Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>50700235
Looking forward to seeing what all this book has to offer. Not sure about this class, depends on what the Eldest grant.

Is there a way to tastefully kill of a characters family in a backstory?

>>50700898
Have them die of illness or childbirth. No chance of foul play because of those things, and they actually were pretty common in those times that Fantasy games are meant to represent.

>>50700898
Illness, childhood, old age, accidents. Something that doesn't stand out much, and something your character isn't massively hung up over.

Just present it as a thing that happened, as a fact of life.

>>50700898
War if they live in the country side. If they live in a fortified city? Plague.

New rule: Your character's max level is equal to their number of living parents, siblings, or children

>>50700898
Use it to present a plot hook that helps tie you to the world, or to the campaign as you know it. Either a distinctive creature/villain killed them, an organization that figures into the area the campaign will take place in, or the culprit was someone involved with a major antagonist the GM has already told you about (Gaedren Lamm in Curse of the Crimson Throne, for example).

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>>50701028
>milfposting again

>>50700718
What are the best Paizo-only classes starting at level one? Gestalt game, GM didn't want anything third-party.

>>50701038

Another example is like, the three characters in Rise of the Jade Regent who've got dead people from the fire.

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>purify a Chromatic Dragon egg

What does this get you, anyway?

>>50701057

Oradin - that is, the Oracle and Paladin, is the greatest 1pp gestalt combination out there, easily rivaling the stronger 3pp builds possible.

>>50701028
Do half siblings count?
If they do, does sibling child count as one or two levels?

>>50701028
>children
It's time to stop.

>>50701086
From level one? I dunno. GM's pacing is a little slow, I don't think we'll be leveling up much at all. I'm looking for something that will work from the word 'go' and not something that'll be good five-ten levels from now.

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>>50701094

>sibling-child

we're approaching dangerous territory here

>>50701104
>>50701057
>level 1 start
>slow leveling

If you're not at least level 3 within the first few sessions, something is very, very wrong.
Noble Scion (War) Feat + Lunar Oracle||Paladin Gestalt a best.

>>50700898
So here are few deaths that happen in some of my character's backstories:
>brother died while off to war
>mother died in childbirth
>father died of strangle cough
>mother died by being kicked in the head by a horse
>sister died when she was young and got sick from something unknown
>father died by getting shanked in bar room brawl, killer was hanged a month later
>strangled father to death
>brother disappeared, found later having broken his leg after falling down small chasm, dies of exposure
>sister spontaneously combusted
>brother joined gang, died in gang violence during teenage years
>mother died in large fire
>father dies of alcohol poisoning
>brother died of syphilis

If it was not clear these are different characters.

>>50701065
Who would those be? Also isn't that bad since that's tehcnically using meta knowledge, granted Rise of the Runelords is by far the most common AP so it would be hard to not be a little spoiled on it.

>>50701137
Trust me. GM likes to do it slow. We're talking level 3 after... three months or so.

>>50701028
character's current family:

>Andes Harparr, Father
>Brione Harparr, Mother
>Gyles Harparr, Older Brother
>Thurey Harparr, Older Brother
>Elell Harparr, Older Sister
>Rarder Harparr, Younger Brother
>Sane Harparr, Younger Sister
>Abet Harparr, Grandmother
>Joycie Payne, Grandmother
>Rasmundus Payne, Great Great Uncle
>Nieles Payne Sr, Great Grandfather
>Nieles Payne Jr, Grandfather
>Nieles Payne II, Uncle
>Alel Payne, Cousin
>Annel Payne, Aunt
>Joane Payne, Cousin
>Mera Payne, Cousin
>Rewilh Harparr, Uncle
>Hony Harparr, Uncle
>Yellis Harparr, Aunt
>Mickel Harparr, Cousin
>Alice Belmont, Great Aunt
>Rickard Belmont, Great Uncle
>Hepmon Belmont, First Cousin Once Removed
>Ullis Belmont, First Cousin Once Removed
>Ivar Belmont, Second Cousin
>Eilen Belmont, Second Cousin
>Mickey Belmont, Second Cousin Once Removed
>Tyran Belmont, Second Cousin
>Fillman Belmont, Second Cousin
>Helga Milleen, First Cousin Once Removed
>Omar Milleen, First Cousin Once Removed
>Copor Mileen, Second Cousin Once Removed
>Capre Mileen, Second Cousin Once Removed

Get on my level.

>>50701143
>tfw you most recent character idea has all siblings/parents alive, grandparents too.
Long life spans are a hell of a drug.

>>50701143
>sister spontaneously combusted
>strangled father to death
>brother died of syphilis

Some of these seem a bit more... extreme.

Question: When will the path be found? How long does it take?

>>50701147

>Omza's mom
>Casimir's wife
>Noah's sister and father(?)

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>>50701153
>level 3 after 3 months
>the implications of likely being level 1 for at least a month

Maybe that's fun for you guys, but level 1 and 2 are absolute garbage, and even my level 1 start-happy GM makes sure we're never there for long. Shit can slow down to a crawl after that.

>>50701147
>>50701204

Oh, and it's not *really* meta-knowledge since the Late Unpleasantness is common knowledge, including the great fire that took out the church and half the town.

>>50701179

We found the Path, anon.

You're seeing us on the Path.

The path of pain.

I need help, I need names for mercenary companies. Here is what I got so far:
>The Ash Eaters
>The Silver Guard
>The Crow Men
>The Bloated Toads
>Harindel's First
>Harindel's Third
>The Corpse Talkers
>Four of Seven
>The Amber Rings
>The West Waters
>The Barrel Scrapers

>>50701147
>>50701204
Were we talking only people who had relatives die in the fire, or people who had someone die in the fire as part of their backstory? I could have sworn we had more than those three, if it's the latter.

>>50701215
>Oh, and it's not *really* meta-knowledge since the Late Unpleasantness is common knowledge, including the great fire that took out the church and half the town.
Isn't NToRacle living in said church when the Late Unpleasantness happens?

