Fucking Hilarious Roll20 application

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>>50639505
That's actually a pretty decent character, especially for a fourteen year old. It's got justifications for his edge, plot hooks for the GM to use, and even character development as he grows up and matures into a milder edgelord who can actually function in a party with other players.

Go fuck yourself OP. I bet you couldn't come up with a character half as good as this when you were 14.

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General Roll20 cringe thread?

>>50639584
There's worse on roll20 anyway.

>>50639604
Then post some.

>>50639598
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>>50639598
forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I only started this thread with one bit of OC, and nothing to post aside from it.

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>>50639604
>this>
>>50639608

>>50639505
The only big issue that I would have with it is the "Neutral" at the end. But unless planar stuff was relevant to the campaing I wouldn't oppose.

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I'm scouring Roll20 for some good OC, because I have nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon, will post any good'uns.

>Ha ha look at this fourteen year old kid being a dumb kid, everybody on tee gee will really appreciate this quality thread made to laugh at a child who's only barely into his teens

The only cringe here is OP thinking that posting this was actually worth anyone's time.

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Either there isn't as much trash on here as I expected, or I'm looking in the wrong places. There's a few questionable characters but nothing that's cut me with it's edge. Maybe Roll20 isn't so bad?

>>50639782
>Maybe Roll20 isn't so bad?
Well, either that can't possibly be true, or people on /tg/ sensationalize how bad Roll20 is the same way we sensationalize
That Guy/That GM/Furshit groups.

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>>50639505
My friend is a college professor.
This is fucking hilarious.

>>50639809
>You know, rope is fairly heap. Razor blades, too.
Captain professor pants over here should probably proof read his own shit.

>>50639505
That's a great character.
>Simple but interesting premise
>Natural conflict due to that premise
>A reason for his talent and abilities
>Consequences for actions
>Character development and growth
>Story finishes with reason and purpose

He even unwittingly followed the classic hero arc: the refusal of the call, the failure of the trail, and the atonement and return.

>>50639809
This shit is so savage I actually feel like defending the poor kid. Seriously, give him a break, for none deserve such immolation.

>>50639505
This is a way better place than I started, honestly. Way to go, kid. You're going places.

>>50639809
>Telling a 14-year-old to kill himself over bad grammar.
Holy shit you sound like an even bigger edgelord than the kid.

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>>50639809

>You probably applied for a Sunday game because you know that no God can salvage you.

10/10

>>50639809
tfw this is even cringier than the image in the op

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OP is just mad that the kid stole his steel donut but forgot to include the katanas and demon lineage.

>>50639809
>Pretending that your imaginary friend the college professor marked this half assed edge fest in MS paint
Now that's real cringe.

>>50639584
How come a 14yo edgelord is fine but runaway harem slave in training wasn't?

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>>50639809
Pictured: your "friend"

>>50639809
>looks ike [sic]
Tell your friend to resign his job.

>>50640482
Was that one posted in the thread? The concept doesn't sound that bad, though there's plenty of room for it to go wrong.

>>50640482
they fit the tone of the adventure and aren't a 30 year old live at home pedophile

>>50639598
>opens his adventuring career with a murder

more like "letus in" 2 jail

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I've not tried Roll20 before. Is there any chance whatsoever of getting a decent game? What's it like?

>pic unrelated but always interesting

>>50639809
liberal arts prof detected
scientists have better things to do

>>50639809
>'Professor'
No wonder people give English majors shit.

>>50639584
That's what I thought too.
It's got few flaws, like the facts he learned to fight solely from books or he suddenly feels remorse when he kills his father when he apparently killed people without hesitation before, but nothing a good group or DM couldn't build upon and improve.

>>50639683
This one is boring as fuck, god.
Once you've seen one of them you've seen all of them.

>>50640694
No, it was one I pitched for a game but that got rejected.

>>50640695
Harems and slavery are common themes in fantasy adventures.

