Shit the GM has to put up with.

>>50238212
This unnerves me somewhat because I know how many times I've contacted my GM at weird hours for game-related questions.

>>50240852
it´s especially terrible when it´s with someone you told several times, your group already features 6 players + a pet and a familiar and an eidolon...

This Thread is hilarious.

bamp for interest

>>50238197
>That exploitable
...Where have you been all my life?
Oh God, if I didn't have something better to do right now, I'd pump out a dozen of these.

>>50245443
Just do it!
You know you want to!

Keeping this thread open in another tab, in an hour or so this better be full of memes

>>50246190
Kek.
Moar!

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>>50246234
This is the correct version.
Don't know how that happened.

>>50246257
That reminds me of a friend of mine who tried to run a World of Darkness game online.

>>50246257
>players like this are the reason why I had to limit backstory max length to 2 pages at max
>after that they started using the smallest font possible

I bounce around from gm to gm and it is so fucking weird having to deal with one demanding 5 page essays and the other demanding 10 words or less.

>>50246323
er, this to
>>50246306
this

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>>50246257

>>50246257
Wow.

That story I shared in an Edgy Player thread is starting to spread farther than I thought it would...

Tempted share this to one of my bud players in That Group...

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>>50246349

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>>50246349
Yes.

>>50246378
Nigga everyone knows someone who tried to play a half-demon-half-vampire lesbian with special snowflake magic powers and a tragic past.
It's a recurring theme among a certain subset of people, it seems.

>>50246437
I fucking wish this wasn't true. I had a player that wanted to do that exact thing.

>>50246437
I actually have never seen that.
Even in that vampire game I played with the LARP goths during highschool.
in fact, closest I came to seeing a mary sue character came out of a random roll oneshot of gurps.

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>>50246437
I know, but that specific filename and the line at the end is 100% referencing this here.

>>50246306
Just as planned

>>50246464
I typed in that URL thinking it couldn't be real let alone that it would still exist. It does and I cannot believe that someone is actually that edgy.

Like holy fuck this is probably the single worst case of edgelord-ness I've ever seen...

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>>50247363
killing your character isn't enough, you have to kill yourself.

>>50247363
sometimes, the gm is the problem.

This thread has epic potential. Also I remember this comic from childhood.

>>50247924
What was it about? I was more of a beak fan than a mouse fan, so I only remember most Donald or $crooge comics.

>>50240852
>This unnerves me somewhat because I know how many times I've contacted my GM at weird hours for game-related questions.

If you haven't been told to fuck off, you haven't done anything wrong yet.

>>50247394
I don´t know, man. Being resurrected as a Fluumph, kinda sounds interesting.

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>>50248619
Fuck I messed up the one panel

>>50248688
It´s just an excuse for you to shitpost. At least admit it.

>>50248688
My friends have tried to talk to me in real life about stuff they post and see here. Especially one roleplay novice who is quite excited about 40k lore. It's kind of weird.

>>50249218
tbqh I forgot to delete the other post but we can go with shitposting if you want.

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>>50246349
Partly based on real events.

>>50249846
>The grain of truth is the tastiest of salt

>>50249846
>I'm just following my alignment!
>forgets that actions have consequences in game and in real life
Rogue's fault for being a dumbass and not thinking things through further than "lol I roll to rape the queen"

>>50246257
I recognize this story.

>>50246464
Ah, thought so.

>>50252766
Kek!

>>50246378
Honestly, I think you should try to publish it, just to collect the rejection letters.

>>50252941

You'd be surprised at how much of pure shit gets actually published.

How it sells is another story, but still.

>>50248044
That's wrong entirely. Some people are simply sympathetic enough to not tell an obviously autistic person to fuck off when they are experiencing a sperg-episode.

>>50253273
Publish it, have it end up a smash hit, rake in the money, spend it drinking yourself to death.

>>50253273
Presumably there is niche marked for people that want to read about a gay romance between a man and his cloned ass.

>>50252766
>I'll just register 10 or 12 accounts
What did he mean by this?

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>>50238197

>>50252766
>10 or 12 accounts
wat

>>50247924
>not reading these as adult
Missing out.

Right now my GM has to deal with my character moving a 1800 kmph in Pathfinder.

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>>50253594

>>50253605
9th level monk champion tier 5
Base speed 50 (30 human + 20 from two feats) + 30 monk + 30 impossible speed (champion) + up to 50x13 = 760
Assume I move tiwce 1520

Yeah, you're right I fucked up, it was 1520

>>50253711
1800KMPH requires moving 9840 feet over six seconds.

>>50253711
1. That's feet per turn not kmph
2. That would be (if you run) 506.7 ft/s or 556 kmph

>>50253737
Coincidentally, if you spend all your mythic pool at tier10 (23 x 100) that's +2300 to speed, if you run 2300x4= 9200. Add base speed and whatever else.

