail.

Fine, you fuckers, I'll help.
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50816604
FOCKAYOH
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

I don't even want to get 100, I just want to add another roll to the failure list to depress everyone just that much more.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'm running out of pick-up lines, I refuse to go to bed before I see one fucking crit
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me Jump Chan I beg of you!
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50816626
I just... I just want to roll above a twenty once this thread.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816638
This is actual hell
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816638
My third 99, you really are fucking with me. . . But I won't give up!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50816635
Monster.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50816638
BARGHAHAGHGAHGAHRGHGARAHGAG

WHY DICE GODS
WHY MUST YE TAUNT US SO
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50816613
That's it! Quickly, YJ, post more scenario ideas/concepts!
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>50816635
That's fair.
>>
>>50816642
Hallelujah?
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

Somebody has to find out how many times we had to roll to finally get a crit
>>
>>50816573
At this point? Good.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

The next thread should be called "Roll for sanity check"

Seriously, this is ridiculous.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

Jumpers.

What's your favorite thing you've ever made yourself?
Did make a custom ride? Special sword? Super shield?
Magic or tech, or both, I'm not picky.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50813161
The determination in this thread is suffocating
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>50813161
I have now rolled three 99s, you can taunt me as much as you want but I'll keep going. Been doing this for three hours already, boredom makes me strong!
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50816663
At this point I just want someone to get a 100 so it ends.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50816666
Quite mega Satan
>>
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>>50816573
Nah. How many times do you think you can roll to seduce a single person?They'll eventually tire of your shit, and /maybe/ give you a loser's chance if you're lucky. This thread is the last chance.

Also, how did this even happen. I mean, wat.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50813161
No sleep until the crit
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never quit! Come for me Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50816674
>implying it will end
no one will get a 100, despair anon
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>50816668
My robotic daughters. I discussed them a few threads ago, but out of anything I made they were the ones I was most proud of, not only because of their design but because of how they grew as people.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50816671
Stay strong, but we're on page nine. There isn't much time left.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50816669
Determined to suffer.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50813161
I have rolled to much to give up now, come for me Jump Chan I beg of you!
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>50816657
+Ending One: Kill the Mechanist- Tracking the Mechanist down to his lair, you finally put down the villain turned “hero” turned villain, letting the people of the Commonwealth sleep a little bit better at night. On his corpse, you find the Protectron’s Gaze, a powerful laser scattergun that’s been customized by the Mechanist, giving it attributes similar to a shotgun, as well as a faster firing speed and even an easier reloading mechanism, and you also receive the (somewhat ironically named) Robot Sympathy perk, which gives you better knowledge of robots of all kinds- weaknesses, exploits, ways to improve or upgrade them, even knowledge of how their “brains” work as a result of your robo-cidal actions. You can also choose to take Ada as a companion for free.


+Ending Two: Subdue the Mechanist- Tracking the Mechanist down to his lair, you make the Mechanist surrender after soundly thrashing his robots. Humbled, he turns over his armor- the MECHANIST’S ARMOR, a highly protective- if somewhat corny looking- suit of armor that as well as his Schematics, functioning somewhat like a cross between the RobCo Holotapes and the Mechanist perk; not only incorporating RobCo designs, but also some of General Atomics’ and the U.S. Government’s designs, in addition to the Mechanist’s own designs. If you’re not technologically minded, however, coming up with your own designs or recreating the base robots from these will be very hard. You can also choose to take THE MECHANIST as a companion for free.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50813161
PLEASE
>>
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50813161
What will it take to end this madness
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

How do we have so many rolls and no 100's?
>>
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

Rolling Again, because somebody needs to crit already.
>>
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

I will not go sleeping into the night, without getting a 100
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50816664
Just use Ctrl+F and see for yourself.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>50813161
This thread is pleasing to the ebon dragon.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50813161
Quitting is for people who don't want to be jumpers!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

Die thread, you dont belong in this world
>>
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>Page 9
ROBBIE ROTTEN GUIDE MY DICE.

>>50816697
SEE?! WHEN EVER YOU POST THESE YOU GET HIGH ROLLS!
>>
>>50816697
Scenario Two: Automatron- A few weeks after your arrival in the Commonwealth a small caravan will be attacked and possibly massacred by robots. Whose robots, you may ask? Why, THE MECHANIST’S robots, that’s who! Seemingly hell-bent on murder, the malicious Mechanist sends his many mechanical monsters marauding throughout the Commonwealth! And one way or another, it’s up to YOU to put down these mad machines, and put a stop to the Mechanist’s machinations once and for all! No matter how your fight goes down, you’ll receive the blueprints for the Robot Workbench, an ingeniously designed piece of technology that greatly simplifies the process of creating robots- to the point where the average wastelander could put together a few basic robots, even without any background in science! You’ll also have a Robot Workbench added onto your Warehouse, if you want.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50813161
Whoever crits should go buy a lotto ticket
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50813161
At this point we have rolled every number from 1-99 except 70.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

rolling for further failure.
>>
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[Spirited Away, now with scenario]

The Spirit Realm's Follies: Crossing the Rubicon, The Obsessive ShadowX2, Spirit Theft: Ability not to get drunk (1600)

The Scenario Shifts: 永遠の霜月祭り (1800)

Yaoyorozu-no-kami, old enough to get drunk

That one bathhouse

Kamuy (Free)
Kamigakari (1700)
Chinkon (1500)
Yorishiro (1200)
Ethereal Architecture (1000)
The Art of Manipulating Paper (800)
A Witch's Loom (600)
Medicinal Annuals: Purification Necessities (500)
Complete Collection of Spirit Cooking Techniques (400)
An Arcane Affinity: Void (300)
Local Spirit: The Obsessive Shadow (250)
A Quartet of Bath Tokens (200)
Zoumen Masks (100)
Cogs of the Machine (0)

Ah yes, the mysterious space-time anomalies currently known as "Thanksgiving" and "Halloween". Legend has it that Americans eat so much turkey during the former season their body mass doubles. I can definitely vouch for the latter's power over killing immortals and unleashing skeletons on Christmas. Let's do some SCIENCE! this holiday season.

>The Assignment

Just gonna have to make a quick call to my business contacts. All of them.

>The Bathouse
The Owner: Elvira
The Manager: Cecelyne
The Supplier: Manosque
Washers (24)
Cleaners (23)
Entertainers (22)
Chefs (21)
Guardian Spirit (20)
Pet Mascots (19)
PR Personnel (18)
Scenery Shift (15)
Shuttle Service (12)
Delivery Service (9)
Festivities Season: Christmas (6)
Courtesans (0)

Train Ticket, Station Number Six (0)

(Cont'd)
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>50816677
Well if this thread ends too soon we'll continue it next thread.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50813161
There are no crits left in humanity.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50816718
SHIT.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50816719
>>50816718
Shit my dice didn't work!
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>>50813161
Good night, Jump-Chan. I'll see you soon, if only in my dreams.
>>
>>50816664
>>50816708
The word 'Rolled' appears in this thread 381 times, as of this >>50816716 post.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50813161
Take me Benefactor!

>>50816702
Crits = to the number of 1s + one additional Crit.

I'll calm down after I get one crit though.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50816719
NO YOU WASTED THE DICE FOOL
Those are really neat, by the way. Great job.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50816727
I think this is the only thread for it. It doesn't count next thread.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50816731
Your magic has disappeared
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>50816727
This will end this thread or we will never get rid of it
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50813161
End of jumpchaingelion.
>>
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>>50816724
Train Ticket, Station Number Six (0)

Especially the Primordials of the Renovation. SWLIHN, Oramus, Cytherea, Szoreny, Cecelyne-and yours truly. We MIGHT invite our affiliates-Hegra, Elloge and Adorjan-if they promise to play nice. It took me a while to explain the concept of a holiday inn that doesn't brainwash people or demand tribute in the form of rapturous sacrifice, but I finally got round by convincing them that together we can get better PR across the multiverse than the absolute travesty that is the Carnival of Meeting. With the power of Christmas and Yozi essence coursing through the land, we can set up most of the facilities by ourselves and minimise the higher help with space-time dilation.

...

...strange, I don't remember the part of Spirited Away where Yubaba pimps out a couple fox ladies. It must've been in a director's cut. Oh well, I seem to have a surplus of enthusiastic kitsunes and also DC Minis, so. Might as well dust off my fabulous purple coat, take up my knobbiest wizard staff and start practicing my backhand. We don't practice actual prostitution here, of course-just spirit dream therapy. But damned if it won't feel so good most mortals can't really tell the difference.

>The Test of Time

Welcome to the Miyazaki Memorial Holiday Inn! Who are we remembering again? Oh, you wouldn't know him but he's cool. We boast the widest array of hot spas with minerals from all across the multiverse. Rejuvenate yourself in the orichalcum jacuzzis before getting a refreshing full body wrap boasting herbs from a dozen different universes! Experience the exfoliating power of Chalcanth facials! Feel your spiritual energy/liver be replenished by our magicite sauna! Pet the small Totoros!

(Cont'd)
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50813161
have mercy our sexy jump-lord
>>
DON'T GIVE UP, WE CAN DO THIS.
>>
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

At this point I just want someone to get it so this'll stop.

Or autosage to come and save us all. Whichever comes first.
>>
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

... --- ...
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816736
Final roll.
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>50816750
No We Cant!
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

At least this thread wasnt filled with shitposting
>>
>>50816724
Isn't this an SB exclusive jump?
>>
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>>50816748
When you're done, the creators of the universe have set up the greatest entertainment system mortal minds can handle! Be enraptured by pure exhilaration, the warmth of an open fire, eating too much pudding and other holiday-themed distilled experiences in the crystal arcade! Write prayers in the holy sandbox-and marvel as the most christmas-aligned of them come true the following morning! Learn new things about yourself in the Hall of Mirrors! And don't forget to ride That Which Never Ends in Oramusland! It's BEYOND anything you've ever imagined!

Humans are fairly easy to cater to. Apart from that one spirit justice warrior who complained we required all visiting Kaonashi to wear a zoumen mask and all Tatarigami got an obligatory holy fire enema to detox, but the other humans thought she was stupid too.

Cecelyne's having fun playing manager after the row about having to stick with a human jouten. Those yamauba and onryu have been thoroughly made an example of, and our local Daidarabotchi appreciates the Effectively Endless Oasis letting it take a bath without totalling the neighbourhood. The witch and kitsune demographics really likes our selection of candied locusts too, although I've had way too many attempts at stealing the DC Minis.

No, the REAL problem? The real problem is that conglomerate trying to cash in on my spiritual franchise. After negotiations were repeatedly turned away, they resorted to trying to get some local thus to rough up the clientele. And the Genshadokuro were all too happy to help, so now there's roving gangs of SKELETON WARRIORS in the countryside.

So, by and large the inn's been running itself. But now I gotta take care of business. With a SKELETON BALL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FPfxscmBs
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50813161
Quitting is for the weak, please take me away almighty Jump Chan!
>>
>>50816724
If you're going to do this, at least post the jumps here when you do.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50816727
Please no.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50816750
I KEEP FORGETTING TO ROLL DAMN IT.

IT ALL STARTED OFF AS FUN AND GAMES HOW DID IT COME TO THIS?!
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>50813161
Closing time.
>>
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>>50816752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>
>>50816759
This is techincally shitposting though

Like its the apex of off topic
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>50816716
It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
>>
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>Highest roll is 30
>>
>>50816761
Are you going to do this everytime? Because you should stop.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50813161
Let me be your entertainment Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50813161
jump-chan, what have we done to deserve such salt?
>>
>>50816677
I...I think I may have indirectly caused this. I was rolling to seduce someone in every jump last thread and then this >>50814578 asshole is apparently the OP.

I didn't mean for this to happen, I swear!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

JUMP-CHAN GUIDE MY DICE.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50816773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKLMYZlbIb8
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50816777
Shut up and roll jackpot.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50816722
Still no 70. Still no 100.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50816777
Yes but the fun kind of shitposting, not the shitstorm one, also trips checked
>>
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Rolled 76, 8, 26, 2, 9, 75, 89, 6, 85, 57 = 433 (10d100)

>>50816752
..-. ..- -.-. -.-
>>
>>50816767
They're not allowed on our drive anyway.

