What does your BBEG do to relax after a long day?

Get out of bed and get himself a coffee?
Evil does not rise in the morning.

Play music, hit on ladies, work out on his next performance, have drinks and good food, and sometimes get in some alone time for once.
Having a bard as BBEG means he treats himself pretty well in his spare time.

The pirate way - flogging, rum and sodomy.

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>>50645295
>Evil does not rise in the morning
No firebender worth their salt would sleep in after the sun came up. Or really anyone with dedication.

>>50645132
Are you Guillermo del Toro? Dude loves having an answer to that question. You see the clockwork nazi from Hellboy, the vampire nazi from The Strain, and the probably not a nazi eyehandthing from Pan's Labyrinth at rest. He didn't work on Stranger Things, but the guys who did namedrop him as inspiration and you see that quadjaw thing at rest as well.

>>50645295
>>50646027
Damn, Chaotic Evil vs Lawful Evil is easier to differentiate than I thought.

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>>50645132
Keep the sorrow at bay

>>50645132
He works on his political essay

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He's a workaholic so he tries to maintain his automatons, perform rituals to maintain his power, perform experiments to further his power, go over reports on his opium business. Usually he has some wine or whiskey while this is going on depending on his mood.

He has a nack for fantasy books and when not preparing his next hit he's usually reading and lots of booze

>>50645132
She has nice boobies, who is she?

>>50645132
>Goddess of magic, ancient of days, let her name be feared.
"I REQUIRE THIS 'ICE CREAM'. AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN ACQUIRE, AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN ACQUIRE IT."

>>50647748
So your bbeg is basically femBeerus when she has a long day?

>>50645132
He's fallen into a profound hedonism since importing an evil princess from the Eastern continent for a political marriage. So mostly making love to his new wife and lounging around on silk cushions smoking opium with her.

>>50645132
Now somebody kindly post the story of Goddess of Oblivion and her last loyal servant.

>>50647830
Well, I mean, last time she asked for 'whores and wine' because she scried men talking about how good they were.
She thought whores were a food and was a bit confused when her servants brought several men to her inner sanctum.
So yes, I guess.

>>50645132
The Black Prince is a depressed minotaur, so after a long day of beating the local beastmen into submission, ruining the day of elves and possibly snacking on the odd woodsman, he's likely to have a long miserable nap in a cave.

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>>50647604
Lord dominator from the children's cartoon show "wander over yonder"

>>50645132
Surfs on /b/


It's why they're CE

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>>50647875
This one?

>>50645132
Considering the BBEG of the last game I ran was (or would've been; the campaign was cut short due to schedueling issues, and while the players fought against his minions, they didn't have a chanse to learn more about the BBEG than his name) little more than a meat-pupped for the collective conciousness of a suppsoedly extinct Chaos-worshiping xenos race (turns out they weren't quite as dead as everybody though, or rather, they were dead but their minds lived on and could possess people through the artefacts), I doubt he would have any time off. At best, his masters would release direct control of him when they didn't need it, and then he'd still be an incredibly bitter, completely broken man who just wanted to see the Imperium burn.

>>50645132
Break the law and wear ridiculous costumes. Supervillainy is more of a hobby than a career.

>>50648101
That one.

>>50648101
Why do people zoom in like that?
What kind of retarded device makes that necessary?

>>50645132
>Post-apocalyptic Warlord named Baron Slasher
He just wears his silk pajamas, get himself a big nice cup of pure water, turn on an old music player with tons of classic music, mend his battle suit, then admire his impressive trophy collection. After that a little orgy and big warm bubbly bath. Maybe a torture or two for a good nice sleep.

Commanding a legions of murder raping maniacs highly stressful job. Especially when war is coming.

>>50647604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6yZlGoD5rA

>>50645132
Going by our last BBEG, fucking her slaves, sacrificing her slaves, and beating the shit out of her slaves before she fucks and/or sacrifices them

>Interdimensional CEO.
>"I'm just to take a small army of mine too protect my spot on this planet's best beach, say something in a language I don't care to learn if you're cool with that random natives."

