/cyoa/ - "Choose Your Own Adventure" General

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>>50237206

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When is 1.4 dropping?

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a fav of mine

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>>50237244

>>50237226
the latest is 1.35

>>50237283
thats 1.35(i think) and i just labelled it wrong

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I feel like this is appropriate to post right now

>>50237226
Next weekend I say, though maybe sooner if I get the chance.

>>50237150
Going by row (hadn't seen we got two at first):
>deviance + disease
>mental illness + malnutrition
>innumeracy + overpopulation
>illiteracy + addiction
>uncreativity + ignorance
Honestly I didn't need the extra pick on each row

Going by color:
>mental illness
>uncreativity
>addiction
>innumeracy
>overpopulation
>disability
>terrorism
>pollution
>deviance
>waste

This wasn't that hard of a choice.

>>50237426
>>50235371

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>>50237353

>>50237438
Shenanigans.

>>50237150
>RED: Myself
>ORANGE: Language Barriers
>YELLOW: Addiction
>GREEN: Natural Disasters
>BLUE-GREEN: Disease
>BLUE: Political Extremism
>INDIGO: Cruelty
>UNCERTAIN SHADE OF PURPLE: Pollution
>VIOLET/PINK/ROSE/WHATEVER: Malnutrition
>WHITE: Waste

I was never going to make it in this world. I can have the peace of oblivion, and the world can have its own peace.

>why not just get rid of mental illness and cure yourself?

You can't cure what's already dead. It was always going to end this way. I failed the moment I came into this world.

>>50237426
what's a liquid ignic flame? Is it plasma beams? Would a modified weapon still have limited ammo?

>>50237456
Fucking shenanigans. Hopefully I finish up my builds before the next edition. Summarizing them is pretty darn difficult.

>>50237353
Janelle for mutual interests

Alice is she'll let me milk her like a cow

Becca for the food

Honestly, I have such a weakness for tits, I would take any one of them

>>50237353
This has to be one of the dumbest CYOA's ever made.

It's a long one so I'll just link to it: http://imgur.com/gallery/1R13E

so /tg/, what do you pick?

>>50237515
Think greek fire that can be turned on and off with a button push.

>>50237912
Hope to see them soon.

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>>50238158

>>50237150

Where's "communism", comrade?

>>50237974
>not liking top-tier fetish material.

>>50238269
Communism doesn't exist, so it would be a waste.

>>50238285

Good answer.

>>50238269

If you want rid of Communism, just press Cruelty, Ignorance, Poverty, Gullibility or Lies.

>>50238297

Good suggestions, but I'm not sure eliminating poverty would get rid of communism. After all, we still have communism even though poverty, in the absolute definition, has been abolished over here.

>>50238000
It's a pretty bad one. Plus it includes bestiality and you can't even post it. I got bored before I finished my build.

>>50238336
>>50238297
The only two that are debatable are ignorance and gullibility. Cruelty is actually the opposite case, communism was an attempt at putting morality and kindness into a system that's completely amoral otherwise. Poverty is inapplicable. Lies is just as applicable as for anything else.

Of ignorance and gullibility, gullibility fits better.

Not that any of these things would get rid of communism, were it to exist.

>>50238276
So, what, you're sitting there jerking it to a CYOA? No really, I'd like to know. Secondly, isn't it easier for you to do to /d/ instead?

>>50238377
>>50238357
D twice

>>50238418

Well, no gullibility would make finding useful idiots much harder.

>>50238357
>>50238377
A

>>50238481
It's more about gullibility on the level where the system is built on the expectation of good faith. The lack of useful idiots was always a fact of life.

>>50237150
Mental Illness
Uncreativity
Ignorance
Innumeracy
Scarcity
Disability
Human Death
Pollution
Deviance
Obesity

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>>50238538

>>50238478
>>50238499
Did you miss the whole "CYOAs that you post yourself do not count for this"?

>>50238571
don't even know what you're talking about, man, i'm just trying to chill with some cyoas.

>>50238517
>>50238518
I guess I'll be picking all from each row, then.

>>50238499

I've spent 4 points and I already feel I'm full to the tippy-top.

>>50238601
You've already made a build with the D option and those three CYOA. Yeah, cheating is pathetic, but you've somehow managed to stoop even lower.

>>50237206
I know it's part of the whole shtick but I wish Italics could put nonzero effort into readability and formatting.

>>50238630
woah man don't get too butthurt about your online pictures about wish fulfillment, just chill out like i'm doing, just chilling out with some cyoas.

>>50237353
>>50237453
These are so gross! Is nothing wrong with big breasts, but the smallest example here is pretty much my upper limit.

>>50238660
That's just because you're sane, unlike >>50238276

I still can't tell if he was being serious or not, and I think I don't want to know.

>>50238660
Then pick Taller and get some nice proportions going on.

>>50238723
Why would they do that when they can just effectuate a decent CYOA instead?

>>50238723
Doesn't work that way, at least not to the degree that it would fix the general thrust of the CYOA.

>>50238714
This place was ruined by /d/ a long time ago. We lost the "A" in CYOA a long time ago.
Now it's all about fetishes and getting everything you've ever dreamed of for free.
Maybe we'll be lucky and this place can reboot. Maybe.

>>50238785
I blame /r9k/

>>50238626
your cup is shallow, like your ambition and vision... go back to slice of life

Rolled 16, 136, 95, 2, 74, 90, 166, 120 = 699 (8d180)

>>50237453
Fuck wish fullfilment. Rolling for
>Girl(12 or roll/15)
>Number of Mutations(6 or roll/30)
>Mutations Themselves(15 or roll/12)

All results rounded up.

