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Possible motivations for a granny adventurer. Let's brainstorm.

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Possible motivations for a granny adventurer. Let's brainstorm.

>isn't content to die in bed; wants to go out with a bang
>someone kidnapped her favorite grandkids
>she's been adventuring her whole life and is simply too stubborn to quit
>has gone completely senile and is convinced the government has been taken over by reptilians that only she can see
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>>50165227
Her grandson (a famous adventurer) forgot the lunch she packed him, so she went off to find him.


It took longer than expected.
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>>50165227
>wondered out of the house and got lost, can't recall the way back
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Food's short. She 'went out hunting'. She hasn't found anything able to stop her yet.
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>Someone talked shit on how adventurers can't be elderly
>Granny ain't takin' that shit
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>>50165227
>She's tracking down her granddaughter's no good deadbeat husband to drag him back and give him such a beating he'll never think of leaving her again.
>She saw a nice young lady drop a silver piece, and is trying to return it.
>There was a wonderful hat for sale at the market, but they sold it before she could get enough to buy it. She's looking for another.
>Can't remember why she started. Figures it must have been a good reason, so doesn't stop.
>Is protesting about adventurers these days being such weaklings when back when she was a kid they had to walk through five Tombs of Horror uphill both ways just to get half a copper piece from the pockets of a dead party member.
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Slowing down and taking it easy makes you old. You have to challenge the mind and keep yourself busy, so she goes out to collect pretty flowers for her garden and slay monsters.
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http://didyouknowblog.com/post/140816636148/just-after-her-husband-of-67-years-died-norma
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The army's desperate. Literally everyone was conscripted.
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>>50165227
Granny was a crack shot in her day, when she served as a marksman. Even in retirement, the old gal could be found at the range, nailing targets like it's nobody's business. Now the government went and cut Granny's pension, so she's coming out of retirement for one last job.
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>>50165227

She needs lots of money to spend on the male prostitutes she so likes.
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>>50165227
> She learn that one of his son is the BBEG who terrorize the country.
> That's not how she raise him, and she's gonna drag him by the ear to her house, spank him, and send him to bed without supper, grounded for a year.
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>>50165227
She can't be having with this.
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>>50165345
This is the best one.
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>>50165227
>She has +2 or +3 to Int and Wis from aging modifiers, making her the most optimized spellcaster possible
Am I doing it right?
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