>>50253740
Running is full round, so it would be more 250f/s, or 270kmph

>>50253775
Running is speedx4, anon, if his speed is 760 then when he runs is 3040 in 6 secs, 506.7 in 1 sec.

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This did actually happen, sadly.
Thankfully, he didn't push it.

>>50253499
>>50253512
4 chan premium accounts. I blew it.

>>50238197
players

>>50253507
Uuuuuuh Jim butcher I'm guessing?

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>>50238197
I thought it was going to be a thread about this one D&D comic where Mickey plays a policing-everyone-my-character-can-do-no-wrong retard and Donald is never allowed to have fun or make his own choices even once, and Goofy plays a DMPC or something.

I wish I could find the English scan.

>>50246437
>>50246458
>>50246461

I knew someone in High School who was all about the Half Vampire and Half Demon templates, but didn't play it as a lesbian as far as I know.

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>>50238197

>>50254759
It's funny how Polish is basically Ukrainian written in latin alphabet instead of cyrillic.

>>50254759
You got me, I can't read this.

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>>50254797
You mean Russian?

>>50254797
Don't suppose I can get an americanese translation?

>>50254804
>>50254840
It's quite simple if you are familiar with Slavic languages.
>...So I'm trying out Warhammer again, like good old times, bla-bla-bla there are classics, let's play a game sometime together, bla-bla-bla, crit tables--
>I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>zzz
>maybe you should play something else? Crystal Times? Earthdawn, Neuroshima?
>FUCK OFF
>[shitposting on /tg/ intensifies, "OUR HOBBY IS DEAD"]
>>50254828
Nah, Ukrainian. Polish is something like a cross between Belarusian and Ukrainian.

>>50254849
Thanks. I only have a cursory knowledge of some Latin languages. Really do need to get around to learning to speak non-English.

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>>50246349

>>50254759
Wut?

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>>50254849
You mean Russian and Russian?

>>50254416
Anyone got the English name for this pocket book or story?

>>50255167
>MRSUA
Make Russia Soviet Union Again

>>50254828
>>50255167
I don't want to /pol/, but if nothing changes politics-wise, then Russia is going down the drain.
Russia's stunt in 2014 cost them their de-facto monopoly on oil in Europe, and the oil price drop cut their budget in half (or maybe even more).
Even with the oil prices at 100$ level, the level of corruption in Russia was rampant enough to guarantee that the life for an average citizen was pretty shit. With the oil prices as they are now, Russia silently sucks cock, while Putin suppresses internal discontent and censors all media. Meanwhile, China is slowly but surely invading the Far East of Russia with their immigrants. The only thing that Russia has left is its nukes and military that keeps getting involved in dick-waving contests that are proxy wars.
I give Russia, like, twenty years at most if they don't make drastic changes in their leadership (i.e. government and oligarchy - which are often one and the same anyway).

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>>50246464
58,718 words.
I'm actually debating if I should read this, just for the stupidity.

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>>50255298
You betray your ignorance
Oil AND Natural Gas, both of which have seen increases on the amount imported from Russia since 2014, not decreases. Natural Gas especially is more expensive to transport and thus the pipelines haven't been replaced. Part of the reason for the Syrian rebellion was because Assad denied a Qatari pipeline but approved an Iranian one, which would make Europe more reliant on oil from a staunch Russian ally.

Standard of living has decreased since 2014, yes, but it is vastly higher than when Putin arrived in office, and the blame can easily be placed on foreign powers which are explicitly sanctioning Russia. There will be no rebellion when the leaders have a reason such as that to point to.

China isn't invading Russia, the majority of illegal immigrants in Siberia are from the ex-Soviet Republics in Central Asia like Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. They have no real border crossings or visa restrictions with those countries so it's absurdly easy to get across. Chinas border is far more restrictive on both ends.

>>50255581
Russian faggot bound on dominance he cannot get any closer since old murderhobo Stalin bit the dust.

Go back to /pol/, no one cares and you won't stop rapid population decrease on tg. If you want to help Mother Russia, make some young, eager, Morozov-grade meatshields to further interests of oligarhy as they come back in black bag from next Afganistan.

Also you surely break the thread for guy attempting to milk us from /tg/ Goffy comics.

>>50254923
>Latin

>>50255912
>Guy brings up Russian politics for no reason
>Other guy argues politics
>Goback2/pol/

The first guy is the derailer.

>>50259264
I hate to discourage people making these but this makes no fucking sense anon

>>50259412
He mixed the dialogues in the fifth panel.

>>50259440
Even taking that into account I don't understand how goofy can engineer this brave last stand. He's not the GM, what is he planning murder?

>>50246461
I'm just saying oWoD had an entire Vampire Clan that had being Half-Demons as their schtick.

>>50254359
Yes.