>>50238285
>Communism doesn't exist, so
the picture make sure it never exist, so no it woudltn be a wast

>>50238816

I blame the jews

>>50238158
>Caravaneer

>Skills:
Charm (free)
Mechanic
Medic

>Perks:
Silver tongue (free)
Lucky
Mutant
Despot of Detritus
Jury Rigger

>Vehicle:
RV - Old Unreliable. She needs a lot of work, but I've had her since I mutated 50 years ago. I've probably had to replace every single piece of her by now, but she's still my baby.

RV - Old Unreliable 2: Electric Boogaloo. Picked this baby up in the wasteland. Found an old junkyard out in the desert and built her out of scrap. Excellent for hauling my goods.

>Weapon:
Uzi - Extended mag. Nothing special, I only have this thing for protection.

>Faction:
Bartertown

>Companions (buy 1 extra slot)
Dr Hassgard
Hunter the Savage
Mad Mutt
Xander
Skeeter
Erik
5 Donkeys, loaded with goods

I started this merchant caravan not long after the bombs dropped. Mad Mutt has been my bodyguard for most of five decades. On the way our caravan has grown a fair bit - other traders looking to make a profit, hired guns to protect that profit and assorted adventurers looking for thrills. Right now, the caravan rolls from trading town to trading town, selling junk, mechanical services, healing, as well as Xander's "prosthetics".

>Missions:
Salvation-Legion War - war presents a lot of opportunities if you play your cards right. Everything's more expensive, because of "scarcity" and "hazard pay", and you can always engage in a little smuggling. There aren't many traders willing to buy from one side and sell to the other, but if you have the stones, there's a profit there.
Old World Blues - Xander won't shut up about all these killer robots that started showing up. Wants us to go into the heart of their turf. I said "Hell no. We're traders, not adventurers." But Xander reckons he's got a way past the robots - and in the heart of their turf, you can find the source of their power, maybe even a way to control them. Which all sounds very profitable to me...

>>50238881
go back to /pol mate, take me with you

>>50238785
To be fair, the /d/ people are kinda forced to come here and don't have a place of their own. I don't think anybody's happy about that.

>>50238499
>Money (4)
>Become the Girl (3)
>Magical Girl (2)
>Catgirl (1)

And, after some internal debate.

>Induce Fetish (0)
Look, maybe I could feel like less of a failure if petrification were a little less out-there, ya know?

>>50238660
I think you mean "these are just right!"

Bree

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>>50238499
Uhm...

Immortality
Become the girl
Induce fetish
The clock

Them its simple: I turn into the loli Empress of Humanity and slowly cause the indoctination of the masses, evry little thing I change I go to the future and give a little peek to make sure everything goes with the plan.When my slow but purposeful plan gest into motion, I search for the most common men I can find, with average appearance, average wage or none at all, some nerdy hobbies, change my form to another loli and jump his window and go "Hey, I will be living with you from now on right?" Maybe do it to a certain friend and slowly turn his life around into high adventure as we quest atound time and space in search for new stuff to do and technologies to advance our little timeline. after years we discover said dude isnt aging as well,and finally discover we were in love all along, adn then kiss each other into a sweet scene in some white plaza in the middle of the stone age.

Stone paitings were just the histories of us And our childrem doing demented stuff with the caveman as we helped then develop society.

My friends anons of 4chan wuld end with better lifes without knowing it, and the fetishes mostly would be to make people nicer to each other. I woundt promisse an utopia, but a better Earth to live in for everyone. I would make anime real.

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>>50238861
A FUCKING PIG? Oh boy.

>5 mutations
Oh boy. Given my neet ass - and the high number of mutations- it's very probable I was drafted last minute and selected as a government caretaker of sorts.

(skipping 4th roll as it landed on the same zone as 1st and 3rd)
>8 : Iron Skin
Completely beneficial, especially for the popo. If only they actually responded to crime when it happens right near them. Blunt force is likely to still hurt her. I wonder how it reacts to sweat and if the cop needs some sort of skin treatment.
>1 : Huge
I guess she can work as a contention barrier, or improv bulletproof shield in raids. Probably can't aim very well herself. Over the boob shooting?
>7 : Strenght
Good thing the man got this or else her back would be broken within a week and have to be moved with a trolley all day.
>14 : Mind Control
Perhaps like watching a train crash, people just can't look away from her assets. Lewd crowd control for manifestations. We'll need to establish some sort of schedule or wear bells so that my daily tasks aren't influenced by her bazooka bazoongas.
> 10 : Sensitive
That's....cool. It also means that using her boob shield will bring her multiple climaxes from bullet boobplay. Gotta love what you do I suppose.

All these variations seem useful for a policeman. Far too useful in fact.[unknown armies intensifies]. Her boob size and sensibility prevents the pig from frying bacon - in the traditional sense - or cleaning without making a mess of her own. Guess I'll be cooking. Hope this gig pays well.

>Anti-grav bra
For a better shield
>Stretchy Clothes
The fuzz needs respect. Even if it's a grotesque human shield caricature.
>Self Driving cars
She'll carpool. On the back of a police pickup.

So basically I'll be Jarvis to a boob SHIELD. Could be worse I suppose.

>>50237498
If unable to prevent conflict between button choices, they do nothing.

You are mentally ill. The "yourself" button does not work.

The "yourself" and "everyone else" buttons appear to be a trick.

>>50237974
Why do people make posts like this?

Rather than just say "this cyoa isn't for me, I'll ignore it", why go to the trouble of complaining about it? "I don't like this, therefore it is terrible."

>>50239512
>Wondering why someone complains about [thing] on 4chan.