>>50639505
His grammar is below average, but that's actually the worst thing about it.
Let me give it a try. It's a bit long-winded and flowery, but that's more of my personal writing flaws.
>Vlodd grew up on the streets of Acomb an impoverished urchin. Though he was able to scrape out a living, he grew to hate nobility for their privilege, especially envious of the loving relationships between parents and children.
>When he came of age, he attempted to leave his hometown in search of his destiny, before being recognized and arrested for a recently committed burglary. When he arrived in prison, however, he was quickly identified as the long-lost son of a noble, and was brought to his father's estate and treated with the luxury he had always seen but never received.
>Sadly, the sudden change in fortune would be short-lived, as he saw his blood father despised him both for having the manners of a street rat and reminding him of Vlodd's mother, who had died during childbirth. It was obvious the man would have let his son return to rotting on the street given the chance.
>Despairing at having his one dream turn out to be hopeless, Vlodd stole his father's jewelry, ring, combat manuals, all the blackmail he could find in the house, and a picture of his mother as a keepsake. He began to practice using what he had stolen, growing more bitter and hateful at his father and using his mother's memory to spur on his training.
>He was soon approached by those who, learning of his ability and desperation, wished to employ him as an assassin. He became consumed by his work, using it to indulge his hatred of the wealthy. After several successful jobs, he eventually recognized one of his victims too late- his father.
>Suddenly wracked with guilt for his patricide and realizing the evil of his actions, he broke down sobbing and resolved to make amends. The guard, however, was at the door, forcing Vlodd to hastily shatter a window and flee, his awkward fall costing him a broken hand.

>>50640891
But your group or DM wasn't okay with it.
You're not writing a fantasy adventure, you're playing with other real people and there are things they might not want to see at their (virtual) table for whatever reason. You have to take that into account man. Maybe they had a bad experience with that kind of character before, or maybe there's a kid in the group and the DM doesn't want to have to explain that kind of stuff to him.
I mean, I'd accept that kind of character if it's wasn't blatant fetish fuel, but I can see why one would reject it.

>>50640944
>Vlodd grew up on the streets of Acomb an impoverished urchin.
Reads a bit better if you swap it to
>Vlodd grew up an impoverished urchin on the streets of Acomb.

>>50640944
>Now twenty years old and determined to change his ways, Vlodd learned the extent of his lineage so he would never accidentally kill a family member again. His hand has healed, though it pains him from time to time, and he aspires to defend those he cares about, keeping the family dagger he had stolen the night he killed his father as a permanent reminder of his mistakes.
>However, he is still known as a ruthless killer despite his genuine change of heart, a fact that makes finding people that trust him difficult. His association with the party provides him a chance to use his skills for good and hopefully earn the trust of his allies.

>>50640969
Yeah, I've always had trouble with passive voice.

>>50639584
No, this is terrible and written with a grammar a 10 yo would be ashamed of.
Shame on you for having such low standards.

>>50639809
>rope is fairly heap
>no one will believe [that] you are capable
>looks ike it was
>punctuation marks??
your friend may be a college professor, but you are not.

>>50640947
>I mean, I'd accept that kind of character if it's wasn't blatant fetish fuel, but I can see why one would reject it.
Where's the line on "blatant fetish fuel"?

>>50641016

Well, fuck it, it's quite good, isn't it?

>>50641135
Nowhere? I haven't seen that harem girl character, I can't say if it is fetish fuel or not. I was talking about a hypothetical situation.
I'm not a native speaker, I'm sorry if I fucked up my conditional.

>>50639683
>demigod
>INFERNAL demigod
This immediately puts him on thin ice if not immediately rejected. If you expect to play a demigod, your backstory had better be good enough to make me weep tears of solid gold.
>All of that flavor
Absolutely not.
>>50639782
Bleh. Pass. I might allow this if he has a good track record, but just from what I've seen he's trying too hard to be 'gritty' (read: dark) and that doesn't bode well for his characterization.

>>50641138
It sounds like the lovable but suspicious rogue in some high fantasy novel series. Shame about the grammar, though.

>>50640733
If you get a pre-organized group together, its a good system to use for dnd games. My DM has been using it for months, and there's been few real issue's.

Its just that it tends to attract some people that are exceedingly poor in the thinking department.

>>50639683
>Asmodeus
>CG.
>lolwut.jpg.

>prince of nessus
>asmodeus wilfully abdicated.
>???

>asmodeus tried to prevent his corruption.
>nope.btmp.

>Mentions toril thirteen.
>has read brimstone angels.
>somehow comes to conclusion that asmodeus cares for his followers.

>child of asmodeus
>tiefling, not cambion.
>has demonic blood.

>blessed by asmodeus
>freaky hellish powers
>good.
>clonesensons.png
>farideh clone, but marysue-ified.

