How would you justify a BBEG dressing like this?

>shitty "BBEG" thread

Again?

No particular reason. Fashion isn't always rational.

I wont
I will be honest and say "the BBEG is a scantily hot chick, because that is cool"

>>50724033
have you tried fapping before making your NPCs?

I wouldn't

>>50724033
It excites her.

>>50724033
She is literally a whore.

>>50724033
Femme fatale as a BBEG. Simple enough.

>>50724033
They work as a stripper and it's 'sexy soldier night'. Other theme nights include prison guards/inmates, schoolgirls, and sexy mental patients

Hmm.. I'll use that idea for my next oMage campaign

>>50724033

I wouldn't. Shit is retarded.

>>50724033
Magic energy shields and titty hypnosis of course.

>>50724033
she has every right to dress however she wants to

"Credible threat"

The BBEG *wants* to be underestimated.

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>>50724033
Plot twist.

>>50724033
Because she wants to.
You're not enough of a threat to wear armor, or pants.

>>50724221
yeah sure, you can wear the whore uniform if you want to, but you kinda lose the right toe get mad when people think you're a slut.

>>50724033
I don't have to justify anything to you or my players

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>>50724133
>Femme fatale
>Dressed like a cheap whore from the slum

Attention whoring.

>>50724250
>Implying the BBEG cares about what you think
>Implying she doesn't enjoy the moment dumbass adventurers break in realization they're about to be beaten by someone wearing a thong.

Kojima certainly knew his audience when he created this character. The bullshit explanation for why she's naked was especially rich.

>>50724033
Can we all agree that Quiet is the worst "love interest" in all of the Metal Gear games?
Can we also agree that she ranks pretty low on the best girl totem pole?

>>50724033
Why would you need to justify it?
She's a villain.

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>>50724285
Reminded me of

>>50724285
Didn't he openly declare he did it all intentionally for cosplay reasons and because tits?

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>>50724033
It's their culture and totally not my fetish

>>50724033
Please masturbate before posting on /tg/

>>50724033
Hella hot climate plus not giving a fuck.

>>50724495
>>50724072
No fun allowed, am I right fellas?

Because she wants to feel sexy. Nothing wrong with that. Gives the party a hint that maybe evil is not her only motivation.

Because she can
and you can not

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>>50724033
Make her a priestess of the goddess of fertility.

>Nudity Makes them Stronger

>>50724033
She has chamaleonic powers.

>>50724033
Tats.

>>50724631
Beautiful tats all over my back...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF6ct9ZEq5s

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>>50724033
>I don't have to justify myself to you, you little pissant!
>I was through being a murderous puppet of the twisted whims of governments and tyrants long before you crawled out of your soiled nappies!
>Now stare at my tits, damnit!

>>50724033

Aliana was the colonel's daughter. Though entitled to her position due to her family's connections, Aliana wasn't without skills that helped her thrive in the position. She would dominate the room when she walked in, regardless who was there. When someone needed to be executed, she always did the work. Aliana insisted on the easiest tactics, regardless of the ethical repercussion. Aliana was a psychotic dominatrix She cursed at the soldiers, gropped them, forced them to go down on eachother, and when daddy wasn't around, Aliana would wear a skimpy military suit, flaunt herself infront of the men, making advances with a sneer of threat. Men who had a choice knew better than to pursue the colonel's mad daughter. It was always best to obey. And if hiding in the hot, disgusting jungle for months waiting for the players to come around the corner was what she wanted, It was what Aliana got. Any time away from the Colonel's daughter was time better spent.

>>50724033
she could have gotten back from a bracing swim

she could have been enjoying a night of passion and been interrupted by the party, but was sensible enough to go for weapons before clothes

she could have been dressing up for a casual night at the club when the party bursts in and the rest of her clothes are laying on the dresser or the bed or the couch or whatever.

its only as weird as you make it.
and you can make it pretty NOT-WEIRD if you use your noggin

Shapeshifting entity that uses seduction.

>>50724033
"She breathes through her skin."

My players fall to the ground, ashamed of their words and deeds.

She has an extremely high metabolism and is always hot, thus she needs to scantilly dress herself or not at all.

>>50724033
Why wouldn't a BBEG dress like that?

Succubus.

>>50724033
Fortitude ●●●●●

>>50724033
Her skin is photo-synthetic.

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>>50724101

>>50724033
BBEG is a cosmic energy being from beyond space and time. Human form was assumed on arrival to go incognito until strong enough to complete its plan. First person it found was a cosplayer or something. It literally has no idea this isn't normal.

>>50724033
Monk. Problem solved

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>>50726206

>>50724266
>posts a hermaphrodite

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>>50724495
>>50724072

I can't be the only one that gets even wilder ideas AFTER fapping. Before fapping yeah, you think about vanilla fetishes and boobs, but that's it. Imagination goes wild when you're in the middle of a wank, it's basically brainstorming.

