When did the Emperor grow a beard?

>>50748063
When did Jesus become white?

>>50748078
Jesus's father is God, so he's at least half white.

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>>50748078
Jesus has been white since at least 500AD.

>>50748063
The Emperor, being a biomancer, looks like whatever he wants to.

>>50748856
>>50748078


The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia

N' uh, the second son of Pope Alexander

The sixth of Rome N' once the picture was shown

That's how the devils tricked my dome

>>50748184
But god doesn't exist?

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>>50750545

Prove it. :^)

>>50748856
>brown eyes
>white
Choose one.

>>50751400
/pol/ get out reeee

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>>50748063
Nice desaign GW.

Sigmar is a great surveyor of beards.

Emps cant grow a beard, he's native american. Its his biggest flaw as a father.

>>50752705
Blizzard copied GW first!

>>50753000
Warcraft 1991
Age of Sigmar 2015

>>50752977
>native american
Wasn't he from anatolia? He should've had a beard.

>>50753036
Warhammer Fantasy 1983
Warcraft 1991

Blizzard copied GW.

>>50753132
>Blizzard copied GW.
Where?

>>50753161
everywhere

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>>50753170
>everywhere
Pre-Blizzard tyranids

>>50753182
Hi Zerg

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>>50753182
post-Starcraft tyranids

>>50748184
Why would God have genes for a recessive phenotype

>>50753194
Funny you should point that out, because SC1 Zerg looked nothing like that.

>>50753113
He's so native american!

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>>50753214
Yeah, totally different heads and hands

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>>50752705

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>>50753307
>Threatens you by killing himself

Leave Britney alone

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>>50753243
starcraft invented boney claws

>>50753194
You mean post-Alien/Jurassic Park Tyranids. Nice try though.

>>50751400
fuck off pisshair

>>50753307
The funny thing is he's talking about WAR, and WAR fucking sucked.

>>50753199
Same reason he needs a spaceship, presumably.

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>>50753331
>>50753421
Nah, Alien-like were genestealers, I mean post-starcraft tyranids

>>50753836
>Alien-like were genestealers
visually, genestealers were nothing like the alien

>>50753000
Blizz just copied orcs color, while GW stealing almost everything for AoS, Stormcasts looks lik paladin and priest sets, their HQ looks like golden Ulduar

>>50753199
So that his son wouldn't be black, obviously.

>>50750574
I have faith in that he doesn't exist, and you guys put faith above everything else...so I win

>>50748063
why is that pic of such terrible quality?

>>50753650
no it didnt, i played a black orc and the missions were very in-character and sufficiently orky.
just the two faction system was a bust, as was the PVP. tho the sieges were kinda nice

>>50748063
Ulric ascended to godhood and remplaced Sigmar without telling anyone.

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>>50748063
Some tales remain yet untold.

>>50753199
>recessive phenotype
Someone failed high school biology.

>>50751400
We both know that the only test for whiteness is whether you have pink nipples or not.

>>50754304
>Stormcasts looks lik paladin and priest sets

No they don't.
Stormcasts look like Sanguinary Guard.

>>50755562
It's also important to know what those nipples taste like.

>>50748063
Pretty sure that's Sigmar or something.

>>50753307
This would make a perfect Dark Souls boss.