>chosen of asmodeus can't do half the things he does.
>not a constant struggle to remaon pureharted even with attentions of asmodeus.

>Is warlock.
>no mention of pactholder.
>grr.avi.

>no conflicts with the hell.
>no explanation of how he deposed asmodeus at level 5.
>hellno.mp3.

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My worst character idea I got as an application.
Frankly, I've only ever got two apps that were terrible like this. Mostly I just get people not willing to put in any effort, like not even reading the book, or people who literally apply the day before with very little info on what they plan to play.

>>50640733
If you're looking to play, all you have to lose is a few hours out of one day. If the game sucks, leave.
If you're a DM, and you put the work in to make the game, make sure your players are putting all their work in too. Helping someone make a character or learn the system is fine, but if they don't learn the rules or make their character on their own then cut them loose.
Someone unwilling to put in an hour or two will prove unreliable in the future.
Requiring character concepts and time availability is a must for that reason. People who really want to play should have a character in mind anyway.

>>50640499
>When you were playing video games I studied Mark Twain
>When you jerked off to Japanese Visual Novels, I mastered every Shakespear quote
>While you believed George R R Martin is a good writer, I cultivated English dialects
>And now that the world fails the PISA study and the next generation doesn't know how to spell their own name, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

>>50639505
Seriously? He's 14. He put some thought into his character backstory, added some flaws and failures, and actually made him capable of cooperating within a group. Sure, his grammar is terrible, but that's it. Everybody had their edgy phase, and his character at least sounds like something playable.
Don't point and laugh at kids who are interested in your hobby. You were like them, once. Help them improve and enjoy themselves.

>>50639695
you must be new here

>>50641149
>I haven't seen that harem girl character, I can't say if it is fetish fuel or not.
I meant, what defines if it is or not?

>>50639809
So now it is cringe thread.

>>50641283
>worst character idea I got as an application

Son you ain't seen shit, this is decent.

>>50639505
>because of a certain theft
>a certain

Why do fan-fic and other amateurs like this word choice so much? I see it so often and I don't get what it's function is.

>>50642499
It gives a certain je-ne-sais-quoi to the story, Anon.

>>50639809
Get a load of this tough guy.

>>50642548
I just find it anything because referring to it such terms make it seem like it's a mystery to be discovered but whatever they're talking about is always blindingly obvious.

By any cance does anyone have any applications by Dusty C?

https://yuki.la/tg/47509533#p47520211

>>50639782
This looks like a totally normal backstory you'd see in any one of a thousand fantasy novels.

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>>50639809
>>50641096
I had an English professor once who kept obsessively correcting the use of commas in all our papers. She actually docked me a whole letter grade on one paper, solely for a few misused commas. I told this to the other professors I knew, who thought it was hilarious. They started sending back her emails about school business with corrections for all her misuses of commas.

>>50640499
>I praticed all my life for this moment
>And now that my moment has come, you dare ask me to do something?
>I won't, because i actually didn't praticed for this moment and I should've gone to the gym.

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>Join a game on Roll20
>Make a mountain tribe bard
>Just a bunch of mega-ram herders in the mountains travelling in large gypsy caravans
>Carve the horns of the sheep to make large flutes
>That's his instrument
>Decide to write a bit of backstory
>Five pages later I have the history of the clan lined up, their relationships with other Horners, how he came to want to adventure, and worldbuild the FUCK out of these people but not in a way that will disturb the world as it is
>Realize I will be the only one that will read this

My life is struggle.

>>50646148
At least you recognise that only you wants to read this. Only share the relevant parts, but keep the rest in the back of your mind. It might help you understand your character better, so it's not wasted.

>>50641283
Have the DM play the fae voices and it's completely workable.

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>>50645972
>I once had an english professor who was doing her job trying to educate me and make me a more intelligent individual that I ridiculed
>now I spend my time as jobless neet faggot shitposting on a weaboo image board seeking the approval of my anonymous peers by posting dank memes

>>50646276
Projecting real hard there, Anon.

>>50646148
I'll read it anon-kun

>>50646276
The problem with your argument is that the comma's usage varies and there are several "Rules" that are not agreed upon, so going autistic about something like that isn't something a good teacher would do.

If you are the kind of person to dock someone a letter grade because of their use of an oxford comma, you have problems.