>>50726241
go on, uncrop the whole page

>>50724033
Supersoldier with bulletproof skin doesn't give a fuck.

>>50724449
he said it was to troll the western games media who wouldn't look past her outfit, and that sexy cosplay and "the actress is stunningly beautiful" is a fringe benefit.

>>50724553

I quite like this interpretation of necromancy

>>50724033
They're in a jungle, so it's hot, and damp.

Last time I was in a jungle I striped down to my boxers and some gaters. Begrudgingly adding pants after getting malled by insects.

that or rule of cool

>>50726186
my sides

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The dumbest part about "breathes through her skin" is that there's another character who does that already in the setting.
This guy. Kojima should have put The End in a speedo.

>>50726490
Did you even beat the game? In the credits timeline, it says Code Talker stole The End's corpse and reverse-engineered his abilities. That's how characters in V can do the same thing.

>>50726490
>The dumbest part about "breathes through her skin" is that there's another character who does that already in the setting.
Did you remember Quiet had her lungs burned out? Y'know, that entire thing at the start of the game.

That's why she breaths through her skin. The End didn't have the issue of immolation of his internal organs.

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>>50724033
She wants to distract her opponents.
She's a black widow like bbeg who wants the heroes to give her the dick before she kills them.
She's actually not the bbeg, just a masochist girl the bbeg found that wants to be beaten up by the pcs. The bbeg changed her shape to match hers And then told her to get beaten up to her hearts content giving her the time to enact her masterplan. The shapechanging spell didn't include the clothes.
The bbeg is the politically omnipotent leader of the Exotic Prostitutes's guild. They have to foil her plans to corner the world market of cheap exotic pussy.
The actual bbeg is pic related. She's her clone that passed from an alignment changing portal in a famous portal.

IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>50724033
She's superdurable and her clothes are not, she's just so used to this that she doesn't give two shits
In fact her fighting style involves liberal use of incendiaries and calling in artillery strikes on her position, she wears that shit not cause it shows skin, but cause it's cheap and she only needs a belt to carry shit around

>>50724033

So you regret your words and actions.

>>50724434
I can't really argue with that, who doesn't like big tits?

>>50726490
You just want old man butt, don't you?

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>>50726828

Old man tits actually.

Do you know how bad that cartridge belt would chafe. There is no way those grenades would stay attached either.

>>50724148
>sexy mental patients
There's no such a thing

>>50724266
What are you implying? That femme fatales have to be knowledgeabe of high couture to get their certifications?

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>>50724285
It's not a fair fight, how can any of the other MGS girls compete with best girl?

>>50726546
>She's actually not the bbeg, just a masochist girl the bbeg found that wants to be beaten up by the pcs. The bbeg changed her shape to match hers And then told her to get beaten up to her hearts content giving her the time to enact her masterplan

I might just steal this

>>50724033
They are an intergalactic sex-criminal.

>>50724033

Poor taste. Not unheard.

>>50724742
sir yes sir

>>50724033
She packs heat, she can dress any way she damn well wants.

>>50726751
Quite a few people, actually.

>>50724033
They're a character in a fantasy setting why does their clothing matter?

>>50726505
The corpse that exploded?

>>50726751
Me.

>>50727467
Armor stats, of course

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>>50724033

All textiles are blessed by the Good Aligned goddess of textiles and fabrics and so execessive amounts of clothing burn evil doers.

>>50727665
Couldn't they just wear leather and furs for clothing instead?

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>>50727701

That wouldn't be very villainous though, would it? To just bow down to the whims of the good gods.

No, instead they'd ride around naked in their quest to overthrow the yarn and thread forces of good.

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They're powerful enough that clothes and armor don't really do much. And they're personality is of the flaunty type.

That's all you really need if you want a hand-wavy explanation without resorting to full on "because I say so".

>>50724033
>How would you justify a BBEG dressing like this?
She's a massive slut

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>>50724033
"It choose me, we wear each other. Isn't this beauty divine?"

>>50724033
>Immortal empress that seduces a variety of suitors, hoping to eventually generate a successor to surpass her
It's still magical realm material, but at least it makes sense.

>>50727905
It'd be pretty villainous if they killed the followers of the good gods and made garments from their skin as retribution.

>>50724033
Because she can both pull it off and get away with it.

Who's going to stop her?

>>50724033
Uhhh, skin secretes explosive compounds, which are part of the villain's powerset.

>>50728265
Well, we are. Not because of how she dresses, mind. The slaving and the murder.

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>>50727006

>>50724033
She doesn't think you can hurt her.
She's right.

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>>50724033
>AS I LEAD MY MIGHTY LEGIONS, I SHALL WEAR WHATEVER I PLEASE.
>WANNA FUCKING FIGHT ABOUT IT?
t. Rudolf Messerschmidt, the mighty warlord.

