It's my big day tomorrow /tg/ so do me a solid and stat me,

>>50355448
sage/10

>Charisma: ELECTRIFYING

>>50355448
Well, I can't smell what he's cooking, so he has that going for him.

>>50355448
M4 WS6 BS4 S5 T5 W3 A2 Ld17

>>50355448
Have fun getting upstaged by yet another strong, independent, Disney Princess, who's got something to prove to the world.

What ever happened to Disney movies like "the Rescuers" Or "Emperor's new Groove", or "Lilo and Stitch" that didn't have generate a new toy line for little girls to be counted as successful?

>>50356357
>what is zootopia?

>>50356378
not disney

>>50356386
>Zootopia is a 2016 American 3D computer-animated comedy-adventure film produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures.

>>50356357
Emperor's New Groove was just Disney trying to beat Dreamworks at their own game.

The Rescuers was indeed successful, but strong independent princess movies blew it out of the water.

>>50356378
>strong, independent, Disney Princess, who's got something to prove to the world.

Remove the princess part, and Judy Hopps fits the bill to a T. Also

>inb4 "furry trash"

>>50356357
Doctor Strange?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg8wePgXDIY

Fuck fuck you Rock

Stat this guy /tg/

>>50356386
Literally the same studio that made moana, try again

>>50356386
this thread is going places.....

>>50356426
Marvel and Star Wars movies don't really count as Disney. They may be technically owned and funded by Disney, but they're still based upon pre-existing canons and not developed with the typical Disney creative process.

>>50355448
>[Māui's] last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

So is this particular story going to be featured or what.

>>50356464
Let's be honest, This started as a "Stat me" thread, which means it was never supposed to be on the rails in the first place.

>>50356476
>is the story where he turns into a worm and crawls into a woman's vagina going to be featured in a Disney movie?
You have insulted the collective intelligence of humanity by asking that question.

>>50356451
Is that guido sarducci?

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Feats: The arm knuckle of populous
Bury under stone

Skills: fragrant cuisine
Denial of your thoughts
Presenting individual items

Note: has many many admirers, and has been know to shock those who may not believe that he
Is the prodigious individual.

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>>50356386
>developed and produced by disney
>the tagline was literally "from the creators of Frozen"
>not disney

>>50356505
Is it that hard to identify a flippant remark or what.

>>50356564
Have you not seen the hordes of dumbasses around here that are stupid enough to ask a question like that?

>>50356464
Good. Usually these threads never go anywhere fun, and just end up killing another thread for no good reason. I'd rather have it descend into Skub. At least that way, someone ends up having fun.

Aw crap, we're in for another "hey /tg/ this movie came out I wanna game it!" wave, aren't we

>>50355592
>announcing sage
reported :^)

>>50356944
Like you never did that

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>>50356476
>Yfw Maui raped his own daughter to create an army of violent demi-gods to overthrow the Hawaiian goddess of the koa tree so that he could finally cut one down and build his own canoe so that he could finally go fishing without having to get wet.

>>50356514
10/10 image and post. More people should aspire to be like you, 2bh.

>>50357207
Fuck off I'm not some creatively bankrupt, fickle infant with zero attention span whose world revolves around whatever they saw last.

>>50357285
You probably are.

>>50356451
Explosives at 10.
Flowers at 9.
Still not tough enough to handle a the People's Elbow.

>>50356378
WHAT DO THE FUCKING CARNIVORES EAT???

>>50359767
They eat plant based proteins, insects and fish. one of the writers confirmed it in an interview and then on his twitter.

>>50359876

So fish aren't people in Zootopia. Good to know.

>>50355448
Why is The Rock voicing Jack Black?

>>50356451
>"Boom. No more Chinese laundry."
For some reason, this is the quote from this character that stayed with me for ever.

>>50356476
I'm confused by that entire greentext

>>50360018
It seems like birds aren't people either, or reptiles no one likes to talk about the race wars.

>>50355448
Dex: 11
Str: 20
Con: 17
Int: 7
Wis: 7
Cha: 7

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>Why would anyone try and shill a disney film on a mongolian thoat singing forum?

>>50364956
I give up

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>>50356476
And I thought ancient greeks had some fucked up mythology

O.k... it's Op here.

It's the next day.


Does Anyone want to 'actually' stat him?

>>50366292
NO

no hang yourself you fucking plebian scumbag nigger asshole shitl icking fucktard

>>50366292
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Goblinoid)
Hit Dice: 3d8+3 (16 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 17 (+1 Dex, +3 natural, +2 leather armor, +1 light wooden shield), touch 11, flat-footed 16
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4
Attack: Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2)
Full Attack: Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., scent
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 15, Dex 12, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 9
Skills: Climb +3, Hide +4, Listen +4, Move Silently +6, Spot +4
Feats: Alertness, Weapon Focus (morningstar)
Environment: Temperate mountains
Organization: Solitary, gang (2-4), or band (11-20 plus 150% noncombatants plus 2 2nd-level sergeants and 1 leader of 2nd-5th level)
Challenge Rating: 2
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +1

>>50366292
Wait...Someone who made a Stat me thread actually WANTED stats?!?! Usually these threads are code for "talk about X character or Franchise with occasional stats so this thread doesn't get killed for being off topic".

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>>50366418
>During your sailings, a lone Bugbear aproaches your ship, carrying a club that looks like a hook made out of bone and only wearing a thong of leaves.

>>50356476
How was that plan supposed to unfold exactly?

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>>50356476
>>50367999

Hine-punani-te-poon was the goddess of death, the rock thought it would grant human imortality if he reversed birth himself in the goddess of death.

>>50368192
>deepest lore.jpg

>>50356476
>obsidian teeth in her vagina.
I'm speechless.

>>50368262
well when you spend all your life playing highlander and absorbing peoples souls, you don't have time to write about anything besides sex and death

>>50356476
Okay which one of you fuckers did this?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maui_(Maori_mythology)

>hooking the sun
these roadhog buffs are getting out of hand

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>>50356476

>>50366335
Are you ok