>>50701216

>The Gold Standard
>The Second Sons
>The Bitter Steel
>The Grand Company

>>50701216
The Sons of the Vulture.

>>50701236
>I could have sworn we had more than those three, if it's the latter.

A quick ctrl+f for "fire" only got me those three characters mentioning the Church Fire.

>>50701038
How's this
>Dad is in foreign land
>Meets woman
>Woman is married to another man
>Shit happens, Dad helps entire family escape bullshit
>he settle into the same city they do
>Has his own family, PC is born but mom dies in child birth. Dad is bitter, but not abusive. Just kind of emotionally neglectful.
>Dad notices PC get's along with Woman's daughter, starts to live vicariously through the PC. The bond but he subtly feeds PC his own bitterness and hangups.
>Woman dies. Dad commits suicide/dies in an accidenthe faked his death and fucked off to try to find a way to have her resurrected, he eventually goes nuts and is implied to have become a serial killer/started working with BBEG

That sounded a lot cooler in my head.

Han Solo's an orphan. So Jin is, too. Who wants to his Wookie buddy?

>>50701211
It's not fun at all for me though. One time I made a soracle and it was a hellish mistake which is why I've come to you guys for advice so I don't mess up again.

Anyone got suggestions besides Oradin? Seems like a good combo, but I figure I should keep my options open a little. At least a wis and int counterpart. I was thinking of Druid or Cleric/Monk for wis. Maybe Wizard/Fighter for Int? It's gotta be something that can take off from level one.

>>50701274

This might not be the popular opinion, but you actually had me up until that spoiler. It's the right kind of raw life that makes it feel like he *had* something, you know? It wasn't butterflies and unicorn farts.

>>50701216
>The White Company
>The Gallow Glasses
>The Routiers

That's all I got and they're just ripped from history. One's even a bad pun.

>>50701266
i'd have to go check for sure, but I know Gil mentioned it. I think the person in question in that instance may have been Nualia, but fuck if I know. One anon was claiming that guy was awakened by a magic sword, so it may have just been some tinfoil hat bullshit.

>>50701327
Honestly I can nix that bit. The real point is that I want to emphasis my characters dad/mentor filled his head with some unhealthy ideas, not out of malice but because he was a messed up guy.

>>50701376
>not out of malice but because he was a messed up guy.

I wouldn't say he's *that* messed up, he sounds incredibly human; he met the girl of his dreams and she was fucking another man - a healthy, well-mannered man that wasn't treating her wrong, and filling her with babies in plain view of him in the same city.

That's enough to give anyone some hang-ups, and even if he could push that all down to the subconscious, well, it's all going to come bubbling back up when one of his own starts dating that girl's daughter.

>>50701421
> it's all going to come bubbling back up when one of his own starts dating that girl's daughter.
They really weren't dating, just playing together as children. They were just friends, though the PC did have a crush on her though.

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Alright, I'm back, my belly's full, and I have a bunch of images ripped from a PDF.

>>50701516

Is it just me, or does Seelah look whiter in that pic?

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>>50701516
Oh the places you'll go

So the Brewkeeper from the last thread. Would be unreasonable to ask if I could be a brewmaster of a different god, but still one of alchemy?

>http://archivesofnethys.com/DeityDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Haagenti

I want to be a Haggentite Brewkeeper since he governs Alchemy.

>>50701535
>realm of the Fey
>having a static map

what

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>>50701535

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>>50701575
It actually gets explained later on with an item.

>>50701577

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>>50701575
>sea without a shore
>has a very clear shore

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>>50701594

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>>50701612
Skipping over Feysworn...

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>>50701632
Here's that Fey Map

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>>50701649
Everything you never cared to know about Gnomes, the original fetishposting race.

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>>50701663
And now we get to the Eldest. This is particularly useful for people interested in the Feysworn.

>>50701663
>the original fetishposting race.

Oh my god they really were, remember when we had the ole discussions on Lini and her possible sexual interests?

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>>50701684
For some reason I get Sheogorath vibes from this guy.

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>>50701703
>elder fey of fucking in the tall grass

>>50701688
I miss those days.

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>>50701716
It's a cool idea for a demigod, you're literally living on it.

>>50701718

They were innocent times sure, but we would all be lying if we weren't just as sincere with our lusts then as we are with our Advanced Shitposting now.

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>>50701733
It's literally just a Wisp with a crown.

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>>50701716

>Legion of lovers
>Literally an insatiable fuck-tree living in a land where any man could be equipped with all sorts of exotic packaging

Jesus Christ.

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>>50701747
He looks bored.

>>50701767
I like the design of this one actually, it's a cool Janus thing

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>>50701784
Fucking forgot the image.

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>>50701792
I guess when you're a dude whose major distinguishing feature is "wears a hood" you get stuck with a lame name.

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>>50701814
Hey look, and even MORE unkillable Linnorm!

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>>50701827
>chronomancers, samsarans, would-be immortals, and time-travelers
>time travelers

>>50701827

WHAT ABOUT FAFNHEIR

THE FATHER OF ALL LINNORMS ALREADY EXISTS

WHY MAKE A NEW ONE

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>>50701762

>living fuckland
>wisp
>wasp
>sexually charged wasps

we're going places even bondage fairies never dreamed of

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>>50701844
#FirstWorldHistory

>>50701845

>why make a new one

because paizo is a complete shitter of a company and creatively bankrupt

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>>50701855
Alright, time for some random locations

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>>50701867
City on the back of a giant elephant looks pretty cool

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>>50701880
Actual maps even

>>50701844
That bitch looks way too damn smug, it's making me uncomfortable.

>>50701880
Oh man, i love shit like that. I had a campaign a while ago where there was a giant mechanical spider that moved across the ocean with a city on its back, making it the most effective trade city on the planet.

>>50701716

Not going to lie, having sex up against a tree and then whispering some surprising secret to your lover is open to all sorts of memes.

