Well, /mtg/?

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Guess I am a faggot.

>>50705714
Fuck Creatures: the Tappening and whoever made this chart.

>>50705797
I really want to be, actually.

>>50705821
Creatures: The Tappening is a meme, though. The top decks in standard are a midrange control deck and a combo deck, and that's the only thing that said meme really applies to, though.

>>50705870
I haven't really kept up with standard for a while now, I flaked out after Khans block because it was too creature heavy.

>>50705882
I don't blame you.

And don't get back into Standard, it's still balls. It's just a different sort of balls.

Actually Kaladesh limited does suck because of creature overload.

>>50705714
How is U/R smug fedoralords? I don't get the reference. (it's my second fav after W/R)

>>50705714
>Mono R
>Not the paragon of enlightenment.

Try again.

>>50705714
>smug fedoralords
You misspelled "pro tour winners."

>>50705714
>Boring
>Merfolk Player
>Moron
>SUPER Boring
>Smug Fedoralord
>Master Race
Thanks anon

>5 colors
>play slivers exclusively
What's that say about me?

> boros
> master of anything

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Faggot smug fedoralord master race reporting!!

>>50705714
>mono black doesn't exist
i will fuck you with a god damn rake, we do too exist, we are the edgelord supremes and typically high tier players.

>>50706245
Someone's triggered

>>50705714
>black/red
>not that kid with the silk screened flame shirt, fedora and chain on his wallet

Every fucking kid in school, I swear to god.

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>UG
>Okay
kek

Give me a solid blue/black deck

I want to become the biggest faggot possible

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>>50706772
Turbo faggots play Black/Blue mill.

>>50706783
My enjoyment comes from others displeasure. You are feeding me anon.

too bad i have no idea how to build a mill deck but here goes nothing

I use to be a woman, now I'm just poor

>>50705870
I've played since 1997. You cannot deny that magic has become more creature focused since then.

It's not necessarily a bad thing. Creatures used to be garbage really. I just wish they would make other spells more viable. Bring back two mana counterspells and four mana board wipes.

>>50706800
Not him but this deck has day two grand prixs

Which if you don't follow competetive magic means it's pretty good

I wouldn't fucking play it but here it is

https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/instant-deck-tech-ub-mill-modern

Elves master race reporting in

>>50705714
Apparently I'm Chinese, who knew

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>>50705714
>I don't exist

>BG master race reporting in
I like my graveyard a lot.

>>50705714
Yeah, I always knew I was super boring, anyway. It's just a fact of my life.

Hell I don't even play UB and I don't think there's any color combination that comes close. Plus it's the color of Storm/Doomsday. Can't go wrong.

Also GB is shitty midrangey retard stuff and everything that's wrong with recent Magic. And RW is mostly always a pile of steaming shit.

>>50705714
Apparently I'm chinese now. Fuck.
所有我想要的是税收你乱搞

Uhu.... new woman then.... nice, send me free booster boxes.

>>50705714
I guess I'm okay according to a poorly made picture on the internet. My life is so validated right now.

>>50706176
Wow, at first I thought that image was bullshit, but we have living breathing proof it's correct right here!

>>50705714
Poor Master Race reporting in

Master race reporting in!

Everyone ready to have a fun time!

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>>50708743

>>50705714

>Born from White South African Family
>Consider myself an Orzhov

Fuck, better start learning Mandarin.

>Boros
>sharing the title of master race

Boros is supreme.

>>50705714
Poor and boring in modern.
Master race in commander.
This describes me accurately.

>>50705714

Looks like I'm okay!

>>50705714
Huh. Looks like I'm a woman.

>>50705714
>no 3 colors
Shit list

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>>50705714
Rakdos Master race reporting in...
Guess I'm also Chinese now.

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Hijacking a dumb thread.

How would you describe players of each color and combination, anons?