>>50646148
I will read it. I will keep these ram-herders in my mind, even if no one else will.

>>50640891
>Harems and slavery are common themes in fantasy adventures

Yeah but if that's not why you're doing it that isn't really the point, is it?

>>50646725
As ESL I gotta say it gets even worse when your native uses entirely different rules for commas than English does and you start mixing them up.

>>50639584
Fpbp

Kids are cringey, this is literally not even bad. But let's just bully a 14 year old kid because "dude cringey lmao"

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>>50639505
This shit was for a Persona game, I don't know what I expected.

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>>50639584
This. For his age this isn't horrible.

When I was 14, I can almost 100% guarantee my character ideas were basically "I watched this really cool anime, and I want to make a character like this"

this "school professor HILARIOUSLY owns stupid kid, look at the poor standards in schools" shit is fucking facebook mom chain letter shit, consider fucking ending yourselves

>>50649336
>yourselves
what did he mean by this?

>>50651557
Get a load of this guy, thinking he has a halfway-passable humanity score

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One time I saw a player on Roll20 ragequit in the first session over basically nothing.

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It's not roll20, but let's have some god posting up in this shit.

>>50651729
Lionel Suggs pls no

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And that's my load.

>>50649132
When I was 14, my characters were flat af. They had zero character beyond "what kind of cool shit can this guy do?"

>>50651795
>Summoning the Reaper
>"What, do you expect me to do your job for you?"
>"Summoning me right out of the blue? At least buy me a drink first."
>"Can't you two settle this over a game of chess like civilized people?"

>>50640268
This.

>>50640743
>Implying this isn't anon

>>50651749
> Symbol: A Chaos Dragon
> Home Plane: Chaos
> Alignment: N

> N

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>>50641016
>Mfw the story wasn't that bad after all
Huh.

>>50646148
Tell us of the herders, anon.

>>50640944
>>50641016
That's actually pretty good. So good I'm stealing it.

>>50646148
I want to know. Share with me your ram herders.

>>50651704
Maybe you shouldn't be asshole DM

>>50649132
>not still doing that age 28

the trick to it is that you really gotta own that shit. make it not obvious. and not play with weeaboos, for that matter, because it's the worst when someone catches on

>>50639809
> College Professor
> "College Professor"
> """""""""College Professor""""""""""

>>50641025
I have two 14 YOs in my current group
They're both lolsrandumb morons that constantly spew memes. If you don' think this is >60th percentile for early teens made characters then you've clearly never played with kids recently
the grammar is pretty shit though

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>>50641349
>Sensible English chuckle.

I don't have a screencap, but I saved the text of this one guy's excruciating backstory. Basically it amounted to him being the worst dumb barbarian character I've ever played with, and three sessions in he got us all killed by being a retard. The group dispersed shortly after. I liked that GM too....


Cayac... a dragonborn with skin as white as the tundra he was born, and eyes, that upon critical inspection, reveal his ancestry for what it is. If only he knew. Cayac has been a wanderer for as long as he can remember. Never knowing who his parents were, never knowing how he came to be... maybe at one point he even cared. Those feelings have long been forgotten however. With time he met new people, made new friends, traveled to incredible places... seen unbelievable things. In fact, one time early on his days of wandering, before he was even the dragonborn equivalent of an adolescent, he came across a strange yet loving family of gold and black dragonborns. Kora (the mother), Zi'ire (the father) though because he didn't live with the immediate family Cayac learned very little about him, Razien, and Razius (the fraternal twin terrors), Sora (the younger sister), and little Ly'oc (the youngest of the family), who was only an infant boy at the time. He even spent a few years with the family, into his early adolescents, until the need to adventure overtook him and once again he set off as a wanderer, saying goodbye to his adopted family but promising he would see them again one day. To this day he wonders how they're doing. especially the strong but beautiful Razien (his childhood crush) and Razius, his closest friend and rival, whom he would always compete with when gathering food or playing games since they were close to the same age (though Cayac was a year older).