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>>50701923

>>50701847
I'm pretty sure there was a Wasp fucking scene in Bondage Faeries.

Oh god why do I know this?

>>50701083
A much more specific hue of within the range of that chromatic type?

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>>50701028
Do *created* sentients count? Like, say you're a good roboticist...

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>>50701083
>>50701962

>mfw we will never get an adorable, NG Red Dragon that just wants to do the right thing so she can get paid and roll around in the reward money

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>>50701978
Got some good fey deals with the fey bargains here

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>>50701955

swarms of sexually charged hellwasps in each orifice as thorny vines hold your adventuring party down, just an appetiser for the main course as the pestilent, insect-ridden spore-covered treant approaches

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>>50702002
Brief two pages about the Tane.

>>50702002
Lovin this.

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>>50702018
And the Bestiary

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>>50701955

is there any other general on /tg/ that has more shitty OP images than /pfg/?

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>>50702002

>The buyer's promise to carry a mysterious box without opening it for 1 year

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX

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>>50702039
The Choxani is kind of interesting looking, although the fact that it's Medium makes the proportions weird

>>50702056
>an engagement ring.
>you ruined the fucking surprise.

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>>50702061
Electric dolphins and giant skullmoths

>>50702051
Man that and Alice in Sexland were some of my first forays into hentai.

Good times.

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>>50702075
And to finish things off, the Gerbie.

For real though, that touch attack is stronk.

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>>50702069

>The box was enchanted
>The Fae could see and hear everything
>They've been watching you
>Waiting
>Listening
>Remembering every detail
>Just so when you open the box, they could truly say they know all your filthy little secrets, and they still want you
>And you ruined it
>You bastard

>>50701577
Valeros looks so happy.

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>>50702090
And that's that, I'll see you folks in about a month for Qadira and Healer's Handbook.

>>50701516
Oh, this is a thing.

...I wonder what this means for Gareth's Lord of the Mists?

>>50702115
Thanks man! It's appreciated.

>>50702108
>Hey guys, I finally got that handbook with the weapon training secrets in it, I'm feeling GOOD right now!
>Now let's check out this weird tent, surely nothing will fuck me over in here!

>>50702085
>Have Taiwanese roomate in the dorm
>The guy would sit there at his computer, legs splayed up across his desk, a hand in his tidy whities
>reading stuff like this
>yfw his snoring is such hearing safety hazard that after a month seeing this doesn't even faze you anymore

I often slept in the basement under the pool table near all the water tanks where it was warm....

>>50702135

Brutal.

>>50701083
I'm of the opinion that if you change a dragon's nature, it oughta get a severe downgrade--after all, they're born already entrenched in their nature and as mentally developed as an average human. If you tried to give one greater free will, he'd probably be born as smart as a human baby.

>>50701792
I might have to make a Cleric of Magdh. I love the concept, and she has great domains and a good favored weapon.

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>>50702153

>Mentally "retarded" Red Dragon that wants to do the right thing

Aww!

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>>50701716

Welp, I know who'd I be worshiping if I ever got around to making that Avowed (Fae) character.

>>50702115
>Healer's Handbook
Oooo....
It better include some cute subs

>>50702210
It's just be a bunch of jaded assholes tired of dealing with DPShitters.

>>50702176
Yeah, I gave the dragons in my setting ancestral memory to justify the "always" alignment and their wyrmling stats. They probably have some pretty conflicted feelings on fate--you start weaker, but have a higher ceiling.

>>50702115

>Qadira

WAIT

WHAT?

MORE INFO ON QADIRA?

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>>50701844
Time Travel you say...

>>50702248
I can just see Paizo fucking that up big time.
Oh well, I can always just do what I've already done with Katapesh and copy-paste some Al-Qadim over it.

>>50702264
... anyone remember that old DOS game for Al-Qadim?

>>50702248

IT'S ALMOST BEEN A DECADE.

10 YEARS.

120 MONTHS.

AND WE'RE STILL LEARNING THINGS ABOUT A SETTING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD AND BURIED A YEAR AGO.

WHY.

>>50700718

>yfw you made a new thread, you though it was slow but it turns out someone made a thread already.

I'm sorry.

>>50702274
I came across it while searching for Al-Qadim material, but don't know much. Was it any good?

>>50702303
well, as 'good' as any game from that era can claim...

It wasn't bad, worth a couple of hours if you can get it for free certainly. Top down little slightly-action adventure.

The Dark Sun games were amazing though.

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>>50702292

Well here's everything of worth from the false thread

Food and Cooking Homebrew Rules
http://pastebin.com/djYJKkcF

Monster Harvesting:
When you slay a creature, you may opt to havest it's body for materials. After spending one minute uninnterrupted minute carving up the body of a creature you've slain, you get a colection of useful monster parts equal to 1/4th of XP reward of that creature in gold. You can use this as credit for any craft, however when used for Magical gear, the type/subtype of the monster parts used may alter the effects of the enchantment given at the GM's Discretion. (Icy burst, might become flame burst instead. ect.)

>>50702351
>WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE BOMBFISH

Getting a spare page just for ammunition was the greatest QoL upgrade ever.

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>>50702351
>When you slay a creature, you may opt to havest it's body for materials. After spending one minute uninnterrupted minute carving up the body of a creature you've slain, you get a colection of useful monster parts equal to 1/4th of XP reward of that creature in gold. You can use this as credit for any craft, however when used for Magical gear, the type/subtype of the monster parts used may alter the effects of the enchantment given at the GM's Discretion. (Icy burst, might become flame burst instead. ect.)

All I want to do is kill a rare and deadly beast so I can use it's pelt for my mantle.

Is that too much to ask? How much would a White Lion mantle cost me, anyway?

>>50701814
I like him, he seems chill.

>>50702375

Anywhere between 5 and 200 gp.

Depends on if it's reversible and studded with gems.

