What kind of character would Sheldon Cooper play, /tg/?

>>50222977
>Firstly;
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Secondly;
Complete That Guy Powergamer

>>50222977
Powergamer with a lengthy backstory. He's That Sperg, basically tries to micromanage everyone's character to be "optimal" and his character is basically whatever he can do to have the most versatility. 4e, he plays the Warlord. Any other version, he plays Wizard. Prefers Gurps over any other system though.

>>50222977
BOJANGLES

>>50222977
An accountant

>>50222977
Bazinga the Magician that is inspired by Gandalf and Merlin, because that's the only wizards any normalfag knows.

>>50222977
One not in my house.

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ZANDATSU

>>50223198
Lost it

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What kind of character would she play?

>>50222977
Lvl 60 Epic Rules Lawyer.

>>50223262
Edgelord munchkin

>>50223262
Anti-paladin
Assassin

>>50223262

Worm that Walks

>>50223262
Whatever the fuck she wants.

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>>50223262
>TFW she would literally play the God Emperor of Mankind.
It would be glorious to hear the stories but hell to be a fellow player I'm guessing.

>>50222977

Sheldon Cooper and the rest of The Big Bang Theory cast have played DnD on the show, anon.

In fact, there's one scene of him describing the type of character he's playing that eventually leads into LITERALLY ERP with Amy's character.

>>50222977
Badly optimised munchkin wizard.

>>50223066
He would prefer D&D because he's not a nerd, he's a normalfag with views that are acceptably and family-friendlily "nerd culture xD" by the mass market to which the show is sold as a product.

>>50222977
A sorcerer.
Not a wizard because they aren't born with "special powers" like he/his character.

>>50223955
If the nerdiest thing he liked was Star Trek, I'd agree with you, but he likes Battlestar Galactica. You have to be a fucking nerd to like that shit. He'd settle for D&D but would prefer GURPS.

>>50223046
An annoying one

>>50223262
Necromancer.

>>50224012
Way more people know that there's a show called "Battlestar Galactica" than know that there's an RPG called "GURPS".

And even if you've never heard of it, it's obvious from the name that Battlestar Galactica is some kind of sci-fi thing, whereas GURPS could be anything.

>>50225297
If I weren't a fa/tg/uy, to me, GURPS would sound like the name of a bitchin' metal band

>>50223550
You sound like you know a lot about the show, anon. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

>>50222977
Sheldon is a creature of nostalgia and the status quo, his system of choice would be the first one he had a good time with and he would favour rolling stats but would drive everyone else insane because he will not shut up about how the best class for his stats is not the best class for group optimisation.
For points buy he would almost never recreate a previous build but would be one of those players that do something and say "it's what my character would do" when he decides to sail to India and wouldn't see a problem with the fact that he isn't interacting with the rest of the plot.

>>50225997
>Is there something you'd like to tell us?

I watch The Big Bang Theory every time there's a new episode, and have been doing so since Season 1.

>>50224012
>Battlestar Galactica is "nerdy"

Anon...you...do know exactly how popular that show was, right?

>>50226070
That's cool then, Anon.
I don't follow it personally, but my mom likes it so mom meals come with a side of the Big Bang Theory.

>>50222977
Himself.
So a complete fucking tool who has no idea why he's ruining things for everyone else and is a general pain in the ass.

I dont understand why /tg/ gets so triggered by this show at least there refrences are accurate /v/ gets totaly shafted.
Thats not the super mario 64 jump pattern damit.2

Pretty sure he'd be the DM
THAT DM, no less

>>50223550
Can you find me what you're talking about that sounds great.

>>50226070
You're a monster!

>>50228235

I'm just a man who likes to have fun.

>>50227837

Here's one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aNUuGOUreg

Here's another:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3js8Vbf-Ss

This one's the episode where the ERP happens, but I'm not finding a scene of that right now.

>>50228307
>>50227837

Oh oh! I found the ERP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4szvI4GU66A

>>50222977
I refuse to believe this question has not already been answered in the show.

>>50222977
I'm completely stunned no one has said "faggot." Yet.

>>50228450
Thanks for opening that can of worms, faggot.

>>50228307
They're not even rolling or damage.
This show is bullshit.

>>50228527

Beyond that, Howard's actually seems like a really fun DM.

>>50225848
GURPS reminds me of GORP which is a trail mix

>>50228321
Thanks pal. I feel like this is how most real life erp goes, no matter what. I can't really imagine having that little shame!

>>50228474
You're welcome. Faggot.

>>50223046
>Complete That Guy Powergamer

This. He's exactly the type of dude to scour every book and build a ridiculously munchkined out character who fucks up the difficulty for everyone in the party.

>>50223046
>>50229408

Anon posted examples of Sheldon playing DnD already, he uses a quarterstaff.

>>50228450
>>50228474
>>50229362
I want reddit to go and stay go

>>50228527
The talisman was pretty accurate if i recall correctly.

Munchkin.
Didn't he bring some OP home-brew item or something to a game when home-brew items were banned on the grounds he actually made it at work, not home?