Places to find a dwarf other than a bar or a mine.

An Elven poetry contest.

A grave.

>>50371857
A ladder shop.

Too easy. Arm wrestling tournament.

>>50371857
In the local [Insert Random Artisan's trade]'s workshop.

>>50371857
A ditch between a bar and a mine.

>>50371857
In a his. He's no claim-jumper.

>>50371857
A city in the mountains.

>>50371857
In a party of adventurers, on a journey far from home.

>>50371857
Beard measuring contest.

>>50371857

On the outside of a perfectly good skeleton. Seriously, what a waste!

>>50371857
Brewery.

Mushroom-farms, growing plump helmet mushrooms.

In tombs, building elaborate traps to confound looters.

In the river, getting eaten by legendary carp.

In a chamber of his own construction, having walled himself in after forgetting which side to stand on while building said wall.

The gates of the fortress, apparently having decided that he would rather bludgeon the goblins to death with his crossbow than employ the many bolts I provided for him.

A hole in the ground, probably built in shame after realizing he was a were-sheep and would be hunted by adventurers.

>>50371857
Military Barracks

Machine Shop/Factory

Vehicle assembly yard.

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>>50371857
A brothel. Where else do whores go?

>>50371857
A forge

In a nice stew

Under your elven wife in the middle of the night

>>50371912
best in thread so far

Unintentionally spelunking in your mom's vagina.

On /k/.

I saw a dwarf shopping where I work, today.
She could hardly see over the trolley.

>>50371857
1. In the alley behind the tavern
2. In front of the tavern asleep
3. In a blacksmith shop

a pub or a quarry

a porn shoot

>>50371857
Tied to a stake being burned as a mutant

>>50371857
Under Drew's desk.

>>50372060
necromancer plz

>>50372150
muh left side
>>50374428
muh riht side

>>50371857
In House Lannister

>>50371857
Fighting the elephants.

>>50371857
Standing on another dwarf's shoulders and wearing a long coat.

A circus.

A circus below the mines, admittedly.

A tyranid's stomach.

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Things you keep saying to the Party Bard.

>>50376535
"That artistic pseudonym is way too boring. Have you considered changing it to something something explosion?"

>>50376535
Do not fuck this up.

>>50376535

"Flies spread disease. So keep yours closed."

>>50376535
It's SLAY with an S, got it?

>>50376535
Just.... DO THINGS for once in your fucking life.

Misread that as "things the party says to me when I play Bard."

>>50372020
That was so bad I laughed.

>>50376535

I said ANALOGY not ANAL ORGY

>>50371857
Yer mother's bedroom!

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A beach

>>50376535
So... How about playing a song for instance, instead of humping everything that having a tits?

>>50377042
>not fucking anything that has a hole
someone flunked bard school

>>50371857
On a stool
>>50376535
Stop singing you maniac the beholder will wake up again!

>>50377129
I paying him to play oboe, not fucking a zombie.

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>>50377270
Well thats being saved in my no context folder.

>>50376535
Are you sure you didn't get syphilis?

>>50377340
Why in the nine fucking hells do you even need that folder?

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Alessio Cavatore takes what he learnt making the mlp rpg and applys it to the next edition of warhammer.

>>50377403
Why the fuck not

>>50377129
>not finding holes where there aren't
Someone dropped before college

>>50377589
well at least the factions will be interesting again

>>50371857
Browsing /pol/

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>>50377589
The center story is now a noblesse story with one court with a horse motif. Primaches of friendship appear and slowly disintegrate and lead to infighting. Leading half the court being expelled to the moon in a spaceship; becoming the lunar ponies, and thus explorer the galaxy. Those left behind become the craftworld ponies.

A thousand years later the Primarches reappear within the common serfs/ nobles/ and mighty wizards, thus delineated into the Earth/ Pegasus/ and Unicorn classes. The Lunar ponies return with knowledge and trade beyond the wildest dreams. but in the process and adventures have grown colder and pirate in their way and methods. The question to the primarches now is whether to wage war or peace towards their dark cousins

>>50378807
fuck i auctualy kind of want this

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>>50377589
>applys
Immersion ruined.

>>50371857
At a forge. Obviously.

>>50377589
Pretty Marines become Canon.

>>50376535
Why is this flute so wet? You know what, don't answer that

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>>50379499
Oh you know why.

>>50379499
Because everything needs some love, one way or another.

>>50376689
Ha

>>50376689
nice