And thus, the party went to war.

It's a gonzo post-apocalyptic setting, so everyone is a bit fucked up, including her.

The outfit can suit a raider type for sure.

>>50728473
Sad thing about this is asylum beauties became a stereotype way back in victorian times when in-laws would get rid of their "burderns" by commiting them after Sonny went to war in India, Africa or something.
And of course because victorian times were the apex of civilization, the fantastically intelligent and moral doctors freed those poor women instead of making easy money by charging thugs for some quality time with the inmates...

>>50727625
Well maybe she's got natural armor

>>50724033
The party kicked in the front doorwhile she was getting out of the shower. She had just enough time to throw on underwear and grab her Web gear before facing the group. She just rolled with it, because the hallmark of a good leader is never show stress while under pressure.

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>>50728078

yeah sure, if you want to become the evil goddes of leatherworking.

And that's a good way to become a rival to the currect evil goddess of leatherworking and tanning.

>>50724434
Thr irony is that Sorc's tits likely have the best reason for existing.

>>50724033
How do you justify women's pants having small pockets, or no pockets at all when women have complained about these very problems.

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This is the variant for baddy in DnD 5e Hoard of the Dragon Queen

All my players (male and female) loved it

>>50724221
Kill yourself, feminist.

>>50724033
Majesty 5 + striking looks 2 + Dominate 5. Why fight the enemy yourself when you can make them fight each other for the glory of serving you?

>>50724033
>justify
I cannot recall the last time I justified something instead of just doing it and refusing to explain myself.

>>50724033
I would justify it by saying this is a bbeg from a really shitty japanese game that is their equivalent to cod.

>>50724033
The game got old before they unlocked her Sniper Wolf costume, and the Metal Quiet costumes you get before then a super shit?

>>50727045
She's not even legal yet!

>>50724033

"WELCOME TO MY MAGICAL REALM, PLAYERS!"

>>50724553
While I do believe this theory is bullshit in its own context, it is what inspired me to have a young woman BBEG who became a necromancer, not to resurrect her dead family or whatever, but because she was born infertile and became obsessed with obtaining motherhood through magical means instead. Necromancy is just one aspect of that pursuit.

>banning the girl talking about shoes
That's a new low, mods

>>50732374
any proof they did that, or are you just blowing it out your ass?

>>50732374
>shoes are traditional games
Are you OK? Do you have brain damage?

>>50727045
She's an Emmerich now, so anyone she loves is just going to die.

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>>50724434
The funny thing is that the sjw outrage, Kamitani being a smug cunt about it and their outrage over his smugness got the game tons of publicity it wouldn't have gotten otherwise.
Which helped it become a commercial success.

>>50729266
Is it this one? >>50724553

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>>50727045
>liking little girls over mature women
Also isn't Sunny autistic or something?

>>50724033
They want to.

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>>50733319

>>50724033
Because nanomachines, I mean parasites

>>50733319
That's so painfully simple there's no way that can be true. There has to be a reason, some overly complicated reason for her to dress like a tramp!

>>50724033
>How would you justify a BBEG dressing like this?
I don't have to explain myself to you, you bitch.

>>50733782
Whoa, that's evil.
I'm going to put a stop to you and your thongs.

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>>50733319
can't argue with that

>>50724033
Out of game.
>I like it.

In game.
>likes showing off
>exposure is more comfortable
>different cultural values
>too naive to understand
>too stupid to understand
>powers ruin clothing
>powers detrimentally ignore clothing
>powers are affected by clothing
etc.

>>50724033
I would fap and then use a good design.

>>50724072
I consume copious amounts of alcohol and/or drugs. I keep a pen and notepad nearby. When I wake up the next day I see what I wrote and just go with that.

>>50730742
Left

>>50733842
>not wearing the helmet
She's setting a bad example.

>>50732772

No one is man enough to sleep with the boss. The only man whoever tried-- died. And then Boss delivered his baby while storming the beaches of Normandy.

Because she is The Boss.

>>50732772

The Boss is fucking fantastic.

I especially enjoy that probably the most liked and important female in the franchise actually has nowhere near as much porn of her as any other important female character because that just doesn't sit right.

>>50724033
It's Champions 5th Ed. I don't have to explain shit.

>>50724033
She was lit on fire (twice) and her gas exchange tissues are pretty much 100% scar now.

Unlike the old guy who wore leaf camo, who still had functioning lungs.

>>50727025
Not the anon you replied to but yes. The femme fatale stereotype requires high fashion knowledge. Camo shorts and bikini bra falls more under the amazon stereotype.

>>50736688
But wouldn't he still need a lot of exposed skin for his photosynthesis to function.

>>50726241
I've seen so many crops of this Vietnamese children's book but never a full page

>>50724434
One semi-antagonist in a game I ran was a young lass who preferred going shirtless. Her reason?