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Has your mentor ever died, /pfg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLOZ-lsfmIA

What would YOU do with a kleptomanic catgirl who's cold all the time, constantly craving warmth and finds it hard to pick pockets or locks anymore ever since she got cursed by an ancient artifact from a pre-human tomb?

What would you do if all she really wanted was a cure for the curse so she can go back to stealing artifacts and selling them to rich assholes for money, but is so frustrated with her body being cold and shaking and numb that she's prone to emotional outbursts?

>>50702422
Yes, but he was old as fuck and died in his sleep. His death was what pushed her to leave home and put those sailing and sword-swinging lessons to use.

>>50702467

I'd offer my tent and my bed for all-night spooning but only if she works with us during the day.

>>50702467
I'd tell her that she just needs to chill out.

>>50702467
Laugh at her, throw ice cubes at her, fake shiver, etc.

>>50702467
Help reform her and give her lots of cuddles and headpats.

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>>50702467
A couple of kids will keep her warm.
We'll get to work on that.

>>50702467

Wait, does she *feel* cold all the time, or is she actually cool to the touch?

Because one makes certain things a little rough.

>>50702467
raw sex with a full load finish

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>>50702585
Yes, but only if you accept me.

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>>50702585

Your fur is rough and matted.

>>50702585
yes, but only because you asked like a good girl.

>>50702593

Wouldn't that feel really, *really* good for someone who's naturally cool all the time?

Heck, even finishing on her stomach or back would feel incredible.

>>50702467
Butt stuff

Then probably touch fluffy tail

>>50702606

WORST DUMMY

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>>50702467
Drink a few gallons of hot water, let her lay against my belly as a impromtu Hot Water Bottle

>>50702498
>>50702500
Catgirls are not for bully

>>50702489
l-lewd!

>>50702582
>>50702593
I'm not sure that would accomplish much! The blackest blood fills her veins; her line is tainted until the end of days

>>50702530
Adorable!

>>50702590
She's actually cold to the touch, anon! Not extremely cold, but chilly! A black blood's curse runs in her veins!

>>50702640
Well the answer is simple! Remove her blood! Replace it with some nice fresh red blood, thatll warm her up.

>>50702582
yazan pls

>>50701827
>Father of Dragons
>laughing_apsu.jpg

>implying Karaphas isn't the First World reflection of Azlant's capital

>>50702623
it'd be so good, that she'd most likely get addicted to the "warmth" you give her

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>>50702640

>A woman that craves people touching her for the simple pleasure of warmth
>Calling a hardcore full-body hug "lewd."

I won't offer twice, you know!

>>50702467
She needs to make friends with an ifrit and cuddle all the time.

>>50702679
Tiamat knows who she boned and this guy weren't it.

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>>50702687

Okay hold on, wait a second. This was all in good, lewd fun but now you're entering the territory where I'm awfully tempted to ask details or better places to talk 'bout this stuff.

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>no new fey races
>no playable satyrs, nymphs or spriggans

>>50702733

>Paizo
>Ever letting you play hung hunks or bombshell beauties
>Or even creepy blue things.

>>50702731
Ha, well let's not and say we did. At work and this is starting to distract me way more then intended.

>>50702733
I'm surprised that at least Fauns aren't a statted out race, they tend to adventure don't they?

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Looking at the mind sphere, is the enthrall ability worth it or should I just keep the suggestion? Enthrall seems to do everything that suggestion does.

Also what other talents would I need to not suck? Subtlety seems nice, as does Powerful, Group and Expanded, but which of those should I grab first if at all?

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>>50702783

BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU PLAY A FILTHY HUNK, YOU ANIMAL.

>>50701905
>Godsarm is under a god's corpse
>The Wound is a puncture wound in his side
>like that which might be made by a spear

IT'S IHYS.

>>50702691

Oh well okay then, hugs it is!

>>50702783
There's a distinct lack of fae races in PF in general outside of elves, drows and halflings.

Even DSP's Fae Book has a distinct lack of fae like most of the Tuathe De Danan.

Look at all the fae races in myth that would fit a playable race.
Changelings, Pixies, Nymphs, Satyrs, Dullahans, Spriggans, Kolobok (inspiration for the muffin man and the gingerbread man, and arguably Pinocchio) several Yosei (Japanese fairies like the Koborokuru (Japanese Lilliputians) Mujina (badger people), Tanuki (raccoon dog people), Nekomata & Bakeneko (cat people) and Inugami (dog people) are all considered Fey.

>>50702858
Aww, just one? Surely, you wouldn't lead a lady on like that.

>>50702863
It's a festival! There's many like it every year and it's not like I won't see plenty in my time. Are you upset I asked him first? You should have been more forward. Shyness is good, but men will never fall for you if you are /that/ shy,

>>50702908
Those all seem like normal monsters to me.

>>50702908
>>50702958
>Changelings
Want
>Pixies
Want
>Nymphs, Satyrs
Meh
>Dullahans
YES!
>Spriggans
I checked their bestiary. Meh.
>Kolobok (inspiration for the muffin man and the gingerbread man, and arguably Pinocchio)
No
>Koborokuru (Japanese Lilliputians)
Halflings
>Mujina (badger people)
Maybe
>Tanuki (raccoon dog people)
Someone already made a homebrew
>Nekomata & Bakeneko (cat people)
Catfolk
>Inugami (dog people)
Skinwalker

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>>50702863
If they were truly good for eachother, neither would need ask.

>>50702908
I can agree with most of those but Dullahans? They don't seem like they'd be fucking around in adventure parties though I guess it depends on the game.

Sounds like there's some lewd posting going on here, better join in!

*unzips dick*

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>>50703025
A-are you insulting me? Am I not good enough then?

>>50702992
Changelings should be a playable race just like in 4e (Doppelganger)

Nymphs and Satyrs definitely deserve to be playable races.

Dullahan is a monster and should be killed on sight.

