Does your character have children, /tg/?

After the adventure, yes.
Prior to adventure, no.

>>50281883
He's too busy bringing JUSTICE to the land.

Yeah, a few. You pick up all kinds of stuff as an evil warlord. I think i might even have some of their parents, or at least parts of them.

Nope, chem-gelded.

I had a character an absolutely massive family. I keep adding to the list of them and a bit of descriptions on each.

Do you want the GM to kill them for drama?

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His own? No, he's been a surrogate father a few times due to his own virtues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNx7Wzr9SnM

>>50281962
Never had this happen. You can also defend against this by simply having TOO MUCH FAMILY.

>>50281883
My main character has a son she hides from the world until it's time for him to bring JUSTICE to it. She's a bit of a nutter, so his name is Penitence-before-the-Law. He's the son of another PC who has no idea she's had a kid. But mostly he's being raised offscreen by a dwarven nanny.

My side character is a mother too. She's had 15 kids then decided to go on an adventure when the last of them left home.

Two of my players are also a father-son duo in character.

>>50281883
The GM threw a "super-weapon-little-girl" at us in Dark heresy. So I adopted her in a pre-emtive strike against teen angst. Im fully expecting tradgedy one day.

>>50281913
Get back to /jc/

>>50281883

Eldritch abominations can't have children, and will always be useless to surface worlders, even when actively fighting to save them all.

Can't go back to the pits, because I've killed so many of them now they'd never let me live. Can't be happy on the surface, as after the world is saved, the shining temple will make it a goal to wipe me out and have told me as much. I'll spend the rest of my life as a betentacled monster, hiding as a common knight, hoping never to be noticed.

I'm also in love with my GF's barbarian, but she's not into tentacles and views me as ugly starspawn, so no chance there. Just as well, any child I have has a good chance at fucking the world over just as bad...

Yes but my character abandoned his family after a war.

He did, but they were eaten by fire giants.

>>50281883
Someone PLEASE PLEASE post the pic with the baby centaurs trying to run but since babies can't hold their head straight until they are a few monthes old, they are in a silly posture

>>50281883
sauce?

My for fun character sired bastard children all over while travelling from war to war as a mercenary, never interacted with any of them because he's a generally miserable and sort of evil fuck.

Had an exalted character once, the game was actually about our party of 3 being on the verge of ascendancy. Each of us had amassed either untold wealth, nigh-limitless power or commanded a vast empire.

So naturally, there were females of various races hoping for me to sire a powerful heir. GM played it off pretty amazingly with how it started off with my player character siring children with the queen and a few consorts/ mistresses/ princesses of different parts of my empire, ended up spiraling out of control as my character came to the realization that without him, the children would inevitably fall into discord and wage war upon another. To counteract this (or in other words, limit the scale of the potential xenophobic genocides) he decided to sire children with many of the female heads of vassal states in the empire.

Character ended up ascending but wasn't remembered as "God of Valour and Compassion" as "God of Wisdom, Justice and Virility."

as a frontier knight he doesn't see them much but his Merchant Wife takes good care of them.

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My character is -claiming- children as her own in multiple ways.

Does that count?

>>50281883
One of my characters is the son of an Elf Bard who blew through a tavern and impregnated his mother before moving on without giving a fuck.

I WANT him to have a kid eventually, because wanting to actually be a father is something he cares about very seriously. I don't need to literally impregnate someone, but at least a little orphan kid would be good.

>>50282661
Centaur Yome on sadpanda

>>50283740
thank

My character started out with 14 children. My char has to slay demons just to feed the lil shits

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>>50283835
>father forced into "sacred" hero work solely to feed the mouths of his many, many chilluns
Are you playing Riki?

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>>50281883

>>50281883

Probably.

>>50281900
Prior to the adventure, yes
After the adventure, no

>>50281883
Dunno.

My character's only in the group to look for his lost wife, and is paying the other members to stick with and help him out. I left the fate of the wife up to the GM, said she can be dead, dead and pregnant, A-OK, ran away because she hated my character, etc., I told him I wanted to be surprised. Though with what I mentioned, he's probably going to try and avoid the outcomes I listed to actually shock me, so who knows what'll happen.

My last one did. A grandchild, even. Who was of young adult age. Dude was old as hell, is what I'm saying.

My current character is a sociopath who shouldn't be let anywhere near children. Or most adults, really. He's too busy trying to kill his own father to procreate

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>>50281883
Yes, one of the more retarded members of our party played an unidentified magic flute that turned out to be sacred to not!Pan. The party made a luck roll, my lizardman paladin botched it, and ended up vomiting out a fertile egg that hatched a few weeks later due to time travel fuckery.
Pretty sure the DM's forgotten about it at this point, but he has a tendency to bring up little things like that when you least expect it.

>>50283907
Why is Rikki so based?
And why is Tatsu so shit?

>>50284482
Because he is Bionis' best daddypon
Because he was explicitly designed to be the opposite of Riki

>>50281883
He actually likes explaining things endlessly and so gets along well with kids. He's also a bit too autisms to go and find himself a wife because "hold on just finishing these projects first".

Should one girl be crazy enough to go after him, she may as well just use his obliviousness; he'll probably be 2-3 kids into his marriage before what he's done even hits him.

>>50283175
How the fuck do you drop the bass using child belly?

Not anymore, they died during a civil war. During the war, he threw himself into suicide missions as a way to deal with his grief, killing everyone related to those that killed his child and wife.

Eventually him surviving led to him gaining fame and becoming drafted into a special unit.

>>50284746
Very carefully.

>>50281883
My current character? No

The character I was playing before him, on the other hand, was an ancient dwarf woman who lived in a swamp and grumbled about her kids and grandkids not showing her enough respect

She was a lot of fun to play as

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My 386 year old Dwarf fighter had both his sons die in a goblin and kobold invasion and then had his wife die to illness/age. So part of his quest with the party was eventually retaking the lost dwarven stronghold that his sons died at.