She simply prefers it. That's it.

>>50735434
The overall quality of the character tends to have a negative impact on the amount of porn there is of the character.

Not evil, just need good dicking

>>50727552
>expecting kojima's shit to make sense

The guy has been more or less full hack mode ever since MGS2.

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>>50726259
I don't think that's the case. I think she was meant to be genderless until she made a choice, unless the manga went into more detail than the anime.

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>>50724221
>"Ma'am please put on the hazmat suit their are contagions in the air and the soldiers will think you're a dumb whore."
>"I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT."

>>50724033
Mental instability.

Being in a tropical zone.

Pretending to be the slutty eye candy and propping up a puppet "BBEG"

Cultural reasons.

>>50724482
All these people telling me to jerk off before coming here, and I always find myself doing it afterwards instead.

>>50724221
Having a right and exercising it are two different things.
You have a right to commit suicide right now, yknow.

>>50733355
Actually that was her dead mothers adventurers clothing, and her mother wore it because it was the traditional dress of her homeland.

There was an arc where they visited it and everyone dressed that way.

She wears the clothing to feel strong and powerful as her usual personality is actually quite shy and timid due to being traumatized by her mother's murder as a child. Even when wearing the clothes and having a confident personality, she still faints at the sight of blood.

>>50738535
>You have a right to commit suicide right now, yknow.
No you don't.
Suicide is against the law.

>>50738040
And you never will, the full page can very well be considered NSFW and this is proper Christian image board!

>>50726751
pedos, gays
I like them in general, but they gotta be in appropriate time and place. Porn? Aw yep. Combat, especially with ""justified"" bikini "armor"? Expect spergrage.

>>50726468
explain

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>>50732461
>elf mad jelly
Don't worry, little girl, you're still the best.

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>How would you justify a BBEG dressing like this?

The players are fun hating privilege checkers who hate white people having fun.
Ez/

>>50724033
>like this
Why would you want that? It doesn't even look sexy, just skimpy.

>>50724033
BBEG is like 12 years old, she doesn't understand the concept of modesty, they don't make armor her size and even if they did she's too physically frail to wear it on regular

BBEG is inhuman creature with body of 12 years old, she stays near naked on purpose to make humans uncomfortable and she's so powerful that any man-made armor would only marginally improve her defense at the cost of hindering her mobility

if you recognize that doujin, you're now obliged to a smug response

>>50738752
>if you recognize that doujin
I don't but I would like to. Pls link.

>>50724033
Succubus or Vampire Queen. Any sort of villain for whom sexuality is a weapon.

Could be she's trying to play mind games with the male members of your party. Make them roll cha saves to attack her.

>>50724033
Only clothes she has left after escaping the destruction of her base.

>>50738540
See? Sexy AND interesting.

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>>50726275
I have the same thing happen to me!

Before fap
>The BBEG is a big-titty evil dragon that considers one or more of the PCs her propery

After fap
>The BBEG is an unstable female dragon, who's 'human' form is slightly wrong. She kidnaps people to lay her parasitic eggs in them (womb for females, abdominal cavity for males). The eggs subtly brainwash the person to be protective of the eggs and, as the eggs mature, they are able to repel harm through low-level spells. The eggs hatch and eat the host from the inside out, keeping the host alive by eating less-essential organs first and pumping them full of healing spells. When the dragon has matured enough, and the host's insides are composed of just a heart and lungs, (keep in the mind the host's 'pregnant' belly would be cartoonistly large at this stage, immobilizing the host) the dragon bursts from the host and devours them wholly, completing it's gestation stage.

>>50738634
>le only guys who don't like big tits are pedophiles

ebin meme my dude xD

>>50738241
>t. salty mustard race

>>50739002
Slayers was pretty dope.

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>>50738769

Giving heroes boners increases the chance they'll do sexy banter instead of interfering with the evil plan. It also raises the chance that they'll give up trying to stop you and join you. And that they'll not kill you after your plan gets thwarted but instead try to redeem you with cock.

Honestly, every villain should try to be a sexy woman, they'd live longer.

>>50724033
SLUT
L
U
T

>>50724033
SHE BREATHS THOUGH HER SKIN PHOTOSYNTHESIS GIUZ!

>>50740439
>putting sticks down the dickhole

THAT IS NOT (NOT) *NOT* OKAY

IT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD DOUJIN UP UNTIL THEN

>>50741165
>2016 and not having a sounding fetish.

I bet you read the newspaper.

>>50727045
Saying Best MGS Girl is basically saying least retarded at the Special Olympics.

>>50724033
She enjoys looking slutty and being cold.

>>50738600
No it's not. Assisted Suicide is. Basically you're not allowed help

>>50726751
That one guy from Kotaku, who got buttblasted over Sorc's titties so Kamitani drew three shirtless muscled dwarfs flexing for him so he could be less upset

>>50741459
>Assisted Suicide is.
And even that can be done legally when the assistant is police officer.

