40k Survival

Rolled 4, 9, 7, 6, 10, 4, 10, 4, 5, 1, 2, 7 = 69 (12d10)

fuggit

Rolled 9, 10, 6, 4, 9, 6, 1, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4 = 62 (12d10)

Why not

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>>50641567
dam son, you're loaded with shit

Rolled 1, 3, 7, 5, 3, 5, 3, 10, 1, 4, 4, 1 = 47 (12d10)

>>50640631
Here we go!

Rolled 3, 7, 10, 1, 1, 6, 7, 8, 4, 4, 5, 3 = 59 (12d10)

>>50641961
not fair, i wana kick this motherfucker off of Marcrage

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Rolling

Rolled 6, 10, 2, 6, 6, 7, 6, 6, 9, 10, 6, 2 = 76 (12d10)

>>50641982
Fucked it up

>>50641973
>autogun
kill me
>THE FUCKING JOLT
plz, not like this

>>50641567
9 >Plasma Gun (Everything will eat plasma)
0 >Green Colored (well gee ain't that useful)
6 >Inferno Pistol (anything that survives the long range fire will be dealt with via melta)
4 >Laser Sight (now with more tech-heresy edition)
9 >Eldar Ghostglaive (I'll take a big ass not!Axe the size of me)
6 >8 Vortex Grenades (come to papa)
1 >Leather Armor (Could be worse)
3 >Armageddon (I guess I'll have to find a foxhole to hide in for three weeks)
4 >My moms car (... am I supposed to live in my parenys basement or aometging...)
5 >My Right Hand (Hi there old friend)
1 >You were lied to, no going back (CURSE YOU TZEENTCH!!!)
4 >Zombie Sly Marbo (Ehhh he can eat a half dozen vortex grenades and I'll be okay)

Rolled 7, 5, 5, 6, 3, 2, 6, 2, 7, 4, 5, 9 = 61 (12d10)

MOTHERFUCKERS DONT EVEN KNOW BOUT MY NATURAL 10'S

>>50642287
>9- Khorne
You're dead as fuck sorry bro

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>>50642349
I DIDN'T EVEN GET 10'S

Rolled 8, 8, 8, 10, 9, 3, 3, 9, 3, 5, 7, 6 = 79 (12d10)

Rullin

Rolling.

>>50643072
Ill roll 4 ya

>>50643116
Or not....

Rolled 9, 9, 7, 5, 7, 6, 6, 8, 5, 9, 2, 7 = 80 (12d10)

rolling

>>50643165
>Exitus Rifle
>Unlimited ammo
>Plasma Pistol
>Flamer attachment
>Harsh Language
>8x vortex grenades
>Void suit
>Planet of the Sorcerors
>Scout Sentinel
>Ghazghkull
>You remain in 40k forever
>Riptide

I'm ok with staying there forever like this.

Rolled 8, 1, 10, 10, 1, 6, 7, 9, 4, 5, 7, 1 = 69 (12d10)

>>50640631
This can only be good.

>>50643324
>Plasma gun
>Twin linked
>Jolt
>Silencer
>Sharpened stick
>Vortex grenades
>Xeno mesh
>Open void
>Jetbike
>Right hand
>Inquisition trying to kill me
>Et tu, hand?
If I can get past the Inquisition, then I'm fine. This is easier said than done.

Rolled 7, 5, 2, 6, 1, 10, 4, 1, 5, 4, 9, 5 = 59 (12d10)

>>50640631
let's do this shit

>>50643920
>Bolter with grenades
>Combi Bow-Flamer
>Delicious, delicious spaghetti straight from Caserta
>Frenzon. 'Zerkin all day erry day.
>Leathers, could be worse. Plus I get to look like a goddamn greaser.
>AND THEY SHALL KNOW NO FEAR
>Bitchin' bike.
>ALLAHU EMPRAH bro
>WAAAGH!
>...Sly Marbo.
And it was all going so well until the last one. Well I'm fucked unless I can somehow become bros with Marbo over a mutual love of dakka. Friendship = Defeat right?

Rolled 3, 1, 9, 3, 5, 1, 5, 6, 8, 1, 9, 5 = 56 (12d10)

lets go pogo stick

>>50644034
>Autogun
>GREEN autogun
>Ork slugga
>Tactical bayonet choppa attatchment
>Crimson Crown
>Aquilla Pendant
>Carapace Armor
>Baal
>Tauros
>Servo Skull
>Smart Ogryn Twist
>Eldar Farseer

I got my ramshackle guns, my jeep, my desert planet and my flying skull.
Ladies and gentlemen, we mad max now.

Rolled 6, 10, 2, 4, 3, 8, 8, 10, 9, 10, 4, 9 = 83 (12d10)

>>50640631
Lets roll

>>50644202
>Boltgun,
not bad
>Green,
sexy
>Stub Pistol,
eh not bad
>laser sight attachment
laaaaazzzzzzzzzzzooooor
>chain-axe
blood for the blood god
>Gas mask
not the worst thing to have
>power armor
Fuck ya! Going full world eater.
>Macragge
Lets kill some ultrafags
>Imperial Knight
Hell ya!
>None
Its ok, Ive got my axe.
>My sidekick becomes a flesh-devouring zombie
...moving on...
>Khorne
But but but...