Stat him /tg/.

Number one.

Number one.

Number one.

Number one.

>>50382566
Drawbacks: Cancer

>>50382566
Number one

Number One

Number one.

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Now look at this net, which I just found!

Número Uno

>which
*that

https://youtu.be/ayq41-UJ7Cg

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Never watched Lazy Town but I am interested in this.
Describe his character, what is it about him that sets him apart from other people?

What are his talents and strengths or vices and weaknesses?

>>50382832
He is number one

>>50382566
Dastardly

>>50382832
>Number One
>a Master of Disguise
>lazy; always puts forth inordinate effort to make Lazytown as lazy as he is
>archnemesis of Sportaflop
>shit diet; seems to live exclusively off of blue overfrosted cake and popcorn
>underground house is aesthetic, and has more pipes running through it then any 40K illustration
>has a comfy, fluffy bright orange chair. it looks pretty comfy
>secretly wants to be the friend of the Lazytown residents

Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>50382566
Number one

>>50382832

He's very intelligent, but lazy, and doesn't like the fact everyone else is so hung up about being active. So, he started trying to wreck the main active guy, the super hero.

As time went on, and the citizens of Lazy Town never figured out that he hated them, they tried befriending him and it worked. So, he started as a real villain that everyone treated as a joke, but he found he liked it so he started treating it as an excuse to hang out with them. His schemes make him the second most active member of the town.

>>50382886
Don't forget trap making and laying, not sure whether to include his ability to sing since pretty much everyone in the show can do it decently to the point it may not be canon.

Number One

>>50382768
When I say 'go', get ready to throw!

Where did all these lazytown memes come from?

>>50382832
He's smart but lazy. Heavily inspired by the Grinch, IE he outwardly hates and loathes the people around him but deep down only wants to be accepted and liked by them. He prefers peace and quiet and sees them becoming active as detrimental to it.

Power-wise he can teleport, shapeshift, don disguises, and create gadgets and inventions to help him fight Sportacus, his rival. He's deceptive and sneaky.

>>50382929

Deepest lore

>>50383015
Go!

>>50383124
Throw it at him, not me!

Number one

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>>50382929
>His schemes make him the second most active member of the town.

>>50383129
UGH! Let's try something else!

>>50383212
>>50383212
What are you doing!

>>50383361
Now watch and learn, now here's the meme.

>>50383375
This one's going down in history,

>>50383375
You slip and slide on this Old Meme!

Glanced at that image and thought for a moment it was Trellane, the Squire of Gothos.

Str 12, Dex 16, Con 0, Int 11, Wis 12, Cha 8

Weakness: Buckets

>>50382929
Remember, the number one rule of Lazytown is to be happy, and he thinks being lazy is the path to making the kids happier.

Inventory:
-Net: 1
-Banana Peel: 4

>>50382929
>they tried befriending him and it worked.
Wait is this real? Is Robbie just doing it for fun?

>>50382566
Certified Hood Classic

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>>50382929
>>His schemes make him the second most active member of the town.

You take that back! He works way harder than Sportacus!

>>50386452
He doe work a lot harder than Sportacus, but he's less physically active in the sense that he mostly slinks about town and sets traps, whereas Sportaflop does far more strenuous things.

>>50383020
He got cancer and set up a gofunme to help pay for it, some people who watched the show growing up made memes to boost his popularity to help him get funding for treatment.
It worked very well

>>50387219
$5000 off his goal btw
gofundme.dontincludethispart_com/2tm9tqk/dontincludethispartdonate

>>50387553
Ahh, America. Who needs affordable healthcare when you can just beg for money on the internet?

>>50386940
Nigga I saw him lugging around a wrought Iron cage like it was nothing.

Robbie is Str.

Sport is Dex.

>>50387691
Don't forget the high Con to survive getting hit dead-on by a cannonball

>>50387583
He's not American.

>>50387718
Isn't he Icelandic?

>>50387771
Yep.

>>50387718
>>50387771
>>50387775
Oh. Well, fuck Iceland too.