>>50284746
Lolis and catgirls are both miracles of the universe

Combine them and wondrous impossibilities become your new reality

>>50281883
Yeah.

>>50281883
Yes...until the DM kill them.

>>50281883
Yes, but she lives with the ex-wife who divorced me, and was cheating on me with my best friend. Convinced our daughter that the whole reason that she was cheating was because I was working too much...for the military, on boarder patrol keeping out orcs. That obviously I didn't love them because I would go to work so they could have freedom, and safety.

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>>50281883
Yes, my current shadowrun character is basically pic related in street samurai form right down to his son tagging along learning the ropes. It's kinda interesting having a 12 year old as the backup getaway driver and the backup muscle punching contacts out for swearing in front of his boy.

>>50281883
Nephew would be the closest thing for the most recent. Well ok, there are probably a few bastards out and about the solar system, he's famous, but chances are just the the myriad impending lawsuits those popping up are also probably suppressed by the legal team. Probably for the best. He's already paranoid enough of people targeting his known family, and a tad mentally unhinged.

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>>50284052
Fuckin'
This

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>>50282008
Makes sense...
Thank you for this insight, anon

>>50281883
Accidentally.

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>>50286446
>stop liking what I don't like
no
>>50281883
Also to make an on-topic post, generally no as I don't want the GM to portray my OC donut-steel and get it wrong or just kill it off or kidnap it. Also I generally make more career-oriented or lone wolf characters come to think of it (aged wizard consumed by his studies, a hardened veteran knowing only war, a ranger who spends his life as a hermit to find peace, etc.) with lower Cha. If they have high Cha then they usually are some sort of Paladin or Paladin-esque figure consumed with a cause rather than rearing a family.

My Half-Elf has a son with a Minotaur.

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my friend drew this because I made an off hand drunken joke one night

>>50286866
fucking horrifying

Why are these human man betraying their people and marrying monsters?!

>>50284326
>inb4 you are your own wife just from a later point in life

>>50281883
After I realized I couldn't have kids I stopped doing that in games, it's really weird now. Same reason I don't feel cool having love interests in games unless they're obviously terrible ideas.

>>50287749
Not that part you dingus. Centaurs by themselves are fine. The're a staple fantasy race originating in classical mythology and should pass by any but the most autistic of suspensions of disbelief.

The problem is that the human bit is carrying the child.

>>50287534
Because monsters are cute.

>>50287534
As the man greater than myself once put it - the appeal of mostergirl is that the monster is on the outside.

>>50287534
It is human destiny to bone all the races of the world.

Haven't you ever heard of Saint Kirk?

Not really. Unless it's a demon child witches tend to be the spinster type.

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>>50288289
You can always adopt cute orphaned / abandoned child and raise her to be a good girl.

>>50281883
He has at least three great-great-grandchild that tested geneticly to be related, and probably has many who have no idea. The perils of immortallity and fucking everything that moved in your 20s while being stupid rich.

>>50287977
What about human women? Who will continue the species?

>>50281883
>dual pussy centaur
>human half comes out front pussy
>horse half comes out the horse pussy
>the two attach themselves like some horror movie parasite thing

>>50288800
Well that would actually make the birth easier.

>>50288800
What if you keep them separate? Do you get a humanless centaur?

>>50289349
It would be very painful.

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>Does your character have children, /tg/?
Sure, why not just ask the GM to fuck my shit up from the get-go? Am I a paladin, too?

>tfw you destroy half of the poor part of a city after blowing up a airship that was trying to bomb it.
>tfw you decide to take up the orphans of the event,even though you were the one who made them homeless/parentless in the first place.
>tfw you force those adopted children of yours to kill Goblins and other creatures to make them stronger.
>tfw they love you as the greatest father.

It feels all the good.

>>50281883
Quite often. I send them letters usually that are the session summary and thus most of my GMs get cold feet about harming them.

>>50289371
But it's a big centaur.

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>>50281883
He's 70 years old. His children have children.

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>>50281883
He does not.

Who's gonna settle down with a rat-witch anyway?

>>50289806
FOR YOU

No. My character is a) young b) prude and c) a cleric

Not going to happen either I'd wager.

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>>50281929
my man.

Kinda.
I adopted the King's children after I killed him and his wife.

>>50290205
Do you want to get killed in a dramatic duel?

>>50281883
In backstory, yes. His wife left him and took the kids because "Professional Monster Hunter/Detective" isn't a real job and he was a shit dad. His motivation for adventuring is paying off the huge alimony and child support bills that he still owes on.

Why would human + centaur = centaur?

>>50291304
Maybe it follows Elder Scrolls rules and only the mother's race matters?

>>50283952
That picture is still wrong.
Human babies are born incompetent because they'd be too big for the mother to pass otherwise. Since that's not an issue the human baby side would be as developed i a centaur the human side would be just as "developed" as the colt side.
The human side would be developed like a 2-3 years old or however old it takes for human babies to learn to walk/run

>>50282654

-> >>50283952

My character went insane and magically removed his genitalia as a young adult. All his piss goes directly to the elemental plane of piss. This is the best way to ensure you aren't railroaded into fucking NPCs if you're stuck with a creep GM.

>>50281883
One of my older characters from a near-decade long campaign progenated an entire species after the entire population of the world was wiped out as a result of the war that got him and his crew on their godly thrones.

They were basically lizardfolk.

So yeah. He has a lot of kids, is their patron deity. His domain is perseverance, so survivalism, pushing towards civilisation, darwinist societies, etc. Their civilisation reflects him and his priesthood prospers there and elsewhere in the world, made the race in Pathfinder race generator and apparently a guy the DM is running for made one of my race's clerics of my character. Feels good.