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After experimenting on people and animals all day, he locks himself in his room and tells himself it'll all be worth it. Then he regrets making himself immune to poison because he seriously needs a drink.

>>50645132
Poetry.
He was a nice guy before he went off the deep end, all things considered.

The Four Horsemen used to get together for poker every month or so, but they went and killed Famine, and Death's lil helper just doesn't cut it as a replacement.

>>50645132
Shitpost in the town square

>>50645132
Lays out his cargo shorts, socks, sandals, polo shirt, and trilby for tomorrow.
Sets up a spreadsheet for tomorrow's scheduled "All According to Keikaku" moments, then has his councilors hack into the Illuminati and Technocracy servers to shitpost his HFY fics on the Sylvain and Duk'Zarist message boards.
Followed by some hot cocoa and a quick fap to the future destruction of the gods and fates before turning in for bed.

>>50645132
Jacks off to kids' shows naturally.

>>50645132

Masturbate and engage in bisexual activity, described in detail.

The quicker the PCs figure out a way to take the BBEG down, the quicker they stop having to hear the lurid details about what the BBEG was doing to him-or-herself while they were pfaffing about in the countryside.

It's a great technique for keeping focus on the storyline.

In my last campaign, there were a few villains that I kept that sort of thing in mind for. One of them had a taste for fighting monsters that his servants would bring into his personal arena.

Another one liked to drink and paid for expensive whores when he wasn't brawling fisticuffs style with some of his men.

As for the orc lich they fought on a few occasions, he didn't really have 'off' time... Closest thing he had to that was looking for a way to revert himself back into a living being so he could then turn himself into a form of undead like the 4E D&D Revenant, because it turns out becoming literally skin and bones takes away a lot of the pleasures of life, and his people considered him an abomination.

>>50645132
Has political meetings, delegates orders to his underlings, maintains a fitness regimen, makes sure his empire is well fed and its morale high.
Rarely indulges in pleasures of the flesh if he's feeling up to it.

Being the BBEG isn't all fun and games

>>50645132
Carves wooden furniture out of exotic hardwoods

my BBEG is a simple craftsman at heart but feels compelled to try and change the world. Basically he sees the good guy alliance as a power monopoly

>>50651874
fffffuck the imperium

>>50645132
Great, now I have a boner.

>>50654372
>a fitness regimen
On himself or on his subjects?

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>>50654499
Himself for personal and morale reasons
His generals can do what they want but its well known that they are expected to display the same commitment as their soldiers when it comes to staying in fighting shape.
His soldiers obviously have to train.

This BBEG is all about control and discipline, no one is exempt from the Imperial standard.

>>50654553
What exactly is she implying?

>>50654616
Ohhhh that's okay, was hoping for something more like a /fit/ tyranny

>>50654628
That you should not pull your mandrake root when others are around.

>>50654677
>/fit/ tyranny
Nah, I've already had a few humorous BBEGs, this one is a bit more serious, honestly halfway expecting the party to either get killed or for them to voluntarily join up since half of them are LN and this BBEG is basically LN to the point of being evil

>>50645132
he is in a city full of fairies.

Would you relax?

>>50654881

Well, since OP is always a faggot, then yeah, probably.

>>50654910
ebin

>>50655559

Protip: if you're gong to mock someone for using a meme, you probably shouldn't be using a meme yourself.

>>50646209
Then tell The Sorrow to chill out, at least he's not fucking covered in bees

>>50655705
But what if you are the meme.

>>50651355
>The first thing an alchemist does is make themselves immune to alcohol.
>The second thing an alchemist does is regret it.

