Pls no bully Orc!

>laughing elves
Fuckin xenos

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>>50263997

>>50263997
Well, I won't bully, but can I offer some advice? White doesn't really match your skin tone. Brown, red, or orange would be a better choice.

>>50263997
I want to sweep that orc up in my arms, twirl her around and tell her she's beautiful.

>>50263997
What are you talking about, banter is a common orc pastime.

Bully the orc but be prepared to be bullied back.

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>>50263997

Orcs in dresses thread?

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>>50264059
Some can pull off-white off.

>>50264060
You and me both, anon.

WOT DA ZOG IS DIS

DIS AIN'T PROPA ORKY

>>50263997
>When your dress is three sizes too small

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>>50264148
Don't complain. It looks nice.

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>>50263997
Of course not - do you take me for a barbarian?

now an elf on the other hand...

>not bullying orcs
>not bullying orcs sexually

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>>50264059
She would look stunning in aquamarine, nephritis or teal, though. I mean, yeah, sure, white is the color of innocence and purity and all that, but it looks shit with such a deep and muddy green color.

>>50264331
>implying you aren't the orcs loving husband after defeating her in honorable combat
>implying you aren't raising your 15 warrior children with care and patience so one day they might serve the clan as warchief.

Anon confirmed for shit taste.

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>>50264331
>orcish courtship is careful bullying
>no bully orc unless you mean it

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>>50264355
how about this?

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>>50263997
oo's a bully!?

>>50264383
Yes, very good, although not quite there yet. Plain aquamarine is not enough.
How about adding golden embroidery? Butterfly motif would look good, I presume.

>>50264383
I want to do lewd things to this orc, with the dress on.

>>50264331
>Half orcs are actually the result of human men bullying female orcs into submission
>Male orcs are too dumb to react to it and continue to hit each other over the head with a club like ''cavemen''

>>50264397
You's a git 'n yer theefs tiny.

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>>50263997
>tusks
>on a goddamned upright walking sapiant
the fuck was your god thinking, "I want a race that can never close it's fucking mouth, or run the risk of punching a hole through it's ;lips.
Tusks ,not even fangs what the hell is the point of that? did your god say well they don't look enough like boars already so let's slap some useless fucking teeth that will never stop growing and be generally uncomfortable.
Seriously what the fuck is up with tusks, why would any predatory species have tusks instead of fangs, or just ordinary canines? That shit must be awkward as fuck and from what i know is generally only used for competitions and self defense and god knows orks are not going to be using those tusks as effectively as fangs.

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>>50264428
Hurr hurr... Das a guddun'

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>>50264383
Well it's better than nothing but for fairness of comparison we should study her wearing nothing.

>>50264059
In my experience as a brown person, white can work fucking phenomenally, it really does simply depend on your bearing.
I have a white, 3 piece zoot suit, white fedora (with an ace of diamonds) and white Stacy Adams croc skins, that I occasionally mix up with dark shirts and vests with no jacket in summer, and I rock that shit.

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>>50263997
>>50264383
She's gorgeous no matter what she's wearing.

I want to treat her like the lovely green queen she is.

>>50264449
The same reason we have wisdom teeth.
Used to have use for them, then they grew smaller when they evolved for more upright walking and kissing on the lips

>>50264450
Yous got no dakka, an' yous choppy iz weak like a 'umie GROT!
FOIGHT ME!

>>50264504
>>kissing on the lips
LEWD
TOO LEWD

>>50264493
Same here, anon. Same here.

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>>50264571

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>>50264402
>>50264383
Did it myself in the end.
Now all she needs is a proper crest on her midsection.

>>50264584
>>/d/

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>>50263997

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>>50264610
better?

>>50264594
NICE

>>50264594
Today /tg/ helped an orc get dressed for a party.
Maybe not a crest, a belt maybe?

>>50264584
>>50264610

He's got a wedding ring so it isn't weird, that's just what spouses do.

>>50264580
>>50264493

Yeah, well I want to court her into my bed, pump her full of some bastards, and leave town the next month.

>>50264629
NOW IT ISN'T EVEN SPOILERED!