Kolobok is basically animated living constructs like the wyrwood and android

Mujina, Tanuki and Inugami?
Really? More monstergirls alongside the kitsune-posting flooding /pfg/?

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>>50703080
>>50703093
>hating Dullahans

do not bully the chuuni!

>>50703028

There's a dress for every dance! I'm sure you can figure my intentions for silk, soft as sin - why, I'd hardly ever want to keep my hands off you as we dance under the lanterns~

>>50703112
The hell is a chuuni anyways?

>>50703127
What are some interesting drawbacks to take? They all seem either "this doesn't matter" or "this cripples you severely". What are your favorite drawbacks to take?

So if I'm an entropic sage Hedgewitch and take Ki Leech monk power, do I get Spell Points back when I kill things?

Answer is probably no, because that would be crazy but I feel like it's worth asking.

>>50703140
It's a Jap word for elementary school boy behavior, the unironic edginess of little kids.

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>>50703149
Whoops, didn't mean to quote.

It's always really bothered me that a dagger and a greatword made of the same special material cost the same (beyond the initial price of the weapons themselves). Also how hard it is to get by weight values for non-mechanical items like goblets and stuff. Is a system for special materials entirely by weight viable, /pfg/? How would I determine the cost? Would it throw game balance off too much?

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>>50703093
>Mujina, Tanuki and Inugami?
>Really? More monstergirls alongside the kitsune-posting flooding /pfg/?

Yes, really. More monstergirls!

>>50703140
Japs are so fucking pressured to conform and memorize shit for tests from a young age that somewhere around 8th grade (literally, "8th-grader syndrome") some of them just fucking crack and start having delusions of being shonen jump characters or the like.

>>50703149

Covetous and Lame are both real fun!

>>50703165
I thought it was more of a middle school thing.

>>50703185
You're right. As >>50703176 says, it's a reference to 8th graders, I mistakenly thought 6th graders.

>>50703165
middle-school actually. and it hits girls as well.

It means they finally broke from all the violin lessons followed by cram school followed by homework followed by actual-school's-homework followed by studying followed by 5 hours of sleep followed by piano lessons followed by school six fucking days a week since they were like three. Now they think they're the fucking batman or something.

>>50703180
Where are those? Are those from a new or 3pp book?

>>50703200

They're both Paizo, go to http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/oracle/oracle-curses for a full list!

>>50703200
Cures.

Do you mean trait Drawbacks, Sphere Drawbacks, or just general non mechanical character drawbacks

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>>50703112
I want to rip off her head and transplant my head onto her body using dark rituals! And then throw her head into a furnace!

>>50703210

This.

What the heck was I thinking, the anon didn't ask for Oracle curses!

As for good Drawbacks, I've always been a fan of Cruelty, Hedonistic and Haunting Regret.

>>50703092
go back to that mech-lover you call a hugpillow, you.

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>>50703112
Yes, bully the chuunis!

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>>50703244

>you will never rub Megumin's flat chest against your back

>>50703208
>>50703210
>>50703228
Yeah, sorry. I meant trait drawbacks. How's the sleepy drawback? I like the idea of it, but it seems like it'd impact the party a lot. Is hedonistic bad for money or do GMs realize it's RP costs?

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>>50703258

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>>50703231
How about you make me you bully!

>>50703259

Hedonistic is, 90% of the time, the Drawback you take when you want an excuse to get a dick shoved in you/shove your dick in something. It's a good Drawback but golly oh molly is it not for everyone.

>>50703273

SLAPPING THEM WON'T MAKE THEM ANY SMALLER.

jesus fucking christ

this general should be purged

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TELL ME ONE INTERESTING FACT ABOUT DRUMA RIGHT NOW.

SOMETHING I MIGHT NOT KNOW FROM YOUR /PFG/ MEMES.

TELL ME.

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>>50703244
>s2 anounced

>>50703279
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY!

>>50703294
If only there was some other thread where lewdfags could be contained. Wouldn't that be nice?

>>50703294
I don't know how or why it got this bad.

Like there were undertones of this shit but it's come in full force now.

>>50703302
>those faces. those faces, man....

>>50703279
If it's for a lewd campaign, that's good right? How likely are you to get into situations where you do something in the first 4 hours of the day? I almost want to flavor it as not being a morning person or something. Could I remove the fatigue some how with magic?

>>50703309
congratulations, you'll split it between /pfg/ and a couple of guys talking about pathfinder.

>>50703309
>>50703311
I think having a constant general is a mistake. We should get rid of it and just have threads when people actually have something to talk about.

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>>50703302

>mfw Megumin was poised to win the Kaz Bowl
>mfw Dorkness is actually in the lead now

>>50703318

Hedonistic is literally all about getting pleasure, whether that's physical or mental. Most people assume this means your character is getting dicked or doing the dicking, but it can also mean they love their wine, or enjoys feather beds and silk sheets over a bedroll.

>>50703309
Pathfinder doesn't have enough content or discussion to maintain a general. We /ded game/ now. The only reason we get so much shitposting is because you fucks think we need to have a thread up 24/7. If you just made a thread when you needed to, this wouldn't be a problem.

>>50703349
Best end for all involved would be Megumin wife with Lalatina as mistress.

>>50703355
well you could start by vacating the thread yourself, making one less shitposter to keep threads up.

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>>50703342
nah, the reason our general exists is primarily because we're a containment thread to prevent spreading our degeneracy everywhere else.

>>50703349
>and then the lead goes to Aqua and then to every other girl because harem status quo

>>50703349
Hmm, so could I say "sleeping in/drinking/taking my time with my mornings" counts?

>>50703355
It does, you fags just can't seem to do anything but bicker and jerk off. Something fucking happened that made these fucks super hormonal.


We've had slow periods and it was never this bad.

>>50703093
Changelings are playable you goober. Paizo changelings are closer to mythological changelings than the shapeshifter ones.

>>50703372
We're containment, yes. But that doesn't mean we have to be up 100% of the time.

