Mages Guild: Who turned out the Sun? Edition.

So thats why my night shift hasn't ended yet...

>>50545942
>turned off the sun
What does that even mean?
The sun is radiating heat and light because it's so massive.
Did somebody turn off gravity? Are we speeding away from our home star?

>>50545942
>Looks up from her Oozemancy book into the sky and grins.
Why don´t we create a new sun then? Or are we not allowed to do that?

I'm sure we can all learn to adapt to this new situation. Why blindly keep the status quo?

>>50545942
>scratches his head while looking up at the sky
Now thats something odd.

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>>50545990
We're trying to find that out. Is it being blocked or countered somehow? Did someone steal it?

Right now there's just not enough information, and until I can get this stupid torch working we're not gonna GET anywhere!

>>50546012
Generally, because it's too much work to do otherwise, I find.

>>50546038
I'd have to agree there.
Eventually others will start to panic.

>>50546012
Im detectin a little bias here...

>>50546012
>walks out into the conversation
I quite like the night.
Adapting wouldn't seem a problem to me.

>>50546012
I will salt everything you own with garlic if you keep this crap up. We let you blow up the moon almost every other month, leave the sun alone!

>>50546062
>Eventually.
I´m checking the portals. See you.

>>50546062
Now...
>Scratches his chin
This is not something I've ever had to think about fixing before.

>>50546037
Have you tried lighting it?

>>50546157
The sun does not burn.
It doesn't even have any oxygen.

>>50546157
I don't think i've come across a missing sun in my years.

>>50546156
See you. Tell us any updates.

>>50546182
No, the torch.

>>50546192
Then this is a weird situation.

>>50546197
Do you see any pyromancers around?
Are they concerned with the situation?

>>50546218
Now I know. This is s ploy by the pyromancers so that their services as providers of fire will be more in demand.
They are trying to manipulate the free market!

>>50546218
Possibly. They may have made their own. Or stolen it.

>>50546192
On my way.
>Runs back into the building.
Now then. Which one should I check first...

>>50546218
Of course they're concerned! I'm sure that Noel is working her ass off to figure out what the hell is going on.

>>50546157
Working on it. It's dark, hard to see anything.

>>50546182
Hey, if you're gonna keep criticizing, start offering up some answers!

Like any of you see the sun on a regular basis anyway.

>>50545990
MAGIC ANON WE AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIET

>>50546243
Noel would probably be the one who could tell us something about the situation.

>>50546239
They probably do have an alternate sun with them

>>50546241
I... I dont know. I wouldn't know where would be a possible place with answers.

>>50546254
I'm not that pale.

>>50546243
True, it is.

>>50546286
Someone should go check, just in case.

Have you tried turning off the dark?

>>50546320
I cast magic missile at it, but it didn't react.

>>50546254

I saw the sun just the other day.

>Is checking the wastes first.
Nope. Completely dark.

>Walks towards the Aen City Portal.
The light´s still on he- Nope. Just a fire.

>Over a dozen other portals later.
It´s dark. Everywhere.

>>50546286
Reporting back. No good results. Sorry.

>>50546444
Have you checked if the moon is still visible, ie, if the sun is just incapable of beaming at us directly?

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>>50545995
Someone say CREATE A NEW SUN?
I told him the last one wasn't big enough, we should make this one bigger!

>>50546470
>we should make this one bigger!
Why?

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>>50546457
...It's the middle of the day, of COURSE the moon wouldn't be visible!

>>50546295
Alright. Now we're getting SOMEWHERE...

>>50546500
>of COURSE the moon wouldn't be visible!
Uh.
No, that's not how it works. I suggest you look it up.

>>50546483
I second the question. Surely a smaller, dimmer one would be more economical. Not to mention more elegant.

>>50546517
We have been.
When you look up, do you see the moon?
I surely dont!

>>50546517
I can pretty conclusively tell you that we won't be able to see that giant rock, because there's THIS giant rock in the way!
>Sam points at the ground.

Trust me, I know how giant rocks work! That's what I do!

>>50546457
Well, It´s night. Of course the moon was- OH. Maybe we have an Eclispe happening?

>>50546470
I´ll gladly help!

>>50546483
Because bigger is better.
>>50546570
Eeeh...

>>50546560
Maybe we should make Earth invisible for a few minutes to make sure then.

>>50546670
...
>She seems to ponder this.
I mean, it MIGHT work? Is that something you can do though?

>>50546470
Bigger also means we can't control it. Like, what if we need to turn it off again?

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>>50545942
Another thing we should do is prepare a ritual to find the culprit.

Those of us who needed the sun for our projects experienced a major setback: I want to be compensated for my lost time, resources and effort.

>>50546470
You're a daft bastard, you know that? Making a new sun would play merry hell with the celestial spheres, causing untold chaos as destiny realigns itself.

I'll not be having any of this damnable retro-astrology fad. You'd have people waking up as toads and such all up and down the countryside.

Too much bloody bother. Just give the peasants a load of ever burning lamps and let's move on to other points of business.

Or maybe the sodding druids would like to prove that they aren't a waste of space and funding for once and conjure up some strains of crops that grow in the dark eh?

>>50546596
>Points at the Growthmancy part of her name.
Just make a fireball. Let´s see how much bigger I can make it.

>>50546741
Just one try, please?
>Looks at you, nearly begging.

>>50546749
You want our Ritualist to drop whatever she's doing and work on that?

...I mean, I can call her real quick but I wouldn't hold my breath.

>>50546777
And what's going to happen if the sun is so close to us that we all burn? Then what?

>>50546832
Not really. I am pretty well versed in ritual magic aswell and with a few others I could find out who did it in but an hour.

>>50546832
>Points at her tanned skin for a second, but sighs in defeat.
Okay. You win. No big new Sun.
>Is definitely not whining like the teenager she is,

>>50546832
Id have to agree on not being burned.
I don't exactly tan.

>>50546911
Alright then. Have fun with that.

>>50546917
I mean, making a tiny sun and growing it might not be a bad idea, but it has to be able to grow somewhere.

>>50547047
...Yeah.

>>50547157
I mean, you clearly have the sun-situation in control. So someone should take care of the idiot who turned off the fucking sun.

