In life only one thing is certain, everything can be ruined by some fucker somewhere.
MAKE A CHOICE AND ENJOY THE RIDE
>>50223648
All of them
>>50223662
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
>>50223648
1/2160
>>50223728
2/2160
DO IT FAGGOT!
OPTIMUM GORE!
>>50223746
3/2160
>>50223760
4/2160
>>50223777
5/2160
>>50223710
>>50223728
>>50223746
>>50223760
>>50223777
Getting in the thread before legendary status
>>50223790
6/2160
>>50223808
7/2160
So far these are just "shit because i just started and havent learned the tricks yet" standard.
>>50223821
8/2160
>>50223710
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>50223836
9/2160
>>50223852
10/2160
>>50223862
11/2160
>>50223879
12/2160
>>50223894
>>50223894
13/2160
>>50223910
14/2160
>>50223900
>>50223931
15/2160
>>50223937
16/2160
>>50223962
>>50223950
17/2160
>>50223969
18/2160
Mashing F5
>>50223980
19/2160
>>50223997
20/2160
>>50224007
21/2160
>>50224020
MY SIDES
>>50224020
22/2160
>>50224020
Woof
>>50224034
23/2160
>>50224051
24/2160
>>50224051
Hey you fucks check out my empty book and my radical lime sword
>>50224067
25/2160
>>50224078
26/2160
>>50224097
27/2160
Some of these aren't that bad.
>>50224113
28/2160
>>50224135
29/2160
>>50224153
30/2160
>>50224173
31/2160
>>50224190
32/2160
>>50224203
33/2160
>>50224125
Most of them are just bad, There's a bunch that are terrible and very few that would reach the level of horrendous.
Overall very disappointing thread OP.
>>50224219
34/3160
>>50224233
35/2160
>>50224241
36/2160
>>50224253
37/2160
>>50224265
38/2160
>>50224282
39/2160
>>50224265
My God, that's fucking hideous.
>>50224296
40/2160
>>50224306
41/2160
>>50224322
42/2160
>>50224334
43/2160
>>50224345
44/2160
>>50224356
45/2160
>>50224371
46/2160
>>50224392
47/2160
>>50224409
48/2160
>>50224419
49/2160
>>50224430
50/2160
>>50224445
51/2160
>>50224457
52/2160
>>50224475
53/2160
>>50224489
54/2160
>>50224489
i have no mouth and i must scream
>>50224500
55/2160
>>50224511
56/2160
>>50224529
57/2160
>>50224543
58/2160
>>50224556
59/2160
>>50224575
60/2160
>>50224582
61/2160
>>50224419
>>50224430
These one sjust look like they've just come out of paint stripping. At least whenever I strip pain from non-metal models, it's very difficult to fully remove the undercoat, leaving them looking pretty much like the ones in the picture (although usually black instead of red), and since the stripping solution I use also seems to weaken the glue if I leave the models submerged into it, they end up falling apart during the stripping. After reassembling them and applying new undercoat and paint, they end up looking almost as good as new, though (although inability to fully remove the undercoat leads to some loss of detail and unevenness, but usually too small to be visible unless you hold the model right up to our face).
>>50224595
62/2160
>>50224610
63/2160
>>50224620
64/2160
>>50224221
I second this motion.
>>50224634
65/2160
>>50224651
66/2160
>>50224670
67/2160
>>50224690
68/2160
>>50224700
69/2160
>>50224713
70/2160
>>50224732
71/2160
>>50224744
72/2160
>>50223648
Post some imperial guard senpai
>>50224756
73/2160
>>50224067
W-what?
>>50224773
74/2160
>>50224770
aight
>>50224791
75/2160
>>50224791
are those cheerios
>>50224791
Pugbutt
>>50224805
76/2160
THIN YOUR PAINTS
>>50224825
77/2160
>>50224841
HD Trash
>>50224841
78/2160
>>50224858
79/2160
>>50224875
80/2160
>>50224893
these are ork vehicles, right?
...right?
>>50224097
What's wrong with that one?
>>50225034
no
>>50225034
>>50223980
>>50223997
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>50224097
This one's actually quite tolerable. I mean, it's not going to win any awards, but clearly an effort was made.
>>50224306
>>50224296
>>50224282
It looks like it came right of a cartoonLeman Russy Roo; Where are you?
>>50224203
See, the concrete grey with tank tread shoulder pads is bad.
But the fox tail hangers (or more likely, the kitsune tail hangers)...
>>50224489
Bad case of TPS. My sympathies.
These are some bad paintjobs.
>>50225841
The person who painted that had to have found those basically as is.
>>50225931
Yeah, I think they're from a space wolf kit.
>>50224221
I imagine it will get good when we get to the nids.
Im glad we did all of them its the only way we will get the pastel horses without much reeing.
>>50226192
Image cap will be hit long before that, and it looks like OP stopped dumping.
>>50224543
Jesus those eyes
What a shit thread OP. You've given us only a handful that are certifiably heretical.
