This is how I necromancer.
>>50648825
You mean you get away with all your horrific crimes against nature scotfree and stronger than ever, now able to perpetrate atrocities anew while the so called lawful heroes just sit by and watch?
>>50648825
This is how I Dark Heresy.
>>50648880
You mean doing it right?
This is how I Seneschal
>>50648930
Getting piss drunk with Arch-Militant ?
>>50648900
This is how I Dark Heresy
>>50648956
And getting friendly with the Rogue Trader.Dutch is the Void Master
This is how I Only War
This is how I Chaotic Evil.
>>50648825
This is how I Secretive Old Man.
This is how I cosmic horror
This is how I Eclipse Phase.
This is how I Space Marine
>>50648825
Ineffectively, with your apprentice being far better at it than you ever were?
This is how I quest giver.
>>50648825
Give 'em the 'OL Razzle Dazzle.
Also, this is how I spy
This is how I barbarian
this is how i swindle the goyim
This is how I muscle wizard.
This is how I assassin
>>50648880
To be fair, they did kill him like 4 times. He seemed to more or less learn his lesson and, frankly, it's easier to just let him do his thing while keeping an eye on him than trying to stop him.
>>50649631
Arguably the best non-outright-victory endgame for necromancers. They might not be happy about you doing your shit, but at least they're not busting the door down every ten minutes and whining about stealing corpses anymore.
Granted, you have to buy the corpses now, but still...
This is how I monk.
This is how I pirate
>>50648825
That is also how I Milf (Male)
>>50648825
Don't you mean Snekomancer?
>>50648900
>>50648972
This is how I paladin.
>>50649570
Nice choice, anon. We should Muscle Wizard together sometime.
>>50651515
This is how I paladin
This is how I chaotic evil and idealistic good
>>50651902
Morty is also a piece of shit he's just not Rick levels of evil.
>>50648825
This is how I barbarian
This is how I Monk.
>>50651927
so more like chaotic evil and "trying to keep it together" neutral?
I just wing it.
I have no examples of what I do because I just fly by the edge of the seat and hope no one notices I'm just making things up as I go.
This is how I [filename].
>>50649570
>>50651754
>>50649795
>doom
>evil
>>50653251
I always loved the idea of some kind of federal agent who used magic to basically become fucking superman in a suit, but then the matrix came out and ruined it forever.
>>50653251
Anime?
>>50648825
>tfw one of my players inadvertently made their character like Orochimaru over the course of the game
Strange feel.
>>50655278
Illya Kaleid I think. This is like the third most iconic scene from ti. The first two involve little girls making out.
>>50654531
Don't ever not do something because someone else already did something similar.
>>50649631
>>50649795
1. Orochimaru did not learn his lesson.
2. Orochimaru isn't buying corpses. He's growing clones, and knows that they're fully human individuals. Doesn't care.
This is how I illusionist
>>50653251
This is how I Muscle Wizard
This is how I cook
>>50655319
I remember THAT scene.
>>50648825
ok, cool
This is how I Guardsmen
>>50648880
I fucking love this. Easily the best thing about Naruto's ending. Maybe the only good thing.
Local snek ruins everything and gets away with it.
>>50661485
Also Sasuke got away with everything with just a "Sorry".
>>50661511
Listen mate if your looking for good writing and logical conclusions Naruto really isn't where you wanna be. Nobody really suffered the consequences of their actions. The Author had no idea what he was doing, pulled it all out of his ass as he went, and had gone full retard long before it ended. Sadly i still read it for nostalgia and because my autismo demanded i know the ending.
>it's another "/tg/ tries to justify a good/make a unique necromancer" thread!
>>50662519
Oh trust me, I know that Naruto became absolute shit as it went on.
To me, it started downhill right after the Chuunin Exams, and there was no redeeming it once it became far less about Naruto and far more about Sasuke.
>>50662568
More about the Uchiha, more like. All the villainous movers and shakers in the plot are Uchiha or Orochimaru, and even he can't stop riding that fan-shaped dick.
This is how I Druid with Intimidate skill.
>>50651902
This is how you do grimbright sci-fi mash.
>>50651754
This right here is the best way to muscle wizard.
>>50651902
Rick did literally nothing wrong.
>>50662568
It's pretty much universally agreed it started going downhill after the Chuunin exams, which was the last time it was about clever use of powers and trickery, and started being full on DBZ and sasgay wank
The only good part was the Itachi plot twist.