>>50264655
Joke's on you nerd, that just means I can take care of her and her children while making some of our own. Forming a large, rich family of mercenaries and finding true happiness.

>>50264655
Found the bard.

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>>50264449
I think it's just more like this but with a bit of an underbite.

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>>50264449

big teef betta den small teef

>>50264481
But are you a green person?

>>50263997
She chose the wrong battlefield for her talents. Just like those elven socialites would get destroyed in an instant if they dared to enter physical combat against experts, she should not have expected mercy when she showed up inexperienced and underequipped in someone else's area of expertise.

>>50264594
I just want her to stop being sad.

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>>50264449

>>50264594
Hot damn, that's a pretty dress!

>>50264822
Suddenly /tg/ is designing orc fashion, I like this.

Might have a ~~~new~~~ fetish for muscle girls in dresses

>>50264853
Wow, fucked up the strike through.

More! More orcs (and maybe barbarian girls) in pretty dresses!

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>>50264853

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>not posting the good ending

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>>50264651
>Today /tg/ helped an orc get dressed for a party.

stuff like this is why I still occasionally come back here; fun little moments in amongst a seas of autistic screaming and saltiness.

>>50264965
Wish it could happen more often. I was never around for great moments when /tg/ got shit done because of how late I got in to tabletops.
Always hoping to catch or spark off something cool, especially a setting people made here.

>>50264449
The facepaint looks skyrimish, and in tes the orcs were originally elves until boethia ate their god trinimac and shat him out as the god of freaks and losers, cursing them in the process.

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>>50264965
>That fucking image
KEK

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>>50265006
fellow latecomer here anon, sometimes you have to take the matter into your own hands.

chin up, maybe one time you'll be part of a thread that does something fun and unique

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>>50264594
And some final minor additions.
I'm done.

>>50265048
[spoilers]I love it because I'm the kind of tool who would play a character like that[/spoilers]

>>50265057
beautiful anon, just beautiful

[spoilers]gonna add a happy little sidequest now to any future campaign involving helping a orc lady woo the man she likes[/spoilers]

>>50265052
One day it shall happen.
Maybe soon, actually been looking for a new setting with my old group. Wonder how well a world building thread would do.

>>50265057
That is a well dressed orc

>>50265081
At a fancy party?

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>>50265062
>>50265081
well tits

>>50264954
OK, sauce?

>>50265093
of course. I've had half a mind for a while now to include some of my knowledge of mughal india in a campaign setting; maybe something there. could be a lot of fun

>>50265057
This picture is now about a bashful orc girl who's not used to her newfound popularity.

>>50263997
I'M GONNA BULLY ORC-CHAN

HER BIG SOFT MUSCLES ARE GROSS AND SMELL BAD!

>>50264939
bit extreme perhaps.

>>50265104
https://bigmsaxon.tumblr.com he did the OP pic and the comic ending in a drawthread here.

>>50265143
Anyone have a link to the comic?

>>50265090
I'd say go for it, nothing to really lose

>>50265154
I just fucking gave it to you. That's it, that's the whole thing.

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>bullying orc
>not being bullied by orc

You will never be bullied by your orcfu.

>>50265154
Spoon fed: http://bigmsaxon.tumblr.com/tagged/orc/page/2

>>50265177

Only if she lets me bully her in the bedroom.

>>50265207

My bad, I though there were more than 2 pages to the comic.

>>50265214
Both pics were requests in the drawthread, that's why that's all that exists of it.

What a worthwhile thread

>>50265211
>>50265177

>TFW you never get to have a relationship with an Orc girl centered around out-dominating each other both in an out of the bedroom.

This is my ideal relationship. Basically two adults acting like kids over a petty competition that we know is petty, but we both have so much fun we don't care.

>>50265251
"ur a faget"

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Would you a magical orc girl /tg/?

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>>50265251

>>50264363
it has been a long long time since Ive seen this DeviantArt pic

>>50265257
Hey now, having a rousing game of "Who's wearing the ball-gag" is hardly childish. I think it's a fun game for the bedroom.

>>50265264
BONER NO. We've already made enough spaghetti as it is over the new Vanille. We don't need a new fetish until at least later today.