>>50724033
Almalexia from Morrowind has a nice justification.

Azura's curse made every dunmer's skin ash colored so Almalexia dresses like that to show her golden skin as a sing of her power being too great for the curse to affect her

>>50739719
>NEVER EVER'd by Miyazaki and Kojima
Sad!

>>50724033
>ctrl+f
>not a single mention of glamered armor
Come on, buddy.

>>50741459
In the US, suicide is considered a crime for the purpose of allowing police officers to break into a private location and stop it without fear of being sued by the owner of the location for unlawful entry.

Pretty sure they can't actually arrest someone for trying to kill themselves, though.

>>50724033

Her sweat releases mind control pheremones or something.

>>50742762
>Pretty sure they can't actually arrest someone for trying to kill themselves, though.
Not "arrest" in the sense that they go to court, but they can absolutely detain a suicidal person and put them in a hospital or mental ward for it. Someone who is actively suicidal is not mentally competent and can be detained for their own and other people's good.

>>50732081
Stealing this.

>>50726275
Fapping before posting on /tg/ is one of the leading causes of degeneracy and perversion here.

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>>50724033
Just make her face suitable progtagonist. Clothists x Nudists.

>>50724553
Well Jason Schreier is also a god awful writer on top of everything.

>>50739081
How do you call the "internal devouring" fetish?

>>50743161
Parasite, usually.

>>50743008
I'm honestly on here 80% of the time because I'm edging and need to look at another tab for a second.

>>50741165
Normally, I'd agree

But dominant lolis make it acceptable to my penis

>>50724033
She's the BBEG of an EVIL organization. She's stacking the deck against getting killed for the top spot. She's rather her job listing was moved to harem than morgue.

>>50739141

Look at the angry pedo, everybody.

>>50748724
Pedos don't get angry

>>50750622

You'd know.

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>>50741487
Do you mean THIS pic? Though yes, I remember that whole kerfuffle and thought it quite queer that someone would get so upset about tits in a game. Then again, the last couple of years have seen people get butt-hurt about what I thought were inconsequential things. Looks like I was wrong.

>>50751113
Based georgeK working the numales into a shoot

>>50724033
The game takes place over the course of 6 hours.

She was dressing up for her boyfriend. You killed him by accident in a crossfire right outside what was to be their new home.

She doesn't have time to get dressed she wants your ass dead.

>>50751113
I do indeed. Thanks for pulling it up

>>50724033
BBEG is obsessed with seducing lonely nerds

>>50724033
Same reason anyone else dresses like this. Mental disorder.

the real question is why you have a BBEG at all, instead of having the PCs be heroes and villains simultaneously.

>>50728513
This is a really good idea

>>50728513
What does "gonzo" even mean in this context?

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>>50754933
>gonzo
It's actually a genre in this context, sort of a crazy, semi-surreal situation, the sort of post apocalypse setting where you might have radiation giving people superpowers or you might go from encountering B-movie robots to getting raided by Mad Max folks
At the most extreme it's things like the BBEG might be a moon wizard trying to merge ancient moon magic with the scientific wonders of the ruined modern age, at the least extreme think Fallout and all the shenanigans a bored player would get up to

>>50724033

>breathes through skin
>will suffocate in normal clothes

That's how.

>>50755003
So basically it has nothing at all to do with how the word is used in other contexts, got it.

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>>50755112
Actually it is, the term in this context was inspired by the Muppet, not the style of journalism

>>50724033
>BBEG: Hey kid wanna /ss/?

I mean really it's easier to justify on the BBEG than anyone else except maybe hookers. They're crazy and evil they don't gotta explain shit.

>>50755096
>breathes through skin
>has half her body covered in clothes

I don't know why nobody's mentioned it yet, but normal clothes would allow you to breathe through your skin.
A light robe doesn't really hinder air movement.

>>50726259
>She's a girl now

>>50755603
>she was dumped for a tentacle monster

Just thought I should share:

>>>/cgl/9270931

>>50755096

Even for that purpose her outfit is pretty shitty. Leona from King of Fighters wears about as much cloth (If less) and yet her outfit doesn't look like it gives a painful wedgie if she runs.

A sports bra and short shorts would have more skin while also being a more practical outfit. That top gives no damn support and would be horrible for physical activities.

>>50724033
She's a tactical genius? Doesn't require much. I mean, the best part of, forgive me here, Psycho-Pass was that while Makishima could handle CQB, he didn't need to. He was better at arranging situations that left the rest of the characters in a bad bind. Maybe the BBEG is as nasty as that.