>>50387845
Anon are you just looking for a reason to be angry about things? You should go and have a cup of tea or something

Number one

>>50386940
Sportacus goes into a coma if a little piece of candy is placed in an apple, Sportaflops is not healthy

>>50387691
>>50387703
Is Robbie a toonforce wielder?

>>50382929
>His schemes make him the second most active member of the town.
Beware that, when fighting monsters, etc etc.

I'm just wondering why some of you guys clearly watch this show for genuine entertainment purposes.

Do you have kids that watch it or something?

>>50388279
>>50388279
>for genuine entertainment purposes
I guess fapping watching that little girl doing gymnastics is entertaining.

>>50382566
1

>>50387906
Sportacus might have a medical condition that his constant physical activity keeps in check. He is certainly the most active person in town capable of travel exclusively by back flipping if he chooses. He seems to choose that from time to time too. Rob on the other hand actually gets tired setting things up and has to rest. Sportacus in every waking moment is attempting physical activity and trying to make it more physical while Rob just puts in 8 hours with frequent breaks.

Why can't more BBEGs be like Robbie?

>>50388279
I just dig the pirate song and number one because they're catchy as fuck

>>50388315
most if the posters in thus thread are like that, I'm mostly asking the anons that are discussing Robbie Rotten and Sportacus.

>>50388334

Expose autists with nothing to lose to a thing, and they will learn about it

I'd be willing to bet most people in this thread could also have a deep lore discussion about the show I can't mention due to global rule 15

>>50388372
Nah. Most people here are for the memes.
That certain show's fanbase I believe I heard is dying.
There weren't many to start with either.

>>50388372
just say steven universe, it's the same thing just it hasn't gotten it's own cancer board yet

>>50388392

It's a good example anon but to say its name also invokes shitposting

>>50388290
this

>>50388372
>>50388392
>>50388432
SU does have good lore and a good setting though. It just so happens that all of the non-(fully)human characters are utter shit tier.

Greg and Andy are the best characters.

>>50387583
>didn't even read the gofundme
He already had the surgery; the money is to cover lost income while he recovers.

>>50388372
>I'd be willing to bet most people in this thread could also have a deep lore discussion about the show I can't mention due to global rule 15
We have. Repeatedly.

>>50388855

tis why I said it friend

>>50388888

>>50388824

>It just so happens that all of the non-(fully)human characters are utter shit tier.

Odd, I always viewed it as being mostly the other way around; good episodes being ones where gem war stuff actually happens and bad ones being when Sadie and Lars continue to not sort their shitty relationship out

>>50388887
All of the gems are shit, not all of the humans are shit.
Sadie and Lars are 3/10 characters, Connie is okay, but Greg and Andy are so far the best characters.

Any episode with more than a tangential focus on the purple one is automatically 0/10.

>>50388312
GM imagination aside, because they tend to either become NPC allies or get mowed down by the PCs.

>>50388960
The purple one is completely insufferable. I hate the character archetype, but more importantly her laugh makes me want to punch her voice actress.

>>50388887
I don't particularly like any of the gems at this point but I don't hate them like some folks either. Personally I like the Gem War episodes because that's when whacky gem tech comes into play most.

>>50388960
Steven himself shit or no, or does he fall under "gems"? I've skimmed all the seasons so I don't think I've payed as much attention to him as some.

I thought Lapis was decent until they dragged on her gloom and doom shtick for way too long. For what it's worth, I liked all the cute moments with Steven.

>>50389000
Personally it's Rose I find the most unbearable. Yeah, yeah-I know it's a literal character arc showing she wasn't as pristine as presented-but her being put on that pedestral in the first place when she's sanctimonius as fuck gets my goat

>>50389014
Yeah. They're all kinda up their own asses.

>>50389001
>Steven himself shit or no
He's alright; early on he was an annoying goof, but now he's turning into a proper character.

>>50389014

>tfw rose will never be called out as a charismatic warmonger who started this whole mess

>>50382713
underrated post

All this and no full songs? Come on people!

https://youtu.be/b0nT8TdlEHg

>>50389375
No it's not.