I once played a Lone Wolf and Cub type character, a warrior teaching his preteen son how to be a man while adventuring. In the very first session the kid got kidnapped. Various shenanigans and half a campaign later he finally got his son back, only for a plan to go awry causing his son fall into a poison-induced coma. Three sessions after that my warrior died and his son ended up a permanent vegetable living with his aunt. This entire campaign was filled with crit fails and non-stop GM roll fudging just to keep him alive.

>>50282561
She will be once you put the tentacles into her.

>>50290040
Why can't clerics have kids? Lolth's clerics are battle-moms.

>>50290205
Could be worse. You could have killed the king and taken his wife for your own. That never ends well. Just ask Oedipus.

>>50291864
Wondering the same thing, the Cleric and Paladin of my last campaign got together at the end...

>>50282561
>Eldritch abominations can't have children
What sort of pathetic outer horror are you?

>>50291882
Yeah, he was a motherfucking tool

>>50292111
It's not like the dude had a choice, the gods fucked him over hard.

>>50281883
Yes. He's got 3 fully grown children, all married and with their own families. I write to them when I get a chance. Send most of my share of the loot money away to them as well.

It's an interesting roleplaying experience

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>>50282008
>DM: your father and mother both died at the hands of the bandits.
>You: Which ones?
>DM: Er...What?
>You: I was raised by 11 step-parents, 27 orphanages, and 19 adopted parents. Which parents got axed?
>DM: Um your real biological parents?
>You: Never met them, they abandoned me. Ergo, I don't care.
> DM: Then your sister and biological brother were killed too
>You: I've got < 200 of each: My parents were spiders and we were all poly-morphed into humans before they abandoned us. You gotta try harder.

>>50291331
So like Pokémon?

Does the monstergirl universe have a Ditto equivalent?

>>50292720
Slime girls I assume

Irish Catholic character in a modern game
My character was in his 50's so the GM had me roll a d12 for kids
>12
At least a third were in college so, it was bearable to live in the 3 story house.

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>>50288289
>>50288320
This is basically what my character did. He'd find war orphans, find a way to smuggle them home, and get his children to raise them. To bad he didn't make it to raise them properly.

Then again I played him like a stereotypical 50-60-ish overbearingly grandfather type.

>>50281883
My character is a 15-year old girl.
So, you know, she's got two or three on the way.

>>50291455
Counterpoint: neonatal head size is a trait that's evolved over the past two million years, while the gods only created centaurs a few thousand years ago.

>>50281883
de facto adopted a child whose parents were killed during a zombie attack. so... yes.

>>50286866
huh?
Is that some kind of ethereal filcher or something?

>>50287977
Who?

>>50293629
A brave man from beyond the stars who bold came and went where no man had before.

>>50288425
Oh, we bone them too. Worry not.

>>50293765
We aren't saying all humans are super sluts...but when was the last time you ever heard of a half dwarf?

It isn't just the male humans banging everything in their path you know.

>>50281883
Not with a filthy beastmen, thank you very much.

>>50293848
Are half- subspecies with a human as one of the parents breed with other half- subspecies? Or are they infertile?

Can species who normally could not breed at all suddenly now be able to with human DNA thrown into the mix due to how compatible they are with literally every living creature?

In my last game of exalted my Character Ferrorus had a 8 year old daughter who was a cute, strong willed, wonderful, young woman.

Too bad my wife thought I was dead, risked her life to save our daughter and ended up Abyssal Exalted. She wasn't aware I was a solar, and by the time she got back, found her daughter gone swore vengeance on the man who took her and is chasing me to get her back. Even if she knew it was me, Abyssal exaltation and all...she hates me and has a sick, Yandere sort of love for our daughter.

>>50281883
Maybe eventually, but he's only in his late 100s. No point pulling the trigger until he's developed a self-powered flying machine, at the earliest.

>>50293912
If the bard can knock up a boulder, I'm going to say yes. Humans are practically the ditto of fantasy worlds.

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>>50281883
Yes.
He's a cartoonishly evil antipaladin, but loves his now teenage daughter, though he is struggling with her newfound inpendence.

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>>50293952
I like that.

>>50293952
I have a soft spot for villains who really care for their family.

>>50292150
Anon the pun was pretty obvious

We had this crazy girl who played this barbarian guy, whenever there was a girl under 40 she would make it a point to try to fuck/rape her. Right now her guy has several bastards lying around.

>>50281883
My favorite character, Ragar Slagdamned, God rest his soul. Was the only character I had the ever sired children.

I should start from the beginning...
The scene is an Outpost that is guarded by Ragar's family. This is a minor citadel, far from any Orc Horde. But still his family keeps an eternal vigil over it's walls. At this time, he was known in the Common tongue as Korgavaan the 13th. Strong and brave in battle, one to make his Ancestors proud. His father was due to give him the Citadel's Shield. Showing that he was it's master and Guardian. His Brother accepted this, he was of the Clergy, and thus was forbidden to hold government office unless in emergency. He had a fair Dwarven Maiden he had his heart set on. She loved him, and he returned it in full. He had fashioned many trinkets and tools to show his devotion to her. She had given him a knotted rope to tie his hair with, 434 knots. A sacred number in their culture.

One day however, the clouds darkened. From the mountains came the largest GreenSkin horde ever seen since the ages of Dalin first and Only. He readied his people for battle, and sent away the civilians to their Capital of Kor- Machkteth. He knew that his Father's Citadel would not stand, unless a great sacrifice was made. He went to the Forge Father of the Citadel, and begged him to preform the ancient rites of Flesh Forging. Now regarded as Blasphemy by the greater church. Reluctantly, he did so. His body was transformed into that of living Metal. Skin of Iron, and Bones of Steel.

Leaping out of the Church, his flesh still hot from the ritual. He saw that it was all for naught. A Contingent of Humans came and slew the Horde, scattering them into the mountains. He was surronded by the Dwarves he once called friends. In the struggle, he punched his brother. Shattering his skull under his iron fist.