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>>50645132
Holds a meeting with his 'friends' and subordinates in the tallest spire of his massive ice castle to perpetuate the illusion that he is in control of his life and distract him from the fact that he has alienated literally everyone he has ever known and that the only people who stick around are those who feel sorry for him, who are blind as to how far things have fallen, or who are too honourable to break the oaths they swore.

Then, he practises his swordsmanship in his private training hall, fighting against his own undead minions. He often takes this too far and injures himself, a subconscious self-punishment to momentarily alleviate his guilt. One of the aforementioned loyal subordinates tends to his wounds, knowing full-well what he is doing, but unable to bring themselves to stop it, causing both parties to slide further into their own self-loathing.

Then he retires to his quarters and prepares a meal which generally consists of a variety of potato and either chicken or beef, with a mug of lemon tea. While eating, he relaxes in his favourite chair, a velvet-padded, gold-threaded, comfort-enchanted monstrosity from the eastern coast, in front of a fireplace that is burning netherwood because he enjoys the azure flame it produces. He continues reading the collected memoirs of his great, great, grandfather, who was an adventurer of some repute in his day.

After that, he prepares to sleep. He runs himself a piping hot bath and washes with expensive soap and sandalwood oils. He dries himself, and then stares into a mirror and considers what his life has come to for anywhere between 5 and 25 minutes. Then he lays down and sleeps surprisingly soundly for a man so haunted, for a full 8 hours.

And the players will probably never know about any of that.

>>50645132
>Gnoll warlord
Depends on how rough the day was. We have one of his "harem" girls as an insider, and some of the shit she tells is is rather anticlimactic.
For one, he obsesseses over his appearance, and will always make sure he is at is best before fighting us again.
His ramshackle armor shines like a mirror, and according to her, he will even use ink to touch up his graying fur.

Other strange practices of his include painting (think Bob Ross style) singing, and meticulously rearranging the entire warcamp making our ambushes fail every time because he decided that the barracks looked better sideways or something.

>>50650251
I love gendy

>>50650251
Dammit, why the fuck is she so based?

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>>50645132
More Cocaine.

More Evil.

More Cocaine.

More Evil.

>>50645132
He polymorphs into random people or animals and causes hijinks in the nearby city until he gets in trouble, then teleports away and tells his buddies about it.

>>50657382
Because she's an actual villain, and not just a strawman or prop to reinforce the protagonists moral message? Like she says in the song, she does it because she enjoys it and doesn't really give a fuck about whatever relationship the other people think they have with her.

So glad the series ended before they could do a "redemption" arc for LD.

One of the most empowering female characters ever.

We have three primary reoccuring villains in our Superheroes game.

The Merfolk are busy enforcing their territory and working on reestablishing aquatic biodiversity.
They are researching their ancestory, mapping the underwater world, building up their cities and overseeing the cleanup of garbage island.
Then they go and start another war.

The Venusians have their own planet to run with their own nations, a Venus UN and everything.
They would have their own entertainment.
Dicking with Earth is pretty much a past time for the rich buggers.

Finally the Mad Scientist Sergei, science and enginerring are his life.
He relaxes by building death-rays, studying the quantum phase limitations, researching a cure to the common cold.
Villainy is a hobby, generally when he needs specific items he can't obtain short of holding a capital city hostage with a freeze laser.
Ultraviolet, his right hand woman, relaxes by going clubbing, surfing, snowboarding, bar hopping or even just falling asleep on the beach.

My last villain would have enjoyed a lavish meal in the royal dining room, serving as a father figure to the child empress, then retired to his study to continue learning about the technology of the precursor race. Or practice fighting.

He wasn't a very chill dude

The villains of my next campaign?

>Mizuchi Horie, high school Elder God cultist: Hang about local arcades/shops trying to scope out a suitable sacrifice to Nyarlahotep
>Shadow Priest Abae, Dark Wizard of the 808 Demon Lords of Greater Edo: Meditation, study of the Dark Book of Edo
>Serena Io: Reports back to the B38 Nebula Invasion Fleet, then goes out gambling and drinking like any proper LOADSAMONEY 1%er

>>50648253
...up until SOMEBODY, side doesn't matter, thinks the rules, written or unwritten, don't apply to them.

