Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1208: BBEG Is Not Left Handed Either Edition

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>>50528117
>BBEG reveals their true power
>It's yet another "Jumper wins because they're a blatant Mary Sue" episode

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>>50528117
Jumpers! what monsters have you hunted?
whats the biggest and most powerful monster you have ever slain?

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Alright, break time is over. Getting back to work on Metroid. My goal is to have it done by Christmas. Consider it my gift to /jc/.

Expect WIP postings soon.

>>50528144
Hey, I'm not a Mary Sue. I paid for my power with cold, hard CP.

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>>50528167
Cool beans.

>>50528198
>CP
>Currency that your benefactor then gives to you to spend at a vending machine that they also own?

>>50528206
thejoke.jpg

>>50528206
Jumpers, a cosmic charity case? Or something far more sinister?

More news at 10, back to you Tom.

Wait, how does Hero BBS work after the jump? The advice thing I understand, but can I still give advice to newbie Active Heros post-jump?

Is there anything that'll let me give people access to the BBS?

>>50528240
>can I still give advice to newbie Active Heros post-jump?
Who knows? The interdimensional, post-jump time-stop stuff is wonky as it is. Maybe you give advice to heroes in worlds that aren't frozen? Do whatever you want, I don't see how giving advice to people you're incapable of directly interacting with could benefit you.

>Is there anything that'll let me give people access to the BBS?
I didn't see anything in the jump that'll let you do that, no. Expanding the Hero Union across the multiverse seems like a good project post-spark, however.

>>50528240
>can I still give advice to newbie Active Heros post-jump?
I would assume so, yes. That's part of the shtick of the jump, after all.

>spoiler
Not that I'm aware of. It's not a BBS in the traditional sense, so you can't access it via computer or what have you. It's a link that's given to you, that you can access psychically. The admins control who is granted access, people can even fuck with your username, and accounts get mucked up from time to time. There was a hero that got sucked into an 8-bit world, and everyone had scripted dialogue, and only scripted dialogue, so he couldn't talk to anyone. Add to that, he could only read the BBS and not post to it. So he had a rough run.

Have you read the magna? It's relatively short and the chapters make reading it in chunks really viable, as each chapter is a new hero.

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Has there been any news on the Blade And Soul Jump?

What happens if you have JITTAGALL from Redwall but you're actually evil?

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So, Jumpers. How do you plan on dealing with the Exurgent Virus and its many unpleasant children?
Alternatively, how will you deal with people thinking you are a new strain of it?

I know you're capable, no question there. I'm just curious as to the details.

>>50528339
I would assume it just makes horrible people view you as a living embodiment of dickery (Who smells like Lilacs), and good people have a harder time attacking you.

>>50528352
Fire. If it doesnt work I'm just not burning hot enough.

>>50528352
Counter-Exsurgent. I'm going to spread probes throughout the universe with bait for seed AIs, but that contain a virus that converts them into defenders of lower sapient life and opponents of the ETI. For those Exsurgents that have already been infected, magic. Got no frame of reference for that, they can't adapt.

>>50528352
The same way i deal with TITANS thinking they have me cornered. I steal a piece of them, take them apart piece by piece while whatever ego controlling them watches helplessly, catalogue them, then incinerate everything with temperatures that make the center of the sun seem cold.

A good merchant figures out the products of his competitors, and how to deal with them.

Would it be possible to encounter the Draenei in both Warcraft and WoW or were the spess gowts WoW exclusive?

Is anyone else getting weird connection errors when you try to post or move from thread to thread?

>>50528605
If you can get to Outland in Warcraft 3, you can find the goats.

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...Crap.

>>50528633

Anyways I accidentally posted the FE6-7 jump to it's own thread (Somehow, could have sworn I was posting it here). Please reply to this post in the Jumpchain Thread with your criticisms/comments/

I'm planning on making a god-themed chain shortly. Any particular jumps that I should look out for? I already have Danmachi, Lord of Light, Percy Jackson, Fate, (possibly) Panty and Stocking, Okami, Supernatural, and God of War for Divinity, but only Innistrad for things that actually let me be a God to my people. Any advice? I remember there being a jump that let you build a heaven of your own.

>>50528714
Smite?

>>50528166
So, so many. I fought a good chunk of legendary Pokemon in PMD, hunted werewolves and vampires in Van Helsing, and killed scores of demons, giants, undead, and other monsters between Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Demon's Souls, and Hero BBS.

The biggest monster I've slain would probably be the sea serpent we killed in Sword and Sorcery, but the most powerful would be my Demon Lord from Hero BBS. He was the standard "Prince of Darkness" archtype, and focused on minions more than personal power, but he still packed a hell of a wallop. I feel like the Smelter Demon is a worth mentioning; I helped the DS2 protagonist kill it with Lucatiel and it's one of my go-to summons with Samurai Jack's Summoning.

>>50528714
>I'm planning on making a god-themed chain shortly.

So, an average Chain?

>>50528714
Actraiser, Populous, Asura's Wrath

>>50528754
Huh, don't know how I missed that one. Thank you.
>>50528784
Thanks you as well good sir and/or madam.

>>50528166
>Jumpers! what monsters have you hunted?
Hundreds just like any jumper who went to toriko

whats the biggest and most powerful monster you have ever slain?

going by my definition if you're counting true forms and not the diminished aspect that I actually fought darkseid for both,if you're counting size when I fought them the brethren moons for biggest darkseid for most powerful

>>50528692
I'd probably delete that thread and post it here if I were you. More than one /jc/ related thread at a time is a good way of getting us banned.

>>50528892
If Tera trying to role play a jumper in other threads isn't enough to get us banned, nothing is.

>>50528714

supernatural and kung fury have god options that everyone seems to overlook

>>50528914
That was a thing to behold.

>>50528914
Wasn't that some sort of meta /tg/ thread?

Either way it was very embarrassing.

>>50528917
Already had Supernatural, but Kung Fury is nice. Thanks bancho.

>>50528914
>>50528965
>>50528979

They actually killed those old Parliament threads because Tera kept trying to force his way into them and being obnoxious.

Just stopped making them so he'd stop fucking showing up.

>>50528989
Really?
Congrats Tera. You've done something that not even Team Shitposter was able to do: kill a thread.

>>50528989
>burning the house down to keep Tera at bay
You can't make that shit up.

Anyone remember the average rate of growth for fluffy tails? It's ~100 years/tail, as I remember it but I can't find a citation or anything anywhere.

>>50528989
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'd rather have ten enhance/d/ posters over one Tera.

>>50528989
Jumpers really do ruin everything.

>>50528714
Avengers Earth's mightiest heroes and Marvel cinematic both let you be A Norse God.

warframe has Inaros who is worshiped as a God by a few despite just being a sufficiently advanced ninja drone.

Transformers lets you become robot Jesus.
Avatar: The Last Airbender has the avatar cycle which lets you become magic kung fu Jesus.

you can become Jesus to a bunch of scavengers in Light of Terra.


>>50528989
are you sure because I only showed up to those things once and everyone put me on the block list so I don't see how that would happen.

>>50529086
Then explain why you kept pushing yourself back into those threads.

Time. After time. I've got archives I can GLADLY go digging through.

>>50529103
I only remember doing it once. If I didn't more than once. I'm sorry for misremembering

>>50529103
I'd like to see it. What even were these threads?

Air Gear when

>>50529086
From my understanding, the Marvel Norse gods are just sufficiently advanced aliens, so not sure on that front.

On the Warframe stuff, not really looking at fake god stuff, but things that specifically give actual divinity, whatever that is. Stuff like Percy Jackson, and Danmachi.

Transformers is again just tech, not divinity. I take it as being AKIN to Jesus, and not actually being divine.

Avatar just has reincarnation from what I remember, and that's mostly useless in JumpChain proper.

Light of Terra isn't really what I'm looking for, if I remember the stuff correctly.

Thanks for the effort though dude. Appreciate it.

>>50529196
>From my understanding, the Marvel Norse gods are just sufficiently advanced aliens, so not sure on that front.
Only in MCU. All the others are legit gods.

>>50529172
They were a somewhat badly-put-together set of roleplay threads based around the kind of parliamentary shenanigans you see in British comedy. Ran into a lot of issues due to not enough setting fluff, people not knowing what the fuck they were doing, and in general it just never got a conclusive ending. Not enough posters ever showed up to officially hold votings.

>>50529215
Well, in mainline 616 the Norse gods are both gods AND sufficiently advanced aliens. Jack Kirby really liked the idea of space gods.

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>>50528714
>>50529196
It could be an incomplete list but here's what I got:

Asura's Wrath, Lord of Light, Populous, Ragnarok Online, Okami, Percy Jackson, Bomberman, Primal Rage, Girl-chan in Paradise, Supernatural, Mushoku Tensei, Warriors Orochi, Fate/Extra, God of War, Xena/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Kung Fury, SBURB, 'Is It Wrong To Try And Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?', Exalted: Dragonblooded, and Smite.

Each of those have options where you can become a god, are related to a god (which confers some kind of divinity), or given powers/connections where it synergizes with the desire to be a god (like gaining power from prayer, for starters).

Hope this helps.

