Dirty /tg/ secrets

I have a regular game that I've basically lost interest in. They brought me into the group to be a secondary DM and do a bunch of the worldbuilding, but I'm bored with the game because it's Pathfinder and it sucks dick at high levels. And low levels. I just want to play another system, but everyone else is having fun. So I do it for them.

>>50722758
A number of years ago I did some writefaggotry that was very popular in the thread and I was quite proud of.
Every so often I peruse the screencap threads to see if the screencap shows up.
Sometimes it does.
I screencapped it myself and included some of the praise for reasons.

I still play in freeform RPs. In fact, it's really the only roleplaying I do nowadays.

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>>50722758
I like Drowtales

>I haven't painted since 2000
>Haven't entered any painting competitions since 1995 (no national ones since like 1992).
>Lost all my models moving house

Most of the painting advice on TG is bollocks, washes are for people that can't shade and highlight properly. Airbrushes are great but a lot of people ruin good paint jobs by using them badly. It often looks more like the model was left out when you had decorators in than an intended effect.

I avoid talking about it because I don't have any competition level examples at the moment.

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>>50722758
I'm drawn to tragic female characters and, if given the freedom to do so I would exclusively play women either running from something or with a death wish.

My prime non /tg/ roleplay character is a sue because I don't know how to create compelling characters.

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>>50722758
I hate how one of my friends roleplays and how he can barely get along with other group members at times because he is socially autistic. He has an inferiority complex to top it off
I hate another one of my friends because if he's not leader he'll bitch and whine, one time he started saying "I guess I should just quit the campaign" and another time starting PvP over a small issue of who should be first in line. He also has a inferiority complex because the first guy is better at DMing
I would tell them both to stop it, but in the past when I told them in a more subtle way, they didn't listen and gave me some bullshit overblown reaction

I have no issue with women in gaming as I'm a functioning adult

I have very little issue with the push for inclusiveness as it doesn't actually impact my life and seems to be some distant nonissue since the only time in ever encounter it is when autists on this site dredge up insane blog posts from Tumblr

I have no issue with class systems, dm fiat, not tracking xp, and casually using encumbrance rules

I firmly believe 95% of the 'issues' people post here (edgelords, how do I kick player x, help I've tried nothing and nothings changed) are specific to shitty teenagers since only them and terminal autists could possibly tolerate the kind of shit that apparently goes on in every other game group but mine

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>>50723136
> I'm drawn to tragic female characters and, if given the freedom to do so I would exclusively play women either running from something or with a death wish.

You might just be me.

>>50723605
>I have no issue with women in gaming as I'm a functioning adult
>>50723623
>> I'm drawn to tragic female characters

Since we're on the topic of women, I love Role Reversal settings like Ooku.
Amazon rulership, 3-1 male to female ratios, vanadis and warmaidens everywhere, Athena floating around.
It's fun, especially if you play games with professional women.

I have never played Dungeon World and would quite like to

I also want to play Apocalypse World or MC it

>>50723605
I'm a total polack sexist and even I don't give a shit about the push for women in tabletop gaming. Tabletop gaming is great in that you can just take or leave stuff as you and your friends like.

I DM and don't track exp just levelling people up when they've achieved something or got to a secure resting spot after some encounters does for me and no one complains in my games.

>>50722758
I like dwarfs, dislike the way most elves are played and actually don't hate, avoid and sperg out about any game i find a flaw in.
In my most favorite rpg (warhammer fantasy 2e) i especially like the most hated part of the magic.

Also I play almost every week, sometimes twice a week, and don't just read the books. I also like collecting a lot of games and don't just play 3 things for everything.

>>50722758
The few games I've had fell apart because I was too lazy to GM.

I wrote a few fun RPG systems and never used them either.

>>50722758
I cosistently believe that I'm the best role player in any given group, and obviously my character must be the leader and the protagonist. Sometimes I am right, and it happens, but not always.

My DnD group is 7 people including me and the DM. Aside from us two, only one of the players actually knows how to role play. The rest of the bunch spout memes, forget plenty of info, metagame without even being aware (for example one of the party members is a noble, who was exiled by his brother whom for the time being is the minor evil guy. The moment we hit level three he said in character "I think it's time we take down my brother" ) one player does nothing but rollplays, the other can do nothing but spout memes and play edgelords. Another player is a minmaxing rogue. The noble player i mentioned talks in a forced deep voice that sounds autistic as sin, and doesn't understand the barest concepts of playing a character that isn't a mindless automaton. Because I make an attempt at roleplaying, the party has forced my character into being the leader, and follow him around like a group of dogs.
Let it be known that my character is a giant orc EK who is a complete genius, but has no wisdom, and even less charisma. He hates elves which there are three of in the party, and has to babysit the rest of the party whenever they're outside of combat.
I like my party outside of DnD, and the DM is a cool dude. But my party is slowly killing me.
And before it's asked, me, the DM, and the other roleplaying friend have tried so many times to try and get them to do anything, which always results in a few minutes of stilted dialogue before devolving into what I've described above.

>>50723739
I used to fulfill this role (because the other players were really bad), nowadays I prefer to step out of the spotlight and let other players have their shot at being the protagonist and pushing shit forward so that everyone can have fun/learn how to play properly.

>>mfw when entered an ongoing table and was put several levels behind with the task of being a not-revelant character.

>>50723665
>I DM and don't track exp just levelling people up when they've achieved something or got to a secure resting spot after some encounters does for me and no one complains in my games.

Thats how it should always be. I have never met a person that was against this. It fixes tedious bookkeeping and prevents the players from just seeing creatures as big bags of EXP. If I wanted to deal with that shit, I'd be playing WOW.

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>>50722758
>avoid talking about on /tg/ for fear of vitriolic reprisal?
The beauty of /tg/ is that there is NOTHING I avoid talking about here. It's free speech heaven.

Unlike the real world, which is incredibly censorious and viciously punishes politically-incorrect opinions.

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I'm extremely superficial, to the point where reskinning fantasy races like halflings and gnomes into something I enjoy takes me from hating them irrationally to really liking them.
I'm the guy who keeps suggesting to replace gnomes with gremlins.

>>50722758
I don't believe characters can be too special snowflake or too edgy. The only thing that matters is being convincing. Sell me on why your six winged heterochromatic catgirl has to taste the blood of orphans daily and curse like a sailor and I'll accept it.

When it lacks consistency that's the only time it's a problem for me.

I play Infinity and in 95% of cases I genuinely prefer the previous generation of model sculpts.

>>50724628
Try starting a thread about elves being okay and not necessarily for special snowflakes, or about 40k not being the objectively bestest tabletop game ever, or about which D&D edition is the best, then we'll talk.

>>50722758
I like D&D 4e

>>50724860
On that note:

>I've never met an elf player who was as turboautist as the stories here would have me think
>The proud cave scotsmen dwarves are stale and overdone as fuck
>I've never played a game of 40k in my life, I just like the setting
>Monte Cook's Arcana Evolved was an objectively better Pathfinder than Pathfinder and the only reason it's not the default 3.75 it's because of the author's inability to focus on a single project for any lenght of time

I DM partially because I love entertaining people and partially because I don't think I'm good enough to actually write fiction.
I view tabletop as primarily a source of entertainment, and, yes, like a video game, because games like D&D are the grandpappy to video RPGs.

I play DH first edition and have no intention of switching to the second one any time soon.

>>50722758
I wish to be the little girl.

>>50724860
OP didn't ask which topics were controversial, he asked what topics people were afraid of discussing.

I have no fear of discussing any of these things here and I think 5E is objectively the best D&D has ever been. The other things I don't give a shit about.

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>>50722958
>Drowtales
Ooh woo-ooh!

There is nothing fucking wrong with dnd. It's a game. If other people enjoy it leave them be.


I fucking hate dwarves. Hate hate hate. Mostly because of /tg/. Also, there is nothing wrong with elves or tieflings. Dragon born are shit though.