>>50239512
Because you're here associating with the lowest form of human refuse.

>>50239512
hoping for epic upvotes from their fellow 4channitors

>>50239512
Why does someone say shit stinks and they don't want to be near it? It's the natural reaction.

>>50239512
Why do people make posts like this?

Rather than just say "this opinion isn't for me, I'll ignore it", why go to the trouble of complaining about it? "I don't like this, therefore it is terrible."

>>50237353
I'm still hoping and waiting for a sequel to this.

>>50237150
>No Jews

You had one job...

>>50240226
can't you just pick race and religion?

>>50239906
>please kill me

No. Your punishment must be more severe, as mine shall be. As all of ours shall be.

We must all suffer greatly, for our sins are numerous and our enemies powerful.

>>50240240
The slims of the world would still be alive and greedy.

And if not greedy, they believe their own globalist bullshit.

Eliminate their 'religion' or 'ethnicity' and the world would be saved.

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To all the anons in this thread: There is someone, somewhere, that loves you. Keep looking for them!

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>>50239906

>>50240309
I found one such person in high school, but I have a history of being denser than a generic harem protagonist.

I only realized too late what had been right in front of me. She is gone now.

Do I regret it? Maybe. Or maybe I just think I'm supposed to. This is complicated.

But that's enough blogging for me, does anyone have CYOA's about being undead?

>>50240309
That doesn't even make sense.

>>50237244
>can be weakened by a well placed arrow to the eye

Well no fucking shit, so can almost all the other BBEGs.

>>50240309
I don't believe you

It doesn't help that I'm pretty sure I'm being friend zoned by this girl coworker I like while also being cock blocked by another coworker right now.

>>50237150
>Row 1
Lies
Cruelty
>Row 2
Language Barriers
Terrorism
>Row 3
Gulibility
Secrecy
>Row 4
Addiction
Cultural Bias
>Row 5
Ignorance
Religion

There. I'm pretty sure I just erased the Jews.

>>50240403
The friend zone doesn't exist. You're either going to fuck or you're not. Move on, anon. She's not worth it.

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r9k the post >>50239906

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>>50240365
>>50240403
You won't find happiness if you wait for it to come to you. You won't find it clinging to the past.

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>>50240366

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>>50237150
Take OPs pic and
>You can create a new world, but the world will have two of each row or one of each colour
>Choose your poison

>>50240489
Cute lady. Does she have a penis?

>>50240403
She's not friend zoning you, she's using you for attention because you're willing to give it to her.

>>50240541
No, but she's basically a single mom.

>>50239906
>Anon, what nation/locality are you in? (County in the US.)
>I'll find you the packp[age for it.
>In Anahiem for instance, you can get happyhour prices of 150 or less!
>So ya, it's cheap these days. Quick, before Trumpenfuhrer restores our economy!
Anon, what nation/locality are you in? (County in the US.)
I'll find you the backpage for it.

In Anahiem for instance, you can get happyhour prices of 150 or less!

>>50237150

First button, fuck any of the others I just want out and I don't care what you fucks do after

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>>50240309
>The only one who loves me is myself
At least it's enough to keep this existence up

>>50240365
There's always the good old Skeleton Gangrape CYOA if you want to be undead.

>>50240582
Im not located in the USA, however I appreciate the sentiment

>>50240208
>>50237353

>Rachel
>Taller, balance act, sensitive
>Stretchy clothes, hi-tech bath, skin lotion

Here you go anon. Have an Amazon qt to be your big spoon.

>>50240361

But what if I don't have a waifu?

>>50240361
I would debate this, but seeing how many people have shit taste in our universe I'm sure someone out there likes my awful character.

>>50237244
>>50237254

Okay, rollan.

Quest is to go to sigmund and overthrow.

I pick two party members at random and then fire them, this is my quest faggots.

>>50240673
She still loves you

>>50237353
>>50237453
>Roommate
Rachel
>Mutations - True Random Mode - 5
Adaptive Temp
Solar Powered
Strength
Taller
Multiple
>Tech
Stretchy Clothing
Skin Lotion
Robotic Butler

>>50240703

How does that make any sense

>>50240568
Simple recipe for success with a single mom. Act like an alpha douche, hit and forget. Ten bucks says she's looking for an easy lay that will leave her feeling attractive and wanted, not a Dad for her kiddo.

>>50240716
In theory if parallel universes are real it really doesnt matter becouse there is always one who loves you.
In other words, even if you do not have a waifu there exists multiple different universes where anime girls are real and love you, so in other words you sre always loved

>>50240762

Well, now all I have to do is just find a way to go to another universe.

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>>50240783
If you find a way please take me with you. :} pretty please

>>50240403
Listen to this >>50240565 anon.

Just ignore her and approach other girls. Continue ignoring her if she starts leading you on; you already know she just wants attention.

Don't get emotionally attached to some chick you aren't even fucking. Flirt around, and think of it more like laying seeds that may or may not sprout - you're fine either way.

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>>50238650

>>50240309

I know, I met her. I don't want that shit, solitude is preferable.

>>50240365
I know the feeling bro. Just randomly checked her facebook recently and she's married with a kid.

Kind of a gut punch.

>>50240716
Infinite universes is basically the sci-fi equivalent of magic.

Anything and everything is possible.

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Sorry I wasn't able to address these last thread
>>50235699
Yeah, she's not one of the choices. She's a squid. I briefly considered her but she didn't really fit in with the theme of the others.

>>50235460
>Engrish
That's part of why I chose it for the mystery box. In v1 she didn't have a description at all, you just had to go off of the weird bits in the image. Oh, and dust, nitrogen, caffeine, bella, and virus all have feet

>>50236061
The Artificial Flower's going to be the DLC boss.