>>50816780
Oh, I'm not the person who threw a fit about you discussing things. But posting SB jump builds? That actually isn't kosher. Might as well start posting ponies at that point.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>50813161
I won't quit!

>>50816789
Welcome to club fey, only the benefactor can save you from eldritch rape.
>>
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

Oh, hell.

Let's see how this turns out.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>50816789
Jump-Chan why?!

>>50816788
Damn you Cracker_Jack, DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

[MOLOCH] GIVE ME VICTORY
>>50816798

>no 100
we are cursed
>>
Rolled 90, 16, 16, 32, 77, 81, 8, 63, 52, 41, 32, 12, 36, 66, 73, 30, 40, 76, 23, 60 = 924 (20d100)

>>50813161
>>50816798
Why not? Thread is bread anyway.
>>
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
Dear me I'll try once more... don't expect a metrical from me guys.
>>
Rolled 92, 33, 17, 57, 46, 51, 72, 43, 76, 67 = 554 (10d100)

>>50816798
This seems the best option to get a 100 in this thread.
>>
>>50816789
And you get a Mab!
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50816806
...Jump-chan is not impressed.
>>
>>50816800
They're kosher enough.
Problem with SB jumps are those that are replacements.
Those jumps are just fine for this drive. If you are honestly not shitposting then turn away right now, because you will be if you post again about this.
>>
>>50816788
Are you saying this has been a waist of time from step 1?
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please come for me.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>50816814
>we are cursed
No, we are the dead
>>
Rolled 50, 74, 12, 62, 17, 62, 47, 57, 12, 48, 64, 32, 47, 52, 16, 14, 8, 76, 64, 36, 47, 51, 77, 51, 14 = 1090 (25d100)

>>50816822
>>
Rolled 73, 91, 80, 16, 41, 100, 32, 65, 80, 96, 76, 8, 55, 47, 23, 5, 57, 88, 16, 83, 47, 36, 3, 87, 68 = 1373 (25d100)

>>50816798
It's never going to happen.
>>
Rolled 15, 13, 100, 45, 17, 7, 51, 32, 14, 90, 98, 50, 70, 49, 47, 37, 95, 97, 58, 73, 23, 72, 81, 58, 54 = 1346 (25d100)

>>50816806
Nice Jump, SMT. I think I'll go for Ember Spirit.
>>
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

100
0
0
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50816806
I like it, even if Jump-Chan doesn't.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

I am the saddest.
Jumpchan doesn't love us. At all.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50816724
>>50816748
>>50816763
WHY DO YOU NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE GREAT CAUSE, MAN OF THE SPIRAL?

>Primordial Bathouse
Okay, that's a surprisingly cute mental image you've gave me. Thanks.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50813161
Rng get this over with already.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

I think it means there is not nearly enough luck perks.

>>50816789
Fascinating. Welcome to the club.
>>
>>50816824
If they're fine for this drive they should be posted here with the maker here to receive feedback, same as any other jump.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

Forgot to mention but favoring Far Harbor also lets you recruit Old Longfellow for free.
>>
>>50816833
Nope.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me jump chan!
>>
>>50816836
>>50816839
IS that good enough? Because I see a 100 in there so it had better count.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>50816839
Ayyy
Finally
>>
>>50816839
Is that what I think it is?
>>
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50816831
>>
Rolled 87, 59, 51, 24, 69 = 290 (5d100)

>>
>>50816836
>>50816839
2 100's ITS DONE. WE WON.
>>
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>>50816839
>>50816836

IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!
>>
>>50816854
You're saying this knowing full well that the thread drove the maker away in the first place right?
>>
>>50816824
They're not. You can only build for things accepted by /jc/. SB exclusives are not. They have to be on our drive.
>>
>>50816854
Should be, but unfortunately you drove him away.
Now he gets special priveleges to get around your bullshit.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50813161
Still not quitting.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>
>>50816874
Not relevant. No special treatement
>>
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>Season's Call, Winter Fall

I'm not sure what learned out of all this, other than than how drunk a kitsune can get while participating in ball of other kitsunes snuggling together for warmth. But it's Christmas, and here I am hanging the Principle of Hierarchy in a silver reflection of a Christmas tree while Ligier poses atop it.

It's truly Christmas we all deserve. And the one we need right now.

A very nice witch gave me this train ticket (0), so I guess I'll be travelling to the next jump in style at least.

>>50816769
I was wondering the same thing! I have no idea what's going on-

>>50816788
-oh. That explains that.

>>50816847
>THE GREAT CAUSE

You'll have to be a little more specific? I'm not one for causes.
>>
Rolled 62, 57, 86, 37, 6, 91, 59, 79, 31, 68, 13, 84, 62, 58, 21, 65, 13, 21, 2, 90, 63, 80, 80, 63, 41 = 1332 (25d100)

JUMP-CHAN END THIS NIGHTMARE ALREADY-

>>50816839
>>50816836
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
>>
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>this thread
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>50816867
Just rolling a bunch hardly counts; besides don't we have a ton of ones to balance those out?
>>
>>50816854
>>50816876
You know, many of them are already on the drive?
>>
Rolled 21, 13, 62, 28, 18, 37, 12, 3, 62, 73, 80, 63, 7, 6, 81, 33, 43, 28, 3, 77, 21, 34, 4, 66, 5 = 880 (25d100)

>>50813161
>>
>>50816874
>the thread
The shitposter did. Not us.

Regardless, the rules are clear. HE needs to post them here, or they're not valid.
>>
Rolled 54, 75, 61, 98, 39, 31, 78, 87, 50, 57, 3, 88, 59, 89, 99, 22, 45, 69, 67, 68 = 1239 (20d100)

>>50813161
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50816867
>>50816873
Those don't look like critical successes to me.
>>
>>50816893
Yes, you can build for those. You can't build for the new ones he just posted because they're SB exclusive.
>>
>>50816876
I accept it. I'm /jc/. Therefore it's accepted.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll never stop until I get a crit and a chain!
>>
Rolled 53, 10, 12, 100, 6, 86, 6, 69, 86, 54, 79, 58, 55, 91, 66, 21, 80, 71, 34, 87, 83, 27, 76, 32, 99 = 1441 (25d100)

>>50816888
NO. I AM GETTING A 100, I AM!
>>
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50816888
>>50816895
>>50816897


>NO 100

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>50816898
A 100 was rolled. What else do you want?
>>
>>50816836
>>50816839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
>>50816860
>>50816862
This guy got it first.
>>
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

Well,Let me see my chance.
>>
>>50816901
Where's your ID?
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50813161
Need crit, Need chain!

Remember that rolling so many dice only makes it harder to Crit, which no one has.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>
Rolled 91, 68, 33, 98, 50, 94, 29, 6, 96, 30, 53, 75, 49, 51, 13, 60, 77, 72, 41, 32, 51, 62, 8, 47, 27 = 1313 (25d100)

>>50816905
SO WE SHALL DISUMAN
>>
>>50816905
FINALLY!
>>
Rolled 99, 91, 40, 77, 20, 77, 26, 94, 37, 20, 65, 75, 27, 84, 43, 29, 68, 54, 50, 64, 57, 26, 33, 68, 89 = 1413 (25d100)

Fuck it. if this doesnt get a 100 nothing will
>>
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>>50816788
>tfw when both of those are me
It was just a thread title, this wasn't supposed to happen!
>>
>>50816900
He posted those here for criticism as well you know.
>>
Rolled 28, 78, 97, 24, 46, 1, 60, 93, 88, 77, 95, 98, 4, 66, 23, 100, 40, 96, 20, 56, 42, 66, 3, 87, 91 = 1479 (25d100)

>>50816905
Another 100.
>>
>>50816928
No he didn't.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50816908
I want a 100 rolled on 1d100, of course.
>>
>>50816915
Right here *unzips dick*
>>
Rolled 37, 29, 32, 14, 32, 100, 95, 33, 29, 49, 4, 63, 95, 42, 32, 89, 84, 37, 68, 72 = 1036 (20d100)

>>50813161
Lets see how long until we hit archive
>>
>>50816921
>>50816925
DON'T GIVE UP ANONS
>>
Rolled 19, 26, 13, 60, 32, 89, 24, 25, 75, 47, 23, 70, 67, 2, 67, 87, 50, 26, 59, 59, 89, 58, 58, 87, 51 = 1263 (25d100)

>>50816930
HUNDREDS EVERYWHERE
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

Last roll for me.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me Jump Chan, make me your waifu!

100 is only a crit if it is 1d100!
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

Did any of you idiots roll a perception check to see if the entity you were trying to seduce was actually Jumpchan and not some Elder God in disguise?
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

Jumpchan, I've come to bargain!

Vat of F.E.V.- A vat of Forced Evolutionary Virus, developed by the Pre-War government in their attempts to create super-soldiers. This vat seems to have belonged to the Institute. Those who are dipped inside transform rapidly, gaining muscle mass at the cost of losing their secondary sexual characteristics. That is, if they’re lucky; those who have been exposed to radiation tend to have things go wrong, losing their mind as they transform… or worse. Maybe you could find a way to improve on the formula? (300 CP, discount Institute)
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50816930
>>50816925
>>50816921
>>50816905

>Not looking for a single 100

you bring me shame
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>50816926
I'll pull your trigger, you pull mine.
>>
>>50816893
By that guy's logic we should just remove those jumps and tell SB to take them back.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50816948
Oh fuck...shit.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50816948
Does it really matter at this point?
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

Cmon,jumpchan...
>>
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50816947
I think everybody just wants a 100, period.
I still wanna roll though.
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50816951
IM TRYING DAMNIT
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please give me a chain!
>>
>>50816950
Jumpchan! I've come to bargain!

Crafting Stations- You have each of the main crafting stations (capable of making armor, weapons, and chems) in your Warehouse; each one greatly simplifies the process of crafting or modifying items. In addition, each one also seems to have the “filler” items that you’d need; the various chemicals and parts that aren’t a significant or expensive part of whatever you’re crafting. They can’t provide anything supernatural or rare, but small amounts of metal for a new gun mod or some dye is fine. (300 CP, discount Drop In)
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50816948
... I'll take it.
>>
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>no 100
>>
>>50816954
There are two guys. I'm the second quoted.

The jumps on our drive are there permanently. The new ones that are SB exclusive? They don't go up there, they're not okay to build for.
>>
What in the sweet salty fuck did you fuckers do in the last 4 goddamn hours I was at work.
>>
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You guys know that we've already had two 100's right? Why are you guys still rolling?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50816963
Well we got some 100's in the multirolls earlier.
>>
>>50816926
Never underestimate the depths of this thread's autism. Though to be fair, we've had imperatives in titles before. I daresay this is nearly unprecedented.
>>
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50816948
An Elder God is fine too.
>>
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>>50816940
> *unzips dick*
>unzips
>dick
...ok
>>
>>50816978
They shitpost.

>>50816980
3.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need a chain dammit!

>>50816978
Rolled.
>>
>>50816934
Yes he did. Spirited away was posted a while ago but the title was in japanese and is Sen To Chihiro No Kamikakushi.
>>
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

Check this 100
>>
Rolled 2, 32 = 34 (2d100)

>>50816969
Damn dice, I swear! Two this time!

Tribute Chest- This large trunk, decorated with various raider adornments, is perfect for storing your loot, seeming to have much more space than it actually does. Additionally, you’ll occasionally find minor items inside of it that you haven’t placed there; ammunition, canned food, maybe some interesting scraps. Occasionally, you’ll get something more substantial; maybe a weapon or a piece of armor. It’s probably just the rest of your gang trying to keep you happy… but even after you leave, things will occasionally show up. (300 CP, discount Raider)
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50816951
I JUST WANT IT TO END.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50816980
some people don't count it if it's not 1d100 for some weird reason
>>
>>50816994
Link them.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50816948
As long as they're cute.
>>
>>50816974
You have no authority to tell people what they can and can't do.
Sorry pal but besides shit up the thread you can't do anything.
>>
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>50816953
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50816983
KEK VULT
>>
>>50816934
Yesssss he did.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50275501/#q50282843

>>50816954
Dirge wasn't an Sb'er at the time. They remain valid until HE says otherwise.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50816980
A single pure 100
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please Jump Chan?

