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My players are insane

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Good evening /tg/, have I got a story for you

I have been running an Only War campaign and my players are currently hunting down cultists in a bombed out city. For the past while they have been ruining my carefully planned encounters with some rather brilliant use of high explosives.

>players are walking down the middle of the street
>my plot called for them to be advancing cautiously
>one of my players turns to the squad leader and asks "permission to break out into song and dance sir?"
>squad leader responds " you always have my permission to break out into song and dance"
>players break out into a rap song, IN CHARACTER
>OH SHIT! I think, they were supposed to sneak up on a Slaaneshi cult in the middle of a ritual, now what?
>thought dawns on me
>I know what must happen
>A Slaaneshi cultist wearing a black jacket, pink pants, a pink baseball cap backwards, and a Slaanesh symbol on a gold chain jumps out, followed by several back-ups, and says "dance battle me unbeliever"
>Cultists begin a warp fueled dance routine
>players start singing and dancing around the table
>I have both sides start making opposing fellowship rolls
>Epic dance battle between decadent Slaaneshi songs and The Emperor's holy classics ensues
>cultists hit them with an immense sonic base-drop attack
>Players realize they need to take it up a level
>one of them says "we need something by Queen"
>they start singing "Don't Stop Me Now"
>squad leader rolls a critical success (modified because Queen)
>cultists fall down dead from The Emperor's holy might
>one of the players takes the pink pants

I still can't quite believe this happened
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Godspeed, you magnificent bastards
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>>50460580
Bravo OP, Bravo.
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How did knowledge of Queen survive into the 41st millennium?
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>>50461227
>Implying his works aren't jealously guarded in the deepest vaults of terra to honour mankinds heritage

Faggit
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>Someone builds a rap battle system
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>>50461227
some one asked that exact question and I answered with "how could it not?"
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>>50460580
I did not enjoy this story.

My players would never be that fun.
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>>50461611
I have been blessed by the Emperor with both an amazing group and the ability to think up silly shit
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>>50460580
In all of Human Civilization's 40-somethingK years, never before has there been a more shining example of Human Accomplishment than this moment.
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>>50460580
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>>50460580
Screencapped in His name.
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>hurr durr let's run silly shit in 40k

So much for the grim, dark future.
Go play my little pony, faggot
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>>50460580
earlier in the game session this happened

>squad comes to a fork in the road. obligatory jokes are made.
>Squad lead decides to sweep the area before moving on
>"everybody make perception checks"
>squad lead rolled an 87
>two degrees of failure
>"you are in a bombed out city"
>medic rolled a 23
>got 2 degrees of success
>"there is a light on in a less bombed out hotel
>storm trooper rolled a 100
>........
>"you inspect the ground carefully for heretical flowers"
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>>50462746
>heretical flowers

floral heresy is the worst
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