>>50265289
would marry/10

>>50265289
I REQUIRE ORC GIRLS IN SUNDRESSES NOW.

Orc girls a cute

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>>50265299
>>50265289
>>50265251
>>50265216
10/10 Would marry and adventure until retiring and settling down with.

>>50265327
seconded

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>>50265338

>>50265319
More of this, yes.

>>50265327
>>50265349
Thirded!

>>50265338
>Orc girls a best.
FTFY

>>50265351

why do all 3 look familiar I cant put my finger on it

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>>50265351

>>50263997

>Playing an orc
>Not having the self confidence to deal with whatever shit people throw at you

Kk mate. My current game I'm a half-orc, and on telling he local guard about a necromancer in the area, they arrested me on suspicion of being he necromancer. I spent my three days in jail making sure the guards and prisoners were healthy and by he time I left the city guard actively liked me. Get on my level, scrub.

Is Valla's player in the house?

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>>50265136
This is the only other one i have in a dress or anything approaching a dress.

>>50265366
probably something to do with the words "draw thread" on the sign

>>50265394

I dont use the draw thread tho

>>50265393
Now that I can get behind.... unless it wants to get behind me ;)

>>50265289
I don't know what the hell it is that makes this so intriguing; perhaps its the way that the hard, militant brutality of orciness can be combined with the beauty and tranquility of such a feminine item of clothing. thoughts?

>>50264793

Man, eating has got to be a huge pain in the ass with teeth like that.

All of the teeth responsible for chewing meat are flat as hell. They are more like vegans with a jaw like that.

I might actually play an orc now.

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>>50265443

>>50265430

What makes it appealing is the fact it is 2D instead of 3DPD.

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>>50265521
Orcs are made for bullying

>>50265453
>militant orc vegans

blatantly stolen for campaign shenanigans, cheers anon

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>this thread

Anons..you need to stop. I come from /aco/ and these orcs are ripe with implied lewd. I cannot take it

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Serious question, what would Orcs be like in Tolkien's age of information?

Could they, confined to Mordor and distant mountains, excel in the industrial revolution or would humanity surpass them? Would they colonize with everyone else in the age of exploration?

With the Elves all leaving for Arda or the deepest forests that mankind will never breach, who moves into their territory?

As monarchies expand, will Orc chieftains marry their children into the extended royal family of Middle Earth? As monarchies die out in revolution, will Orcs be predisposed for dominance as the first autocrats, Communists, or republics?

What color does an orc turn when they blush?
If their blood is red wouldn't their blushes be brown?

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>>50265458

>>50264070
That's tan though.

>>50265521
3cute5me

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>>50265555
Anon, not all of life is lewd.

Some of us dream not just of fucking Orc waifus, but of having a beer and watching the game with the Orc in the mailroom who's the only other Riekland Reavers fan in the office.

>>50265589
Considering that Tolkien was very much "Industrialization is bad, old ways are good" I imagine that ONLY the Orcs, and Evil Men, would be in the age of information. Good Men, Hobbits, Dwarves, and Elves would all be living the way they always had.

>>50265582
Source?

>>50265555

>Implied lewd

Most are just cute, anon.

cute=/= lewd

Cute gets my dick harder than lewd though. It's why I always thought Rikku was better than Lulu back when FFX was an on topic vidya game.

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>>50264363

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>>50264584
I will not stand for this

This is a Christian Board!

>>50265652

The artist in question is one named cedargrove.

M'zurga is the orcess in question.

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>>50265596
Depends on how oxygen-rich the blood, and how thin their skin.

In the soft parts it may blush like a green-tinged human so it'd still be rosy on top of the green, if they have skin like leather it may be almost invisible.

Orcs usually have black blood in fiction, so they'd turn a darker shade of green.

To determine it, first imagine what a bloodless Orc looks like. Black people turn almost gray-ish, Caucasians turn milky-white. The effect the red has on us is more akin to saturation of tone. My guess is the standard bloodless Orc would look more yellow, the dark richness of blood making that yellow a deep green.

