>>50330068
>Storytime threads
>>50331055
I want to laugh but all I can do is weep.
>>50332232
Well I just got flashbacks
>>50332302
So the recruitment ads have matured from killing balrogs and conquering mountains to having cqc with fishes then?
>>50332367
Did she died?
>>50331055
I don't really get it.
>>50330881
>Give the PCs a political investigation game, like they asked for
>They can't figure out any of the clues
>They just hang around playing word games and bickering
>Can't even keep their character names straight
>Push them into a situation where they can be of some us in the story
>They keep fucking around and get killed
>>50332433
Rincewind, Pratchett, Alzheimers.
>>50332443
>>50332457
>That's not justice
But she's flat. How is it not justice?
>>50332480
> branched out
> poplar
The person who writing the article knew what he was doing.
Also, needs a name.
>>50332457
>>50332513
>progressingfurtherintotheMagicalRealm.jpg
>>50332513
>addingtemplates.jpg
>>50332513
>cantsomeoneelsedoit.jpg
>>50332408
Pretty sure that's from a Paranormal film or something - sunbeds don't suddenly close with that kind of force, why would they?
>>50332443
>cognitohazard.gif
But really, fucking ouch. Good one.
>>50332709
This reminds me to RPGs with scaling quest rewards when you go back as high level and do all of the easy quests you skipped. It's like, "Thanks for clearing out those 3 rats from my cellar. Here's a magical item that costs more than the total GDP of this village.
>>50332683
Damn
>>50330042
>>50332531
shaving that terrible beard was the best choice he could have made in life
>>50332638
actually Rogues are one of the best grappling classes in 5e because Expertise scales up your Athletics checks far above what the dumb jock fighter can hope to achieve
>>50331055
That's so bittersweet all I can say is "FUCK YOU WITH ALL THE FUCKS THERE ARE TO FUCK!"
>>50332904
Thats... the joke?
>#TheStruggleIsReal
These books don't actually exist, do they?
>>50332916
well it was a shit joke then, because who are we supposed to assume is the rogue? the lithe young lady or the badass murder robot?
>>50332967
Are you okay?
>>50332940
>>50332964
meh, hamlet sucked anyway
#glamis#cawdor#witches#bitches
>>50332996
no, but that seems beside the point
>>50332901
Is she not wearing any earpro?
Ouch.
>>50332967
I assume the one doing the grappling.
>>50333000
>>50332964
>>50332940
> not reading the superior version of HamletIt's actually quite witty and funny. Ryan North's To Be Or Not To Be.
>>50332964
>These books don't actually exist, do they?
https://www.amazon.com/YOLO-Juliet-OMG-Shakespeare-William/dp/0553535390
>Two families at war.
>A boy and a girl in love.
>A secret marriage gone oh-so-wrong.
> <3 and h8. The classics just got a whole lot more interesting. ;)
>tl;dr A Shakespeare play told through its characters texting with emojis, checking in at certain locations, and updating their relationship statuses. The perfect gift for hip theater lovers and teens.
>>50333118
>>50332654
why did you have to remind me of that video
>>50333118
Best thing is that it doesn't even degrade Shakespeare's literally value.Mostly because his works were utterly worthless to begin with.
>>50333246
Nice opinion
>>50333412
Shakespeare's creative process can be summed up like this:
>steal something from the Italians
>add sex jokes
>>50333412
It was the populist sitcom of its day. Being old doesn't make it highbrow or insightful.
>>50333455
>>50333566
Enlarge Person.png
>>50333566
>red mage who can cast black and white magic (plus weapons) multi-classed into black mage and white mage
>>50333601
why
>>50333615
Higher-level spells.
>>50333615
The same reason why bards multiclass into wizards and clerics.
>>50333630
>>50333679
How that BAB coming along?
>>50333698
>attacking
>>50332388
Hueahue.
>>50332472
Fucking druids.
>>50333698
>not using persistent auto-casting true strike artifact
>>50333985
>not casting wish every round
????
>>50332515
src?
>>50332196
That episode was fantastic
>>50332683
I save this vid every time I see it. I probably have 10 or 20 copies of it by now. But it's just SO SMOOTH
>>50332196
Where is this from?
>>50332913
Is this a reference to that SCP that kills you if you look at it's face?
>>50334908
What was her name?
>>50334943
>>50334908
Doesn't matter.
>>50334908
>>50334438
Sovietwomble. He makes funnys on youtube.