Now granted, I can't justify that belt. Let's go ahead and face something, her knife is the only thing she'd really be able to quick draw because that holster is going to be flapping at her side constantly. And 2 incendiary grenades on her front? Oh god no, one face-plant with momentum later and there's gonna be hell-fire and brimstone.

>>50724033
If the developer was just honest and wanted people cosplaying the character and thus why the outfit is that way. I would be ok

His explanation is shit, specially when there are other characters in the game series that breath the same way and his wearing a lot of heavy clothing and camouflage crap and also a sniper.


If blizzard would be honest, yes we made the character this way so we could see cosplayers in tight clothing.

>>50738278
what anime

>>50724033
I don't. Instead I have the BBEG dress up practically because my setting is not a juvenile neckbeard anime trash setting unlike whatever OP's picture originate from.

>>50756640
Could be Knights of FPSidonia.

>>50734480
There is some sort of sexual relationship between the Boss and Naked Snake. I'm pretty sure it was something Freudian going on there.

>>50736747
IIRC he only does it when he is actively sniping, Quiet had to do it all the time. Her arc was the best in that game too. Fug.

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>>50724033
I don't gotta justify shit.

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>>50756898

>>50756936

Nah, their relationship was master and student. There was a deep love and admiration there, but it wasn't sexual. Only Eva is like "MEN AND WOMEN CAN'T BE FRIENDS SO YOU MUST HAVE FUCKED THE BOSS" because Eva is a little ho, and that's the only kind of relationship she really knows how to have with a man.

>>50726241
>>50726316
>>50738619
very well what is the source of this crop?

It makes my dick hard, and it's not like I have players to play with anyways.

>>50757397
I think there is an attraction there. The same style of relationship between BB and Ocelot.

>>50724033
Vanity
Or secret servitude to an even greater BBEG

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>>50757648
Best I can do...

>>50751113
>Then again, the last couple of years have seen people get butt-hurt about what I thought were inconsequential things.
It's not only in the last couple of years, like you had the whole "D&D is statanic", before that the Comics Code Authority or people being triggered by Elvis. You will always have people getting butthurt about everything, internet just make them more visible.

>>50757815
that is probably enough for me to find the rest. Thank ye kindly based anon.

>>50724107
pretty much this

peasant girl who whores her way through power both political and personal.

Seduces powerful figures and directs their policy from the shadows, acquires magical items and tomes from clients or the money she gets from them, and even goes as far as turn your party against one another (DM finds that guy that fucks everything that moves and uses him to doom the party).

eventually she gets so good at seduction and magic she turns herself into a full-fledged succubus

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>>50724033
Sometimes, she pulls on it so hard, she rips the clothes!

>>50724107
She isn't though. She's an assassin, one that just fails to kill her target constantly, falls in love with him, and then saves his life.

She is a really shitty assassin.

>>50724033
>Chaotic evil
doesn't give a fuck

>Neutral evil
doesn't give a fuck

>Lawful Evil
all women in her culture are expected to wear this

>>50757876
After D&D and rock music it was video games for a long time, too.

>>50724331
Raiden is best girl of the MGS series.

>>50758646
They don't call him Jack the Stripper for nothing.

>>50748724
a classic Kafkatrap, 3/10 made me check to make sure I wasn't on tumblr

>>50758354
Wouldn't she want to stop seducing after getting powerful enough?

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The same way I'd justify dressing a player character like this: I felt like it.

>>50755635
What a bunch of dumb cunts

>>50755648
This post is very suspect

>>50766497

Suspect for being what?

>>50726751
I tend not to like them much. But I'm more about the shapeliness of them than the size. If they're big just to be big, then they tend to look like sacks of lard strapped to Jabba the Hutt. Gotta have an appealing shape to them, not just size.

>>50764364
nah she quite likes fucking

I mean you wouldn't expect a fighter to stop fighting once powerful enough

>>50756280
I don't understand this numale millenial mentality where developers and publishers have to put out a dissertation and testify before congress on why a character design is a certain way before they're allowed to like it.

>>50764848
How many penalties are you generally willing to accept for impractical weapons and armor?

>>50726943
something something giga drill break

>>50758399
She was real trooper in the beginning. Kept going even after being set on fire.

>>50726241
>>50757648
>>50757815
>>50757891
>>50738040

It's one the author's works http://kissmanga.com/AuthorArtist/DOUMAN-Seiman
I can't remember which since they kinda blend together in my mind, but they're all pretty good.

>>50767343
True dat. Have to justify every goddamn thing these days. God forbid you like something thats considered weird or immoral. The shame brigade is why Trump won, and now we're all going to be Russian by the end of the decade. Political correctness is the downfall of the western empire.

>>50766715
This.

>>50724033
She breathes through her skin.

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>>50769068
This man breathes through his nose.

Hes really, really gay.

>>50768655
Well with quiet they expain it in game and it was stupid even in a metal gear game since they already had a character that breath with its skin. The old guy didn't go to war in a bikini.

