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>All Party members are constructs made by a lich and given sentience: Golem, Skeleton, Zombie.
>Decide to be a skeleton bard
>DM: You can't play the trumpet, you don't have any lips
>Entire session wasted on tryiing to find a way for a skeleton to play the trumpet.
>Ended up allowing a similar mind minor fiend to live inside my rib cage and do the blowing for me
Was it a dick move by the DM or is it his call to make?
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>>50302852
>skeleton bard
>not playing the xilophone
You ain't my nigga.
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>>50302852
Skeletons cannot breathe, and trumpets cannot be played without air.
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>>50302862
This nigga knows what's up
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>>50302862
The only possible correct answer.
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>>50302852
That does actually sound like a fun idea for a party.
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>>50303037
It was until the lich 'died' (Big fail on my part),
did you ever try convincing a Golem to play Drums?
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