anybody has the mage one?
last one. I got no source, I just know there are four of them at least, but I only have three on my computer for some reason
>>50762518
>owblear jerky
Yeah, good fuckin' luck with that.
ok I got it!
>>50762528
Who has a lock box but no key to open it?
Posting some more loadouts
Actually, that's all I have. I wish there were more of these things.
anyone have 40k guardsmen loadouts or any other races?
>>50766898
I thought this was a survival kit to survive on the planet mercury.
>>50769212
Well, they did do desert training, just in case.
>>50765169
>rations (3 days)
>shown: maybe like two meals
Have some RL kit.
>>50769414
>>50769420
>>50762528
>cleric
>manacles
That's a nice touch.
>dwarven gear
>razor
Yellow card.
>>50762687
>The poncho wizard looking for the rest of his mariachi band
I'm going to play this,
>>50762687
The monkey skulls always bother me. It's just.. have I been adventuring all wrong? I've never even had ONE monkey skull and this guy has three.
Should I have monkey skulls? What does this guy know about magic, adventuring and monkey skulls that I don't?
>>50772594
That's a bard, anon.
I mean, the character concept's great, but that loadout is for a bard.
>>50772665
>summon a monkey as familiar
>every time a familiar dies of old age, keep it's skull
>>50762518
>>50762528
>>50762567
>>50762687
>None of these include iron spikes for wedging doors open or shut, the literally most useful dungeoneering item
Loadout sucks dick. Our last TPK was because we only brought 20 iron spikes with us and that wasn't enough.
>>50772769
The OP loadout has iron spikes near the top-left.
>>50772807
Well fuck, you're right. But three ain't gonna cut it. Make it 30.
>>50772769
Iron spikes are too heavy. You hit encomberance far too easily. If playing DnD and can afford an immovable rod it is probably the most useful item you will ever have. I've killed/escaped more monsters with it than any magic weapon
>>50772327
You need a razor to keep your beard even and to remove split ends. You don't want to end up with the name 'Scruffy'.
>>50772665
FOMOOMS is pretty common in the wizard community.
Fear Of Missing Out On Monkey Skulls.
>>50772824
Thirty is a good number. Do you suppose though that the quantities shown in the images represent the actual number of each item the character brings along?
>>50772327
What if he has a shaved head?
>>50772327
>Not keeping everything neat and trimmed down below so you can braid it properly
How are you going to convince the Dwarven Ladies to go down on you without a proper pair of knob handles?
>>50763773
>shorts
Hey, fuck you man, cargo shorts are both comfortable and useful.
>>50763773
I spent a few minutes to just really take it all in. I vomited.
Anyone have the pics of Gropey's IRL adventure stuff?
>>50773024
>Hey, fuck you man, cargo shorts are both comfortable and easy to wear.
ftfy
>>50772921
Where the fuck do you keep thirty iron spikes?
>>50773156
I want to say this is it.
>>50773582
>star chart, wax seal, ??? ... pages with weird alphabets and sample texts
>magical cards, money, bag, spellbook, wand?, keys, mana potion? mystery bag? more star charts?
>more paper, wooden block? dice, metal quill, giant key, bandage? thimble? lockpick set? candles, another mystery bag, string, ring, salt?, giant fat pencil, chalk.
oh, and the mystery tiny jar too. How close are my guesses?
>>50762554
>spare magic sword
It's almost as though this image was made in jest!
>>50773582
No, his was more practical, less magical. A hatchet, cook pot, flint and steel etc.
>>50773497
In a bandolier.
>>50773497
Unless you have a bag of holding, i hope you have a mule
>>50773759
This is where Strength 18(00) comes in, I guess.
>>50773737
Check the archives. I do have his /cgl/ EDC with a bunch of his clown shit if you want.
>>50773582
Gropey's stuff is more fighter/utility than magic user.
>>50769395
Well the character is only 20kg
>>50773582
Maaaaaybe it's this one?