Sick and tired of anons bitching about gw. That's all they do is bitch like a bunch of little girls. Deal with it or just shut up and walk away from it. So its not perfect, so what? It can still be fun to play, and the minis are still pretty good.

>>50723664
Play Apoclaypse world

Do not play dungeon world.

It's like how D&D is good but d20 modern,fucking sucks.

>>50724950
What about arcana unearthed?

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>>50722758

I wrote pic related
I actually intend to publish my homebrew setting one day, and believe it can suceed.
I'm good-looking
But also have depression and am overweight

>>50723644

If heres a 3-1 male ratio, why are the amazons fighting? That just sounds like women would be more precious and thus kept from fighting. Itd make more sense to have fighting women if the ratios were reversed.

>>50725329
What about it? Evolved is pretty much just the director's cut of Unearthed.

I've been tabletop gaming since the 1980s. I hate narratitive rules light non simulationist games. Gygaxian and a traditionalist.

I hate anime for the most part particularly the soap operaish girly faggot stuff with no mechs or guns. I hate the cringy fringe pale dorks with thier pagan shit, trench coats and minimal muscle mass.

I love going to GenCon every year but there are so many morbidly obese unbathed dorks there.

Furries are trash. Mutant animals are cool! I can't explain the difference very well after all both are illustrated representations of anthropomorphic animals but I know it when I see it.

>>50727260
Furries differentiate between anthros, beastfolks with a culture, and furries, porn fodder. I assume you mean anthros since they're much more tasteful and interesting.

t.furry

>>50723623

Women fair poorly in pre industrial societies when it comes to combat. Female melee fighters particularly in a medieval world is a trope I can barely stomach.

>>50727276

Not a furry, don't know the difference between any of those terms. I like TMNT and GammaWorld style mutant animals but most of what I see on tg/ is noticeably NOT that.

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I really want to play an ERP campaign, but I'm too nervous to look for one.

I've bought like 300-400 dollars worth of miniatures but I'm too scared to paint them because of fear of painting them badly, getting paint on my stuff, and accidentally inhaling paint and glue and get poisoned

>>50727372
>not wanting to die by using lead painting

whoa, what a pleb

>>50727287
That reminds me of my controversial opinion that I like to have (rare, but existence) female melee combatants that are just as effective as their male counterparts.
I've handwaved this for at least humans in my setting because they're not human on a biological level.

>>50724931

Why would you hide that? In my experience tg is super defensive of 4e

>>50722758

I enjoy the "Excuse me Commissar threads", especially how that one (I think it's one) anon gets so anally annihilated over them.

>>50727356
I'll suck your dick if you find one

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I've got 3 warhammer armies, but I have never played a full game of warhammer.

I don't enjoy the process of painting, but I do love admiring my finished models.

>>50722758
I think OSR is stupid. Video games do that sort of gameplay better than tabletop ever could, and the trend towards lighter, more character-driven, roleplay-centric stuff is simply people recognizing what PnP is good at and vidya can never replicate.

I'm pretty open about that though. The secret is that I can't shake the nagging suspicion that the whole thing is rooted in blind nostalgia and baseless elitism. That or you people are too autistic to roleplay well.

>>50727356
>>50727453
I've always wanted to run one but figured it would get too weird.
Besides, I usually PbP because my time is limited and I prefer to have time to think out my posts.
You give me a format and system and I'll think about it.

>>50727230
I agree on your second and third points. Hard.

I like playing every format of MTG and would like to see more people just enjoy the game instead of foretell doom with every new spoiler or policy change or banning. But I also endlessly shit post in every MTG thread I come across.

Except legacy general, those peoples' lives are one big shitpost, there's nothng I could add.

>>50722758
I've had a hand in nearly every thread that actually Gets Shit Done for about the past four months, usually by starting them.

Around 50% of the threads I make gain enough traction for a second thread. 1 out of every ten becomes big enough to gain a following.

I want /tg/ to be as creative as I know it can be.

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>>50722758
Fucking planescape.

There is that one guy that starts a planescape thread every few weeks, but he's got a weird anime fetish that he can SEE turns other people off (not just myself), but keeps posting it anyway.
Destroys his own threads because all he does is recant his parroted knowledge of lore or his own house rules, and shoots down anything remotely interesting, then suggest something out of printed lore and exactly page number instead of an Anon's idea.

Can't he make separate threads about it anymore because eventually he shows up and start passively attacking people with is own opinions. Reasonable sure doesn't know he's doing it, but it still happens.

Guess it's more of a complain about one guy. But it's enough to make me give up on posting anything PS here on /tg/.

>>50727513
I actually have no idea how one would go about playing one, I just think it would be hot

>>50724950
>elves
Hate to admit it, but neither did I. Closest I got was a condescending asshole who always played himself as an elf.
>dwarves
That's why you make them cave Jews
>40k
Same here. While people hate on the grim darkness, nothing really compares to the overall feeling of it.
>PF
Eh, never liked anything 3.PF myself. Tried it when I was young and never got into it becasue it had far to much shit you had to learn. Didn't get into PnP until 5e.

That system differences mean a hell of a lot less than having good group dynamics. Give me a good group with a shitty system any day over a group full of powergaming autists and turboretards.

>>50727419
I'll give a way more controversial opinion:
3.PF isn't THAT bad. It's heavily flawed and there's no reason to play it now that 5e exists (short of being too lazy to learn anything else), but it's basically functional. People just complain about it because at some point we all decided it was cool hate, so insecure twats all compete to see who can hate it the most in order to fit in. They're no different than the 12 year olds who go on Youtube and whine about pop music in the comments sections of Queen videos.

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>>50727730
>12 year olds who go on Youtube and whine about pop music in the comments sections of Queen videos.
I hate these people so much. Because I was one of them

I am secretly aware that 99% of all awesome moments ever told on /tg/ related to roleplaying games are only there because of lies, or extreme GM fiat.

I am keeping this information to myself and tell you this only in extreme confidence. Use this information at your w-

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I like the cypher system. Alot. That Numenera.

And every time I hear the top two complains about it --Which I will not repeat here, because that is not the point of this thread-- all I feel is shaking that Anon, and asking "Did you read the WHOLE book? Like ALL of the pages!? Because it feels like you didn't!"

And it triggers me so hard- thus I can't not post about it. I mean, not liking the system? Sure that's fine. The common complaints about it? Madness.

>>50727780
All of us were born in the wrong generation at some point, anon.

>>50727812
Surprisingly deep comment.

>>50722758
A good campaign is close to being a soap opera.

Adventure is overrated.

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>>50727604
Are you me? Pretty sure that animoo-PS autist is Shemeska or his twin brother, and man does he fucking ruin PS discussions here.

It's like trying to have a Forgotten Realms campaign with That Guy Who's Memorized Every FR Novel In Existence And Treats Them Like Religious Writs.

Grrr.

I have Virt's Email address.

Story is more important than combat. And stealth hasn't ever been good

>>50728059
Nobody wants it for anything.

>>50728059
>I have Virt's Email address
Who is Virt? I see this come up SO often.

>>50728059
I hope you're infrequently signing him up for shit, sometimes for free trials of actually useful things

I repost two screencaps that were made of my posts in the appropriate threads. I only mitigate the shame with the knowledge that I didn't samefag or cap it myself. Posting it is fine, right? Right?

>>50728354
virtualoptim. A shitposting faggot. Like a modern-day Lanced Jack or Spanish Flea, but without the avatarfagging. He's gone again now, didn't really stay around that long.

>>50728409
So more like a modern-day scaredofshadows?

>>50728394
I forgive you.

>>50728424
>scaredofshadows
Well there's a name I haven't heard in ages. He still running the original flavor /tg/station?

>>50728424
He didn't roleplay as a werewolf or anything though, just as a contrarian idiot.