>>50389375
Het

>>50388279
I have little brothers that watch it, so at times I watch it also

>>50382929
>His schemes make him the second most active member of the town.
Oh the irony.

Btw. If he is lazy then why he is shaving?
He looks better with beard desu

>>50387703
Not high enough to fight cancer.

>>50391283
He's still fighting last time I checked. H-he's still alive, right?

>>50388279
Robbie Rotten is legitimately fun for all ages
The rest of the show is kind of mind-numbing if you're older than 4

>>50389375
>underrated post
It's literally the only reason that he's being spammed on all boards lately. There's nothing original or noteworthy about that post.

>>50391314
I worded >>50391283 kind of wrong
I meant handle it on his own, he needs the meds after all.

>>50389229
Agreed. I like the way Steven is built.

His greatest strength is that he's very empathetic. This could've gone horribly wrong and he could've been an absolute Mary Sue.

Instead they actually took a very sensible route. Steven simply cares too much. We see him spend time with Onion, even though at the start he obviously didn't enjoy hanging out with the little shit, who is obviously a champion of Chaos Undivided

Better yet, we see that his Charisma is not the end all be all with Jasper, who hates him right up until the end. Later, we also see a display a weakness common to highly empathetic individuals: He cares too much. Jasper did everything to herself, yet, because Steven couldn't make friends with her, as he has in the past, he blames himself, even when he really has no reason to, to the point where he's putting himself and others in danger because of it.

Sure, SU is a little touchy-feely, but honestly, I quite enjoy it.

>>50382566
OP, have you ever heard the sound of Lesbian Space Rocks derailing a thread?

>>50392320
>derailing
OP only made this thread to brain-drop that the actor in the OP image has cancer. He's probably not even in the thread anymore.

>>50392465
https://youtu.be/9ytqr2RN-YE

>>50389014
>This guy doesn't want to explore totalitarian leaderships and cults of personality from the perspective of those most invested in the propagandist canon

It should be illegal to have such shit taste

>>50392915
This tbqh.

I'd probably follow Rose if her entire ideology wasn't based entirely around the freedom to be a hedonistic lesbian

>>50392975
that's the entire reason I follow her

>>50392999
Nice trips, Pearl

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>when memes temp you to watch a show for toddlers

This is how bronies were made.

well, if you faggots want to see him recover, you can Stefan's gofundme to help him with his cancer. that is, if you feel generous enough.

obviously this should be more of a /tv/ effort to help him, but as anonymous, we can help, right?

i mean, im poor and i wish i could donate, but im literally counting pennies at the moment but once i get more money i'll donate to him.

why would I give the man money for his cancer? because after reading his bare bones Wikipedia article about him, he's a classically trained actor and does theater, he's got a foundation to deal with bullying in schools and he was essentially the reason why kids watched Lazy Town in the first place.

let's admit it, people were far more interested in the villain than the hero because of how interesting his role was

cant link the Gofundme website because 4chan thinks its spam, fucking Numoot

its not hard to find either, just type Robbie Rotten cancer in google and you'll get it quickly

>>50393138
Sidious pls, it was their unquenchable thirst for horsefucking that created bronies.

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>>50391325
>the rest of the show is kind of mind-numbing
Well, not the *entire* rest of the show...

>>50388279
I don't really watch it, but I have seen a few episodes.

The show is about 50% entertaining and 50% trash. The bits with Robbie Rotten are actually pretty funny, sort of like a slapstick Looney Tunes sketch, while the scenes with any other character are about as entertaining as staring at drywall for ten or twenty minutes.

It's worth watching if you're interested, but after seeing three or four episodes, I have no real interest in watching any more.

>>50388312
It's actually pretty hard to have recurring enemies, especially comedic ones.

If you have an enemies show up, normally the way players intend to deal with it is by shoving a sword through their throat, and if you consistently allow a villain to get away, it can start to feel frustrating to fight against them.

Comedic enemies are kind of similar in how difficult they are to portray. If you make them too much of a threat, then they're killed before they become a serious issue, if you make them too weak, the players will often not bother dealing with them or not take them seriously.