>W -
>U -
>B -
>R -
>G -

>WU -
>WB -
>WR -
>WG -
>UB -
>UR -
>UG -
>BR -
>BG -
>RG -

>WUB -
>WUR -
>WUG -
>WBR -
>WBG -
>WRG -
>UBR -
>UBG -
>URG -
>BRG -

>WUBR -
>UBRG -
>BRGW -
>RGWU -
>GWUB -

>WUBRG -

>>50709851
You first

>>50709875
OH SHIT SON

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>>50705714
>Reducing oneself to some mana
Sliver master race reporting in

>>50705714
I guess I'm boring in legacy, and super boring in pauper.
>>50706800
You know what you want to play anon? Pauper teachings.
No creatures, your wincons are evincar's justice and curse of the bloody tome.
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/pauper-ub-teachings-25807#online

>>50705714
I guess I'm a Smug Fedoralord faggot who plays merfolk.
I might be a part of the master race, but at least I'm not a women, or Chinese.

>>50705714

I guess I changed sex, then.

What about white/blue/black or other combinations? In my example, Super boring chinese faggot?
What if I play pentacolor, or pure artifact?

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>>50705714
>Green
>New

Is it really that obvious? Because I am new in MTG and I choosed green deck

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>>50705714

Good.

This needs 3-color options tho

>>50711062
I've been playing mtg since 97 and I still like to use green decks. That chart is shit.

>>50705714
simic master race reporting in

gimme them delicious +1/+1 counters mmmmmm gobble em up

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>>50711115
>>50711159

You 2 are alright

>his favorite deck isn't a b/g dredge

>>50705714
I don't exist.

FEAR ME, FOR I AM LORD OF ENTROPIC DISORDER

fuck, my favorite is red, but i mainly play legacy merfolk. I hate blue.

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>>blue/black
>>faggots
Git good.

>>50705714
What is colorless? Artifact/MUD/Eldrazi players are a special kind of person.

>>50711062
It is. That isn't to say you can't be an expert and play monogreen, just that monogreen is the commonest deck for the noobs to choose as their first.

>>50712573
"Speshul"

My UR Arti deck is so great tho

>>50705714
>Master Race
>Master Race
>Don't Exist
>They're okay
>Exclusively Chinese
But I'm white.

>>50712601
Then you're boring.

>>50705714
>BR BG player

Not surprising desu

>>50709851
>>W - Boring
>>U - Boring
>>B - Boring
>>R - Boring
>>G - Boring
>>WU - Less Boring
>>WB - Less Boring
>>WR - Less Boring
>>WG - Less Boring
>>UB - Less Boring
>>UR - Less Boring
>>UG - Less Boring
>>BR - Less Boring
>>BG - Less Boring
>>RG - Less Boring
>>WUB - Cool
>>WUR - Cool
>>WUG - Cool
>>WBR - Cool
>>WBG - Cool
>>WRG - Cool
>>UBR - Cool
>>UBG - Cool
>>URG - Cool
>>BRG - Cool
>>WUBR - Fun Loving
>>UBRG - Fun Loving
>>BRGW - Fun Loving
>>RGWU - Fun Loving
>>GWUB - Fun Loving
>>WUBRG - Tryhard

>>50705714

Naya and Temur are my favorite color combos, even though I usually end up drafting Boros or Gruul when it comes to limited.

What does that make me?

>>50705714
>love green wedge
I'm an okay master faggot.

>>50705714
Turbofag... I mean, Turbofog player here.
>They're okay
Gee, I wish Wizards agreed with you...
We used to be competetive.

>>50705714
Guess I was Chinese during Innistrad, weird.

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>>50705714
>9000 hours ms paint

>>50705714
>Poor
yeah.

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>Paying top dollar for a card you can print yourself for nearly free?

Why do you faggots do it?