He was brought before his father, with his once impressive hair falling out in clumbs, weeping. His father was disgusted...

>>50294212
>>50294324
Thanks!
He's really fun to play, especially with the Morally Upstanding party.
I constantly butt heads with the paladin, but my ideas of "evil" are so mind numbingly stupid that he just puts up with me.
As for his daughter, she's going through an "edgy sorceress" phase and some of the party interactions with her have been hysterical.

>>50294387
D-did you guys do sex scenes?

>>50294411
Kinda.

She had high enough stats that sometimes he'd end up rolling for the women to survive. Our main plot took a hard turn because she decided it'd be funny to rape the Emperor's teenage princess to death.

>>50294393
cont...
He had the ForgeFather declared a heretic and executed by drowning. He declared that Korgavaan was banished from all The Dwarven Lands until he saw fit. Across his back, chest, hands and face he branded him with the Traitor's mark. He set a bounty of a million Kradz upon his head, and for good measure. Removed his Stones and sent him away.

He later found out that his Father had Hung himself, denying himself a place among his ancestors, and robbing him of redemption.

I will try to continue this story after 4PM, US central time. I hope someone screen caps this, shit is hard to remember.

Wednesday campaign character 1- Will, grew up in a carnival, gypsy lady took his virginity. She took it. He cant have sex unless he gets it back. Otherwise he'll suffer a gypsy's curse. It's true, no, totally, she told him so.
So no kid unless the DM wants to have that plot, which would be pretty great, he's an amazing DM, and I trust him with it. My character is also courting a princess, so that would be interesting.

Saturday character, Tetrivauld, my Dwarven Paladin (Halfling Ninja)- Has been way to busy trying to free Dwarven kind, his people, from the Tyrant.

Other Wednesday Character- Hauk, Half orc Barbarian. No. HAHAHAHAHA no. Fairly fatherly, pretty much adopted the warlock child. But he's in the party, so I dunno if that counts. But no, part of the reason he left his tribe was because he was in an arranged marriage with a 'beautiful' half troll. Buuuuut he's gay. And might start courting a half elf bard. He's pretty.

LARP Character 1: Jimmy- Unless the girl he was engaged to (ooc, I was dating) has something to tell me...

LARP Character 2: Gai- druid. Raised by animals, etc, Wears a kilt because the first human he ever met was a woman, thought skirts were what people wear. when he was young, started sleeping with a ranger that was young and assigned to his woods. Ranger was reassigned, unsure if he has a child or not from her. Depends where plots etc go.

So... Maybe?

>>50281883
I used to. My Kitsune had a beautiful young lady. Then our party leader pandered to her teenage whims. the hormones blasting through her brain were boosted by her magical powers ( she was adopted) and thus I lost my daughter due to the negligence of a whiny butthole. Let it be known, never let a half-elf spend time alone with your daughter.

Delta green, Yeah they have kids and yeah things are not going well.

>>50292255
dubsdubs with a silly greentext. Good show.

>>50281883
I've actually played several characters desended from one another through various campaigns.
>1st was a human rougue, wound up fucking a dragon producing a kid.
>2nd was a 'human' sorcerer, who ended up marrying an elf.
>3rd was a half-elf arcanist, they had kids with a full elf also.
>4th and final (for now) was a half-elf pally, he became a god after the campaign, and waifu'd one of the existing goddesses.
So yeah, a good few end up with kids after the credits roll.

>>50294483
...Are you saying your character's daughter somehow exploded?

>>50294801
Sounds like something exploded in his character's daughter.

>>50294423
wowee
Was that uncomfortable?

>>50281883
>Does your character have children, /tg/?
A few of my characters begot children after retiring.
One of my characters (guess the class) had a few bastards here and there, but then the dm murdered one for a plot hook and it soured me to the concept.

>>50294971
Yes.

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>>50295018
Why not have him
not rape a bunch of stuff for no reason?

>>50281883
My character is children

>>50295036
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stop

>>50289849
Another rat-witch?

>>50294437
Cont
He wandered the World, a freak of Magic. Shorter of stature than a Dwarf yet heavier than an Ox. He walked for years, sometimes meeting others, sometimes speaking only with the stone around him. At times he would come across foes, but he could never beat to raise his fists against them. He ran so much, he was captured many times, and broke many, many manacles and ropes. He went South when the great Winter came. There he found a monestary that opens their doors to him. They fed him, clothed him, treated him like he had not been treated in many years. There he learned to forgive himself, to let go and move on.

A decade later he left the Monsetary. Traveling with many different people for similar reasons. Always looking to help others. One day he came upon a village at the Border of his Homeland. The village had been sacked by Orks, and only one person survived. A baby girl, sickly, with a Cat's Lip. Those he travelled with told him to kill the child. He left them in the night, the Child with him. He raised her as his own.

As the years sped past, he felt his body grow wearied with every passing day. His skin would flake and peel. His once giant strength left him. He was weighted down by his own body. The day she finally turned 20, an adult by his reckoning. He told her his Story, his curse, and all his Wisdom. He set her on a Path of gentleness, but not without strength.

He died eighteen days after her 21st birthday. He was buried at the Foot of the Mountains. In a humble tomb of Stone. Upon his Gravestone carved the words. "Here lies Rorgar SlagDamned, maker of mistakes, righter of wrongs, Surrogate Father of Meraina. May his Ancestors welcome him home.

>>50294801
I'm that guy's GM. He found a Sorcerer girl on the streets. At the moment she is off faffing about.

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>>50281883
Yup. Had a character adopt a kid in their city. Long story short, it ended up being significant and touching as hell, and landed the character with Paladinhood. Probably one of the proudest GM moments of my whole career with this group.

>>50296464
I didn't know Scrooge McDuck was such an ideal paternal figure. It's been awhile since I've seen Duck Tales.

>>50288320
This is what my PC is doing.