The only reason Robbie Rotten works is because he's for a family oriented medium that is prescripted. If you put him in a game, best case scenario is that the players either befriend him, or put him in jail instead of just shooting him.

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>>50395202
>players befriend him
make him revile the idea of having friends (right now) and make him do his dastardly escape before the PCs can shoot him and after he's done his scheme

>PCs shoot at him
the shots miss him constantly, for some reason he's somehow in the good graces of the god of AC and cant be simply shot or hit dead until he's sufficiently dastardly devilish for players to deal with

>Sent to prison
he dastardly escapes prison and is now pursuing the PCs and planning his goings according to theirs, making appearances here and there while escaping from whatever evil he comitted before the PCs can catch him

Pic related is how you make a likeable comic vilain

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>>50395202
He could work in a system like Paranoia. You could replace the banana peels with plasma mines and it would still be lighthearted slapstick.

>>50382566
Literally who?

>>50395817
This. I always forget how American this board is.

>>50395838
>american board
>Icelandic show
>broadcasted in america, europe and uk and iceland

>>50395817
>>50395838
Disgusting.

>>50395838
Lazytown is Icelandic.

>>50395838
>>50395817
A villain from a children's cartoon. The actor was recently diagnosed with Cancer, which caused a surge of memes based on a song, which was then perpetuated by Reddit. Now here we are.

>>50395838
>Not being American

>>50387845
This is the anti-American "muh healthcare" circlejerk in a nutshell.

Can someone stat Marcus Aurelius for me?

I'm wondering if his bonuses are enough to beat Evola in a 1vs1 matchup

>>50382566
Cancer mage

>>50397078
>Americans think health care is a circlejerk

One retard one a taiwanese disney board is much less damning evidence of stupidity than the most recent American events anyway.

>>50398068
>being a commie scumsucker
McCarthy was right.

>>50386452
>this is the good guy

Dare I ask why everyone in this show looks like an ex-news anchor plastic surgery ghoul?

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>>50387583
>Be American
>King nigger promises affordable healthcare
>is twice as expensive if you aren't on welfare
>be taxed if you choose another provider
>say 'fuck it' and use popularity to beg for money
>online perverts make memes about you diddling your underage costar and advocating for a new holocaust
>the memes prompt lazier perverts to simply send money to your gofundme with meme messages under fake names
>TFW meme magic is your healthcare system in America

>>50398425
>new holocaust
>implying there was ever an old holocaust

How can you possibly oppose universal healthcare

>>50398682
By not being a fucking pinko

>>50398806

>He wants poor people to get sick and become infection vectors for the rest of us

Cultist of Nurgle detected, called the Inquisition.

Have a nice day heretic.

>>50398682
It either increases the deficit or taxes, maybe both.

>>50398682
If you're rich and aren't gonna rely on public healthcare anyway, it's better for you to not pay just to keep some plebs alive.

>>50398377
It's because that isn't the good guy. It's Robbie Rotten disguised as the good guy

>>50400002
>implying
if that was Robbie, we would be able to tell, cunthead. We aren't completely fucking gullible.

>>50398682
Everyone in America sees themselves as temporarily inconvenienced millionaires.

>>50388392
>>50388824
Now you've done it...

>>50382569
>>50382577
>>50382608
>>50382711
>>50382719
>>50382741
>>50382747
>>50382849
>>50382917
>>50382994
>>50383151
>>50387870
>>50388299
We are number one

>>50393360

/tv/ is too jaded to help funny pirate man, but I feel sort of obligated to help him because reddit is doing so and to be usurped by those redditors would be most unthinkable!

>>50382566
!

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Stat him w/stand

>4chan isn't helping a LazyTown actor
>or leading the meme fuelled campaign
I feel like I've only just realised. The 4chan that drew me here is long gone.

No more weird pranksters. It's all millenials and Far Right dickheads now.

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>>50400731
Has /tg/ ever been a prankster board?