>>50547157
>Is grinning again.
You got an idea of where we could grow it? I doubt this disaster ridden place is the right option...

Guys I figured it out! Candlejack must be behind this! It's the only thing that ma

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>>50547270
...I wouldn't say that at all!

>>50547294
Lemme check our maps and see...

>>50547452
Could we uh, not. Do this.
I mean, is the old sun still there?
Whats gonna happen if we end up with two?

>>50547452
Thank you so much!

>>50547730
Then we have one in reserve? For later accidents like this?

>>50547730
Id prefer our situation to not having two suns.
Its quite pretty out here anyway.

>>50547806
>Sorry, forgot my name.

>>50547806
Lady, I've been in every damn storage closet in this guild at least twenty times in my life and I've never seen a spare star around here.
>>50547813
I mean, most life dying out in the realm doesn't sound that bad.
Oh wait.
It sounds awful.

>>50547730
Another good point.

>>50547806
...where would we keep it?

>>50547865
You DON`T? Sorry, never thought that would be possible.

>>50547908
In the guild some- I have no idea. I´m actually all out of them.

We should ask the hydromancers from the Arcane Fire Department. Maybe they extinguished the sun.

>>50547865
I can understand your issue with the matter.
it isnt the most suitable condition to live in.

I guess finding the original sun wouldn't be the worst thing to do.

>>50547908
I mean, the pyromancers have one lying around as an ornement.
But I aint goin in there to ask for it. I prefer not being crispy.

>>50547999
I assure you, that is not the sun. That is a portal to Elemental Plane of Fire.

>>50547985
Yeah, Its not somthing that I'd consider "Storage safe"
>>50547996
Anyone got a telescope? I mean we ARE still orbiting somthing right?
>>50548043
Oh thank the gods.

>>50547993
...why does the Arcane Fire department have hydromancers?

>>50548116
Lemme see if I can find one.

>>50548137
The Hydromancers are employed as fire extinguishers.
Im deadly serious.

Also can ya see anything?

>>50548043
That seems remarkably dangerous.

>>50548309
Not to us. Anyway, last time I checked there was a giant flaming DO NOT ENTER sign just above the entrance.

>>50548354
Of course, of course.

>>50548137
Why wouldn't it have them? They use their water magic to extinguish fires.

Same reason the Arcane Flood Department has pyromancers.

>>50548354
I hate trying to clean that thing...

>>50548373
Hey, we can't help it if redrobes just don't read the signs.
>KRAAAANG!

...Like the one on my office saying "Do Not Enter without Supervision"...

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Guys guys guys!
Why don't we just take the darkness and push it somewhere else?

>>50548553
AW fer fucks sake now I gotta clean your doorway again.
>>50548583
I uhh.
Maybe?

>>50548605
I can't help it that they don't read a sign right in front of their eyes!

>>50548583
...okay, lemme call her, that might not be the worst idea.

>>50548553
>Sighs

I've just about given up putting up signs, honestly.

>>50548633
WAIT NO.
DON'T CALL A NYCTOMANCER.
ITS ALLREADY DARK ENOUGH IN HERE!

Let's open another portal into the Plane of Fire where the sun was. I think it can work.

At worst, we'll have a spare portal, which is good thing!

>>50548656
Look, if she can make it be not-dark then you all will stop complaining, right?

>>50548729
a potential option.
>>50548731
Its skirting around the problem insted of fixing it.
We need to establish if there is anything where the sun should be.
Did you get that telescope yet?

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>>50548769
I've called the astromancers, they should have them if anyone does!

Now I'm going to work on that bloodstain.

Have you considered that someone might have cast something to make us not notice the sun, then applied enough magic to make that semi-real?

>>50548656
Nyctomancer?
Magic involving darkness I presume?

>>50548731
I'm sure most people would prefer it to not be eternally dark.

>Has begun sleeping outside during the commotion. is right now as tall as the guild she leant herself against.

Last post as Mira for today, might use another character later.

>>50548829
Who would do such a horrible thing?

>>50548823
Nice, they'll know.
>>50548829
That..
Thats scary. Do you have a way to check?

>>50548843
>>50548898
I don't know who, but I've done similar on a personal scale to drive one batty and test the principles of subjective reality, but anybody who would do such, assuming both that this is the truth and the sun wasn't merely an illusion in the first place, would need both an arcane amplifier and a symapthetic echo device to reinforce the illusion to the power of the number of minds on the planet.

Anyhow, testing might work, assuming that we can get objects out of its area of effect. From there, we simply have to chain mirrors until it overloads the amount of contigencies against secondary actions built into the spell. Of course, maybe the illusion that WAS the sun kicked the bucket, maybe, if that paper a while back was correct.

>>50549119
I uhh. Yeah. Wait no.
Im not Qualified for this...
Good luck?

>>50545942
I know that we regularly strain the laws of reality, but I think that this is a new one.

I'll supply the meeting with freshly brewed coffee while we figure this out, but unless you want to call the church in here to cast artificial sunlight, the plants are all eventually going to die out.

>>50545978
One of the grad students blew out Lab 6. I got the fumes cleared out, but... you know, when you have a minute. Since you're still on shift.

>>50549119
Or maybe some schmuck just closed a portal to the elemental plane of fire/plane of positive energy...
>Rubbs nose.

>>50549151
Yeah yeah, I know the drill.
I hope the poor bastard is still alive...

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>>50545942
>Wanders in
>a bit more chirpier than usual
>he opens his arms wide and takes it in
Boy, it's a beautiful dayless day.

>>50549215
Hey, who the hells scribbled away my title?

>>50549215
>>50549245


Oh hello there.
What a fine sun-less day we're having.

Now if we could also get rid of the living that would be just great.

>>50549181
No hair left and partially blind in one eye.

Really, they think that just because they aren't undergrads that they have full license to go mad scientist in order to stake their claims in the field. Such is life, I suppose; the ones that are intelligent enough to not try killing themselves or are clever enough to succeed will be the new faces in the field, as few as they are.

>>50549280
>crosses his arms
Please don't try it.

>>50549280
Uh, please no.
>>50549299
Aw crap. Ok I'll go clean that up.