Except the cute lil orphan girl developed a crush on her

>Be cleric
>adopt an entire ophanage of kids
>die horribly right after to monsters
I tried

>>50297085
That's to be expected, for some. Kids will be kids, and if she's a little dyke tyke, the first big, strong woman she meets would probably leave that kind of impression on her.

>>50294324
Me too.

It's so fucking fun to kill their family and watch them break.

>>50297227
When you stare into the abyss...

Yep. Game of Exalted. Didn't know it t first as my character believed his lover had dies some 17 years go so when the kid showed up claiming to be her child it was quite the shock.

It turns out he had become Green Sun Prince.

Which would have been awkward my character hadn't become one 17 years ago after the apparent death of his mother. It's still kind of awkward as my character is little more than a socially inept, cannibalistic butcher while the boy has fully bought into the "restoring the Yozi to their rightful seat of power" plan.

>>50297193
What's funny is she's probably tougher and more capable than the stuffy noble who "adopted" her and has taken it upon herself to teach how to be a proper servant, the orphan girl has just fallen hard for the whole ojou act.

It doesn't help that my character has an...intense way of dealing with people and accidentally acts super fucking homo on occasion as a result.

>>50297297
Honestly, that sounds really cute, just so long as you don't turn into some lolicon bullshit.

>my character has an...intense way of dealing with people
Please tell me you don't have to whip out a copy of FATAL in-game.

Nope! I roleplay a Monk. White guy raised by asians on an island monestary far away for most of my life. Gotta roleplay that awkward virgin.

>>50297391
>lolicon bullshit
Well, one's 13 and the other 16, so it's less pedophile and more just spaced apart in years enough to make things weird
>Please tell me you don't have to whip out a copy of FATAL in-game.
Nah, it's more than she's just really imperious and waxes romantic with maybe a pinch of chuuni.

The orphan girl has a tendency to put herself down or have low self-confidence, which ojou-sama deals with by firmly holding her chin and forcing eye contact while she explains how if the orphan was anything less than wonderful, she wouldn't have been chosen to be ojou-sama's vanguard.

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>>50297391
>just so long as you don't turn into some lolicon bullshit.
little girls are not for lewds

>>50297530
>he says, posting a picture of a girl who is cultivating a harem of lolis to be her future sex toys

>>50297454
>playing a monk as anything other than John Kresse

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>>50297530
Little girls are for headpats and cuddles

>>50297530
>posting literal Serial Killer who's only weakness is cute girls (because she wants to ravish them indiscriminately).

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>>50297571
Yup.

>>50297543
>>50297623
kek what is the name of the manga?

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>>50297640
Careful there, headpats are gateway drug to heavy petting.

>>50297728
Murciélago

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>>50297764
I've pet plenty of dogs and cats before. Never groped or had sex with any of them tho.

>>50297550
Im sorry anon I have no idea who that is.

>>50297816
But you have rubbed doggo tummies before.

Headpatting goes much the same way.

>>50281883
No. I do not wish to be responsible for the suffering of my kid in this degenerated world.

>>50297242
....You get lemonade.

>>50297242
You don't have to be good when exterminating evil.

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>>50281962

They only do that to parents, silly. Killing children in a game is a no-no unless it's handled really carefully.

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>>50281883
Never. I'll give the GM all kinds of ammunition to use against me, but children is not among them.

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>>50281883
I have a small army of adopted orphans, does that count? They're scary in combat, a little squishy, but deal mad damage.

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>>50301680
Actually, also playing a former character's kid in another campaign. Carrying on the family legacy of adventuring.

>>50296546
After a long life filled with business and adventure, it's good to see that he puts family so high on his list. Even though he's greedy, and he's inherited his family's bad temper, he certainly cares about his relatives.

>>50301730
Read "The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck"
It's basically a prequel to the original Uncle Scrooge comics from the 40s that goes into AMAZING detail about how Uncle Scrooge becomes rich, drives away his family, and then realizes that his money is worthless without sharing in the adventure of how he attains it.

It absolutely cements the idea of Scrooge as more than a duck millionaire, but a well rounded character.

>>50295036
/monster/
it's been awhile.

>>50301730
>>50301826
you guys should take a look many of the stories written by Carl Barks as well
he´s far from the money orientated in many of those stories, at least after a while

No, but he does have a semi-competent full-grown adult/serial arsonist.

Nope. He's a workaholic who has trouble forming meaningful relationships. He was once gently chastised by his guild for not using his discount at the approved brothels frequently enough, which is to say at all. Business before pleasure, and the business never ends.

his daughter is a party follower and is learning how to berserk like dad. they have a dynamic like All-Star Batman and Robin, but with less abuse and actual love.

My 4th edition paladin was the rape child of my 3.5 edition fighter.

Which character?

My fighter adopted a hobgoblin orphan who he raised as we were waging a war within our world against invaders from another realm. That character eventually ignited a spark of divinity by becoming one with the Law of the Sword and became a Deity.

Said hobgoblin orphan became my second character in that world who engaged in wacky adventures as basically the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, minus the losing appendages. He got married to a hobgoblin and settled down in his father's court after we reached 14th level.

Third character was a half-orc bard. He was one of the many sons of a powerful orcish chieftain. He grew up learning how to entertain people and came to believe that you were more powerful the more wives you had. So he set out to get more wives than his father could imagine. Ended up with three hundred and seven wives ALL with unique traits to them. Three dragons, seven vampires and a lich all fell prey to his honeyed words, his ukelele and his penis. He had many sons and daughters. MANY.

I haven't played a game in years though. I ran a campaign and now, I'm foreverDM. I miss that bard. Such a fun campaign. Much debauchery...

He had a wife and 2 kids but that was before Delta Green. They don't like visiting daddy anymore.

>>50281883
Prior to the adventure, no.
During the adventure, yes.
After the adventure, even more.