>>50774238
Thats one of them! thanks!
>>50769395
>>50774115
You could say.... She eats like a bird.
>>50763773
I see he's got that monster condom for hisMAGNUM DONG
>>50773024
>>50773289
>wearing cargo shorts past middle school
Screencapping and posting on /fa/ so we can have a laugh.
>>50775274
Cargo shorts are practical for festivals. Shorts, so they don't get muddy/wet around your ankles. Plenty of pockets for putting things and sneaking booze into the arena.
High enough to not interfere with the wellies.
Sturdy, so they don't get ripped to shreds.
Light, so they dry out when you get rained on.
>>50775274
>hours of squats
God damnit it was good up until that part. Squats are a meme, but not hours of squats. Should have made his calves huge, with a gallon of milk and the starting strength book next to him.
>>50775532
It's from a /fa/g they go out of thier way to avoid being fit or learning about fitness.
>>50763773
lost it at the book of all things
>>50775274
what do you do?
tuck your trousers into your wellies?
>>50775795
M8, trousers go OUTSIDE the boots. Otherwise water will drain off the trousers and into your boots, flood them, and fuck up your feet.
>>50774238
Anyone got a list of what everything is?
>>50772685
>spellbook
>>50776094
Then blouse them, that way they're both tucked into the boots while also providing a cuff for the water to roll off of without getting inside the boot
>>50776274
Roll off to where? Inside the boot again?
Consider that you could be wading through literal feet of mud, here. I blundered into mud that deep last festival I went to.
Looked like virgin ground, turned out to be thin mud floating on top of regular mud feet deep and saturated with water.
It's easier just to put them over the outside of the boot, or wear shorts.
>>50772769
>the literally most useful dungeoneering item
[lamp oil molotov cocktails intensify]
>>50772685
I forgot it was impossible to play an instrument if you weren't a bard
>>50776094
>>50776274
>>50776340
GUYS! Guys, what if...
Puttees.
>>50776424
Good luck finding those on amazon.
Trousers-outside also works for motorcycling, where you need to shed water that hits you at high speeds.
If I get rained out at a festival this year, I'm probably going to just resort to the bike gear and wellies.
>>50776461
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=PUTTEES
Oh look.
>>50776478
Also, good luck putting them on in a tent, while hung over.
>>50776506
Get some modern one piece ones.
>>50763530
It's a trick lockbox to fool his party's rogue. He actually just carries his stuff on him. He knows any thief is gonna steal the lockbox and leave his dirty beerstained robe pockets alone.
For bonus points, the lockbox is filled with snakes just in case it gets picked.
>>50776207
In >>50774238
Just some crap I threw together for a thread like this, with a lot of other stuff being left out from being left in my car from the last event.
*Wool blanket
*Storm latern (extra candles not shown)
*Tin lined copper cookpot, with iron feet and handle
*Haversack
*20 feet of 3/4", three twist jute rope, with forged eye hooks spliced to the ends.
*Linen towel
*Wooden noggin (handled bowl)
*1 spool heavy linen sewing thread
*1 spool waxed sinew
*Small mirror
*Gully pot with waxed linen lid filled with wound ointment
*Brass tweezers/nail pick/ear spoon
*Horn comb
*12 feet clean linen (bandages, wrapping, whatever)
*Cotton drawstring pouch
*Belt axe
*Leather belt pouch
*Pewter spoon
*Jack knife
*Flint and steel
*Whistle on leather cord
*Playing cards
>>50776640
oh, and my clay pipe.
>>50763773
>>50773024
agreed, where I live the typical summer afternoon reaches 110 Fahrenheit(43.333 C) with 100% relative humidity.
do not sneer at the shorts. do sneer at the sandals with socks...
>>50762567
Why the knuckle bones?
>>50778245
Used for a lot of old gambling games. More widespread than dice.
>>50763773
>Bad Mother Fucker wallet
Hey thats a cool wallet