The spyder-crone commands you to please her sexually. What do you do?

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>>50273086

>>50273086
Google, "How do spiders have sex"

>>50273086
Bend over.

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>>50273165
A: only once for one of them

>>50273086
>we took the worst aspects of Necron aesthetics
>the very worst, just for you
>and we made a horrible, unusable, unplayable resin monstrosity
>monstrosity
>just for you, the GW fans who have been crying out for ugly, ugly aftermarket shit from dodgy eastern european and chinese webstores
>because we care
>just don't stand over it when it's warm, because the fumes
>fumes
>are carcinogenic

>>50273086
Ask here what she likes, maybe take her out for a meal. You know, some beef with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

She won't be hungry so she won't eat me[\spoiler]

>>50273419
You realize that all resin models, including the ones that GW makes are carcinogenic, right? The Forgeworld assembly guide says as much. I agree with you on the aesthetics. Anyone who considers the Wargames Exclusive figures to be hot really needs to get themselves checked.

>>50273086
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

Step one: find stick
Step two: harm GM.

>>50273848
Some of the imperial stuff are good and other passable if you reduce the heaven piercing nipples and paint the models as it was wearing a bodyglove.

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>>50274243

>>50273086
Apply Grav-Cannon directly to the Xenos.

>>50273848
IDK man, I used their female warrior torsos to make some bitchguard bodyguards and it looks pretty sweet.

Seven vajonyas.
Maybe more.
Imagine...

>>50273086
What is this abomination of design?

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>>50273086
>Not pleasing the superior spider

>>50273419
i like the base

>>50273086
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>50273086
THat's not a spider, that's a god damn necron that is.

>>50281754
360 degrees is a full circle, newfag!

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>>50283755

>>50281754
>walk closer

>>50273086
My dick doesn't know whether to have an erection or not. On the one hand it's a drider looking thing like best girl >>50281537 , but on the other hand it's a robot thing and that's a boner killer for me.

>>50281754
So like, right into her again?

>>50273086

Stop it James. Nobody likes your spider-fetish.

>>50273086
Scream "LIFE IS THE EMPEROR'S CURRENCY, SPEND IT WELL", jump onto her, and stick a melta-charge to the back of her head. Die horribly but take her with me.