>>50398682
1: We all die someday, and it's expensive beyond belief to prolong the inevitable death of some willingly obese/failing organs/whatever for as long as we possibly can. They're not producing anything in that hospital bed, and are thus a drain on society as a whole.
2: Open immigration + free shit = a huge amount of illegals, even more than we already fucking have and pay for, will wash into the US like an unending tidal wave, sucking away tax dollars and going into literal welfare leeches who hate everyone and everything here besides their free money. Lots of other bad shit directly relating to this increase in immigration, but I want to keep this relatively short.
3: I don't want increased taxes
4: >relying on congressmen to tell you how to pay your own bills/make a functional healthcare plan/make a functional anything
5: I don't know about europeons, but in America we don't blindly trust/obey government officials just because they have a shiny badge or a desk in a federal office. Self-determination is a pretty big thing here, and I'd argue that anyone who doesn't want to be able to choose for themselves should be castrated, since they're clearly not going to use them anyway.
6: We didn't win the cold war against a socialist empire just to become a socialist country. Everyone else can become one because it keeps their economy, and since their governments listen to US, leashed to America, who exploits absolutely every country better than their countrymen do and there's little anybody can do about it.
8: Complain, condescend, bitch, and bewilder at us all you want. We run this shit from one end of the world to the other. A free market is better for every man than another man telling you what to buy. It's why you buy american jeans, listen to american CD's on american computers, and complain about america on american website. You think we're stupid for hating increased taxes. We think you're stupid for calling yourselves free without a constitution.

>>50400731
4chan led a meme fueled campaign to make a man the President of the United States

And anyone who grew up watching Lazytown is young as fuck, that show aired 12 years ago. Sure the gymnastics girl was a /b/ meme but people only liked it for the girl

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>>50401178
...And I just realized I spent too much effort in a reply to a post that shouldn't have been here in the first place.

>>50388372
What does MLP have to do with Lazy Town?

>>50401228
>>50401178
American that bought all their socialized bullshit about being independent from government, taxes and regulation is a good thing. While also claiming to be to best while dealing with the worst justice system, political climate, banking and media system of any developed country. Let alone having the only developed nation where you can graduate in one state from highschool and your diploma means shit in another because of the disparity of proper education among states

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>>50401222
Lazytown was syndicated and still airing as recently as three years ago. I remember seeing it around during my senior year.

Granted that was at the beginning of the Hub network which had grabbed up everything from the classic GI Joes and Transformers to... whatever the fuck the rest of their programming was. It was mostly shitty kid stuff.

>>50401426
Yeah yeah, american workers don't get mid-day naps like french workers, nor do they get sixty vacation days a year, and we don't live in a "cashless society", whatever the fuck that means, like Sweden claims to be moving onto.
But maybe, consider this, that's because we're footing the bill of all of these countries' unsustainable and uncompetitive practices.

I can tell from your post that you really have no idea what the US is like, but I'll let you think that your little island or peninsula or whatever is the best little island in the world, the only place where cellphones, courts, and credit cards exist.

I'll just be sitting here cleaning my AR while listening to pirated music, drinking lemonade, and checking my stock portfolio. The US sure is a shithole.

>>50398682
Better dead than red.

>>50400714
「NUMBER ONE」user: Robbie Rotten

Destructive Power: 1
Speed: 1
Ranged: 1
Durability: 1
Precision: 1
Development Potential: 1

Number One: The stand and it's user can initiate a song routine, except it must be any song that has "Number One" somewhere in it's name
Athletic Weakness: The stand and it's user are weak to sexy men with mustaches unless they are singing a song that includes the words "Number" and "One" in conjunction.
You Are a Pirate: The user and the stand can do what they want because they are pirates.

>>50401987

>american workers don't get mid-day naps like french workers

Don't you mean Mexican workers?

>>50401178

>Complain, condescend, bitch, and bewilder at us all you want. We run this shit from one end of the world to the other. A free market is better for every man than another man telling you what to buy. It's why you buy american jeans, listen to american CD's on american computers, and complain about america on american website. You think we're stupid for hating increased taxes. We think you're stupid for calling yourselves free without a constitution.