>>50728409
He finally got banned, didn't he?

>>50728467
More like his constant battles with his psychological issues caused him to become disgusted with his behavior here and move on to do it somewhere else.

>>50728488
No but I think I remember seeing a "User was banned for this post"

>>50722832
What's wrong with pathfinder at high levels?

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>>50728467

Over a year ago.

>>50728536
Not that anon, but my own opinion and reason I moved on personally, is that it gets bloaty and overpowered fast.

>>50725194
I laughed

>>50728567
This gave me a good chuckle, thanks anon. I forgot the exact post he was banned for

>>50728610
there was also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dba6oR8-JtM

>>50727372
The shit painted ones are he only way to learn. Besides, they're fun to look back at. I've got a blood angels tac squad with so many layers of paint on them you can barely tell what's what.

>implying the rest are any better

>>50727730

Fuck 5e desu. Its wearing the skin of old school d&d but with none of the heart or teeth of the originals. 2e og all the way

I don't even play /tg/ games

>>50722758
I really like dnd 3.5
I can usually make anything in it and add rules as I read new stuff that would seem cool in my setting

>>50729010
What the fuck? Did he actually post this?
>Using a voice modulator to express a serious opinion
Yep, that's the old master baiter at work. Can't even use his real voice when telling off people on the internet.

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>>50728008
>Are you me?
Yes.

>>50722758
I have no strong feelings about Skub one way or the other.

>>50729010
>All it has is downvotes
All of my laughs.

>>50722758
I played doom and cookies last night
it was okay

>>50722758
Randomly rolling up your character's stats is a worthless, outdated mechanic that has no place in modern RPG design. It results in an unbalanced party, minmaxers can't optimise properly, roleplayers can't always create the exact character they have in mind. You can layer on all kinds of additional rules and safety nets to try and get around these problems, but at that point, you might as well just use Points Buy and make things perfectly fair for everyone. The only advantage rolling has is it gives people who are rubbish at creating interesting characters some built-in strengths and weaknesses to hang a basic personality off of, but for everyone else, points-buy is an objectively better system.

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>>50729962
I feel you, just put on a brave face for everyone else

>>50722758
I love Pathfinder, and only play 1pp. I hate Golarion, though, and don't use stuff from campaign setting books.

>>50722758
I sometimes argue with my own posts when I want to bump a thread that I like without wasting posts by not adding anything new.

I did that quite a few times on that "4chan in the time of 40k" thread to stave off it's death at the times I didn't have any ideas on new stuff to add.

Eclipse phase was ruined by SJW's and liberal-anarchists and /tg/ never got a chance to unfuck it because the moderators attack all non-leftist anons with bans whenever it's discussed; as a result the EP general is basically a fucking ghost town from what it used to be.

>>50728424
scaredofshadows is actually a nice guy. He hangs out on suptg.

I have no clue as to what skub is, and I do wish to know more

>>50730297
Fuck that. It's shit that will only make your life worse, don't even bother with it.

>>50728460
Don't think so. /tg/station went full retard and """elect""" admins and shit now. Pretty sure SoS tossed the server off to someone else to deal with.

SoS honestly did his best moderator/admin work when he did literally nothing and kept himself busy with actual work and never logged in or spoke to anyone.

Literally watched him break rule after rule on /tg/ playing like a complete shithead when he played, only to turn around and ban other players for doing the exact same shit he just did. So long as he didn't fucking log into the server, his connection to it was tolerable. The moment he actually started interacting with people he became the same old shithead he always was.

>>50730307
But what IS it?

>>50730322
It's literally the best thing ever created.

>>50728008
>Pretty sure that animoo-PS autist is Shemeska or his twin brother,
It's 2hufag/Colette.

>>50730309
It's a shame the playerbase went to complete shit, because I legit liked how /tg/station was back in the early days, when TLE was hosting it on a shitbox and then later when SoS started hosting. Don't know that there's any single thing you could point to and go 'here's where it all went wrong', but the players just slowly turned shittier and shittier and nothing was done by the administration to stop it.

t. the guy that TLE handed the head coder keys to when he left

>>50722758
I've never been in any gale, I've just read the PHB and I shitpost in /5eg/

>>50730470
Fuck you, that shit is horrifying in every sense of the word. Skub is actually the worst thing on the planet, /tg/ or otherwise.

>>50730470
>>50730525
But this doesn't explain what skub is!

>>50725427
>good-looking
>overweight

Ha ha, no.

I look for plot holes in the DM's story and deliberately go for them in order to make the game run harder for them. I like to think I'm doing this to ensure the plot becomes watertight, but I know I'm just being a dick and like watching the DM squirm as they make up some bullshit on the fly

>>50728460
>>50730309
>>50730495
Every time I think about how far SS13 has fallen I get legitimately sad.

>>50722758
Nowadays I find the Deus Vult Zarus was right HFY! human supremacists and Elf-hating Hard-drinking Gruff Dorf Warrior #325754 more autistic and cringey than all the kitsune bards and half-dragon vampires under the sky.

>>50722758
I never played a proper tabletop RPG session in my life. I tried to in college but each time the group either didn't get to playing it at all or the session ended prematurely (due to things like squabbles over a character's randomly generated stats).

>>50730240
>Eclipse phase was ruined by SJW's and liberal-anarchists
>the moderators attack all non-leftist anons with bans whenever it's discussed

I'd like some good arguments in favor of this before writing it off as a /pol/ tier muh degeneracy and persecution complex

>>50730721
Anti-*insert thing here* always becomes just as or more autistic and cringeworthy than what it's rallying against, anon.

See anti-weaboos/anti-folded one billion times katanas, /pol/, et cetera

>>50730495
Playerbase died because the core group of them, including a few admins, were all friends who chatted in a skype group together and a bunch of other players and admins felt they were all metagaming / saw an opportunity to get rid of people they didn't like.

Which isn't to say that there wasn't metagaming, but it was made out to be the entire point of that skype group when in actuality it was a couple shitheads that just happened to be in the group. So after that whole dramafest started and ended, people left for greener pastures. The shithead admins who killed the group got to run /tg/ their way after that - which as we've seen, was mostly straight into the fucking ground, and /tg/station's been worthless no-fun-allowed ever since.

Honestly, fixing /tg/station would be pretty simple:
Make someone an actual boss in charge of the place, who actually has some fucking responsibilities to live up to instead of doing this stupid fucking admin vote crap
Permaban every single current coder from everything related to /tg/station and never allow any of them to contribute ever again
Tell any future coders that they are not admins just because they add code, that they do not decide rules or regulations just because they add code, and that they do not get to overrule what the playerbase actually likes or wants just because they add code.

Outside of the upper level admins not giving a flying fuck about the server to even log in and do anything, the second biggest problem with /tg/ was coders having carte blanche to fuck around implementing their special snowflake mechanics that nobody who actually played the game fucking wanted. The third problem was new admins being effectively handcuffed so they couldn't do anything FUN without either getting reprimanded or banned; it became S.O.P. for admins to only ban people, play midi's, and do fuck all else.

t. oldfag /tg/ admin

>>50727513
>>50727356
I've played in an ERP game before. Some weird shit in which we were running a startup empire and needed slaves and resources to expand.

I was actually much more interested in building up the base and exploring the magic system than I was the lewd. It was weird.

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>>50730666
>Satan trips
Holy shit, it's the literal devil. As a DM, I can assure you that your ilk are not fun at all to deal with.

>>50730083

>Minmaxers cant optimise properly

I thought you were listing flaws, anon.

Also, dont worry about balancing the party against each other so much. They should be working together anyways.

>>50731184
Well maybe you shouldn't have so many plot holes then

>>50731244
His point was that it makes it so people that like the mechanical side of the game more can't do what they like as well, and people that like the roleplaying side of the game more also can't do what they like as well, ie both of those demographics theoretically end up having less fun.