Itachi and Kakashi were the only ones who ever acted like real ass ninjas. Rock Lee should've been the protagonist.
>>50662567
>Orochimaru
>good
I hate those threads as much as you do but the guy is the epitome of a villain. He's weaboo Voldemort.
>>50663068
Rick Sanchez is Chaotic Neutral AT BEST, Chaotic Evil more often. The only thing he happens to care about is his family, and more specifically Morty.
>>50663068
Well, how about genociding a whole two universes? For starters.
>>50663119
They had it coming.
>>50662567
>>50663095
Orochimaru is literally in-setting Mengele Rasputin Hitler.
And gets away with fucking EVERYTHING.
And god save me if he ain't a good necromancer, he's great.
>>50653251
Wait, is this supposed to be from Fate/FBI Watchlist? I thought it was nothing but reasons for a SWAT team to kick in your front door.
This is how I paladin
>>50666005
I can never hear his voice and not think of the same guy doing Socrethar in Hellfire Citadel yelling "FLEEEAAAS" and "The finan BOOOINDING"
>>50661485
Best girt winning was pretty great
So was the massive freak out from the people who didn't like best girl
This is how I multiclass monk/paladin
>>50661195
somehow incompetent and competent at the same time?
>>50666867
Exactly.
>>50666867
>>50661195
>"Sarge, there's no way we're going to kill that Daemon Prince."
>"Not with that attitude we won't maggot"
>"Ok genius, what's your brilliant plan?"
>"First, Grif, you'll charge head first at the enemy. Second, Donut, Lopez, Simmons and I will retreat to a tactical position."
>"Then what?"
>"That's it"
>"That's it? But wont I die?"
>"With any luck."
>>50648825
>>50648900
>>50648972
>>50651389
This is how i dark heresy
>>50663095
Rick is CN by outlook, CE by actions.
This is how I traitorous NPC.
This is how I Face.
>>50665900
It features Bazett, who was the best character to not appear in FSN(because Kirei killed her and stole best Lancer, otherwise she'd probably have won the Grail War)
She's basically a kung-fu rune mage, except she just uses the runes to give herself buffs so she can go hand to hand with pretty much everything (except the really high-end/lol concept hax TM stuff) and win. And that's before you factor in her family's acausual sword.
>>50665900
>I thought it was nothing but reasons for a SWAT team to kick in your front door.
Outside the Democratic Socialist Republics of Britain, Canada, and Australia you got nothing to fear.
>>50667644
Fixed it for you
>>50665900
>browses 4chan
>not already on a government watchlist
>>50649526
this is how I try to /pol/ on a board that openly hates me
>>50667832
Thanks neighbor.
>>50661511
>>50648825
This is how I Village of the Damned.
>>50668422
I don't get it
>>50650631
So Dilf?
>>50664445
So he's neither of those three because he survived?
>>50668726
It's implied that Orochimaru's current host body is female, and he in fact gave birth to Mizuki.
>>50668759
>Mengele
>not surviving
>>50667761
Which is an OP as fuck weapon that can counter and nullify (and kill the opponent if properly done) pretty much any attack. Oh, and it's a hard counter for most Noble Phantasms, effectively making her a Heroic Spirit killer if she can force them to use their trump card techniques.
>>50654333
this
richards is evil
you read secret wars right?
>>50662567
No. It's a "This is how I ---" thread.
>This is how I Sense Motive
>>50651754
>ALA is a muscle wizard
He's a CHA/STR bard. That gleam cost him an entire feat
>>50648880
>so called lawful heroes
>implying anyone in Naruto can be called Lawful
This is how I Tabaxi Paladin
>>50649570
You muscle wizard as a jobber who loses an arm in a 1v5 against a child?
>>50668776
The first part is true, the second is not.
>>50662519
There's a bit more to it than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKHQRIFi7KY
This is how I Drow Cadet.
>>50652933
Not that it isn't a shit demon, but in the most recent versions its st/ma are pretty close.
unless the joke was monks are shit
>>50671446
>shit demon
This is how I ^
This is how I monk
This is how I war on christmass
>>50655922
Yeah but he's a good father(mother?) to his kid.
>>50671833
>constantly clones, brainwashes and kills his son in order to find a version of him that will break the conditioning, make his own choices and carve out his own, independent identity
Great dad, or greatest dad?
>>50671551
>you know nothing of shit
This how I monk...
