>These four are now roommates
What happens?
>Then there is the neighbors
>>50794825
After one night, there are only three room mates.
>>50794825
>Abaddon
Jock who has too many loud parties and wrecks everything. Constantly clashes with Celestine. Mutual hatred and sexual tension is through the roof.
>Celestine
Politically active educated girl, believes in making the world a better place. Driven to the point of insanity by Abbadon's constant everything. Secretly wet every after every argument.
>Inquisitor
Beta girl constantly jealous of Celestine's superior looks and intellect. Does everything she can to tear others down to reinforce her strict worldview. Can't stand the techpriest's autism. Overachiever.
>Techpriest
While everyone else is busy doing inferior flesh-based things, he's locked down in the basement, building the ultimate feat of engineering, a machine that will render all else superfluous. Incredibly autistic. Literally no interest in socializing.
>>50795071
So Big Bang Theory.
>>50794825
>All My Zealots was filmed before a live studio audience.
>"Who dared to get engine oil all over the Talon of Horus?"
>"01000010 01100001 01111010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01100001 00100001"
>*Audience laughs and cheers and claps*
>"PURGE THE HERETIC"
>*Screaming*
>"BEHOLD THE POWER OF DRACH'NYEN!"
*Increased screaming with chanting*
*The warp corrupts the flow of time*
>All My Zealots was filmed before a live studio audience.
>"Who dared to get engine oil all over the Talon of Horus?"
>"01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01110000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01101001 01110101 01110011 00101110"
>*Audience laughs and screams and claps*
>"Oh you."
>Ad break
>>50794825
They demolish the neighborhood trying to kill each other.
>>50795159
Maybe? I've never seen it. But those are incredibly common sitcom tropes, which is why I chose them.
>>50795159
WAAAGHZINGA
>>50794843
>Korpsman
Hates the new neighbors and has an elaborate tunnel system thoughout the neighborhood may or may not watch you will you sleep.
>Catachan
Love able goofball always seems to "know a guy" and throws the widest famliy reunions
>Tallarn
Is restively nice and mostly would like to work on his personal lemen russ would totally sit down and drink tea with you
>Cadian
Is uptight about everything and calls the cops if he even suspects somethings going down
Inquistor's hatcandle falls off, sets house on fire.
Ordo Domestos declares the site excommunicatus.
>>50794825
Undergrads.
Are those fucking flowers? Is she going on a date. Is she going on a date with Belisarius. This is now my headcanon. GW better work that in as a subplot in the Cadia book or I will write a series of letters in an increasingly large comic sans font.
>>50795213
>I've never seen it
Keep it that way
>>50794825
Sorry to be that guy but... Where the hell is that Techpriest model from? Is it Scoria? I need this in my life!
Also to OP, either amusing High-jinks (I'm thinking more community than Big Bang) or serious hardcore sexual violence
>>50795670
>more community
Yeah, that's what I had in mind when I said >>50795071 rapidly followed by
>serious hardcore sexual violence
Man I am out of the loop. When did Celestine get a new model?
>>50795733
Like, today. Check the catalog.
>>50794825
>that inquisitor
>>50795168
I laughed harder at this than I should have
>>50794825
It's a damn shame that Celestine is fucking fat.
>>50796629
>This is bait
Anon, you know just as well as I do that she's wearing power armor, and that the mini is only a few inches tall. Between those two factors, she's not gonna have a waist like your anime waifus. Under the armor, she's got a waist and body like pic related. And we all know it.
>>50796686
>forgot pic
Fuck
>>50796629
I'm pretty sure it's part of GW realizing that a leather bodice does not actually count as armor, so they're putting armor under the leather bodice, making the stomach section look larger.
>>50796703 still has good taste though.