An Ancient Evil Awakens...

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And why would he be considered evil if he ushers in a new age of fitness among everyone?

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>>50207306
swolegioh

>>50207707
It's an evil gym, duh.

>>50207707
Membership starts low, but increases by a given percent every month. The only way to stop your membership is by defeating the BBEG in his secret skill match: speedknitting

>>50207707
Because if everybody is at the gym getting /fit/, there won't be anyone doing /tg/ stuff anymore!

>>50207707
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>>50207759
>>50207786
SIMPLICITY

It seems that The Ancient Evil is sad at the condition of adventurers, heroes and minor/major villains. It fears that there will be nobody strong enough to pose a challenge to it.

Hence why a gym.

>>50207707

It's crossfit gym.

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>>50207306
He is empowered by the collective gains of people who visit the gym and he can only be taken down by making everyone lose all their gains

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Are there disputes as to the leader of the establishment?

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>>50207948
Wait, I thought the leather club was two blocks down?

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