Who would win in a fight between 1 Slugga Boy and 1000 Space

>>50183040
The first Space Marine's left boot. It would be plant so far in the Slugga's cranium that bitches would think it a melon from the splash.

>>50183040
>Slugga
>Sober
Space Marines obviously. You can't take away Slugga's booze and expect him to fight at maximum efficiency. That's like taking away Popeye's spinach and then telling him to lift an Aircraft Carrier.

>>50183115
>imperial fanboys

Make it 2000 and we got us a real scrap

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Alrioit ya gitz, Mekboy 'Eadsplitta 'ere ta lern ya.

Since orkz iz best, if da boy'z orky enuff, e'll krump em good.

"Eadsplitta'z O iz da best way of figurrin out how orky da boyz are, zo letz run it.

'Eadsplitta's O iz figurred out by addin how choppy, shooty, 'ard, and kunnin somun iz. Cuz e's a slugga, e'z dead choopy, koinda shooty, dead 'ard, sorta kunnin.

On da udda 'and, da 'umies ain't choppy enuff, ain't shooty enuff, ain't 'ard enuff, and ain't kunnin enuff.

Derfor, da Boy'z gunna krump da gitz good.

>>50183040
>Who would win in a fight between 1 Slugga Boy and 1000 Space Marines?
Well the slugga would win, hands dow-
>the Slugga is sober.
Dat'z sum zoggin cheatin, dat iz.