>>50529196
>From my understanding, the Marvel Norse gods are just sufficiently advanced aliens, so not sure on that front.
In comics they're out and out gods. Thor can hear prayers and answer them to a degree. Animated stuff is a bit more wishy washy, but they're closer to gods than super aliums.

>>50529222
That... sounds incredibly niche. Like, Jumpchain is mainstream compared to that.

And Tera tried RPing as a jumper in this?

>>50528714
Imawabi no Dakini has some divine themes to it.

>>50529254
Yes.

It went about as well as you can expect.

>>50529238
>Mushoku Tensei
Isn't that just calling yourself a god because you're really good at swordfighting or magic?

>>50529288
No, there's an option where you actually take a shard of the demon god into you.

>600 Demon Seed: Your soul carries within it a discarded spiritual fragment of the Demon God Laplace. This means two things, firstly, you have a genius’ talent at the arcane arts, and secondly, that you possess a pool of mana that rivals the Demon God himself.

I know it's reaching, but every little bit counts.

>>50529215
>>50529240
Huh, I stand corrected.
>>50529238
Thank you kindly, oh supreme god jumper.
>>50529266
I'll check it out. Thanks man.

Who are the companions in Gravity Rush?

>>50529303
>Demon Seed
That either sounds like a Rob Zombie song, or a lewd AMV set to Rob Zombie.

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What are some jumps with undead, of any variety, and what are some of their powers/advantages?

im thinking of an undead chain.

>>50529779
JLD lets you be 3 different flavors of undead at once. Spoopy Ghost Frankenstein a go.

>>50525647
I dunno if you realize it or not but all I use is a slightly modified default template from Microsoft Word. It's honestly pretty easy to just grab a template online and use it for formatting, we used to do it all the time for large engineering reports and technical use manuals.

>>50529509
Variants of key characters from the first game.

>>50529779
The zombies from Highschool of the Dead are nothing special in and of themselves, but the origin has some good perks.

>>50529808
Wait, the entire perkline is noncanon wank? Jeez, could we talk about nerfing it, or replacing the jump if the maker isn't around?

And now it's just too fucking obvious.

Has anyone done a Dog Days Jump? I want my harem of cute animal girls.

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Soooo...here's my capstone ideas for the Samus origin.

1. Organizations and physical structures you beat up the individual in charge of tend to collapse or at least suffer a huge amount of damage.

2. Your body is amazingly receptive to genetic modification, and you will always retain the physical appearance of either a human or what you consider your 'default' appearance if you so wish.

How's this sounding? Also, I'm taking suggestions for a 400 while I'm trying to remember what my original idea was.

>>50529928
Not that I know of. Perhaps you'd consider making one if the setting isn't to lewd?

>>50529938
Looks good to me. As for a 400cp perk, maybe something like being a lot harder to kill, considering all the shit Samus gets put through?

>>50529938
I like it.

Checked 4plebs, might have missed something, forgive me if this is already in or redundant: maybe something for navigation/exploration? I imagine Samus would've done a fair bit better than the average- or even the above average- Metroid player and while this isn't a game I can't imagine spelunking through Zebes being any easier when it's a real place.

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>>50529717
It could really go either way.

>>50523956
(Teen Titans) #136
-Species: Human (Free) -It is what it is.
-Background: Nerd (900CP) -I may as well!
-Peak Human Condition (700CP) -Just optimize myself all around.
-Engineering (Free) -And now we're talking.
-Bioengineering (600CP) (Discount) -MORE STUFF!
-Genius (300CP) (Discount) -Additional brains is never a bad thing.
-Costume (Free) -Eh, I'll figure something out.
-Theme Song (Free) -Damn, I got a ton of these.
-Library (0CP) -Always have the sources of information when I can. Always.
Dice Rolls: Jump City, 15 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

So... this is probably going to be a setting where the Titans really, really do not like me. Like, at all. Why? Because I'm going to open up an underground Body Shop.

Don't like how you look? Pay to get a new look! Want to carve your flesh away to gain cybernetic benefits? Not sure why you'd throw away limbs but whatever rocks your boat, buddy. Need your gear looked over and repaired? Just drop on by and I'll fix you right up. I don't discriminate, I don't tell. Come by with payment and you'll leave quite content.

It probably won't take long for the Titans to realize who's doing this shit. Even worse once enchantments and gear for spellcasters starts coming out. But until then I'm just going to do everything I can to make sure people are happy and equipped!

Could I learn magic in comics Marvel from Doom or Strange, then use I Cheat or Conjoined Conjures to change the power source to some other type of magic so I can keep using it in future jumps?

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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>50524626
20. Terminator
The First Terminator
Drop In
Age 21
Smash Those Metal Motherfuckers
No Fate But What We Make (600)
Cyberdyne Systems, Model 101 (200)
Damaged Microchip (-600)
Drawbacks: Urinal Terminator, I Could Make A Career Out of This Guy!, Wash Day Tomorrow?, Why? (0)

What's notable about the start of this Jump- other than me showing up naked- is that my Terminator companion actually showed up soon after I got there, and I didn't have to go hunt him down or randomly stumble across him. Of course, he showed up naked, too- which made it really awkward when a minute or two after he arrived, the cops showed up and arrested us. I told them that I was an interdimensional traveler, and that the guy I was arrested with was a killer robot from the future, and that I was friends with a snake, a samurai, a werewolf, an amazon, and a flower.

After spending the night in the drunk tank, I was able to convince the police to let us go. We baited out the T1000 and basically did pic related to it; it was a complete massacre. Afterwards, we did the same thing to the T800 sent to kill Sarah Conner. At this point, we basically just sabatoged the efforts to create Skynet, which was pretty easy to do at this point.

1. Rust
2. Ravenloft
3. Megaman Classic
4. Slime Rancher
5. Dragon's Crown

>>50530029
Why not just go to Marvel King Arthur and learn from Morgan le Fay? That's who taught Doom.

>>50529938
Something about destroying their home base by killing the leader/most important person. Planets tend to explode after the final boss after all.

>>50530040
I think Marvel magic is probably banned.

Jump 215: Naruto
>Eight of Swords (Interference), reversed: Learning a valuable lesson from the unexpected consequences of prior decisions. Narrowly escaping criticism, censure, and the imposition of external restrictions. Focusing on the crux of a problem and freeing oneself from a difficult situation.
>Age: 12
>Location:
>Identity: Orphan (-100)
I can only hope that someday people will decide not to charge for every background beside drop-in. Someday.
>Drawbacks: Stuffed (0), There's How Many Movies? (0), Boruto! (0), Hated: Ame, Iwa, Kiri (+200), Dysfunction Junction (+200), Low Priority (+200), The Chosen One (+300), MC-Kun (+500) [Total: +1400]
Filler is good, and it keeps things from being TOO boring between missions. And as far as movies... yeah, I'm okay with those. Even Boruto. There's a lot more I can learn in forty years as opposed to ten.

As far as other things... well, rumors of a Senju bastard would grind Iwa's gears, because 'hey, if we could use him or his bloodline somehow, those Konoha bastards would have their own legacy turned against them or at least get the embarassment rubbed in their faces'. Ame, though? That's more of a 'we could use him because PLOT'. I suppose I can deal with it. Kiri... well, I am kind of funding a guerilla missing-nin resistance, and honestly they deserve it.

MC-Kun's a thing, and Sakura will just have to go on a different team. She can still pine for Sasuke-kun, but maybe having to deal with reality and getting her fanboy crush refined to affection by time and distance would help.

Low Priority? Obvious, because I'm a student of Kakashi. Dysfunction Junction because... I mean, come on, it's Naruto and Sasuke, they're both messed up.

>>50530029
I can't see why not. Hell learning that magic there and continuing to be able to use it without any extra perks is largely down to how you think the chain works. "Magic learned in one setting just keeps working in others" is not an uncommon sentiment.

>>50530070
And The Chosen One? Acceptable; unless it's part of the assigned mission, necessary as an absolute last resort, or someone who is a very special kind of stupid, I will not kill. To be completely honest, killing everything is easy mode anyway.

The main thing I like is that I CAN work toward the goal of rectifying the situations set up by the drawbacks, rather than being permanent conditions. Aside from MC-Kun, anyway.
>Bloodline: Senju (2000, Orphan)
>Bloodline: Uzumaki (1800, Orphan)
We are not going to discuss how the bastard child of a Senju and an Uzumaki could come to be. We are very very much not going to discuss it, ever, and we are going to put him in an orphanage under a different name before burning the paperwork.
>Bloodline Limit: Wood Release (1600, Senju)
Somehow unsurprising for someone with such ancestry, no matter how buried.
>Bloodline Limit: Storm Release (1400)
>Fine Control (1200)
If I'm to stay competitive with the direction this is going, I'm going to need to be able to use every last bit of chakra efficiently.
>You Have Reserves (1100)
And I'm going to need to have enough to draw on to make it work, too. Of course, I effectively have this twice, from having Uzumaki and Senju bloodlines.
>Elemental Affinity: Water (0, first one's free)
>Elemental Affinity: Earth (1000)
>Elemental Affinity: Lightning (800)
A necessary pairing if I'm to have wood release. Which, incidentally, is useful when you're on a team that may contain a less-than-stable jinchuuriki. Storm release is just fun, thought my eyes might be blinded by the flash of the neon light.