>>50549280
Now that just sounds like a wasteful and unnecessary thing to say.

>>50549280
Sorry, gonna have to stop you there.

>>50549167
Maybe, but wouldn't we have noticed flaring in other, similarly aligned portals from the sudden surplus in units of output per second compared to before?

>>50549280
I don't know about bumping people off, but can anyone spare me a fireball for the red lamps? I'm not used to going at this hour of day and I'm spent.

My wand's drooping and everything.

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>Walks in

What's this about the sun...?

Really guys? C'mon, I was just about to start preparing for a vacation, do we have to do this now?

...Oh wow, it IS dark in here.

>>50549346
>>50549596
...Can one of you fill me in?

>>50549665
>shrugs
I know not where the sun is, but sure am I enjoying it.

>>50549665
Apparently someone turned off the sun!
>Opens a curtain
>Looks out
Yeah, that sun is off.

>>50549684
You would.

>>50549741
...what?
HOW?

>>50549684
...It's the sun. We kind of need the sun.

>>50549801
Correction, you need the sun, I'm feeling quite well.
>>50549741
Indeed.

>>50549801
>Shrugs
I dunno. Magic, probably.

>>50549818
Well, everyone but you needs the sun.

Do you want to be alone forever?

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>>50549857
He probably would like that.

>>50549818
You haven't seen the sun in decades, it's not like you care either way.

>>50549857
I often ask that question to myself, and with you lot I often say yes.
>>50549918
You'll learn.

>>50549918
...Oh. Huh.

>>50549946
>Upset Obsidia Noises

>Walks though the meeting hall while whistling nonchalantly
>Has something spherical and glowing under his shirt
No body mind me.

>>50549979
Did... Did you steal the sun?

>>50549995
>GASP
Obsidia, steal is such a Harsh word.

>>50550020
Are you the reason the Sun isn't shining in the sky, then?

>>50549946
Fuck. That.
>This coming from the young woman who recently used the shadows to cripple someone almost-permanently.

>>50549979
...

>>50549995
Obsidia, I'm not sure we want to know the answer to that.

>>50550020
Are you borrowing it?

>>50550033
Who can say why the sun ins't shining. Have you guys tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?

>>50550043
......................................
See? I can ellipse just was well as you, if not better.

>>50550055
Maybe~

>>50550043
Well, we do kind of need one.

>>50550093
Well, we can't find it.

>>50550126
Well I can't be required to look after every heavenly body. did you look where you left it last?

I propose that we create an illusion of the sun and impose semi-realtity on it to prevent such troubles in the future.

>>50550158
>Pulls open a curtain
>The sun is not out the window

>>50550093
>>50550126
I would have to agree with this one on the matter.
No matter my distaste, others need it.

>>50550210
well no wonder it was stolen, you left it out side.

>>50550225
well maybe you should have locked it up.

>>50550251
>Facepalms
>That sounded like it hurt

>>50550251
Just empty it all out then. Do NOT make me go through this song and dance again.

>>50550126
what're you looking at me for?

>>50550263
stop hitting yourself.

>>50550276
You did a song and dance? I wanna see it!

>>50550276
Nothing, sorry.

>>50550359
>Grumbles
>Hatred

>>50550359
Show me what you're hiding and I might show you.

>>50550376
>Diana sighs.

>>50550492
you first, red.

>>50550492
>>50550570
Wait, what is Diana hiding?

>>50550570
I'm not the one with the glowy light.

>>50550582
Nothing!
>She turns her pockets inside out to show as such.
>And holds her bag upside down as well.

>>50550624
You got tha-
I mean I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>50550582
>Whispers to obsidia
I bet its that she has a penis

>>50550624
Then what does he think you're hiding?

>>50550655
A what?
>Is 13
>Is too pure for such thoughts

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>50550671
I don't know!

>>50550655
This has gone on long enough.
>Erebus' Mage Hand

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>50550717
EEEK! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

>>50550862
Stop thrashing about and leggo!
>He's getting away with the sun!

A little help here!?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>50550913
Uh... Right!

>>50550862
>Punches Noone
>In the dick

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>50550931
>I though she was too pure to know what that was
None purer.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>50550958
>She doesn't know what it's for
>She knows her male classmates guard it with their lives

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>50550958
Shut up!
>Diana pulls out a large staff and goes to thwack him with that.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>50550967
>is that roll for anything or did you just leave dice on?

>>50551006
>inb4 Noone gets your staff

>>50551036
>I just left it on
>Pouts

Just show us what's under your shirt!

>>50551068
I'm not some guild girl at a festival that you can bribe with beads!

>>50551096
Well, what can I bribe you with?

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>A magic conch sits on the meeting table

>>50551036
>Staff tug of war!
mrgrgrr...

I think it's rather nice out without the sun. I find that the Gravediggers Club has been able to acquire quite the bounty as well, and I do so love seeing students to the initiative in times such as these.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>50551162
>Rolling for surprise let go that makes Diana fall on her ass

>>50551121
hmmmm bout tree fiddy

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>50551252
>Yeah, like that's going to work.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>50551252
>Scrounges around in her pockets
>Rolls to see if she keeps that much change on her

>>50551302
>She eather has it or she doesn't, im not rolling for inventory

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>50551350
>Pulls out just barely enough change
>And some pocket lint

You had better have the sun under there...

>>50551174

You know, the more I meditate upon this matter, the more I wonder: Is all this fuss really necessary? Sure, it's a bit chilly now, but do we really NEED the sun?

Either way, is this really our problem? Presumably, we didn't cause it and this more a job for some sort of Clerical order, or a ragtag group of unlikely misfits who band together to save the sun or some such nonesense.

>>50551368

Obsidia, why don't you go? You're an unlikely misfit that doesn't fit in.

>>50551387
>Several redrobes can be heard whooping and chanting at Ezekiels sick burn.

>>50551368
>It's a glowing basketball
Nope1 Just some talent that I stole from some of earths most marketable basketball players! Welp I'm off to go enslave the loonytoons!
>He takes your money

>>50551439
What.
>Stands there
>Stares at her now money-free hands

>>50551387
Hey! You don't have to call me a misfit...

