Elf Thread: Cwissmass Edition

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>Greetings, elf speaking here. Currently visiting the realm of Earth while remaining hidden, as in disguising myself as a human in accordance with dimensional travel laws to prevent unrest and chaos... And Apparently I just learned about this yearly tradition these humans of Earth celebrated called 'Christmas'. Which involves them putting up astrology themed decorations and small pine trees with illuminative devices. Also this traditional holiday of theirs revolves around a charitable saint named Nicholas, better known by these humans as; 'Santa Claus.' I'm amazed that Saint Nicholas utilizes these 'elves' for labor in manufacturing toys he gives for all the good children. One might think its offensive and insulting that those "fellow" elves being used for unfair labor to make toys is an insult to the elven race, but honestly, I and many other elves could care less about these "Christmas Elves." I doubt those troglodytes being used by Saint Nicholas are even elves but are just Goblins trying to consider themselves as elves just to feel less bad about their inferior selves... So what do you think I should do in this Christmas holidays while visiting Earth? Also I'm glad I arrived a few days later and not around three days ago. Heard there was a brutal incident where people where killed and or injured in a market place due to some reckless carriage driver from what I heard from a Dwarf who's also visiting this realm of Earth. So any suggestion?