>>50817000
Hey a 99 that isn't me this time, progress!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50816980
That's cheating
The only worthy are 1d100
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50816998
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50816996
YJ NO!
>>
>>50817004
Nobody can shit up THIS thread.

Oh, and I'm quoting back the rules to you here. It's not 'my authority'. It's just what our rules have always been concerning jumps.
>>
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>>50816963
I don't! I'm just sitting here fascinated by the slow spiral from jubilation to depression.

The Benefactor's a Benefactor, not a waifu.

Also wondering, as usual, what whoever's job it is to watch /tg/ threads balloon and get huge must be thinking whenever we go on for this long.
>>
>>50816994
You're only partly right. He posted an early version, not the current one with a bunch of stuff added.
>>
Lets try this again.
>>
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50817000
Ha. Ha. Ha.
>>
>>50816996
Jumpchan!

Robot Armor- Striking between metal armor and combat armor in terms of protectiveness is this Rust Devil favorite; a suit of armor built from scrapped robots. While the thick metal plating leaves it more durable against regular attacks, certain sections of the armor are more vulnerable to energy weapons than combat armor. Like other sets of armor, this can easily be worn over most clothing. (150 CP)
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50816980
I don't know anymore.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50817000
So close, yet so far.
>>
>>50817002
See >>50817011
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

the next thread should be callled dont roll to seduce editon
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50813161
Chain Pls?

>>50817020
Exactly, we are the benefactor's waifu.
>>
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50817015
Why? all this method does is create more spam. The 20d100 method is easier and makes less spam.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50817022
>uto]
Huh, wierd the roll did not register
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50817020
Just try it. Please. For all our sakes.
>>
>>50817018
There aren't any rules besides arbitrary agreements.
There's nothing wrong with building for an SB jump.
Stop with the bad wrong fun.
>>
Rolled 24, 82 = 106 (2d100)

>>50817026
Damn these dice!

Brotherhood Battlecoat- This coat is based off the one custom made for Elder Maxson, of the Brotherhood of Steel, and also comes with a black BOS officer’s uniform, which can be worn underneath it. The jacket itself has been reinforced with armor plating capable of withstanding most ballistic weapons, as well as resisting some energy weapons. While its defenses aren’t as formidable as other options, with the right know how and equipment- or merely choosing to wear the jacket over something else- the jackets protectiveness can be upgraded further. Makes you look like a big guy. (200 CP, discount BOS)
>>
>>50817011
>>50817032
That's an incomplete WIP. The complete version is only on SB.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>The reason for nobody getting a 100 is that everyone took the badluck drawback for 100cp
>>
Rolled 4, 45, 52, 10, 95, 2, 32, 43, 51, 3, 60, 68, 36, 100, 66, 72, 34, 47, 64, 91, 14, 43, 44, 33, 49 = 1158 (25d100)

>>50816980
I want to get one on my own.
...Okay, fine, I'm fucking addicted. There, I said it. ARE YOU HAPPY?
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me!

>>50817039
Not the same. . .
>>
I swear, I'll never roll to seduce again if this is a 100.

I'll go steady with you, Jumpchan.
>>
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

I'm just going to do this until I run out of Maki Pictures.
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50817039
I'm more interested in breaking a grand on the post count before we go to archive
>>
>>50817047
>There aren't any rules
Are you shitposting?

>There's nothing wrong with building for an SB jump.
Yes, you definitely are.

Nobody wants your SB builds just like they don't want your porn builds. They're not valid jumps.
>>
>>50817011
The irony is that he doesn't care who uses them, it's always just been this thread that wants to draw lines in the sand and say that one community is objectively worse than the other.
>>
>>50817050
>Critical 1
>>
>>50817034
More like roll for SAN loss.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50817050
>badluck drawback
like a fucking madman, that shit is never worth it.
>>
>>50817002
Is this right?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50275501/#50282843
I think the space battles version is different in that it has scenarios though.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50817052
Congratulations on you 100
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50817048
Nuka World Raider Armor- Any combination of armor from the Disciples, Pack, or Operators; despite much of their armor being constructed from scrap, the Raiders of Nuka World have unusually sturdy armor, though whether this is because of how they are constructed or the materials used to make them is unknown. The Operators armor is classier and more functional than the armor of the other gangs, which shows their focus on making caps over the Pack’s animalistic hierarchy or the Disciples’ brutal rules. The Pack have the most patchwork armor, being constructed of furs, scrap, animal parts, and even toys, and they commonly wear masks based off of animals, which are either taken from the park or hand made. The Disciples typically wear metal armor, with helmets or masks that cover their face. (200 CP, discount Raider)

Marine Armor- Marine armor is a highly advanced variant of combat armor, sharing certain similarities with the riot armor used out west, with protective abilities greater than most other sets of armor barring power armor. Thick plating covers every part of the wearer’s body, making it supremely effective; however the full set of armor is extremely heavy, weighing nearly a hundred pounds, meaning that the wearer may sacrifice the ability to carry more by wearing it. (200 CP)
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50817057
We'll have to keep rolling to appease you now, thanks a lot.
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50817058
Jumpchan stole you die.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50817052
You got one! Now how do you feel?
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please Jump Chan!

>>50817050
Have a fey.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50813161
just let it end
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50817058
>>
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50817061
One of has to get the true 100!
>>
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50817050
>>
>>50817066
You're wrong and you have no ground to stand on.
I'm done pretending you have a point besides shitposting here.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

Well one hour someone will roll a 100
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

Will this thread be remembered as the thread where no one was able to get a single 100?
>>
>>50817050
GUESS WHO ELSE GETS A MAB!

Does this make Mab a harem jumper?
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>50817088
Not happening.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need this! let me have a chain!
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

Please god, let it end!!!!!
>>
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>>50817088
Theoretically speaking./spoiler]
>>
>>50817077
See >>50817049

>>50817069
It's called standards, as low a they can get.

>>50817091
No, I'm not. There have always been rules about what's kosher to build for and what goes on the drive.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
There is no way this is actually happening, there must be something going on with the RNG
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
>>
>>50817049
Dirges versions are numbered so that 0.5 is complete. 0.99 means that it has scenarios and no other changes I think.
>>
>>50817107
Prove it. Oh wait you're pulling this out of your ass.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

END IT JUMPCHAIN PLEASE
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50813161
I have been doing this for more than 4 hours, give me a chain I beg you!
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50817088
I'd rather no one did.
>>
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>50817088
This is the third fucking time.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

cmon,dice lets do this.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>50817110
Considering we have rolled, on individual rolls, literally every single number from 1-99 and not gotten there yet? Yeah, I'd believe that.
>>
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50817045
Eh, if you insist. Doubt it's going to do much good though, but I suppose thread could archive any second now.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50817112
>TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
>SEE THE INVISIBLE
>>
>>50817116
How new are you here? Go back and read the threads when SB first starting making shitty jumps.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll do this until I pass out, giving me a chain would just be saving time. . .
>>
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

IF I GET A 100 NO ONE WILL HAVE A CHAIN
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50817122
Fail more
>>
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50817120
Then why did you roll? Also, Lucky Br8k?
>>
>15 threads from the bottom
O fuck.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50817083
My life makes sense again!
Why can't I stop!?
>>
>>50817115
In that case, only the latest version is the true version.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never giving up, I'll have my chain!
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

Have the dicegods forsaken us?
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3yxTbkh5s

WE. WILL. GET. A. 100. DO NOT GIVE UP!
>>
>>50817144
Can you reach 1000 shitposts?
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

I'm just rolling at this point to get everyone to stop.
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50817126
Damn its like trying to light a matchin the rain
>>
>>50817132
How about you show me these rules instead of sending me to look for things that don't exist?
Burden of proof and all that.
>>
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50817144
I swear we got above 1000 one time in the past. Unless Nippon Moot installed a ceiling after Moot Prime left the premises.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>50817129
>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>
>>50817165
Wanna know how I know you're a shitposter? Only the porn-advocaters ever take the 'hurr it's not in the pastebin' stance.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>50813161
Quitting is for people who don't want to be jumpers!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>listening to liberame from hell while rolling
this is already making me anxious
>>
Did nothing constructive get done today.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50817143
When was it decided that we're rolling to seduce JC again? Also, we reached image limit.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50817143
To drive you into despair.
>>
>>50817107
>It's called standards, as low a they can get.
What standards are you trying to pull out of your ass now? The jump looks better than plenty of things on our drive. Are you trying to use the SB must be shit meme again?
>>
Having just watched the first & second episodes of Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective agency, how would one go about building a Holistic Jumper?

I'm thinking
>Max luck perks
>Max perks that draw you to adventure
>Max perks that influence fate
>>
>>50817171
Hey look.
>>
>>50817171
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>
>>50817171
OH SHIT!!!
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50817079
I'm out of stuff to post; only plans now.

BOS: Aeternus, Experimental MIRV, Broadsider, Junk Jet.

Railroad: Shem Drowne's Sword, Striker, Deliverer, December's Child.

Institute: Atom's Judgement, Cryolator, Salvaged Assaultron Head, Tesla Rifle.

Raider: Acid Soaker, Grognak's Axe, Shishkebab, The Problem Solver.
>>
>>50817172
I don't really care about porn jumps.
Why don't you produce these rules you're so fond of?
No seriously doesn't matter if it's in the pastebin, just show me these rules.
>>
>>50817171
Holy shit.

It's over.
>>
>>50817176
...I can look at SB to see if they did anything interesting? We certainly didnt.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>50817171
OH SHIT YOU FREED US
>>
>>50813161
Come on Jump Chan I'll fight for this for another 10 hours if I need to!

>>50817171
Well Done, I'll get mine to eventualy
>>
>>50817171
IT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50817171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08
>>50817180
NEVER!
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>50817171
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50817171
Well, I'll be damned.
>>
>>50817183
That was in response to anon whining about us not allowing SB things straight onto the drive.

>>50817199
Because they come about from community standards, pornographer.
>>
>>50817171
Something clearly did >>50817171
>>
>>50817198
Want to put all that in a pastebin and drop it in the next thread? You have kinda been ignored here due to the rolling.
>>
>>50817171
YOU HAVE FULFILLED THE PROPHECY AND SAVED US ALL!
>>
We maxed out on images.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>50813161
>>50817204
Dammit I forgot to roll!Come for me!
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50817171
I can finally die in peace
>>
Rolled 89 (1d413)

>>50817206
DETERMINATION.
>>
>>50817171
...You bastard. YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.

Pick a waifu. Any waifu. Even Jumpchain. Because you just rolled a 100 for seduction.
>>
>>50817171
Guys! Guy! We did it. You did it, anon!

Also, we apparently reached the image limit.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50817206
Well someone already rolled it, but if you want I could start rolling a 1d99.
>>
>>50817171
!!!
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

Share pics whilst doing this so others can have pics as well? Oh we hit image limit already!?
>>
>>50817187
By dying of disease in ASOIAF.
>>
>>50817212
Dirges jump is better than over half the content on our drive.
It breaks past all those standards and flies into space in comparison.
You don't actually have any reason for what you're doing outside of spite.
Pull your head out of your ass and smell the fucking roses.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

Lets go to 1000 replies in celebration for that 100
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never giving up!
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50817229
FUCK. THAT'S EVEN FUCKING WORSE.
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>
>>50817230
>Jumpchain
>Not Jump-Chan

That's every waifu, anon.
>>
>>50817242
Yes they are. That's why it's a fucking shame that he won't post them here and thus they can't be jumped here.

