Would you consider snail people in your campaign?

>>50212775
TO THE SALT MINES WITH YOU

>>50212817
But sire, the Snails took over the salt mines!

>>50212827
What? Next time you'll be telling me gypsies are running a factory!

>>50212775
I'll just invite the French over to deal with this problem

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>>50212775
Just this.

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>>50212775
>has fabric and metalworking skills sufficient to make a pack with buckled belts
>uses a severed giant insect limb as a weapon and leaves for clothing
My conclusion is that this girl is a dirty snail hippie and that there are much more civilized snail-folk out there.

>>50212856
The French are well known for their mastery of butter golems and shallot elementals.

>>50212775
>>50212775
Hot, but how slowly is that snailgirl going to move?

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>>50212884
OH MY GOD

Only if that snail person is Doolb Snoil, Star Wars barrister extraordinaire

>>50212884
Flail snail best snail.

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>>50212775

She has to walk at the back of the party. Anyone who steps in her snail trail gets severe movement penalties.

>>50212775
I have given it some thought, and I have come to the conclusion that no, I would probably not.

Their heavy, slow, ungainly bodies make them good npcs but poor adventurers.

>>50213180
There's no reason to assume they'd be as slow as a regular snail. If they are the size of a human their speed would also be relatively to that size.

>>50212902
>>50212775
Don't forget they all have dicks

As a joke.
Then again, everything in it is a joke, this is a humor campaign.

Yoon-suin has slugmen. It works great.

>>50213362
Slugfutas, you mean

>>50212775
Yeah I could shell out snail people in the campaign, but not as a pc race. Their pacing would bring the game to a crawl. Although the one guy in my group min-maxes to high hell so you could possibly get one made to go on one mean slick streak

>>50212775
yes sure.
Might not do them like that though.

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>>50212775
>>50212902
No.

I'd rather a snail tank. Or a snail with turrets on top.

I'm tired of (animal) people, when the actual animals are more alien and unique than a snail with boobs and arms.

>>50212775

Are they hermaphrodites?

>>50213205
Any biologist will tell you that speed generally doesn't scale with animal size within a clade. The largest snail species are actually quite a bit slower than smaller ones.

>>50212775
I doubt any DM or player would be able to contain the fact that the only reason they exist or are being played is due to every last one being a herm.

>>50213404
All snails are hermaphrodites.

>>50213524
>>50213718
plz stop, no deviant the snails

>>50213718
>>50213524
>>50213404
>>50213212
ND please go and stay go

>>50213561
The larger a being is, the larger its stride.
A giant might be lumbering and slow but cover more ground in a single step than a human would in ten.

>>50214304
Snails don't stride, though.

>>50214668
What are you, some kind of snail racist?

>>50214683
Snails are low energy, nothing racist about telling the truth.

>>50214715
>truth
That's just a word racists use when they want to justify saying something offensive.

>>50214715
That's hate speech, reported and called the cops.

>>50212775
Why does she have eyestalks AND eyeballs?

>>50214836
That's like asking if catgirls have two sets of ears. Are you sure you want the answer to that question?

>>50212775
oh boy, that thing has a piercing penis as well

>>50214861
Yes, especially since they dodge the question with catgirls by having hair over the section.

>>50214997
Ask yourself how the inner-ear bones and ear canal would work in a typical catgirl.

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>>50213473
This is how I snail

>>50215030
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!

>>50212845
Actually sire.....

>>50215030
Dial H For Hero was an amazing trip.

>>50212775
No, because the first person to suggest them to me is probably a snailfucker. What the fuck are you expecting?

Now slug people I can get behind as long as they're not!slurm workers

>>50213114
Imagine someone designing this thing, jacking off about how they're some sort of master sadist, only to find out slugs have no concept of mazes.
Anyone have the second pic?

>>50212902
>4 eyes

>>50213212
They also stab eachother
Loser is the sub

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>>50212775
This is not how you snail people.

>>50215754
If your GM doesn't include the noble art of dickfencing with your snailfolk he's shit

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>>50213473
Reminder that there actually exists a deep sea snail whose shell is made from iron composite material and whose body is covered with metal plates.
People are reserching them for military applications (of the composite material, not the snail itself, although giant bio-engineering metal-plated snail-tanks would be awesome).

>>50212902
>uses a severed giant insect limb as a weapon and leaves for clothing

both can easily just be aesthetic choices.

>>50212775
No, snails are disgusting.

>>50212827
Problem solved then?

>>50215082
..... we are the gypsies.

>>50217846
That is fuckin awesome

>>50217846
>>50218625

>metal plates

Iron sulfides != metallic physical properties

Bone is way more interesting. In fact, bone is stronger.