>>50530029
IIRC you can choose magic as your powersource in Marvel anyway. Learning more shouldn't be impossible.

>>50530083
>Genjutsu Specialization (0, first one's free)
Coupled with fine control, I should be quite skilled with genjutsu. Beside, Team 7 needs a genjutsu specialist. I believe that was what Sakura was originally supposed to do, though I may be wrong. Though unlike her I'm actually going to take this job seriously and study from people beside my teacher.
>Lesser Ninjutsu Specialization (0, Senju)
>Lesser Taijutsu Specialization (0, Senju)
>Lesser Bukijutsu Specialization (0, Senju)
Having Senju blood apparently means I'm omni-skilled. How convenient.
>Fuinjutsu Prodigy (500, Uzumaki)
Fuinjutsu. A fascinating art. I wonder what it would take to have Naruto let me examine his seal, as long as I promise not to alter it in any way? ...probably a hell of a lot considering Dysfunction Junction. Actually, considering fuinjutsu is the art of manipulating chakra, I wonder if I can make some sort of healing bandage?
>Genius of Hard Work (200, Orphan)
Again, an absolute must, if I'm to keep up with Naruto and Sasuke.
>Ninja Party (0)
Companions deserve the chance to believe it, too.

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Considering the build post is three posts long... obviously, I had to take someone's advice and put all the writing snippets into a pastebin, as much as I didn't want to.

Because if I hadn't, it would have ended up being roughly forty posts' worth of writing material.

http://pastebin.com/MP38zaMY

If I want to make 3rd circle hellstriders would the demon I cannibalized still take up a slot to the maximum amount of 3rd circle demons you can have at once since its still alive and such, just horribly mangled into a machine?

>>50530010
Why would the Titans care?

question for jumpers. do you have any especially touchy subjects that you get especially defensive or embarrassed over?
Doesn't need to be anything traumatizing, just some weird overreaction to something relatively trivial

For example, I grabbed some shapeshifting perks early on but after a few decades I developed this weird complex around using any form except my base bodymod. Even when people know about my jumper status, I go to stupid lengths to hide even minor physical changes as a result of abilities.

>>50529938
>Your body is amazingly receptive to genetic modification, and you will always retain the physical appearance of either a human or what you consider your 'default' appearance if you so wish.
I like it, but you might want to change it to something like “you only get the changes to your physical appearance that you desire to have”. Sometimes altering your appearance is half the point to genetic modification.

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I'm going to spend the Nanoha jump making money to buy tech since I'm going to take a backseat to the plot. Any corporations I can invest stock in? Does Nanoha even have a stock market?

>>50530143
Because my store doesn't discriminate between friend or foe? If the Hive Five came in and was looking for a tech upgrade, as long as they could provide the cash I'd do the work. I'm like a younger, female version of the Tinkerer. http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Phineas_Mason_(Earth-616)

Question about the Fallen London jump: Unless I'm misinterpreting something the Glimshod Globe needs to be kept in the dark so whatever's inside doesn't hatch, but what is suppose to be inside?

>>50530212
Nanoha probably has a stock market. They're an inter-dimensional scifi society with a stable goverment.

>>50530179
I get to get very touchy and defensive about people bringing up my impractical outfits or my small stature sometimes, or my voracious appetite.

>>50530212
You can probably buy metals that are common on Earth and relatively rare elsewhere in the multi-verse and invest in successful 2000's Earth stocks to make a fortune.

Can I use some power combination involving Brains in Marvel to get super-intelligence on par with the smart guys of Marvel?

>>50530106
Fuinjutsu is literally putting stuff in other stuff. It is nothing beyond that.

Didn't somebody have a combination of perks that allowed them to absorb a dwarf god in WHF?

What where those perks?

>>50530283
>Glimshod Globe
Glim is either the Discarded carapace or leavings of a enormous species of beetle that dwells on the roof of the Neath,I was under the impression it was a Egg for that

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>>50529086
Avatar Last Airbender's Avatar Cycle is useless. It requires you to die and end your chain.

>>50530350
Yes. You're right. It's definitely not got anything to do with putting cursed seals of heaven on people, or diamond tattoos on peoples' forehead, or any of the other stuff that it did in canon. Nope, it's just putting stuff in stuff.

>>50530408
yes, I'm not arguing that, they were asking about divinity stuff And it makes you magic kung fu Jesus.

>>50530408
It really kind of is. It's only useful if you lose or end it early and then only if you don't have real 1-Up perks.

>>50530408
I thought it had your "spiritual dependent" continue in the chain in your place?

>>50530424
>It's definitely not got anything to do with putting cursed seals of heaven on people
Not that guy, but that's was putting weird chairs and pieces of Orchimaru's soul in people.

>or diamond tattoos on peoples' forehead
Storing your own character in it over time.

>or any of the other stuff that it did in canon
Like what? It really just boils down to putting shit in other shit. What counts as shit here is very broad, but that's what it is.

>>50530424
Don't forget that time that Orochimaru placed another seal on Naruto's, cutting off the Nine Tails and throwing Naruto's chakra system out of whack.

>>50530465
Chairs and character are both supposed to be chakra. Phoneposting is suffering.

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>>50529938
>2. Your body is amazingly receptive to genetic modification, and you will always retain the physical appearance of either a human or what you consider your 'default' appearance if you so wish.
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

>>50530465
See here >>50530476. Also, see the ROOT seals, placed on their tongue to keep them from speaking about Danzo or ROOT, directly or indirectly.

>>50529938
>Your body is amazingly receptive to genetic modification, and you will always retain the physical appearance of either a human or what you consider your 'default' appearance if you so wish.
Yes please.

>>50530465
>Like what?
The Flying Thunder God jutsu, teleporting attacks you can't deal with to several miles away, constructing barriers, and quite a few other things.

>>50530476
That was because he combined odd and even numbered seals.

>>50530523
I'll admit, I dunno about that.

>>50530558
>The Flying Thunder God jutsu
He just needs to be able to sense his own chakra. That's all the seals are for.

>teleporting attacks you can't deal with to several miles away, constructing barriers, and quite a few other things.
Don't really remember these.

>>50530596
During the Rescue Gaara Arc, Akatsuki places five seals around the area that created a barrier around the cave they were using to perform the Tailed Beast extraction ritual. In order to break the barrier, you had to remove all five, but removing the fifth one created perfect copies of the ones that removed the seals.

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>>50530010
(Toriko) #137
-Background: Ingested (900CP) -I want to play this safe. Even if it means going slow, safe is good.
-Bishokuya (700CP) -WE HUNT! Gotta be careful with this, but will so use this.
-Basic Cooking Skills (Free) -Well, this is good to start off...
-Gourmet World Chef (500CP) -But we can do better! Much better, oh yes.
-Food Luck (300CP) -We can do SIGNIFICANTLY better. Best luck for meals.
-The Voice of Ingredients (100CP) -NEVER WILL I MAKE A BAD MEAL AGAIN.
-Survival Training (50CP) (Discount) -In a world as crazy as this, I need guidance.
-Martial Arts Training (Free) -Awwwww yiss. I am all for it, I'll figure something out.
-Hunting Techniques (Free) -To get the most out of our prey, we need to handle them with care.
-Zen Food Meditation (Free) -Interesting. Being thankful for one's food. I'm down with this.
-Food Honor (-50CP) (Discount) -No wasted movements and overall better eating? Yeeeeees.
-Food Immersion (-350CP) (Discount) -Not truly sure what this does, but I will go for it!
-Gourmet Stick (-400CP) -Well well well! This will come in handy!
-Gourmet Cells (-500CP) -Oh my sweet word. Being able to craft pills and give them to people will be SICK.
-Horrific Mutations (-300CP)
-Food Allergy (Chocolate) (0CP)
Dice Rolls: Yutou Island, 21 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

>mfw Gourmet Cells
>mfw Food Luck/Voice of Ingredients
>mfw Food Immersion
>all of these tasty things, all of these new meals and meats and meats and meats
I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

Like for starters fuck the plot and fuck getting involved with the villains. I'm still going with the ruling Toriko made about the original jump ending before Spice Meteor arc, so I am just going to run around and do what I can to find different foods and eat them. I want to gorge myself, I want to taste the wonders of the world. I will feed. Oh yes, I will feed to such an extent and catalogue every single creature I kill for its meat.

...I like meat.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>50530037
21. Megaman Classic
Archie Comics
Light Number (900)
Apparent Age 10
Civilian Mode
Unique Architecture (300)
Weapon Copy System (0)
Plasma Buster
Man

This was basically a vacation at this point; I helped Megaman and Dr. Light fight Dr. Wily, which was a cinch between my robotic body and all of my previous powers, and basically used the rest of the time to relax and work on the microchip.

1. Rust
2. Ravenloft
3. Slime Rancher
4. Dragon's Crown

>>50530649
Hey Red, do you have that Carnivores thing where you get an unlimited supply of meat from any creature you kill? Because that might come in handy if you want more food post-jump.

>>50530596
>He just needs to be able to sense his own chakra. That's all the seals are for.
It is a variation of the summoning jutsu (which also relies on Fuinjutsu) to teleport by summoning himself to any location he has placed the seal.