>>50648101
Why wouldn't he just go tell the War Gods she plans on ending the universe so they can fuck her up and take her portfolio?

>>50657893
because he is too busy reading about badly written fapfics character, who just one inch of even more badly written lewd parts. All that in voices and with feelings.

>>50645132
More like BBGG, as we play evil party.
And he takes his time to play with his grandchildren. Those we haven't kidnapped, murdered or brainwashed into serving us yet.

>>50645132
I want Lord Dominator to make me cry.

But in response to your question, he mostly likes to read in his study.

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>>50645132
For an ancient evil stuck in a prison outside space and time, every second is a long day that you never get to relax from.

All it can do is sit and wait until the planets align and it gers to enjoy 30 minutes of ending civilization before having to wait another millenia.

Dont even get to enjoy the manipulating it dors to get there, its all just the instincts of its pressence residue.

>>50657372
That's Craig, you wallop.

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>>50650251
>destroying Wander's banjo

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>>50645132
Gather her friends and have a girls' night out at the karaoke bar. Discuss taoist magic, boys and gossip about other witches.

Then get brown-girl-wasted on hard liquor and embarrass herself in front of everyone.

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>>50645132
> Evil chaos sorcerer who has trouble destroying a group of interstellar scavengers on a literal trash heap of a world in bumfuck nowhere.
> Literally depressed at his utter failure to obliterate them.
> Consistently trolled by the Commandant in charge of their rag tag planetary defence force of tribal tech hoarders.
> Crippled his flagship with a cannon made of shit.
> Thing falls apart the moment it's fired and kills thousands of ragtag guardsmen, but the damage is done.
> Traitor marine honor guard decimated.
> His apprentices dead.
> His library destroyed.
> Cries into the chalice of his enemies' blood and wonders if this heresy business was such a good idea.

Seriously, guy doesn't catch a break. I look forward to seeing him die in shame one day.
> One day.

>>50645132
It doesn't really have a concept of relaxation. It wasn't programmed with that concept, and it never encountered a situation that would cause it to discover it and reprogram itself with it. That is why when it suffers glitches due to software fragmentation, it will be unable to repair itself and leave itself vulnerable to the heroes.

>>50654464
>Butthurt Duk'Zarist detected.
It's like I can hear you sobbing over your Crystaltreeputer all the way in my interstellar battlestation.

>>50645132
She's the Empress of Caledonia, the Great Not! Roman Empire.
When she isn't running half the known world, she's got Theater, Orchestras, Balls, Entertaining the kings and queens in name only of the nations Caledonia has claimed as their own and even a private country side she can have carriage rides and picnics in, complete with acted highwaymen and women to make things 'authentic'.

>>50645132
Fucks with the PCs.

>>50645132
Takes a time to go out of its four dimensional impossibly large space-warping fortress and go for a casual swim about the infinitely deep and vast dark expanses of the deep ocean, while holding conversations with its favorite underlings who escort him.
Maybe go visit one of the many underwater isles (which remain in the surface) where innocent civilizations lay, and, depending on its fickle mood, either forcibly impart some of its forbidden knowledge upon someone's fragile mind and see how the cult goes this time - or just plain rip everything apart for a meal, before resetting the time in the island so it can do that again some other day.
Or maybe make a guest appearance in some japanese cartoon. Being a tentacled abomination means that you get lots of opportunity for these, y'know.

>>50654553
Please, I need Sauce. I've tried Google, Yandex, iqdb, and wait, and I got nothing.

>>50654553
>a flip of all people talking shit

One reads several books, has tea and writes.

Another one goes through several combat drills and has a feast.

Yet another one kicks back, chats with everyone and reads a porno mag or two.

