Name me 10 monk character concepts that aren't Jackie Chan.

>>50242094

Mad monk with a moose cock.

The Venom Mob have a dirth of various monk types to choose from

The Kid with the Golden Arms and his rival Iron Feet
The Drunken shariff Hi Tao
All members of the Venom Clan
The One armed Boxer
Bat without Wings (a Thief and serial rapist/murderer)
Gold Snake Xia Xueyi,
The characters from Life Gamble (one of them uses throwing knives and one is a black smith who makes weapons for people after they teach him a technique of theirs).

>>50242094
A really classy Monk whose powers rely on his really expensive sui-...wait a fucking minute.

>>50242094
1) Jackie Cha...

FUCK!

>>50242094
Are you saying that there are other ways to play as Jackie Chan?

>>50242094
I'd rather just play a campaign where all the classes are just different incarnations of Jackie Chan.

>cartoon jackie with talismans and magic
>drunken master jackie
>immortal scholar jackie from Forbidden Kingdom
>Rush Hour jackie (comes with a Chris Tucker hireling)
>sleazy attorney jackie from Dragons Forever
>Tuxedo jackie
>Mr. Nice Guy jackie
>cowboy jackie
>Big Soldier jackie
>super spy jackie

every class has a "trouble" meter, where you have to indicate how much trouble you want, and how much trouble you are currently in.

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>>50242094

Bruce Lee
Donnie Yen
Jet LI
Jean Claude Van Damme
Chuck Norris
Jason Statham
Tony Jaa
Iko Uwais
Steven Seagal
Eric Roberts

>>50242211
If you went the Twin Dragons rout would you get to play as two Jackie Chan's?

>>50242094
>the wizened old master teaching the stupid american to defend himself
>a kung fu focused police officer from hong kong forced to team up with a brash american cop
>an ordinary everyman granted kung fu powers by a high tech suit that makes the wearer a monk
>a monk centered on hunting down the ancient talismans of his order to use them against the ancient evil that has awoken
>the old drunken master in search of the monkey king
>a monk raised from the dead and given superpowers by the same artifact as the big bad
>the monk assistant/bodyguard to a mad inventor circmnavigating the globe
>a monk transported to the american west as part of the influx of Chinese labor
>part of an order of anthropomorphic/furry monks
> kung fu babysitter
ha. i didn't mention jackie chan once

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>>50242168

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/f/ pls go

>>50242094

>Immaculate Thunder Jin Ru, Herald of the church of Stendarr

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>>50242094
Bane.

Seriously, I ran an evil Monk as being a barely disguised Bane serving a lawful evil empire. It was really fun!

Goku
Gohan
Goten
Trunks
Vegeta
Yamcha
Tien
Chiaozu
Krillin
Jackie Chan

>>50242606
>Yamcha
we said monks not cuckheads

>>50242094

Benedictine
Franciscan
Dominincan
Cistercian
Canossian
Carmelite
Sulpician
Augustinian
Capuchin
Salesian

>>50242094
segata sanshiro

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>>50242094

>>50242606
YOU FORGOT HERCULE

>>50242718

You know it'd be too OP to play as The Champ.

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>>50242094

>>50242094
Bruce Lee,
Mad Monk Rasputin (guy was a tough motherfucker)
Johnny Cage
Buddha (Charisma and Wisdom out the Ass)

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>I've seen some shit: the monk/wizard

>>50242512
>you are not supposed to be here, marked one

>>50242227

For fucks sake is this how far we have fallen? What the fuck is this shit and who the hell thought it was a good idea?

>>50242872
Everyone in that fucking franchise has seen some shit.

>>50242965
it's basically blatant fanservice with the excuse of haha it's all a joke

>>50242094
the kid from karate kid.

A wandering priest who only kind of tries to recruit followers into the faith. She's actually a government spy keeping tabs on some group, possibly the players.
A massive pile of muscle who lives for fighting, so much so that he calls out all of his attacks, no matter how mundane they are.
A shell-shocked hermit who lives in some wooded area that became a major battleground for some big war some time back. There are several things she had to do to survive this and she's proud of none of them, so she strikes out in an attempt to escape the ghosts of her past.
The town drunk has tried everything available in the town and has become bored. He ventures forth in search of new tastes that he can black out to.
A grandmaster of her art comes to the realization that all her pupils are manchildren and she can't stand them. She slips away under the cover of night and relocates to a sizeable town where she operates a daycare so she can work with actual children.
They told him it was just a figure of speech. They told him it was impossible. They told him he could never even come close to succeeding. He's going to prove them wrong and be the first man to ever move a mountain.
The former bodyguard of some major crimelord has decided to leave the business and take up farming. The business isn't quite ready to let her go.
He's a sculpture/performance artist. He makes his art by chopping away at marble, ice, hedge, and what have you. Half of the art is the show he puts on with his attacks. The other half is the wonderful sculpture he leaves behind.
She knows a little magic. Namely, she can change his appearance, she has a heightened resistance to fire, and she can play dead well enough to fool even magical means of detection. She uses these abilities to protest any cause he can find by lighting herself on fire.
Jackie Chan.