>>50281989
cuck

With the amount of times he's been punched, kicked, slashed and shot in the nads? Nope, not before and not ever

>>50281883
Character in the last campaign I was in ended up taking in one foster daughter for a time, who eventually got shipped off to Rokugani Hogwarts, and fathered two kids one through an illicit affair with the wife of a gay Scorpion, and the other with his wife.

>>50281883
>still reproducing by vertical transmission of genetic material
>laughing_exhumans.jpg

>>50304822
>with his OWN wife
Hurr grammar.

>>50296546
Being this straightforward about his feelings is pretty out of character for him. He's more of a tsundere.

>>50298751
The leader of the Cobra Kai karate school in The Karate Kid

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>>50281883
Imagine how much shit your horse wife would produce. She'd be coy and try to hide her piles from you, but eventually the yard becomes covered in landmines

And before any of you fagiolis cry, "She can use my toilet anon!" I invite you to flush a single pile of horseshit down your toilet designed for turds two fingers thick.

Go on, I'm waiting.

>>50304911
Scrooge probably realizes Darkwing is the kind of guy you have to be straightforward with. Unlike Scrooge's own family who will basically do the opposite of what you tell them too just to see what happens.

>>50305127
I'm just wondering why anyone would ever entertain the idea of fucking a horse vag.

I think horse shit would be the least of my concerns at that point.

>>50305127

It's the middle ages. Even the humans are shitting outside.

>>50305127
I would burn it to warm our family

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>>50281883
My character is a slinger kid looking for a family
Btw the party doesn't become her family

>>50305127
Horse manure has a lot of applications you dunce. Especially in a medieval setting

>>50293395
Counter-counterpoint: If the Gods are capable of combining the disparate organ and skeletal systems of a human and a horse without catastrophic health issues, they're capable of modifying the reproductive system to support functional infants.

>>50297476
>firmly holding her chin and forcing eye contact while she explains how if the orphan was anything less than wonderful, she wouldn't have been chosen to be ojou-sama's vanguard.
That's gonna give her a massive crush, yes.

>>50297476
>>50306123
Shit son, I think that's giving ME a crush!

>>50293848
>but when was the last time you ever heard of a half dwarf?
Muls

>>50305801
>>50305127

Do centaurs eat grass?

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>>50305543
>not liking horsepussy

>>50302423
>Lich
>Children
I have several questions

>>50306915
Skeleton children

>>50306813
I'd kobold or Snek.

Horse fine wife, but not for me.

>>50281883

He's only 87, anon. It'll be a good 20 or 30 years or so before he even starts thinking of children!

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>>50303443

Had one. Serting was malifaux: through the breach. She was kidnapped by the big bad who was a member of the guild. Whole party seemed unwilling to help. Turns out that's a pretty good way to lose your mind and become a necromancer of sorts. Finally got to the kid after roughly 5 years had passed in game. She didn't even recognize her own dad and shot him dead in the final session for becoming such a vile individual in the name of revenge. 5/7 would let daughter get kidnapped again.

>>50307731
>Kobolds
Is it because of their smaller stature that it makes your ding-donger look much more impressive than it actually is?

I'm taking the piss, I like kobolds too. They're like midget foreigners who have no clue how anything outside their home works, and either treat it as some fearsome tool of a mighty god which is not to be trifled with or think they know what it's used for and use it wrong in a way you'd never expect someone to use it. Speaking of, heard of half-kobolds, never saw them in game or art. Are they just much smaller, ratty, more skinny versions of Dragonborn? Slightly taller kobolds and that's it?

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>>50308610
Monmusu kobold.

But, yeah, I'd probably a D&D Kobold. Not too chivalrous for that.

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>>50292720

Yes, it's called a human.

>>50306123
>>50306138
She's not the brightest and kind of terrible at dealing with people. She's also a huge dork from the closest thing the setting has to North Korea, so she has an unwarranted sense of self-importance, which leads hee to make weird proclamations in inappropriate places.

She did the whole chinholding thing in public, for example.

>>50292255
Most people have < 200 brothers and sisters tho

One of my players is a 50 year old grandfather. Another player is 19, married, and his first child is due in a week. The other two are 17 and 18 and unmarried/childless.

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>>50295036
at least genetic engineer might someday save us from such a fate... (i hope, even as unlikely as it is...)

>>50309119
Oh, dog-bolds.

They're alright too.

>>50281883
Guardsman sniper: No, was fairly gay, but did have the hots for one of the others in the group
Teutonic martial artist Sororita: No. Sororita.
Autistic elf smuggler: No, too aspie to hold down a relationship.
Human hunter and tracker: Yes, had two kids. Did the hunting whilst the spouse worked the farm.
Rapier sharp personal assistant / psychic bodyguard: No, too wrapped up in work.

>>50282008
My very first character, I plotted out a family tree that spanned 8 generations and had around 60 extant people in it.

>>50281883
That centaur child looks pretty retarded to be honest.
Is it really in our place to grant life to such beings?

>>50310357
well, she is only a quarter horse.

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>>50305910
Hypothesis: If human infants were functional from the get go, their psyche would be different enough to not really be considered human, as the basis of the human mind is founded on an insertion to society from a helpless standpoint.

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>>50283175
Only if those multiple ways include perversions of sexual nature best left unspoken.

My character has a cat, that's close enough.

>>50310633
See >>50297476
Is public chinholding and -claiming- children as her entourage perverse?

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>>50305801
Not if she's eating meat with her hubby you directionless knave.

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>>50311029
Do they hold hands at any point?

>>50281883
>tfw ill never start a family with a centaur

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>>50311087
She's held hands with both of them.
At the same time

>>50281883
He used to.

>>50286115
You are my favorite person at the moment.

Anyway, never done a character with kids, not sure how to work with that.

>>50281883
My half orc barbarian had about 14 with his loving mate

>>50310341
Careful with this sort of thing, or you'll risk choosing a direction and walking away.

