Can we all just relax and have a CUTE /tg/ thread?
>>50271382
Definitely
>I am Lizard! Hear me roar!
Lacking other content, here's my old MAID character, I guess?
>>50271981
Oh, and Octopus Knight.
>>50271996
>>50271382
>>50271495
>>50271779
But for real, if you could have a pet/familiar of any magical creature, what would you get? A dragon? Just for the sheer classic value? A normal animal that could actually talk and do magic so you can pretend it's just a normal pet? Or something really fucking weird like a tiny Elder Brain or some crazy shit?
>>50272012
Oh, and Summer Knight.
>>50272028
Well, I really like penguins. So probably a penguin.
>>50272080
That's quite a nice collection. Is it all yours?
My favorite image from this board
>>50272126
Why are moths so fluffy?
>>50272251
Yep! And that's only a small part of it. I had more pictures on my phone but then I got a new one.
I've been collecting them since around fourth grade. I'm not quite sure how many I have, but I know it's well over 200.
>>50272289
It's a natural defense mechanism to ward off tiny vampires. The tiny fangs of the tiny vampires cannot get past all the fluff.
Bee-sized dogs or dog-sized bees?
>>50272319
Nice. Cute and survivable. Usually those don't work together.
>>50272306
Cool! Nice to see a man with a passion.
>>50272234
I didn't get an answer the last time I saw it, but what is this from? It looks super whimsical. Like Fantasy Life. Image search reveals nothing
>>50272267
>tfw you'll never get to ride a giant war chicken into battle, your enemies shying away from it's metal clad spurs and it hops its way through the battlefield
Why even live?
>>50272320
Oversized bugs are usually more nightmare fuel then cute.
So the former. Picrelated is the tiniest dog I could find.
>>50272320
That's a toughie, but I think I'd go with bee-sized dogs. Half of what makes dogs adorable is their personality, which isn't diminished with size (I'm assuming).
>>50272351
And as I think I answered last time, I don't know. I think I just got it off of /tg/.
>>50272384
Pfft, you just have no appreciation for unconventional cuteness. Wouldn't you want a pet giant centipede with hundreds of tickly feet? Or a terrier-sized kabutomushi that jabs your ankles when it wants attention?
>>50272384
>>50272419
Bee sized dogs would be so neurotic they couldn't even function and have such horrible health problems they'd probably only last a year
Hell, look at the small dogs people have now, especially pure breeds, they're not much better
>>50272429
Regular bees usually only live a few months anyway.
>>50272462
But if they're dog sized they'd live for a dozen or more years! Plus the increase in size also allows for neural tissue and possibly a brain to form.
>>50272462
How long would a dog sized bee live, I wonder?
larger spiders can live for decades, but I don't know of any particularly long lived insects
>>50272501
also, imagine a giant bee doing the waggle dance, my man
>>50272513
D'awww.
>>50272513
>my man
For some reason, I imagine everything containing this word as said by a scrawny dude with a fuckton of tattoos, a mohawk and a white-South-African accent.
>>50272419
>Half of what makes dogs adorable is their personality, which isn't diminished with size (I'm assuming).
I don't know anon. Chihuahuas are pretty much the worst dog species I've ever known.
>>50272513
Imagine hundreds of them. And then imagine the buzz.
It is horrifying.
>>50272560
I imagine a simulated black employee of the USPS.
>>50272610
Awwwww! They're excited!
>>50272429
I have a theory that every dog knows, instinctively that it used to be a wolf. The more deformed the dog, the greater the greater the mismatch between the size it knows it should be, and the size it is drives smaller dogs insane.
So a bee sized dog would just explode under the weight of this internal contradiction.
>>50272596
Sure, but Yorkies are adorable, and they're almost as small.
>>50272030
Man, I'm so glad that /tg/ brought that comic to my attention.
>>50272501
I'm with this guy. They'd be so fluffy, too!
>>50272501
What would they eat?
>>50272031
Bro griffon is bro!
>>50272934
>baby_colossi.jpg
>>50272306
You collect penguins like my mom collects turtles.
I sadly have no cute /tg/ art, but as an apology have a picture of my sister's (now deceased) hamster Milo.
>>50273135
The king in the bottom picture is checkmated.
>>50273161
>The king in the bottom picture is going to becheckmated
there i fixed it
>>50273099
I like lots of animals besides penguins, but penguins are just the most collectible (thanks mostly to Christmas). I'm actually in the awkward position where I like stuffed animals, but I also watch a ton of nature documentaries, so most of my favorite animals are not available in stuffie form.
Ooh, he's even got a little hamster-sized tomato!