>>50235891
Yeah, I made it so it would all fit on my screen without realizing my screen's natural resolution is pretty big. You still shouldn't have to scroll horizontally, though if you just open the image in the thread. It'll be downscaled a bit, but it should all still be legible. That said, I'll keep that in mind for the next version

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>>50241238

>>50237150
by color
Mental illness
Poverty
Ignorance
Natural disasters
Disease
War
Cruelty
Pollution
Crime
Obesity

leggo

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Posting one of my favorites.

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>>50241235
Blood Ghost Sword
time to be a Dead Knight or a Edge Lord

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>>50237150
>SLAMS FIRST BUTTON REPEATEDLY

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>>50241395
>Not hitting first two buttons. Thus solving all other problems.

>>50237150
one of each color
>mental illness
>uncreativity
>selfishness
>religion
>scarcity
>disability
>cruelty
>bigotry
>crime
>obesity
This... SHOULD work out

>>50241437
>remove self
>remove others
>percentage of humans suffering: 0
>UTOPIA ACHIEVED

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>>50241482
Is that a plot point you've got there?
Yoink!

>>50241238
I admit that I missed virus still having her legs, but caffeine and nitrogen have robot legs like the others. They just don't have to walk on needles.

My problem isn't the lack of feet per se, it's that I have a hard time imagining a girl filling the role of "the lover" with a high percentage of her flesh removed and replaces with cold, unfeeling metal.

I know that makes me a jackass, but remember, I frequent 4chan.

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>>50237150
>by color
Mental Illness
Poverty
Homelessness
Currency
Scarcity
Political Extremism
Human Death
Pollution
Crime
Waste

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>>50241546
you got me on caffeine, but I always imagined nitro as just having wonky stilt-boot-things

Oh yeah, and something I forgot to mention in this version: all weapons and floaty bits have storage cases

>>50237150
by row
disease & cruelty (obesity is a disease by the way)
mental illness & malnutrition (to eliminate malnutrition hunger would need to be kept in check)
gullibility & innumeracy
illiteracy & natural disasters
ignorance & uncreativity

>>50237150
By Color

>Mental Illness
>Everyone Else
>Addiction
>Natural Disasters
>Disease
>Disability
>Human Death
>Climate Change
>Malnutrition
>Waste

Looks like an adventure for one is planned. . . forever.

>>50237226
So does Feathered God give you Advanced Ethereal or Master Ethereal?

>>50241238
>>50241262

>Lover
Atropa Belladonna
>Guardian
Electro-Magnetic Radiation

>Mastermind
Virus
>Destroyer
Radioactivity

>Allies
Poison
Oxygen
Nitric Acid
Liquid Nitrogen
Mycezotoa

>Foes
Cadmium
Carbon Monoxide
Dust
Hydrochloric Acid
Mercury
Vermin
Caffeine
Sulfuric Acid

Is it me or is Hydrochloric Acid's picture low quality in comparison to the other images?

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>>50241989
it's not just you. Hydro's base image is a lot smaller res than the others (for comparison, caffeine was 1300 pixels wide, and oxygen was 2200), so when downscaling it, it didn't have as much to work with to make everything smooth. I tried giving it a once-over with the blur tool for some psuedo anti-aliasing, and it did help, but it's still not too good.

With the next version the images are going to be a lot bigger, so everybody should look good.

>>50241238
>all these flat chests

Can we waifu the Mastermind and all the other Weapons?

>>50237244
>>50237254
rolling

>>50240425
>>50240565
>>50240947
I could go into it, but I don't want to bore everyone with a blog post

>>50240999
Kek. Trips speak the truth

>>50242486
Aloris and Trom. Not much more to say.

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>>50242357
Well, the main thing of the Mastermind is that she hates your existence and is doing everything just to see you suffer as revenge for cutting off her legs/whatever else. So you probably can't waifu her. Plus, it's a cyoa. If you could waifu everybody there wouldn't be much choice involved, would there? If you really want you can try your luck with recruiting, but keep in mind you're just as likely to end up with more enemies

I'll see what I can do with the DLC boss though. After all, nothing unites people quite like a common enemy

>>50242617
That's never stopped anyone here before

>>50242715
But I want to waifu that dlc boss. In fact, as soon as I heard "Artificial Flower" I decided to fug that. Your picture is not helping.

>>50242715
Man, I just want a yandere.

>>50240381
Maybe the other BBEGs have bones over their bones?

>>50243008
Fuck, bones over their eyes.

>>50237353
>>50237453

Becca
Sensitive, Milky, Absorption
X-ray specs, Skin lotion, Gender swap

Then for gender swapped me:
Adaptive temp, Strength, Hypnosis

Finally I can experience the purest form of love

>>50242789
I just don't want to burden some random people with my pointless problems, but I also feel the need to vent somewhere.

>>50238545
Distilled Vitae, with a songbird egg, the coffee beans and the anglerfish lure, and with the apple cider flavor. I'll save the potion until I'm just beginning to leave my prime of life to regress a full fourteen years and have a longer lifespan with perks.

>>50243209
Feel free. I'm sleeping within the hour, but I'll be sure to tell you why you're doing things wrong in the morning

>>50243209
i know exactly what how you feel

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>>50243209

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Heres a small update to Noseland. I wanted to post it this weekend but was really hung over.

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>>50243551

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>>50243564
Also a quickie I made recently.

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>>50243586

Why most posted cyoas now are so complicated, with points and builds and stuff? Is the time of simple but good, "pick N" cyoas over?