The fourth one regales the younger mooks from their organization with stories and makes merry

The last one meditates and snuggles with one of the previous ones.

>>50659221
>sucy.jpg

Anon... I...

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=sucy+manga

>>50660292
Okay, but I'm still not seeing the doujin it's from? At least, I assume it's a doujin, because as far as I know, there's no official LWA doujin. Maybe you got different google results than I did.

Or did you just think I didn't know best witch? If so, shame on you. The whole reason I needed the sauce, was because I wanted a Sucy doujin.

It's sleeping in. It has been for a whole long while. While it sleeps in, the players can compete. If it wakes up, they're going to have a bad day. The worst one in their life, in fact.

>>50645132
Fuck you op, the bad guy song is stuck in my head again now

>>50657493
I liked that the moral from happy the go lucky Wander was "some people are just dicks and can't be saved".

Very interesting message.

>>50657893
>Goddess of Entropy
>Losing to War Gods

I am pretty sure Entropy is a much, much broader and more powerful purview than war.

>>50660452
Depends on where their power comes from. If it's by worshipers, I could totally believe 'war' had more adherents than 'entropy', especially in a fantasy setting.

Has a single glass of champagne while looking at the cryo-tube containing his wife and the nano intelligence containing his daughters soul. Less of a BBEG and more a tragic figure. Half of a brilliant scientist couple, his wife froze herself rather then succumb to a terminal disease. He's working on a cure with nanomachines, his daughter comes down with the same thing. He can't save her, but instead creates a process where someone can transfer their souls into the machines. This sparks massive social disorder, as vast numbers of people abandon their organic lives in favour of metal ones, which angers the gods and has them abandon the world. The gods are vital to maintaining the worlds balance, so the party is tracking down the BBEG to avert global cataclysm.

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Rolls a fat roach, pours a stiff drink, then fucks a reporter who then eventually is murdered under suspicious circumstances.

>>50645132
Drinks wine and eats onion soup because he is French.

>>5065789
because not every setting is forgotten realms

>>50645132
Probably sleeping soundly as possible. After all, this is a favourite past-time for every nameless, ageless horrors from outer space trapped in our world, besides patiently waiting for a morons to uncover them.

>>50653987
>It's a great technique for keeping focus on the storyline.

Best answer

>>50658328
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT BED

I, AKU, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF NAPPING

UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE CUTENESS

>>50657454
>an infinite loop of cocaine and evil
Jesus Christ, is there anybody that could stop Snow Flame?

>>50645295
Anti-paladins get their spells refresh at dusk instead of dawn.

He literally fell because he loves to sleep in.

>>50660311
The number of LWA doujins is low enough that you can take it from there by trial and error.
hint: hitomi.la has this one, in English

>>50657382
because he has somehow managed to capture my fetish.
I am -all about- ladies who are equal if not greater opponents that you have to struggle to defeat and then bed.
I just can't find any ladies in real life who want to shiv me though. That, and I'm not a high flying billionaire, so I can't defeat and then seduce the zeppelin pirate queen.

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>>50645132
>evil
>relax
Nice try, Evildoer.

>>50645132
Put on some music and have a glass scotch. Alternatively visit his children, grandchildren, or great-grandchildren.

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Relax in her pleasure palace and drink up several barrel's worth of sake before summoning the PC she owns to serve as her lover for the evening. Usually with lots of size play (considering she's an oni) and flirty references to her evil plans (overthrowing the gods and becoming the one true goddess). Maybe get a massage in her steam parlor or binge on some of her favorite treats while relaxing in a hot tub. She can do whatever she wants in her city having ruled it for over 500 years.

Then again she rarely has a long day as she's leaving all the hard work for the PCs, who are unwittingly finding all the artifacts she needs for her plans. Well, except for two. The PC who she's bound to both her will and a mercenary's contract who is subtly guiding the party for her and another PC who believes he's taking advantage of her and planning to double cross her when he acquires all the artifacts. A betrayal which she is fully aware of and has ordered her PC (the party assassin) to kill him when it happens.