I'm not saying I agree that rolling should just be obliterated, but I get his point. Some people enjoy getting handed random characters, and I won't say they're having badwrongfun.

It's just a game and the point is for the group to have as much fun as possible.

>>50727474
Seek help

>>50730232
Your cancer please gtfo

>>50730587
This guy gets it.

>>50729439
well is voice is probably nasal as fuck given how fat he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB6KryjYsvo

Another of my favorite cringefests of his.

>>50730083
I agree 100%.

I have terrible fucking dice luck. I can accept that. I can live with this.

I can't live with me having a stunted, ruined character because my stats are fucking pathetic forever because I have a total ability bonus of -1.

Let me do CG. Then we can deal with the dice fucking me after the game starts.

I put my drinks directly on the table, without using a coaster.

I really prefer story focus over combat focus games.

>>50729164
I'm glad you don't.

>>50722758
>What are the secrets or opinions you avoid talking about on /tg/ for fear of vitriolic reprisal?
I enjoy games that are lewd/ERPish but just short of full ERP.

I now exclusively play female characters because I find that sexier.

>I'll start: I really like rules-lite and/or narrative RPGs.
This too.

>>50723605
>I have very little issue with the push for inclusiveness as it doesn't actually impact my life
I don't like when gay characters (or other diversity hires) are included for tokenism, like in MTG, but I like when they are included for plot points and for romance/love stories, like in Game of Thrones.

>>50731533
Tabletop combat fucking sucks, and has been entirely eclipsed by videogames.
The only advantage tabletop combat has is dm fiat

>>50731649
Videogame combat fucking sucks, and has been entirely eclipsed by HEMA.
The only advantage videogame combat has is superhuman abilities

>>50722758
>avoid talking about on /tg/
I have my own campaign world, where I take my own spin on many of the classic races, and some uncommon races. What make races so alien to each other both physically and mentally, in my mind, is the bases of reproduction. Yep. It colours whole civilizations due to the value of life and death.
And that remark by itself should explain why I can't even bother to bring it up on /tg/. It'd be twisted into some Anime MLP fetish in two posts.

>>50731762
>Casting Times spell (Fantasy RPGs)
>Lifting Cars with Magneto Powers (Supers RPGs)
>Hacking the Cyberverse (Cyberpunk RPGs)

>The only advantage videogame combat has is superhuman abilities

Sorry, maybe I just don't understand what you mean.
But... What?

I made a thread abiout old gods for the sole purpose of baiting people into looking up a comic I like, and actually succeeded in making a legitimate thread out it.

>>50722758

I put the screw in the tuna.

>>50728124
Totally agreed on the first point (I don't care enough about stealth to have an opinion on it). I think it's fine to play fast and loose with the rules every now and then if it'll make a better story. For me, story comes first.

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Tabletop gaming turned me into a faggot.

>>50725019
Moot is that you?

>>50733181
You are such a fag. At least play a girl character.

I hate my game group.

It has now grown to 9 people and there is a chance it will swell. I am one of two gms in the group and I am about to quit with no warning because my concerns were played off as me being a moron.

>>50728567
>serial troll finally gets banned
>for a post that isn't banworthy
Welp.

>>50734194
>Implying FATAL is defendable in the least
It was like catching Al Capone on his taxes.
They had an excuse and they took it.

>>50734240
That was an obvious joke, not trolling.

If I said Unhinged cards aren't balanced for tournaments, would I get banned too?

>>50722758
If you can't make an interesting human character you likely can't make an interesting non-human character. Humans are not boring, and you're likely the boring one if you think they are.

>>50722758
I avoid talking about ERP on /tg/ for fear of mod reprisal.

>>50722758
No matter how many times I read the archives, I will never catch Wasteland Warrior live.

I unironically like Tieflings and playing as Tieflings. I'm not afraid/avoid talking about it, but I know it's unpopular because the people who tend to play Tieflings play them as edgelords, marysues, or with giant victim complexes.

I usually just play mine the same way I play my Human characters. It depends on their background/

>>50734567
I know that feeling, anon. My first character was a tiefling cleric of Pelor
I wish I had started playing before 5e

>>50734601

Honestly, 5e is probably the best edition, even if I personally prefer...4e

I really want to ask for the greentexts about the bard that accidentally had his mind shoved into the party elf's tits and the psyonic tapeworm/giantess ones since them and similar are my fetish. I don't though because I recognize other people see them as freaking weird and don't want to derail good tg discussion.

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I irrationally hate people that strive for uniqueness.

>>50722758

I think that people who play only DND-like fantasy are even worse than the monmusu crowd. Creatively bankrupt fucks that are a shame to the hobby.

>>50734652
The problem is that it's so much more simple than anything else. I could try to work backwards and learn 3.5 or 4e, or move onward to Dark Heresy, if I hadn't grown used to how goddamned simple 5e is. Despite what it did to my gaming tastebuds, I still love it.

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>>50730587
>>50731371

What, so does being good looking mean its just magically easier for you to lose weight? Why the hell would you think that, idiot?

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>>50722758
I've never had any problem with caster supremacy in a D&D or Pathfinder game, and the only reason I can think of that people bitch about it is because they decided it's okay to let the munchkin shoot fireballs.

I like having both women and men in my groups. Most men seem more statistics-based, and most women seem more story-based. It creates a good balance.

I am okay with sexual stuff in my tabletop games. People fuck, and it can get amusing or interesting at times to mention it. I think that people are absolutely autistic for screeching "MAGICAL REALM REEEEE" whenever we mention a vagina at the table.

>>50731110
What the fuck is ERP

>>50731487
Oh fuck

>>50734980
>Most men seem more statistics-based, and most women seem more story-based. It creates a good balance.
I'm male and I like story-based and playing female characters. Coincidence?

>>50735026
Erotic Role-Playing.

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>>50735043
Totally coincidence.

I fudge the dice so one of my player's doesn't die in exchange for nudes and sexual favors

>>50722896
Espatier Corps? It's the only writefagging screencap with praise that I have saved, as far as I know.

>>50727372
>inhaling paint and glue and get poisoned
Water based acrylics aren't going to poison you, as for the glue, don't squirt it out into a bag and start huffing it and you'll be fine, if you must open a window when you assemble if you're that fucking terrified of the fumes.

>I've bought like 300-400 dollars worth of miniatures but I'm too scared to paint them because of fear of painting them badly.
No one is amazingly perfect right out of the gate, your first models will look like hot garbage, everyone's does. Practice and patience make perfect and you can always paint strip them and start again if you're done hyperventilating over getting the green on the shoulder pad instead of the chest plate.

>getting paint on my stuff
I hope for your sake you're not hopelessly clumsy or have Parkinson's Disease. Remember, make sure your paints are closed before you shake them.

>>50722758

4e is infinitely better than 5e. Pathfinder being free means there is zero reason to ever play 3.5 anymore.

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I unironically like steampunk, and even dig cogfop if it think it fits a cohesive style.

I dream of playing in a steampunk heavy campaign.

>>50736270
Get out, scum.

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>>50724628
>It's free speech heaven
Kender are a good thing.

>>50734240
It is a very good game for practicing mathematics while masturbating.

>>50734902
You simply cannot be good looking if you are fat. Become unfat and you might be good lucking. Are you retarded?

>>50735158
Female player, male you? How did that start?

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>>50722758
Multiclassing is for optimization-autists who couldn't create a genuinely interesting and engaging character if you held a gun to their heads.

>>50738167
What if I'm a Ranger 8 who's only now multi-classing into Wizard because it fits the character motivations of chasing immortality? He became a ranger because he was enamored with elves, but once he met them, and they didn't fit his expectations, he switched tracks. (Also I looked ahead and saw that Ranger tapers off in later levels).

>>50727512

Why don't you actually go to OSR general and see why people like it instead of just saying "muh nostalgia"?