>>50265680

Man, that is some clean feet. The bottom of my feet are almost black at the moment. I have been barefoot all day long. Need to take a bath.

>>50265688

Christ lady, have you never heard of blocking before?

With wounds like that I could give you an infection when I blow a load in your face.

>>50265680
Best

>>50265094
just write spoiler instead of spoilers

>>50265423
Does Orc have Puss-Puss?

>>50265653
I only understood some of that.

>>50265619
I'm new to tg, between urban unease and other fun threads it is taking time to separate the interest in gameing from the sea of porn

>>50265626
>>50265589

Arda is supposed to be a prehistory of our own world (I know it sounds stupid, but it was a common convention of fantasy literature of his time.) So their information age is also our own information age. Hobbits became all the humans Tolkien liked (white English country gentry and the rural poor whom he valiantly sent to die in WWI) and orcs became all the humans Tolkien didn't like (all nonwhite people, plus urban working-class white people.)

>>50265676
>To determine it, first imagine what a bloodless Orc looks like. Black people turn almost gray-ish, Caucasians turn milky-white.
Why do you know this?

>>50263997
Green Michelle Obama.

>>50265626
I think that was cultural though, he wasn't against modernization so much as industrialization and shutting oneself away from what was old.

California was founded by similar men. Explorer-missionaries who saw the smoke and misery of the cities as sinful, and thought that God dwelled in the forests and the farmland. The whole concept of modern public parks began with them, wanting the cities that would be established to awlways be within walking distance of the "chapel of the forest" and opposed the cattle ranchers in favor of agricultural farming.

The idea didn't succeed much in California, but in Oregon and Washington there's very strong environmental laws and requirements for undeveloped land and parks that really do ensure everyone is within walking distance of nature or a park.

Elves and the good men would be like that I think.

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someone needs to photoshop this green and add tusks

black hair optional

and tattoos

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>>50263997
What would an Orc kingdom look like?

Would it work?

>>50265652
Cedargrove. Did a series by comission of a group of Orcs who killed all their males after a rape victim, her, killed her chieftain and left the baby to die in the forest.

They took over part of a human kingdom and took the women as slaves, men as husbands. Its basically cuckold porn, but the Orc women cuckolding your wife by fucking you instead of the other way around.

Its pretty hot, but the lines like fathers watching their sons fuck hot Orc chicks who say "your line ends here, your son will give me healthy Orcs" is off-putting. Still, story and image are pretty independent of each other.

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>>50265776
I've always imagined orcs as Mongols, so something resembling the Mongol Empire with a warrior caste at the top but inheriting the bureaucracies of the lands they conquer.

in short, yes.

Can anyone tell me the fuck this thread is even about?

And you must be color-blind to put uniformly green clothes on green skin and consider it anything else than retarded. Do you even basic contrast?

>>50265724
I'm almost certain Orcs are Germans. Also that Tolkien was writing what was supposed to be a myth for England rather than literal truth according to his letters to friends, like a modern Japan full of spirits and the Emperor being a wizard who has chats with the creator goddess that's his ancestor.

>>50265820
>I've always imagined orcs as Mongols

See:
>>50265458
>>50265600
>>50265443


>>50265835
>Can anyone tell me the fuck this thread is even about?
Fem-Orcs, best orcs.

>>50265673
>>50265799
Thanks, lads. Looks enjoyable.

>>50265744
Michelle is hot though.

Ivanka is just some Slav maid.

>>50265844
The way he freely compares any and all undesirable people to orcs in the appendices makes it clear that they're not Germans or any other particular race. Anyway, he knew enough of history to know that Englishmen and Germans aren't exactly isolated and have a lot of shared Saxon blood.

And it's true that he didn't expect people to take his fiction as true. But it was a conceit of his fiction that it was presented as the history of the real world we live in now. Arda plus an additional 3 or 4 ages equals Tolkien's Earth, not a separate timeline.

>>50265776
Like Russia.

Glorified raiding and trading chieftains until a ruler brutal enough unites them, savages one world age behind until a charismatic woman marries into the family from another race and slaps them into modern civilization, then a revolution that fucks them up and makes them slaves and cannon-fodder for warlord ambitions until the present when they become a gigantic cult of personality bent on world domination and fucking everyone else's alliances in a "legal" way.