>>50253594
>>50253605
>>50253711
If you want to play a GOFAST why not just go for a supers game

>>50259456
He is not capable of engineering it in, but he still hopes that it will happen his way because he's an idiot.

>>50255247
The translation is roughly "monster slayers"

>>50254759
Heres my own polish translation
>id like to gm warhammer like the good old times, you know enemy within, classics and ruins
>i dont want to chargen nor learn sneak(farmlands)
>cmon man, i threw out like half the rulebook including the crit table
>oh shit in your mouth
>zzz
>FUCK
>how about crystals of time? Earthdawn? Neuroshima?
>fuck off

>i want to kick someone in the face since the hobby is dead

Here you go
btw the filename translates to "not funny"

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>>50248619

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>>50238197
everyone is faggots, there is no normie

>>50253507
>My paycheck is in two weeks
>Get a fucking job

>>50261331
Do you really want a guy in his fucking late 20s to say allowance?

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>>50261275
Holy fuck, I just realized that Minnie really does have no boobs.
I mean, on some level I must have noticed, but you never think to look for that shit on a childhood nostalgia icon.
I wonder what it says about me that I looked her up to see if Goofy was right.

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>>50246349

>>50261396
She´s just flatchested. Like Daisy.

Also, dat filename.

>>50261480
>most of disney females are flat
>most of them are also bitches, whores and skanks

Disney confirmed for anti-DFC propaganda central.

>>50261396
>Holy fuck, I just realized that Minnie really does have no boobs.
Among the many, many hours of recordings they got of Robin Williams riffing as the Aladdin's genie, there was the exclamation, "Minnie Mouse has no nipples!"


...the useless things my brain stores...

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>>50254416
>>50255247

The Black Orb, Donald Duck Adventures issue 3

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>>50262125

Also, English scans can be found here:

hxxp://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Walt-Disney-s-Donald-Duck-Adventures-2003/Issue-3?id=69996

>>50262140
this reminds me of the dark tower

>>50256834
Shillary is still mad her WW3 was avoided. Move along.

>>50262237
Noobs won't get it all the same.

>>50246464
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TGqNOvvc5Xi4XFdkEA9kn0D4oXEf-JYWTNXBS6qovm0/edit

>>50262140
isn't that one of the Conan stories? Elephant something-something?

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>>50246349
fucking lel

>>50262352
The tower of the elephant, yes

the titular elephant is a space alien

>>50259440
Everyone's fucking doing that. How hard is it to not fuck that up

>>50261516
But anon, girls without traditionally attractive feminine traits tend to be bitchier due to insecurity and the resulting betas they attract having no standards for personality.

It's just the truth.

>>50262763
It's true for real though, ugly people tend to be ugly inside too

>>50262769
everyone is ugly inside
have you seen intestines wrung inside-out? and the smell? ugh!

>>50259526
And they sucked hard, and everybody hated them. Not quite mary sue, more of double niggas.

>>50253507
>not being able to live for two weeks on a tenner

git gud

>>50262874
I'll have you know my intestines smell of peppermint and lilac.

I'm still working out the issue with the kidneys, though.

>>50263018
eugh, lilac, revolting!

>>50263018
>unfunctioning gallbladder
Well, at least now you're a dirty flower-eating vegan.

>>50262140
Time when Mickey went full special snowflake.

>>50254416
>>50263060
As expected of Mickey.

>>50262140
>Light-hearted RPG parody
>Discworld and Conan references
>Actual clever jokes

Why wasn't Donald Duck comics like this when I was a kid?

>>50246464
>That one time she played a ghost

Wasn't there another greentext floating around teehee about some asshole who played a ghost and it basically made them a god in the game?

>>50263202
They were, you just didn't understood them.
Go read them again.

>>50246306
I like it when people turn on backstories like that. It's way easier to just keep them out of the group to begin with than it is to put up with their antics once the game's already up and running.

(Occasionally I suck it up and try to actually teach them - I'm literally earning a living by helping others with their issues, so it's not that big of a deal to me. As much as I genuinely like my day job though, sometimes, I'd really prefer to take a break from it - I'm already working enough as-is.)

>>50254759
kurwa

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I made a new one. Show me your best/worst

>>50265756
I actually remember someone dumping that whole comic a few years ago.

That's the one where they all play not-Warhammer Fantasy, right?

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BASICALLY

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>>50265756
Have a half assed one.

>>50265795
Yes, and the minis come to life and try to conquer Duckburg.

The moral of the story was that you should buy that fancy terrain, even if it doesn't contain minis.

I'd say viral marketers tried to sell people Dreadholds if the comic weren't years older than that overpriced tripe

>>50262140
No story time anon?

>>50263737
This.

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the classic

>>50265959
>There was a guy who seriously tried to argue that a ring of Spell Turning was the death of all casters
Fucking threeaboos

>>50254797
Dude, I heard ukrainian.
And I have no fucking idea what they're talking.
They're practically ruskies at this point.