The reason is standards and rules. Things MUST be posted here first.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

I'm jelly now.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need a crit for Jump Chan, take me I beg of you!
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>50817219
I might, it'd take a while since I grabbed stuff from all over.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>50817245
CAN'T STOP. WONT STOP. DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP.
>>
>>50817251
Wow i fail.
>>
>>50817263
Someone got one.
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

now Lets try this again
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 6687 (1d10000)

How about some real rolling?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll never give up on you Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50817270
No please no
>>
>>50817270
no.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50817266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s87s5CWfRus
>>
>>50817266
>DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N9ezrcgde0
>>
>>50817257
Except we don't have rules. As has been explained already.
I can jump whatever I want and post it in the thread.
You throwing a shitfit is entirely optional.
And if your standards are getting in the way of quality content then they aren't standards. They're just arbitrary restrictions to your own fun.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50817264
One last roll for the road.
>>
>>50817264
Fair enough. If you have time, otherwise don't bother.
>>
Rolled 579 (1d10000)

>>50813161
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d1000)

>>
>>50817286
>we don't have rules
Yes we do. Go on and ask about replacing pokemon, see what you get.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50813161
Quitting is for losers!
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50817283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-SxHL2P9Mc
>>
>>50817171
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Aw shit, can't post a reaction. Oh well.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>50817212
You've moved your goalposts from telling people not to build for a jump they found, to letting things straight onto the drive, even though no one has tried to upload it to the drive. This is pretty low level shitposting.
>>
>>50817171
We've found the real jumper in the room
>>
Rolled 2307 (1d10000)

Because 100s are for quitters who want an easy time.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

What will be the name of the next thread?
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50817293
You almost got it.
>>
Heh 1000 posts. good night you wild monkeys.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never stop until I crit!
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50817300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNLy67ihY4
>>
Rolled 773 (1d1000)

>>
>1000+ posts
Is that a record for us?
>>
>>50817302
Uh, no? My goal posts didn't move. My point is that you can only build for things on our drive. This isn't on our drive. It can't go on it because it wasn't posted here.
>>
>>50817296
I wouldn't since I like the jump, but I can make a replacement and post it every thread till it sticks.
That's not against a rule, it's just a rude thing to do.
>>
Rolled 3427 (1d10000)

The power of shitposting compels you, the power of shitposting compels you.
>>
>>50817307
Anons pls stop, this has been funny but we can't do this for another thread

>>50817320
I SWEAR it's happened once before. Ages, though. And it was a cavalcade of arguments, so much less fun.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50813161
I refuse to give up!
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

One last roll to close the thread
>>
>>50817320
I think so.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50817317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmlXR_Zn0
>>50817320
Not Really.
>>
>>50817325
>till it sticks
You are a delusional one, aren't you? And you had the gall to accuse ME of shitposting.
>>
>>50817322
Except it can, and you're point is wrong.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
Well,last try for me
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50813161
Chain pls!

>>50817333
>Anons pls stop, this has been funny but we can't do this for another thread
You poor fool, you know not our persistence!
>>
Rolled 983 (1d10000)

>>50817333
>but we can't do this for another thread
Not with that attitude! Though seriously I'm not going to roll in the next thread.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>50817338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckr6KyZoS58
>>
>>50817310
Roll for san loss.
Edna says no rolls.
Nat 100 but first five Nat 1's.
>>
>>50817343
No, no it can't. Things have always been this way. Go back to your forum if you don't like it.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 4445 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50813161
Nearly 5 hours of constant rolling, I'll not quit now!
>>
Rolled 236 (1d1000)

>>50817354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qrRzNidzIc
>>
Rolled 635974 (1d1000000)

Because I don't even know.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50817310
Dont stop rolling
>>
>>50817358
I'm not from SB. I don't even use SB. But you're objectively wrong and have done nothing to support your statement.
Personal attacks are weak. Try something better.
>>
Today's lesson: Be careful what you say on the internet, even with your thread titles.
>>
>>50817372
>But you're objectively wrong
When's the last time a jump got on the drive without being posted in the thread?
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never stop!
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI&t=82s
>>
Rolled 407605898693836801 (1d10000000000000000000000000000000000)

How many zeros does this support anyway?
>>
Rolled 6873 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>100
>>
Well, we've got over 1000 posts....
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50817357
>but first five Nat 1's
Seven, actually.
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50813161
Roll forever or at least until you get a chain through a crit!
>>
>>50817393
Considering how slow it is down here we might get 1500.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>50817386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ
>>
Rolled (1d1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>50817388
>>
Rolled 8526 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817379
I dunno, but since you can go look at the jump right now it doesn't really matter does it.
Being uploaded to the thread first is just to make sure sneaky shit doesn't happen.
>>
Rolled 822 (1d1000)

its time to stop this madness
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
Quitting is for people with non jumpchain stuff to do!
>>
Rolled (1d10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>50817405
Apparently not that many
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50817402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om3VC6ru4yk
>>
Rolled 1391 (1d10000)

Guys.

What if we just consider that if the jumpmaker doesn't want their stuff on the drive, we just don't upload it.
>>
>>50817417
I'm only here so I can control the thread title. Then I'm crashing for tonight.
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50813161
Stop teasing me Jump Chan!

>>50817412
You say as you continue to roll. . .
>>
Well, looks like I got a date with Jump-Chan later.

I do promise that, after I get my spark, I'll help you guys get your own adventures too.

Thanks for everything /jc/.

Have a good night.
>>
>>50817411
He probably won't be satisfied until he drives more jumpmakers away with his rules and SB shitter nonsense.
>>
>>50817411
And so it can be properly reviewed and vetted and to adhere to the will of the jumpmaker for where it ends up. Jumps have been posted here and deemed fine but haven't gone on the drive because the jumpmaker didn't do it. That's what the rule is.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>50817421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ujyDvr0ps
>>
Rolled 3936 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817426
It's not that he doesn't want it on the drive.
It's that he doesn't care if it's on there or not.
>>
>>50817436
I don't want anyone to leave, but whining about the rules? Don't be a moron. They've always been there.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>50817440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXgPNyd45A4
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50817379
There is a first time for everything :^)
>>
>>50817446
He actively hates us and doesn't want it posted here, anon.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never give up!

>>50817432
Thank you.
>>
>>50817426
I'd like to see it at least, though, and I'm having trouble finding it in their thread. Could someone post a link?
>>
>>50817438
Show me the rule then.
I mean it's obvious that you're just trying to get more people to go to SB to kill the thread, but giving you the benefit of the doubt is starting to get tiring.
>>
Rolled 5675 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817432
Have fun and watch out for the stairs, crit master. They are insidious hunters.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

36th Time's the Charm.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me Jump Chan!
>>
>>50817464
Why is it so hard for you pornographers to understand how our rules work?
>>
>>50817458
That's a step too far.

>>50817460
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BwguygZJzquVVFd1WHVUZXYzR1U?usp=sharing
>>
>>50817458
No he hates the shitposting and doesn't want to deal with it anymore.
I can't blame him, but that's besides the point.
>>
Rolled 1046, 725, 63, 855, 543, 437, 141, 95, 708, 352, 756, 600, 1042, 241, 184, 135, 996, 858, 2, 817, 726, 193, 336, 295, 272 = 12418 (25d1077)

>>50813161

Rolling size of thread as of when this was typed.
>>
>>50817476
It's not though, he said he doesn't want to come here.
>>
>>50817432
Jumpchan bless you, kind anon.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>50817470
37th FUCKING time's the Charm.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50817171
He quoted my post to get it. That means I get to be his companion when Jumpchan comes for him, right?
>>
>>50817432
Godspeed, Jumper.
>>
>>50817476
Thank you.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50813161
After all this time will only one anon get to meet the benefactor? We must persevere! into the next thread if need be!
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50817432
Good night and good luck my dude.
>>
Rolled 6152 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817475
I think the wheels are falling off your wagon there.
I'll call it off for now since you're getting exhausted.
See you next time someone does something you arbitrarily decide is unnacceptable.
>>
Rolled 22 (1d37)

>>50817488
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50817488
At this point it's rolling to hatefuck.
>>50817494
No.
>>
>>50817475
Sb has no porn. Why do you keep calling them that?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>50813161
I just want a hug.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>50813161
Need Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled + 100 (1d0 + 100)

>>
Rolled 28 (1d48)

>>50817506
>>
>>50817507
Because the exact same guy that argues "If it's not in the pastebin it's not in the rules!" formerly pushed really hard to have porn settings allowed.
>>
Rolled 9962 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50813161
I cannot quit now.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

The 100 was because the anon was blessed by jumpchain, only the worthy shall get it
>>
>>50817515
Okay. But SB literally can't do porn. So why?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d99)

>>50817523
That's the attitude!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50817506
FUCK YOU.
>>
>>50817458
You've got abandonment issues. He's ambivalent.
>>50817460
I've got a copy that I think is the most recent that I can post next thread (image limit reached) if anyone wants to see it?
>>50817475
I'm deeply confused. What's so lewd about Spirited Away?
>>
Rolled 7256 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817531
Why did he do it? He's an idiot. Why am I calling him a pornographer? I just told you. Where are you getting confused?
>>
>>50817531
Because it's high grade shitposting that looks like normal posting at a distance.
Don't worry about it too much.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50813161
How much longer must I do this, please take me Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

Screw it, might as well keep rolling.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>50817537
You need to relax and let the 100 flow through you
>>
>>50817538
See >>50817515

It's not the jump, it's the anon I'm talking to. Not because of him advocating for this jump, because of what he's done in the past.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50817537
WITH A FUCKING LIT CANDLE.
>>
>>50817432
Thanks Anon. Good Night.
>>
Rolled 7290 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

Rollin until I or the thread dies
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jump Chan hear my plea!
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50817549
Once more, with feeling!
>>
>>50817544
You're not making any sense here famalam.
I think it's time for you to stop posting and let your blood pressure stabilize.
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50817559
Rolling for this anon to kill the thread
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>50817553
WHILE YOU'RE COVERED IN VODKA AND SUGAR.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

Let me go jumpchan..
>>
>>50817563
Please stop posting obvious bait.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50817564
Rolling for all of us to kill the thread
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50813161
And again.
>>
>>50813161
I have nothing better to do, you'll give me a crit before I give up. If you take me now it'll save time Jump Chan.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50817562
I believe in the heart of the cards!
>>
>>50817575
There are 12 threads ahead of you.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>50817568
Sounds like a bad idea.
>>
>>50817552
I think you've got the wrong guy man.
Not like porn jumps matter, but the fact that thread specific rules don't exist has nothing to do with that.
>>
>>50817568
Kinky.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>50813161
Rolling again for jump chan!
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50817582
Believe it!
>>
>>50817589
There are rules. The only person who has ever argued otherwise was trying to get porn jumps allowed. They're not. Guess what? That's a rule.
>>
>>50817575
At this point, it doesn't matter. Some other anon has already won. We are victorious.
>>
Rolled 4873 (1d10000)

>>
Just sitting here waiting for Gold Digger Jump to drop...
>>
>>50817574
You mean responding to bait?
You're right I should stop giving you the (you)s you crave, but you see sometimes I think you're genuinely typing things poorly instead of intentionally not making sense.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50817568
ON A COTTON BEAD, SOAKED IN KEROSENE.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50817596
I can almost taste it!
>>
>>50816889
>no greentext
How are you doing that?
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50817601
Forgot to roll.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
I refuse to give up, I have nothing better to do with my time! Please take me away Jump Chan!
>>
Rolled 4153 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817600
Prove it. No Really Show Me The Fucking Rule.
You can't since it doesn't exist.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>50817614
Why would you soak your beads in kerosene?
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

Lets see how many rolls i can keep persistent
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>50817614
*BED.
>>
>>50817585
If you post in those threads, it'll bump most of them (that are below 300 posts) to the top, hastening our death. Just post something worthwhile and relevant so it's not spam.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50817616
No! Go back to the high numbers!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>50813161
Rolling rolling rolling, keep those dice a rolling, rolling rolling rolling, roll HIGH!
>>
>>50817628
Ask anyone. No porn jumps, shitposter.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

Just take me away, I can't give up now.
>>
>>50817630
Are you done now?
>>
Rolled 3632 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

I will take that 100 even if I have to take it with my teeth after all my limbs have been cutoff
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50817614
Calm down, English, it's okay.