>>50648825
Narutards go home
>>50672119
Dios Mio.
Now I want to clean my room and go for a run.
This is how I Hobgoblin.
>>50648825
This is how I High Charisma
>>50666005
Reinhardt is best
>>50648825
This is how I Cleric
This is how I bard
https://youtu.be/6TS9ugnarQQ
This is how I codpiece
>>50670023
What a terrible video title, I'm not watching that shit.
I know Land of Waves was legit good and Chuunin exams were okay fun. That's enough for me.
>>50669881
looks more like a shifter
>>50662909
yes
>>50668216
But in this case Sakura raped him and not the other way around.
How else do you think she managed to wrangle a daughter out of the autistic faggot? When he hasn't even kissed her and was never willingly in Konoha longer than it takes to meet up with Naruto?
>>50668759
>mengele
>rasputin
>hitler
>dead
Lol
>>50648825
This is how I DMPC
>>50673911
Klingons are basically Japanese people if they weren't manlets
This is how I bard.
>>50666005
ugh now i want Rein's armour in skyrim
>>50661511
>Can ressurrect everybody that died during the 4th war
>he doesn't
>Doesn't even ressurects Neji
>They literally let him walk away
>>50668852
Hate to be a nitpicker, but he did died in the 80's I believe from a heart attack, however >>50668759
is a retard.
>>50666303
You're crazy, mad even.
>>50663095
>It's pretty much universally agreed it started going downhill after the Chuunin exams, which was the last time it was about clever use of powers and trickery, and started being full on DBZ and sasgay wank
no that was straight up til sasgay left the village. the various fights there were the last ones with tactics and interesting powers
>>50680068
The breaking point immo was the battle on the valley of the End, till then combats were still pretty interesting and tactical.
This is how I spellsword.
>>50678113
1e Hobgoblin.
>>50666144
> Best girl.
> Implying Anko isn't best girl.
>>50686073
>>50686073
This is the first depiction of Tolkiens orcs in german literature, from the first translation of The Hobbit 1974I totally dig how Bilbo isn't even half as tall as a dwarf
This is how I monk
>>50668587
Children of the Corn man.
>>50686891
never heard of it before
thanks for telling
>>50686994
>never heard of it before
You're missing out on some classic horror.
This is how I animal companion
This is how I fun
>>50680127
From Sasuke's end of things, he was pretty tactical about it. One point I remember was him shooting out a bunch of minifireballs to goad Naruto into dodging, moving him in the perfect position for a kick to the face.
>>50671711
This is how I war on Christmas
>>50671651
mah nigga
>>50674236
>>50649018
doing it right.
>>50653251
Nasuverse a shit.
"I cannot be beaten for I am immortal!"
"I destroy the very idea of your existence, erasing you permanently while not triggering your immortality!"
"My immortality is actually my concept of self being separate from the idea of existence itself, you can't erase me from the world because I was never a part of it!"
"I'll destroy the fundamental concept of 'being' that allows you to live despite being apart from the world, thereby ending your life!"
"My super magic weapon completely enforces my being on the world, thus it cannot be removed!"
"I will go back and time and kill the you from the past before you obtained the magic weapon!"
"Ah-ah-ah, my magic weapon constantly reinforces my being as always in the present. I have no past or future, I am just eternally in the present! With no past, you cannot destroy me!"
>>50686165
>turns fat at the end
Not even.
>>50653251
Isn't she channeling the Archer card? Why the fuck is she shooting a weird arrow-like thing?
>>50671651
>Barbarian with Monk unarmed scaling and homebrew rage levels.
>>50691153
>'i go back in time to before you were born and live there so i don't have to put up with your fucking shit anymore.'
>>50667876
newfag detected
>>50691345
Except before you can, they teleport behind you and unsheathe their katana while saying: "Ohio gomenasai, senpai"
>>50691294
animation error
>>50691294
>archer
>not shooting weird arrow things
>>50691345
>"Time has no grasp on me, which means I can be summoned even before I was born !"
>>50652975
He was asking for a crazy science date rape drug. He admits later that he knew how he was basically asking for a date rape drug.
>>50692646
>"I will pay a 100 bucks to fuck off and leave me alone."
>>50648825
Is that supposed to mean anything? Who is that supposed to be?