>>50551387

As much as I burn up in the sun, I can't help but think we will need it back eventually. If not directly, then surely indirectly.

What if something is blocking it?

>Walks into room yawning.
What's with all the hubbub in the middle of the night?

>>50551449
>Diana just stares at the ball, and where Noone was, now isn't.

...Okay. We need a different plan. Gimme a bit.
>She heads out to look for one.

>>50551486
Sorry pal, its the middle of the day.
Suns gone.

>>50551505
...
>Scratches his chin, then looks outside.
What.

>>50551449

You're a mage now, Obsidia. You either state things plainly, or play grab ass with random people while stealing their pocket change. Now get out there and prove your peers wrong about how you'll never accomplish anything of note and end up back in your old hometown, forced to marry the baker's ugly son and will have ugly children together who will inherit your big floppy ears! I suggest you head to the local pub, as no doubt there is some sort of Paladin or Fighter that is recruiting people, and likely will be expected to keep above the rivalry between your Elvish and Dwarvish teammates who will create a lifelong bond at the end of the adventure while you and some sort of burly Barbarian come to respect your different cultures and methods. Or some such nonsense.

>>50551468
>What if something is blocking it?

Well, let's get the Phomancers out here so we can communicate with the damn thing, whatever it is (Terrax with a Thyroid condition?) and ask it to move.

If that's what we really want.

>>50551531
I mean, I wish I was kiddin.
But Im not.
Got any ideas?

>>50551538
>Stares
>Her jaw drops
>Her eye rolls into the back of her head as she faints

>>50551566

Well, there you go. Proving everyone right about the horrible, awful, things said behind your back instead of meddling with the very forces of the universe without considering the ethics of doing so.

Really, it's just awful what they say.

But that's not what we're here about.

Has anyone tried shooting a tremendous amount of energy where the sun should be? Like something that could really mess a thing up if it were standing in front of the sun?

>>50551538

>ask it to move

What if it can't be reasoned with? It's already being pretty unreasonable.

Then again, maybe WE'RE being unreasonable.

>>50551627
>Then again, maybe WE'RE being unreasonable.

>SLAPS Ellen with his skeletal hand

Don't be hysterical! Try to retain SOME dignity!

>>50551558
Man, I just got up from a nap. I was about to go kill somethin for dinner.
Now there's no sun?
What do you proper mages do all day that you manage to lose the friggin sun?
>Sighs
No, I don't have any ideas.

>>50545942
Anyone need coffee?

>>50551660
Hey Mortimer, I'll take a tea please.
Its been a wack day so far...

>>50551660
>Grunts

>>50551653
>What do you proper mages do all day that you manage to lose the friggin sun?

As I mentioned before, the Gravedigging club has made some excellent headway on gathering raw materials for the class Bone Colossus project, and I've also managed to round up some blood sacrifices who lost their way in the dark and ended up here.

Truly this has been a most bountiful day.

>>50551647

>blinks for a moment and rubs her cheek

Right... You're right. We're the reasonable ones around here. It's not MY fault corporeality breaks down so easily. If it wanted to remain physical, it should try harder.

So how do we reason with an unreasonable and theoretical sun blocker?

>>50551668
>Gives tea
I can never understand why people drink this stuff
>>50551676
I will take that as a yes
>Gives her a mug

>>50551731
>Takes the tea
Coffee is too much of a punch in the face ya know?
Thanks.

>>50551731
>Is clearly a man
>errrr 14 year old boy.
>in shorts

>>50551719

The same way we solve all our problems:

Throw magic at it until it either dies or wanders off on its' own and then claim credit for it afterward, of course.

And if we can find some way to stick it the Bard College in the process, then all the better.

OH! I just realized that we can launch the bard college at whatever is theoretically blocking the sun and confirm its' existence!

>>50551767
Oh hells yes, Im voting we set the bards collage alight and teleport it there.

>>50551751
Heh, lightweight
>>50551757
>Shrugs

>>50551787
Im not gonna deny that. Coffee is more of a morning thing for me.
Im not even sure what part of the day we're in now...

>>50551805
Why not just ask a chronomancer?

>>50551731
>Sits down and waves to Mortimer for some tea

>>50551767
That is a fantastic idea, I second that.
Maybe I can get some good hunting closer to the building for once.

>>50551819
Are you brave enough to walk into that department?

>>50551836
>Brings over a cup of tea
>>50551839
There isn't a department that scares me.

>>50551767

Excellent idea! We throw the Bards College at it. If they die on impact, we can study the damage to determine what it might be, and if they return, they won't shut up about what they saw! It's a fantastic plan.

>>50551782
Immolation might interfere with initial impact studies. I suggest we launch them from here in an incorporeal state to reduce drag and random deterioration.

>>50551863
You gotta teach me that trick one day.
>>50551883
Sounds good, you guys need any mooks for this job?

>>50551893

Aren't we already using the Bards College?

>>50551893
Sorry, but its a trade secret

>>50551906
Nah I ment like hired hands, assistants and such. Unless you two are able to do this solo.
>>50551915
Aww cmon, our trades aren't that different.

>>50551931
Buddy, our jobs are very different. I make coffee, help file paperwork, and grow a very deadly species of tree. This is made harder by the fact that I'm a giant. You just fix magical things when they get broken

>>50551963
Eh, good point.
How's the tree doing?

>>50551819

We need to learn to stop relying on the Chronomancers. History has gone a bit weird, and I'm pretty sure half you people didn't exist before, I have been both older, younger, and had a different name, and now I'm not sure where I keep my penis anymore, since it's not in what I thought was the usual spot. I think I also had a different name before.

>>50551782
>>50551836
>>50551883

We have to make sure that the gravitational forces and energy that would have accumulated on its' journey there would catch up on impact to create an even larger impact.

The best way to achieve such an effect, use the version of the Transport spell that uses gravity dilation, but skip some of safety incantations so that way it will pick up any debris on the way there so once it refocuses into normal space, it should absolutely destroy the hypothetical creature blocking our sun.