1/2

>>50652725
2/2

But nothing he ever witnessed or experienced, no one he ever met, no one he ever loved, could hold a candle to truth behind the one thing, the one question, that he buried so deep within his mind he doesn't even recognize it's there. Who are his parents? Unlike most dragonborns, he isn't a member of an ancient, and forgotten heritage, one that only hints at what it once was through faded colors, and diminished abilities. He is a direct descendant, not of one archaic and primeval dragon... but two... a white female and a silver male. With names that have come to match their terrible, and indomitable natures. Kysth and Apocra. Also known to those with primordial memories... as The White Death and The Roaming Stasis. Powerful blood runs deep within Cayac's veins. The question is, can he learn to overcome the hardships his inheritance comes with? Especially when Apocra, his father, the ancient silver dragon, has his own sordid history with Zi'ire, the ancient golden dragon, sire to his best friend Razius... One thing is for certain. Cayac has a tougher road than most lying in his not too distant future.
I swear, he got us into 3 situations that should have been TPKs before the DM stopped trying to save us.

>>50639809
jesus christ he's 14 give the faggot a break.

>>50639505
I vomited in my mouth a little.

>>50640499
>Blockchain
I'm sure frametraps will also work on the barbarians m'lord

>>50651742
Sweet Jesus

I never got further than the application phase before the cringe overwhelms me. I applied for one that seemed pretty standard with a dragon fucking up everything whatever. Then the other applications came in. The party was a "super tough badass dragon born", a "super tough badass with dragon blood", a "super badass demon prince or someshit, and I forget the last but he was also somehow part dragon

>>50653113
It's my favorite one, hands down. Just the insanity.

>>50653267
Most of them are hard to get through, but that one is immediately interesting

>>50646148
Well fuck, my party is about to exit a megadungeon into the safety of a high mountain range I'd happily include your megaram herders. Tell us of your people Anon.

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I think I dodged a bullet saying no to this one...

>>50652279
Thrussk, calm down.

>>50642499
>A Certain Scientific Railgun

>>50642499
It's an anime reference.

>>50639598
the fuck is this supposed to mean?

>>50653766
Thrussk wasn't the one who ragequit.

I've never actually used Roll20. I always just play on a tabletop with people.

is it really that bad there, or is this thread just highlighting the bad stuff

>>50654369
The roll20 community itself is awful. The service as a virtual tabletop is really good though if you bring in a group from elsewhere.

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>>50654378

>mage players

>>50654369
It's a toss up, but you can spot the really bad ones from a mile away

>>50654369
>Having real life people to play with
Check your fucking privilege.

>>50651822
Jesus I need a drink after that

>>50653615
>I have an anxiety disorder
>So I help it by completely avoiding socialization with people
really for the best that person doesn't get hooked on an online campaign.

>>50654369
I use it.

While I can't speak for the other members of my group, I feel that playing over the airwaves breeds a sense of detachment. DM's calling for people repeatedly due to mic issues on either end, or because people space out during slight lulls. It becomes easier and easier to just slide off to youtube or facebook either during combat or rp sections that don't directly concern you. I feel like a mandatory rule like "Unless the group asks for a bretaher, we stay in-character the whole session" is needed to draw the full attention of the players. And I say this from the perspective that I'm not above the criticisms I'm levying.

>>50654509
>What you're terrified of spiders, better pour a gallon of spiders on your face to get over it!

>>50654602
While not exactly that, that is one of the actual treatments for phobias.

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>>50654446
its just me and my subhuman friends to its ok

>>50654632
Anxiety disorder =/= Phobia

>>50654797
The treatment for anxiety disorders is the same thing, controlled exposure to the issue to overcome the issues.

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>>50655076
That first one is actually pretty good up till he mentions his junk.>>50655076

>>50655076
I don't get it, this is half decent random(?) smut encounters, what does it have to do with the thread?

>>50649079
>Persona game
Is that campaign still looking anon? Cause a game that's character-focused like the Persona games sounds surprisingly fun. Link to the LFG page?

>>50651704
Looks to me like you lucked out by getting rid of a shitty player sooner rather than later. Hell, he even showed himself the door without any help!

>>50639505
As a graduate from English it reminds me of all the stories that come my way that could be a little better with a bit more self-consciousness and experience. It's very easy to turn edgy stories into something positive. Then again people really love to misuse the word edgy today and boy does that really piss me off.

>>50642499
Because it means they don't have to actually say what happened. Just use "certain (event)" and skip the only partially relevant scene/plot causing device

>>50639809
So why didn't you get him to do this?

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>>50646276
>jobless neet faggot
Three strikes, but thanks for playing.