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>>50243618

>>50243618
Kind of. They definitely still exist and get posted, though not as much.

>>50243618
I just finished a "Pick N" cyoa:
>>50241238
Everybody has stats and it's fun to make a build that works together, but there's nothing stopping you from just deciding who you like the looks of the most

>>50243638
ilu

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>>50243618
This simple enough you?

>>50243586
Siege. I didn't roll, I just blind-picked 3.

>>50243769
Team 1. I call String.

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>>50240403
>tfw know at least two female coworkers want your dick
>but you won't give it to them because you're an asexual shit who doesn't want their after-work shitposting to be interrupted
Gonna die alone in a canoe with buckshot someday and that's exactly how I want it.

>>50243842
Wisdom.

>>50243770
Where did you land?

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>>50243618

Man, there's a lot of depression going on in this thread, isn't there?

I know how you feel. I've felt that way before, believe me. I know it's cliche, but trust me - it really does get better. Tell ol' Anon your troubles, and let me see if I can do anything for you. [email protected]

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Here's a pretty cool one I haven't really seen reposted

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>>50243961

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>>50243979

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>refuse her gifts, but agree to stay with her
>get her to show you her shrine
>make her promise that she won't leave until she has said goodbye to you in the morning
>get her drunk enough that she falls asleep
>wash the shit out of the shrine, get some kind of offering to put on there
>show it to her when she wakes up
>tell her the only gift you want is for her to stay
>???
>profit

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>>50240361
oddly enough I had pic related to that

>>50243586
>>50243607
Choosing army, my goal is to delay the destruction of humanity for as long as possible and Army seems the best choice to do that. Now rolling...

>>50243942
I need $40,000 dollars so I can retire to a hut and never work again because I want to be a NEET but work makes me want to kill myself

gib mone plz

>>50243209
>>50243942
You're not a burden if you just need someone to talk to, anon.

>>50244080
shit, forgot to roll d6. I forget how so I'll just reroll if my number isn't 1 through 6

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>>50243938
>portal gun
>she-hulk
>unlimited water
>well-built shelter
>unlimited soap/detergent/etc
>drugs & alchohol

>Hide in party cabin
>flood planet with unlimited water and bath salts
>???
>succeed

>>50243942
I need sleep, sorry. If you need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to vent to, just send me your email and I'll see what I can do come morning. Remember, the sun's always going to keep coming up, so the least you could do is the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXQkrllGbA

>>50244076
I'd buy the slav one

>>50244028
If only.

What's Knightbros Anon up to these days?

>>50243924
north america, I guess. Chill with my frog bros while they do all the work.

>>50243942
Wish fulfillment fantasy and escapism tend to attract the dredges of society.

And because we're just a month from Christmas, a time when suicide rates, anxiety, chronic depression and stress tend to be the highest.

Its only going to get worse.

>>50243938
why would anyone not pick she-hulk?

Portal gun
she-hulk
water
shelter
toiletries
generator, even though it isn't clear I have anything to power.

Let she-hulk do the work.

>>50244274
As far as I know, he has completely given up on the Waifu Knightbros, and was working on a Miami-like one iirc.

>>50242715
Doesn't matter. I want to beat the Mastermind, then waifu her. By slavery, if need be.

Same with all her minions.

18 waifus or bust

>>50243938
Lightsaber
She-Hulk
Unlimited Water
Medicine
Toiletries
Drugs & Alchohol

Anyone have that one "superhero dating service" CYOA? If I recall, the mystery box involved a supervillain fem!Doom.

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>>50244322
That waifu one looked pretty poor, yeah. Last update to Miami I saw was this one. Just kinda curious as to whether he's lurking around and would have an update on how it's going.

>>50241235
This needs background, I mean Thunder and Explotion are most useful against hordes of enemies.

>>50243618
I feel like it allows a degree of flexibility when you have a certain vision in mind. I'm making my first CYOA right now and I may have gone a bit too overboard with customization freedom so I'm leaning towards making it point based, I dunno.

>>50243938
>one item from every column
Did you mean row with 6 choices?
Or column with 3?

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>>50243430
>>50243445
>>50243520
>>50244091
Well screw it then. I'll try to some it up best I can

>Been friend with female coworker for awhile and find out that she got out of her relationship
>Ask her out for coffee or something, she says she's not really looking to get right back into dating at the moment, but still is down for coffee, and we exchange numbers
>She just starts messaging me out of nowhere on facebook, just talking about stuff and showing me her Halloween costume
>At work on the one day of the week we work together, we start delaying our lunch breaks to sync up with each other
>We got to talking about Marvel movies on one break, so I asked if she wanted to see Dr. Strange with me on the 11th, and maybe grab a bite to eat, and she said yes.
>The day before she texts me saying she needs to talk. Asks if I see it as a date and what I expect from it. She also says "I just like hanging out with you but it's been drawn to my attention that I am very naive... I just want to make sure I'm not hurting anyone"
>I respond telling her that she had already made it clear that she wasn't ready to get back into dating and that we were just going as friends.
>Anyway, the night came and I picked her up, we had sushi, I convinced her to let me pay for it, and then we enjoyed the movie. It went great, and I drove her home and she hugged me before she got out of the care, we said we would see each other on Sunday at work.
>On Sunday we go to subway on break together, and another coworker asks us when we come back if we're dating to which we both so no
>this guy is determined to be right or something, and he keeps going on and on about how a guy and a girl can't be friends together, only acquaintances, and other bullshit like that. Her shift ends before mine does and she leaves without saying goodbye, and then the douchebag coworker who wouldn't drop it comes to me saying that everyone else said he was right and claimed that even she admitted he was right.
That's it

>>50244672
Your coworker's a douchebag, your friend probably just agreed to shut him up, and you're a good person for being a friend rather than a boyfriend-in-waiting.