>>50243001

But it's not even good fanservice. I mean seriously, i think with my dick as much as the next guy, but what the hell?

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>>50243079
Wait a second.
Aw piss.

>>50242340
>no Mad Dog
kurang greget!

>>50242094
Bruce Lee and Donnie Yen come to mind.

>>50242150
>dirth
You mean dearth, anon?

>>50242094
A dude that WANTS trouble.
A dude that DOESTN'T have a baby.
A dude that CAN'T fight with a ladder.
A dude that WON'T jump from a flying platform and land on an awning below.
A dude who ISN'T drunk.
A dude who DOESN'T learn kung fu from an old man after getting beat up.
A dude who NEVER cosplayed as Chun Li.
A dude who WASN'T in a porno.
A dude that COULDN'T rock the bowl cut.
A dude that SHOULDN'T not be Jackie Chan.
... wait a sec- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>50242094

Worf.

>>50243105
I know this is gonna be a shocker, but some guys like to see girls pressed up against other girls in swimsuits.

>>50243105

You don't (really) fap to Keijo!!, you laugh your ass off.

>>50243703
I think he means the opposite of a dearth, considering he listed a whole bunch.

>>50243136
It still kills me every time I see Yayan Ruhian an Iko Uwais in Star Wars.

>>50243001
>he thinks Keijo is fappable
It's action and comedy and more than a bit of making fun of sports anime. If you're hoping for something erotic, it's not going to do that for you.

>>50243867

Yes, I like it as well, it's just there are other mediums that better accomplish that objective

>>50243873

But there is nothing funny about....

What the hell am I doing? Arguing with anons about that which brings them joy just because I don't like it. I've gone full retard. Sorry boys, enjoy your entertainment.

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>>50242374
You dun did gud

>>50242211
Where does the Karate Kid reboot Jackie come in? I really liked him in that

>>50243921
Yeah. On one side, Indonesians on Star Wars!
On the other hand, though, they're just monster chum at the end. Not even showing off their fighting stuff.
They did use Sundanese in the dialogue with Han Solo tho.

>>50242094
Zenyatta.

>>50244257
>I am currently on fire. However, an extinguisher is not required.

He's mah boi.

>>50242094
Zhang Wen's portrayal of Xuan Zang in the newer adaptation of Journey to the West

>>50242094

Jet Li comes to mind, he always seems so calm
A wise old master like Pai Mei
Charming tea vendor who is secretly a badass
Kicking girl who kicks everything
Icy cold aristocrat with perfect form
Exotic weapon user, like urumi or something
Capoeira
Hundred hand slap sumo guy
Android sparring bot who gained sentience
Narcoleptic sleep-master, kind of like a drunken master

See, it's easy.

Come on, /tg/, are you really this new?

>>50242168
>>50242374
>>50242606
>>50243079
>>50243783
At least these guys got it.

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>>50244635
Oh you.

>>50244635
>Narcoleptic sleep-master, kind of like a drunken master

I'm intrigued. Can you tell me more?

Yip Man
https://youtu.be/x9ZRjIiNzhM?t=3m2s

>>50242340
>Chuck Norris
Too many guns

>>50244924

Not the poster you responded to but in the movie Last Hurrah for Chivalry there is a guy who basically fights while sleeping

>>50242965
JAPAAAAAAAAAN!

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>>50242094
Pic related.

>>50242094
They stole his elephants, now he's PISSED

>>50242094
Hulk Hogan
Randy Savage
The Undertaker
Russian bear wrestler
Pissed off bar fighter
BDSM master
Night creeping neck strangler
Crazy old man with a giant stick
Circus performer
Batman (With a lot of magic items)

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You have 10 seconds to explain why pic related isn't the best monk.

Pro-tip: you can't

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>>50245095
Because pic related is also a monk.

>>50245110
Naw, he's a Barbarian. Him, Hulk Hogan, and the Ultimate warrior all make great barbarians.

>>50245119
Maybe but wrestling is all about grabbing, never saw a good barbarian grappler.