>>50817636
Welcome to Club Fey!
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50817630
Well well well.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50817630
There is another!
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50817632
WHILE YOU'RE HANDCUFFED TO ME, ENSURING WE BOTH DIE IN A HORRIBLE , ALCHOLHOLIC BONFIRE
>>
Rolled 584 (1d1000)

>>50817630
I see, the secret was to ask the hard questions after all.

>>50817646
No, I'm just screwing around.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never giving up!
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50817656
>99
>>
>>50817637
But... they're not talking about porn jumps?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>50817656
...
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>50817656
>99
Oh that's just cruel. Also Jump-Chan is really fucking kinky, holy shit.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

I love you jump-chan please give me a 100
>>
Rolled 7803 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817636
And Mab's harem grows ever larger...
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50817669
C'mon!
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50817671
E-English? Y-you okay, buddy?
>>
Rolled 2916 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>50813161
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50813161
I. Will. Never. Give. Up.

Just take me already Jump Chan, I need you!

>>50817656
She has blue balled me like that so many times now. . .
>>
>>50817637
So you're just shifting goalposts now I guess.
I don't get why you get so adamant about something that you invented in your head.
Surely you'd have some kind of proof of these rules though right?
There's no reason for this conversation to have happened otherwise.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>the anon rolling 1000 gets one before I get a 100
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50817684
Hundred or bust!
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50817656
I HONESTLY CAN'T THINK OF MORE VIOLENT SEX AT THIS POINT.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>50817682
I blame OP.
>>
Rolled 37519, 44697, 11971, 49237, 53926, 33349, 44746, 13363, 37631, 35017, 37217, 40970, 20103, 17628, 63682, 64974 = 606030 (16d65536)

>>50813161
>>50817652
>>50817682
Mab-y, mab-y not.
>>
>>50817670
He is.

>>50817692
No, anon, you're the one insisting you can post replacement jumps and porn jumps. You shifted the conversation.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50813161
Rolling dice while ignoring the shitposter's argument with himself is fun. But I hope you'll come for me eventually regardless Jump Chan.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50817704
What about holding hands?
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>50817704
So will you be my date to Hateprom, Jumpchan?
>>
>>50817708
I never said any of that you dumbfuck.
Get back on track or quit posting. You're constant attempts to derail into pornography are frankly desturbing.
>>
Rolled 385 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

lets try this again
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50813161
KEK ANSWER MY PLEA
>>
>>50817703
Pick me!
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50817704
Huh. Looks like Jump Chan likes it rough.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50817724
Forgot this: <3<?
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50813161
It would be hard for me to be more desperate while still having internet Jump Chan, I really need you in my life.
>>
Rolled 3257 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 41, 46 = 87 (2d100)

>>50817736
Dice, you can't be doing that to me now!
>>
>>50817726
>I never said any of that you dumbfuck.
>>50817325
>>
>>50817704
>>50817724
Horse wiener strap on?

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/a/af/LaharlOnHorseWiener.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130806213610&path-prefix=en
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>50817704
Loving missionary position while holding hands
>>
Rolled 62405301 (1d123456789)

>>50813161
Ironic punishment: Jumpchan comes for all of us... simultaneously, ensuring that wherever she sends us, at least one more will be there, forcing us to live multiplayer jumpchain.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50813161
How many people have gotten a fey at this point?
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50817708
I'm not sure where you got porn jumps from.
>>
Rolled 258 (1d1000)

>>50817743
Or would you prefer a Bonfirelit Hatedate?
>>
OVERLORD ABEL GUIDE MY DICE!
>>
Rolled 7173 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50817731
Well now i am determinated to get that 100
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50817750
One-zero-zero please!
>>
>>50817761
Eight, I believe.
>>
>>50817753
Not actually me. I can't help it if people jump in and out of conversation like that.
>>
>>50817765
What Dice?
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50813161
Not even a critical failure will stop me now.
>>
>>50813161

>In another timeline you were the anon who got the 100
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>50817765
SHIT. KING OF BEL GUIDE MY DICE!

>>50817776
Mab stole it.
>>
Rolled 8763 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Over 1200 posts...
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50817771
Okay, that's better, just need 15 more!
>>
>>50817734
Are you crying like an anime fan on Prom night yet?
>>
>>50817628
Justiceanon?

Regardless, this is a blue board.
So it's less a rule of /jc/ and more of a rule of /tg/.

Ironically, it's one of the few rules the mods actually enforce, for some reason.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50817776
These dice
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50817781
DAMN IT, ABEL. FINE, LOUIS CYPHER GUIDE MY DICE!

>>50817791
Wow, Mad really DID steali
>>
>>50817775
And I can't help that we're all anons and can't tell each other apart.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50817764
That was on me. Knifefight on the beach?
>>
Rolled 913 (1d10000)

>>50817777
Nice quads there.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please come for me. . .

>>50817791
You get a free fey with that roll.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50817791
Yet another fey.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50817788
Four more!
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

C'mon i can Feel it
>>
>>50817696
Seriously, dude, how the fuck are you not greentexting when you do that?
>>
>>50817394
Seven before a single 100, or seven total?
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50817797
Fucking Lucifer. BLACK FROST....help?

>>50817809
I BELIEVE IN YOU YJ!
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

I will use all the shitposts of this thread to fuel my 100
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50817803
Chokeplay?
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50817809
Getting warmer! Just two more to go!
>>
I know I'm probably not getting an answer right now, but how strong is Avacyn?
>>
Rolled 1535 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817798
Well then stop derailing then. You should be able to at least do that much.
Not like you ever had a point beyond pissing people off.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50817777
Thank you Bateman, can I have a 100 as well?

>>50817804
Thanks!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>50813161
>>50817808
These are a few of my fey vorite things...
>>
>>50817791
Mab loves you, anon. Thats not a good thing.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50813161
Need a fucking crit for my fucking chain.
I'll let the fey rape me for your entertainment if you take me on my own chain.
>>
>>50817815
Well, that was good, but not good enough. Fuck it! ME, GUIDE MY DICE!
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50817812
I just not reply to anyone and use a > dont know if the dice have something to do with it
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50813161
8 1's 2 100's.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50817817
Hypnosis?
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50817820
No backsliding! Get back up there!
>>
Rolled 41 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817823
'bout tree fiddy
>>
>>50817790
No I'm not Justice, but you do have a point about blue boards.
Although I'm pretty sure text doesn't count as NSFW content with regards to the rules otherwise Pathfinder General couldn't survive.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50817833
DAMN IT, ME! TRY AGAIN! ME, GUIDE MY DICE FOR REAL THIS TIME!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

Come on already!
>>
>>50817826
My point is that you can't build for SB exclusives because they're not considered valid jumps.
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50817836
Transformation?
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

rewop eht thgif wor wor
>>
>>50817828
You made puns about MAB. You shouldn't have done that, you got her

>1d1

Nope, nevermind. You aren't her type.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50817839
You stop that!
>>
Rolled 6478 (1d10000)

>>
>>50817850
Your point isn't valid though. Since several SB jumps are considered valid jumps.
>>
>>50817790
>>50817846
We banned lewd jumps so we didn't end up like how CYOA gen gets sometimes where all anyone talks about is fetishes for a week in a row.
>>
>>50817839
It's like watching Sisyphus.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50817851
Al of the above, with me as the sub?
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll not give up!
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>50813161
Can the thread make it to 1300 posts?
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50817813
Seven 1's before someone finally got a 100.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50817856
>Two 68s
Okay, now go back up!
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

PIERCING THE HEAVENS WITH THIS 100
>>
>>50817864
Are they on the drive? If so, they got posted here and accepted. These ones we're talking about now have not been.
>>
Rolled 564 (1d10000)

>>
I don't think I've ever wanted you all dead more than I do right now.
This thread was a fucking disgrace.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50817870
Tentacles?
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jump Chan I've come to bargain!
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50817876
I'll do Lovecraft as the first Jump if you give me a hundred!
>>
>>50817864
Just let it rest, he's made it pretty clear that he just wants to get people forced over to SB and invalidate their jumps with his shitposting. You can't win against that.
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50817884
You only say so because you didnt got a 100 like this
>>
>>50817884
Report them, then.
>>
>>50817884
Imagine what the shame will feel like in the morning.
>>
Rolled 370 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50817870
Handholding in public?
>>
>>50817884
Chill, man. This is an imaginary self-insert writing game. It's all in good fun.
>>
>>50817890
...You didn't bring an offering. YOU FOOL.

>>50817887
You just became waifu material, you know that right?
>>
>>50817881
The jump we're talking about right now is on the drive at this very moment.
There is an update out which has done nothing but add a scenario.
They are effectively the same jump and as such are valid.

>>50817894
You're probably right, but I want to believe he's just very opinionated.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jump Chan I've come to bargain!!
>>
>>50817894
Stop projecting your goals onto me.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

Lets go
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50817892
And I'll take drawbacks!
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50817887
Knifeplay?
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

GIGA ROLL BREAKER
>>
Rolled 563 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

I'll do the thing with my tongue.
>>
>>50817912
And he's building for those updates. They're not the same jump, that's like saying I can re-add savestates to Pokemon and you can jump it because it's effectively the same jump.
>>
>>50817884
Don't worry anon, I want myself dead too.
Or at the very least on a better planet.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50817922
And I won't go Inhuman!
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please free me from this nightmare.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jump Chan I've come to bargain!!!
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>50817924
Anything that doesn't involve bodily waste.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

Why have we not fallen off the board yet?
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

ROLLKAI
>>
Rolled 933 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2 = 22 (15d2)

>>50813161
>>50817853
Who knows. I'm not sure your position could be said to be as strong as Titania-m
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50817921
Cmon jump-chan...Give me a sign
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50817941
This is our own personal Hell.
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>50817936
Uh, unless you want that?
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come on...
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50817940
Seriously, anything.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

ROLLSENGAN
>>
>>50817941
9 threads.
>>
Rolled 9931 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50813161
Jump Chan I've come to bargain!!!

I'll Doctor Strange this if I have to dammit.

>>50817961
Another fey is technically something.
>>
>>50817961
Whelp, time for Mab. I'm sure she'd love all those things you listed.
>>
>>50817954
Please just let it end
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50817956
What else could you possibly want?!
>>
>>50817933
You're going backwards man.
In fact the version of the jump on the drive is invalid if you treat it like that.
You can't say a new update is invalid because an old jump had previous versions.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50817961
As long as it doesn't involve scat or watersports.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50817961
YOU FOOL. YOU FELL INTO THE FAE'S TRAP.
>>
Rolled 6492 (1d9001)

>>50813161
>>50817884
No. It's dice graced.
>>
Rolled 3732 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50817978
I'll go to Foodfight right after that!
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

ERUPTING BURNING ROLL
>>
>>50813161
Jump Chan I've come to bargain!!!

I'll never give up.

>>50817981
She might be into that.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>50817981
I'd try playing hard to get, but I think it's a bit late for that.
>>
>>50817980
I can say it's invalid because it's not on our drive and won't ever be.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>Replies: 1312
What have we even done? No really, has a /jc/ thread ever gotten anywhere near this before?
>>
>>50817912
Why else would he be enforcing this shitposting >>50817933 on somebody else's single player game? He's probably well aware that he can keep dirge on SB permanently by continuing to stir up shit about him anyways. Exact same thing happened last time he put up jumps except that dragged in another jumpmaker as well.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50817884
You gonna have to try a lot harder than that right now, shitposter.