>>50244733
pretty much this

>>50244672
I've been in this situation.

Report your co-worker to his supervisor. These kinds of people escalate and gossip and MUST be smacked down and hard. If you want a trump card for this, claim that what he said was "misogynist" and hope his supervisor is an idiot or at least a bandwagoner.

I repeat; these types of people escalate.

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>>50243618
Most of mine are "pick n number of stuff". I've just gone overboard on the aesthetics.

>>50244784
NO SUCH THING

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>>50244790
NEVER SUCH A THING!

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>50243564
>>50243586
>>50243607

Amy and siege thing are picked already. I will land right in the middle of Asia where the most people are at. I choose Reform and take the shape of a army of Angels to unleash Divine Judgement upon the world!

>>50244802
I don't know which world type I'd pick, but you ALWAYS go Woven.

>And AC said, let there be light!
>And there was light ---
>-Isaac Asimov, The Last Question

>>50237226
So, considering how the Yith decided to try and invade Ae, are they simply out of the question as potential recruits?

>>50244607
I suppose it matters depending on what the hell you want to do.

>customization freedom
That's not bad thing as long as you pace it well and if the idea warrants it, what is it about?

>>50244825
I swear that I had something like that in mind while making it. It was the Porter Robinson anime music video thing that actually got me started on it.

>>50244815

>6
>Redemption

I'm confused. So like now we have to fight eldritch monsters who are defending humanity, or we have to defend humanity from monsters instead now?

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>>50241351
This CYOA was new to me, of a very high quality that I haven't seen in a while. Thank you, anon.

Origin
>Rebirth
Ship Focus
>Feeling
Captain's Chair
>Shared Senses
Aesthetics
>Ship's Choice
Ship Personality
>Deredere
Body Modification
>Digital Uplink
VR System
>Builder Focus
Food
>Flavor Implant
Information Subscription
>Human Focus
Companion
>Ship

I really enjoyed this. Decisions made based on what I really wanted, versus what was more effective at a given goal. I actually ended up changing some answers over the course of the whole thing. Really great. I think I came up with a pretty fantastic existence, even with the various kinds of isolation and imprisonment inherent in the premise.

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>>50244815
Siege anon here. If she wants to do all the work, I'll party with my frog pirates.

>>50244872

Party away! I'll just be fighting monsters or whatever. Still confused about if I'm still against humanity or not though.

>>50243586
Incision. Essentially incredibly powerful telekinesis. Now, let's roll to see what happens...

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>50244933
wow, I am not clever.

>>50244933
>>50244945

Don' worry! You'll have a army of Angels to help you fight humanity, and eldritch monsters, and ape man army that betrayed us. And froggies are just partying.

>>50241605
>Mmm, Tasty
>Who Needs the Gym?
>Just Plain Ol' Luck
>Slept Like a Bay
>Please Leave Me Alone / Subspace House

Eat delicious food that extends my life, and give it to my loved ones as well (or whomever I want - I could even sell the service). Gain all the benefits and none of the detriments of any diet or exercise in which I partake, or lack therof. Have everything just go my way more easily, in general. My last choice depends on what exactly the description for Subspace House was trying to express; if it turns out to be an unattractive option I'll just take the ability to be impervious to people acting on me directly, forever.

>>50244833
No, there are entire universes where they didn't try that.

>>50237206
This needs a -lot- of proofreading.

>>50244897
Learn 2 read

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>50243586
>>50243607
Gonna take Reform. Also rollan

>>50245069

It says "entities" must now ensure survival of humanity. Which entities? Us or the eldritch monsters?

>>50237244
Rolling

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>>50244945
>>50245008
you could just party with us, though. Shirk your duties and make Angel do all the work. Doesn't really seem to be a time limit.

>>50245212

How come nobody wants to destroy humanity or fight giant monsters with me? C'mon! It'll be fun!

>>50245386
ded thread

>>50237430
I didn't get this at first. But now it makes perfect sense.

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>>50245386
you can only party and sleep for so long. Maybe someday I'll end the universe with you. But really, how many opportunities do you get to hang with your frogbros?

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>50243586
Reform
North America

Incision was tempting, but it has nothing on the multitasking capacity and stealth of Reform.

>>50244076
Are those BETA in the last panel?

>>50244108
>>50244321
>>50244461
>CYOA says to choose 3 items
>everyone chooses 6

>>50244672
>I respond telling her that she had already made it clear that she wasn't ready to get back into dating and that we were just going as friends.
You brought this on yourself. She was clear about not wanting to date and you wouldn't leave it alone.
You put yourself in the "friend zone".

>>50243769

Mountain of scrap metal fucking killed me

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>>50244840
Sorry for the late reply, but here's a small snippet since it's still WIP. I still don't really know what the hell I'm doing as I've never done any sort of image editing before, so I really have to fix how the text descriptions look as some of them are so tiny. I'll probably have to be more brief with them or try to use the boundaries more effectively, I dunno.

>>50237150
Mental Illness
Uncreativity
Ignorance
Hunger
Scarcity
War
Human Death
Climate Change
Crime
Waste

>>50244001

Which are trials and procedures?

>>50245835
How many pages will this be at the end?

>>50243942
>I know it's cliche, but trust me - it really does get better.
Why would it? The only way things can improve is if I make an effort to improve, and that isn't bound to happen anytime soon.

>>50246039
I'm honestly not sure. I plan on adding a settings and weapons/equipment page, so maybe another 2? The one I posted is an almost-complete first page.