>>50530596
>Don't really remember these.
Minato is such unadulterated bullshit at Fuinjutsu that he can create a barrier formation to send attacks on the level of Kurama's Tailed Beast ball anywhere he has placed his seal.

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>>50530694
...I don't have it yet in this chain. Which makes me sad. But my jumper doesn't know it's coming up, so they are going to kill one of everything and consume one of everything. At minimum. Especially with the food luck/voice of the ingredients combo that will ensure I'm actually pretty good at cooking the various things.

>>50530408
Huh that gives me an idea.
>Jumper dies in a really epic last stand that saves the day in the 11th hour of the Jump
>But they have a One-Up and Avatar Reincarnation
>Jumpchan at the end is about to dole out the Choice Points for the next setting but just goes 'wait, they're a baby they can't even make these choices'
>Companions have to choose all the stuff for the next jump
>Whatever setting is next, Companions have to raise a baby Jumper with all the powers and insanity

>>50530558
Flying Thunder God is a jutsu formula not a fuinjutsu. There's a pretty huge difference.

>>50530748
Those are the same thing. . .

>>50530637
>Created perfect copies of the ones that remove the seals.

Who in the Akatsuki designed that seal? Not only was it a powerful barrier but it also created a replica that somehow possessed all of the unique skills as the person who disrupted the seal.

Orochimaru was the only member of the Akatsuki that specialized in Fuinjutsu, and this was shown years after he left the group.

>>50530649
Food Immersion is basically the improvement of food Honor,it'll help you keep your figure , no matter how much you eat by letting you process and store energy from food spiritually rather than physically.
http://toriko.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Immersion

>>50530773
No they're not.
So disclaimer, I don't actually know Japanese. Shock and awe, it's a dense language that's difficult to learn and I lack the free time to study it in depth. However in spite of this I have been in this fandom and others like it long enough to know what a Kanji is and roughly how they work as letters, and more importantly how they work in proper nouns. It doesn't take mastery of the Japanese language to figure out the conclusions I'm about to make, so I am very confident in them.

So what's the big deal with Seals? These mysterious moon runes have many a use, however most misunderstand them to be related, or specifically for them to be the entirety of the study of Fuinjutsu. This is blatantly not the case but more on that in a bit. First, the reason for this confusion in the fandom.

印

That fucker. Right there.

You see him? Mocking your language with his elegant brush strokes, pretending "Oh, I'm just one letter, you can surely translate me with error, right?"

>>50528914
I need an explanation, man. I wasn't there

>>50530807

Wrong. Somehow. It's not like it's even hard. But the early translations, and all translations since then, have failed to grasp the nuance of our friend 印. He is pronounced "In" and he means "An Emblem, Mark, Crest, or (you guessed it) Seal". Specifically Seal in the context of an emblem, mark, or crest. Not a seal as in a lock, not a seal as in the amphibious mammal. Specifically an emblem or mark. The English Word "Seal" is a terrible way to translate 印, because oddly enough the English word has too many definitions, and the Japanese kanji only refers to a specific idea.

印 is used to refer specifically to the Hand Signs ninja use to form their Jutsu, thus Hand Seals. Hand Signs is a better translation based on the context. In the Ninja Stat Charts it's also one of the categories for a Ninja's strength is their knowledge of Seals.

>>50529938
>2. Your body is amazingly receptive to genetic modification, and you will always retain the physical appearance of either a human or what you consider your 'default' appearance if you so wish.
This sounds nice, I like this!

>>50530827

Now there's this more complex word. 封印術 (Fuinjutsu) Three Kanji, but breaking it down is rather simple. Our friend 印 is right then in the middle, followed immediately by 術 which is a Ninja's BFF, as this one means Jutsu. 封 Is also simple, in that it means "Envelope" more or less. It's often paired with 印 to spell 封印 pronounced "Fuin". The meaning of this word, and the use of the two kanji that make it up, can also by itself simply be translated as "Seal" because it means it in the English sense of "to shut something away". Envelope Crest, or specifically the sealing of a letter with a wax crest.

Because two kanji together has a more complex meaning than one kanji alone, 封印 (Fuin) is not the same thing as 印 (In), but translators made the mistake of translating both of them into the same English word, creating a misconception that they were directly and unconditionally linked. That they were, somehow, always referring to the same thing. This has never been more false.

Now that that's established... what are those moon runes that do the jutsu then? Well they are 印 (In), probably in the same way that Hand Signs are. But we need context... and so we turn to Hiraishin no Jutsu for a concept used in the description of the technique. Jutsu Shiki, or Technique Formula. These markings are used as way-points for Hiraishin, acting as destination markers for the teleportation and they are unmistakably some form of the runic language used to perform techniques. I will henceforth stop being a weeby douche and start saying Jutsu Shiki or Technique Formula when referring to the scrawl used in Ninjutsu, for simplicity's sake and also because me throwing a kanji into my writing has probably already gotten stale.

So we have the beginnings of understanding how all this works. Now comes the substantiated theory portion, where I grab and present evidence to support said theory.

>>50530775
I guess Konan or Nagato? They did learn under Jiraiya after all, and he was a master of Fuinjutsu.

>>50530849


First, the earliest instance of formalized use of this scrawl. Kuchiyose: Doton: Tsuiga no Jutsu. This is where I start to build the theory that they work a lot like Hand Signs. The most simple things one can do with chakra (ex: wall climbing, water walking, physical enhancement, etc) often don't require any hand signs, just chakra control. Basic Ninjutsu going up from E-Rankers like Henge and Bunshin and all the way up through A-Ranks like Chidori, require more and different hand signs, sometimes even unique ones to perform increasingly complex effects. Now... just to clarify, techniques like Suiryudan no Jutsu are clearly more complex than techniques like Chidori, and do require more hand signs, so the power of a technique is not necessarily equal to it's complexity. Ninja with great or exceptional control, mastery over the chakra nature, or a Kekkei Genkai can sometimes reduce or even eliminate the need for hand signs altogether.

However, what if you want a really really complicated effect... like say... infusing your Summoning Technique so you summon your ninja dogs underground without telefragging them into oblivion? You need to use an Earth Release technique to make them move through the earth and appear from within the earth. This... might be a tall order for all but the mighty Sage of Six Paths with his mastery of all Elements and his Animal Path. So a normal ninja could, maybe, do it with hand signs running through hundreds or thousands of gestures... but more practically, a Jutsu Formula is used to scrawl out the desired effect and then all it needs is some blood, chakra, and a few hand signs and bamf, all done.

Similarly, basic healing is quick and dirty, but intense regenerative surgery requires something like Chikatsu Saisei no Jutsu, and the list goes on and on and on.

>>50530875


Now, these use Jutsu Formula, but they are not Fuinjutsu. A lot of Fuinjutsu use Jutsu Formula as the "container" itself. The Enclosing Technique will often leave an image surrounded by scrawl, or sometimes a kanji if it's an elemental sealing method. Powerful seals like the Evil Sealing Method condense a whole room full of formula runes into a single ring around whatever it is containing.

And just to be through, Juin, as with everything above, means Cursed Mark, not Cursed Seal and is not a Fuinjutsu either.

Fuinjutsu is, specifically, the art of putting a thing inside of another thing regardless of how much or how little sense that makes. Such as putting an elephant in a frog, or putting a book into another book, or putting evil inside of a circle, or five hundred kunai into a scroll.

>>50530887
And that's how I got my PHD in useless anime knowledge.

>>50530887
>Putting an effect inside an object

>>50530773
There is nothing in the manga to ever suggest that 飛雷神の術 is any form of 封印術. Most people describe it as a form of Spatial/Temporal Manipulation jutsu (時空間忍術) and knowing that the basis of jutsu is fundamentally the manipulation of chakra in specific branches/forms, Even if you browse through all of the raws again, you'll be hard pressed to find a moment when Minato actually describes the formation of the Hiraishin, or the Shunshin (technically the less precise, more accessible variant of the same branch)

It's the same thing looking through the databooks, you'll be very hard pressed to find a line pinning down either of those techniques under Fuuinjutsu. Most of the time they're categorized separately.

>>50530887
So what you mean to say is that you are using semantics to argue that the Fuinjutsu perk does none of the things it says it does?

>>50528692
In the 600CP Tactician Perk the second part of it where it exempts you from outside influences like mind control when your making decisions is kind of ridiculous because your always making decisions. The perk is excellent on its own so I'd recommend just removing the second part.

But other than that its very good. Excellent job!

>>50530906
That's probably how they enchant the weapons in Naruto yeah. Either that or some hideously complicated jutsu shiki like is on the Hirashin kunai.

>>50530928
I'm using semantics to say that ninjanon fell into a common fanon trap while writing about the Uzumaki clan because the translators of early Naruto were hacks. Fuinjutsu has nothing to do with Jutsu Shiki. The Uzumaki were wiped out because they were the best at putting shit in other shit when people realized you could make kaiju your superweapons by doing that.

Would you be okay with a Dino thunder jump?

So what path and Choir did you choose in Light of Terra, jumper

>>50530990
The one without the bald chick and the fatty.

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>>50530990
I chose "why hasn't anyone made a Riviera jump yet."

Your next line is 'When you make it.' or "x claimed it a while ago."

>>50531014
Yes, because a jumper has no ways to restore hair or slim someone down

How can I teach magic to people in worlds where magic isn't a thing?