>>50738167
Do you retards just think of something that seems vaguely controversial to say and run with it?

>>50738138
Talked to her after games, hung out with her a few times. Had a couple drinks and got it sparked. One game her character is super fucked, I'm about to get her and the party in hot shit because she failed a roll badly. Party are already trying to figure a way to get her out. In comes the text with a pic for me to "be nice". She ended up just getting some jail time and everything cooled down. After the game talked about it and came to an arrangement. So now I basically just try to kill her character and she bribes me out of it. She loves it.

>>50738234
Jeez, just play an ERP!

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>>50722758
>What are the secrets or opinions you avoid talking about on /tg/ for fear of vitriolic reprisal?

Dude, half the time I get vitriolic reprisal on this board when I'm agreeing with people. Why would I be afraid to share opinions on anything?

>>50728536

Pathfinder at high levels has the same problems as 3.5. Spell casters ruin everything.

I have no drive to keep DM-ing. However, everyone shows up regularely and seems to enjoy themselves, so I keep going. Personaly, I think I'm doing a crap job at it and keep wondering why they like my game.

I keep hoping my players all flake so I can find a game to play in instead of being GM.

They seem to keep coming back though. I never plan sessions and the campaign is basically just Shower Thoughts.

>>50738430
Don't worry anon, I use the shower thoughts method too.

The one single time I put any actual planning and preparation into a session at least half the players were kind of ungrateful shits and I quit running that game.

>>50722758
I can't into roleplaying _male_ characters even though I am one irl, so I always have to play as the opposite sex, which often results in people in online games thinking I am a girl. And this arouses me. I need help.

>>50729010
>that channel
>that Civilian massicre video
School shooter tier.

>>50722758

I think Pathfinder/3.5 is a perfectly workable game as long as you use it for heavy combat dungeon crawls and the players and GM aren't actively trying to ruin the game for each other.

I still don't run it, but I don't mind when some of the other GMs in my group run it. It's not pure poison like /tg/ would have you believe. The rules are functional, they've just been bloated by a decade and a half of content to the point where most of the options are terrible, many of the rules are unnecessary (or unnecessarily complicated), and anyone who really has a mind to can break the game. It's a system that can't handle being pushed, but as long as nobody's trying to break it it works just fine. Use it in good faith for what it's made to do and you'll have a good time.

>>50738464
A G P
G
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>>50738464
I'm a girl who plays dominant males so well other women get off to them. It turns me on.

I feel your pain.

>>50738552
D-dom me too senpai!

>>50738542
...Accelerated Graphics Port?

>>50738571
Autogynephilia.

I just started making a concerted effort to paint my collection of miniatures that I've been accumulating over the past 5 years. Off the top of my head I've got about $3k in stuff lying around my office, I've got a shelf full of stuff still in boxes that basically looks like a GW storefront. At the rate I paint I've got a good 6 months of work easy.

...aaannnd there's new Thousand Sons models...

>>50738552
Autoandrophilia confirmed.

You two should play together. I am also available.

>>50738577
Naw, just shamefully bisexual.

>>50738563
Beg for it.

>>50722758
It feels that I just can't create something. Only steal and recombine. It hurts.

>>50738552
I'm a no-nonsense silent guy who plays no-nonsense silent guys so well other people stop their silly antics and become silent too.

Every time I attempt a joke, it comes out drier than sand, and I'm single-handedly responsible for turning every single pink mohawk campaign into black trenchcoat. I actually love silly campaigns, I just can't help it.
Send help.

>>50738610
Bisexuals don't normally get turned on by themselves, let alone the fantasy of being the opposite gender.

I like to DM games for my custom games and settings, get players together, make characters. Then, either the first session never happens or I completely flake and forget.

If you are one of the nameless many I've done this too, I'm sorry. I very truly want to run a game, but I'm really bad about online stuff now especially that I have a job with random days every week.

I'm a bad person, I know. One day I'll run a great game and make up for it.

>>50738686
Nah man you are doing fine, i would love to have a serious character around sometimes, rather. And anyway, the overly serious character who keeps getting caught in the antics of his crazier companions is a typical comic trope.

>>50738688
>>50738630
>>50738552
Remember to blame 4chan for everything.

>>50738749
Nah, I had tranny tendencies anyway. I'm sure plenty of 4chan posters remain perfectly straight.

>>50733181
awesome!

>>50736321
Indeed. They are a good example of "How to NOT make races" and an easy detector of These Guys / memelords.

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>>50727730
>>50729133
I'm DMing a PF game, it's me and my party of 3's first time playing a tabletop RPG ever. I'm just following the Sunless Citadel campaign from 3.5. We planned to run through it as a trial then restart with new characters on my own dungeons. First session was rocky but I've been progressing very quickly every night, we've been enjoying it enough that we've played the last three nights consecutively from midnight to sunrise.

But it feels wrong. It might just be my weak grasp of the rule book or due to not using advanced segments but fights (not using minis/grid) feel bogged down and cramped, and dungeoneering isn't a serious challenge. I'm drawn to what I what I hear about "Gygaxian" gameplay, strictly no nonsense and tough, trap heavy dungeons. I despise the idea of storytelling being essential, they push this shit in movies and videogames. I normally play shit like rogue likes and UU, not Darkest Dungeon and whatever other cuck cancer.

Should I be playing AD&D or Swords & Wizardry or DCC or something? I didn't even realize 3.5 was so recent, I just assumed D&D was D&D.

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>>50725194
>Life is like a hurricane in Chel'el' Sussoloth
>Assasins, spiders, outer planes - it's a black blur
>You might solve a mystery or dissapear fom history
>Drow Tales, Oo-oo!
>Every day they're out there making DrowTales! Woo-oo!
>Tales of derring-do, bad and worse luck tales, oo-oo
>D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
>What to do? Just grab onto some Drow Tales, oo-oo!
>Not safe trails or forgiven fails but Drow Tales, oo-oo!
>When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
>Bold destruction never fails, that's for certain
>The worst of messes become successes!
>Drow Tales, Oo-oo
>Tales of derring-do, bad and worse luck tales, oo-oo
>Not fair trials or real smiles but Drow Tales, oo-oo!

I like GW 2

>>50737180
maybe he's like 5-6 kg overweight
I'm also not ugly, but have a small annoying keg of fat hiding my absfrom public eye

>>50730737

The EP core book has a very strong anarcho-communist bias. The anarchist factions are portrayed very much as the good guys with the problems in their societal structures downplayed (upvotes as currency, who actually does the basic work to keep the habitat fuelled and running, etc), while everyone else is to a greater or lesser extent a caricature of ideologies the authors oppose (the Jovians in the core book being the worst offenders).

Regarding the forums I can't comment extensively as I've never visited them myself; I vaguely recall one of the devs posting "if you don't agree wholeheartedly with feminism we don't want you here", but I might be mixing that up with Jeph Jacques tweets.

>>50730666
You... You disgust me
Vade retro Satanás!
I hate you because sometimes I do it to

>>50735373
No, it's not that one.
I've seen a few with praise here and there.
Of course, you might just have not found mine worth saving.

>>50730240
>>50730737
>>50738988
How come an-coms are censorious as fuck but an-caps let people have their own opinions?

>>50723605
>I have no issue with women in gaming as I'm a functioning adult
>I have very little issue with the push for inclusiveness

>implying women in traditional games is in any way related to the politics of inclusiveness.
None of the people who whine about inclusiveness actually care about playing the games they attack. It's all just a power play.

>it doesn't actually impact my life and seems to be some distant nonissue since the only time in ever encounter it is when autists on this site dredge up insane blog posts from Tumblr
>it's just Tumblr, this shit doesn't happen in real life.
Enjoy life in your cosy little bubble and just ignore the outside world if you want, but I guarantee it will come back to bite you in the ass later.

>>50731487
Bad boi

>>50738552
>>50738602
I'm pretty sure she enjoys the power over other girls more. That's usually it.