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>>50242374

This motherfucker is operating on another level.

>>50244942
>vs 10 black belts who come at him one at a time

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>>50242374

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>>50245110
>>50245119
>>50245138
Fools. He's clearly a valor bard.
Pic related is how I monk.

>>50242211
Unarmed Combat/10

>>50242094
Dr. Strange
Rasputin
Putin
Trumps hair stylist
The weaboo who can actually fight
A roman puglist gladiator
A Sikh warrior
A Gurka warrior
A surfer who just finds kickboxing cool and learned it really really well
A kungfuu pirate from space

>>50243001
Both Keijo's sport and fanservice aspects are so ridiculous that it doesn't even really qualify as titillation or masturbation material. And with recent chapters it's basically becoming Baki-tier ridiculous.

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>>50242965
It's as if you don't like fun or something.

>>50244942
I like how at some you see them literally waiting until he finished with one opponent before finally attack. Was it made on purpose? Like a parody or something?

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>>50242211
holy shit that's hilarious.
I wanna do something like this now.

>>50246867

Nah - a LOT of martial arts (and action movies in general) do that. Otherwise the hero would just be dogpiled and get the shit kicked out of him. Possibly also the mob is afraid if they're the first to try it, that it'll interfere with their own defence and they'll get murderated before their friends catch up.

Take the Yakuza fight scene in Kill Bill for example, although that did handle it pretty well.

>>50242211
Would the NPCs also be Jackie Chan?

>>50247002
Well, they can make hero moving more around or just avoid idle opponents standing in camera frame. In this particular case we have fucking black belts, not random thugs, so that just looks cheap and stupid.

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>>50242094
This guy.

>>50242094
>No master of the flying guillotine

I am dissapointed, lads

>>50247200
Ip Man was a scary motherfucker though, I can't blame anyone for not wanting to be the first guy to step to him, black belt or not.

>>50246847
Looks pretty bad desu, would rather watch Japanese Fight Club again.

>>50246867
HONOUR

what are jackiechan essential movies ??

>>50247220

this is an amazing fight scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrYlNNy929Y

>>50248212
Oh yeah.

I admit i wish there were more ways to play a monk than just "wuxia not-chinese martial artist" like a pit fighter or pugilist or wrestler (pro or greco-roman) or a dozen other unarmed fighting styles but most games with the class pretty only focus on that.

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>>50245095

Detonating a nuke that was in your chest because you lost isn't martial arts, anon

>>50245370
That monk with the polonium dick thrusting techniques was fantastic.

>>50242094
My favorite, the drunken mas-FUCK!

>>50242606
I don't know what this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds dissapointing. And a lot like "Raditz"

Jackie Chan's uncle

>>50242094
Dante with Gaunlets
Saitama
Kamen Rider / Power Ranger
Daredevil
Luchador
Strong arm alchemist Alex Armstrong
Nightwing
Tifa Lockhart
Ken / Ryu
Machamp

What about a rey mistero style monk?

>>50243783
I liked this post.

>>50249123

It sounds weak to me.

A monk that's already attained enlightenment and found out that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Disgruntled Jac-

Monk.

>>50242340
>Steven Seagal
Well I'm sorry to hear that

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>>50242094
Bear Brawler
Katar Dervish
Wrestler
Harlequin/Wardancer
Onslaught Boxer
Superhuman Speedster
Pressure Point Specialist
Unstoppable Force Sumotori
Shinobi Disabler
Sudden Strike Crippler
Ki Mystic
Armored Charger
Blade Deflector
Master of the Rending Palm
Still As Water "I'm-not-even-moving,-why-can't-you-hit-me?" Grinning Master With a White Goatee
"Bash-A-Motherfucker-With-Another-Motherfucker" Colossus
Also pic related, Strong&Nimble Power Duo

Shall I continue?

>>50248212
The accents sound so weird in french. but that was fucking awesome.

>>50246867
eh, they're black belts, they might see dog piling as beneath them, and having more than three guys on him at once would interefere with the other henchmans attacks, so its not so bad, but yes its a shitty trope

>>50246847
I decided to give this show a chance and dropped it 2 minutes later for being every other anime ever. I love shit like this if it shows some damn self awareness, but it plays everything painfully straight. But kudos for it for dropping every premise of being anything other than straight fuckin fan service

>>50242211
But what about Jackie Chan holding a baby in a ladder factory

>>50242094

Jackie Gleason

>>50242636
underrated post.

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>>50247421
Has any fanservice heavy fighting animu yet surpassed this masterpiece?