>>50273182
No, you didn't. He's threatened by the squatting one and the one behind him, and has nowhere to move.Yes, I understand where you're going.
Post more 'bolds.
>>50271779
You don't know how much I want one of these.
>>50272028
I want a ridable scorpion.
>Looks intimidating as fuck
>Giant claws to cut your enemies in half
Not to mention the Sting
>>50273299
I do know, because I want one too. It's so cute! It's guarding its little treasure! And I bet it snaps at its masters fingers every time you reach in for some money, but it stops when it recognizes your scent before it does any real damage.
>>50273099
ripperoni little rodent
>>50273318
You'll probably get stung in the back, or the head.
>>50272028
Either a Pangolin or Gibbon,
>>50272028
always loved cats, would probably get a siamese that could literally talk back. our entire relationship would be us just bitching at each other in that lovable way
>>50273318
Scorpions are also cute. They get all twitchy when they get angry.
>>50273492
So something like Jiji?
>>50272342
Snek iz da best
>>50273545
>>50273564
>>50273574
>>50273365
>>50273545
While there's an opening, and I'm thinking about it, might as well re-open this poll.
>>50273619
Whoops, THIS poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11199892
>>50273161
No, he's stalemated
>>50272934
>>50272964
Yep, next campaign I run is definitely going to have merchants selling adorable pet rocks.
>>50273633
>>50273213
>>50273182
>>50273161
>>50273135
Look, the important fact is he's gunna getmated
>>50273633
In the top picture he is in stalemate. In the bottom picture he is in checkmate.
>>50273595
Perfect
>>50273633
All the squares around him and his own are threatened. And he can't beat the green one because it's protected by the blue one.
>>50272651
>I have a theory that every dog knows, instinctively that it used to be a wolf.
Except for the Pekingese, which is essentially a rat with delusions of grandeur.
>>50272596
I'm being paid the big bucks by the chihuahua defense league to post this, but still.
I once lived with a girl who had a chihuahua named Chanel. Like, "What's the fanciest thing my bumfuck Florida hick brain can come up with? Dat fancy per-fume!" Chanel. So two strikes already. But she was the greatest little dog ever oh my god. She sat on my lap, slept on me, played with me, was smart and well behaved despite her owner never doing any real training. She loved me, and I'll never get to see her again. Hell for all I know she's dead now, it's been years.
And now I'm sad.
>>50273997
>Hell for all I know she's dead now
Don't be ridiculous. All puppies live forever.
>>50273135
Check your privilege, mate.
>>50274050
But don't they eventuallygrow up?
>>50272012
..Is the joke that she shares a room with her much-younger sister?
Or is this from that one Fire Emblem game with the time travel?
>>50274110
The latter.
>>50273563
Look at this
Kid is sad because her snek got hurt
Snek still looks weirdly happy though
>>50274555
And have some cute fluffy birds
should I dump qt thri-kreens
because I have a number of them
>>50273365
>>50273595
Is there more of this?please don't tell me it's hentai
>>50272616
My (nigga) man!
>>50273208
I'm in the same boat. I wish I could find stuffed cuttlefish.
We live in a world where woogly headed cephalopods get no love but digusting nightmare fuel giant isopods are so popular they have their own line of plushies. An awful time to be alive.
>>50273563
I loved pythons until I realized they had all of those nose holes. Now their little snoots are extremely unsettling for me to look at.
>>50272028
I'd really like a pseudodragon. It's like a baby dragon that never grows up. I could also talk to it whenever I feel lonely
>>50274858
it hurts that i'll never have one. I settled for leopard geckos instead
>>50274737
http://catwithbenefits.tumblr.com/tagged/Sanzo
it's all clean unfortunately
>>50274818
https://www.google.com/search?q=plush+cuttlefish&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=plush+cuttlefish&tbm=shop
You're not looking very hard, are you?
>>50274897
>unfortunately
desu it's better this way. it's cute without getting weird.
>>50274913
Compare any of those to the quality of the giant isopod plush.
>>50274666
Will she eat my head?
>>50274970
It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the more 'monstrous' races just sort of being domestic.
This makes me sad.
>>50275278
It really is.
>>50276199
>demons' rebelious teenage phase is them dressing sensibly, posing as angels and blaring church hymns
>>50276199
Cute.
>>50274818
I know your pain. It took me months to find an octopus I liked, but I did get one eventually.
Why do you think the isopods are creepy?
>>50274104
Nope. Puppies are puppies forever and they never die.
>>50278027
Yes, really. You've just posted a picture of a puppy after molting.
>>50272267
Hahaha! He's brave, he's no chicken!
Weally scawy giant incoming!
>>50272907
Tree pollen?
