Your shot misses. Instead it hits...

>>50755643
(You)

>>50755643
The old lady behing your target. You monster! Think of possible casualties next time! Why do you think the police don't shoot during a hostage-situation?!

>>50755730
>Why do you think the police don't shoot during a hostage-situation?!

Fear of potential lawsuits.

>>50755643
Whatever is next in line, duh.

>>50755643
If you shot TO miss and missed, should you hit?

>>50755643
Nothing, the shot simply ceases to be if it doesn't hit.

>>50755643
The table
The barkeep should stop drinking on the job if he can't even pour me a drink

>>50755659
Fpbp tbqh

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>>50755659

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>>50755847
The truth is out there, anon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

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>>50755643
Your shot hits for maximum damage, overpenetrates and continues to also hit...

>>50756332
My party member, who had just teleported behind the enemy in preparation for a nothing-personal takedown. It's the third time this month this has happened, and he's getting pretty tired of it.

>>50755643
the innocent civilians that I told you thousand times where scattered among the enemy

nice going hotshot

>>50757289
Sounds like got one of them bad guys desu, guy probably was planning to blow up an orphanage and dump ebola infected corpses to the water supply.

>>50755643
>Roll a 1
>Shoot self in the forehead instead
>You're dead
>Now roll for weapon quality degradation

>>50755643
its wife

>>50755643
The sheriff.

>>50755643
The target anyway because lucksman and hitboxes

>>50758841
What about the deputy though?

>>50755643
a local chicken. Every local within a mile suddenly realize you are a hostile.

Goddam Elder scrolls tabletop.

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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50755643
The big science thing! Roll to see if it explodes!

>>50761031
Good news, the emergency shutoff triggered and the rods were removed.

Bad news, the entire duchy is now without power as are several small surrounding communities. You're going to be getting a serious lawsuit.

>>50756406
Then he shouldn't teleport into the line of fire.

>>50755643
The cloaked spy passing through to his right

The video will be sent to SIN

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>>50755643
A passing bird.

>>50763614
did that count as a ball?

>>50755730
And now spider-man has to sell his marriage to Satan. Fucking Quesada.

>>50763645
It was ruled a no-pitch

>>50755643
I'd rule it as potentially any creatures within 5 feet of your target, rolling a die to determine who gets hit.

>>50763462
>HOW DEED DIS HAPPEN???

The hull.

Roll your damage and pray your vac suit does not get punctured in the meantime

>>50755643
Archduke Franz Ferdinand, nice going asshole

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>>50755643
That hippo's (you just *had* to attack) baby, blowing its brains all over the mother's legs and sending her into a rage.

World of the Lost has been a journey, man.

>>50756216
Hehehe

>>50755643
A ship. Or the planet behind that ship. Your shot fires off into deep space and doesn't hit something for the next ten-thousand years.

Regardless, you have ruined someone's day, somewhere and sometime.

Shoulda waited for that damn firing solution.

>>50764754
I guess you took him out

>>50755643
A school bus driver

>>50761031
Oh cheronkov, why you so purdy.
I wish I still had my 360 and Armoured Core 4 now.

>>50766534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M

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>>50764754
Not again!

>>50767310
I almost want there to be some unlucky planet or space station that realizes it's about to get pulverized by a missile that was probably fired ten thousand years ago, then the player has to scramble to try and stop it.

>>50755643
European top 10 music track! It makes quite an impact on the charts

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An arrangement of barrels of gunpowder.
GET DOWN

>>50757289
If I hit them, they were the enemy.

If I missed them, they were innocent.

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>>50764754
SERB PRIDE

>>50755643
Sorry my dice didn't properly landed on the table.
Can I reroll?

>>50755643
Bard did a charisma check to seduce the sexiest lady in the tavern.

It worked, but on a MILF and her daughter. At the same time. They both had genital lice.

Mr. Johnson's suitcase, sending a fine particulate into the air.

Roll to resist disease.

>>50755821

Only if you roll absolutely horridly

>>50767714
I...
What?
Explain that fucking picture mother fucker.

>>50768565
Yet you can't even get the gun right.

>>50770763
It's a man and his fursona killing Archduke Furdinand, causing World War 1, which inadvertently causes World War 2. What's there not to get?

>>50767966
I am DMing a game where a PC tried to hit a giant space monster with a missile, but missed. The missile is out in there somewhere in outer space now.

I am thrilled to have the missile make a comeback in the worst way possible.

>>50767714
Now, this picture is obviously just plain wrong, and this is not how history went down.
Franz Ferdinand wasn't driving the car.

>>50755643
The point of diffusion where it no longer poses a threat.

>>50755643
I love shit like that personally. But I mostly play a system where anyone can get "combat shooting" which mitigates the problems if shooting into combat.

If you didn't thing learning how to shoot in combat without problems was worth the effort, your deserve to fuck up once in a while.

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>>50772432
>the projectile appears to have traveled along this vector
>perhaps it originated from [location where the space monster battle happened]

That sounds like a fantastic easter egg.

>>50758069
ha i got a one, turns out my weapon was so degraded it didn't kill me

>>50755643
The Russian ambassador to Turkey.