I wonder if she has a forced orgasm fetish too, though.

>>50734194
It's swaglord-y stuff, doing things that everyione wants in a lulzy way

>>50739049
Anon explain this knowledge! Both parts!

I enjoy men having power over me, but them being played by girls is fine.

>>50730666
You though it was a plot hole, but it was me, mystery investigation plot hook!

>>50739070
Well I mean, when you play as a man, and make the other girl juice herself. It's the control you enjoy. That's how it usually goes. That you understood what she wanted so well that you could get deep in her head with your stylish roleplaying.

Many girls with that kind of tendency also have a forced orgasm fetish, wherein they like to themselves, or see others, try to hold back so desperately but just end up losing out to the desires of their bodies.

I know girls like you. You're probably real ticklish, too. <3

>>50739135
That sounds pretty fun for both involved. Is it a bit lesbian, finding sexual excitement in controlling another girl's sexuality?

Forced orgasms are hot too.

I'm not her though, I'm the anon who thinks she'd be a good match for me and the other anon who like playing girls and getting controlled. OOC/IC role reversal for the win!

>>50739164
>Is it a bit lesbian, finding sexual excitement in controlling another girl's sexuality?
I don't really consider it like that. For me, that's how girls are -supposed- to act, you know? Be playful and tease eachother and support eachothers' pleasure.

Would definitely like to hear stories/see logs of some of the stuff in this thread though.

>>50739164
>>50739135
That they get off to the guys I write is just a bit weird to me.

I do enjoy the forced orgasm, yes. Also, it's probably very lesbian considering I am one.

Not that I mind writing for anyone. I'm a writeslut.

>>50739193
>Be playful and tease eachother and support eachothers' pleasure.
Gosh, yes, this is one of the many reasons I like playing them so much.

>>50739201
>That they get off to the guys I write is just a bit weird to me.
Why? It's just normal female heterosexuality. Do they even know you're a girl?

>Also, it's probably very lesbian considering I am one.
I wonder if many gay guys play female characters to writeslut with men? Weirdly I'd assume far fewer, but maybe I'm wrong there?

>>50739201
>Also, it's probably very lesbian considering I am one.
Mmm, how'd you get into playing dom males then? I mean, if it's not to help cuties pop...

Lots of control-loving lesbians enjoy the "a little while longer with my tongue and just you won't be able to enjoy guys anymore" stuff.

>>50739226
Most of the ones I know don't, but that's my experience.

And yes, they usually know I'm a girl. Once or twice I've been accused of being male. Sometimes on /tg/, but more often in RP session. Oddly, it's usually when I play women. Go figure.

>>50722758
I'm actually not a fan of the people on /tg/, because most are insufferable brats that think there can't be a mixture of fun and rules, it has to be one or the other.

>>50739239
Oh, I enjoy that too, but usually it's a case of 'we have a bunch of "female characters in this play by post, we need male characters". And I like expanding my characterization repertoire. Except most of the players were actually female as well.

No, I don't write books yet. Too flighty in the head.

>Lots of control-loving lesbians enjoy
That's fun too, but I know better than to believe it works. Its fun to be their first time though, even in writing. Inducing curiosity is hilarious.

>>50739277
>but I know better than to believe it works
Quite true. Straight girls -need- the D. Doesn't matter how good your tongue is.

>'we have a bunch of "female characters in this play by post
What game was it, if you don't mind me asking? Juicy details and greentext always welcome!

>Inducing curiosity is hilarious.
But will you do lesbian titfucking next then I wonder?

>>50739277
>>50739303
Both of you, post F-Lists, right now!

>>50739303
It was a terrible mary-sue fest based on Anita Blake combined with Merry Gentry in a galactic setting using WoD Mage the Ascension and Vampire the Masquerade. It was horrifying. Some players were a lot of fun, though - the people who ran it and their inner circle were annoying, but some of the other players were great fun.

>spoiler
Anon, that doesn't even work. Not even with a feeldoe.I've tried.

>>50739369
>the people who ran it and their inner circle were annoying, but some of the other players were great fun.
Then those are the ones you keep on contact with to do some solo stuff on the side or form a new group with afterwards.

>>50722758

I think the Kroot tribal aesthetic looks like absolute dogshit alongside the Tau scifi look, and am glad the focus is moving away from alien auxiliaries onto the blueberries themselves.

>>50739369
>Anon, that doesn't even work.
Yar doin' it wrong lass. You don't feeldoe her tits. You take your tits and apply them to her most sensitive regions, and see how long she can endure the smooth creamy pleasure.

Please. Up your lezzing.

>>50739339
>Both of you, post F-Lists, right now!
Mn, what?

>>50739339
I wouldn't even know where to begin with an f-list. I know it's one of those 'click if you like this sort of thing' sites, but that's all I know about it.

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>>50727810
I just started playing numenera, and I totally agree with you. I really enjoy the cypher system and the steps that it takes away from most dnd-esque systems.

>>50739408
>>50739415
It's just profiles. You can write what you want, search for compatible people, list and compare kinks, and talk and roleplay via PM and chat.

>>50739408
...anon, girls have a different name for that.

Body-rubs.

>>50739425
B-but I wanna know where this >>50739369 Anita Blakeing is happening. That's the voodoo vampire hunter right? With some sort of coffee and bishie dick fetish? I read those a -real- long time ago.

>>50739415
I vaguely remember it from the old erp generals.

Secret for the thread: I liked those. :(

have I stumbled in the red boards again, or is this just another " we don't need the oher boards anymore " episode?

>>50739443
That's the point of it, you get to search for the kind of game you want. You can set "voodoo", "vampires", "WOD" and "Anita Blake" as kinks and search for people with the same.

Sex preferences like D/s, orientation and story/sex RP can also be set and used in searching.

>I vaguely remember it from the old erp generals.
>Secret for the thread: I liked those. :(
They aren't as good any more but they still exist on /soc/ >>>/soc/24668890 and there's a whole board for it on another site.

>>50739443
Yahoo groups. I don't know if it's still going, since they did weird things to the groups. There used to be dozens of them.

You don't want to do that to yourself. You're not that desperate, I promise.

>>50739425
Curiosity, and also fear.

>>50739473
Well, it is a thread about discussing things that /tg/ vilifies.

>>50739483
>Yahoo groups.
Names/links.

>You're not that desperate, I promise.
Maybe, but I'm that curious.

>Curiosity, and also fear.
Follow the link in >>50739474 ctrl+F for profiles and have a look. You can view without signing up. Then sign up if you want your own profile or want to use the site's search to see more profiles.

>>50739498
>everyone is discussing fetishes in a civil manner without going full REEE
This must not be tg then.

>>50739483
>Yahoo groups.
Those still exist? I remember that from long ago.
>You're not that desperate, I promise.
You are quite right. I am fortunate enough to have non-prude friends.

But surely kind Anoness, you must have other places of male domination penned by female hand? Whisper your secrets to us...

>>50739498
There's sexy stuff in /cyoag/ too. Blue/red board split is only about images I believe.

>>50739226
>I wonder if many gay guys play female characters to writeslut with men? Weirdly I'd assume far fewer, but maybe I'm wrong there?

Not me, I just play traps instead. Far more fun to play a girly male than a girl, in my opinion.

>>50739594
>Not me, I just play traps instead. Far more fun to play a girly male than a girl, in my opinion.
How come? I used to play traps, but now girls. I wouldn't call myself gay though.

>>50739545
>There's sexy stuff in /cyoag/ too.
Not much though? Some CYOAs are lewd, but that's it, just CYOAs and builds for them, nothing more. Not enough to scratch the itch.

>Blue/red board split is only about images I believe.
This is normally true, but /erpg/ threads still got banned, so it doesn't hold 100%. Moot/mod feelings are the only hard and fast rule.