I demand your worst. Worst of the worst. curlypubes and googly eyes worst
>>50226402
I'm not OP, but Fail horse is still the greatest monstrosity I've seen. Every time I look there's a new way in which it has failed.
>>50226518
I refuse to believe that this was part of someone's concious decision.
Even if it was done ironically this is too far.
>>50226518
Im pretty sure thats intentional meant to be a chaos spawn its the ongraaglgaggtgf
>>50226579
>>50226579
Is this a vapourwave tank
>>50226595
>>50226579
There is literaly nothing wrong with this model except the chaos symbols
>>50226609
>>50226619
>literally
>>50226599
aesthetic
>>50226647
>>50226647
Yes literally.
>>50223760
He looks like that stupid fucking emoji
>>50224543
>Ferris Manus
>Fleshy Hands
>>50226678
nope. Try again
>>50226709
The only flaw on that model is the chaos symbol.
>>50226770
>I am blind
>>50226770
>literally
>only flaw
>paint too thick
>no undercoat
>sloppy job
>yellow on barrel
>exhausts, chaos spike, tracks, wheels, vents beneath exhausts lights and windscreens not painted
>gap between front parts
>>50224265
I feel ill just looking at it.
>>50226402
>What a shit thread OP.
Don't see you generating content of any kind. Fuck off.
>>50226609
>those chainswords
>>50223937
>>50223950
Oh sweet Emperor, that small sand at the base just adds a final touch that made me go into hysterical laughter.
>>50223648
Please Eldar and Orks , at least a bunch. Enough with Marines/CSM wank, I want to see the some HOT THICK PAINT xenos.
>>50224067
what the ever loving fuck is that thing
>>50223710
Peace never was an option. There never was a choice
>>50224690
>this is who the loyalists choose to worship every day
Literally why
>>50225070
>this is not the imperuim i dreamed of
>>50223879
>Jon the Techmarine
>Tom the Librarian
>>50224809
This one was a satirical youtube video along the lines of "How to win a Golden Daemon".
>>50224097
>>50225818
Looks like angry crying wojak.
>>50223746
>midget terminator in leopard skin jacket
Lost it
>>50224097
I'd say this one is quite good.
Contributing.
Left if how I got it from eBay for £5, middle is during strip and right is fully stripped ready to paint.
>>50231765
Forgot image... sorry /tg/
My Rhinos are better gore.
Witness the DDR and Karaoke Mk1 Rhinos!
May as well drop some of my old models in here
>>50232705
>>50224620
Lmao, is that Boba Fett ?
>>50226609
Okay, they're fugly, but there is simething to that color scheme.
>>50224893
>wacky_races.jpg
>>50231774
Goddamn, what was that painted with? Outdoor house paint?
Any chance of some Knights?
Nothing like gore on mondo expensive centrepiece models
>>50224690
The mystery of the druids
>>50223662
fpbp
>>50226665
Majesty.
>>50223648
Uh, this is the first model I ever painted. How does it hold up?
>>50235233
Pretty good for the first one if you ask me, but I'm not exactly a veteran painter either.
>>50235233
it won't win any golden daemons, but it IS tabletop acceptable
>>50233497
Acrylics, 5 layers.
Stripping revealed:
Black base coat
Red paint job with black templar transfers
Green paintjob
Yellow paintjob
Black paintjob with ravenguard transfers.
Many of them look kinda ok when I look at the thumbnails. Then I click on them and SWEET EMPEROR THE PAIN
>>50224634
Fucking hell, he looks like Statler
>>50235233
5.5/10 would play against without complaining or laughing.
Here's a recent one
>>50232705
>>50232713
still better than mine/10
i want to see the MLP/autism folder in the next thread, i want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes
>>50235378
>tabletop acceptable
>mfw your painting isn't even "tabletop standard" just "tabletop acceptable"
A-am I tabletop acceptable /tg/?
>>50236482
I can start it off early if yah want
this picture made me want to kill myself
>>50239473
paint job is fine
you just have to get better at removing parts from sprues
I would suggest cutting the sprue to pieces so you can more precisely remove the connecting plastic from the parts, also its always better to remove too little sprue than to remove too much sprue and cut into the part itself because thats a lot harder to fix, but don't worry you will improve.
just promise me you'll use your paints for good, not evil
>>50223790
>that two-face marine on the right
>>50233530
Seconding, I was actually looking for a fucked-up knight todayto make myself feel better about my own
>>50226609
OH CHRIST, this guy was in /wip/ a couple of months ago
>>50226665
I genuinely laughed at this one
>>50223648
Moar necrons pls OP
>>50239489
Mother of god....
>>50239489
this guy must have the psychological advantage over his opponents having shitifts about pony stuff.
>>50226037I'm actually kinda jealous of those blood spatters.
>>50239489
Make it stop
>>50239473
"THIS PAINTJOB IS TABLETOP UNACCEPTABLE!"