>>50275272you betall night
>>50274666
Damn what a missed opportunity.
>>50273997
If it helps bro, just remember.
That dog thought of you as the greatest big human ever oh my god, he let me sit in his lap, sleep on him, played with me, was very smart and well behaved despite not being my master and she loved you.
She probably remembered you a good, long time.
>>50273700
In the TOP picture he's stalemated.
>>50279503
for what
>>50277338
From the thumbnail that looked likethe pilot light from a heavy flamer.
All I have are reposts.
>>50278977
D'awww.
>>50279425
But I don't want that. I like my head where it is, undigested.
>>50272028
>A dragon? Just for the sheer classic value?
close but no
>>50272028
Well, having a pet Basilisk or Cockatrice would be nice. Though, tiny shoulder Gorgon would be adorable.
>>50273626
Follow-up question for those who answered positively: what is it that you like (or imagine you'd like) about princess carrying a girl?
>>50283086
>>50283149
I love Dinotopia for this kind of thing. Who wouldn't want day-old baked goods from a dinosaur?
>>50284440
Well... why not fresh baked goods? They're rarely any good after a day.
>>50283129
Spidertank, spidertank, does whatever a spidertank does. Can it swing from a web? No it can't, it's a tank. Look out, this is Spidertank!
>>50288424
That movie was mediocre.
>>50288358
The sign on the dino's neck says "Day Old"
>>50288443
Oh. I'm very impressed you could read that.
Though I guess it's just a simple cipher. I can see the "D" now that I realize that.
>>50288474
The original book has a really interesting explanation for the alphabet and all that. One of the many things I've always liked about the series.
>>50288358
.a.. anon it's on it's spike.
Maybe it's just the ones on it's spike.
>>50278950
This is so stupidly adorable.
>>50272028
Talking magic rat.
>>50274666
Yes
>>50272028
Torn between a tiny slime or a mimic/doppelganger.
The slime would be handy for resolving my dust problems, low maintenance and can be a cold slime to cooldown in the heart.
But a mimic is just generally helpful as a security system, can look like another creature, just size changed a bit, and protects valuables. I'm torn.
Anyone have some pics of Teegee, the adventuring hamster/gerbil?
>>50272080
>>50272306
Are you in Japan atm by any chance
and a girl??
>>50272028
I've always liked D&D's Bronze dragons the best, besides Blue dragon aesthetics and breath type. But those damn chromies are always Evil so Bronze it is.
>>50288540
>>50283149
Those books are probably what started me down the path of creative writing and roleplaying. I'd love to incorporate them whole or in part into a game someday.
>>50294982
>not copper
I disagree with you. You should know this before you ignore it for your personal tastes
>>50294469
>>50294110
Guinneheets are way to loud to ride even at that size. They're known as the "guard dog" of chickens for a reason.
>>50283086
It's a comfortable way to carry someone.
>>50295019
>Dorfs are sheep
I like this idea actually.
>>50295019
>>50296167
What would elves be?
What about goblins or orcs?
>>50273374
Not if it like you
>>50296519
Orcs are boars, Goblins are bats, Elves are probably deer.
>>50290934
not cute. thats terrifying
>>50297006
I like it.
>>50295053
Copper is alright too.
>>50275278
Or anything that's typically portrayed as "evil" for that matter. It's still fairly uncommon to find pictures of typical monsters like dragons or snakes being not-the-bad-guy.
I just want some cute art with giant snek ;-;
>>50276707
yasss
>>50272028
My inner techpriest says "Fancy Servo Skull"
But I wouldn't say no to like, a friendly slime or bee.
>>50296519
>Fantasy Crossing
>>50290934
That little girl's face is horrifying.
>>50298765
That poor spider is being held hostage by a MONSTER.
>>50298795
Please, please tell me there's a sequel picture.
>>50299099
Sorry
>>50299142
Close enough. Thank you, anon.
>>50271996
I love him, he is cute and noble.
>>50273122
>When you heresy this hard
>>50295782
And why do you like carrying someone?
I understand why it's nice to be carried. I'm just curious about the other side of it.
>>50272028
A giant Siberian Husky that's big enough to ride like a horse, and is also intelligent and able to communicate with me telepathically. Maybe some magical abilities as well.
Alternatively, a shape-shifting nudist succubus who's addicted to my cum and can instantly make me erect and/or give orgasms whenever she wants to. And she *always* wants to. I'd probably end up being her pet rather than the other way around.
>>50273626
I'd rather *be* princess carried by a strong woman.
>>50301475
Huskies are just about the only dog I like. They're so fucking noble
> wanna make a setting with monstergirl-style races and have them act as any other race would
Should I do it? These threads always make me warm and fuzzy.