Everybody here is drunk on despair right now.
That's why ASA doesn't roll. He's made of despair. He eats that shit up like it's bacon and eggs with whole wheat pancakes.
>>
Rolled 7379 (1d10000)

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>50818001
And then Girlchan!
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

NEO AMSTRONG ROLL CANON
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50818006
I forgot to roll that time but I won't quit!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50818006
I have standards. Very low standards with that much power on offer, but standards.
>>
>>50817941
If you /really/ want it that bad, just do this >>50817633 . It has to be the very last thread, though. And you might want to phone-post so you don't get banned.
>>
>>50818010
>somebody else's single player game
This argument has never worked. You can do what you want in private, but as soon as you want to post it here it comes to community scrutiny.
>>
>>50813161
>Roll to Seduce Edition
OP, I have a strong urge to do violence upon thy person.
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

Please madam jump-chan let me go
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50818009
I don't remember any threads that have gone to this... whatever it is.
>>
>>50818010
Because he's autistic maybe?
I've half a mind to upload it to the drive myself just to see him shit himself.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50818026
And after that I'll go to Commorragh!
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50818000
Trips, but no 100? You've got to be kidding me.
>>
SUNLIGHT YELLOW ROLL OVERDRIVE
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>50818009
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
>SEE THE INVISIBLE
>>
Rolled 8842 (1d10000)

>>
>>50818050
Doesn't amount to anything since Brutus has to move it into the actual folders.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50818030
Seriously. Ignoring that, no depths I'm not willing to go to.
>>50818056
Nice one.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>50818058
>ROW ROW
>FIGHT DA POWA
>>
>>50813161
Jump Chan I've come to bargain!!!

I'll use the worst of what's in that one nasty homebrew supplement I made on my first jump if you give me a chain.
>>
Rolled 201 (1d1000)

>>50818043
Can't handle the dice?
>>
>>50818043
Ooo, kinky. Well, I guess you're really wanting to roll to seduce then?
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50818053
Dice, work with me here!
>>
Rolled 3233 (1d10000)

>>
>>50818067
I know. But I also know Brutus will do the right thing.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50818069
Rolling for low. Unless I get 100
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50818071
Dammit
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50818074
Dice, it's just you and me, buddy!
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50818043
To be fair I'm pretty sure no one would have guessed it'd lead to this.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50818056
DEMPSEY ROLL
>>
Rolled 133 (1d10000)

I swear.

I can do it.

Believe in me.
>>
>>50818080
And stick to the rules by asking if it ever got posted here, yes.
>>
Rolled 8131 (1d10000)

dicks out for the jumps
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50818070
>TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
>BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50818082
Rolling for High again, because at least something needs to be.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>
>>50818071
>>50818083
Oh god you liked that. . . fine first five jumps!
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50818086
Okay, that's kinda spooky now that you've done that twice. Go higher!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

STONER ROLLSHINE
>>
>>50818096
You still haven't produced those rules you know.
As far as anyone but you is concerned they might as well not exist.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

When will this madness end.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d69)

>>50813161
Gonna get some hot dice action.
>>
Rolled 5443 (1d10000)

>>50818097

harambe failed me
>>
>>50818043
I really didn't think it would come to this.

Also, what do you have against bards?
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

Cmon jumpchan,belive in me
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50818101
I want to reiterate: You could send me to Darkest Dungeon for #1 with the scenario and I would be elated.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50818103
Fucking hell been doing this for too long.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>50818098
>ROW ROW
>FIGHT DA POWA

I honestly can't tell if I'm way too drunk for this or not nearly drunk enough.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>50818107
Dice, you're going the wrong way!
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

SHINING ROLL
>>
Rolled 9940 (1d10000)

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50818117
Good.
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50818125
>WHAT YOU GONNA DO IS WHAT YOU GONNA DO
>JUST BRAK THE RULE, THEN YOU SEE THE TRUTH
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50818128
Good, keep going higher!
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

It's not like I want a hundred or anything. Baka.
>>
>still 9 threads to go
I dont' think I can take much more of this.
>>
>>50818113
No, try to actually do something that breaks them, especially when people aren't spamming, and you'd get thrown under a bus very quickly.
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>50813161
Maximum Effort!
>>
>>50818096
Then Brutus should be removing the rest of his jumps, since those weren't uploaded by the maker. Just get to the point already.
>>
Christ it might actually hit 1500.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50818136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ikdbG7HQY
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50818138
Dice, friend oh buddy oh pal of mine, how am I supposed to go on the Chain if you keep doin' this to me?!
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50818137
>ROW ROW
>FIGHT DA POWAH
>>
>>50818147
They don't have to be uploaded by the maker, they have to be posted by the maker in the thread. All of those were.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50813161
I think I'm going mad.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

This one is going to be below 50.
>>
>>50818143
Well then why don't you show me a list then so nobody accidentally triggers your autism again.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>50818151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpqmoBYkQfc
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

FALCON ROLL
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>50818154
Dice, you're setting me up for failure!
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

It's got to happen one of these rolls.
>>
>>50818157
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
>SEE THE INVISIBLE
>>
>>50818041
You're saying community scrutiny and I'm seeing only one person here who has been persistently acting as the police. Do you just wait for these moments to show up so you can pull out the rulebook?
>>
Rolled 5281 (1d10000)

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50813161
Do you want to reduce me to begging, because I will.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

HUNDRED CRACK ROLL
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50818171
I feel I'm coming off a bit desperate.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

i am determined to go,give me a chance ...
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50818179
DICE

>>50818184
It's invisible, all right.
>>
>>50818170
No replacements, no porn, nothing that invalidates the spark, has to be posted in the thread and accepted before it gets on the drive, no jumps based on other CYOAs.

That's pretty much it as far as I know.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>50818184
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Rolled 5, 16, 19, 27 = 67 (4d44)

>>50813161
I shall become the roller of this realm. Anyone who opposes me dice!
>>
Rolled 8936 (1d10000)

>>
This madness needs to end
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>50818167
And now above 50?
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come on. . .
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

Over 1400 posts.
>>
MY TIME IS ROLL MY TIME IS NOW
>>
>>50818206
All of those have been "broken." I'm pretty sure you're just making things up now.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>50818199
It's because I am.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50818202
Dice, don't you do this to me now!
>>
>>50818189
Most people do call out rule breaches. Right now you're in a unique situation though because everyone is spamming rolls instead of reading the thread.
>>
Rolled 9763 (1d10000)

>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

Roll the dice.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50818202
ᵢ ₙₑᵥₑᵣ wₐₙₜₑd ₜₕᵢₛ
>>
>>50818222
Oh? What jump broke them?
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>50813161
I really need this Jump Chan.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>50818226
Very much so.
>>
>>50818222
Wait what jump is based on another CYOA?
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50818229
Hundred!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50818221
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>>50818206
There's been like 3 replacements, Hero BBS dimensional magic might as well be planeswalking, Fucking NASU gets jumps made for it, and we have at least 3 jumps based off of quests.
Those are guidelines not rules
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>50818241
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50818244
So close, please give it to me.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

I feel this is going to ridiculous lengths.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>50818247
Because I'm reaching towards 80.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50818241
What is this? An illusion?
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

Cmon,let me live a life.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

BIG BANG ROLLHAMEHA
>>
>>50818222
It's easiest to set up a target when you know the person in question is gone, so there's no one to refute or confirm anything, and no one cares enough to actually find out directly. It's a break from shitposting on Red at least.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50818213
Almost there..
>>
Sonic Classic Jump 046:
CP: 1000
Drawback:
& Knuckles [+200]
Metal Destruction [+200]
The Eaten Time [+600]
Location: Little Planet
Origin: Conqueror
Perks:
Spin Dash [200]
Fastest Thing Alive [600]
Eggomania [Free]
Fly High, Gentlemen [Free]
Build My Empire [200]
The Master Plan [300]
The Blessing of the Little Planet [300]
Gear:
Death Egg Schematics [300]

So what happens when you've combined the speed enhancing stepping method of Saru (One Piece) with being the Fastest Thing Alive? Quite frankly I don't fucking know but whatever speed I'm moving at it's only thanks to my abilities from the previous Sonic Jump that I'm keeping up with the world as I move through it. Physics are in a corner crying as I shred every ounce of speed out of my body and then come back for seconds. Were it not for the fact that my biology is completely alien thanks to my time in the Prototype world I'd be devastated even with the protections that the new perks give me. As it is my stock of biomass is slowly but surely going down as I blast past all foes as fast as I can, basically speed running the damn world in an effort to get everything done in time. Each step is a symphony of broken bone and torn tissue but I keep going, hell I need to go faster.

It's an effort to call the little Wisp and then we are one and I am light. I move as a living laser, ignoring outright what before I had been dodging. The rush is huge but I can't stop now so I call forth the Fake Emerald and with it in hand I have a point of symphaty between all Emeralds, by the time that the effect of the Wisp wears off I have two Emeralds in hand and I saved a lot of biomass. Again my body breaks as I continue to move beyond the limit of safety. A month of running later and I was done. My biomass was back to it's original level, and gathering that much had been a pain in the ass but the timelines were saved.

That was about the moment when Metal Jumper lopped off my head with a copy of Jumpseiga.
(To be continued)
>>
>>50818259
I'm begging you let me have a chain, I really need this.
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>50818263
*Rolls. And I'm running out of fetishes here.
>>
Rolled 4799 (1d10000)

>>
>>50818267
>What is this?

Madness.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>50818267
I like my drinks with some dICE.
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>50818267
My madness is bleeding into your reality
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

Haven't even gotten a fae roll...
>>
>>50818257
>There's been like 3 replacements
Name them.
>Hero BBS dimensional magic might as well be planeswalking
The spark lets you move through omniverses. That's not offered anywhere.
>Fucking NASU gets jumps made for it
Not considered porn by our definitions. It's jumps that don't have a real setting except sex.
>and we have at least 3 jumps based off of quests.
Not CYOAs.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

NORMAL CONSECUTIVE ROLLS
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>50818285
See I forgot to roll again, I need help!
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50818286
It occurs to me that I rolled a 100 a while ago. I don't care anymore.
>>
Rolled 8858 (1d10000)

>>
>>50818278
Are you seriously defending the guy that's saying we have no rules?
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

Dice, don't do this to me.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

ANARCHY IN THE ROLL
>>
Rolled 204, 241, 318, 22, 347, 329, 256, 308, 181, 333, 189, 252, 324, 337, 287, 58, 42, 201, 188, 52, 336, 181, 309, 64 = 5359 (24d365)

>>50813161
Instead of starting a new thread, we need to roll back the clock.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

please?
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

Throw me a chain,lady
>>
Rolled 1559 (1d10000)

HELLO DARKNESS

MY OLD FRIEND
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me I beg of you.

>>50818305
In a mass roll which doesn't count, you won't be satisfied without a true crit.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>50818310
I thought we were friends, dice!
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

ROLL IMPACT
>>
AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50818318
Pretty please?
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>50813161
Let this end. . .
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>50818331
Dice, you came back for me!
>>
HYPER ROLL DYING MODE
>>
Rolled 342 (1d10000)

I NEED TO SUCCEED HERE TO GIVE MEANING TO MY LIFE.
>>
Rolled 3081 (1d10000)

>>50818326

I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50818339
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>>50818242
It would take too long to list them.
>>50818248
The quest ones. Not like it's a problem.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

Cmon jumpchan,i'll be entertaining for your boredom,please.
>>
>>50818342
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50813161
Pretty Please with Sugar on Top?
>>
>>50818342
This is inhumane.

>>50818344
Do that, but 33 higher!
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>50818345
>>
I hate you all.
>>
>>50818352
DICE DON'T GROW ON TREES
>>
Rolled 2073 (1d10000)

>>50818346
I WANT.

I HAVE TO.
>>
Rolled 9586 (1d10000)

>>50818347

BECAUSE A VISION SOFTLY CREEPING
>>
>>50818354
>It would take too long to list them
So they don't exist, then.

>The quest ones.
Quests aren't CYOAs. This is shown by the fact that they have their own board and we're not forced to go there. CYOAs as we use the term is something exclusive to jumpchain, CYOA Gen, and branch communities. 'Choice image' is more specific if you ignore how we evolved to mostly use PDFs in this thread.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL ROLL
>>
Rolled 55, 44 = 99 (2d100)

>>50818365
Dice get back here damnit!
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

REALITY MARBLE: UNTILITED ROLL WORKS
>>
Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

>>50813161
In a rolling pair-a-dice
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50818362
Forgot to roll. Pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50813161
I fucking need this so desperately.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>50818374
SHIT
>>
>>50818296
Halo, Sonic, and Sailor Moon are all replacements.
Hero BBS only stops you from going to licensed worlds.