>>50551931

Mervyn, can you and your assistants acquire enough sleeping drought to be vaporized into a gas and knock out roughly 250+ highly drugged up Bards (Probably all on Traveling powder, so err towards too much rather than too little), gas the bards and place the enchanted Ur-Iron stakes into a pentacle format around the Bard College?

>>50551986
They are doing well, all things considered...OH SHIT. THERE IS NO SUN! I NEED TO GO SAVE MY TREES!!
>Runs off in the direction of his cottage

>>50552003
Imma need those stakes delivered on location, but yeah I can get the gang together and have the places gassed in less than half an hour.
Portals are a wonderful thing.
>>50552006
Cya Morty.

>>50551931

Oh, yes. I will need several well placed, um, assistants. Preferably ones who don't mind losing a bit of their physical selves. Its not a requirement, but it makes for less whining in the long run.

>>50552003

I can include a glyph that can tether the incorporeal college to whatever you need for the transportation spell.

>>50552046

We'll send some red robes down with those stakes then!

>>50552059

I think that's exactly what is needed to make this all fall into place! That and a demon.

Admittedly the Demon won't really add much, but I always feel better weaving a demon summoning into my magicks.

You know. Just in case.

>>50552083
Alright, I'll get moving.
Try not to launch the place while Im in there.

>>50552105

As with all things magical, I could make you a promise, but that signals causality to interfere. Just know that should the unthinkable happen, it will be an absolutely spectacular display and your memorial will be nicer than the other fallen Magical Maintenance crew.

>>50552083

Nah, familiarity is a good thing. Oh! Pick a sturdy one. We can use it as the focus for the tether. Just make sure I can slap the glyph on it.

>>50552105

The implication there isn't telling us not to start while he arranges thing, but just to make an attempt not to launch him while he's there.

>>50552216

Oh! I know just the Demon! He calls himself Iblis Invictus and I have used him in 37 magical explosions now. He's perfect, and I know that he'll absolutely hate every second about it, while also being enraged by the very sight of me!

My bones are clacking in anticipation!

Eh, commotion time again? What has happened now? This one sees many necromancers now, yes? Never a good sign this is....

>>50552303

Sun's gone. It's okay. We think that there might be something standing in front of it, so we're going to lob magical bombed formed out of the Bard College, a Demon, and Unsafe Transportation Magics to test if there actually IS standing in front of the sun or if the sun wasn't just a mass delusion that we are all coming out of.

Either way, it shall be quite the spectacle.

Want to help us someone a Demon that doesn't want to be blown up again?

>>50552003
>>50552046
>>50552059
>>50552083
Well, you seem to have things well in hand, I'm gonna go see if i can't scare up something to eat.
On the other side of the grounds.

If anyone else wants something fresh, let me know now and I'll hunt something for you on my way back.

>>50552416

... Skull of a ram, blood of a kid, and, if you can, a horned rabbit.

>>50552303
>Has fainted
>Is still laying there, fainted

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>Hannah glances around, before espying the still-unconscious Obsidia
Ahh, verdamt.
>Starts working to revive her.

>>50552479
>walks over to the fainted girl
>begins poking at her
You okay miss?

>>50552479

>Pours out untouched Goblet of water on the apprentice

Make yourself useful and prepare for the demon summoning.

>>50552507
>>50552513

How would you two like to help summon and bind a powerful and angry demon?

>>50552507
>>50552513
>Wakes up with a scream
>Bolts upright

>>50552525
>Is doused in water
>Shrieks
>Runs away, sopping wet

>>50552525
NO.
>>50552541
H-stay still!
>grabs her by the scruff of her neck.

>>50552541

You know. The important thing her parents weren't here to see her shame them so.

>>50552564
>Is grabbed
>Freezes up
>Goes limp like a cat

>>50552574
>Is ignoring him
>Probably for the best

>>50552285

Excellent!

>>50552303
>>50552355

The best part is that we're using a real answer to a theoretical problem! It won't know what hit it. Even if it's not there, the bomb will keep going until it reaches the sun at which point the sun would trigger the rune and evaporate the whole college and possibly incorporealize the entire sun! Isn't that exciting?

>>50552574

You know, I've noticed a drastic decrease in human fainting while incorporeal.

>>50552541
>>50552594

Oh dear.
Are you okay?
You were just laying on the ground?

>>50552451
.........
You mean baby goat, right?
I can get the horned rabbit, though, I think I remember seeing a family of em the other day.

Speaking of, you should smack whichever moron let those things out, they're wreaking havoc on the other rodent dens in the area.

>>50552355
This sounds most unsafe, has it tried drawing the curtains yet?
>>50552479
>Still barely remembers who Obsidia is.
>Kinda pokes her cheek with a padded toe claw.

>>50552574
You are NOT helping.

>>50552594
>Continues to apply smelling salts ans salves, moving her hand from Obsidia's neck to her collar.
Deep breaths, okay?

>>50552607
I don't wanna talk about it.

>>50552611
Stop it...
>Whines

>>50552665
>Takes a deep breath

Alright...

>>50552671
Ah yes, this one remembers now... Perhaps this would be a good time for its Akrefina now, yes?

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>>50552606

This is why we mages are superior. We always come up with real, working solutions, no matter how actual the problem is.

You know, the whole fainting thing can be avoided if people just committed and shed their pointless mortal form in favor of being an undead horror!

>>50552608

If I meant a human child, I would go get one myself. They're not difficult to catch, especially now that the sun's out.

>>50552665
>You are NOT helping.

DAMN IT, I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THIS WHOLE MISSING SUN THING!

>>50552611

If you want to do "Safe" then join a knitting circle. We're Mages, and we must sunder the veil between real and unreal-- No matter the cost!

Incidentally, I've summoned the Demon. It's a great deal bigger than the one I was going for. Ellen, dearheart, could you perhaps through some nice binding glyphs on this before it breaks free and becomes unbound in the Guild hall?

>>50552608

Oh! If you see a pink wisp out there strangely close to the ground, try catch it. I think it might be a squirrel that got into my glyph ink.

>>50552701
Yeah... Just let me get put down, then I can go grab it from my room.

>>50552794
This one thinks it is making much of a fool of itself-
>>50552819
Yes that would be most wise...