That is my only grip with the character they give a shitty lore explanation that contradicted the already existing one for tits and ass.

>>50769312
Except, if you actually pay attention, the game explains her that lungs were almost completely destroyed, and she now breathes pretty much entirely through her skin. The old guy had whole and healthy lungs for his age, so he did not need to go to war in a bikini, she does. Your whiny bitchiness is invalid.

>>50769082
Impossible!

>>50769427
Unless you're wearing PVC, clothes don't stop your skin breathing.

>>50769427
Still at least give her a short short. I do not mind boob physics or the ripped apart tights. But having your bikini bottom crawling up your ass mid combat.

I had forgotten about the lungs part. Point taken

>>50769427
>and she now breathes pretty much entirely through her skin

... and clothing which is not PVC or leather would interfere with this... how?

Are we pretending military fatigues are skintight, keeping air particles out?

>>50769450
I never said it did, but the only points she wears clothes other than the beginning where Big Boss sets her ass on fire is when she's captured by the soviets and she begins to suffocate, why I don't know maybe it was plastic based? also the other reason she doesn't wear clothes is that also has to drink through her skin because the fire also destroyed her esophagus, she is sustained entirely by the parasites completely dependent upon them for her basic survival.
>>50769488
read the above.

>>50769068
>She breathes through her skin.

C'mon now, just be sensible. Kojima just wanted her to run around in basically a bikini because it's hot.

It would have be more believable to suggest she's part plant and needs photosynthesis.

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>>50769506
>also has to drink through her skin

>>50769457
I don't disagree on giving her shorts but I don't have an issue with her design. and even though it may be impractical she chose it so she must find it plenty comfortable and functional..

>>50769528
Yeah, she also eats that way too via photosynthesis, you have a point?

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>>50769506
>has to drink through her skin
>Lizard woman confirmed

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>>50769539
>she also eats that way too via photosynthesis

>>50769567
Okay then.

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>>50769570

I'm sorry, I'm not sure anyone can take that genuinely serious. So she sunbathes and has the occasional sprinkle of water to SUSTAIN an ADULT HUMAN, who has no lungs so runs around nearly naked TO BREATHE?

You have made me smile, Anon. I will say good day, and God bless you.

>>50768005
Light armor and a scythe are pretty standard for a wm/fb build.

>>50769583
It's like you've never encountered Metal Gear before.

>>50769583
I'm just telling you what's in the game I don't care if you take it seriously or not, it's justified however poorly. I didn't think eye candy needed justification, but SJW's and feminazi's apparently did.

>>50769603
I know, he sounds completely unfamiliar with kojima's hand waves both within and outside the games.

>>50724033

S/he used to wear the typical eevul fullplate that made her nigh-unkillable but the cleric of the party that previously tried and failed to kill her managed to curse her. Now all clothing is uncomfortable to her and the stronger the armor, the more it chafes and burns her skin. Thus she wears as little clothing as possible and searches for a way to break the curse whilst simultaneously playing up the seductress angle to hide the fact that she actually CAN'T wear armour to save her life.

All of her remaining cloting is actually enchanted to grant her minor regeneration to offset the damage they constantly cause her. If the party steals any, they can wear it for a constant regeneration effect.

>>50769693
I like this.

>>50724515
When you don't aim to prevent your players from getting annoyed and/or creeped out by your more perverted ideas, you're lowering the total fun the whole group is having just to increase yours.
And before someone says "What, so no pretty women?", of course you can have pretty women in your campaigns. Just don't make them wear impractical, revealing clothes when everybody else is wearing kevlar or platemail - it makes most players uncomfortable.

>>50730768
We aren't much better than them but you really aren't ready to leave >>>/v/.
Please go back until you can tell when someone is having a laugh at your expense.

>>50769605
>eye candy
She's not sexy.
She's half nude. There is a difference.

>>50769693
>chafes
So what the curse actually did is make her forget about gambesons?

>>50724033
She is completely immortal and does not care about showing off skin or getting hurt.

>>50769807
She's not sexy to you, she is to me, and apparently to a lot of people, Kojima not-withstanding. So, fuck off, and try not making something inherently subjective into an argument next time.

I say we ban the numales

>>50724033
You can't. It's fucking dumb.

>>50740355
It still is m8

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Quiet is such a poorly thought out character and is just a shitty excuse for fapbait and to lure Kojima's waifu into the studio.
Every decision she makes from her lack of clothing to not speaking in an language is absolutely, mindbogglingly retarded.
We see wind talker change his skin pigmentation just as quiet does, implying that his skin is also photosynthetic yet he is always clothed!
>but h-her lungs
Even the female skull unit wears more clothing than Quiet and they have all the same abilities as she does.
And the whole "silent" thing is stupid as hell, so this assassin extraordinaire can speak English and fucking Navajo but no other language? Why the fuck couldn't she just use wind taller as a middle man?
Why is she so shit?
Why is MGSV so garbage?

