ITT: Wez orkz now. WAT AH U GITS DOIN LOUGIN ABOUT! GET BAK TA WORK.

/end thread

>>50208546
ZOG IT ALL YA GIT

IZ HEARDZ A WAAAAAAGH IS GADDERING

SIGN UP YA GITZ

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork_Klan_Creation_Tables

DO WE NEED A KROOZA?

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>50211396

>>50211406
YEAH, ZOG KROOZAS, WEZ ORKZ NEEDZ TO 'AVE OUR FEET PROPAH' ON DA GROUND

WHICH KOLOUR IZ WE?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50211420
SUMWUN HID THE PAINTZ, IZ FOUND ONLY ONE BARREL

>>50211433
GOODZ! WE IZ DA ORKIEST!

I HEARDZ WE HAD ONE OF UZ DID SOMETHING BADAZZ

WICH WOZ IT?

GORK DA BEST

Rolled 10 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

>>50211446
'E WAZ, UM, SUMWUN AND DID, UM, A REAL ORKY FING

>>50211461
WOT? 'E WOZ A GROT?! LIES!

WOT DID 'E DO ANYWAYZ?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50211480
I SAID ALREADY, A REEL ORKY FING, YA GIT

>>50211491
YEEEAH, ZOG SPIKIES

NOW, GORK OR MORK?! BE ZOGGIN' 'ONEST

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>50211507
OH, OI KNOWZ!

ARE YA SURE T'WUZ A GROT THO? OI REMEMBAH T'WUZ A SQUIG OR SUMTHIN'

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>50211507
DIS ONE

>>50211518
>>50211519
SO WICH ONE?!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>50211533
DA ONE OI SEZ IT IZ!

>>50211545
SKULLZ FER DA SKULL PILE! ADVANCE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>50211557
OI, YA WANNA GET YER TEEF SMASHED OR SUMFIN'? OI'Z DA BOSS 'ERE!

>>50211557
>>50211583
SHUT THE ZOG UP YA GITZ! I'Z DA BOSS AND DIS 'UN >>50211518 WAZ FIRST, SO 'E'S ROIGHT

HOW MUCH OF DA BOYZ DO WE 'AVE ANYWAYZ?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>50211618
WAIT, LEMME KOUNT...
WUN,
TWO,
FREE,
LOTS...

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>50211625
>>50211618
Oh, OI KOUNTED TOO MUCH!
LEMME TRY AGAIN...

>>50211651
GOOD JOB. NOW GO COUNT YER TEEF 'FORE SUMWUN STEALS DEM, OR DID DEY ALREADY?

ARE OUR BOYZ DA PROPAH SIZE?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>50211669
THE SMALLEST OF DEM IS DIS BIG

IZ DAT BIG ENUFF?

>>50211687
DAS ROIGHT AN' BIG, ME SEZ.

>>50211687
WE IZ SO BIG EVEN OUR SNOTLINGZ ARE ORKIER DEN ANY ODDER ORK

ME SEZ WE WON'T KRUMP THOSE GITZ O'ER DERE UNTIL I SEZ SO. IZ CAN'T SEE WHO DEY ARE THOUGH.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>50211724
WAIT BOSS, LEMME GET MY BAY-NOO-KYOO-LER

Is this supposed to be funny, or good roleplaying? Or something else? Seems more autistic than /mlp/. Please explain the appeal.

>>50211744
WHERE DID YA LEARN FANCY WORDZ LIKE DAT? THEM PANSIES?

NOW, ONCE WE'Z FINISHED WIF DIS, WE GO KRUMP THOSE GITZ ROIGHT DERE AS 'ARD AS WE KAN. WHAT DA ZOG, I KAN'T SEE DEM TOO

>>50211765
it's fun, you dickass

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>50211787
YA GOTS TO GET ONE OF DEM CYBER-ORKY EYEZ FROM DA DOK, BOSS

>>50211808
SOUNDZ ABOUT ROIGHT. 'O? PANSIES? DAT'S WOT THEY GET FOR GOING NEAR UZ I SEZ, ERRYONE GETZ WOT DEY DESERVE

SPEAKING OF DOKZ. DO WE 'AVE ANY? OR ANY ODDBOYZ AT ALL?

>>50211790
Alright then, I'll leave you to it

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>50211832
YER GONNA LOVE DIS, BOSS.
WE GOT LOTS OF DEEZ BOYZ!

>>50211869
AWESHUM, SUMFING TO MEYN-TEYN MAH BIG DED KILLY KLAWSHOOTA

AND WOT'S DAT FING WE KAP-TOOH-RED EARLIER?

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50211901
ALL ME REMEMBERS IS IT WUZ BIG!

>>50211912
AWWW YEZ. IZ REMEMBER NOW, WE LOOTED A WHOLE TRANSPORT FULL OF DOSE FINGS

AND WHERE ARE DEY NOW?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>50211929
UH...
OI DON'T FINK YER GONNA LOIKE DIS, BOSS...

>>50211946
ZOGGING ROIGHT I DON'T, HOW IZ SUPPOZED TO RIDE A WHOLE DOZEN OF DEM AT ONCE

BUT I DO IT NOT BEKOZ 'S EAZY, BUT CUZ S' HARD, DAT'S WHY IZ DA BOSS AND YA'LL NOT

OUR MEKS COMBINED DEM ALL TOGEVVA AND MAKE A BIG MEKSUIT OF DEM, PROPAH ORKY. AND IT'Z STOMPA-SIZED, BUT SIMULTENEOUSHLY SNEAKY. IZN'T DAT BRUTALLY KUNNING?

SO, LETZ MAKE ERRYFING KLEAR:

>We'z da propah Klan
>Green iz da best
>Some grot or squig or whateva krumpet a ton of spikey 'umiez
>Gork and Mork are both good
>We got enuff boyz fer a propah foight
>Each of them iz at least nob-sized
>We don' krump dem nidz
>We krump pointy-'eaded pansies
>We got lotsa meks
>We looted some krisis meksuits
>We made ALL of dem orkier and da boss rides ALL of them into battle

WOT'S OUR NAME?!

>>50212038
OI SEZ WE'Z DA JUNKRACKAZ!

>>50212136
OI LIKE DIS ONE

WHO IZ OUR LEJENDARY not-ORK?

WHY WE NO KRUMP NIDZ?

WHY WE KRUMP POINTY-EARS 'ARDER DEN ODDERS?

>>50213182
HOW CAN YOUS FORGET 'EAD BITE-A THE SQUIG. 'E WAS ZOGGIN BRILLIANT. USED TO THROW EM AT GITS AND HE WOULD SPIT THEIR SKULLS BACK