>>50703372

I would unironically be fine with Kazuma ending up with Aqua, they've already got a cool dynamic.

>>50703355
>>50703342
As long as some people want there to be a general, there will be a general.

The bigger question is, if you truly believe what you just said, why do you stick around here to complain about nothing happening when you can just ignore the generals and drop in whenever you want to talk about something, instead?

>>50702090
>Aura of Friendship
>you are now imagining a Hound Archon, a Yaenit, and a Fire Elemental sitting down with a cup of tea because one of these got summoned near their battle

>>50703374

You could, you really could! Make your character lazy and fond of their pleasures, and blammo, they're hedonistic!

>>50703396
kazuma wouldn't be fine with it though. And if it's a goddess he'd go for, he's already got his sights set on ch~ er Eris

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>>50702467
SHE IS COLD, YES?

FIRE OUGHT TO HELP WITH THAT.

>>50703400
>why do you stick around here to complain about nothing happening
I don't stick around. I check in once in a day or two and today was particularity degenerate.

What the fuck.

>>50703427

Kazuma would be worse off without it, anon. They bicker and bitch like an old married couple, what they've got going is a staple of romantic fiction... Only without the fucking.

>>50703386
It was never this bad because the game was still alive at that point. Pathfinder is a dying game. It's only propped up by semi-decent 3pp and the monthly Paizo bloat we get. Why do you think Starfinder is coming out soon? Paizo knows their game is dying and are trying to set something else up before it's all gone.

>>50703400
Look at the Japanese TTRPG general. They are rarely on the board for more than two subsequent threads, if that. Just because there are people who want a general doesn't mean there's actually enough discussion to keep one up at all times.

>>50703386
You mean at least two actual lewd games being run? That happening?

Seriously though, you don't like it, leave. at least there's just ONE of these at a time, unlike the motherfucking quest threads which used to take the entire first two pages of /tg/ on a constant basis and were even worse.

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>>50703372
frankly, regardless who wins, my dick will be happy.

>>50703452

There's something quite tragic at how Paizo's response to the aging of their game is, rather than try and make a new, more coherent fantasy setting, they decide to say "FUCK THAT" and go off to SPACE.

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>>50703422
I guess it works! Do I need to spend gp on the entertainment? Thanks for helping with this, have a birb-brush.

>>50703464

>Darkness
>No abs or defined muscles

But why?

>>50703477

That birb is the best! The absolute best! And I don't think you need to, the cost is assumed in the time spent lounging or the cost of the pleasantries!

>>50703464
>Darkness not wearing cilice
>sexualizing Megumin

>>50703474
>rather than try and make a new, more coherent fantasy setting
Because that has worked out so well for the other six companies that have tried.

>>50703433
You aren't buildposter unless you build post.

>>50703498
>Darkness not wearing cilice

Darkness only likes it when other people order her around, anon.

She's not a fan of demeaning herself, she wants other people to demean her.

>>50703301
There's an exclusive and expensive mausoleum in Kerse called the Golden Ossuary. Once a year the Resplendent Bureaucracy holds a raffle allowing a group of explorers 24 hours to raid the tomb and take out anything they can carry. Between the number of entrants and the chance of a team not coming out the Kalistocrats make a tremendous profit, but the riches within tempts treasure hunters every year.

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Sorry for lewdfagging, /pfg/. I just wanted to try some RP of a new character concept, since it's unlikely that I'll get into RotJR. I never meant to blatantly shitpost.

>>50703451
It's not the good kind of bickering; he gets that kind with both explosions and dorkness.

Aqua is genuinely *a bad person*, and an enabler as well. She's exceedingly selfish, her int capped out at level 1, she causes a lot of trouble. The relationship they've attained by this point is probably the limit.

fuck, Eris shows up onstage and EVERYONE realizes they're staring at the f***ing goddess, while Aqua's own Axis Cult (and consider the connotations of that name in japan) is pretty iffy about Aqua even when she directly claims her divinity and shows them a few miracles

And you can't tell me Kazuma and Eris don't have a great rapport.

>>50703464
.... I'm saving this one under the filename "Blessings".

>>50703477
goddamn that's adorable

>>50703514

It's okay, we've all lewdfagged at least once in our times here.

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>>50703496
I'll have to see what the GM thinks of it, but I like the sound of hedonistic. It seems like it's more about giving a motive to RP something. Have another smol birb.

I think we should have a separate thread for lewd posters but name it a Fantasy Craft General

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In a war between the Elemental Planes and the First World, who would you side with?

>>50703528
Speak for yourself.

>>50703515
>And you can't tell me Kazuma and Eris don't have a great rapport.

All I've seen is the anime, where Eris kinda shows up for one scene after Kazuma got decapitated by the Winter Shogun.

>>50703515
Eris is truly the best girl. Fite me.

>>50703543
Ah, in the novels...
Well you'll see.

in fact, you've seen much more of Eris than you think....

Alright lads.

One of the PCs is a royal from a foreign nation. He's the 12th child and has come to the kingdom housing the campaign to attempt to gain some alliances that will let him overcome some of his brothers.

I want to have one of these brothers attempt to kill him off during a dinner.

Any suggestions on the kind of things I could add so the party can attempt to prevent this?

>>50703561

She's the Goddess of Fortune, right? Are you telling me every time Kazuma was stealing panties, she was guiding his hand?

>>50703567
Ninjas jump in though the windows and try to stab everyone with knives.

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>>50703528
Thanks, but according to >>50703538 and >>50703542 it's not.

>>50703567
>Any suggestions on the kind of things I could add so the party can attempt to prevent this?

HOW is he trying to kill the PC?

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tfw not even sure if tabletop is all that good for me.

tfw getting more and more antisocial by the second.

tfw both games are once every two weeks so you feel really alone.

tfw you're really lonely

>>50703578
Anon!
That would imply she GAVE him hers!

>>50702814
Any help on this one guys?