>>50265859
i'm not even from /pol/ but i'm going to have to disagree with you.

>>50265859
She's not ugly, but I wouldn't call Michelle hot

Kind of plain desu

>>50265897
On Michelle or Ivanka?

Because I can chock up the former to personal taste, but the latter I'd call the closest subjective thing to objective.

>>50265900
Sauce? I need it for... research

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So the Warcraft movie was at least somewhat a shit letdown, even to Warcraft fans, but Draka was pretty damn good right?

>>50264481
Yeah, white looks great against brown. But the orc lady above is green, not brown. White and green don't go well together.

>>50265126
WE DID GOOD, /TG/. WE DID GOOD.

>>50265776

>that conan pose

God, I fucking love orcs.

>>50265954
>tags: cum inflation, monster girl, solo female, solo male

>>50265799
the term is cuck queen

>>50265900
dam son

>>50266007
also

tags: vanilla

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>>50266007
kek

>>50265883
Maybe I didn't describe that well. You know how in most science fiction, it's taken as a given that the fictional world's past is the same as our own? It's taking a real past and adding a fictional future to it. Well, with Tolkien (and a lot of other classic fantasy authors,) it's the reverse. They're writing a fictional past that they're attaching to our real present and future.

>>50265748
>California was founded by similar men. Explorer-missionaries who saw the smoke and misery of the cities as sinful, and thought that God dwelled in the forests and the farmland. The whole concept of modern public parks began with them, wanting the cities that would be established to awlways be within walking distance of the "chapel of the forest" and opposed the cattle ranchers in favor of agricultural farming.

That kind of behavior has been around since the first ascetics wandered off into the Egyptian desert.

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>>50265966
>White and green don't go well together.
Absolute horseshit

>>50266051
And now it's a smog-choked hellhole run by some of the most depraved and amoral men in the world.

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>>50266064

My gentleman of negroid complexion.

>>50265430
>Draw a cute girl
>Add tusks
>Call it an orc

There you go

>>50265720

Rikku and Lulu are characters from a video game called Final Fantasy X (10) which is abbreviated as FFX. Lulu was a magic caster with an hour glass figure, big ol' dick sucking lips, huge tits and a nice ass wearing loads of leather with belts and was a pretty good reference for 'hot damn' personified.

Rikku was cute, bubbly side character wearing skimpy clothes with very little figure but an upbeat, happy-go-lucky personality.

Rikku>Lulu in regards to the type of woman who makes my dick hard.

>Go to /tg/
>Explain vidya references

FFX wasn't all that long ago, hell it's only been

HOLY SHIT! FFX was 15 years ago. There are people on /tg/ right now who weren't old enough to read when that game came out.

I am getting old.

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>>50266080
It wasn't too bad until a few years ago when assholes started to rebel.

Oh hey good for you guys yeeha and the plucky underdogs getting freedom against the big evil gubment.

Turns out those plucky underdogs were the Muslim Brotherhood.

I think I'm seeing some sort of pattern emerging.

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>>50266100
>negroid
you mean orc

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>>50266116
Looks like FF15 only has one waifu to choose from.

She's cute at least.

>>50264449
Sexual display

>>50264655
>Givin some uvva guy free whelps

Wot a moron.

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>>50266186

>>50265884
But they were even more fucked before the revolution.
Why did you think the reds got so much support?

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>>50266064
To think something like that, he must be a complete s u c k e r.

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>>50265954

The orcs were actually good, though. In fact, they were easily the best thing about that movie.

>>50266243
>in the end, she relents
>heals rabbit
>eats child

>>50266243
Truly.

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>>50266237

>>50266265
I was honestly worried they were gonna go in the modern WoW direction of "Orcs Dindu nuffin"
But the Orcs were fucking monsters, and it was awesome.

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>>50263997
No raep for you, greenskin!

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>>50266298
>But the Orcs were fucking monsters, and it was awesome.

Maybe it's because I'm a die-hard orcfag, but I found them pretty sympathetic.

