>it turns out the vampire was after your vodka, not your blood

>>50186938

That was an extremely cute doujin, actually.

>>50186938
>Yupiel will never be your BBEG
Why live?

>>50186938
> After my booze
Smite Evil!

>>50186938

Don't make us beg for sauce.

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>>50186938
>It was for your own health

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>>50186938
>it turns out the vampire was after your vodka, not your blood
There's a difference?

>>50187031
>Don't make us beg for sauce.

Google "Yupiel."

It's the first result.

>>50186938
where's my ppsh

>>50186938
Don't even want to know what thread you killed for this.

Those are in the same place, OP.

>>50186938
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

>>50187129
Hopefully it was just a shitty general that will probably be back in no time.

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>>50186938
That bitch can try

Every man has his limits.

If you're after my blood, I can forgive you.

If you're after someone else's blood, I'll forgive you.

If you're after my booze, bitch gonna get staked.

>>50186938
Only if she's willing to trade with some smug

>>50186938

Youl hae too gett trou my blood to get myy vodka bITCH

>>50187096
Thank you.

>>50186938
So we're in a Discworld campaign? Cool.

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>brutally slaughter vampire anyways
>enjoy not sharing vodka with an undead abomination

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Come and get it.

>>50186938
I would give Yupiel anything she wanted.

>>50186938
That bottle is almost full and I have enough garlic to stop him until it gets empty

>>50186938
SMITE CYKA

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>>50186938
So why did she kidnap me? Does she just want me to clean her mansion and cook for her? Do vampires even eat? Do they eat for sustenance or do they just enjoy the taste of food? If it's the latter, do they just shit everything out undigested? Is it possible to literally eat out a vampire's ass?

>>50186938
BLOOD
IS GOOD
BUT LIQUOR
IS QUICKER

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>>50187050
>>50187676
>smirnoff
>ketel one

>>50187050
>This is how Westerners drink
By standards of average Pole, my alcohol tolerance is non-existing. But then comes some international party or other event with foreigners and as long as they are not Russian, I'm suddenly last man standing, while everyone fall asleep or is busy throwing up.
Wtf people?!

>>50187886
Different tolerance for different drinks. A Russian or Pole may be able to drink any westerner under the table when it's vodka, but you bring a bottle of wine into a room with a bunch of Russians and a frog, and you'll see the day France outlasts Russia.

>>50187812
Maybe because it's a loli vampire and thus cannot legally buy booze.

>>50187918

This.

I'm American and can down moonshine like it's water, but you give me a Kraken and I'm going to be fucked up six ways to Sunday halfway through the bottle.

>>50188084
Also American, and can drink Wild Turkey 101 like water.

So Americans get racial tolerance to whiskey and Slavs get racial tolerance to vodka. Who else has racial tolerances to alcohol?

>>50188124
mehikans and tequila

>>50188124
Czechs for all alcohol

>>50188170
Czech vodkas are known for being "soft".

>>50188124
Russian minorities and rocket fuel.

>>50188124
Mongolians and fermented yak milk

>>50187886
That's not so much about general alcohol tolerance as it is about the vast majority of westerner metabolisms not being used to drinking straight vodka

I'd probably drink you under the table if there was scrumpy going, because I've lived my entire life in coider county and have an extremely high tolerance to it, but I get completely off my tits on a few gills of vodka

>>50188124
Australians get racial tolerance to beer.

>>50188124
Germans with beer
Poles and finns with Wodka. Most eastern europeans (And finns) with wodka actually
Caribbean folk and rum
frogs and italians for Wine
Japs for Sake cause they're the only ones to drink it regularly
Swedes and nothing cause alchohol is Haram
Native americans and abbos with listerine and rubbing alcohol

>>50188247
And gasoline

>>50188257
Forgot that
What about the rest of europe? what do denmark, norway and the low countries drink?

>>50188124
As a Brit, we've probably got low racial tolerance to alcohol and the special trait Binge - Minus 75 chance to resist drinking more alcohol for each beverage consumed in the last 2 hours.

>>50188291
We have high resistance to strong ciders though

>>50188124
I'm Australian and I drink about a bottle of cheap vodka a day and sometimes I steal some wine from grandparents house as well. I have a real problem.