>>50530928
The fuinjutsu perk probably wouldn't let you play with teleportation or maybe summoning contracts if read as giving you fuinjutsu knowledge and ignoring the examples.

So what happens if I use "Summon annoying dog" against Orikan, with deadlight broken?

>>50530988
Covered by the 10 years in Power Rangers , isn't it?
>>50530990
Oh man I made so many sacrifices, I still look
back on it as one of my darkest moments.
>>50531059
I think there's something for that In Buffy,but you can try making sufficiently advanced, nanomachines and program them to work like magic in accordance to the same stimulus as magic so that you can teach the method even if the magic isn't there.

>>50531059
Negima has teacher which should let you do it.

>>50530863
I would suspect Nagato because he is an Uzamaki and was trained by Jiraya but Nagato seemed to rely way too much on the Rinnegan's powers, I can't recall a single time where he used something other than physical powers or one of the paths in combat.

On the other hand Konan might actually be the Fuinjutsu master of the Akatsuki, ironically enough. If only because she somehow prepared a lake full of explosive tags against Tobi, and I'd like to think she did not bankrupt her country by buying all of them.

>>50531059

I just assume that magic exists everywhere, people just don't know that it's a thing or how to access it.

>>50530990
Deadlight Broken. I have very intense opinions regarding human limitations and the worth of normal skills, so Deadlight Intact is literally impossible in my eyes unless I suspend my disbelief so much I might as well cut out the middleman say Orikan fell in love with my dick and turned himself into an anime loli before having me go through the ascendance thing she was trying.

Was gonna get the Choir of Lost Voices, but... the slaanesh chick was grating me as much as Cultist-Chan, and I did something harsh which kinda soured our relationship. RIP.

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>>50531021
>Riviera
What's a Riviera?

>>50531092
To be fair the Rinnegan powers mean he didn't need much more. Dude took down Jiraya and had every reason to think he was the strongest shinobi in the world. Also being an Uzumaki doesn't automatically make you good at seal, they just had the most developed ones not some genetic inclination to them.

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>>50531080
Orikan becomes very confused when a dog suddenly appears in the middle of space and steals both his and your followers weapons as well as leaving dog residue everywhere.

>>50531157
What I'm asking is whether this would be a valid way to stop his ascension.

>>50531143
It's part of the Dept. Heaven series, which has a weird style in that the timeline of the games is moving backwards instead of forwards. It also gets increasingly tragic.

At the 'end' (first game) the world is pretty near an apocalypse but the main villain responsible for all the shit in the past (later games) gets murdered by a harem protag and his harem.

Also, Ein is a dick. Just an fyi.

>>50531154
This is a good point. Up until Naruto showed up, Nagato was smacking around the entire Leaf village by himself, and even nearly won against Naruto. Hell, he probably would have if he hadn't destroyed the Village right before Naruto showed up. If the Deva path had been at full power while all the other paths were still around, Naruto probably would have lost.

Hell, we see revived Nagato, once restored to full health, give Naruto (with Kurama Sage mode), Bee, and Itachi a run for their money. Dude's incredibly powerful, if not on the same level as Naruto/Sasuke/Madara/Kaguya at the end.

>>50531143
Riviera the Promised Land is one title out of a series of JRPGs (The Dept. Heaven series) that pretty much ended with Gungnir (there's 4 games and 1 MIA). But it wasn't extremely well received (the series as a whole) in NA, though admittedly in JP the story was pretty good at the time. The cosmology in it is pretty big, but because of things like LP sites, it got a fair bit of exposure, and well, Babylon took a bit of inspiration from one of those. The Dept. Heaven series is pretty good as far as worldbuilding goes, and there's a fair bit of translated information out there nowadays as far as the old director's notes and storybooks go.

>>50531173
No. It would distract both you and Orikan but you broke the Deadlight which was the only thing preventing him from becoming a god. Completely destroying the equipment and plans of a ancient Necron time traveler is beyond even the power of a small fluffy white dog.

>>50531221
He does beat Naruto. Like Naruto is impaled in the ground while the Pain is taking his time talking with his fellow student of Jiraya. It's only once Hinata decides to throw herself at Pain that the kyuubi carries the fight for him.

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>>50531232
What if we had perks to make him even fluffier?

...And possibly, what if jumper is a small fluffy white dog too?

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This is probably apt considering the discussion.

>>50530649
(Naruto) #138
-Background: Clan-Born (900CP) -Well, may as well go all-in with this. Additional mentors will be plenty useful as well.
-Basic Ninja Training (Free) -Free stealth, free training, free goodies! I'm down for that!
-Fine Control (800CP) -More stamina, more accuracy, and a whole load of fun!
-You Have Reserves (Free) -More Chakra! MORE! I will be a natural font of power!
-Jutsu Mastery (500CP) (Discount) -Double the fun! This offers me a lot of versatility. Something I will abuse.
-Senju (-100CP) -General experience at EVERYTHING? As well as more Chakra Reserves? Yes please.
-Uzumaki (-300CP) (2nd Clan-Born Discount) -Chains, obscene life force, more Chakra, and red hair. I don't see why not.
-Hyuga (-800CP) -Let's get the awesome eyes, and the special techniques! I'll do GREAT RESEARCH WITH THIS.
-Kaguya (-1400CP) -BONE SHENANIGANS. OR SOMETHING.
-Uchiha (-1800CP) (Clan-Born Discount) -I am SUPER EDGY and super eye-like. Huh.
-Rinnegan (-2200CP) -AND NOW MY EYES ARE EVEN MORE FUCKED UP. WHAT IS THIS.
-Basic Gear (Free) -A little parting gift to make sure I don't DIE HORRIBLY from all of this.
-Angst (Mandatory)
-Hunted (All except Konohagakure) (Mandatory)
-Reviled (-2100CP)
-Sealed Bloodline (-1800CP)
-Low Priority (-1600CP)
-Out Of Control (-1400CP)
-Pinprick Reserves (-1200CP)
-Thick (-1000CP)
-Dysfunction Junction (-800CP)
-Boiling Blood (-600CP)
-THE CHOSEN ONE (-300CP)
-Blood Lust (0CP)
Dice Rolls: Konohagakure, 13 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

>everyone is angry at me
>I am literally the most retarded Ninja who should have been a one-in-a-billion eugenics success, but instead was a one-in-a-billion failure
>Hiashi is probably facepalming so hard his skull has become concave
>all while this gorgeous redhead is sitting around smiling, unaware of how everyone in the area hates the shit out of her and only keeps her around for the chance to succeed with a child instead

(1/2)

>>50531265
Oh yeah. Huh. Wow, Nagato/Pain really was crazy strong, wasn't he?

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>>50531305
(2/2)

>"The villages are swarming us... and we would have been able to fend them off, if SOMEONE didn't have the audacity to fuck everything up and become a complete failure to our people!"
>they look over to the redhead
>pic related

"Yeah sure I can't do anything with Chakra, but I can do all kinds of things!"
>"...like what?"
"Check out what I can do with my hands!"
>"Do what with your ha-OHMYGODIT'STWISTINGANDSHIFTING"

They probably just threw me in with the other rejects after that and hoped the sheer incompetence of everyone means even kidnapping attempts fail miserably. Maybe she'll do something right and give a kid who will become the chosen one. ...and then Naruto proves himself the actual Chosen One and literally everyone forgets about me unless they want to throw me somewhere and do some kind of grunt work task. Or to freak someone out.

"Hey check out this third eye on my forehead!"
>"HOLY SHIT RED WHO CARES, JUST KILL THEM ALREADY"
"Awwww... alright."
>"NO NOT WITH THOSE FREAKY ARMS. AUGH FUCK, HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE CHAKRA"
"...I'm special?"
>"We can all agree on that."

>>50531275
>Orikan during his speech is distracted by how fluffy jumper is and moves to pet him.

>He then realizes that he is a robot skeleton and can't feel the fluffiness anymore. Orikan, ascends to an even more powerful form and then resolves to destroy the galaxy because a reality where he can't pet fluffy creatures is not a reality he wants to exist in.

What the hell is stopping us from just timestop-fragging Orikan before he absorbs the Ctan anyways?
Something like a sudden palm-sized black hole appearing inside of him in an instant should be enough to kill him before he can become a real threat.

>>50531349
Cut-scene invulnerability.

>>50531349
He has time powers too, I think. Also this >>50531373.

>>50531322
>That dog

What about his eyes?

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>>50531305

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>>50531387
It is the most fucked up of eyes. Plus it was that dog or pic related.

>>50531424
It is the exact opposite of planned. It is such a failure that Orochimaru would laugh and wonder how they fucked up this hard.

Also someone brought up that Ninjanon apparently ruled you get the CP from mandatory drawbacks? Is that even a thing?

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>>50531173
In the game, Toby mostly gets in the way by stealing things or getting in the way. The deadlight is the only object of any significance in that situation, which is gone, and Orikan is several thousand magnitudes more powerful than a small why dog, so the best he could do is momentarily distract him or tank a single attack before being vaporized.

Unless you want to say that the small white dog somehow got in the way of the energy Orikan is pulling, thereby becoming the supergod in place of him.
That would be pretty funny.