>>50645132

He's a vampire so he listens to classical music, drinks wine, practices playing the pipe organ, paints, goes bleigh a lot

He does these things because in his mind it's is what vampires do and he very much tries to emulate the typical Dracula figure. He's actually just a vampire fanboy whose fixation is being abused by a demonic patron that promised him vampirism in exchange for servitude

>>50668709
Protip: Select the text and press CTRL+S

>>50668756

Posting on a phone though
I'll remember that for later though

>>50657493
>One of the most empowering female characters ever.
>empowering
>the bitter lonely sociopath whose only understanding of interaction with people is causing them suffering or controlling them through emotional and physical cohesion.
Anon, she is some of the worst of our site wrapped up in an attractive body.
If that's what empowering is then i dislike empowering a person
but i figure it is more of a case that Filths savour but themselves.

>>50650251
>that ass
>that voice
>that green
>them legs
Muh dick times a million

>>50657382
Because even though the whole "evil for the evlulz" is boring, she manages to make up for it in presentation and making it funny rather than edgy or a crutch for existing in the first place.

>>50645132
a game of poker with other Big Bads and tell stories of the time they almost got the PCs.

>Every time they meet, there's another empty chair

>>50668979
She's not bitter at all

She enjoys causing suffering and legitimately doesn't get the point of friends if they don't obey her unquestioningly. You're free to judge that and try to fit it into your moral framework if you like, but trying to tell somebody the happiness that they're feeling isn't REAL happiness because it doesn't fit into that framework is just blisteringly stupid.

She's an evil bitch and revels in it.

My D&D BBEG sits in his library reading ancient dusty-ass tomes he probably read many many times already but these kind of things are hard to find and being a lich he dosent need sleep so its more like a break from having to deal with dumb goblinoids all day and conducting experiments on them and other races.

My superhero one would relax at the bottom of a gigantic bathtub filled with near-boiling water to try and make himself warm. If not hes either drinking and smoking heavily with his gang or playing the fiddle (not the violin).

>>50669978
>She's not bitter at all
I remember that during the end she was pretty bitter.
Actually I think it comes out best when you're watching he be bored or out of planets to destroy.
I distinctly remember the start of her redemption ark where she even shows some regret with being unable to break her favourite toys.
> but trying to tell somebody the happiness that they're feeling isn't REAL happiness because it doesn't fit into that framework is just blisteringly stupid.
1. i never indicated her "happiness" wasn't real. 2. it isn't blistering stupid, or stupid of any sort, it's philosophy.
I'm not sure if one could consider pleasure to be happiness, but venturing forth any further.

Point being remains.
If his is empowerment then I hope for the good of all nobody chooses to empower themselves in such away.
And this is the key reason why i despise the word, it's never a truly good person who is "empowered" usually just some thug.

>>50648253
Is your BBEG Robbie Rotten? Tell me more about them, if you would.

>>50645132
Right now there's three of them.

BBEG 1 drinks with his crew and swaps dirty stories, or tells the younger ones slightly-exaggerated tales about his days learning the piratical trade. Sometimes political discussions come up, and he takes the opportunity to do a bit of rabble-rousing, but mostly just steers the conversation in the way he wants it to go to ensure their continued loyalty.

BBEG 2 tinkers with his experimental submarine and does all the classic mad scientist "Oh, I'll show them MAD!" shit.

BBEG 3 stays the fuck away from 2, reads up on the evil empire's history in his spare time, and keeps in touch with his co-conspirator on the mainland whenever possible. They have a teasingly jocular relationship to the point those who know them together think they're dating, so he tries to keep those communications private.

>>50645132
The Indominable - He usually retreats to his private archives for research and the occasional brain to munch.

The Betrayed - She finds comfort in a long, warm bath and soothing melodies of the bardic group that she has hired on as permanent entertainment.