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>this ceremony is boring
>my feet hurt
>uncle Gruzzakh's drum music is even older than him
>aunt Razzla's boys are dumb
>I wish I was at home training with my wolf pup

>>50266329
You misunderstand me. The Modern Lore is very much Orcs didn't do anything wrong, it was all the Legion's Fault, etc. etc. Making Humans out to be the bad guys.
The Movie made the Orcs fucking savages, while still keeping key characters as sympathetic and relatable.
It was the only part of the movie I liked, because they found a good balance.

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>>50266243
She should eat the rabbit and get him a wolf pup

Eating the rabbit teaches him that the world must sometimes be harsh and force us to do things we don't want to do to survive, as orcs often must, but raising the wolf pup would teach him how to care for others and the value of loyalty, would give him the pet and companion he wishes for and would result in the family having a loyal and useful animal

And, when his pet finally passes, he will be a a perfect age to learn how to grieve

>>50266389

Ah, I see.

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>>50263997
>>50264043
>>50264060
Reminder that Valla the Orc does not deserve a loving nor romantic partner who loves her. She is an Orc, and Orcs are nothing but brutish savages with no form of organized civility. She deserves to be shamed and mocked at for the brute she is, same for evey other Orc out there.

-Friendly reminder from a local Civil Security Officer/Official

>>50266341
>the human boy has a dog

>dogs are stupid

>Wolves are cool

>the human boy is always nice to me

>I will have the wolf eat his dog

>then we will be able to talk and it won't be weird

>I wonder if the human boy likes punching

>>50266241
Yeah, but they wasted their chance.

>>50266389
You play Warlords?

Good Orcs were savage as fuck, and Draenor is super Vietnam. "Good Orcs" are isolationists, evil ones wanted to unite in order to eradicate the shot like Ogres and mind-control fungus and demigods that skullfucked all like but didn't know when to stop killing.

>>50266456
Except in TES and Faerun.

>>50265776
>>50265820
I prefer orcs as native americans

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>this orc girl tells you that you are her wife now
What do you do?

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>>50266664

>>50266664
>this orc girl tells you that you are her wife now
>What do you do?

Check my pants for missing equipment apparently?

>>50266703
She already did that for you, maybe that is why you are her wife now.

>>50266546

Man, fuck Warlords. Leveling was actually pretty great... the first time. Then a chore the second time. And then being max level was so bad that I didn't even want to slog through the leveling again for it.

Is Legion any better? Cause I admit I miss playing Warcraft, I miss my Worgen (originally human) Death Knight and Draenei Enhancement Shaman.

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>>50266664
Let what happens happen. Even if I end up getting ritually sacrificed, hey, it was part of the risk.

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>>50266664

Remind her that humans are not Orc property. Then allow her to instead be my wife.

>>50266723
>Is Legion any better?

Depends, are you ok with Illidan becoming a complete dindu good boy and kill stealing Gul'dan? But yeah it is better than orclords, but then again even getting raped by a pack of HIV positive wild dogs is better than orclords.

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>>50266793
>humans are not orc property
>but making an orc human property is okay

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>this thread

Man, I have 7 more hours of work. Once I get home, if this thread is still up, I'll have some more orcs in dresses to post.

>>50266852
godspeed anon.

>>50266826
Yes, that's correct.

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How do I get an orc girlfriend?

>>50266878
Either be a tough motherfucker and impress her so she wants your dick or be a cute little boy that she wants to own as a pet/wife.

>>50266878
>find an orc tribe
>kill all adults
>see if there are any cute female orclets among those left alive
>if no: return to step 1
>if yes: adopt it and raise it to become your perfect orc waifu

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>>50266664
do some zug zug with her

>>50267014
Hard as diamonds... Holy fucking shit.

>>50266878
>head over to tumblr
>or southern U.S.

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>>50266878
Get in good with her troll best friend.

>>50267014
Mod liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!

>>50266182
>not wanting your male harem

gay

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Oh hai whats going on in this thread?

>>50266720
So in Orc culture, the submissive domestic role is wife regardless of which gender it is.

I'm okay with this, and I think our armies can overrun everyone who isn't.