I just got a new one I think is funny. And I'm gonna dump the others I have too.
>>50335375
>>50335392
>>50335420
>>50335433
>>50332913
I don't get thihwqnbh8gujib0o8rihb nvk2m4.HN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>50332202
S-source
>>50335464
>>50335481
>>50335481
>>50335529
>>50335392BUFFS IN NOVEMBER!
>>50333461
It is pretty entertaining though, some are quite funny once you get used to the language.
>>50335561
>>50335600
>>50335619
>>50335636
>>50335650
>>50335664
>>50335686
>>50335707
>>50335722
>>50335449
Me neither. Mind explaining? Does looking at mountains turn you into a chaos spawn?
>>50335734
>>50335478
Jack o Nine Tails
>>50335750
>>50335766
>>50335738
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096
Then read: http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a
>>50335774
>>50335795
>>50335814
>>50335831
And this is the last of mine.
>>50333246
You can argue literary value because art is subjective, but you can't argue that Shakespeare had a huge impact on the English language's development, standardization, and legitimacy abroad as a language of culture and artistic expression, a bit like what Dante did for Italian.
>>50334991
>>50332225
>Willem Dafoe Nosferatu tattoo
Crazy bitch actually figured out how to de-sexualize herself entirely
>>50332983
I love this comic so much
>>50335761
Is that wakaliwood? I love those guys.
>>50332472
RIP birdo
>>50335785
Huh, neat. Thanks for the read, Anon.
>>50332586
>the clenched fist posture
>the uncontrollable shaking
I feel you robro
>>50332732
>RKOcounter.webm
>>50332638
Source? Google gives nothing.
Also for this if someone would be so kind.
>>50335600
Fucking gets me every time
I save these images in the hope that one day I can show my grandchildren what we were capable of
>>50336214
Found a youtube video called "anime strangle" that claimed it was full metal panic.
As for your one, all you needed to search keanu reaves recent filmography, it was some one called 47 or ronin or something like that.
>>50332586
You know, I actually used to feel pretty bad for Adam Jensen, but seeing how much of a dick he was to that robot I think what happened to him was poetic justice.
>>50336214
That's it. I'm sick of all this Short sword bullshit that's going on in Dwarf Fortress right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Bronzebasements for 2,400,000 (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid adamantine with my katana.
Human smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as Dwarven swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a short sword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect an Axelord wearing full steel plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why The Tongs of Foraging never bothered conquering Humans? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Humans and their katanas of destruction. Even in the battle for Tombfrothing, Dwarven soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the game. Here are the raws I propose for Katanas:
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_KATANA]
[NAME:katana:katanas]
[SIZE:700]
[SKILL:SWORD]
[TWO_HANDED:57500]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:52500]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:4]
[ATTACK:EDGE:9999999999:99999999999:slash:slashes:NO_SUB:1250]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK:EDGE:99999:9999999:stab:stabs:NO_SUB:1000]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:9999999:9999999:slap:slaps:flat:1250]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:99999:9999999:strike:strikes:pommel:99999999]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
>>50336214
full metal panic, I believe it's the second season
>>50334594
The joke is the fact that everybody is trying to see something in an image that's too low quality to actually make out the detail.
>>50332749
PeeGee is a gem
>>50332443
Holy fuck that destroyed my brain, got a fucking headache
>>50332443
I feel nothing but a slight twinge of pain in my eyes. Does this mean I have good saves?
>>50332225
I remember that story!
Also, source?
>>50332472
That bird is so fucking high.
>>50335433
>adding random diacritics to writing to make it seem evil and exotic
Are Anglos really this simple minded
>>50337262
but anon, the polish are evil!
>>50336214
Second season of Full Metal Panic!
>>50337262
It͢'s͢ ͡pro͟b͡àbl͝y͝ ̢a han͡ǵov́er͡ ͠fŕơm zalgo͟ ̀s̀c͟ri̶p̛t text.͘
>>50336763
The object in question is still like two pixels tall in the full, much larger image.The object in question doesn't care and will still fuck you up
>>50335795
Probably a bad example. The guard called both girls out on their bullshit and told them to get the fuck out.
>>50335831
sauce?
>>50337304
fortunately we don't use any of the ones in the comic, we just use ą, ę, ł, ś, ć, ń, ó, ż and ź
>>50337304
The à is used in a bunch of Romance, Celtic and East Asian languages. ā is also fairly widespread in its use. It's mostly Romanizations. š is mostly used in Czech, Baltic and South Slavic languages, but not Polish. ô is found in French, as far as I know.