>>50552794
And if you try summoning a demon here to fix it I'm going to smash its head in!
>Oh right, there kind of is a warhammer sitting right next to her.

>>50552671
>>50552819
What d'you need?

>>50552858
Just set me down, I'm fine now.

I just got scared and fainted. It's not something that's happened before, but I'm sure I'm fine.

>>50552833
>Squirms to escape the grip

>is nodding off
<Having no sun is awful for your sleeping schedule

>>50552858
>>50552880
You, unhand the little one, it has an important task that needs doing!
>Aaliyah barks, before sneering a rather ugly guttural cackling growl.

>>50552858

I think you may need a bigger hammer, and you know, learn how to respect your elders and their rank in relation to yours.

Now, some help binding this thing? Anyone?

I'm not sure what language it's speaking now and that's rather troubling, because Demons never have spoken in a language that I could not interpret.

But by the gods, think of the terrible force of the explosion it will help bring! It will be even more dazzling than I could have hoped for!

I better whatever hypothetically stepped in front of the sun will surely regret it's life choices once we swing this baby at it with the Bard College!

>>50552794

Oh. Oh my, you were kidding.

>shuffles through robes before producing ink and brush

>>50552858

I think we're past the try part, actually.

>becomes translucent, walks vertically to the demon, and begins doodling glyphs

>>50552794
Okay, good, just checkin. I'll see if I can find some, then.

>>50552814
...Yeah, I'll keep an eye out for it...

>Goes to the door
Anyone else wanna give me their grocery list?
No?
Good, catch ya later.
>Leaves the room.

>>50552934
Ok Im back tha the bard's guild is completly Ko'd, now wha- OH FUCK A DEMON.

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>>50552880
O-okay.
>Drops Obsidia gently.
Don't do anything strenuous though!
>>50552920
Alright, alright!

>>50552934
What's wrong with my hammer?
>>50552936
...shit.

>>50552920
>>50552975
Alright, thanks.
>Walks out to dry off

Alright, alright, alright.
>is waking up from his nap
By Erebus what is all this pandering boasts about.
>Teuivae scratches his head as he sits up
Don't make me show you all what the Heat Death of the Universe looks like.

>>50552955

Yes. Magnificent, isn't it? Truly a wonder to be hold. What a wonderful profession to hold, eh, Mervyn?

Did the Redrobes deliver the stakes?

>>50552975

Well, I mean, the thing is nearly 30 Stories high now, and unless you have a much larger hammer, and perhaps a few Arch Priests and Paladin-Genrals, then... Well... I guess sit back and watch the rest of us bind it.

>>50552936

Take your time. It keeps trying to probe my mind, but it doesn't seem to realize that I haven't got one!

>CLACKS maniacally

>>50552991
Do not dawdle, yes?
>Aaliyah barks
>>50552975
>>50552955
>>50552946
>>50552936
>>50552934
This one thinks this has very much gotten out of hand for what may only be a celestial event yes? Bind this demon and send it away before damages are done!

>>50553038
I haven't been subclassing as landsknecht for nothing! I ought to be able to bind its legs at least!
>>50553042
Get me a binder then!

>>50553042
>>50553096

And an Iron Box of Demon Holding! There should be one in my office, next to the Preserved Remains of my heart! Bottom shelf on the Eastern wall! If the Raven tries to stop you remember this phrase: "Klaktu Verata Nikto!"

>>50553038
They did, everything is prepared my end.
Im gonna run and grab a fire extinguisher before somthing terrible happens.

>>50553096
Does it really not carry its own reagnents!? Hrmph!
>Aaliyah tears of hir shawl and skirt and tosses them to Hanna
Take these yes! Woven with dream the tears of dream spirits they are.
>>50553134
-This one is killing it when this is over yes?
>Aaliyah shouts over hir shoulder jogging off down the hall at top speed towards Ezekial's office.

>>50553038

>paints final glyph on demonic forehead

That should do it. Twitching will be normal for a moment, but otherwise tadah! I'd, uh, I'd keep the bindings hot just in case. At least until the college arrives.

...I'm going to need a few more anchors, erm, assistants than initially anticipated.

>>50553042

I currently have it tethered to the ground. Moving the tether shouldn't be a bother.

>>50553155

Well, the sun or its blocker should handle that for us.

>>50553155

After spending all this time to bind it? Don't be absurd! We're using it to make a bomb out of the Bard college and launching it where the sun should be and killing whatever is blocking the sun, if such a thing exists.

>>50553173

Hopefully, the Iron Box should suffice. I haven't used it in a long time (Haven't needed to) but it should still be able to contain it if our will is strong enough!

>>50553134
>Hannah just shakes her head.
>>50553155
I usually have a dedicated hexer to do that for me!
>She starts using them anyway.
>>50553173
Wait, if it's tethered down I can start bashing it in! Is it vulnerable to anything?

>>50553173
>Aaliyah is too far away to hear
>Meanwhile - Somewhere in Ezekial's office
>Crashing sounds and the sound of dozens of books and glass things hitting the floor
>Faint squawking.

>>50553234

Oh my, I think I popped out of existence for a moment. The sooner the box gets here, the better!

>>50553148

Good show, Mervyn!

>>50553252

As with all Demons it is vulnerable to being turned into a bomb and detonated!

>>50553254

>Anxiety Levels: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>>50553252

Uh. I don't see why you can't, though I have a few theories why you shouldn't.

>>50553256

If it becomes more frequent, let me know. I throw something together. Now about that box...

>>50553254

Oh good! Progress.

>>50545942
Not a single day without an apocalypse, eh? Should have listened to mother and just stay in the forest growing herbs.

Oh wait - I can't do that anymore because you incompetent spellslingers killed the sun.

>>50553292
>Battling a giant crow
Uh... K-klaktu-Vvurvada-Necktie!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>50553292
I can't do that bit I can try burning it anyway
>Blazing Link!

>>50553301

Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. Probably something the Chronomancers did either now, in the past, or at some point in the future. As for the box--

>>50553322

I think I may have miscalculated and sent the wrong creature for that job.

>>50553360

Oh. Good, That's real Great, Hannah! Now it's Pissed off and on fire! Oh and look at that, so am I!

