>names the party bard would choose for his/her own alcohol brand

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Creampie Ale

>>50670560
Flaming Bar Fireball
>Label has a picture of a treant on fire, and a lengthy disclaimer that the makers of this drink are not responsible for the fact that it ignites when exposed to air causing injuries. There is also an advertisement for the Flaming Bar itself, which the players own after murdering the bartender, the bar, and most of the staff.

>>50670560
Maiden's Touch, a sweet cherry wine
Maiden's Scorn, a very strong liquor with cinnamon

>Eagle's Splendor
>Remove Fear
>Suggestion
>Confusion
>Feeblemind

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>>50670688

>Maiden's tears
>basically not!champagne

>>50670560
Rohypnol

>>50670560
Seductive Song Saison

>label is a picture of the bard giving a "seductive" look

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>Window's Swan Dive
>label is a naked man leaping majestically from a window as two visible women, one wrapped in bed sheet and the other fully clothed, throw his clothes and harp out at him

Dragon's Seed
>is actual dragon semen which is naturally alcoholic. Females use extreme caution. All wizards, warlocks, and magical beings must have a permit to purchase. Starting price 5000 gold a bottle

3 -penis wine, "because 4 penis wine is illegal"
>contains the severed penises of the natural and unnatural worlds' most virile animals: tiger, bugbear, and duck. Rumors are there is a variety brewed by demons that uses human, orc, and incubus instead

>>50670927
>Starting price 5000 gold a bottle

that bottle had better be the best 5000 gold bottle in the world for fisting peasant girls with.

>>50670560
>Au Lux Cheri
It's wicked overpriced wine, probably a rose or sweet white. The name is just meaningless gibberish that the bard though sounded impressive and romantic. It's the go too wine for a sleazy romantic date.

Johnson's.

>>50670560
Explosive Runes Brand Ale.

>>50670926
>Cock Rampage!