>>50739611
Women don't do much for me, that's all.

>>50739632

>Moot feelings
>Mattering

>>50722758
I love amoral, psycho and/or "edgy" characters.

>>50731349
Yes I hope his cancer GTFOs too.

>>50739632
>CYOA's are just "here's a single player quest" workaround to the issue

Also I'm guilty of bitching about good threads while never bringing them back myself, I just cant remember half the first post shit the urban unease threads stockpiled, so I'm afraid to look the fool by starting my own

>>50738444
I've been burnt for 'planning things' in the past so now I just don't bother. I'd like to build my own setting so that I already have things set up no matter what the players do, but that's a lot of work and it never goes anywhere.

>>50739731
Check the archives.

>>50730568
Look, all we need to know is where you stand on skub.

>>50739706
Sadly so.

>>50739731
Urban Unease?

>>50739508
Souldancer Prophesy and Shadows of Pleasure. The links are dead and the conversations archived; they are old and busted.

So bad.

>>50739743
That never occurred to me. But while we're on topic I think I'd rather see quests then six "stat me" for every random vidya/anime/comic character

>>50722758
I like making edgy characters that work for good guy side

>>50739683
That makes more sense for a gay guy. But then why the lesbian thing of playing men?

>>50739545
In my computers. Maybe uploaded to secret pastebins.

Elliquiy.

>>50739764
Gist of the threads was this bizarre old apartment building full of unsettling, spooky and downright impossible things. While remaining oddly benign Your neighbour was the ghost of a dead girl, the coffee machine in the lobby devoured any other one brought in, the vending machines stocked all manner of foods, snacks and things that didn't exist while giving out inhuman change

and there was a crew of pirates transformed into cats? or mice

The name comes from images of derelict urban environments that are meant to unsettle you

>>50739789
Well, in my case it was a writing exercise and to help fill out the character lists for games. I just happened to be good enough that women got thrills out of it. I don't have autoandrophlia though.

>>50722758
Having played every edition of D&D but OD&D, 5E is by far the worst one to the point where I would take 3.0 or even release day 4E over it. I've had to tell several people to fuck off when they beg me to play it with them.

>>50739792
>Elliquiy.
I see! Danke, mein fraulein.

>Maybe uploaded to secret pastebins.
The teasing has become real now though.

>>50739632
>but /erpg/ threads still got banned
They used to be 'officially' allowed on weekends. But /soc/ is probably a good place for them anyway. It's just, not obvious they're there, you know.

>>50739801
>was a writing exercise
Unabashed smut novels when?

>>50739952
I can't write novels. I might a book of novelettes or short stories.

Here. Just one. If you look carefully you can see where my work and hers meet.

Blood, pain, nonconsensual, M+M+f+f, transformation, magic. http://pastebin.com/wJvTcXV5

>>50739030
I may just not have found yours, friend.

>>50740681
>Blood, pain, nonconsensual
>as she leaned close. "You belong to me now Kodi
Please heir fraulein, why dost thou tempt me so?
>she pushed the larger man forward and sent him running, following quickly
And what happened next, pr(e)y tell?

>>50740681
>I can't write novels.
Well, you technically can. Cause you seem to be able to type! Just look at Fight Club, that was kind of episodic.

>>50739792
>Elliquiy.
>>>/soc/24700068
>>>/soc/24700254

I only offered to run a game for my group because the friend GMing our current game is god awful and shows no signs of improving despite all of us pointing out his shit. I fully intend to never let him run a game again.

>>50741356
An unfinished section of story.

And writing novels requires a linear thought process I have a hard time managing without a co-writer. It's a brain chmistry/physiology issue, not easily overcome.

>>50739952
>They used to be 'officially' allowed on weekends. But /soc/ is probably a good place for them anyway. It's just, not obvious they're there, you know.
Nope. It sucks. They are totally out of place on /soc/ and are /tg/ posters with no interaction with /soc/ except for shitters not understanding what the threads are. They are /tg/ related and at least /d/ would have been understandable.

Really the mods should have just banned the shitposters who drive them away instead of pandering to them.

But no. Too much to ask I guess.

>>50741579
Careful, that type of talk gets you banned now.

>>50741573
>requires a linear thought process
Hmm. W-wait a moment! The more I read this over...

You're the dragon lesbian mafia girl, aren't you?!

Well, nonetheless, I am confident in your ability. Don't self-fulfilling prophecy yourself, you know? With copious notes and scenes like pearls along a thread of your own choices, I surmise you could make a good novel. Perhaps even a dreamlike one.

Just don't titty-torture too many girls, okay? <3

>>50741651
I hope not, then I won't be able to post in this weekend's /erpg/ threads!

Oh ;_;

>>50728536
Combat takes exceedingly long, casters dominate every interaction, the little fun things stop mattering, etc.

I want to play a Edgy Evil character but i just can't get into the mindset of one. Which is a very bad thing if you're playing Black Crusade as anything other than a Khornite, since Khornites just go "I'll just charge this superior foe BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" and gain all the infamy while anyone worshipping any of the other three gods needs to actively plan and execute their Evil Deeds to gain anything.

>>50742131
>but i just can't get into the mindset of one
Just pull a Joker and find amusement in the misfortune of others. Then start causing it for chuckles, and you're there.

>>50738234
That's cute. In a weird kind of way.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Every game I run features Cthulhu Mythos in some form. Every single one. Even if the players don't know about it.

>>50742331
Why does /tg/ even still have dice? I'd forgotten about them until I saw this post.

>>50738552
Same.

>Guys are so shit at making husbandos I had to make my own, and have ended up bi because of it

>>50742848
>Guys are so shit at making husbandos
But Anon, would you care to elaborate upon that? What sort of husbandry do you like?

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>>50742894
I want older men. With reasonable but large muscles. But all I get are prettyboys.

WHERE

ARE

THE DADS

>>50742942
Well I mean, there's tons of bears around. I just saw a DD/lg thread on /soc/.

If you mean for RPing? Surely there are aged mercenary characters with raspy voices around. Surely!

>>50742848
>Guys are so shit at making husbandos I had to make my own, and have ended up bi because of it
I wonder if this in reverse is how I ended up bi, pseudo-trans and preferring female characters.

>>50739763
I dunno, I guess it has it's benefits?
Though I can see why some people dislike it so much

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>>50736270
muh nigga. cogfop 4tw

>>50743464
>>50743464
She's just got a corset with cog patterns. Like, the cog is 2D and bending with the curve of the corset...

>>50743540
A few girlyboys roleplaying on the internet and crossdressing does less harm than you shitposting when you should be dealing with actual threads like the left and radical Islam.

I can't play a game without "caster supremacy" even though I almost always play martials

>>50738683
>Only steal and recombine.
That's literally just what creativity is, anon. Do you think Tolkien wrote LOTR without relying on any pre-existing ideas?

If no one recognizes the source material, they will call you a genius.
If they do, call it a homage.

>>50738688
>Bisexuals don't normally get turned on by themselves
Found the straight guy.

>>50745151
Actually I'm bi, I just didn't think it was normal.

>>50742783
To remind you that /tg/ hates people who use them.

>>50722758
During roll20 games i'll often stop paying attention and erp in another tab while masturbating.

>>50739795
I have them saved. One of these days, I'll start another Urban Unease thread to see if there's still interest.

I'm working on a list of ideas to bump it with, in case it doesn't get off the ground spontaneously.

>>50727356
I can run a game for you.

>>50747611
can i join too?