Instead of trying to banish this demon so clearly out of your league, why don't you help by getting us the box and seeing and perhaps me and the good Damsel can show you how to trap a demon.

Would you like that?

I would.

>>50553322
No, you have to say it like this.
>>50553364
>>50553412
K͚̝͖͉̏ͨ̉̔̇l̳̖͚̔ă̞̘̱̭̮ͯͣ̇ͮ̽ͅk̲̪̟̜͉ͣ͗̃͊̽ͅt̩̱̯͈͈u̯̯͓̣̘͙̙ͭͦ ͖̻̼ͧ͋̆ͮ͛ͣ̽̀V̤͒͛ͬe̯̝̮̻̳̭̍̏ͭͣ͟ͅrͯͨä̼̦̻͔̫̩́̾̔̇t͔̳̫̪͓̻ͩ͗̈́̔ͅà̗͕͔̗͙͉͗̉̀͋͊̚ ̊ͤ̇ͦ͜N̡̲ͣi̮̤̯̭̰̗̒ͧͯͤ̊̒͐͡k̜̝̱̦ͬ̇͆t̜̱̼ͬ́͂͟o̻͙̰̘̣̙͛̃ͨ̀͐̑͠!̣͈ͦ̋ͦ͗͌̽̅

>>50553425

>Unlock jingle plays

>>50553412
Then we keep hitting it! Every time we bash it I can burn it some more!

>>50553425
Ah yes, this is very good... uhm... ?
>Aaliyah opens hir mouth about to speak but cannot seem to summon a name
>>50553447
>Instead shi deigns to take Teuivae upon the wings of the crow and ride the bastard creature back to the guild hall, clutching the iron cage.
Here it comes yes!

>>50553483
I don't like being touched

>>50553494
>Aaliyah shoves Teuivae off the crow instead dangling them by a telekinetic tether before dropping them to the ground (relatively) safely.

i thought quest threads were unwanted here

and before you say this isnt a quest thread, whatever it is should be forbidden

>>50553514
That counts as touching.

>>50553537
I mean, I've seen like 6 themed rp threads this week.
Do you shitpost in those as well?

>>50553537
Look, if it bothers you so much, just hide the thread. It's super easy to do.

>>50553461

If burning the demon is what you want, then perhaps you could weave a contingent spell into the product that would ignite the demon if the college fails to impact the theoretical block and create a new sun and/or ignite the old one?

>>50553461

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS AND GO BACK TO THE CRUSADERS GUILD BECAUSE YOU ARE CLEARLY AN AWFUL MAGE!

>>50553483
>>50553514

FINALLY!

>Guttural chants an murmurs
>Temperature of the room falls
>The Box is Opened
>The Demon unwillingly goes intot he box before being shut.

And... I'm spent. You will all have to finish the bomb without me. All you need is the Bard College Mervyn prepared, the Glyphs, and the Gravity Dilation Transport spell, but ignore the bit about expelling debris gently, and bind the demon in before launch.

>>50553584
I don't want a burning demon, I want a DEAD demon!

>>50553587
...good enough.

>>50553587
What's in that box?
>Opens box

>>50553632
>Hannah picks up her nametag.
Right then. Anything else you need?

>>50553636

DON'T TOUCH THE BOX YOU--

Wait. No. It's magically sealed. At worst the peasant will die.

Carry on.

>>50553587

The glyphs are in place, actually. Well, they will be in place.

>hands over college map dotted with glyphs

Align the box to the center, have the anchors aka assistants in place as shown on the map, place the map on top of the box, break the seal in the corner here and poof! Ready to go.

>>50553684
K͚̝͖͉̏ͨ̉̔̇l̳̖͚̔ă̞̘̱̭̮ͯͣ̇ͮ̽ͅk̲̪̟̜͉ͣ͗̃͊̽ͅt̩̱̯͈͈u̯̯͓̣̘͙̙ͭͦ ͖̻̼ͧ͋̆ͮ͛ͣ̽̀V̤͒͛ͬe̯̝̮̻̳̭̍̏ͭͣ͟ͅrͯͨä̼̦̻͔̫̩́̾̔̇t͔̳̫̪͓̻ͩ͗̈́̔ͅà̗͕͔̗͙͉͗̉̀͋͊̚ ̊ͤ̇ͦ͜N̡̲ͣi̮̤̯̭̰̗̒ͧͯͤ̊̒͐͡k̜̝̱̦ͬ̇͆t̜̱̼ͬ́͂͟o̻͙̰̘̣̙͛̃ͨ̀͐̑͠!̣͈ͦ̋ͦ͗͌̽̅
>oops

>>50553684
>>50553587
And the point of such absurdities is?

>>50553724
Blow up the thing blocking the sun.
So uhh, what was the next step in the plan?

>>50553933
Who is this one? This apologizes, and does not know the names of every red robe.

>>50553959
What If I don't want you to know!
That way you can't blame my department if I do somthing wrong.

>>50553974
Where's the little black robed one? It was supposed to return with its sword...

>>50554037
Don't look at me, I don't keep track of the emotional unstable ones around here.

>>50554049
>Aaliyah uses hir telekinesis to blow back the redrobe's hood.
Steve!?

>>50554079
H-HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

>>50554098
It was supposed to get this one those TPS papers a month ago, no!?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>50554113
I-I Uhh. Um
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR.
>Steve sprints towards the launch device for the bards guild weapon and hits the button.

>>50554178
>From up on high in his heavenly realm, seated upon his frozen throne of tears the god of criticals looks down on you and laughs in delight

>>50554178
>Aaliyah walks past where Steve tripped and breaks the button.

>>50554203
>He can feel the mocking from the heavens. It feels awful.
>>50554210
B-but boss? How will we destroy the thing blocking out the sun now?

>>50554226

Guess YOU have to do it manually.

>>50554226
Where is the black robe? Did no one check the star charts today? Or open the curtains? Or remember to unfurl the awnings after the snowstorm?

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Peasant here. There's a Japanese hair ghost thing in my closet and it won't leave.

Can I fuck it?