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>>50703513

Anon, that sounds like the Dead City in Osirion, the start of Mummy's Mask.

I genuinely want to know more about the lesser memed places of this setting, please take responsibility.

>>50703606
>tfw you can't greentext

>>50703596
Well he has two plans.

A) Poison the PC's food.
B) Invite the PC to walk the gardens with him and have multiple assassins "ambush" them.

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>>50703606
Nigga, are you me? The more I try to roleplay, the more I think I'm fucking garbage at it. And the more I learn of the system the more I hate combat, even with 3pp. I just don't know where to find enjoyment out of this.

The only RP I've liked has been cuteposting but we hate that now so time to fucking kill myself!

>>50703616
I haven't read Mummy's Mask, so I wouldn't know. You can find more on the Golden Ossuary in Tombs of Golarion.

Were you aware that Druma was founded on land granted to the Kalistocrats as compensation for brokering a deal between the five dwarf kingdoms of Five King Mountain, and that Druma has one of the highest dwarf populations of any country in Golarion?

>>50703606

I'd unironically try and make you less lonely, but by asking for information I would come across as even more lame and awkward.

>>50703621

The food tastes bitter.

They can see the slight of hand to put some poison in the food.

Perception to notice the sweating of the prince.

Loads of ways!

>>50703640
There are other hobbies dude. Plus you are probably just fucked up due to brain chemicals.

>>50703464
anon, you just made MY dick happy

>Dat T H I C C Dorkness

>>50702814
I try to stay the hell away from mind control personally...

If it's reliable go for group or expanded. small suggestions on a lot of people can be a much more powerful result than stronger suggestions on just one, unless you bag yourself a king or the like whose orders can do just that much.

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>>50703657
>probably just fucked up due to brain chemicals.
So there's no fixing it?

I'm stuck in this hell.

>>50703640
>The more I try to roleplay, the more I think I'm fucking garbage at it.

The thing that makes this a multilayered feel for me is I'm really good at voiced roleplay and shooting the shit through casual conversation... But when it's text-based? Oooooh boy, I'm an awkward little autist that wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and bit my handsome ass.

>>50703653
True, I'm just struggling to figure the other SEVEN PCs into it.

The Paladin being with the targeted PC would make sense since she's his hired bodyguard, but the other 6 are harder to work out.

I don't want them to feel helpless while a party member possibly dies.

Am I a monster for wanting to play a wizard specialized in support and utility with a big bag of tricks to help the party out.

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>>50703642

>Golden Ossuary is real
>Gilded bones

Oh... Oh gosh. I'm sorry about that.

I kinda knew that about Druma though! Really explains how they're so wealthy, doesn't it? They've got exclusive rights to tariffs and trade with THE wealth producers of Avistan!

>>50703673
Is there something wrong with the Mind Sphere? It seems useful to persuade people in social situations. Would you say to go with suggestion over enthrall?

>>50703640
Don't *try* to roleplay. Just put yourself in the character's shoes and let your thoughts flow from their little biases, their anecdotes, their upbringing... those shape how you talk and respond.

Oh but you're not wrong about the system. Pathfinder isn't a GOOD system at all, we're just all kinda stuck with it because everyone else we know mostly plays it because everyone else they know.... you get the idea.

There are many other game systems out there though, and you'll surely find something actually enjoyable.

I rather like the Unchained Heroes combat myself.

>>50703672

Darkness was always extremely attractive, but she wasn't ever supposed to be "thicc."

She's got a solid core with visible abs and some really powerful muscles, but still has her wide hips and fat tits.

>>50703683
In terms of other people - set your expectations low and you'll be rarely disappointed.
In terms of mood altering substances - sky is the limit.

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>>50703464
>not including the succubi girls
dibs on 4th column 3rd row

>>50703711
Nothing wrong with it per-se, just severe ethical distaste personally.

I'd recommend suggestion; you can get LOTS of use out of basically 'jedi mind-tricks' compared to "suddenly this person is your friend". Less risk too, suggestion is "hey I should go hit the bathroom now while it's dark and quiet" (a guard, right before leaving his post in the dead of night for just a minute while you pass)

If I use an unarmed strike in Elemental Nimbus stance, can I make the extra energy damage non-lethal if I make the strike non lethal.

>>50703709
Their attention to trade is the main reason. Andoran has the Lumber Consortium, but as a whole they're more focused on the people than wealth. Molthune is too busy fighting Nirmathas, and Kyonin, well, they're too busy being filthy elves. Their wealth isn't because they negotiated with the dwarves, they negotiated with the dwarves because they want to be wealthy. They're often called a bureaucracy, hell, that's what they call themselves, but Druman ambition is a major driving force in getting shit done.

>>50703683
No. I fixed mine by taking bupropion. Go talk to a doctor.
Nothing I said implied it was permanent. Further proof your brain chemicals are making you irrationally sad.

>>50703692

Well, could you tell us a tiny blurb about each of the six? They could be all over the place keeping the PC safe or even uncovering new plots.

>>50703764
>62 girls
>summer vacation has 62 days
coincidence?

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>>50703721
Yeah, and that's the best. Wide hips but thin and athletic is amazing.

Hell, she's so center of kazuma's strike zone that seeing the real thing he was convinced the succubi had upgraded her dream image to give him ultra sexy dreams.
>he wasn't even sleeping yet.

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>>50703464
>mfw I just want more qt lich cake

>>50703789
Oh hey, I'm on bupropion too! It's working pretty great, much better than the stuff that gave me suicidal thoughts.

>>50703689
I used to think that I was kind of okay at in-person, but every once and a while I see someone who just does this so much better than I can hope to. It's the same with when I tried improv comedy. I'm just awkward and awful. Lord knows I can't write well or fast enough for any of the online games here.

>>50703717
What does this even mean? I can get like 75% there, but then there's something that just fucks it all up. Like I almost can write something out but then I hit some sort of wall and everything crumbles.