>>50715059
>"watch my pronouns"
>Chadbrochill that is Naya
bruh

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>>50715059
oooooppppsssss
forgot the cancer

>>50715153
i am clearly fishing for hate.
just bait bruh, you can change the picture, this is a debate

>>50715240
Naya tokens and monsters is fun as fuck

>W - Want to control but don't want to play blue. Alternatively, honourable baddies.
>U - People who desperately want to play competitive solitaire
>B - Depends wildly on the set, to the point of lacking any identity.
>R - People who don't actually like playing and prefer the waiting time between rounds.
>G - People who miss the simplicity of when they were learning and just enjoyed smashing face. Alternatively, people who have an unhealthy lust for elves.

>WU - People who don't want either player doing anything all game.
>WB - Removal addicts.
>WR - These poor, poor schmucks.
>WG - People who like having creatures on the field but don't want to play aggro.
>UB - People who get off on having other people watching them masturbate to their own degeneracy
>UR - The Fedoralord comment was spot on here. They're all smug know-it-all types.
>UG - Synergy addicts? I'm not sure, Blue/Green is as hard to pin down as mono-black.
>BR - Crazy idiots and lovable scamps.
>BG - People who want their graveyard to be their hand instead.
>RG - Creatures: The Tappening (The real one, not MaRo's addiction to boardstate clogging)

>WUB - Artifact babbies.
>WUR - Fedoralords on next-level drugs.
>WUG - Blue Green, but even more.
>WBR - The only way to make Boros viable.
>WBG - Netdeckers.
>WRG - Good looking, attractive people who are fun to be around and will always, always lose.
>UBR - The Degenerates to end all Degenerates. Everything bad about UR and UB taken to an aggressive extreme.
>UBG - "Competitive Commander" players.
>URG - People who love gimmicks,
>BRG - Surprisingly boring people.

>WUBR - Rich, Brainless Goodstuff
>UBRG - Rich, Brainless Goodstuff
>BRGW - Rich, Brainless Goodstuff
>RGWU - Rich, Brainless Goodstuff
>GWUB - Rich, Brainless Goodstuff

>WUBRG - RICH, BRAINLESS, GOODSTUFF

>>50715451
>WUG - Blue Green, but even more.
That should read as 'White Green', but even more.

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>>50715260
post list...
and if you have teh time
shit on my deck / colors

>>50715451
this is pretty spot on.
no arguements.
validates my experiances.

>>50715469
Haven't played Naya in standard for a few cycles, but I had been running voices of resurgence, a few Trostani, a couple angels of thune, a couple assemble the legions, some Domris and Xenagoses, boros charms, usually an Elspeth, ghor-clan rampagers, and stormbreath dragons.
I know there was other shit in there but thats what comes to the top of my head - I won a bunch of FNMs with it in a very heavy mono-black, mono-blue, and BW/Esper control heavy meta.

So like...what am I if i play all 5 colors in one deck.
I play slivers [for fun].

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>>50715588
>88
nice both the dubs and the wins.
assembles and charms have a way of wrecking my table.

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>>50715627
see
>>50715451

you have more $$$$ than brains, and your prolly just a casual kitchen table guy.

>>50705714
>not playing tri color

>>50715638
They were really damn good against mono-black at the time, and the boros charms saved the game really often against BW/esper control.

I just felt the meta was a little stale and running Naya was a bit more fun for me and the people I played against, even if probably about 1/8th of my games I got mana screwed.
Oh, and I ran those 3 cost 4/4 trampler/uncounterable elephant men too - those were great

>>50705714
I am a woman. I never knew. o_o

>>50715703
was it spot on !
it was spot on wasnt it.

>>50715201

where's jeskai/bant you hack

>>50715789
MAGA !!!!

lulz

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>>50715789
seems legit

>>50715912
>"I almost had you"
Yes - now THAT'S Naya.

>>50715912

so then

WRB - Boros is dead, long live boros

WGB - EXALTED!!!1!

>>50715451
>UBG - "Competitive Commander" players.
I just like critters, synergy, and interacting with my graveyard.

You are now aware of the fact that playing more than two colors is for degenerate idiots.