>>50554249
Well. Its been an honor everyone.
>>50554250
Hey uhh boss. You might not be getting that TPS report.
Im gonna be honest I did actually start it, you'll find it in my desk
>>50554258
I wouldn't advise it.

>Heads out to launch the bards guild manually.

>>50554282
There's a pun here about having fun in the sun. I just know it.

>>50554258

I can help with that...

>Walks back in

>>50554258
I wouldn't advise that, they generally want you to take them to dinner first.

>>50554258
GASP! A Ghost type? I'mma gunna catch it!
GOOoooo Reaper!
>He tosses out a ruby that shatter as it hits the ground and some Psychopomp looks around confused
Phil: Oh fer fucks sakes, not this asshole again.

>Out of the window the bard's guild can be seen acending at great speed, untill it smashes against somthing in the sky.

>As the guild and the object return to the planets surface in a grand fireball, the nature of the object becomes clear.

>Archwizard Antruthius' anti balding solution, now available for 18.99.
>It was an advertisement blimb the whole time.
>Sunlight returns to the world and the sun can now clearly be seen again.

>>50554592
>Stares out the window
>Ponders

Huh...

That's a big ad.

>>50554592

Success!

Anteuthius needs to reconsider his plans for advertisement. How would anyone read that if it was big enough to block the sun?

>>50554665
The people on the other side of the horizon.

>>50554690

If the sun was risen on our horizon, where the blimp was, then it would be set on the horizon where it was visible.

Still doesn't make sense.

Why not use a light spell?

>>50554592

Wait. Why hasn't the Demon exploded y--

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Oh boy, am I glad I don't have eyes so I can safely view this in all its' apocalyptic glory!

>Clacking ensues

Healers are gonna be busy for weeks with the bedazzled, and also the wanton collateral damage.

>>50554712
This one does not think Antruthius had given it that much thought.
... Someone should catch Steve though.

>>50554768
>Steve can be seen plumeting towards the earth, slightly singed but alive!
>ROLL TO CATCH STEVE

>>50554764

Phased out for a moment there.

>>50554768

I am certain the lad will be fine.

>>50554793

See? Fine.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>50554793
>Sends a pair of skeletons to go save him

>>50554764

You seemed to have phased again...

>>50554799

Seriously, I got the whole corporeal/incorporeal thing down.

>>50554768

>places ghost finger on nose

Not it.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>50554793
...
>Aaliyah jumps through the roof and pushes off with hir telekinesis
>Using as much focus as shi can to weave a telekinetic net to catch steve
...Please aim for a bush steve...

>>50554865
>The net catches steve!
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>He's still screaming

>>50554890

If this had been in class, you would have failed out.

Poor form, Steve. Poor form.

>>50554890
Things are well Steve, no? This one has it ... again. Take a week off if it wants...

>>50554930
I-im sorry sir!
>>50554932
Thank you boss! Thank you thank you thank you!
I'll get the TPS report done I promise!

>Walks back in, carrying the Akrafena

>>50554932
I'm back!
>Holds up the akrafena
>It has been very well cared for in the short time she has had it

>>50554865
>Golf claps

>>50554969
Yes yes Steve very good as always this one thinks, yes? Check this one's calendar before its vacation yes?

>>50555010
Ah yes... Though, a bit late upon the draw, no? For the best this one thinks, much commotion. Though this one is now short one *ahem* Steve. This one thinks it is about the correct height and astuteness yes? How would it like to work with ink instead of blood for this one?
>Aaliyah barely waits for a response
Excellent yes, this one is glad to hear, yes. New robes and room keys will be delivered to it tonight yes, 10:00 am is tea and breakfast time, do not be late.

>>50555033

Steve has potential

Or dumb luck

Either way, I suggest experimental evidence.

Ok people, this place is a mess. EVERYONE OUT!
You still want to talk? Do it in the archives.
Standard link: http://archived.moe/tg/thread/50545942
Not computer destroying link: http://archived.moe/tg/last/200/50545942
Now I gotta clean this place up...

>>50555126
Uh...?

What was that?

I'm still a member of the necromancy department, you can't just order me to be a maid.

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Hi, I live a couple of villages away but traveled here with a trader for a few days.

Anyway, I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend. About a month ago she turned super pale and started disappearing at night. She also refuses to kiss me and stares at me weirdly at dinner. She also stopped eating anything I prepare and is never hungry.

She's also a lot bitchier than usual. Can anyone help?

>>50555171
Sounds like she's sleeping with someone else.
Sorry m8.

>>50555171
Oh, she's just a vampire.

The best cure for that is to tilt your head to the side and wait until she's better and you're just like her.

>>50555128

Are you suggesting we cut him open, see what makes him tick, take measurements of innards, and sew him back up and send him on his way?

I have a 95% success rate doing that, but I can't say I've learned much at all from any of the apprentices I've done this to.

>>50555171

Have you noticed she's if she's started to wear a lot of scarves, collars, garters, or corsets?

Does she seem to prefer leather?

>>50555209

This is not something you should do with a new vampire, at least not while she's on an empty stomach.

>>50555243

I wasn't specifically suggesting that, no. I won't stop you if you think it will help. However, you don't seem to have confidence in achieving useful knowledge.
I was thinking more along the lines of sudden and semi-random accidents to replicate today's participation.

>>50555171

Vampires are some of the more borderline of the not-quite-dead. I suggest caution and wariness to charms.

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>>50555209
Don't vampires just eat people? I definitely heard that vampires just eat people. Not looking to get eaten by a vampire.

If she was a vampire she wouldn't be in the sun, right? She's never at home during the day and whenever I come back from the blacksmith's shop I work at she's gone.

>>50555243
She started wearing a lot less and is never at home. Christ I hope she's not a vampire, that would seriously bum me out. She started wearing the hooded cloak my mother made her two summers ago and it's not quite cold enough to wear it around here yet.

>>50555162
Yes yes, get some rest, busy day tomorrow, much papers that Steve's stenography is no longer around to cover.
>>50555171
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>>50555402

Do NOT experiment on this one's assistants, it is no doubt aware the consequences that befall those that do, yes?

Oi you lot, secret club is this way
walk this way.
http://archived.moe/tg/thread/50545942

>>50555402
She may be a cultist then.