The Ruin - He returns to the site of his fall and...well it's not nice. Those hags have never been the same since.

The Spite - He usually just drinks for a fortnight and then wrecks more shit between binges.

>>50661056
>Frank
>the bad guy

>>50645132
Depending on which chapter/book/season/whateverthefuckyoucallit of the game's story...

1.) Whiskey and a round or two of VR Golf
2.) Painting
3.) Nothing. It's a disposable 'dumb' AI.

>>50645132
Eat live micegirls

hopefully without spoiler fuckup this time

>>50672800
Is she some sort of cat?

>>50673310
Snek.

>>50645132
Just hangs out with his best pal, since nobody but the heroes know they are the big bads. They go drinking, play darts, and occasionally, look for artifacts of power to summon the death god to join him in his realm of pestilence

>>50667790
Well, he could do all the cocaine.

At which point he wouldn't want to live anymore anyways.

Really, he's just trying to keep anyone else from doing drugs. By doing them all himself.

He's just misunderstood. And high as fuck.

Well he's nay in insaning so this
>He likes to stare in the mirror and scream at doorknobs for hours.
>He's an immortal lich who was my old PC

>>50645132
Plays random videogames to get ideas for the next madscience villainous scheme.

>>50645132
Plays with puppies

>>50645132
Her own clones.

It's a messed up 'power over the mighty' thing, and she's exhausted the supply of naturally occurring kings, emperors, chieftains and such to crush the will out of already.

>>50645132
Go back to Arcadia to torture some folks for a while without having to think about her really fucking complicated plan to enslave all True Fae.

>>50645132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R5nMJu3W4g

>>50645132
appreciating modern art.

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>>50645132

Thankfully her work is pretty low-stress.

If the only things standing between you and becoming God-Empress of Mankind were a bunch of half-cocked kids who try to kill each other almost as often as they try to kill you, you wouldn't be very stressed out either.

But other than that, she also enjoys long walks on the beach, video games, kittens, and turning little girls into fuel for her death robot.

>>50645132
He takes naps, using his artifact-level hourglass like an alarm clock instead of its intended purpose.

>>50645132
throws GP into a group of poor people to let them fight over it, only to realise after it was counterfeit and worthless.

>>50673840
>Really, he's just trying to keep anyone else from doing drugs. By doing them all himself.
>He's just misunderstood. And high as fuck.
Why did nobody think of this before?
Now I want to make a character called the Teetotaller who's immune to poison and wants to drink all the alcohol so he can make it impossible for anyone to but or sell liquor- because it's all gone.

>>50673840
This goal is literally insane. People can just make more drugs. And then, even trying to just remove everything that can be used to make drugs would be a fools' errand.

>>50683717
Is it really any more insane than 'I want to become a god?'
Because that's what a lot of PCs set out to do, if not immediately, eventually.

>>50683892
I think that out of all of the games that I've been in, I've only had once instance in where someone in the party was trying to reach godhood. And then I also played one character who was only seeking immortality.

Either that was a generalization, or my experiences are vastly different than "normal."

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>>50645132
You can guess. She likes being surprised.

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>>50645132
I'm honestly not sure he remembers to note when a day stops and another begins.

>>50683942
Chess?

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Painting, preparing/testing new bombs and watching pseudo-cult movies.

>>50683632
>Counterfeit money
>Not just hyperinflating to make ALL their money worthless
Git gud

>>50683970
There actually is a scene of him "Relaxing"
He's made mechanical replicas of his family so he can re-enact things from before they all died

>>50654553
sucy, fucking best witch/alchemist design. Plus she's a goddamned magicalgirl

>>50645132
Right now? He doesn't get breaks. One of the downsides of a tireless body is that you can never sleep.

After the PCs invariably fuck up and destroy the world? He'll probably still not catch a break, since the gods will nail him to the edge of the universe to keep it all together.