I don't think people even listen to CD's on computers anymore. Music is all downloaded singles sales and peer to peer sharing mostly. Some of your "american" jeans are stitched in India or Taiwan and your computers are made with 100% asian parts and labour and this website is owned by a Japanese person. A large number of your biggest American brands aren't even 100% American owned anymore and some of the products aren't even made in America. So no idea what you're bragging about and i'm not even a Yuropoor.

>>50398512
Somebody post that /pol/ ancap ball.

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>>50402765
Im yuropoor and I listen to cds on my pc everyday

>>50398682
> How can you possibly oppose universal healthcare
As someone who is living in a Slavic shithole with supposedly "universal healthcare", I can say with absolute fucking confidence I don't want universal healthcare.

>>50403224
>Slavic
I've found your problem. It's not universal healthcare.

That's like dipping your dick into boiling water while wearing a hat and then blaming the hat for your dick pains.

>>50403293
>it's not REAL socialism

>>50398512
I'm pretty sure Eisenhower killed an awful lot of Germans.

>>50398682
It sounds like a great idea that the politician put forwards, right? That should've been your first warning that it was in fact a bad idea.

>>50400981
From shortly after inception to the point where Reddit exploded in popularity.

>>50403580
>Germans
>people

>>50401178
But where is point 7?

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What the fuck is happening in this thread

Didn't know that LazyTown dealt with geopolitics

Might watch the first season

>>50403293
Dude, corruption can and always does happen in the government.
It's just that capitalism mitigates the influence of corruption, because when everyone is corrupted, no one is.
While socialistic bullshit ensures the divide between the goverment and everyone else, and thus, there is no one left to watch the watchers.

I'm fucking tired of these patriarchal (nothing to do with SJW interpretation of that particular word) moods, when everyone thinks that the Big Daddy sitting up above in the governement knows best what it is good for you personally.

No, he doesn't. You are a fucking citizen of your country. People are fallible. Government is fallible. Just look at that multiculturalistic bullshit that was and is happening in Europe. Look at Russia where its own citizens are treated like dogshit for the benefit of a select few.

I don't want to turn this into /pol/ discussion, so consider the issue closed in this thread.

>>50403665
>It's just that capitalism mitigates the influence of corruption, because when everyone is corrupted, no one is.

>libertarian hypercapitalist dogs actually belive this
Just as bad as the commies tbqh

>>50403651
Actor wants money to make up for his loss income while dealing with cancer so naturally it turned into an argument about health care.

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>>50403651
/tg/, /tg/ never changes.

>>50403634
>Implying 7 isn't a dirty commie number

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>>50382566
Feat Martial Weapon Proficiency [Net]
Proficient in found items

>>50395202
Shane the Shy meets Snidley Whiplash

Dastardly deeds, n^(n!) escape plans, each more circuitous than the last. Bonus points for including the lines "excuse me, gentlemen, but it seems that I have a zeppelin to catch" and "I will trade you the launch codes for the other half of the amulet"

I guess that last one is more actual villainy

Just make him too likeable to kill or imprison.

>>50400714
STAND USER :「ROBBIE ROTTEN」
STAND NAME : 「NUMBER ONE」
STAND ABILITY : 「MASTER OF DISGUISE」
DESTRUCTIVE POWER: B
SPEED: A
RANGE: B
DURABILITY: A
PRECISION: F
DEVELOPMENTAL POTENTIAL: B
Number One can throw out a net for trapping opponents, as well as fire a barrage of banana peels, which can be used as weak projectiles or to lay traps for enemies
His Master of Disguise ability allows him to create a costume of any level of detail or quality for his user
He cannot, however, alter his user's physical appearance.

>>50395937
This

>>50397532
I never said I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once

>>50401987
>because we're footing the bill of all of these countries' unsustainable and uncompetitive practices.
OK troll, jig is up

>>50404551
>implying
Every dollar America spends on killing brown people is a dollar that Europe doesn't.

>>50393833
How many porn parodies has this show generated?