I was thinking of maybe doing a companions page too, with waifus and shit but I don't know what kinds people like to see in those.

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>>50246130
As long as I can pilot this glorious motherfucker I don't care if its another Traveler

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>>50246327
>that webm

My man. Funnily enough, one of the settings that I plan on including was heavily inspired by a mix of Gunbuster humanity, the future of Getter Robo, a dash of 40k and some Gurren Lagann. I'm sure you'll be pleased by it once I finally get to making the settings page and completing this thing.

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>>50246327
>not piloting demonbane

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>>50246375
Any option that lets me pilot anything approaching Getter Emperor is more than welcome

>>50243564
Awesome, thanks!

>>50245835
So if I wanted the abilities of a Monoeye for my inhuman head, I'd have pick that one too?

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>>50238357
>>50238377
why aren't you posting radicalfreedom.png?

I recently learned about jumpchain CYOA.

What the fuck. Just what the fuck.

>>50246654
Because the meta feels less like cheating.

>>50246763
Neither of them is cheating. One of them replaces rules for you. The other reminds you that you can replace the rules yourself.

>>50246731
Yeah, they're loads of fun. Though apparently their community is strangely high-drama and, as such, needs to be relegated to their own threads for the greater good. Or so I hear. But if you ignore that and take all their CYOAs in isolation, it's an absolute goldmine!

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>>50238357
Don't forget about me, even if I don't post for a while.

>>50244028
>ywn be a necromancer
>ywn tell her that death is for mortals, and she is not truly mortal
>ywn wrench her back from the land of the dead

Why even unlive?

>>50246881
I saw only saw one that was about pokemon, warehouse and the video game infamous or something. It was fucking disgusting with horrible visual design and so many fucking stupid rules.

I really cant see how they could be loads of fun.

>>50246870
>One of them replaces rules for you
Yes, that was what I said. It allows cheating but the meta is less of an asspull and you won't be as insulted for making a build with it.

>>50246912
>double the starting points
>less cheating
Come on anon

>>50246881
Honestly, this. I'm still not used to not being there.

I can't go back, though. Not after the incident.

>>50246885
Who be you?

>>50246925
Everyone utterly despises his guts. It's not like it's our fault that parasite is attached. He's still being a pest but he's getting banned some more lately, at least.

>>50246908
Once you learned the rules you could start putting together massive combos for just about anything. Wanna make a planet? Spend several millenia gathering materials to fine-tune it down to every inch. That sort of thing.

Also, power fantasies.

Plenty of people were sold on that alone. I was there. I saw everything.

>>50246908
Quantity over quality. There are hundreds of them and even if 99% are horrible, well... And if you're at all like me, the sifting through CYOAs to find good stuff is half the fun. Doubly so if procrastinating on something.

If I want to zone out for a few hours in a CYOA haze, falling into the jumpchain bin is definitely a good way to do it. Don't even have to make builds--just look at all the options and slowly build a list of the stuff worth revisiting.

>>50246939
Okay, which one are you, since you seem to know who I am.

>>50245835
Looking forward to this, by the way!

Any chance you could build a Zoid with the right picks?

>>50246939
As a beyond-casual lurker in that scene...should I ask?

>>50246633
Yes, the inhuman head is free but it would basically just be a version of Twin Eyes by itself, just aesthetically different. If you want it to have the effects of something like Quadeyes, you would pick the Inhuman head and Quadeyes, with Quadeye's cost applying to the Inhuman head choice. It's mainly to appeal people who like Scopedogs or the old school Armored Cores more.

I should probably touch that up and clarify the advantages of each head in there more, but yeah that's the gist of it.

>>50246912
I'd be more than a bit disgusted if someone posted a serious build of any of my stuff using any of the Meta CYOAs. Probably only disgusted enough to post an anime girl with a disappointed look on her face, though.

>>50246923
It's a lot less cheating to post the meta, post "A" and post your build than go "lol fuck the rules I make up my own!"

>>50246932

>>50143055

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>>50245835
Since we are in this vein, here's a Gundam cyoa.

>>50246948
Unfortunately I'm not familiar with that series, but from Google Images it looks as though it's giant robo-animals? If so, definitely. One of the leg options that I plan on including in here features animalistic designs that you could probably use with Inhuman head to make one of those. Claws are a neat idea, too.

>>50246985
So Female/Grunt/Grunt Suit/all villains besides Mashymre/Gundam AGE/Lacus+Nena+Lockon Stratos is Dante Must Die mode, right?

>>50246993
Sweet.

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>>50246985
It's okay but shouldn't the whole point of a MECHA themed cyoa be the Mech customization

>>50246948
I never took up a name, but I've been there since the start. I'm just very good at recognizing posting styles.

>>50246956
We have a band-dodging shitposter and spammer who hates that we exist and sometimes it seems like he has mod support. He basically just constantly attacks anyone who makes jumps, it'd be like if in this thread nobody was able to post their CYOA without being told they should kill themselves and how they're the worst person in the world.

>>50246985
Hey that's pretty neat, the pilot aspect reminds me of me really wanting to do something similar to it, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna go through with it since it would require another page in itself and it's already winding up to be probably around 3 or 4 as is. But damn, newtypes and shit.

>>50247067
I wonder if that's the same guy that told Trap CYOA anon to kill themselves...

Speaking of which, if you're around, Trap CYOA anon, how's progress going?

>>50246912
It doesn't allow cheating. It has you use its rules. You still can't cheat.

>>50238499
1.POWER ARMOUR!
2.waifu
3.immortality
4. Become the girl
5. money

Just like my chinese cartoons!