>>50337323
Probably.
>>50332408
>Not recognizing CGI this fucking obvious
Git gud scrub.
>>50332291
now that theme is gonna be stuck in my head all night
actually pretty awesome, cheers anon
>>50332348
what ad was this from again? I remember seeing it somewhere
>>50332443
Literally had a seizure, no joke.
>>50332407
hey, pretty good title
>>50332443
I decided to try staring at it to see what would happen and I seem to have lost a few hours wtf happened?
>>50338475
Can't stop - my sides
>>50338421
Something for Magicka. They had a lot of those.
If you don't notice, look at her left hand.
>>50338533
I thought she was holding a tablet or something in her hand.
I had to do a double take. That's some powerful stupidity.
>>50338602
>Holding a gun by the barrel pointed at her vital organs
>>50338626
2 guns.
>>50334991
Damn my curiosity, but good sir, I demand sauce on that image.
>>50338661
Everyone always misses the rifle propped against her groin, barrel up. Hell, I missed it until someone pointed it out.
>>50338726
sauce
>>50338746
Wish I knew
>>50338661
Shit, I missed that. That's just balls to the wall retarded.
>>50335899
What's more, screwing around with language to express things more colorfully is quintessential Shakespeare. He invented many words still used today. Publishing a "text-speak" version of a few of his plays is arguably in the spirit of his works, though they lose a lot for their lack of iambic pentameter.
>>50338711
Sorry to say I don't have it.
>>50338475
>survived an atomic blast
"Oh shit I'm late for work"
>>50338949
Culture of suicide.
>>50331055
This is at the same time the most amusing, heartwarming, and crushingly depressing thing I've read for a long while.
>>50338978
>>50338949
N'aaah, dude. It's actually pretty common. After something traumatic happens, you try to make your life normal again, to pretend that shit didn't just happen. You can also often fixate on something ("I'm late for work...The boss is gonna be angry") that's nonsensical, because at that point the whole fucking world seems nonsensical and you need to be able to sort your thoughts around a fixed point.
>>50338798
>That's just balls to the wall retarded.
POGs, man.
>>50339290
People of Gender?
>>50339372
Personal Other than Grunts ie army burecrats and dentists.
>>50339394
>burecrats
*bureaucrats
>>50338418
>Anima
My nigga.
>>50338475
His son, named in honor of the two bombs he survived, Hiroshima Nagasaki would eventually go on to own this whole website Huh, really makes you think about all the coincidences in the world.
>>50334594
>>50335449
>>50335738
It's a carlos filename and the OP got you all really good with it. You're all rolling perception (looking at thee picture, and the circled portion of it most likely), when you should be realizing that there's nothing in the picture and the filesize is too small to demonstrate anything of note in the image even if something was there in the first place.
>>50332638
>One of twins
>Lesbian wincest-implied twins
>Neck snapped.
God DAMMIT Japan, this is why we don't let you have nice things!!!
No, I don't have source.and wouldn't want it anyway, since I KNOW that the actual manga has this sequence reversed...
>>50339675
but I NEED IT!
Found this last filename thread. If there's the humor equivalent of MUH DICK, it's thoroughly appropriate here, because I legit almost died laughing.
>>50339675
Whats the manga?
>>50339700
one of Mizuryu Kei's doujins, fuck if I know which though.
>>50339700
I repeat, no idea, but I know what happens because
>It's JAPAN
and many times, predictability is the name of the game regarding porn...and anime...and manga...you get the idea.Pic: MFW I heard that RWBY had low ratings in Japan because "The characters were 'flat'."
Motherfuckers wouldn't know character development and pacing if it bit them on the dick.
>>50339777
>Motherfuckers wouldn't know character development and pacing if it bit them on the dick.
I'm not certain if you're trying to imply that RWBY is somehow good or that Japan has a serious problem of "seeing a speck in another's eye when you have a log in your own".
>>50338067
But anon, that's Settler's of Catan.
>>50339777
RWBY is trash
>>50339420
Sauce?
>>50340145
Yokazura Quartet
>>50339844Japan characters: The Loli, the Tsundere, The girl-next-door, the slutty one, the serious one, the ditz etc.