>>50404604
Google says plenty, under the title Lazy Porn, but I'm gonna go ahead and predict that after this we'll see a new, High Quality one made by the same studio that did the Adventure Time one.

>>50404551
We send billions and billions of dollars to Israel.

Maybe if we stopped giving a fuck we could have nice things but we've gotta protect MUH GREATEST ALLY

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>>50398682
Only works in high trust, homogeneous societies like Finland or Sweden, where the local culture abhors abusing such services for personal gain, plus the knowledge that the tax money spent on UHC will go to help members of your own people.

Let me ask you this?
Why would you want to pay massive taxes so that Jamal and Tyrone, who share none of your blood, culture or history, and in no way, are your kin, can just leech off those funds to get their flu shots?

I don't want to sacrifice my own resources to help people who aren't my kin, part of my tribe, and I suspect that is true for most other humans. We are tribal species after all.

>>50402915
Here ya go

>>50404332
What's Robbie's ORA equivalent?

>>50404643
>adventure time one
Wat

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>>50404643
>High Quality one made by the same studio that did the Adventure Time one.

>>50404688
>>50404697
http://www.dorkly.com/post/77648/the-5-most-wtf-moments-in-the-adventure-time-porn-parody-trailer

>>50404687
It doesn't say anything, just silently beats you with one hand while playing a saxophone with the other.

>>50404710
Oh, this is a SFW article on the parody.

>>50404710
Ah, Dorkly. The only site desperate enough to write Articles on Nerdy Porn Parodies and /vp/ freaking out about getting banned through Pirated versions of Sun and Moon.

Here's the Trailer for lazy anons:
https://youtu.be/jqNdUZdf12w

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>>50382566
He is going to be my bbeg. His goal is to make the world lazy, and he will attempt to collect a bunch of illusion magic artifacts and shit and try to put the world under a massive illusion/dream.

>inb4 dats just da plot of naruto

Yeah I know I am unoriginal as fuck. Also Duo from JoJo is his thrall.

>>50404598
They wouldn't need killing at all if America didn't give them training and equipment.

>>50405709
>Shitskins
>not needing killing regardless

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>>50405577
Porn parodies of kid's shows? That's the most cringey thing I've ever heard of. I shiggy your diggy.

Now, back to reading my comics.

>>50406411
They kill themselves if they're left to their own devices.

>>50406459
Man I really miss those late 90s/early 00s doujin with shoujo art. It's probably just my nostalgia speaking and they weren't that hot in retrospect but they were comfy to read.

>>50406565
Not fast enough, it just leads to more agreessive sand people.

>>50406640
Aggressive sand people weren't a problem until you started giving them boats.

>>50406752
Sand people can invent boats, anon; they're not niggers, give them some credit.

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Reminder that Sportaflop is a dirty non-human

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>>50407035
Do these look like the kind of people who understand boats?

>>50407246
They needed to have understood boats at one point to enslave whitey a few hundred years ago, anon.

Robbie Rotten:
WS: 37
BS: 65
Str: 30
T: 60
Ag: 58
Int: 100
WP: 80
Fel: 12

Skills:
Acrobatics
Athletics
Scholastic Lore(Underworld)
Dodge+10
Parry
Forbidden Lore(Chymist)
Decieve+20
Interrogate
Forbidden Lore(The Warp)
Forbidden Lore(LazyTown)

Talents
Unnatural Agility(x2)
Unnatural Toughness(x2)
Sprint
Unnatural Intelligence(x2)

>>50407279
Then why are you giving them boats?

>>50407339
Because that will give America to "liberate" Europe, anon.

Pax Americana soon

>>50407246
Look up barbary pirates, muddies understand boats allright

>>50400731
There was no golden age. The internet just lost it's novelty over the last 15 years, is all. It's no longer new or exciting, it's no longer underground.

>>50401987
That's pretty much the argument that led to Britain telling the EU to fuck itself as well.

>>50408656
And they were right.

>>50408615
>it's no longer underground
Therein lies the problem. The Internet used to be a world built by outcasts, for outcasts. Now it's only outcasts who aren't on it. The railroad came to the Old West and it was frontier no more.