>>50716601
Yo hey Naya is fun for everyone

>>50705714
i guess im super boring, but at least a win

>>50715201
you forgot my favorite, WBR

>>50716773
>>50716399
wgb is pretty much exalted for sure

wbr... warriors ?! have i even played a deck of those combos ?

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>>50716891
ALRIGHTY

let the splerghing begin

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>>50716891

shitty_tribals.dec

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>>50716995
ah ha
ffs
frickin graphic design master here nao boi-yos

>>50716996
Why is he 7/2.
With he he works wouldn't 7/1 be enough.

>>50716996
that cmc... that 2 " tough"
wow
it is shitty tribial.
must be why so rare.

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Hi

>>50717138
>not wasteland
u fukn casul

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>>50717124
the indestructible is not always "on", also fucking damn near any spell will wipe him, and he cannot even chump block with out gettin his shit pushed in.

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>>50717138
hi princess darlin fuck-boi

>>50717174
>also fucking damn near any spell will wipe him
Yeah, and with 1 toughness any spell will fuck him, reinforcing his flavor as a glass cannon.

>>50717198
I don't get what's going on here.

>>50717212
nothin pix related is related to themselves,, litterally just a selection of card pix on my cell to show to whichever store attendant that i wanted to buy that day.

>>50717205
true dat....
maybe it takes a deathwind stronger than a slight breeze ?!?!

>>50715451
What the hell runs WRG? Some crazy not-zoo?

>>50717294

Burn in Modern is usually Naya

>>50715451
>WRG - Good looking, attractive people who are fun to be around and will always, always lose.
I think the joke was they don't exist.

>>50717294
Naya is fucking fun dude - you run monsters and planeswalkers that make monsters/get you monsters and make tokens that are also monsters, and then you run a few things to occasionally protect your monsters if you feel like it

>>50717328
I thought burn was a good deck in modern? Then why would people agree with that listing?

>>50717353
You know what is a good deck in modern?
Storm.
I don't care if the likelihood of me winning isn't that high if I can cheese that tryharding shit out of the tourney he thought he was gonna win.

>>50705714
Well shit, I guess I have to buy a fedora now.

>>50705714
Mono B/Jund/Mardu master race.

>>50715451
>WR - These poor, poor schmucks.
>WBR - The only way to make Boros viable.

Ouch

>>50718686
Boros burn is a thing though

>>50718727
Which format let me play it immediately can I field Skyknights?

>>50718740
Skyknights aren't terribly great though

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>>50705714
>>50715201

Beat me too it.

>>50717333
Oh. I guess I don't exist then :(

I only play wedge as a true patrician

>>50718788
I know, but it was my pet card when I started.

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>>50718789
counters arnt phaggooots
stated right in the pix

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>mfw I am QT elf gril

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>>50719645
ELF GRIL IS BEST WAIFU

damn is she so lewd

>>50705714
what red blue is fun

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>>50719680

Rakdos think they are the primy orgy guild, but they can't match Selesnya's lewdness. Ever had mind-bending tantric sex with a tree while a trio of elf-maidens braid your hair and swap saliva while riding a centaur who is tenderly fucking some sort of wolf-elemental while you all ride a giant penis worm?

>>50719854
Yes.

>>50719854
See, you say that, but can you imagine how much of a pain in the ass it is for a Ledev that's just trying to get through his shift and the hive mind keeps broadcasting that into his mind?

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>>50719930
Chinese race is the master race.

>>50705714
According to a strawpoll only a month old Black is literally /tg/'s favorite color. Your image is retarded, OP. "Doesn't exist", yeah sure, and all those oh so great RB and GB players are ALWAYS equally fans of both colors too, right?

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>>50715059
>Naya is the trans color combination
>not Mardu with its mono red but color-self-identified RWB literal tranny card

>>50721501
Well I mean, morons are listed at mono-red, so...

>>50705714
Feels good to be ok

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posting superior chinese removal