>>50748100
Only solo campaigns, but seeing as that anon didn't reply, tell me how to contact you

I'm trying to learn STarcraft Alternity but am too scared to actually run it for fear of being a crappy GM or just unable to integrate the new options SC2 added

Non-/tg/ bonus
I like SC2, it has issues but I overall enjoyed it's story and lroe as well as the gameplay

I'm going to try and start up a Weaverdice game with my friends after reading all of the awesome logs from the other Weaverdice sessions. I'm really nervous. It's my second time running a campaign (and this is my first "big" one) and I'm worried about things like not getting all the lore/history right, not having the right balance of powers (i think most of my npc capes are blasters or strikers) or them managing to derail the "main plot" too early--although of course they should be able to do what they want. None of them know much about the Worm setting, so there's that, too. I'm worried that people are going to die early and /or lose interest in the game if I'm too boring or stuff like that.

Also one of the players doesn’t like the idea of not having a say in the powers her character would get. I'm worried that if I hold firm about her not being able to decide too much she's going to leave. But on the other hand, one of the points of Worm is that you can't choose your own powers, or else people would just decide to become, like, Alexandria or Contessa or people like that.

>>50748946
Oh, i assumed it was just a general secrets thread. Ok then, something /tg/ would hate about me: I'm that DM who lets their players run wild all over the place. I feel like I'm too soft because I don't want to hurt them even if it's to the detriment of other players.

>>50723605
amazingly enough, you're right. But I've also seen grown ass men and women act like it's highschool all over again. Be responsible sucks doggy ass

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>>50738686
thats a natural bit of story telling. as the rising conflict reaches the peak the more real the stakes become.

But I like playing against type. So in the silly campaigns I keep folks to the plot and not derail. In my serious games, I play the comedic relief. In a light all comedy game nothing gets done. In a heavy all serious game everyone gets emotional drained. You got to have the small ups and downs

>>50741499
I once ran a game so we didn't have to run through our killer gm's plot

>>50722758
I am a true heal slut, and i want to be the cock bitch both in game and in real life to my party. none of them even know im gay.

I shove my dice up my ass one by one before each session and dont wash them
It makes me roll better

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>>50750308
But are you trappy? That's the important question. Big, fat, round ass.

>>50750361
Im not very trappy from the front, but i have been mistaken for a girl from behind many times
and i do have the ass you have described

>>50750392
Proper healslut material, then. That's all you need to be a proper cockholster. A fat ass that bounces right when it slams against a groin like the bitch you are.

>>50750642
I never expected to get turned on this way on this mage board. Its making me really want to make what i want clear to my party.

>>50723562
You sound like a normalfag pretending to be an actual proper roleplayer. Just my observation.

>>50750392
>>50750642
>>50750701
this thread has take an odd, but not unexpected turn of events.

>>50750701
Oh, its fine, dear. I know what little whores like you want. You want to be totally emasculated. You want every game to start with you stripping for the group, and then vanishing under the table. You want your asshole to go from * to O. You want the beat of flesh on flesh to be the soundtrack to the game.

Don't you, you fatassed faggot?

>>50750737
not him, basically strait and you managed to turn me on, well played

>>50750737
Holy shit yes i do
stop this, i might actually try to get my group to gangbang be at this rate

>>50750754
Thank you! I RP primarily online, so writting is sort of my craft, and I like to think I'm good at it. One thing I enjoy a lot is taking some trappy boy in an RP and just...well, see above. Emasculated, trappy whore who loves it. Fat butts are made for stuffing, regardless of sex. No homo. (Well, just a little).

>>50750784
Just make it clear what it is. There's no strings attached. Just your fat, faggot ass for their use. On game nights, you're their whore. Flat out. At most, you're allowed a thong that shows off just what they get.

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>>50750308
>>50750361
>>50750392
>>50750642
>>50750701
>>50750737
>>50750784
>>50750817

>>50750817
Will do. Never thought i'd be doing this sort of thing to be honest though.
Now the question is raised on what to do on group yugioh nights

>>50750855
What the fuck do you think? You keep that fat, faggot ass on offer for them. If they need to drain their nuts, you drop, and present.Face down, ass up. Just like the bitch you are.

>>50750877
right, of course. Thank you very much! I'm talking to one of the group members now, I hope they're up for it.

>>50750916
My advice? Might take it slow. If you really got datass, show it off. Ease them into it. Wear short-shorts around the group. Start getting them to use you one on one. And then once every one of them's fucked you like the fag you are? Just strip, and drop under the table. They've all seen it, at that point. There might be some whining, but they've all turned your thighs red at that point. Its no different.

Oh, and keep talking to me, fag. I'm enjoying this, and might as well since the thread's dead, and there's not really anyone else here, hm?

>>50730666
As a GM, I tend to fuck your type over by easily showing how much of powergamers, metagamers you all are, which you always are almost by mutual inclusion.

>>50750959
Thats a good idea, i'll try to get them each individually first
also from your tone its getting really difficult to not respond with a "Yes sir!"

>>50751002
I learned from the best. I'm bi, myself, but the love of my life is a saucy little redhead. 4'10, and one of the best doms you'll ever meet. I know just what buttons to push for little faggots like you.

Other advice that I *highly* recommend you follow: shave. Shave everything under the eyebrows. Yes, its a cunt and a half, yes, it takes a while. But you want to come off as an effeminate bitch to these boys. You don't want them to see hairy ass, you want them to see full, soft girl-ass. The whole angle you want to approach this is "N-no...no homo!", as odd as this sounds. Focus on that. Its not gay, you're just taking care of their primal, male needs, because you're built for it.

>>50751070
everything IS already shaved, except for my facial hair sometimes when i get lazy. the leg work for getting them all individually might be a bit difficult or tedious, but the outcome is just too sweet to pass up

>>50751098
Might want to think about shaving the face. I'll trust your judgment on it. Oh, and another important thing is? Once you start, no take-backies. You're their cumdump, from there on out. You can sob, you can beg, but they're all aware that you want it, and your cries of "S-stop! G-god, oh god!" are just there to spur them on until they hear the splatter of a few million of your wasted sperm hitting the floor. This should be their mental image of you, from this POV. http://68.media.tumblr.com/aacfd25baa6daa56c40bc75dbb0af2d4/tumblr_oaj2juZPWE1tqs92so1_1280.jpg

>>50751223
Oh i plan on shaving my face for this! and why would i ever want to back out? im up for being a cum dump about 1-2 night a week! sounds like heaven to me!

>>50751261
I hope your well hung. Trust me, nothing turns on a straight or 'straight' guy more then turning some well hung faggot into their bitch. Sure, you got a big cock...but you're not using it. No, you're too busy firing off hands free as their cockheads french-kiss your prostate. Just how fat is your ass, anyway?

>>50751323
my dick is about 7 inches and pretty thick, so im decently hung. and my ass is to the point where i actually have to special order pants online, and I've met a lot of women, including black women, who are jealous of my ass.

>>50751355
Yeah, as long as you can get them over the no-homo hump, you're fucking doomed. That ass is getting cracked open six ways to sunday. You said you were talking to one. He coming over to be the first one to initiate you into table cumdump status tonight?

>>50751395
Im working on him, he's kind of the one that i figure will be the hardest to get into it so i figured starting with him would be a good idea. Nothing concrete yest, but im going over to his place for drinks in a few days. Any advice on how to get him?

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>This thread

>>50751422
Like I said, focus on your attributes. You know what they're going to want to see you. Face down, ass up. That's going to be your role. So something kinda tight that really shows off the fatness of your ass. Don't hestate to get him a bit tipsy, but don't go into full on drunk. You don't want a panic after. Just a bit buzzed to ease the idea, but not so much he can try to claim "I didn't want that fat ass split on my dick." Make jokes about gays or heal-sluts. Be a bit of a tease. Know your limits. And if you get him going? Then at that point, short of drawing blood, you let him do whatever the fucking hell he wants to do to you. If he wants to pin you against his window and hammer you until you whitewash it, you let him, you fucking faggot.

>>50751479
Jesus christ im so hard from this, I hope he fucking pounds my faggot ass
>>50751461
jokes on you, Im into humiliation so the idea of this getting shared only makes me harder.

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>>50751461

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>>50751461
/tg/: Totally Gay.