They cookie-cutter the fuck out of their tropes and archetypes ALL the time, especially in harem anime with the stupid 'male lead paired up with violent, jealous bitch' stereotype, and they have the GALL to accuse a series that doesn't do that as having "Flat, One-Dimensional Characters"? My opinion on RWBY is irrelevant, as THAT is so bullshit, I'm using it to fertilize my garden.
So yeah, dust/log, glass houses and stones, the kettle shouting at the pot "What the FUCK did you call me!?", that's why it leaves me awestruck for sheer stupidity.
>Your head is wedged so far up your ass, you're giving butterfly kisses to your prostate
>>50339290
spotted one >>50339372
>>50340209
>a series that doesn't do thatBut anon, RWBY's characters are exactly as cookie-cutter stereotypical as you would expect from a series that calls itself "anime-inspired" like it's a good thing.
>>50332225
kink university
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1500265908
>>50332513
>Nechronica.jpg
>>50335994
Can I get a source? It looks interesting.
>>50340438
6 billion demons or something.
>>50332513I would a #3 in a heartbeat
>>50340438
http://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/
>>50340209
>basing any opinion with harem anime.
It's like basing your opinion on vampires based on romantic fiction.
>>50332436
Best advice I ever recieved, always overestimate their combat skills, and underestimate their puzzle solving skills. Made an encounter? add an extra orc. Created a puzzle? snap it down a notch.
>>50340209
>especially in harem anime
>>50340662
Was stupid as it sounds, a lot of harem anime and manga cliches have been leaking over more conventional ones over the last years. It is not universal, though, thankfully.
>>50340749
*As
>>50332717
Yup. Ow.
>>50332443
>>50340797
These never cause me pain, what am I doing wrong?
>>50332717
Is that a Lada?
Damn thing probably isn't even at half HP.
>>50335619
>>50339708
>Sid Meier's Civilization.
>>50340815
Probably just the way your visual cortex is wired. It doesn't trigger the "aww fuck you're overloading the eye-parts, back away slowly" cascades in you.
But yeah, there are gifs out there that you can stare at to basically hack your visual cortex. The after-effects can last for months. Really fucks with your ability to use spreadsheets.
>>50341068
>>50332225
Why is elderly Moot spanking that trap?
Oh, I think I just answered my own question.
>>50340232
That's the point he was making, I believe.
It's like when someone who unironically likes Sword Art Online for non-meme reasons calls something nearly as bad "trash"
>>50340815
Try looking at it on a different device. The refresh rate of your screen might not mesh with it right.
>>50341169
Good lord that is some serious lag.
>>50340624
The post is the plot of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead the sauce on the railroadin.jpg
thank you for being a helpful anon anyway
>>50341242
it's 144hz
>>50341099
I don't like this
>>50340846
...that cheeky motherfucker.
>>50332615
I WOULD PAY LARGE SUMS OF MONEY TO SEE WEEKLY PRESENTATIONS OF GNOMISH GLADIATORIAL COMBAT
With small chariots. Ponies, and bobcats.
>>50341677
Spoony bards are spoony.
>>50340575
Reminder that the first Vampire fiction was a lesbian romance fiction. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla
>>50332472
I really hate people who do this. This cn do permanent damage to animals. Fucking addicts, I dont care what it is. Family used to take care of snakes that people abandoned. One reticulated python was super jacked up because of this. Too skinny because it burnt all its energy trying to kill us because it was now psychotic but always failed because it had no motor control left.
>>50340846
This fucking guy.jpg
>>50332556
He did this so they would have nothing to put in the behind the scene stuff.
not a happy group of people
>>50341149
You know, I thought that was a Richard Dawkins lookalike spanking a woman. Now I'm not so certain.
>>50340998
I know that's Final Fantasy XIV, but how on earth did they do the whole tokusatsu transformation thing?
>>50332408
thats from a premonition movie, one of the first ones
>>50342226
do an emote and equip armor during the animation, probably took a bunch of tries.
>>50342072
Reminder that Varney was collected 15 years earlier.
>>50335392
torb is actually in a great place now
>>50342259
>>50342226
It's a macro. Set it up before hand and you can push a button to get the game to do it for you; you don't have to brute force it with perfect timing.
>>50339708
I love how this series ran the entire checklist on "how to ruin an awesome premise"
>>50342354
What series? And how does it spoil its premise?
>>50342409
>What series?
It's called "GATE: Thus the JSDF Fought Here" or something like that.
>how does it spoil its premise?
It's basically "modern army vs fantasy army", with plenty of modern military hardware on display and in action. Sounds good, right?
