>Gods are shepherds and we are sheeps

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>tfw wolf among the flock

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>>50321901
>Gods are sheep and we are the shepherds

Why would God waste time with mortals?

>>50321921
why does a shepherd waste time with sheep?

>>50321966

They are tasty and produce flock. What does God get out of acting as a taking care of puny mortals?

>>50321966
Prolly 'cause e's shaggin em, innit?

>>50321981
We are tasty?

>>50322050
Maybe it's our souls which are tasty. They do say food that you've put your heart and soul into is the best tasting, so maybe that means soul is like the secret ingredient on god's spice rack. Like MSG in a Chinese restaurant.

>>50321901
mind=blown

>>50322022
this guy gets it

They have a HUGE ego.

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>>50321916
>The sheeps are gods and we are the shepards

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>>50322414
The are sheeps we
gods the are shepards and

>>50321901
>sheeps

>>50321966
To eat them.
Thus, we can only assume gods want to eat us.
DOWN WITH GODS! WE HAVE NO NEED FOR HUNGERING SLAUGHTERERS!

Baa

Great now my next paladin is going to be sheep themed.

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Then what are these things?

>>50322022
Go home, Zeus, you're drunk.

>>50322613
Raa