Who wins?

The autist, only because is the most cool and calm.

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>>50672274

>doubting the power of autism

>>50672274
The Driver

>>50672274
Someone stat them pls

A real human bean,
And a real hero...

Travis Bickle is a trained soldier, and is clever enough to buy a fucking gun so he wins easily.

Holy fuck I just realized how much Heroin Bob actually looks like Travis!

>>50672274
Well Bickle has had at least one autistic impersonator while the Driver has had none that I'm aware of so for that Bickle wins.

>>50674117
>implying you'd recognize a Driver impersonator
let me drop some pasta off /tv/
Driver has the benefit of potentially being subtle.

>decent looking guy, having a good job
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift
>Watch drive for the first time ever
>Changes my life, I want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so fuck it.
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie
>I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts
>Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee
>Oh fuck yes
>Play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple
>We fuck
>Waitress and I start dating
>Keep up my Driver shlick
>She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as fuck
>Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy fuck lol.
>One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand
>She's browsing movies, stops on Drive
>Oh fuck...
>"You seen this yet Anon?"
>Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do
>Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing"
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years

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>>50672274
travis is the sort of crazy proto-/k/ that gets you with his springloaded dillinger rail aster you thought you shou him down, and then lives cause 9mm

>>50674150
Yeah but Hinckley Jr is way more famous than some autistic from /tv/

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>>50674150
That would fucking suck having to pretend to be someone for years in order to not be alone

>>50674150

This is why don't browse other boards than /tg/ and /b/, this shit doesn't have the proper twist.

>>50674150
>tfw couldn't pull this off as the Taxi Driver

Your chances with the cute girl would blow up in your face the moment you took her to a seedy porn theater on your first date.

>>50674398
try it with enough girls and eventually you'll find a freak.

>seedy grindhouse theaters hardly exists anymore
Oh wait.

How in the fuck is the tg related?

>>50675463
CN murderhobo vs CG autistic loser who refuses to roleplay

>>50675463

Isn't "X vs Y" like one of the first games people play as kids?

>>50674150
nice copypasta senpai

>>50674231
I'd imagine pretending for so long makes the mask a second nature