Except that premise is squandered very quickly on generic anime tropes, including harem crap.
Also really cringeworthy geopolitics, as Japan claims the lands beyond the other side of the Gate as its own, denies entry to all other nations, including their own allies. Then there's the reasons the other countries want to look into the Gate: China wants to send half their population through, I don't remember the US reasons and Russia is in just for the evilz. None of those nations dare force their way in because the JSDF.
>>50335831
>look at artists signatures
>sparrow
You know what you must do
>>50341813
That's a cool Gundam game
>look at the GUI
>it's fucking Kerbal Space Program
U FOOKIN' WOT
>>50342568
That's a veritech, son.
Macross Represent!
>>50338527
>from the Medal of Honor citation:
Captain Ben L. Salomon was serving at Saipan, in the Marianas Islands on July 7, 1944, as the Surgeon for the 2nd Battalion, 105th Infantry Regiment, 27th Infantry Division. The Regiment’s 1st and 2d Battalions were attacked by an overwhelming force estimated between 3,000 and 5,000 Japanese soldiers. It was one of the largest attacks attempted in the Pacific Theater during World War II. Although both units fought furiously, the enemy soon penetrated the Battalions’ combined perimeter and inflicted overwhelming casualties. In the first minutes of the attack, approximately 30 wounded soldiers walked, crawled, or were carried into Captain Salomon’s aid station, and the small tent soon filled with wounded men. As the perimeter began to be overrun, it became increasingly difficult for Captain Salomon to work on the wounded. He then saw a Japanese soldier bayoneting one of the wounded soldiers lying near the tent. Firing from a squatting position, Captain Salomon quickly killed the enemy soldier. Then, as he turned his attention back to the wounded, two more Japanese soldiers appeared in the front entrance of the tent. As these enemy soldiers were killed, four more crawled under the tent walls. Rushing them, Captain Salomon kicked the knife out of the hand of one, shot another, and bayoneted a third. Captain Salomon butted the fourth enemy soldier in the stomach and a wounded comrade then shot and killed the enemy soldier. Realizing the gravity of the situation, Captain Salomon ordered the wounded to make their way as best they could back to the regimental aid station, while he attempted to hold off the enemy until they were clear. Captain Salomon then grabbed a rifle from one of the wounded and rushed out of the tent. After four men were killed while manning a machine gun, Captain Salomon took control of it. When his body was later found, 98 dead enemy soldiers were piled in front of his position.
Sweet Jesus
>>50342595
FUCKIN HOW THOUGH
>>50342665
Mods
>>50333890
is that a kobold?
>>50342600
Eh, that's good, but not as good as that one German MG42 gunner that basically smoked all of Omaha Beach by himself. That one survived.
>>50333052
and she burned her hands on the hot barrel / slide
she didnt have proper gloves for the hot gun
>>50342671
I hope your favorite character crit fails 3 safety checks in a row.
>>50332408
Considering that top piece weighs all of 70lbs, doubt is. Also it has a catch to keep it from closing all the way, you would have to break it free from the back to close all the way.
>>50342491
>cringeworthy geopolitics
I mean, it's based on manga based on a web novel by a Japanese right-wing nationalist, did you actually expect it to be good?
It's great if you read the manga as a comedy/action series, though.
>>50338949
>>50339172
Also, it was 1945 Japan. Absenteeism was illegal, and your entire paycheck goes to food. You can literally die if you miss work.
>>50335628
>critical hits
>deathbursts
>>50339477http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096
>>50332967
The one that's grappling you stupid fuck
>>50330049
>caster versus martial
>>50342172
Marijuana doesn't do anything worse to animals than it does to humans. Your snake sounds like it was mistreated for several years, not fucked up by reefer madness. There are literally no long term effects weed could have given your snake.
>>50337262
Superlative filename.
>>50338067
But he already had a MtG video, why didn't you use the part from that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuF3T7s7XY
>>50339651
Gargantuan Squiggoths
>>50343980
What did he do right before the table flip? "Double played"? "Double Flame"?
Also I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this and the Catan one above are staged, right? If so, well done.
>>50344409
Yeah, the guy's done a few of these.
There's another one that gets posted on here, where he uses both hands to crush a table.
>>50339633
Requesting sauce
>>50332213
>x0
>>50345139
Witch Girl Academia.
>>50332586
This is how the robot apocalypse starts.
>>50333890
Is this Houston?
The trees make me think Houston.