>>50266723
I dunno, I quit WoW with Warlords. I really miss it, but I don't have the time for MMOs anymore. I need singleplayer content to play whenever and not need for daily resets and people to play with.

>>50266802
>Depends, are you ok with Illidan becoming a complete dindu good boy
So Warcraft 3 Illidan is retconned back?
>and kill stealing Gul'dan?
Original or alt universe? I'm okay with alt Gul'dan, even if that arc was kind of promised to Thrall. I'm pretty sick of Thrall.
>But yeah it is better than orclords, but then again even getting raped by a pack of HIV positive wild dogs is better than orclords.
Orclords was better than Cata and the middle patches for WOLK.

>>50267334
>you will never cook for your orc wife
>you will never cuddle up to her in bed
>you will never have soft snu snu with her
>she will never slap your butt softly to show you her appreciation

>>50267325
Pelor is anti-undead, you nut. Or at least evil undead, I think he gets along with Evening Glory.

>>50265052
Took me a while before the image made sense.

>>50264061
>She punches you so hard you can feel the front of your teeth wiggling loose

"Haha, silly human. It's just a bit of the bantz! Just a bit of the bantz, mate!"

>>50267399
Wives manage the household and assume command of hubby's life when hubby is dead or away.

While the female husband is away, you're warboss and get to order around the slaves and goblins.

>>50264453

What the hell is wrong with her legs. Orcs aren't digitigrade.

>>50267014
Love the pubes, nice touch.

>>50267652
>locking her knees
>heels
>Artisitc flare

It's weird, but it's not quite digitigrade

>>50267014
I want her to casually sit on my face like it is the most normal thing in the world.

>>50265177
>Orc amazon bully cleric boy
The BEST

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>>50266243
>>50266436

Incidental reminder: the orc in these pix, Rukhash, is a wonderfully well-written character and it's well worth reading the story about her and Cadoc the ranger: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7501884/1/Splint

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>>50267790

Meanwhile, there's another rather entertaining bit of orc waifu writefaggotry to be found on eight-chan's monster girl board, the story of Thomas and Lorka (be sure to start with the archived first half the story which is linked to from the first post of the "Part 2" thread here): 8-c-h-.-n-e-t/monster/res/161499.html

Be sure to remove the hyphens in the root domain, they're just there to fool an overly twitchy spam-filter.

>>50266826
>but making an orc human property is okay
The only property they're being made into is that of the cold, hard, dirt.

>>50267408
>he thinks thats Pelor
>he doesnt know about the burning hate

>>50267989
Hey edgemaster, my sword needs sharpening.

>>50265680
>You will never have a thick female orc ass on your face
So sad

>>50265799
>Cedargrove
Links?

>>50266664
Be the best damn wife for her
Keep her hut clean and tidy
Make sure she has a meal waiting for her every day she comes home
Father several green kids
Worship that green ass every night
Probably die of crushed pelvis

>>50267442
How most human-orc conflicts start.

>>50267014
humbly requesting the orc mod to make such a cutie

>>50268187
https://e621.net/post/index/1/cedargrove

Full pics and stories. Sorry for the site, but its the best link I have.

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>>50265351

>>50267218

Is that a mod for the PC?

That is just how they look on the PS4 version of Skyrim all the time.

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This has been a good thread

Will definitely consider adding orc cuties to my next campaign

Just kidding, I've been adding them for years now. Have a picture of an orc gunslinger NPC from one of my games that a kind drawfag created for me.

>>50268532

Surely you jest, look at that majestic grass and dirt texturing. Such finery would, nay COULD only be possible with the use of the PC.

>>50268552
>one-armed
>revolver
So, how does one reload?