>>50188345
>I have a real problem.
Yeah, hard to deal with being Australian.

>>50188345
Honestly, I'm not surprised Australians drink so much. It must help to numb the suffering that is being an Australian.

>>50188426
>>50188443
I live in rich white suburbs. I used to live in houso housing though so that's probably it.

>>50188229
Nah, they get tolerance to goon box wine to you seppos and pommies .

>>50188271
Beer.

Exciting, I know.

>>50187886
Get a fucking dog up ya guts, cunt!

>>50189438

What the fuck is wrong with your slang, this is some next level shitposting.

>>50188458
Which suburb? :)

>>50189896
Goon= boxed wine
Seepo = septic tank = yank
Pommie pom = prisoner of her majesty/mother England or some shit

>>50188443
There's some shitholes in Australia where government benefits don't give you money, but instead give you gift-cards to buy groceries. This is because in those areas people would get their fortnightly payment, and just spend it on booze straight away. It's in these same places where you can't buy more than a single bottle of wine, but if you want to buy 4 cartons of expensive stuff you're perfectly fine to do so.

>>50189896
Never try and get a group of Australian's to agree on slang. Most of us don't realise how different it is from place to place and things get... argumentative when we try to come to a consensus.

>>50187023
>Barbarian attempts to smite evil

Should have just asked

>>50187812
Vampires mostly make other vampires because they're lonely.

...also, >>50188060

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>>50187053
>Its a "Thinly veiled excuse to post cropped child pornography" episode

>>50186938
But all we have is Rum!

>>50187918
>>50188220
Only that I never specified vodka...

>>50186938
I've got whiskey, a bottle of wine, and a mostly full 2 liter bottle of Costco rum, but no vodka.

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>>50186938
Jokes on her, that's my ethanol bottle. I keep my vodka in my anti-freeze bottle ever since the Blue Hair Gang raided my shit three months ago.

>>50186938
blerg

>>50186938

She can't have that either!

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>>50186938
Okay, she can have my Vodka. The only vodka I have is Taaka Vodka that got left here months ago and I can't be bothered to toss away.

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How the hell is Yupiel pronounced anyways.

>>50188165
>>50188247
Strangely, as a Swedish English Mexican American; I can drink whiskey and gin all I want, but beer, which I can't stand the taste of, does me in.

My family is also all star alcoholics, but they mostly drink wine; so I think the racial tolerance to certain varieties of alcohol is bullocks.

>>50190677
Reported for not even trying.

>>50192031
Back in my early days of drinking, I somehow acquired a generic vodka in a plastic bottle. Like, it came in a plastic bottle and smelled like paint thinner. In my circles this stuff became legendary for how bad it was. Like, I took to it EVERY party and it never seemed to go down. I had that bottle for several years.
Once I was at a party and someone decided to try it, because they were already very drunk. They said it was the most foul thing they had ever had. About 20 minutes go by and they come back to me. "There is no way that tasted as bad as I thought it did. It would be impossible!" So he tried it again. It was worse the second time. This happened several times throughout the night.
I ended up using the last of it, meaning the last two thirds of the bottle, to clean the grout of my bathroom when I moved out of that apartment. Worked pretty well and left the bathtub whiter then when I moved in.

>>50192130
Yupiel

>>50192185
so its like you-pe-el?

Or is it yupel with a silent I?

>>50192208
It's pronounced yupiel

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>>50192260

>>50186938
Joke's on her, still two months too soon.

>>50187918
Speaking as Russian, I can drink any kind of drink (or mix them in any sequence) and usually be the last man standing - even among my fellow Russians.
Though I lost much of my alcohol tolerance after losing lots of weight and stopping my nearly 10-year binge. It's still considerable, it takes about 1 liter of vodka to make me drunk for several hours.

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>tfw no loli mommy gf with a giant mansion and presumably near unlimited money and booze from vampire immortality shenanigans to whisk me away from my job and responsibilities for 24/7 pedo sex

>>50187248
Nobody touches the booze.

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>>50186938
Joke's on her, my vodka has been blessed by a priest.

>>50192174
I used to be able to go through one of those bottles in a night or three back in my misspent college years.