>>50530338
Time to become an inter-dimensional metal mogul and get stinky fucking rich so I can buy all this cool tech

>>50531439
For True Jinchuuriki, I think.

>>50530985
>>50531066
A saner approach is to say the perk gives you mastery over all of those things, instead of claiming that.

1. The perk is useless as you say.

2. It's impossible to get the techniques you described.

3. You wasted a third of your points.

>>50531439
>Ninjanon apparently ruled you get the CP from mandatory drawbacks? Is that even a thing?
Yes, apparently he decided "fuck it, the threats towards the end are bullshit anyway" and let us have points for mandatory drawbacks.

Pretty sure you get points for all of them but I know for certain he explicitly said you get points for the Rinnegan and True Jinchuriki mandatory Drawbacks.

>>50531305
>>Hiashi is probably facepalming so hard his skull has become concave
Kek. Anyone have a link to that greentext?

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>>50531602
Done.

>>50531596
>I have 400CP more to spend
FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ...any ideas?

>>50531632
There are some really good 400 cp perks, Plot Armor is a good pick. Senju gives a discount on Wood style.

>>50531632
Use it to get less drawbacks?

>>50531558
>The perk gives access to some of the most broken bullshit in the series anyway
>Useless
Besides it's sill perfectly possible to get those jutsu. You just have to make them yourself or get taught them. HIrashin is learnable.

>>50531632
I'd drop some of those drawbacks you've got. Seriously girl, shit's cray-cray.

>>50531225
It's a shame it ended, because it seems like they had one or two games they still wanted to do in that world.

Where should I go to enhance and upgrade the Treant Parasite from Skullgirls?

>>50531632
MORE. BLOODLINES.

>>50531558
Fuinjutsu is still at least a small part of all the things mentioned and considering the difficulty of fuinjutsu it could be the main factor keeping most ninja from using it.

You could also just say that the perk gives you a talent for anything involving fuinjutsu even if it isn't entirely fuinjutsu, this would also allow the perk to do its stated effects.

>>50531682
Well part of the thing was that by the time Gungnir came out, SRPGs weren't anywhere near as hot as they used to be anymore, and while the worldbuilding had been amazingly intricate up until then, realistically it wasn't very much appreciated. You had folks that were really keen on it when the connection was established, but otherwise there wasn't much support.

Gloria Union is like, completely unknown to the mainstream crowd in a lot of places, and that probably doesn't help them much at all. I dunno if Sting is focusing on Dungeon Travellers instead nowadays.

>>50531632
Remember that the Rinnegan satisfies all the elemental affinity requirements for bloodlines.

It will be harder to master them without the initial training the affinity purchases give you though.

>>50531782
Rewording the perk to be "you're really good at using sealing and jutsu shiki" would do it.

>>50531673
>>50531782
>Broken bullshit
Under your reading it only gives you the most basic of basic things. Seals. The only seal specialist we see fight is Tenten and she's very useless.

It's techncially possible for you to do any and everything. However, that doesn't defend the purchase or illustrate the difficulty inherent in such a thing.

On my end, when reading a perk, what's paramount in my mind is EFFECT and INTENT. The effect of the perk is to give you talent for and basic knowledge of all those skills. The intent was to do so, with the misconception that they were all under one umbrella, yes, but still, the pricing is indicative of talent in all of them. That the TERMINOLOGY is flawed is ultimately meaningless to what the perk does, unless you're a rules lawyer. When an error in terminology appears, only the terminology should be altered to preserve the effect and intent.

>>50531810
The perk would need to be reduced in price to 200 if you're removing most of its effect.

>>50531726
Surgically remove it.

>>50531803
>>50531756
>>50531674
>>50531671
>>50531666
...yeah. Yeah I'm just going to get rid of 'Thick' and 'Out of Control'. Save myself a bit more pain that way, reduce the risk a small amount.

>>50531831
Sealing can also be used to instantly defeat normally unbeatable opponents. Itachi one shots Ororchimaru's eight headed snake monster form using it, they beat literally all the Edo Tensei using it, and Danzo was able to completely stop someone from moving by touching them once.

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>>50531464

>>50531632
Always cracks me up.

>>50530930
It doesn't seem like it would be quite up to par with the other capstones if that were done.

>>50531632
We laugh but Boruto has three chakra types mastered by the time he's twelve and Himawari oneshots the nine tails and Naruto seconds after getting her byakugan.

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>>50531305
>Sharingan
>But no Wood Release
But why?

>>50532266
>Himawari oneshots the nine tails and Naruto seconds after getting her byakugan.
The fuck Source?

>>50532268
Why would I want Wood Release?

>>50532266
Boruto is also bullshit.

>>50532294
>Why would I want Wood Release?
The full version, not the rip off version some characters have, is complete unadulterated bullshit.

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>>50532281
BEHOLD!

>>50531915
Fairly sure none of that even involves seals, you're just not applying your former rigor to the techniques.

>>50532294
Well you did say you were going to be a plant hollow in GHQ.

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>>50532294
Why not? It outdoes half of the Sharingan's most bullshit tricks. Giant ninja mechas, controlling Bijuu, etc.

>>50532323
Yes, when I get there. My jumper doesn't KNOW they're going to go there. So there's no real point to picking something up like that when they have no idea what will be in the future.

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Is there a perk to control what traits your children inherit, so they aren't born as tiny eldritch abominations considering the things most jumpers pick up over time?

>>50532268
Sharingan is much more broken then wood release. You can basically just say you win at taijutsu and learn any jutsu you see.
>>50532281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzBtQZplSHk
Start at 4:30
>>50532306
It lets you suppress chakra and hit people with trees. Without also being the first Hokage dust release is probably better.
>>50532321
The only one that's questionable their is Danzo. He might have been using a curse rather then a seal. Orochimaru got put in a pot full of sake, the Edo's all got sealed in bandages.

>>50532294
Hashirama took on and beat Madara and Kurama at the same time. Most of that is Hashirama being absolutely insane, but the Wood Release gave him Sage mode, several attacks that caused full power Kurama pain, and the ability to create one wooden golem that could fight Perfect Susanoo on even grounds and another that ORA ORA ORA'd the shit out of Perfect Susanoo Kurama.

>>50532352
Right. So you say without for former rigor.

Regardless, my point stands. The effect and intent is to give you talent and basic knowledge of all of those things,even what you discount as not being fuinjutsu. If anything is to be changed, it would be the terminology. Else the perk would need to be split into three or more, who all collectively equal the current cost. However, the best solution is just to change the name of the perk.

>>50532347
>Denying your children their birthright.

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>>50532352
>Without also being the first Hokage
>Still pushing this myth that Wood Release techniques are impossible without being a reincarnation.
This is full nonsense and you know it. Buying wood release is meant to make you a natural user, not one of the gimped experiments.

>>50532354
Wood release doesn't give sage mode. Danzo, Obito, and Yamato sure as hell didn't have it. Hashirama probably just learned it. Like sage mode is broken as shit and wood release is really good so adding together is great but don't be thinking that's all it takes to be "fuck those mountians."

>>50532413
You're saying you'll be like the First Hokage with just Wood Release and Sage mode. That's bullshit. You can use techniques but not fuck up mountians techniques if you don't have the ability to fuck mountians anyway with chakra.

>>50532387
Yes. Or at least it shouldn't be discounted for Uzumaki because they weren't that good at jutsu shiki.

>>50532450
All those three weren't natural Wood Users though. They were experiments or fakes. None of them were anywhere near the level of Hashirama.

That being said, I'm not saying that only sage mode + wood release = fuck those mountains. As I said, most of that was Hashirama just being insanely buff. For fuck's sake, he beat Madara and Full Power Kurama, the guy is a monster.

>>50532473
Nobody said you'll BE him. Just like buying Eight Gates doesn't make you Might Gai. It simply gives you the potential to use those top end wood techniques. Every time you talk about this, you make it sound like you simply CAN'T.

The jump itself says you are a BEGINNER in everything you buy. This isn't up for debate or confusion. We already all acknowledge you don't start out at the end game.

>With chakra
Which is, again, stated throughout the series, several times, something you train to increase.

>>50532485
Are you seriously trying to get the jumpmaker to change the jump THIS late in the game?

Are you for real or is this just bait?

Anyone have any ideas for using Falna in future jumps beyond Danmachi? I was thinking of just giving it to protagonists that kill a lot of things or giving it to my mooks and throwing Grimm (Abyssal best semblance) at them until they git gud.

>>50532485
No. Keep the discount. Else Uzumaki needs to be reduced to 100 points and a fuinjutsu perk, 200 points.

>>50532504
I think it's paranoidanon again. Remember that he's extremely autistic about Naruto and tried this before.

>>50532413
If I buy Sharingan I get to be Madara while he was alive. Good to know I won't need anything apart from that to hit his levels of bullshit in less then a few centuries.

>>50532520
See >>50532493 , you baiting fuckwhit.

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>>50531373
>cut scene invulnerability
>implying that should stop a Jumper

>>50532526
Yes yes we're aware Jumper trumps all settings and everything else because why should the self-insert ever be stoppable.

>>50532507
Put it on your toothbrush.

>>50532535
Well, to be fair, my Naruto writeup on the pastebin ends with Kaguya putting a basketball sized hole in my chest, then vaporizing my head, and I still call her the special kind of stupid. So that's honestly kinda the case.