>>50281883
Yep, 1 year old triplets.

The GM rolled randomly for the whole party when we settled down in more of a management role and five of us got hitched; 21-100 = no kids, 6-20 = 1 kid 3-5 = twins, 2 = triplets and 1 = quadruplets. Somehow all of us wound up with kids, two with twins and one of us got quadruplets. It was kind of ridiculous.

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>>50309119
This will never be you.

>>50314774
>21-100 = no kids
that's an awfully probable outcome, can I assume in your setting even married couples use incredibly effective forms of birth control? Or this roll for like, the likelihood of you having children in any given year, or some other amount of time?

>>50315128
Damn it! There is no greater joy in the world than father hood, why do you mock me so.

>>50315247
I think it was a mix of likelihood (we were all quite busy trying to reverse nearly 1000 years of mismanagement and prejudice against non-humans and mages while also making sure that the area's defences don't slip as it's still basically on the doorstep of the world wound (but with a strong enough barrier that tieflings are fairly rare) and many of us didn't get married until the 3rd year of the 5-year timeskip) and this setting being fairly conservative with regards to that kind of thing.

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>>50315275
Because I can.

>>50315360
Well, either way, good job. My current endgame goal for a current character (depending on if she survives long enough, of course) is having triplets, mostly because of pottery reasons and I think it would be funny to see the father's reaction. not sure how to talk the GM into it.

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>>50315398

>tfw cant get a game to last long enough to start a family
Just fuck my shit up

>>50315485
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting to see how our characters try to balance family life with the fact that the evil demigod we (meaning my guy specifically) accidentally released has come back to bite us. Looking forward to that.

>Goal for current character is having triplets
You can do it anon! Talk to your GM and you can work out a way to make your dreams come true! Unless your GMs a shit who'll kill them for 'drama', then fuck him (mine's been my best friend since I was 14, so I know I can trust him) If you can trust your GM, go for it; try to explain it from an angle they'll approve of and if he's any kind of decent, he'll give you your heart's desire as a reward for a fight well won

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>>50299629
>>50299667
>>50299808

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>>50315398
> That collar on the mom.

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>>50315490
I ran out of Polt + kids.There was other stuff; bride dress, talking to husband, smelling his clothes, etc. Nothing with children So here's some birds I found on Gogol.

>>50315606
Good luck, anon. I think some of the most interesting story elements often come from exploring characters' families, so you'll definitely have good opportunities for stuff coming with that.

I think my GMs a decent guy, and I know he ships my PC and the PC that's courting her pretty hard so hopefully he'll let it happen and give them their babies. Also it doesn't hurt that I draw all the stuff for the game so I'm pretty sure all I'll have to do is draw some cute pics of "hypothetical" triplets and he'll probably be down with the idea. And as I said, knowing the character, the dad-to-be's reaction to 3 kids at once has comedy gold potential written all over it.

>>50315731
How come 90% of these kids are daughters? Are most people just too degenerate to want strong male heirs to carry on the family name and grow to bring glory to their fathers?

I bet most of you were raised by single mothers and know nothing of the relationship a man can have with his son. sad.

>>50315773
Daughters a cute

He's sterile from radiation poisoning, but that didn't stop him.

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>>50315773
I was raised by my Dad and Mom. Our relationship is good, but getting better.Daughters are cuter, though sons can be adorable as well. And if you want to blame someone for not having a fictional son or sons in a drawing to fulfill your fantasies of living your life through them while having them avoid the mistakes you made while growing up, and doing what your father did wrong instead right to your son(s), then blame the guy who drew the picture, and move on.

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>>50315128
anon, Y U do dis...

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>>50315398
>>50315128
why must I see such wonderful things, then deal with the feels of knowing I'll never know them first hand.

>>50316358
>>50315398
>>50315128
I don't suppose you have a gallery link to collections of these?

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>>50281883
I played a gishy incubus who started climbing the alignment system starting from CE and ending CG. By the end of the campaign he was happily married (he made a Interdiction from Death wedding ring for his wife, of course) and with a half-demon son.
The funny part was when, various centuries later, he went on to search for his tiefling descendants, and for a demonic blackguard proud of his evil pedigree, to see ye old grotesquely beautiful incubus bishonen, dressed up like a dapper gentleman asking him how he's doing and if he's found a girlfriend is... let's just say difficult.

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>>50316508
Polt: http://imgur.com/a/5ajS6 The picture here >>50315398 I found on site no one cares about. I dug up the source for you: http://zapotecdarkstar.tumblr.com/post/138482295626/when-the-monmusu-update-is-just-right-i-am-not

This is just some Monster Girl Encylopedia fanart stuff I took from the wiki. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hellhound_Family.png?useskin=oasis , all other fanart of the thing here http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hellhound . Don't expect much else with families.

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>>50282013
>his name is Penitence-before-the-Law

Step up, nigga.

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>>50281883
No, and she's horrified by the prospect.
There's enough awful shit in the world that she has to put down, without either waddling around pregnant, or worrying about protecting a young child.
Also her boyfriend is a bit of a tool, and her guilty fling with her mystical mentor isn't much healthier a relationship.

>>50309119
>that botched coloring job from someone who's never seen an anime character make a >_< face before

>>50287534
Humanity betrayed me first.

>>50287534
Because human males will stick their dick in just about anything. At least it's not an actual animal. This one has intelligence, legal rights, and is not a sheep.

>>50281883
Not to his knowledge. He's never had a lengthy relationship, and no incidental dalliances have approached him with children as of yet. If such a child was brought to his attention, he'd need to take responsibility.