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>>50242094
LOS TIBURON!

I've always wanted to play a monk who *really* likes money, to the point where the desire to save dosh gave him the mental and physical fortitude to master unarmed combat, the cheapest form of combat.

>>50250340
That story is so fucking cringeworthy

>>50249763
Who is that moustachebearer?

>>50250329

Gimme the name muthafucka

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>>50247004
Yes

Ex-slave from a tribe who use their bodies as weapons hardened by years and years of abuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrOPV2Z0uM

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>>50248212

>5:28
>He wraps the rope around himself to begin the formation of a knot, then contorts himself out of it and finishes the knot on the motherfucker trying to tie him up

>>50242094
>Ctrl+f Aang
>0 results
I'm very disappointed in you, /tg/

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Best monks or bestest monks?

>no one fucking gets this meme anymore

Jesus christ I haven't even been on 4chan that long but this one is classic

>>50242094
yip man (pummeling style martial artist)
brazilian wrestler (tetori)
herald/bodyguard of a noble (shoei > brother of the seal)
Kidnapper/hitman (manoeuver master pin in one turn cheese with some stealth feats and a x4 crit mod weapon for coup de grâce)
Occidental travelling monk (staff build)
Twister (the boxer) (martial artist and urban barbarian)
Brave (zen archer)

>>50242094
Acne Hijack
Cane Hijack
A Jack Chine
A Jack Niche
A Jean Chick
Ace Jan Hick
Each Jack In
Ache Jack In
Cake Jan Chi
Acne Jack Hi

>>50249767
Those are NOT French accents, that some old movie humorous accents. More precisely, those are French "underpaid voice actors that have to make up too many voices without any supervision" accents.

The Avatar

>>50253371
>Cake Jan Chi

Sounds like a fun guy.

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>>50242374
Fucking beautiful

>>50242094
Goku

>>50242094
Jaded yet wisened master who has retreated into solitude to seek peace before his death
An old champion who was wronged by a feudal warlord, sparking his quest for bloodlust and vengance
Corrupted warrior who is controlled by a malevolent oni
Kickass dudebro who wants nothing more than to chill on a beach
Indentured servant to a ruthless god-king, wanting to escape his fate
Evil half-priest who wishes to resurrect his master
Completely hammered drunken-master
Handsome charmer, good with the ladies and intimidation
Affluent demigod, with power that exceedes his peers
Neutral hunter-type who will work for whoever is paying

...wait...

>>50242692
barbarian tavern brawler

>>50242142
well.

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>>50242094
>Pic related

Luchador

>>50243783
>A dude that WANTS trouble.
Yin Jackie was fun.

>>50251330
Okay, what does Bento WEG stand for?

>>50248212
>Dhalsim versus Yun and Yang

>>50242636
Kek

>>50242142
>>50242150
>>50242340
>>50242374

Hownew.ru

>>50242636

Underbaited roast

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>>50243950
My god... Is it truly possible?! One who does not shitpost?!

Hear me fellow anons! He is the chosen one, Destined slayer of Kek, BRINGER of glorious Noblebright destroyer of evil memes!!! Rejoice!!! Rejoice in his glory!!!!

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>>50259333
>And trips to confirm

That I have lived to see this day...I...Godspeed.

>>50242227
>>50242965

keijo is awesome.

come watch

>>50258046
Japanese Fight Club Watched Expected Got probably.

>>50249941
>self awareness
Isn't that just usually somebody commenting "oh hey look how WEIRD it is guys" before just getting back to what it was doing anyway?

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>>50249941
>dude lampshading lmao

You have to go back to TV Tropes

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>>50242094

Pree Aesma

Ys-Asram, the Blooded One

Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat Payam, who temper my heart

YISUN Atru Vyam

Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict.

>>50249577
I'm going to use a few of those

>>50242669
RIP, Segata Sanshiro. You were a hero. It's just too bad you died in vain. Sega might have been better off being hit by that missile.

>>50250695
D&D is fucking cringeworthy. If you're gonna play you might as well go big.

>>50251310
After some reverse image searching, it's Ben-To.

>>50242094

The man who literally cannot open his hands.

He requires considerable help when doing menial tasks.

>>50242094
KOTOMINE KIREI

>>50251330
The filename of your image should be "not this one"
>...

>>50242094
Dunno, but I'm sure my old centaur trapezist monk was one.

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>>50242211

>>50242211
this needs to be made a reality.

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>>50242094
George Foreman

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A real American hero

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>>50244635

Chung Lee
Golden Swallow
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
FUCK

>>50242211
The NoTroubleverse.