As for porn Senran Kagura got a jump.
>>
Rolled 3034 (1d10000)

>>50818378

LEFT ITS SEEDS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>50818381
YOU WERE ONE OFF, DEAR GOD WHY?!

OH MY GOD.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50818381
Now you're just taunting me!
>>
>>50818379
I can't even keep track of what's going on in this thread, but you're one to talk about not producing evidence.
This thread is on a crash course to hell. It would take longer to type up a list than there's time for it to live.
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50813161
This thread is going to be brought up in the future as our shame but I don't care, I need your favor Jump Chan.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

We're actually going to hit 1500, what the fuck.
>>
Rolled 9866 (1d10000)

>>50818403

AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN

STILL REMAINS
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

ZA ROLL
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50818406
I'm 3/4ths of the way there!
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

I think this thread going to make 1500 posts.
>>
>>50818400
>Halo, Sonic, and Sailor Moon are all replacements.
No they're not. QS and Kotor agreed on Halo. Wakfu opened all his jumps up. Sonic isn't being replaced.

Replacement jumps refer to when you do this shit without jumpmaker permission.

>Hero BBS only stops you from going to licensed worlds.
So it can't replace the spark.

>As for porn Senran Kagura got a jump.
Now you're shitposting. That game is entirely SFW by 4chan's standards.

>>50818410
There is no list.
>>
>>50818379
Quests are identical to the old choose your own adventure books.
That's literally the definition. The fact that what gets called a cyoa on 4chan is completely different has nothing to do with it.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>>50818360
Cmon i'll even learn to cook to you.(with i wanted to invest some points to be better anyway).
>>
700 or so rolls, two 100s. Damn guys.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50818398
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

FINAL GETSUGA ROLL
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>50818422
Okay, keep inching along like that and we'll be good!
>>
Rolled 2036 (1d10000)

>>50818418

WITHIN THE SOUND

OF SILENCE
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50818421
You mean ZA ROLLDO!
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please come for me I have been reduced to senseless begging for a while now.
>>
Rolled 3900 (1d10000)

doot
>>
>>50818434
There are no rules.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

One more roll.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50818445
Ah, what was it then?
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

TITAN SHIFT: ROLL TITAN
>>
>>50818309
So now everyone has to either side with the rules autist or the guy arguing against the rules autist? You're probably going to have to do this full time if ASA keeps building from whatever dirge makes over on SB.
>>
>>50818436
>That's literally the definition.
Are you like, actually from Spacebattles? Do you not know how the /tg/ CYOA community works? What we do is not the same as Quests.

>IT has nothing to do with it.
It has everything to do with it. It shows you're being a pedant instead of arguing in good faith.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>1504
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>50818448
ZA WAROLLO
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50818440
Let Me live jump-chan.
>>
>>50818462
You're wrong. Go type up your pokemon replacement and see what happens.
>>
>>50815444
Trips and a 9... Is this what we were supposed to be aiming for?
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please let me have a chain.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

ROLL O: ACTION!
>>
Rolled 7107 (1d10000)

>>50818447

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turn my collar to the cold and damp.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>50818441
What are the odds they weight it towards giving lower numbers?
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>50818474
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50818468
Dice, we can do it!
>>
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1 = 6 (4d4)

>>50813161
There are four threads ahead of us. Once the have passed and this thread dice, the heavens shall hear our thunderous roll and we shall ascend to jumpchan.
>>
4 more
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50818472
Oh hey, I did the thing. Now, where was I? Oh, right.

MADOKAMI GUIDE MY DICE!

>>50818490
Oh hey, fey.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

CRITICAL ROLL
>>
>>50818471
Doesn't matter how this community works.
'Words are words. They have meaning for a reason.
I don't use SB, but just because you start using a name wrong doesn't mean you've changed how things are.
>>
>>50818488
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night

AND TOUCHED THE SOUND
OF SILENCE
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50818490
...well fuck.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>50818497
I DUNNO BOUT YOU
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me my great mistress!
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50818477
Boy oh boy, Give me a chance lady.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>50818497
I believe in you dice!
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>50818503
>Madokami
>69
...uh, Madoka...I think we need to talk...
>>
>>50818404
no, it was 2d100.
>>
Rolled 9331 (1d10000)

I'm at a party where I know everyone and I hate myself for failing half my classes. Please.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

OGENKI ROLL
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>50813161
I don't care if you waifu me or not, just let me have a chain. Please?
>>
>>50818479
There's no rules.
>>
Rolled 880 (1d10000)

>>50818512
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>50818518
BUT I THINK I'M BOUT FUCKED
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50818518
Close.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50818518
AHHHH

>>50818522
Don't give up!
>>
>>50818511
>Doesn't matter how this community works.
Then, again, you are being a pedant and not arguing in good faith.
>>
>>50818503
>MADOKAMI GUIDE MY DICE!
>Rolled 69 (1d100)
It may be time to take a hint.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50813161
Has anyone ever seen a 1d100
>>
Rolled 3669 (1d10000)

>>50818530
THEY'RE PLAYING JAZZY MUSIC HELP.
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>50813161
I won't give up on my chain no matter what.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

FINAL ATTACK ROLL
>>
Rolled 6740 (1d10000)

>>50818539
>>
What if jumpchain becomes delete on sight because of this thread?
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>50818541
LEGO MY EGGO
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>50818544
SO MUCH TO DO
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50818521
I have nothing to live, lady Jump-chan, please give me a chance
>>
>>50818490
Mab grabs yet another lost soul for her harem.
>>
What if I told you that the actual win condition was to reach 1500 posts?

Congratulations, thread.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'm going mad, only a chain will heal me now. I beg you Jump Chan.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50818497
I WILL ACHIEVE HEAVEN-uh, I mean, JUMPCHAIN!

>>50818548
I don't like where that hint is heading...god or not, she's still, like, 14 or something at most.
>>
>>50818547
I dont' think anyone has argued in good faith during this entire argument.
This is just a free for all shitpost fest.
Nobody is being genuine. At least I hope not.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

OMEGA ROLL
>>
>>50818565
Then they exceeded expectations.
>>
Rolled 571 (1d1337)

>>50813161
>>50818522
And the dice believe in you.
>>
Rolled 3578 (1d10000)

>>50818555
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50818560
SO MUCH TO SEE
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>50818557
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL ROLL

>>50818565
I want to believe
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>50818552
>>
Rolled 4119 (1d10000)

>>50818556
They let /mgcyoa/ stick around, didn't they?
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50818564
We've gotten something like ten 1's and only 2 100's.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

MAXIMUM ROLL
>>
>>50818556
Not a bad end. Just move into the IRC.
>>
>>50818568
>she's still, like, 14 or something at most.

Isn't she technically infinitely old?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50818576
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS
>>
>>50818556
I find that doubtful, but if that is the case I assume we migrate somewhere else and continue business. JC is too strong to let a little thing like not having a thread slow us down.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>50813161
I need a jumpchain, please Jump Chan I beg your favor. I have a MIGHTY NEED!
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50818579
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50818565
If that's the case, then the first jump I'm going to is Classic Sonic. So I can create an army of robots and have THEM roll for 100s.

>>50818579
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>50818565
I'd like that.
>>
>>50818556
Then I'll actually make an SB account.
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

LIMIT ROLL
>>
Rolled 5749 (1d10000)

If I get this I swear there will be an Engine Heart jump by christmas.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50818595
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Will to fight diminishing but I can still keep going!
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50818602
MY MADNESS IS YOUR MADNESS
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>50818563
Cmon,Give me a chain lady
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

SENKETSU ROLL
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

How is this thread still alive?
>>
Shoot your body
Into the moonlight
Even if I
Tried to cancel
Oh, the pictures
Into the mind
There's a flashing in my eyes.
Don't you see my
Commission?
The picture?
There's com- and runn-ing again,
Can't you see now
Emotions
Riding into your mind...?

Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this place before!
(Higher on the street!)
And I know it's my time to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Whooooaaa!!
Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this time before!
(Higher on the beat!)
And I know it's a place to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Yeeeaaaaaah!!

Save the future
Into the present
See my past feels
In the distance
Try to guess now
What's going on
And the band begins to play.
Don't you see my
Commission?
The Picture?
There's come and running again,
Can't you see now
Emotions
Riding into your mind...

Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this place before!
(Higher on the street!)
And I know it's my time to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Whooooaaa!!
Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this time before!
(Higher on the beat!)
And I know it's a place to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Yeeeaaaaaah!!
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

Can we make it to 1600?
>>
>>50818586
Nine, i think. Maybe ten. And... two sounds right.

>>50818618
Shrek?
>>
>>50818596
Having it in the IRC would solve the shitposting problem since the mods can just ban Timmy, and not that many SB people go to IRC anyways.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50818618
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
>>
Rolled 389 (1d777)

>>50813161
>>50818568
It is our diceteny!
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50818625
YOOOO
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>50818625
DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>50818630
Because salt is great for preservation.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

DONT LOSE YOUR ROLL
>>
>>50818565
Then I can finally stop feeling like shit all the time.
>>
Please, soon.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>50813161
I prostrate myself before you and beg for your favor in the form of a chain.

Should I feel bad about starting this whole constant rolling thing?
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

Someone's made a new thread.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>50818641
>>50818637
HEY NOW
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

Waifu Me JUMP-CHAN!!!
>>
Um, what?

>>50818624

How did we get another thread?
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50818649
Has there been a second crit?
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>50813161
Last thread on board roll.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

Cmon, i'll pledge my life to you Jump-chan.
>>
>>50818649
THIS IS YOUR FATE NOW
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

I HAVE NO MORE SIGNATURE MOVES
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>1600
THE NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS!

>>50818662
Nope.
>>
>>50818656
YES
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50818658
YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

Just under the wire
>>
>>50818669
A kick to the dick?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50818661
By breaking the one thread rule they open it up to more rolling!
>>
Rolled 3926 (1d10000)

i might give up on the 10000s after this post
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50818661
Ignore their salt. If they can't wait five/ten minutes for this thread to end thats their problem.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>50818668
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

I WILL NOT BOW
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50818663
Until the end.
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25 (25d1)

>>50813161
This is it, the end of the roll! This is, in fact. my final throw!
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50818668
YOU WASTED A POST, YOU COULD HAVE ROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!
>>
speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

running with my car
running in my dreams every night
born to overtake, born to race and to overdrive
drive

engine's over the red degrees
and my
heart beats as much as I can't breathe
but I
don't want claim any stop
they wanna say I'm quitting

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

squealing off the tyres
skidding to the left and the right
right
my step on the brakes
rear vision mirror to spy
spy

engine's over the red degrees
and my
heart beats as much as I can't breathe
but I
don't want claim any stop
they wanna say I'm quitting

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

speedy speed boy

running with my car
running in my dreams every night
born to overtake, born to race and to overdrive
drive

engine's over the red degrees
and my
heart beats as much as I can't breathe
but I
don't want claim any stop
they wanna say I'm quitting

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face

speedy speed boy - gasoline's burnin' in
speedy speed boy - as fast as I can be
speedy speed boy - every night and day
wind is on my face
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50818679
GET YOUR GAME ON
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

I wonder, is it Lady Jump-chan that is keeping the tread alive so she can see who will go ?
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50818673
Don't care, more rolling.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50818661
I'm kind of tempted to make a roll in that thread. Not going to do it but it s tempting.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

A KICK TO THE DICK
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

They see me rollin'
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>50818691
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>50818697
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>50818701
JUMP CHAIN
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

WASH AWAY THE ANGER
ANGER
ANGER
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

Man, this thread is the longest one yet.

>>50818713
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE UPSET THE NATURAL ORDEEEEEEEEEER!
>>
>>50818709
Someone already did.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

Never stop rolling everyone!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50818712
It seens you are another one
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>50818712
Woooooo!
>>
Guess you're ready'
Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out I wanna go come along... get it on!

Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Don't be lazy
'Cause I'm burning for you
It's like a hot sensation!
Got this power
That is taking me out
Yes I've got a crash on you ready now ready go!

Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gonna take my car
Do you like my car?
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big show!
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

NO FEAR NO PAIN KUUGA
>>
>>50818713
THIS IS
IN FACT
MY FINAL ROLL
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50818711
They hatin'
>>
>>50818712
The last prophet!
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50818721
What is love?
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

last chance
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>50818712
THE BENEFACTOR TAKES ANOTHER! THERE IS STILL HOPE!

>>50818733
YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
>>
>>50818722
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN...
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Grant me my chain great mistress!

>>50818733
You have said that before, it is always a lie.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

READY TO GO, COUNT TO ZERO, KAMEN RIDER AGITO
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>50818733
FUCK
>>
>>50818733
Apparently your last roll was your final roll...
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>50818741
That's just cruel
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

Maybe this is my chance to go ?
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>50818741
I felt that, physically. The pain is real.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50818734
Patrollin' tryin' to catch me rollin' dirty
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>50818725
Amusing.
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50813161
Running out of time I beg for a chain!
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50818743
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN...

[spoilers]You didn't roll anon.
>>
KUUGA Revive yourself with burning blood
KUUGA Energy made of pride
KUUGA To be strong and powerful...
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

Rolling for last roll!
>>
>>50818748
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50818761
THIS ISN'T OVER YET!
>>
>>50818761
Fate is croll.
>>
>>50818764
GOD DAMN IT JUST ONE, PLEASE JUST ONE. ALL I WANT IS ONE 100, PLEASE!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50818772
miib?
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

Give me a Chain please!
>>
Let it die
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

Leave them far behind!
Gonna get over the top!
Meta-morphing!
Masked Rider KUUGA!
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

I'VE REVEALED TOO MANY FETISHES TO NOT GET A 100 NOW, JUMPCHAN.
>>
Modern talking, modern walking in the streets.
New desire.
Take me higher,
Lift me higher with your speed,
I need fire.

Get the satellite if you want to see me.
Talking on the net,
I know the way you like it.
Get your credit card,
'Cause I need no money,
All I wanna get is you baby.

Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be.
I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me.
We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free.
I'm just running in the nineties.
Yes I wanna know, yes I wanna see.

Cyber talking.
Cybersex is on the line.
New desire.
Take me higher,
Boost me higher with your mind.
Set me on fire.

Get the satellite if you want to see me.
Talking on the net,
I know the way you like it.
Get your credit card,
'Cause I need no money,
All I wanna get is you baby.

Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be.
I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me.
We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free.
I'm just running in the nineties.
Yes I wanna know, yes I wanna see.

New desire.
I need fire.

Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be.
I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me.
We are running in the nineties,is a new way to set me free.
I'm just running in the nineties.
Yes I wanna know, yes I wanna see.

Take me higher.
Lift me higher with your speed.
I need fire.
Get the satellite.
Talking on the net.
Get your credit card.
All I wanna get.

Running in the nineties.
Running in the nineties.
Running in the nineties.
Running in the nineties.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>50818775
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

Got to get one before the thread ends.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>50818779
ONEHUNDO
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>50818781
FUCK I FORGOT TO ROLL SHIT.

>>50818787
NEVER. BEGONE MANYFISTED ONE! BEGONE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>50813161
I am a broken man, please have mercy!
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

Give me the Chance
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

Literally this is impossible.
>>
No Fear No Pain
Ones who destroy and ones protect
No Fear No Pain
Must find true answer right in there
>>
Wait, I already rolled a hundred.
>>50816839.
I'm just going to stop now.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

COULD WE ACTUALLY HIT 1700 POSTS?!
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>50818770
WASH AWAY THE ANGER ALL THE STAINS OF TIME.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>50818796
POWER, GET THE POWER
>>
>>50818787
With manyfists come many rolls
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>50818798
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU, JUMP-CHAN, FUCK YOU.

>>50818810
WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50813161
I'll never fucking stop, please a chain would save me from this madness!
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

Dreadful history...
Let's just rewind it to zero
Hero's someone to be the only and good
Jumping over that cliff
Now is the time!
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

I think it's going to make 1700 posts. Huh.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>50818815
!!!
>>
>>50818815
I guess Jumpchan likes dirty talk...
>>
Pressure level zero
Engine checking ok
Average meters

Sweating by your temples ,steering wheel positioned
tires under pressure
everythings ok

Heavy rain pushing the started of your car
Heavy brain cause you know it can drive you mad
Pay the price feeling the power in your veins
Roll the dice once again

Speed, Speed lover games not over
Hot glitters on the track
Speed, Speed Lover
Countdowns over
Running to win or die
Speed, Speed lover control on your motions
Turning like a master

Twenty laps to go
Chasing on your glory
Blood is under pressure
Everythings ok
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50818812
BUT THERE'S NO MEMORY IT'S ONLY DRY INSIIIDE
>>
>>50818815
I...I'm free. I'M FREE!
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50813161
Fucking give me a chain already dammit!

>>50818815
Come back for us. . .
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>50818815
grats on getting what will likely be the last 100
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

Leave them far behind!
Gonna get over the top!
Meta-morphing!
Masked Rider KUUGA!
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

Keep determined everyone,Giving up is NOT in a jumper spirit.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>50818815
You did it!
>>
>>50818832
Ah, but did you roll a 1?
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50818826
BUY ODIN'S BEER
>>
>>50818832
But can you do it again?
>>
Well, 1700.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

Why so cruel, Jump-chan?
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50813161
Never going to give up.

>>50818837
I'll keep going next thread if I have to!
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

As you become stronger, it becomes important
To judge what you use your power for (your very own)
Brandish it—once you get everything through fear (don’t make a mistake!)
>>
>>50818815
>>50818832
YOU DID IT BRO
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

Another dice
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>50818848
>1700
>>
Give it you dirty whore
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

Come on...
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

POWER to TEARER—strength of the heart
Just now, a time to be tested
A destroyer becomes a protector, control with that wish
POWER to TEARER—now tame it
If you immerse your body in
That ancient power, the mission is about devouring or being devoured
Wow…POWER to TEARER
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>50813161
Come for me!
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>50818831
IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER...
>>
Rolled 71, 22, 65, 87, 75, 75, 49, 100, 27, 44, 9, 87, 28, 88, 54, 30, 76, 17, 30, 66, 83, 98, 99, 40, 33 = 1453 (25d100)

>>50818861
You didn't even get dice
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>50818855
Please don't.
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5081886
>>
>>50818826
>>50818827
>>50818834
>>50818837
>>50818857
SWEET VICTORY!

>>50818847
>>50818850
Yeah, but I rolled a 100 earlier and it counts even though it was 1d25 because it does, shut up.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

Wow, giving all these 100s? Might want to close your legs a little.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

POWER to TEARER—if you’re going to challenge
Even if it’s faint, there is light
Even if it’s an uncontrollable reality, there’s a chance so don’t miss it
POWER to TEARER—try to defeat it
Let the unknown power run berserk
When you’ve made it your own, you can go on to the next stage
Wow… POWER to TEARER
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

Never give up, never surrender!

>>50818877
They are already doing it there. . .
>>
Rolled 71, 28, 37, 11, 54, 1, 82, 97, 37, 96 = 514 (10d100)

>>50818877
FINAL MOVE
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50818877
Next threads looking a bit salty. They should have let it die out naturally.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

Lets Go ,Jump-chan.
>>
>>50818883
Mab steals your 100 and ejects you from the harem.

Continue rolling.
>>
Rolled 58, 6, 60, 20, 46, 92, 29, 1, 21, 2, 55, 12, 54, 91, 76, 74, 36, 83, 18, 67, 82, 21, 38, 55, 92 = 1189 (25d100)

It's gonna be alright.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>50818870
...INTO A PEACEFUL LIFE
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

Protect strongly, steadily, the wishes and dreams in your heart
Don’t lose sight of the future you’re heading to
>>
Rolled , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , = 0 (25d99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999)

>>50813161
Perhaps a final final roll.
>>
Rolled 73, 6, 52, 66, 95, 39, 59, 18, 88, 81, 85, 63, 46, 89, 36, 19, 38, 69, 71, 94, 28, 67, 98, 2, 78 = 1460 (25d100)

>>50818876
What do you know. Letting go is the answer.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50818891
I guess it wasn't meant to be...
>>
Rolled 14, 70, 28, 42, 63, 77, 12, 88, 64, 54, 88, 11, 81, 62, 10, 75, 41, 70, 47, 38, 1, 63, 42, 23, 10 = 1174 (25d100)

>>50818896
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50813161
I fucking need this win Jump Chan, give it to me!
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25 (25d1)

>>50818900
Or will it?
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50818900
Not even one.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

POWER to TEARER—strength of the heart
Just now, a time to be tested
A destroyer becomes a protector, control with that wish
POWER to TEARER—try to defeat it
Let the unknown power run berserk
When you’ve made it your own, you can go on to the next stage
Wow… POWER to TEARER
Wow… PUTOTYRA
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>50818903
AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

Lets Do This.
>>
>>50818907
I HAVE ACHIEVED MASTERY OF THE VOID! Jumpchan comes for me at last!
>>
I just realized that we've passed 1700.

DON'T GIVE UP, ANONS, THERE IS STILL TIME!

>>50818896
No. Fuck you. I'm keeping the 100.

Besides, that was Jump-Chan. She was guiding my dice, remember? So it was all part of her plan. Sadistic bitch.
>>
Rolled 29, 58, 19, 6, 75, 39, 44, 27, 62, 10, 52, 45, 36, 70, 55, 77, 68, 81, 34, 24, 36, 44, 49, 87, 86 = 1213 (25d100)

>>50818912
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Rolled 29, 86, 69, 24, 3, 31, 61, 65, 82, 43, 18, 22, 95, 25, 94, 85, 24, 2, 40, 94, 45, 84, 21, 66, 79 = 1287 (25d100)

>>50818918
Not for you, m80.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>50813161
If you give me a chain I won't drag this into next thread. . .
>>
...How are we still here?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

Pu-to-ty-ra, Pu-to-Tyrannosaurus!
Pu-to-ty-ra, Pu-to-Tyrannosaurus!
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>50818912
What's the maximum number of dice you can roll?
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25 (25d1)

>>50818920
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Rolled 88, 28, 77, 11, 21, 66, 62, 38, 75, 4, 5, 69, 49, 90, 5, 10, 81, 80, 65, 31, 28, 23, 82, 59, 28 = 1175 (25d100)

>>50818928
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Rolled 11, 9, 25, 30, 55, 91, 91, 32, 6, 74, 78, 100, 29, 35, 33, 30, 39, 74, 57, 81, 90, 78, 81, 5, 10 = 1244 (25d100)

>>50818932
You wot?
>>
Set me down
Set me free
Set my heart on fire
Set me high
Let me be passion of desire
Love me love me baby, c'mon I'm so ready
C'mon... into your fire

Yeah
I'm fly for your desire... a wing of fire
I control my body living in the sky-ai-ai-ai

Oh oh oh, supersonic fire (fire, fire)
It's a danger for me, baby please set me free
Take my flame and my desire
Oh oh oh, supersonic fire (fire, fire)
It's the game that I need
Let me fly let me be
And my body is on the higher (higher)

Take me high take me out
Tell me you're in action
Let me see what you need:
All my love reaction
Hold me, kiss me baby
Tell me you're my lady
C'mon...you're my desire

Yeah
I'm fly for your desire... a wing of fire
I control my body living in the sky-ai-ai-ai

Oh oh oh, supersonic fire (fire, fire)
It's a danger for me, baby please set me free
Take my flame and my desire
Oh oh oh, supersonic fire (fire, fire)
It's the game that I need
Let me fly let me be
And my body is on the higher (higher)

Take me high take me out
Tell me you're in action
Let me see what you need:
All my love reaction
Hold me, kiss me baby
Tell me you're my lady
C'mon...you're my desire

Yeah
I'm fly for your desire... a wing of fire
I control my body living in the sky-ai-ai-ai

Oh oh oh, supersonic fire (fire, fire)
It's a danger for me, baby please set me free
Take my flame and my desire
Oh oh oh, supersonic fire (fire, fire)
It's the game that I need
Let me fly let me be
And my body is on the higher (higher)
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50813161
Please I need this Jump Chan.
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