>>50315773
A few reasons.
1. In most mythology if the child is to resemble the none human parent in appearance then it will be of the same sex as them. This has become a part of our subconscious, and so the children are drawn female to match our visual expectations.
2. In the world of Monster Masune there are no male monsters apparently ergo any child born to a monster mother several orders of magnitude more likely to be born female than male.
3. It takes a real man to raise daughters. Son's think like you behave like you, do what you do and did as a kid. You inherently can empathize and know what to do with them. A daughter, much like your wife does NOT behave like you do or did. She engages with you differently from a son, and presents her father with many different problems, and conflicts than a son would. Even the issue of bullying becomes different. Adapting to these challenges and the needs of a daughter so she can grow up and be a strong, upstanding, wise, and capable individual is a challenge that a father who has only had sons will never know.
The most awesome guy I ever met, had 3 daughters. He taught me that.

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Anybody have a good past relationship history chart to roll up some random floozies, strumpets, and true loves for characters' backstories?

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>>50307731
Both are equally inferior to Rachne.

>>50319528
I love her fucking voice. Shame the multieyes and spiderbits stop any arousal I could feel.

>>50319654
I really need to pirate the show.

What's wrong with multieyes and spider epigyne?

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>>50281883

Unlikely. Dorfs aren't the most fertile people, and this one had his skin replaced with advanced combat armour.

>>50293395
Counter-counterpoint: Neonatal head size is only a problem for humans because we stand up on two legs. Many animals are born with proportionally larger heads and giving birth isn't particularly uncomfortable for most mammals. When humans started standing upright all the time that fucked with our hip structure and caused childbirth to become extremely difficult and even dangerous. Standing up was that worth-it.

Humans are biological min-maxers.

>>50293048

Reminds of a friend's Exalted game, where this guy was playing a 17-year old Solar. She got suitors at some point, and objected that she's seventeen. The reply was, "just because you're a little old doesn't mean you can't marry!"

>>50287809

Ow. Accident?

>>50320008
he could've been born that way.

>>50321284

S'why I'm asking.

>>50296546
Four ghosts visited him one night and he changed his tune.

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>>50305670

>thread about PC's kids became about monstergirl waifus and lesbian pedophiles
I fucking hate this place

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>>50322973
I love this place

>>50295036
Life is pain knowing this

>>50322973
If you want the kid you need a female. Want to make sure you keep the kid and have the chance for more? Make the female your wife. That part is completely related.

>>50323337
Why is Dan so based?

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>>50297816

>>50325106
Because he's a huge faggot

>>50319654
But anon those are the best parts

>>50309119
>Monmusu kobold.
They're Wizardry Kobolds, most Japanese fantasy is rooted around that because it was much popular over there than D&D.

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>>50322973
>STAY ON TOPIC!
Try /a/ then.

>>50319528
Ya know, somehow i get the feeling that she'd be the kinda girl who'd fall for a really good barista

>L-listen! M-miss! Please! W-we can't sell you a-anymore coffee!
>Oh, but I don't want any coffee Mr. Barista. *giggle*
>You d-dont?
>I want something else that's brown and hot. Someone. Like. You.

TFW you will never have a sexy spider lady hit on you while making a latte for her

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full on furry > monstergirl

but really, family always means trouble, especially if you have a GM with the creativity of a rotten raisin trying to make your characters suffer for no real reason.

>>50328075
That depends, when our group wound up with kids, they wound up as more mature, balanced people overall, which lead to new dynamics, which led to a better overall experience. It helps that our GM is a bit of a sap, so he goes all in for that stuff (to be fair, we can be pretty sappy, too and anyone who tries to take advantage gets shot down by pretty much everyone in the group, so it all works out)

>>50281883
>centaurs are blonde

gah, this is like my least favorite meme

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>>50330108
Centaurs are various haircolours, all of them cute.

>>50281883

No character in our gaming group has ever had children in 25 years of playing. There are a number of very good reasons for this, first of which is that children, wives, etc. are just unnecessary work - as in, coming up with characters for them, roleplaying them, etc. is busywork that doesn't contribute towards the goal of beating the adventure. And people don't like massive amounts of extra work. Secondly, from the in-character point of view, it's quite hard to justify why a "family man" would go out on adventures, risking his life on a daily basis for minimal and uncertain gain.

>character creation
>talking with group about long term goals
>some guy wants us to make great use of the downtime rules
>basically wants a redux of the tale of an industious rogue
>except he wants to be a wizard
>I tell him I like the way he thinks but ask him why he didn't stock with a rogue as his character is still just a rogue in fluff
>he tells me about item creation
>if a fa/tg/uy did it with a rogue I don't need magic I say
>make a martial artist monk (no ki bullshit)
>adopt some children, have other with wife, divorces, have some more childrens, plant some bastards in strategic families and send alimony and presents to keep in touch, play matchmaker for daughters, sons, cousins
>in the end it was a collective effort but my dynasty ended up as the whole management class in the fuckhuge magic item factory the wizard built

>>50319654
I'm mostly offest by her massive knockers and the way they made her cheliceras into her human legs.
Tbh I'd fall for a giant spider with human intellect and no human parts.

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>>50327957
I am pretty snobby about my coffee. East African beans preferably, slow pressed.

And none of this bullshit adulterants and whatnot. Black only.

>tfw no spidergirl waifu
Feels bad man

>tfw good coffee beans and a French Press
Feels good man.

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>>50327957
>Ya know, somehow i get the feeling that she'd be the kinda girl who'd fall for a really good barista
Or she'd be the kind of barista who gets fired on her first day for drinking on the job.

>>50333873
I didnt know I wanted this until now

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>>50334550
>After being not only fired, but banned from every Starbucks in the country, Rachnera applies for a new job at a local office
>Everything's going fine, until the 10 o'clock coffee break
>She now has multiple sexual harassment charges against her

>>50315773
>tfw raised by single father
>tfw knowing I will never be as good as he was

>>50334653
Not with that shitty attitude you won't. Buck the fuck up, you're better then you think. He raised you, didn't he?

>>50282323

So you're basically the Professor Broom to her Hellboy or Hellgirl in this case I guess