>>50239489
Worst thing about that pic is the models are really well fucking done! The layered airbrush, the vibrant color, the freehand illustrations, everything has good standards.
Shit, I wish my models looked this good.
>>50241039
No, the worst thing about that pic is the plushes in the background are large enough that I know they're probably one of those "insert a fleshlight" variants. I don't even know why I know those exist.
>>50225070
my god Robert Zdar has let himself go
>>50241086
You know exactly why they exist.
>>50239489
Someone get the =][= on the horn, I've got some heresy to report
>>50239489
Jesus Christ, I wish I could muster up that much effort for anything in my goddamned life.
Not OP, but have some KiltCron.
>>50245175
I am always unsure where my works belong in here or /wip/
Time to enjoy the ride!
>>50245461
One day, you too shall be tabletop acceptable
>>50226665
KRYPTOFUCK; THE MAN WITH THE KRYPTONITE DICK!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-White-Scars-Korsarro-Khan-/281868866301?hash=item41a0b192fd:g:lQcAAOSwQItT4SPg
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Space-Wolf-Thunderwolf-Calvery-With-Hammer-/271592405157?hash=item3f3c2b38a5:g:UW4AAOSwVFlUAhc1
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Salamander-Scout-with-Combat-blade-and-bolt-pistol-/271416460631?hash=item3f31ae8557:g:ZfQAAOxyLm9TE6C9
I dont understand who the fuck is watching / buying any of these
>>50224153
somebodies been loving their emperor all month long.
>>50224690
lord farquad finally got his tall suit
>>50245601
>that blackface salamander
>>50226619
>what is shading and highlighting
>>50236254
>wow that looks thicc as fu-
>CRAFT PAINTS
>SHE/HE USED CRAFT PAINTS ON THEIR MODELS
>>50240644
IT NEVER STOPS
IT NEVER ENDS
AUTISM CAN SURMOUNT ALL OBSTICLES
>>50239336
Here what I rank paint jobs, from best to worst:
>Studio
Could maybe win awards. You wouldn't normally play a lot with models that are studio since the paint job starts to actually add value to the model. If you couldn't support yourself painting miniatures if you wanted to, you don't paint at a studio level.
Bases are fantastic and there is a clear composition to the way the model was built and posed.
>Tabletop Thin
Clean work, has a bunch of highlights, looks good, but still didn't take ages. Admirable. Commendable. Strive for this.
Bases look great, but it is obviously a game piece and not something you would put in a display case.
>Tabletop Standard
You didn't miss any details, and you applied a wash. Paints are thin, models are free of mold lines. If the work is done clean here, then you can take the models up a notch to the next step if you want later with highlights and other effects.
Your bases are basic, but better than just using sand.
>Tabletop Acceptable
You got most of the details and maybe some wash. Coverage might not be excellent. Maybe missed a few mold lines.
You threw some sand on the base (with or without paint) and called it done.
>Bare Minimum
You've got some color over the primer.
You probably didn't do anything to the base.
>Didn't Even Try
Blackbombed or unpainted
>Pro Painted
The worst of the worst.
>>50239489
Ok, it's a terrible theme, but it's quite well done.
Plus you're going to win some games just because your opponent will be steaming mad and can't concentrate on tactics.
>>50245175
>>50245184
Good lord, I hope the silent king has mercy on the monster that did this
>>50245576
>no obligatory "for you" in response to the second post
It was a simpler time
>>50246168
Three years before the movie came out.
>>50239489
>that Milky Way Rhino and Tactical Squad
>>50245184
>>50245175
I kinda like the aesthetic of the kilt.
It just needs a better color scheme and proportions.
>>50226518
What was this originally?
>>50245889
I feel that you need more categories after tabletop thin.
>>50245889
Would this be thin or standard?
>>50223852
the princess cup really seals the deal
>>50247126
Thin. And FOCK YA M8 for having doubts!
<goes to his room to cry over his autistically painted stuff. Still better than 95% of the thread tho.>
>>50245887
The stiff poses and fucked proportions on those make me suspect papercraft or foamboard proxies.
>>50226665
this one owns actually
>>50247428
All the titans seem to be proxies indeed.
>>50239489
>those windows
I guess they're OK.
>>50224233
Now see, this is a cool concept, and well modelled. It's just clear that the painter was inexperienced.
Only one thing you can do to a poorly painted model. You got to give it the dip.
>>50248693
The dip cleanses all.
>>50224841
>>50224858
this looks like one of those ray gun tanks from the old godzilla movies
>>50248785
I've often thought of buying poorly painted models from ebay (since they're assembled but dick cheaper) and paint stripping. What's being used here?
>>50249268
If it's acrylic, you can get rid of paint really easily by soaking the model in warm soapy water (to loosen the paint, isn't always necessary), and then 'painting' it with methylated spirits. Alcohols don't melt plastics like acetone does.
>>50248693
>>50248785
that doesn't look poorly painted
>>50248785
Plenty of stuff around that'll get it off. Google miniature paint stripping.