>>50532535
More like why should the self-insert be beholden to something as stupid as cut scenes, or cut scene invulnerability

Light of Terra as a whole shouldn't be a jump, it's more of a bog-standard CYOA than anything else.

>>50532504
I'm saying he should use the proper terminology in the perk because whats offered doesn't fit with canon.

>>50532566
Your opponent agreed to that. What continued the debate was you trying to remove discounts and change pricing.

>>50532306
>>50532343
>>50532354
Eh. I think I'm just gonna cut down the drawbacks with that spare 400CP. I can't see my jumper wanting to take Wood Release at this point. Sorry.

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>>50532535
why are you complaining about self-inserts in /jc/, where being a super powerful self-insert is the point

>>50532582
It's the stupid-ass sense of entitlement that comes with it.

>>50532579
That's fine, I just thought you should know in case you did want it.

>>50532579
Have fun being gimped.

>>50532588
..................I don't get what you mean. cut-scene invulnerability isn't an actual thing in /jc/ to my understanding.

If I just use a spell to rez Kaguya myself if I feel like averting the rest of the final arc, will Sasuke, Naruto, and I still get Sage powers with MC-Kun/Chan.

>>50532613
Not him, but what irritates me about it is that the person who said it was clearly just making a joke.

>>50532535
Go back to CYOA General, you whiny faggot.

>>50532575
Why shouldn't pricing be changed? I mean it does not fit. Arguing we shoul keep things shit because people have already used it is stupid. Anyone wirting a jumpchain already got those powers and unless they're so anal as to retcon their entire jump write up over shit that they could have learned anyway it won't be that hard for people going there in the future to use a more accurate jump.

>>50532620
Everyone will die unless you can stop her.

>>50532635
>Shit
>A terminology issue makes the whole thing shit.

And no, grandfather clause isn't valid.

Honestly at this point I wonder if you're the original guy going on about kanji, because this reads like low effort bait and not exhaustive, autistic nitpicking.

>>50532624
... Dude.

Call me cynical but I've SEEN how jokes get accepted in /jc/ the past few years oh jesus it's been years wtf am I doing with my life and I'm not surprised somebody was offended by that.

>>50532620
Kaguya's not actually dead. Her chakras been split from her body but her soul is still in the world waiting for it to reform.

>>50532638
Yeah yeah, but will we still special snowflake powers?

I'll just timestop and Doormaker her to the sun.

>>50532579
If it's not too much trouble, what was your Naruto build again?

I vaguely remember something about Byakugan, getting DNA samples, and something something bunny goddess.

>>50532648
Whatever I guess I'll just ignore it if the thread decides it doesn't want a jump closer to canon.

>>50532677
That was her old chain. Her new chain's build is in the thread.

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>>50532677
Firstly, look up at >>50531305 and >>50531322.

Secondly, fuck off so hard.

>>50532694
Yeah, I was asking for that.

>>50529050
Depends on the Kitsune, but yeah 100 years a fluffy tail is the usual.

>>50532526
To be fair Orikan would probably just become a god before making his whole grand speech if he knows what the jumper is capable of when their firing off their planet destroying abilities willy nilly. That's how I'd fanwank it, in the non broken deadlight path he assumed that something caused your powers to be weaker or maybe he thinks that surviving a deadly abandoned ship, establishing a planetary civilization, fighting off a planetary invasion, and restoring a priceless piece of technology that even the highest up in the Adeptus Mechanicus would have trouble even understanding how it works, is the maximum extent of a jumpers power and he was at no risk gloating about it.

His mistake.

Well I just went through Chibi-Robo and got both Super Chibi and Alien Blessing. Not just because of the power sharing and the UFO building, but I like the idea of having double infinite power.

So Jumpers, what are some perks that you bought for dumb reasons?

>>50532648
>And no, grandfather clause isn't valid.
And why is that, other than forcing people to ree at jumpmakers if they decide to make a change to their jump that invalidates peoples' builds?

The Narnia wiki says the magic apples gave Snow Queen superhuman physical and magical stamina. Do the ones from the jump do that?y

>>50532761
Presumably, yes? It seems to be literally the same apple, except without the curse attached.

Are there any perks that would allow me to bypass magic immunity? Like, the type Khorne's bigger minions have.

>>50532813
There's one in Smite

>>50532838
Oh, cool, thanks.

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>>50531305
>>50531322
(Dresden Files) #139
-Background: Practitioner (Wizard) (800CP) -I'm down with this. Just get some magic going.
-Magic 101 (Free) -Shape the magic and mold it!
-The Sight (Free) -DO YOU SEE. Though ho boy this is gonna be dangerous.
-Wizard Tricks (Free) -Well... more downsides, but also healing!
-Clued In (Free) -FUN TIMES! I get to know things!
-Power To Burn (650CP) (Discount) -MORE MAGIC.
-Refined Spellcasting (500CP) (Discount) -Make it energy efficient too!
-World Walker (200CP) (Discount) -Awwww yiss. TRAVEL THE WAY.
-Unwholesomely Good-Looking (100CP) -PRETTY. AS. FUCK.
-Best Ale in Chicago (Free) -I'm gonna fucking need this.
-Magical Focus (0CP) -You wouldn't deprive me of my walking stick would you?
-Enchanted Duster (Free) -STYLIIIIISH.
-Svartalf Apartment (-200CP) -OH HOLY SHIT REALLY? NICE.
-Wizard's Lab (Free) -Into the warehouse, because hell the fuck yes!
-The Hex (-200CP)
-Faerie Debt (0CP)
Dice Rolls: Chicago, 23 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

So I'm Hexed. Guess I'm staying out of the Warehouse right now. But at least I've got this FAB new apartment I can lounge around in without everything breaking! So that's cool, it's gonna be really sick. Accurate spellcasting, being able to open portals, a lab to create and cast magics... yeah this is going to be really nice.

At least it would be nice if I wasn't the Fair Folk's personal butler in doing their tasks and working for them in order to get the rest of the magic back in exchange for the sweet-ass apartment I was given. I mean it's a nice apartment don't get me wrong. But. Shit.

Ah well. At least it'll be an interesting ten years of practicing magic and exploring the Way.

When is a safe-ish time to enter the DC jump? Is Superman particularly strong at that time?

>>50532813
One of the Dark Clouds has a perk to let you charge your magic to make it pierce magic immunity.
You could also layer some weakness to Magicka onto the spell with Elder Scrolls magic to drop the barrier till the spell runs out.
That way you don't have to keep charging every shot.

>>50533004
I heard the safest time was somewhere around the 18th century, but I'm not sure exactly when.

>>50533013
This also works.

>>50533018
I was hoping to pick up some Superman DNA or copy with the Heroes perk (doesn't allow improvement over the copy-ee).

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>>50528352
I'm going full Covenant on their ass, glass everything within a hundred miles of infection site. Stations will be put under quarantine and required to purge infected sections, if containment fails the station will be destroyed and wreckage slagged.

I ain't going down dark corridors with mutant arm spiders in them, NOPE!

Could the zords from powerangers combine with other mechs?

What confuses me is that I never see anyone taking True Jinchuriki. Subjugating or befriending a Bijuu should be easy for a jumper and the shortened lifespan that comes with using their power costs less than nothing.

>>50533302
They're not designed to, but if you get a Lagann from Gurren Lagann, you could fuse with a zord or megazord, and then make that fuse with something bigger, and so on and so forth

>>50533408
I took it, I got Yin Kurama. Combined it with Uzumaki to be Naruto's cousin, MC-Kun to be part of Team 7, and the story changed dramatically.

>>50533408
Power sources from someone or something else makes you a weakling.

Having another being living inside you is creepy.

While we're wanking Naruto, how would I go about turning myself into an Edo zombie without ending my chain? Could I buy a Horcrux and just have a companion rez me as an Edo instead of using the ritual Voldemort did?

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How would I make weapons that grow on their own with their wielder?

So far all I have is going God in DanMachi, getting Falna, Purview , Master Crafter, and doing pic related to Hephaetus and Hestia to figure out how they made the Hestia Knife.

>>50533408
I took it, got pretty much the same result as this guy, >>50533451.

>>50533452
>Power sources from someone or something else makes you a weakling.
>Says the guy powered by a bored cosmic entity
Kek

>>50533474
The Soul Spear that Supard's get (or you can buy) grows sharper and 'stronger' with you.

>>50533408
Rinnegan is just too good man.
Other than that I bet it has to do with both having a sapient being inside of you and relying on it for power. Especially since you can't let them out without using a pod to keep them around.
I considered taking it, but then I realized that forcing someone to stay inside a rather small seal for eternity that I actually liked was a dick move.

>>50533474
FFX has weapons that grow from AP.
It won't scale with the user completely but it will scale with use, so if they use it all the time there's really no difference.

>>50533512
Forgot to say it's from Mushoku Tensei.

>>50533492
but the Benefactor is totes different gaiz.

Totally different.

>>50533470
Back from the Grave from Generic Universal Monsters might work, but it also might not, same odds as the Horcrux. The perk lets you stay dead after biting it (once per jump, anyway) until spooky horror movie sequel stuff happens to bring you back, and specifically calls out your companions using dark rituals to speed things along.