>>50703750
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>>50703805
There's no way I could afford shit like that.

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>>50703801
>62 days

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>>50703803
You stop that.

>>50703830
The shit is an age old generic compound. It's literally like 1 dollar a day.

>>50703830
Prozac is always the budget option.
Or various natural substances.

>>50703797
Sure.

Half-Orc rogue from an oasis city that is feeling a bit lost in a kingdom that hates him, finds some solace in working with the targeted PC.

Human Cavalier that is basically a glorified bounty hunter looking to clear his name.

Human Warder that doesn't give a shit about all this political stuff if it doesn't benefit the north.

Human Eldritch Guardian that is rather slow mentally and is out to avenge his childhood best friend, follows the party because they keep him from getting himself killed.

Half-Elf Divine Marksman that is out for adventure and finds city life strange and confusing.

Human Gunslinger that is out to explore the world and hunt down the guy who killed his brother.

Basically, the party gravitates around the targeted PC because of the opportunities his station as a noble have given them and he tends to pay them for their assistance.

>>50703174
I WANT TO TOUCH BIG FLUFFY TANUKI BALLS!

>>50700718
sauce for that qt boy?

>>50703802

Honestly I knew Darkness was going to win the moment I saw she had Kazuma's dream figure, that only really happens with the Best Girl.

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>>50703896
male tanukis have huge balls
female tanukis have big fluffy tail

STOP IT!

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

>>50703830
>I used to think that I was kind of okay at in-person, but every once and a while I see someone who just does this so much better than I can hope to. It's the same with when I tried improv comedy. I'm just awkward and awful. Lord knows I can't write well or fast enough for any of the online games here.

The idea has and always will be to just find your happy corner of the roleplay - I've got some partners who are absolutely incredible with accents or can make you weep with their passion, but does it bother me? Sometimes, but then it's my turn and I do what I need to, and my party members love me for it.

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So! What are some of your favorite pets/familiars/cohorts/artificial family members you've ever had, /pfg/?

>>50700718
>just want to play a gestalt game that isn't lewd
PoW/Psionics being allowed, would be nice, but honestly it isn't that big a deal to me now. The last time I played in something like that was over a year ago.

>>50703985
But what if I have no corner? What do I do then?

>>50704000
>So! What are some of your favorite pets/familiars/cohorts/artificial family members you've ever had, /pfg/?

It was the snow-white ermine of our resident Ulfen Witch, some platinum-blonde beauty who was caught wandering naked in the snows and regarded as slightly insane.

It was tiny, adorable and apparently enjoyed crawling all over my character's head.

>>50704009
I need Psionics at the very least.

>>50704000
Favorite Familiar - Ioun Wyrd
Favorite Companion - Split between Roc and Allosaur
Favorite Cohort - Clockwork Slave as an alchemist or wizard

>>50704016

Then you MAKE one, anon. There are four players in the party, four corners of a room. You have your place, and it is *not* the "bad" one.

If all you can offer the group is an occasional grin and a solid character, then you know what? That's great!

>>50704032
Why even bother limiting yourself like that given how astronomically low the odds of it happening are?

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>>50704026

It sounds like he liked you, anon. Maybe he wanted your character to hang around her.

How cute was she, anyway?

>>50704000
>Pet
Dire Bat easily wins here
>Familiar
Bat, Rat, and Raven all tie
>Cohorts
I prefer the sort of ones you use to do your dirty work. Particularly roguish types.

>>50703830
hm.....
okay. Have you ever commented "yeah, that asshole would totally do/say that" about someone? Roleplaying is basically an extension of that.

When you roll up/write up a character, you're choosing where they're from, what their stats are.... you literally get to attribute how intelligent they are, how wise they are, and how silver-tongued-devil or raging-assburger-shithead their communication skills and general countenance they are!

Even shit like class abilities can alter someone's world view. Take someone who lives and breathes magic for example. When shit like that is a core part of WHAT you are, it can also be part of WHO you are. It taints what "normal" is to you.

So take those items, and combine them.
>He's from a devil worshiping country which doesn't so much "want to sacrifice to teh evils" but really admires their ability to keep the trains running on time
>You're not like the other kids, timmy. You rip out their secrets from their minds.
>Your intellect is average, but your high charisma makes it likely you can just coast on brown-nosing; assuming you can find the right "patrons" (or was that "marks" I forget)...
>your agility but low resilience mean you're damn good with a deck of cards, but have long since learned that once the guy you're scamming knows what you've done, you're going to the fucking hospital if you're not already well and gone.
>hey you know who's fucking ASSHOLES to your entire family? Ustalav. Fuck everyone from there
>your resistance only makes my dick harder

When you put all this shit together, it becomes suddenly very clear how your character might see the situation.
>This asshole from ustlav seems suspicious as all fuck. Maybe it's because he's a fucking ust slav. Fuck those guys. Imma rip some thoughts out of his head, I bet you it's all bad.
>Don't be fucking stupid, trumpet girl. Do you like waiting in line? I bet you like waiting in line, and delays. And errors in your taxes too.

>>50703833
the best disney thing since the original Tron

>>50704074
Because I fucking hate Vancian casting with a passion.

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>>50704054
>tfw your group is PFS-tier and you're the only one who even tries to RP and you do it poorly.

Now before you guys decide to make a new thread. there's one already up from when this thread was made.

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>>50704077

Hate to say it, but the game died before we could ever get to the meat of the quest.

This was back when the Game of Thrones books were real big, she basically looked like a platinum-blonde version of Val, the Wildling Princess only quite a bit bustier.

>>50700718
What's the best lightsource to use when you're in a cave, you need to know an object's colors and you don't want every fucker from the darklands to see you from miles away.

>>50704135
Man, you gotta get over that. The less players there are looking for a gestalt game in the first place, the less chances there are for a GM to feel like stepping up to the plate to run one.

>>50700718
>Which is your favorite new super-sugoi 1pp prestige class?
Easily Brewkeeper