oh shit it's the inquisitor, everybody act cool!

>>50707015
Eat his ass while giving him a reach around

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>>50707015
HA!

You fell for the old Fake Inquisitor dodge!

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Sup

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>>50707047
Did I, now?

My only romantic pleasures are emotional support, handholding, and sex in the aquila position!

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>>50707817

>>50707817
>the aquila position
How would it work

>>50707015
reminds me that i should spend less time around teenagers

>>50707985
Faith in the emperor

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>>50707015
Oh shi- erm, greetings, noble Inquisitor! A fine day to... inquisit, is it not?

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>>50708045
The word you're looking for is 'inquire', heretic.

>>50707985
Considering how the aquila is a two headed eagle, meaning that as a position it would have to involve merging in the flesh at least partially, it's gonna be heresy.

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>>50707015
Ei

>>50708054
Ahaha, yes, of course. Thank you.

You might want to go "inquire" over there, I'm sure you'll find something far more interesting than little ol' me.

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>>50707015

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>>50707015
Just a normal Guardi-I MEAN stormtrooper here, Inquisitor! Nothing heretical or xeno related here!

Please don't shoot me!

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SCOURGE AND PURGE!

>>50708320
kek, I remember the good ol' day when /tg/ made a squad composed only of xenos with a single normal guardsmen and everyone trying to pass for one
Even the Tyrannid

>>50707985
It's the one where you mount the object of your amorous advances, perch on top of their raised posterior and flap your arms to maintain balance.

It is the most sacred and natural method of procreation, recovered from an ancient data archive on Holy Terra.

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>>50707015
Everything is cool. Killed some Xenos lately? I got some big Xenos lately.

I go find the biggest skull I can and sit on it.
It should put me above suspicion.

>>50708876

i can't believe a sat and watched that whole gif.

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>>50707015
>needing to act a certain way in the presence of the inquisition implies that you have something to hide.
>hiding something from the inquisition

If you're default behavior isn't naturally in line without the threat of authority you're already BLAMable too be honest.

>>50708572
Got any sources on that? Sounds like something fun to look into.

>>50711839
That makes two of us.

>>50707985

The aquila position is a varient of what we call the "fusion" position today, which is preformed in zero-g. The only differences between the Aquila and The Fusion is that because it is in zero-g the act is preformed with belts holding the partners together, the man places his legs on the womens shoulders as well, and both parties arms thrown back to brace against nearby walls. The arms act as the wings of the eagle, the couples conjoined bodies as the torso, and their head are (obviously) the two heads of the eagle. The impracticality of this sexual practice mean that it's only purpose is for tantric sex rituals venerating the emperor, and is practiced only on certain pleasure worlds.

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>>50707015

>>50715477
Three, no regrets

>>50707015
'ELOL ME LAHD! FER DAH EMPRAH!

>>50708836
underrated post

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>>50707015

Witness me!

>>50716365
four

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Nothing wrong here Inquisitor

>>50721208
five now

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No sir, nothing heretical here. Just a, uh, study-session for the big test.

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>>50721420
6

>>50721692
7

>>50721726
Eight

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>>50721773
Nine.

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>>50721894
10

>>50721911
12

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>>50708054
I'm pretty sure it's inquisit.

>>50721927

13 reporting in.

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>>50721927
Yeah, I was the eleventh one

>>50708572
Sauce pls

>>50723543
Holy shit that was probably the longest gif I've ever seen

>>50723806
And I still watched it.

>>50723543
cool gif
thanks !

>>50723527
Guess I'm 14th?

>>50723806
Longer than
>ring ring

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>>50707015

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>>50707015

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FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK YOUUUUU INQUISITOR

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>>50707015

>>50708836
I originally read that as the object of your armored advances

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>>50708572
Source?

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>>50707015
Allo guv, here for your scheduled weekly pre-lunch Wiccan sexual intercourse?