You find the following enchanted object

neat, i sell it in an attempt to save towards an item that i actually want

>>50331576
It keeps your clothes neat and without wrinkles. Just ignore the moans.

I first take it into town and find a wizard of some sort to identify its magical enchantments and sell it for tons of money towards what I really want, unless of course said object did have some use.

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As you turn around, a mysterious merchant offers to trade you OP's object for the object pictured

The mysterious merchant tells you that placing a stick of suitable diameter into the "rear" and turning the crank will cause the stick to become a suitable tool for writing or marking.

>>50331576

This will greatly enhance my ABSjurer abilities.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>50331576
>>50332165
I punch the GM in the nuts

>>50334079
You roll so well that you accidentally punch yourself in the nuts and instantly die from the pain!

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>>50334095
I actually had a GM who railroaded with bullshit like that quite often.
He killed himself.

Oh neat. I'm sure this Totem of Yoga Flexibility will give me a bonus on Escape Artist or Acrobatics checks or something.

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You happen upon the following enchanted tome

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You come across the following the following meme in a dead hobgoblin's My Pictures folder.

I like the idea of objects from the "real world" as enchanted or cursed items.

The ero-rpg Rance has many such items. Example: The best ninja dagger in the world is merely a kitchen knife from our reality.

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>>50331576
Wanna swap for a golden magical crotch dispenser?

>>50334864
Go watch the Lego Movie.

Like, now.

>>50334729
Goddamnit Abdul...

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>>50331576
Seems better than the cursed one I have. My jaws hurt so much.

What is it supposed to depict?

>>50332165
neat

>>50334120
how

>>50341232
ODed and drove his car off of a mountain

>>50341232
discovered something about hillary

>>50341287
that isnt really suicide

>>50341494
Nobody said suicide.

>>50341697
"he killed himself" implied it.

>>50341743
Would you have really felt better if he'd said, "Gravity killed him."

>>50342795
yes actually

>>50342897
Jack Daniel, Alexander Flemming and Isaac Newton killed him. Henry Ford was held as an accomplice but later released

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>>50341287

>>50331576
I find out what it does and then if I cant find a good use for it I chuck it for gold.