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>>50247087
You could always add Pilots in later as a sort of DLC after you finish the Mech part

The base Mech cyoa would be playable without the Pilot stuff but Pilot adds some cool stuff to a build

>>50247107
Immortality costs two choices.

>>50247102
>breaking the rules isn't cheating

>>50247180
Not breaking the rules isn't cheating. I mean, yeah, occasionally you see someone use meta cyoas as an excuse to break rules, but 95% of the people who use them don't.

>>50240403
your mom loves you
insufferable cucked cunt

>>50246972
It is pretty heartbreaking.

>>50247288
It's especially disheartening because it makes me want to create CYOAs just to fuck with the meta choices. Double the points? That's double the burden you have to pay off. Things like that.

>>50247302
No one wins from that. I wish we could remove the meta cyoa.
It hurts when someone poops on what you've made. Really makes me not want to post stuff.

>>50246996
Probably but why would you want too. Besides, some grunt suits are pretty strong on their own. Plus Lacus would probably come with some ships and crazy backpacks while Lockon Stratos is pretty good with his own Gundam. Weirdly enough, some female grunts manage to hold their own better than male ones, sometimes...

>>50247037
This one is much more about gundam than mechas in general I suppose, it's all about the gundam tropes and stuff.

>>50246985

>>50247345
Well you can't, deal with it :^)

>>50246985
Anyway...

>Male Coordinator (55)
Because those are pretty op and aren't as fucked up as the newtypes.
>AC (70)
I'm a wing fan, better realize it.
>Fin funnels and Satellite Cannon (85)
Everybody needs a big gun to blow up stuff and live up to the gundam reputation, plus some little guns to protect yourself when you load up the big one.
>Duo Maxwell and Lockon Stratos (100)
Two great bros plus their suits are cool, what's not to like.

So I basically have some sort of combo of the Vayeate and the Mercurius, political problems and two cool guys to help me solve them guns blazing.

>>50238357
F

>>50247345
It feels like a metacyoa makes your own stuff an accessory to it, thus being in a kinda parasitic kinda advantageous relationship with whatever else.

Whatever, it's just shallow wish fulfillment to pass the time anyway.

>>50244825
Naw son, you ALWAYS go Avatar

That way, you can eventually waifu your world, especially the dreamscape which comes pre-waifued

So uh. It's a good thing we aren't allowed to look at images anymore, huh.

>>50247596
What are you talking about?

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>>50247596
Here's one then.

Alternatively i could post the cover page of the CYOA i'm working on now, or either CYOA i started that failed to lift off.

>>50247505
That is what it's supposed to be, yes.

Think of it as a commentary on how the artists who produce the actual quality images that CYOA authors rip off might feel if they knew about this place.

>>50247612

Not sure if everyone was affected, but >>50247596
might have been referring to the fact that images seemed to be broken for a bit.

>>50247651
The funny thing was that they were "access denied" errors. Not even thumbnails were loading if you reloaded a thread.

>>50247631
Seeker
Dragon
Monstrous Mount
Perfect Loyalty
Princess Okai

>>50246985
>Male 95
>Grunt

>Correct Century 45

>A.L.I.C.E. System 35
>Moonlight Butterfly -5
>Moonlight Butterfly -45

>Six Purus -55
>Six Meridas -65
>Lacus Clyne -75
>Rain Mikamura -85
>Rinko Iori -90

>Mashymre Cello -80
>ELS -30
>Frost Brothers 0

Some asshole stumbles into infinite power, a harem, and way too much ego.

>>50247631

>Faction:
Shadowroamers

>Others:
Spirit Bond
Monstrous Mount
Perfect Loyalty

>Monsters:
Dragon
Spirit Fox
Imp
Fey
Kelpie

>Nemesis:
Abyssal (+100)
Princess Okai Charnos (+25)

Also, on the Kelpie one, the "Medium" stat next to the "Dexterity" is in bold.

>>50240309
Lies.

>>50240616
That's one more person loving you than I've got.

>>50243769
Team 1 seem to be best albeit door part in second team is interesting

>>50238499
I'm taking the whole top row.

>>50240309

Yeah right, lol.

>>50237206
Italics promised an Armored Core remake. Where the fuck is Italics new cyoas? Isn't Pokemon SM coming out in 3 days and they said there would be an expansion to the original cyoa?

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>>50243942
Pretty lies do no good.

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>>50248013
>>50248146

>>50247129
That's a good idea, it'd make for a good side project once I iron out everything else.

>>50248196
> faggot who tells other faggots not to off themselves offs himself
Ha! That certainly cheers me up.

>>50248120
But what CYOA are you using for the Sartre option?

>>50244672
Stupid, dumb, retarded, baka, idiotic idiot. You deserve it for being so stupid.

>>50248314
Do I have to pick one? I literally just chose Sartre because I didn't care for any other option. I mean think about it: immortalilty, waifu, money. The fuck do I need more?

Well just to be even more comfy, I'll pick >>50241605 too.
I'll take the following boons:
Aura of Automation
Mmm, Tasty
Who Needs the Gym?
Just Plain O'l Luck
Just Leave Me Alone

>>50247418
>I'm a wing fan, better realize it.
fucking casuals

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Is there a CYOA that lets me grab Honoka by the honokas?

>>50248573
Who by the what?

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Posting my favorite, haven't seen this for a long time

>>50248809
I want to say that I hate you, but it wouldn't make a difference.

>>50248832
not that guy but then why you said it?

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>>50248809

>>50237150
Leftism: the CYOA

>>50248832
I'm actually an entirely different shitposter from whoever did it last thread.

>>50248842
Only way to encourage him.