>>50671651
Ya boi kicked reality at a nigga. HE KICKED REALITY
>>50658703
>>50663068
>You're not wrong Walter, you just an asshole
>>50696421
That is based Orochimaru, of course. He likes snakes, collecting interesting things, licking his lips, windmills, and the bodies/eyes of special young men.
>>50691185
THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HER?
>>50696421
Orochimaru, the friendly neighborhood androgenic snek man/rapey necromancer/biologist/lich
>>50700945
>Spends half her time eating those dango stick things
>>50686165
>Implying
>>50701162
Motherfucker, is that all ya meant?
Shit had me worried for a second.
>>50686889
sauce?
>>50648825
This is how I bard.
>>50701261
She got fat after the war
>>50701336 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1186401
>>50701162
Turns out if your lazy and eat a lot you put on weight
>>50693084
...Kay.
>>50701509
>>50696421
Necromancer Michael jackson
This is how I acrobatics
>>50702097
dont worry, hinata an ino got big ass titties to pick up the slack
This is how I kill a god:
https://youtu.be/AZnHMAEAySI?t=40m27s
This is how I rules lawyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80fbdQBwbO4
>>50702977
>148 Episodes
Holy shit, I completely forgot this thing was around.
>>50655319
>The first two involve little girls making out.
Anon delivers
>>50655319
>>50703098
They are clearly just sharing MP, nothing lewd about it
>>50702977
>They Tabletopped a god to death
wut
>>50703151
It's a pretty good series. Only real issue is that the first 4~6 episodes are amateur as fuck.
>>50703121
That's not how manatransfer works IIRC, they need to have actual sex.
>>50703066
>>50703098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>50703066
That's not rules lawyering, that's a practical application of the difference between bounded and unbounded sets.
>>50703227
Any bodily fluids work, some work better than others.
>>50701509
>>50701573
>>50702097
We were warned about this around the third part of the Chuunin exams.
Did no one other than me expect her to get fat when she no longer was out ninja-ing to burn off all the shit she eats?
>>50703569
Of every little throw away detail Kishi just threw out there, THIS is what he brought back.
I take it back.
I take it all back.
Everything was planned. EVERYTHING.
>>50702977
Huh, this is actually looks pretty cool.
For one, I just checked their channel and apparently they've got a fully animated opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTDoTIsDaA8
>>50702689
Hinata's hinatas got reduced in the Bolt manga
>>50702290
It's like Skyrim but cooler.
>>50705305
With tits built in
and!best girl
>>50653251
>Muscle Wizard vs Rogue
>Not Muscle Wizard vs Sword Wizard
Get out.
>>50705495
I'm sorry, but Shirou was so Sword Wizard that it retroactively blocked that path off from anyone else.
Kind of like the True Magics and the Root, but with swords.
>>50705673
Nigga, who do you think she is, in effect? She's Illya wrapped around a Shirou Core.
>>50667761
>She's basically a kung-fu rune mage, except she just uses the runes to give herself buffs so she can go hand to hand with pretty much everything (except the really high-end/lol concept hax TM stuff) and win.
Well, she kinda gets her shit kicked in pretty badly in Fate/Hollow. Hell, even True Assassin kicks her in.
She got some well deserved buffs in Fate/Loli, though, and is a joy to watch.
>>50702097
Don't worry, she helps push fat acceptance with Chouji's new brown fat daughter.
>>50653140
You're the GM, aren't you...
>>50679940
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/searchresults/?src_order=2&src_sort=0&src_view=1&src_tab=1&src_language=0&src_descr=Reinhardt&page=1&pUp=1
Give it a look, you might find something.
>>50674457
I'll see your dainty bump, and raise a mighty metal knob.
>>50649377
Is that you, only other trekposter on /nsunsg/?
>>50703569
>You'd need to jog eighteen hours to burn all those calories!
That's misleading. Most of that is burnt by the basal metabolic rate (energy consumption to continue not being dead), not from the jogging.
Assuming an average 45N of friction (rough estimate) and 25% fuel efficiency (surprisingly accurate) you would have to travel near 156.5 km (97.2 miles) to jog it off.
>>50648825
This is how I Necromancer.
>>50648825
This is how I half-orc.
This is how I Only War
>>50688287
Fun is just a buzzword
>>50667644
>>50667832
>>50667884
what changed?
>>50711369
white bar at the bottom of the image.
>>50688287
more?
>>50659010
>filename
I totally see it. He's even talking "cha la head challah" amidst the obviously lewd phrases.
>see "Shut the front door."
I take it back.