Attributes

It's hard to misconstrue wisdom to anything other than what it actually means.

>>50509690
Maybe Wisecrackery?

>>50509671
>Straightness, a measure of gay or straight
>Construction, ability to build things
>Dextros, measure of left or right handed
>Internationalism, measure of how foreign you are
>Wiseass, measure of your ability to banter and snark
>Chastity, measure of your resistance to flirting

These are the mechanics of the Gaybletop RPG Burly Sweaty Construction Workers

>>50509671

STR stands for STATE TAX REVENUE
CON stands for CONTRIVED MEANING
DEX stands for DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE BLOODSHED...X
INT stands for A FICTIONAL CONSTRUCT MEANT TO OPPRESS MINORITIES
WIS stands for WIPE YOUR ASS
CHA stands for CHAD. FUCK CHAD!

Huh, CHA could just mean chance, which is kind of what I'd like to change it to (luck).

The only one I think would be hard to change is DEX

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>>50509671
STRategy
CONsideration
DEXtrose
INTernals
WIStful
CHAllenge

Strain: Your ability to remove water from a substance. Important for cooking pasta.
Con: Your ability to convince others to think or feel your way.
Dex: How many Pokemon you've seen. Collect all 151.
Introversion: How much of a useless fucking NEET you are. This should be maxed.
Whis: You'll use this to piss at times necessary according to your DM. Influences quantity and quality.
Cha: Cha cha cha!

>>50509714
>underrated post

STR: STRangeness
CON: CONfidence
DEX: DEgree of Xenophobia
INT: INTimacy
WIS: WISh
CHA: CHAuvinism

>>50509671
STRife
CONflict
Domain EXperience
INTensity
WISeau
CHAracter

A Birthrightesque RPG where you play the ruler of a small fiefdom. Most of the stats are about war (Strife is intenral while Conflict is external), only the last one measures the personal strength of your PC himself. Each domain also contains a monstrous Tommy Wiseau which is one of its chief tools of war, the size of the stat determines the size of the beast.

>>50509728
Dyslexia.

>>50509671
STRipping: how good at 'performance' you are
CONning: how good at lying you are
DEXtrose: how sweet you are
INTernationale: how exotic you seem
WISecracking: how good at jokes you are
CHAtter: how good you are at regular conversation

The game is called "Hoe", players are skanks sluts and bitches trying to use their looks and feminine wiles to achieve social and financial success.

>>50510158
To expand on this because it is my idea and therefore the greatest idea ever conceived, each stat has a positive and negative attribute you have to balance

Strip affects your overall sexiness and how you can portray yourself, but it also increases your sluttiness modifier which can make you undesirable

CONning improves your ability to lie and deceive and misdirect, but decreases your trustworthiness and others social perception of you

DEXtrose or sweetness means people like being around you more and you make friends more easily, but it also makes you more naive and easier to deceive

INTernationale makes you seem more exotic and alluring, but increase it too high and it makes you seem more alien and isolates you socially

WISecracking affects how quick-witted you are, your ability to make jokes and entertain bawdier crowds, but also increases your bitchiness

CHAtter makes you a better general conversationalist, but can make you annoying to listen to

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no one who wears that shirt would have 15 charisma

>>50510718
Maybe it's like TWEWY, where you need high charisma to make the look work.

>>50510126
10/10

>>50509714
Reminder strayan outbacker build is broken, they have to nerf strayan race.
>Hurrr yuge +int'cuz le ebin straya accent
>Lmao highest wis becaus muh shitpost and bantur m8 l8
>Yuge contrusction because the ebin mad max meme
fucking cancerous asswipes.

>>50509671
>4e ability score list
>All those non-even ability scores
Triggered

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>>50513804
>4e ability score list
haha... a lesser system.
Please see below.