>>50769517
>It would have be more believable to suggest she's part plant and needs photosynthesis.
She is though, that's a canon power she had
It's just pre-getting fucked up she could also y'know, eat solid food

>>50769583
This is the same game where a native american bred a kind of bacteria that can convert one atomic element into another and made multiple strains, the same one who bred the parasites that let her do all that bullshit
Metal Gear is full blow superscience

>>50771166
A better question is why she didn't carry around a notepad and pen

>>50764364
>enough
>implying

>>50771166
>Why is MGSV so garbage?
too far

>>50771166
Konami is the answer to all your questions

>>50742833
Because the dead don't pay taxes.
Yet.

Bitch be crazy.

That one and a half cut scene I've seen from the game pretty much confirms it.

Either that or she's high all the time idk.

>>50726751
Ass is always superior to tits

>>50727905
Jesus christ, look at those cheeks

>>50772309
How am I supposed to do that? She's looking the other way.

>>50772386
There's more than one set of cheeks, boyo

>>50772398
You mean the horse?

>>50772434
Look at those quads

>>50724033
Because I said so as a GM. Boom, done.

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>>50771616
>muh anti-english parasite activates if she even tries to write it

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>>50773369

what if she writes in a different language?

>>50724033
>The year is 2070.
>The world is a corporate cyberpunk dystopia, complete with augmentations and all the tropes.
>BBEG is an anti-corporate terrorist punk. Augmented with bullet-resistant skin. Dresses like this to stick it to the man.
>It is your job to stop her before she and her friends cause more atrocities I the name of freedom.

>>50728473
I have a terrible feeling that this webcomic is shit.

>>50738241
Well, that happens when you keep wanting to be done with the series and they keep having you make more of it.
I can appreciate the challenge of leaving things off in increasingly more ridiculous ways, and then having to start up in a new game after having written yourself into yet another corner.
And yet, somehow, with Kojima's absence, the new game makes EVEN LESS SENSE.

>>50769619
Seriously.
Look, a respect Kojima way more than I respect a lot of other writers whose works are full of idiotic asspulls justified as being 'artistic', but the fact that I respect him doesn't change the fact that Metal Gear has always been about 90% asspull.
The Patriots were stupid.
Vamp was stupid.
EVERYTHING IN REVENGEANCE was stupid.
But the only thing that gets people's panties in a bunch is fucking Quiet.
Seriously, people are really easy to troll, if you pick your targets correctly.

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>>50755635
I don't get that board

>>50774206
Dude I agree with you pm all that stuff, but unlike some people I was happy to give the game and characters a chance before I got outraged at a half naked character, my position is that it didn't need justification but once i got to know the character and realized the very good but still asspully reasons she was like that i couldn't see why people were outraged.

>>50771827
No it's not too far. MGSV has the weakest characters, the weakest story and the worst bosses and the worst villain out of any metal gear solid game.
Best gameplay though.

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>Obvious bait
>300+ replies

>>50769517
She is, actually. There's an entire scene that emphasises her inhumanity.

>>50776634
No it doesn't it's got some characters that are very strong some very fun bosses because awesome gameplay, a story that doesn't feel like it concluded because it's conclusion is OG metal gear, and i hated skull face as a villain too but he's not the worst villain out there.

>>50776653
You don't even know what bait means.

>>50774206
>everyting in revengenace was stupid

revengeance is probably the best one desu.

It's got all the lovable weirdness and over the top crap, but you can actually follow the plot direction to an extent.

Kojima really need an editor to make him reel in the constant wank.

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>>50776739
Tbh out of main MGs games only MG1, MG2, MGS and MGS3 have had a decent and easy to follow storyline, with MGS2 having decent but 2deep4u story and rest being more or less shit.

>>50776695
Everything that I disagree with right?

>>50776884
>Everything that I disagree with right?
No.

>>50774069
actually it's fucking good. it's called the punchline is machismo and it gets some good chuckle moments out of it.

>>50769068
Couldnt she just wear a bodysuit ?

>>50777305
no, unless that body suit could breathe like her skin.

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>>50777325
If only somebody were to invent non hermetic clothing.

>>50777344
Dude i know clothing breathes but Her skin was covered completely by parasites, her lungs almost completely replaced by these parasites, her water and food intake completely supplied by the parasites, these parasite needed sun water and air in a way few articles of human clothing could facilitate.

>>50777485
https://www.kiniki.com/collections/womens-tan-through-swimwear

>>50777578
IT WAS SET IN 1970

>>50777344
>she's too sexy, put her in a burka
Feminism in a nutshell

>>50777816
I like this.

>>50755635
>you sound fat

>>50777816
sounds more like sex negative feminism.

the fact i know there is a difference makes me sad