>>50533492
She gives you your own power sources that you use for your stuff, anon.

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>>50533492
>Says the guy powered by a bored cosmic entity
>He doesn't just houserule that shit away
kek.

>>50533470
>Being a weird paper zombie with cracks all over their body
Is it really worth it, anon?

Is there anything fundamentally different between Green Lantern TAS and vanilla DC power rings? Would a animated series blue ring boost a vanilla green ring?

>>50533512
>>50533537
>>50533542
Thanks!

>>50533564
>>He doesn't just houserule that shit away
House rule it away to what?

>>50533580
I think DC rings have some extra features. They're also several orders of magnitudes stronger.

>>50533580
A great deal. The TAS rings are a vastly watered down versions of power rings, they have significantly fewer features and are far less powerful.

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Okay, so, ended up getting over my funk and pushed this update out. Hopefully I've managed to fit enough content.

Changelog (V2.2)
> Added new 100, 200, 400 and 600 level perks to the Grunt, Engineer and Corporate Trees
> Made all Origins Free except for Pilot and Command, which have been made bonus origin-like specializations.
> Added Titan customization for Pilots.
> Added Capital Ship customization for Command.
> Added 'Oi!' and 'Krampus was waiting for your soul!' Perks
> Updated 'Pilot Augmentation' and added 'Pressure Suit and Helmet' for Pilots
> Gave Grunt and Engineer additional freebies.
> Updated 'Pilot Weapon' and 'Anti-Titan Weapon' with new options.
> Added 'Energy Weapon'
> Added 'Marvin Team' and 'Marvin Legion' for Engineers.
> Added 'The 6-4' Offer for Grunts
> 'Pilot Upgrade' reduced to 100cp to fix my silly floating 50cp error.
> Titan info updated with new information.
> Added some italics here and there.
> Added 'Draconis-class' Airship
> Removed a single note.
> Added missing generic perks.
> Added two notes

>>50533598
>House rule it away to what?
To literally anything else. Like, of all the rules of jumpchain, that's the one that makes the least sense.

>Hmm... I'm bored and can travel to anywhere in the multiverse and enforce my will via "drawbacks"
>I can literally do anything, including making myself not bored and setting up strange scenarios across every reality
>Lol, I think I'm gonna alleviate my boredom by picking some random, uninteresting pleb

Something so base is just utterly disappointing.

So how do 40K psychic powers work in other Jumps?

>>50533678
Ancilla and I have discussed this in the IRC - with this update, consider the concept and claim of a titanfall 2 jump abandoned.

>>50533700
You can still use them and the warp analogue in other verses isn't demon hell so it's a lot safer.
At least that seems to be the usual interpretation.

>>50533689
>yeah you know one of the fundamental things this entire CYOA was built on?
>lol fuck it I'm a self-powered omnipotent being

>>50533689
>some random, uninteresting pleb

Not nice to talk about yourself like that, anon. Do you need someone to vent to?

Speaking of claims, I'll claim an elite: dangerous jump.

>>50533779
That sounds like fun, looking forward to it.

>>50533779
Sounds like it'll be fun give it a go.

>>50533779
Hopefully your jump isn't as empty and boring as the game.

>>50533727
>>lol fuck it I'm a self-powered omnipotent being
It's not about where the power's coming from, it's about the Benefactor's motivations. As written, she's effectively playing dress-up with a being who is comparatively an ant.

>>50533759
There are plenty of stories which involve a "normie" being thrown into a wondrous life. Those aren't actually interesting. There are certainly other characters who would produce a more "entertaining" reaction.

>>50533802
Well, I'm making it, so I suppose that it'll be a good fit.

>>50533802
There can't be that many memes in Elite Dangerous can there?

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>>50533678
>mfw
Oh this is gonna be GREAT.

>>50532896
(Red vs. Blue: Project Freelancer) #140
-Background: Freelancer (900CP) -Faaaaan fucking tastic. We're back here again.
-Vic (Free) -Fucking seriously?
-Choice Words (800CP) -What kind of creepy-ass nutjob names himself after his armor?
-Competitive Mindset (Free) -Strange. But I'll take it.
-Storage Space (600CP) -You know... this is nice. I like this.
-Meta (0CP) -Yes. YES. YEEEEEEES. Oh sweet MERCY I need this.
-Moves Like Monty (-300CP) (Discount) -HA! We're bouncing around like a lunatic!
-Modified MJOLNIR Mark IV Armor (Free) -Horribly outdated. But I'll make use of it.
-Deleted (-300CP)
-It's All A Lie! (0CP)
Dice Rolls: 26 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

So my mind can go into any computer system, which is nice... only now I can bounce around like a maniac and I'm always going to self-improve mentally into a cool person. This is nice. This is really really nice. It feels like an upgrade on levels that were ignored until now. And all it took was the Director and his goons losing their shit and trying to hunt me down! ...wait, no. That's bad. I'M ON YOUR TEAM YOU RETAR-...wait. No records. Aaahahahahahaha, nevermind we gotta go.

It is likely going to be an entire gig of hunting down technology and using the Arcadia to run the hell away from everyone else. Because while I am an advanced operative with a great deal of technology, I am not an army. I will focus on scavenging and booking it.

But if they try to stop me from getting something, it will not be easy.

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>>50533802
>tfw you can't disagree with that

>>50533828
There's not much of anything in Elite Dangerous.
Except podcasts and Netflix

>>50528714
Civilization. Fate series jumps.

Question, does that "kill anything and it will stay dead" perk from Banner Saga work on guys like Asura, YHVH, Lucifer, etc. who get revived by the whole "As Long As there is Evil" thing?

>>50533853
I'm really sad too, honestly.

No good space sims out there these days. Elite is bad, Star Citizen is in dev hell, and the X series killed itself by making the newest game a trash fire and alienating the fanbase.

Maybe I should look into Evochron.

>>50533812
>As written, she's effectively playing dress-up with a being who is comparatively an ant.
So? Humans do this all the time with their pets. That's what you are, a cute little pet.

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>>50533944
There's always E.V.E. Online.

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Jumpers, what does your house look like?

>>50533959
Wouldn't that be an Microsoft Excel Jump?

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>>50533944
>Star Citizen is in dev hell
I wouldn't really call it that. "Hell" implies that nothing is getting done, or else it's getting done and then erased to do it again. Neither is really accurate, as SC is just chugging along slowly. However, there's a fuckload left to do, sooo.....3.0 soon?

>>50533959
Far too late in its lifespan for anyone new to establish themselves.

>>50533952
No, it requires that she's similar in attitude who the kid who puts ants under the magnifying glass. You grow out of that stage because you quickly find it's pointless. It requires that the Benefactor is basically human in mindset despite their massive power, even though it doesn't take much to drift away.

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>>50533977
>pic related

>>50533990
It was a joke. E.V.E. is less of a space sim and more of a "corporate bastard" sim.

>>50533988
I've kinda kept my distance on what exactly is going on, hoping that they stick to the promise of releasing a framework to host private servers.

My preference is always single player or only playing with my friends, I really don't like people at all. Interpersonal interaction makes me VERY skittish. If it turns out they don't keep that promise, I don't want to be TOO disappointed about not being able to play.

>>50533952
What would be needed to kill the Benefactor post-spark?

>>50533943
Might count as outside revival.

>>50534020
Go to Prototype and that's all you need.

>>50534020
Bad dog.

>>50533966
House?

>>50534020
It's impossible. So grab Apotheosis, Pioneer of the stars EX, that one perk in the infernals jump, or maybe 8 fold path.
Then use Scarlet destiny with endless mana generated by your favorite method and your benefactor dissapears.

You'd have to be a total asshole to do that though.
An easier method is to just jump Suggverse.

>>50534020
Use one of the limitless post-Spark wishes.

>>50534020
go suggsverse, fuse with the benefactor. Then you either don't need to kill her because you are her, or you can just kill yourself.

>>50534059
>You'd have to be a total asshole to do that though.

I'm pretty sure you'd have to be a total asshole /not/ to do that, though.

>>50533944
Depends on what kind of space sim you want I guess. There used to be talk of making EVE into a jump, and probably DUST514 would be lumped into it. Starsector has plenty of stuff that could be used, but really needs a bit of help to craft a narrative. Dreadnaught isn't so much a spac sim as it is a Ship sim. Space Engineers is pretty much just a cult following now. If you're willing to search through more obscure titles there are plenty of space sims.

This is just a method of bait.

>>50534078
I disagree. Biting the hand that feeds you is always a dick move regardless of the reasons or methods.

>>50534082
None of those are really space sims, though.

I have played Space Engineers, but it has more in common with Minecraft and Kerbal Space Progam than the kind of game I'm talking about. It's more about construction.

>>50534059
>>50534073
We have a suggsverse jump?

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>>50534111
It was a joke, but technically yes.

>>50534059
>You'd have to be a total asshole to do that though.

>obligatory shitposting where_do_you_think_you_are.jpeg

>>50528240
I asked a while ago and the answer was probably yes. I'll see if I can find it in the archives.

>>50534059
But then you realize the benefactor has all your perks, and all the perks you didn't take, and you don't have those perks anymore. Trying to kill an omnipotent being, not to smart.