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>>50639598

>>50647164
The best advice I've ever heard for placing a comma is to read the sentence to yourself.

If at any point you take a pause, then put a comma there.

>>50651719
sometimes there's actually passable concepts in this kind of stuff, which is always the worst part to me
>neutral deity of balance of power between good and evil, law and chaos
>but the domains specifically exclude those things and it's all represented by katanas

>>50651742
but then there are things that i don't think you could possibly salvage

>>50652725
>and eyes, that upon critical inspection, reveal his ancestry for what it is. If only he knew.
fucker's never looked into a mirror? nobody's ever gone 'yo dude you got dragon eyes'?

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>>50646276
Fucking rekt

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>>50651719
> The Archkatana
> Overkatana
> Symbol: dual katanas of opposing katanas
> Home plane: Plane of katana's katana
> Alignment: True katana
> Portfolio: the balance of katana, evil katana, law katana, chaos emerald and katana.
> Clergy aligment: neutral only
> Domains: All katanas excluding law, chaos, good , evil and katana
> Favored weapon: Spork

>>50657874
>If at any point you take a pause, then put a comma there.

As William, Shatner I, endorse this statement

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>>50639809
> Proofreads bad English
> Has spelling errors when pointing out errors

>>50640758
>like the facts he learned to fight solely from books

A flaw that has been done by masters of characterization.

Burroughs lovingly described Tarzan as learning English from books with no teacher, for example. Why the movies threw that out in favour of a brute, I'll never know.

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>>50641666
>I meant, what defines if it is or not?

SATAN TRIPS!

...why don't you post the harem slave and we'll judge you?

>>50651742
That's the second weirdest fetish elf I've seen statted, and considering the amount of elf subraces out there that's saying something (the weirdest would be Frakass's vore elves).

>>50649079
>Nemesis as a Persona
>Nothing about revenge in his backstory so it doesn't fit

God damn it, Nemesis wasn't even that good. Should have just gone with Penthesilea if he wanted a good one

roll20 is fucking paradise what oc story is concerned, look at some obscure autistic freeform rp forums oc's, that's where the high quality stuff is at

>>50654632
Controlled exposure in consultation with a mental health professional, sure. Exposing yourself to stuff aggressively without any professional oversight is a good way to make your condition worse.

>>50639584

Honestly, if it wasn't for the grammar and spelling it'd be alright for a kid.

>>50651786
>chaotic justice

>>50652913
Aren't seconds the frames of life?

>>50658058
I don't know man, when I have a conversation with someone I can usually remember their eye colour, if they had orange eyes with suits or something most people would notice.

>>50646645
>>50647103
>>50652073
>>50652213
>>50653440

Not that anon but, this is why I love /tg/. You're wonderful people.

>>50646148
Don't leave us hanging, tell us of your mega-ram herders! Throw that in a google doc and slap us a link!

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>>50658717

>>50651779
Despite probably being somebody's donut steel fursona race, that's not that bad.

>>50651557
>Tremere
>Mental Secondary
>Knowledges Tertiary

The last character backstory txt I wrote was like 1700 words.

The DM was the only one who saw it. He read it and used a lot of it in the opening of the campaign. I don't know why the fuck I wrote so much for a campaign that only lasted 4 sessions

>>50646148
Condensing can be a fun and engaging challenge.

>>50646553
>no u

>>50661732
dude I know that feeling. I wrote 1400 words for a dar character. 3 people bailed before the first session.

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I feel like it would be fun to send in applications in character.

>>50653615
I've had a couple like that.

When your introductory post consists almost entirely of you apologising in advance for your numerous neuroticisms, you need to stop, step away from your computer, and work on your issues rather than trying to ram them down the throats of strangers on the internet.

>>50654369
It's mostly sewage. You need to filter it heavily to get anything tolerable. Expect to go through at least thirty autists and flakes for every five good players. Of those five, two will probably not mesh with the group or the style of the campaign, so at the end of the day you're looking at a 1:10 ratio of good players to rejects.

Once you find your players, you're pretty much set, but it's difficult to avoid a game crashing and burning while you establish that initial pool.

>>50654557
There's honestly nothing wrong with tabbing away during RP that doesn't concern you, as long as you are paying attention when it counts and don't lose track of things.

Whether your group can handle that or not is another story entirely.