>>50301550
I don't blame you. If there's one thing I understand it's how nice it is to be carried.
>>50301475
>A giant Siberian Husky that's big enough to ride like a horse
You'll be buying dog food by the pallet before it's even half that size.
>>50272028
Sapient slime, can hug with 100% of their body and have great prank potential.
>>50301475
Should it have wings too ?
>>50283086
>>50303068
Huh. Had a dream like this once. Kept worrying about food and other people finding my pet hive. Queen liked to cuddle tho.
>>50283086
It's cute and affectionate, regardless of who is carrying whom and their individual sexes.
Although bonus points are earned if the two involved have feelings for one another but haven't yet confessed to them.
>>50272031
This makes me really happy for some reason.
>>50272028
My tortoise. Bonus points if I can make it big enough to ride.
>>50304068
You sure you don't want something that you can walk faster than?
>>50304133
I'm an adventurer that does dungeon crawls, I don't want a fast mount, I want one that will take me from place to place, is capable of transporting the loot and will be safe when I'm not with her.
>>50304155
Why not just get one of those giant galapagos tortoises instead? It can do all that, and if the food runs out you can eat it. They're absolutely delicious, or so I've heard.
>>50274737
>>50304449
I'm not eating my fucking mount/familiar/pet.
At least not while I still have spare arms and legs.
>>50304532
But you need those. And if you're out of supplies anyway, then there's not really much point in lugging around a spare tortoise that's not doing anything.
>>50304133
If it's big enough, you won't need to walk anywhere else.
>>50272028
I want an owlgryph
Part cat, part owl, all awesome
>>50304665
>>50295540
Always a cutie.
>>50307295
Shame her threads died out
>>50309547
Inspired me to draw a thing.
Also to bump the thread
>>50295540
>>50309547
>>50311506
I really miss teegee.
>>50311506
Any opinions on which one wears which colour scheme better?
>>50314146
I have never seen a red hamster, try more orange.
There are however, red squirrals! they're endangered.
>>50314146
I think the top matches the personalities better, but the gray could be warmed up a little in both.
>>50314249
I'll try that.
These two color schemes were just the two most popular in the old threads
>>50314323
I can't find it, but teegee is based off a japanease hamster. Of nearly the same damn style.
He was orange with a white face and belly I think.
>>50272028A qt cultist.
>>50314363
It was based on the show hamtaro.
>>50314318
>>50314249
Better?
>>50314390
Better!
>>50314390
top
>>50272028
Too many good choices to really choose.
But either something really classic fantasy (all knowing wise dragon or something like that), or else one that could be used to great effect (pet wish granter, or dimension surfer, etc anyone?)
>>50294982
Just because it's evil doesn't mean it can't be your most fiercely loyal companion. Granted, it might view you as property as blue dragons tend to do with family, but it would still defend you to the death.
>>50314390
Bottom two are pretty excellent.
>>50295053
I don't want a dragon that's going to prank me every five minutes. That's almost as bad as a black dragon.
>>50317360
This.
>>50272028
>A dragon? Just for the sheer classic value?
Fuck yes. What else would you need?
>>50290934
That spider bears a passing resemblance to one of these.
>>50282117
>Handsome boy
>boy
>Gojira
>boy
>>50321308
Does this go where I think it goes?
Please say yes.
>>50322856
Nah. Just more cute.
>>50316890
Not everyone is into yandere.
>>50323036
>>50272028
A cheetah.
>>50273655
>pet rocks that arent a stupid gag thing
Holy shit.
>>50293816
this just reminds me of that
>Hey guys! This dragon is a huge neeerrrdd!!!
comic.
>>50273693
>>50272028
A tiny little ghetto nigger, wielding adorable little toy guns and only talking in jive and rap lyrics.
>>50327050
For straying into /pol/ territory that WOULD actually be a fucking awesome familiar.
>>50327291
Just have it a curly haired jive goblin
>>50272028
I'm torn between a tiny eldritch abomination, a will-o-wisp thingy, or a talking parrot.
>>50327050
"I took Common, Elven, and Jive as my languages."
>>50274666
>>50279692
Man, all the lovely formal picnics that people must have enjoyed, in the old days before Athas fell to ruin.
>>50272320
>>50272384
/r/ing Cazador-chan?
The cutest.
loli chaos space marines
Page 11 go away
>>50295053
my negroid
>>50272028
I'd like a cute little fairy or fey.
>>50337219
Good taste.
>>50339826
>>50337219
My brethren from alternative matrilineal sources.
>>50296447
yyyyYYYEAASSSS