The current BBEG of my game died a while ago, now the party is just traveling the world until I can think up an actually engaging plot.
I guess the High Inquisitor is the next villan they'll be meeting, so we'll see where that goes.
I suppose if he does become BBEG his routine will involve a lot of praying. I don't know. Compared to a man whose name is literally Villanova all other villans seem kinda bland.

>>50645132

redneck things.

>>50683942
>her face when, on leaning back sensually and whispering in a breathy voice "surprise me", you break out a binder full of cards
>"Today Memeslut, we are going to learn Pokemon"

Spends time with the wife.

>>50645132
the BBEG is giant dragon, but even dragons have lives
>come home after a long day of conquering
>rest on giant hoard, its not comfy enough, eat the servant in charge of taking care of it
>account for all the treasures, both material treasure, and valuable people
>ascertain value of new human treasures, scholars, artists, mages, and if they are either incompetent or give him lip, he eats them
>drink the finest (dragon-rated) drinks in all the land to wash down the all the people he has eaten
>account to see how many more servants he can afford to eat, before he runs out or they become resentful
>bask in the glory that is being the dragon lord

>>50683717
If people make more drugs, then Snowflame (and Donna the weedwhore) will be there to do them, before they can reach impressionable young minds!

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSIfD2w3UY

>>50645132
relax?
there is no such thing with him
only fighting
fighting all the time

>>50689110
Too bad they ruined her by making her a goddamn filipino

When she isn't giving orders or leading by example, she spends her every moment deep in meditation with a hairline trigger to wake.
Her plan has almost come to fruition and until it does, she can't afford to miss a single crucial moment.

Should she succeed, then she'll likely be forced to answer some uncomfortable questions to her fellow demigods before she can finally go and relax.
If she fails, then her entire timeline is erased from existance.

>>50645132
Last month she took us all to a grand party to celebrate our second anniversary of nemesis-hood.
Next few days, when she has some time off, she's bought tickets for all of us to vist the opera.
Afterwards we'll probably have an after-party where she'll toast us in honour of her claim over the throne of King Haiga and we'll toast her in return over her failure to reestablish the Pleiades trade-route due to our direct interference.
Her and Alice, our Navigator, will probably go off, blind drunk again, have a fight and be found the next morning by the guards, entangeled in each-others limbs.

Then we go right back to fighting each-other in claimancy of the Empire.

>>50691661
You can't fight ALL the time

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>>50694996
SAY THAT AGAIN

>>50645132
For my current BBEG:
>In their downtime they screw supermodels
>Joy ride around on their air cycle
>Cause random mayhem for the sheer hell of it
>Spar with their subordinates
>Sometimes go incognito and battle others
>Read trashy romance novels while drinking tea by a fireplace
>Luxurious baths

>>50694996
The fucker spends any time not fighting usually in the air looking for something to fight. He's essentially what akuma would be if he was chaotic evil, rather than lawful evil, and has played the fool with party after party for the sole purpose of getting them to find a way to make him stronger before turning on them as strong opponents. Were it not for the fact that his current companion has too much to offer and too much power to make it worthwhile to crush before getting what he has to offer, the man would have tried to do so long ago.
He has negative chill.

>>50647964
>one of the man whores pops a boner
>"What am I suppose to do with this?"
>"I'll show you, my goddess."
>*Goddess of magic has lost her virginity*
>*Goddess of magic has gained the "SEX" domain

>>50668739
That picture is all sorts of YES

>>50693230
Uhm how did the bad guy and the good guys ended up having such a good relationship?
Honestly curious since I want to do something like that but not sure how to make it happen

>>50693230
>>50698869
Jeeze, it sounds like a nicer version of Venture Bros rivalries.

Rock, drugs, sex, and booze.
Its a bard, so the usual.

>>50695109

have his hands been replaced with chainsaws? or are those just gauntlets?

>>50698869

Not that guy, but It sounds to me like they are rivals, but don't necessarily hate each other. There exists respect.