stat me

Bread exploded/10.

>>50223392
Gnosis 2 Libertine Obrimos with a gun techne

>>50223392
Divination: "Shoking truth!" +3 Intelligence, +3 Corruption

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>50223392

Waifu! Shit!

>>50223543
What system is this; Eoris Essence?

>>50224403
Chaika not Owlbear! Chaika is Chaika!

>>50223505
To be fair, if you were given a magical explosion gun you'd shoot random stuff with it including dough just to see what would happen.

>>50226373
Wrong opinion! Dissapointing!

>>50224403
>Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)

Stat block! Accurate!

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>>50227269
>>50226373
>>50226786

>>50223392
Autism! Spectrum! Somewhere!

Page: 1

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>>50226373
>>50227269
>you now realize where Trump got his speech pattern

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>>50229809
>Trump is secretly a massive weeaboo and anime fanboy

>>50230479
>Someone leaks Trump's massive collection of pirated anime
>He's impeached for "having shit taste"

>>50230538
kek, I laughed

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>>50230538
He probably likes ecchi, so his taste can't be THAT shit. Worst case scenario feminists flip their shit (again), just like how they're currently butthurt about Keijo existing.

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>>50230538
>tfw Trump was already featured in an anime

>>50223392
General characteristics:
Crew: One
Length: 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in)
Wingspan: 10.00 m (32 ft 9½ in)
Height: 2.80 m (9 ft 2¼ in)
Wing area: 22.14 m2 (238.3 ft2)
Empty weight: 1,452 kg (3,201 lb)
Loaded weight: 1,960 kg (4,221 lb)
Max. takeoff weight: 2,110 kg (6,652 lb)
Powerplant: 1 × Shvetsov M-62 radial engine, 597 kW (800 hp)

Performance:
Maximum speed: 444 km/h (243 knots, 280 mph) at 4,600 m (15,100 ft)
Cruise speed: 297 km/h (160 knots, 184 mph) at 2,000 m (6,600 ft)
Range: 470 km (254 nmi, 292 mi)
Service ceiling: 10,700 m (35,105 ft)
Rate of climb: 15 m/s (2,985 ft/min)
Climb to 1,000 m (3,300 ft): 0.85 min
Climb to 7,000 m (23,000 ft): 8.3 min

Armament:
Guns: 4 × 7.62×54mmR ShKAS machine guns, 2,600 rounds of ammunition total

>>50226786
I've seen her eyebrows. You can't fool me, owlbear-chan.

>>50231315

Funny thing is that animefeminist was actually cool with Keijo! because pure fanservice anime makes more sense than "fanservice everywhere now and then".

Which is... actually a decent argument, after all.

>>50231315
>ecchi
>good

Just watch porn for fucks' sake.

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>>50230479
already been confirmed

>>50223392
Feat: Memory Burn
Character may cast spells without material components. Each time a spell is cast in this way, make a Will save at a penalty equal to the spell's level. On a failure, the character loses one rank from a randomly selected Knowledge skill, and from then onwards must re-roll previously made checks using that skill to determine if the knowledge was retained. If no Knowledge skills have ranks, the character loses memories relating to a random party member or NPC, and no longer recognizes them.

Magic Fuel may be consumed as a material component to any spell, consuming Fuel charges equal to spell level. Character may not use any other material component for casting.

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>>50230479
>>50230538
>>50231315
I don't know where you're getting your information, but I have it on good authority that Trump is an anti-weeb.

Following the pattern of him putting on a show to get supporters and then betraying them once he's done with them; see also his progress in draining the swamp so far; doi hoi hoi

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>>50230479

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>>50233540

You even basically pronoune "melania" as "mwee" if you say it fast enough.

>>50233540
#notmypresident

>>50233540
why didn't I see this BEFORE I voted for Hillary