>>50266793
>Remind her that humans are not Orc property
Pretty sure they are
Or at least should be

>>50266878
Be cute, submissive, and useful
Also get your ass dragged off in a raid

>>50267334
>So in Orc culture, the submissive domestic role is wife regardless of which gender it is.
Y'know, I like this, probably have it due to a mistranslation or something from the different roles in their society

>>50267399
So sad

>>50267712
>You will never be casually minding your own business when a powerfully built orc amazon walks up to you
>She will never shove you over without a word and plant her thick green ass on your face before you have a chance to move
>She will never relax there for several hours, completely ignoring you as you struggle under her, not getting up until long after you've given in

>>50268569
I'm guessing she sticks the revolver somewhere - a holster, a pocket, between her legs - and uses a moon clip, if not loading each round individually. I found an amputee chick on a google search with a few videos on what she does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Fhzcr_qwo

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>>50268569

>>50266664
Worst case scenario she has a penis.
I'm still OK with this.

>>50268569
Orally.

>>50267014
body mod?

>>50268569
She was an accomplished gunslinger before losing an arm, but afterwards she used a mixture of having a brace of revolvers, ample use of the spell Reloading Hands, and eventually had a child cohort that would follow her around and reload the guns for her.

In a pinch she could reload it herself, it just took longer then normal.

>>50268627
Kek

>>50268668
>gulp down bullets pre-combat
>regurgitate into gun as necessary
bulimia refined into art or war

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more green cuties!!!

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>>50268855

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But what if it's orks bullying other orks? A recent character I played in a Shadowrun game came from an extreme hardline ork supremacist group but fell out with them pretty hard after falling in love with an elf girl.

>>50268855

>Drunk and Busty Orc Samurai QT 3.14

I think I am in love.

>>50268923
Western Gangers are like Lone Star. The world is improved when you kill them.

>>50268870
>Dat Pixar face

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>>50268870

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>>50268952

>>50268962
Isn't it Dreamworks face?

>>50265900
Sause?

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>>50268923
Bully how?

>You will never have a proper non-mod fantasy Civ game
>You will never have an Orcish cultural victory over Elves as they listen to your pop music and wear your blue jeans of FREEDOM and CAPITALISM after surviving their primitive infantry charges against your mechanized infantry and resisting repeated Kobold nuclear detonations on your capital, all thanks to your masterful diplomacy with mankind and using the United Nations as a tool to benefit them for your mutual success as they fruitlessly pursue a space program you keep sabatoging

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>>50269139
There's a Goblin city building game coming out soon-ish

>>50263997
>draw a female
>paint her green
>call it an orc
why is this allowed?

>>50269344
>have assburgers
>make a shitty post
why is this allowed?

>>50269344
Because Orc are green women.

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>>50267106
>Skipping over the Voodoo

Plebian taste, anon.

>>50269452
>total elf face

>>50269344
Because all Orcs are female, they reproduce asexually.

>>50264043
>implying orcs are people

>>50269060
Alright, getting a promotion.

>>50269591
Well, yeah. Elves are just Trolls corrupted by magic and mutated.

>Your orc gf will never try dressing up as a normal human female to entice you.
>She will never blush, embarrassed at having to wear a skirt and blouse.
>She will never actually bathe as well.

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

>>50269653
Now you're just turning Orcs into generic Tomboys.
Not that that's a bad thing, I love tomboys, but come on man.

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>>50269653
Sorry, bathing is mandatory if I'm to cook and clean and beat the goblins for not cooking and cleaning.

>>50265776
I make my Orcs Norse analogues.

Orc Vikings whose reputation is of cruel reavers who can strike anywhere. But usually they enjoy trading.

Current Emperor is a Cnut the Great expy, an Orc who conquered the three Warring Human Kingdoms and is doing pretty well.

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>>50265753

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>>50263997
FUCKING ELFS REEEEEEE

>>50269677
Do they do Flyting?

>>50269803
Well, my setting is Basically Early England.

So everyone practices Flyting

From the Celtic Elves to the Saxon Humans to the Orcish Norse.

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>>50269738
not original requester but nice work anon

>>50269139
You can sorta do that in Fall from Heaven II

Not the space program though

>>50269592
>they reproduce asexually.
No, they reproduce via snu snu, all their young are orcs true, but they still need to fuck something

This was a fun thread, more orcs when?

>>50270151
I still have 3 hours at work. I'll post when I'm home

>>50270203
Yay!

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>>50270151
I have some more let me see if I can be assed to dig a few of them out.

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>>50270302