Take a trip through time with me, /tg/. Let's go back, way back, to a time when flannel and Doc Martins weren't just for lesbians, Clintons were electable, and Magic Cards were ugly and confusing.
In this thread, we take newer Magic Cards and re-imagine them in the style of cards from the early 90's. Make your own or post ones you've found. The more obtuse the art and murky the wording the better!
>>50198731
>>50198744
>>50198763
>>50198776
My personal favorite
>loose
>>50199054
Typos add to the WotC authenticity and are encouraged.
>>50198731
What's the source on that art?
>>50199155
GIS for "Sinister Priest" I think. It was on someone's pinterest account and they didn't list the source.
>>50199121
>>50199121
>Literally satan
>>50199417
To be fair, guy was a dick. I think it fits.
>>50198789
Off the top of my head that kind of wording was never used at any point of Magic. I might be mistaken, but it looks like it's trying too hard.
>>50200027
It's mostly based off Alpha The Hive.
I'm not a fan of the new card design and I still think these throwbacks are ugly as sin
>>50200434
Yeah, can you imagine if actual cards looked that bad? That game would never get off the ground.
>>50198731
>losing -2/-2
>buffing all stuffs
yay?
Just made this one. Let me know what you think.
>>50200730
Art's perfect. You forgot the P/T and unless I'm mistaken there wasn't ever a dash between "summon" and whatever it's "type" was.
>>50200805
Thanks, I'll take that out. I'm guessing I saved it right before I added the P/T.
>>50198731
Great art, but lousy text.
It's lose not loose. Missing an apostrophe in "creatures". Replace "it is dead" with "bury it".
>>50200845
Right on.
>>50200876
I acknowledge the typos, that's my bad, but the last part is straight from Alpha Weakness.
>>50200988
this one is really, really well done
>>50198731
Let's go really old school.
Stolen from reddit.
>>50201122
And, from the same guy, Griselbrand.
>>50199121
needs to clarify that the abilities can only be used at sorcery speed
>>50201041
this got me thinking, is the very idea of a 'turn' based on an hourglass? etymologists assemble
>>50201041
I'd pay good money for high quality alters in this style.
>>50201025
Well thank you kindly, anon.
>>50201204
Aw shit, you're right. Goddamnit walkers are complicated when you really get into it.
>>50201241
Shit forgot the type
>>50198731
>>50198744
>what are apostrophes
>>50201582
>>50201270
Actually, That will still be an instant. Interupts only affect spells as they are being cast (remember, the stack doesn't exist yet).
>>50200845
Are we going back to the shack anon?
>>50201862
Ah, right you are.
>>50201917
I absolutely love Shakespeare quotes on Magic Cards. I wish that were still a thing.
>>50201129
>life loss
it was 'loss of life'
reeeeeeeeeeee!
>>50202957
don't forget the rules reminder on the poison counters.
see suq'ata assassin
>>50199121
Also forgot "effects that prevent or redirect damage cannot be used to counteract this loss of life."